My favorite line about the Stonefish was from a different video you did. "Its like choosing invisibility as a super power and unloading a full clip into someone because they stepped on your foot."
My dude, you ever seen that picture of a grandma with a rocket launcher? That's not an anomaly. That's like 90% of grandmothers. Mine got sick of squirrels eating from her bird feeders. So she bought a gun and started picking them off. No she didn't get a cat. She didn't get squirrel proof feeders. She went from zero to murder.
People with a normal breakup:👁👄👁 Like “i feel like im not prepared for a relationship could we break up I’m sorry” “oh no I understand its okay if your not ready we could put us in hold”
The black-banded sea snake is actually so chill that a bunch of people used to find them at the beach and wear them around their necks for a while. They stopped when they found out a single droplet of their venom could issue 60 cease and desists on life.
those people have a huge flex nowadays like imagine you’re talking to a friend and suddenly they mention they used to wear a black banded sea snake which could kill 60 people with just 1 drop of venom around their neck like damn
Yeahhhh there's a type of plant in Australia that can have someone begging for an amputation or death, by just slightly brushing past it, and the pain lasts for months. It's called the Stinging Tree. That just how it be in Australia
Seriously discovered this guy last week, and I simply can’t get enough. He is amazing and his comparisons, or descriptive names, for the animals is amazing!
He also does next to no research which leads to incorrect facts and his "facts" even change within the same video. Nobody should be listening to this low effort just wanna make money bait.
Yeah but they're really just the people of the sea. I mean there top of the food chain live 80 years, menopause, intelligence, move in small groups(historically)
3:59 I'm sleepy and so my eyes are only processing a Pokémon-looking tapir-nose rock-shape _(to our Poké-dex Man's right-side, just under front snow-pile)._ lol... ... ...Where's the snow leopard? Please-Thanks, 😅.
Two fun facts: 1. Hagfish do the most advanced Yoga to do what other animals do with jaws. To tear a junk of flesh from a carcass they turn their practically boneless body into a knot and push the knot against the carcass. To them, spineless (they have a chorda dorsalis, just not a fully developed spine) is not an insult, it's an approval of their badass yoga skills. 2. Sea snakes can only survive in areas with rain. The reason for that is that they need to drink from the thin layer of fresh water that forms during heavy rain to survive. Some go for extended periods of time without water, but they still need to drink at some point.
As an avid scuba diver, watching your videos is making me more and more paranoid to get into the water again lol On a serious note though, the ocean is full of so many amazing and beautiful things. I've been fortunate enough to see both cuttlefish and octopi up close and they are truly mesmerizing.
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I didn't ever think I'd ever have a "favorite low budget vertically filmed nature documentary channel narrated by a guy in a backwards cap with a mediocre green screen effect" but apparently I do. You get a lot of information out quickly while enunciating well, choose interesting and informative video clips, and I surprise myself by laughing at your fast paced jokes. This might be the first of many videos I watch.
I discovered this Treasure of the TH-cams a bit over a month ago - Hes possibly working better than my antidepressant meds insofar as making my mood less broken. I seriously love him • for his wit & vocabulary, & for making earth science • the fauna edition • so extremely fun!! XO
I found one of those parasites in a wild red snapper I bought from the local fish market once in Seattle. I kept it and took it to my environmental science class the next day. Classmates all thought I was effing nuts and asked me not to bring anything like that again while our teacher interrupted telling me "no please DO bring them in next time!". XD That class was fun and that parasite freaked me the hell out when I first found it cause it was still alive and moved. 😂😂😂
@Bully Maguire If you look it up, piranhas aren’t actually as dangerous as most people think. Their like vultures, their scavengers and are usually shy and will not attack. If their starving they might but attacks aren’t common. Actually, many piranhas species are actually vegetarians. Over all? Piranhas are over hyped fish. Look it up, it’s quite interesting. :)
Casual Geographic. After months or even a year or so of being a fan of you. I finally. Finally, found that snow leopard (I believe it’s a snow leopard, if not, I apologize) in that image you have been using for so long
@@cringeafricanvoi1793 I've been looking for over a year! I've watched it multiple times through all that time and only found it with your clue. You either have extremely good eyesight or are colourblind because apparently, colourblind people can spot camouflage a lot better than non-colourblind people.
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@@drco3062 ok but who cares about us- we came to earth said fuck nature cut down trees, burned down forests, and hunted animals to extinction all while thinking we're above everything.
Orcas may be vicious and not an animal you'd be most sympathetic towards, but I remember the first time I learned that Keiko, the orca from Free Willy, was released back into the ocean but was so used to people that he died alone following boats, looking for human company, I weeped like a child.
I think they deserve rights, along with dolphins, elephants, and apes. They truly are sentient. Ffs, dolphins can commit SUICIDE when they’re depressed enough!!
Dude, keep on doing what you do, you have a unique gift to entertain while densely cramming your observations with an incredible amount of facts & data.
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Swimming snakes rarely, if ever, bite humans. This goes for land snakes like cottonmouths, too. As long as they're in water, snakes just tend to be a lot less defensive. Maybe it's just because they can retreat much more easily in comparison to our ability to pursue them.
@Connor MacArthur Actually it's because they don't want to waste their venom on people. They like to use it for hunting prey, not defending themselves from danger. Also if a snake were to bite somebody, there's nothing stopping the person from just immediately stomping the snake to death. The person may still die, but their death will take longer.
Unless they are in what I describe as a orgy ball…. A bunch of sea snakes with a bunch of males and (hopefully at least) one female. I saw this off the coast of Okinawa Japan, two broke off and chased my ass first to the nearest rock then to the shore. The only reason I think I beat/escaped them was because 1) I was scared for my life. 2) I had on flippers.
Idk dude I was drunk in the woods last week wandering around and a big ass snake bit me in the creek I was wading through. I passed out in a field for a couple hours and I think that was the venom more that the tequila. Thankfully I didn't wake up in the dark, was able to walk to my car, and drive home
Yeah, the Orcas in Spain and Portugal know exactly what they're doing and they're sending a VERY clear message, "Stop taking ALL the damn food!". Overfishing in Spanish waters is notorious, so much so that they're marked as the worst offender in the world for overfishing, so yeah, I side with the Orcas on this one, they know exactly who's taking all their food.
I did a little reading about the Orcas attacking boats. Apparently one of the biologists said that the surge of attacks happened right after everything opened back up after the pandemic. All of those boats, ferries, whale watchers, etc in that major shipping route were off the water during that time and probably made life for the Orca less stressful. The biologist went on to speculate that these sentient creatures might just be expressing anger at the return of the boats.
Well, it may just be speculation, but if that is the case...I can't blame them. It was probably sooo peaceful and quiet without all the noisy boats. Probably would be a little grumpy that they all came back.
@@elpibelol5005 If only you knew... Most aquatic animals use a bigger percentage of their brain capacity than us. Technically speaking, they're smarter. Whales, Dolphins, Orcas, Octopus are super super smart and the first three have shown that they can have / express feelings. Which means Anger is one of them. Instead of a dog barking at you because you didn't give him food, Orcas were like "Hell no, get out !" when human returned.
Another fun fact Poison dart frogs aren't naturally poisonous they get there toxins from from something they eat( I think it was ants but I can't say for certain)
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The part about Squidward's name is pretty interesting to me. My native language is Czech and in Czech dub of Spongebob, they chose a name that basically means octopus. So I always was under the impression Squidward is a octopus, until one day we were arguing about it with friends, lol
Cuttlefish have to be my favorite invertebrates! There's just something so cute about them 😂 I love showing them videos of other ocean life by putting my phone screen against the glass when I go to the aquarium; they're so curious!
I just discovered your channel yesterday and I'm already addicted. I haven't had this much fun learning about animals since Animal Planet was actually good!.
fun fact, they have different languages. Families are arranged in pods, which are connected into larger related clans, which are in turn connected into tribes. Pods in the same clan will be able to communicate with each other, and clans in the same tribe might have a little trouble understanding each other but still be able to get the point across. 2 orcas from the other sides of the world aren't going to be able to understand each other outside of physical cues
Casual Geographic: “Here’s almost 2 min of why Orcas are murdering bastards that terrify even f*cking sharks” Casual Geographic immediately after: *wholesome granny orcas*
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I fucking love orcas they are amazing even tho they are so vicious to other animals they have never killed a human in the wild only in captivity where they are treated like shit
Fun fact: stone fish are popular in Portugals beaches. Its not to uncommon to find one Edit: altough ours arent as deadly as the ones in the video, they wont kill you, they will just ruin your day/week
@Angular Circle Aww! Don't be discouraged or frightened by the threat of those hypodermic needle fish. Personally, I have never seen one, but as long as you keep a weary eye, I'm pretty sure you'll be fine haha
Fun fact about sea snakes too: They have some perception of appreciation. A lot of them wash up on the shores of Australia, and due to the waves, end up exhausted. That's where people come in and ensure he's in a tub of sea water and given time to rest, you can usually handle them afterwards without fear as they know they'd be dead by now if you were really trying to eat it.
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Fun fact: a pod of orcas once was involved in a mutualistic relationship with humans. Not just random humans either; *whalers.* One specific group of whalers, in fact; the Davidson family. This pod, named killers of Eden (of course) was found in Australia (of course) somewhere around the year 1895s. The pod was led by an alpha known as Old Tom. These whales would corner baleen whales, pushing it from below, while Old Tom himself would swim in front of the Davidson's whaling station and slap its tail on the surface to alert the family. While the whalers prepare themselves to go out to sea, Old Tom would return to their pod and *herd the baleen whale towards the rowboats of the Davidson family.* They have learned to distinguish the green rowboats of the Davidson family from the white rowboats of other whalers. The whalers would follow the law of the tongue... As this pod were actively assisting the whalers, no harm were to be done to them. ... Unfortunately for both parties, whaling industries eventually experienced sharp decline, and no baleen whales were sighted at Eden after 1926. Old Tom still returned yearly however, and at some point returning alone without his pod... The likely reason being most/the entire pod was hunted by Norwegian whalers further north desperate for income, unaware of this particular pod's unique relationship. Eventually the baleen whales returned, and Old Tom continued to bring them towards the Davidson family (doing so on his own, apparently), before he was found dead at 1930. Apparently the Davidson family damaged Old Tom's teeth during a particularly intense whaling in the middle of a storm, leading to an infection that eventually ended its life...
Whalers get... Whatever they wanted from the baleen whales at the moment (mostly the oil), the pod gets whatever that's left. Considering this is a baleen whale, "whatever that's left" still amounts to a shit ton of meat.
It's never occurred to me how rare grandma relationships are in the animal kingdom. Like the biological relationship, sure, but the social relationship of a grandma seems weird to associate with animals.
I love learning about animals without the boring section on a narrator but so glad I found this Channel because it's funny and you learn mad shit. Thank you my guy.
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Another fun fact about the isopod: the males also climb in through the gills, mate with the morphed tongue female and essentially make the fish’s inside into school-bus for all of the isopod babies
Another point to support that Squidward is an Octopus is the episode when they all venture on land. Guess what Squidward appears as? Not a fucking squid.
theres a newer episode of spongebob where all the fish turn into actual fish instead of fish people and squidward becomes not just any octopus but a giant octopus. he wants to eat his coworkers
Okay. Stone fish are NO JOKE. Hands down scariest experience of my life was snorkeling in Fiji and watching my brother unknowingly ALMOST PUT HIS FOOT DOWN RIGHT ON A ROCK FISH. I screamed as loud as I could through my snorkel because it can make a loud sound above the water, and thank GOD it caught his attention and he turned around to look at me, I motioned him to swim towards me, and once he was a couple feet away from the poison menace, I put my hand up in a “stop there and wait for me” signal. I swam over and I slowly pointed my finger directly at the rock fish, which he STILL couldn’t see! I make the ASL signs for rock and fish (most of us in my family know a little bit because my other brothers best friend growing up was fully deaf), and as soon as my oldest brother understood what he was looking at, I heard him gasp so hard he actually inhaled sea water and needed to surface for a minute and hang on to the back of our boat to clear it out from his lungs and sinuses. Scariest day of my life. His foot was two inches away from ending up in a coffin. We were in FIJI IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE ON AN UNINHABITED ISLAND THAT REQUIRES SPECIAL PERMISSION TO VISIT FROM THE KING. THE NEAREST HOSPITAL WOULD HAVE BEEN A 24 hour ADVENTURE to try and get there. For record? To arrive at our destination in Fiji from where our trip would be departing, we took three airplanes of decreasing sizes, all Boeing’s however. Then a 2 hour van ride to an “Air port” with a single engine plane, and an airstrip where they were still shooing the cows out of the way so our 10 PERSON PLANE (including the 15year old and 19year old pilots) could take off. Before boarding, they weighed everyone and their luggage, then did about 45 minutes of mathematical debate about how to arrange the plane so the sides would be as even as possible. We took our seats and prayed. We landed, entered another bus for some time, and then finally, we saw it-our home for the next three weeks. An 80 foot sailboat named the Tui Tai. It took multiple trips in a grey dinghy to get everyone onto our final destination. It had been almost 50 hours since we left our home for Chicago O’Hare airport. The longest, most worth it commute in my entire life. Got certified as an open water diver by a Fijian hottie named Owen who loved to tell us which animal bites his multiple scars were, especially the ones that had ruined tattoos he had earned. One day he pointed at this massive double sided semi-circle scar on his forearm and said, “I ever told you what to do if a juvie Hammerhead decides it wants to see if you’re on the menu?” Needless to say my mouth dropped open and I tentatively began running my hands over his scar, noticing how crazy it was. “He must not have gotten it stitched,” I thought…..I could totally picture him being like “yeah whatever it’ll be gone in a few weeks; I’ll cover it when I freedive so nothing smells me alright?” I asked, “Well what CAN you do that situation? I know it’s head is shaped differently…but wouldn’t I just do the same thing with any other shark that mistakenly took a bite?” with a tentative grin, unsure id been correct. But he broke into his insanely wide palette, perfectly white smile that all Fijians seem to possess, and said, “That’s my girl-and what is it?” So together we said loudly, “WE PUNCH HIM IN THE EYES!!” And grinned. Since I was technically still in my certification course, I finished the complete scenario for rhetorical purposes. “Then I swim for the boat as fast as I can, depth I’m at be damned. The Bends is survivable. Bleeding to death is not.” PS: Owen could free dive (no breathing apparatus, just holding his breath) for almost 12 minutes, he could go down to 30 ft no problem WITHOUT weights, and walk around slowly on the sea floor with a SPEAR to catch us DINNER. HE WOULDN’T EVEN BREATHE HEAVILY WHEN HE RESURFACED. WTF. Was he a wizard or just a really really amazing Dive instructor? 😆
That was actually pretty terifying,not being able to see a threat due to performing a completely different task.I hope everything was ok later,cause it's sounds like it was a second away from being one of those over-elaborate deaths from "Final Destination". Also it sounds like you got the hots for a RPG protagonist that did all the sidequests.
5:57 i read a manga where a girl who was a Seal in her previous life is naturally scared of her co worker who was an Orca in his previous life, and i can see why 😂😂😂😂😂
"Cuttlefish. Let us not dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish. Flipping glorious little sausages. Pen them up together and they will devour each other without a single thought. Human nature, isn't it? Or... fish nature." - A savy pirate captain
I am so glad I am subscribed to you, because if it wasn't for you, I would have never witnessed the blessing in the form of a cuttlefish with 3-D glasses.
The “h” in Spanish is no longer silent when there’s a “c” before it. “Ch” is actually a part of the Spanish alphabet, it’s pronounced the same way as it is in English. In all other situations, the “h” is silent.
@Joey Nitro I'd wager theres also some lunatic in thee considering how hard it is to actually avoid shit. At least ultra nightmare you can still avoid running into one of those shits. Australia is sending a bullet hell's worth of deadly shit at it's occupants
Lol. "...Turn you into a hasjtag" "...A story on the 9oclock news" "...Is to a was" "...God's recently deleted" This is honestly the main reason why I have been and keep clicking on his videos; his snarky quips 😂
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The G.O.A.T Hood Nature himself, Never fails to deliver and always makes our days weeks months years and centuries a whole lot BETTER!!, Whenever there’s a new upload.
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They know we run shit with people that we think are threatening. That or I think they're getting hunted...But that's just a hunch don't quote me on that.
Them terrorizing other ocean dwellers= Nightmare for said ocean dwellers We terrorizing them = Extinction And humans are very good at the genocidal game.
Orcas are really fussy eaters. There have reportedly been incidents where an orca attempted to hunt a human, but broke off the hunt immediately upon realizing it wasn’t a sea lion. Humans are not part of their very specific diet, so they have no reason to attack us. They are really smart and tend to eat what their mothers teach them is safe to eat. Sorry I just find killer whales fascinating
@@vi0let831 it should be put into a brain dead person so the person won't feel the pain and the body is still alive. Though this experiment is a bit inhumane
I absolutely love this channel. You present the information in such an easy to understand but memorable way: do I remember everything? No. But I'm more likely to remember it because of the quality of the presentation.
I mean depending on how well you treat the child They might actually care for you in your old age unlike the see louse... but I think thats about the only upside to having a kid...
oh god that title sounds familiar. And looking at pictures via google, yeah I definitely had watched it some years ago. Damn, didnt know it existed in real life
Cuttlefish can actually recognize and often greet the employees at aquariums that handle them often. They remember. Awesome creatures. Glad to see the respect.
4:00 The snow leopard is directly below the large patch of snow, blending into the rocks, not the snow itself (and giving you the middle finger on that fact alone).
@@BloodyWagon Start at the largest patch of snow. Find its bottom-most tip. Depending on the size you are seeing the image/video in, the face of the leopard is roughly a centimeter below that tip, turned towards the camera. From there, the rest of its body is almost parallel to the edge of snow as it extends left from that bottom-most point.
@@LemmingOfEvil it’s much smaller than I thought it was. I thought the body was mostly behind the rock in front of the snow patch and that only the nose was sticking out like the head was the tip of the nose
I personally am still terrified of orca, they might not kill people for now but I ain't about to be the 1st trial. My fear will keep me out of harm's way hopefully.
@@LilJ3090 Sharks are just the toddlers of the sea. They experience the world by putting it in its mouth. They don’t purposefully go after humans, unless the human looks like a seal.
*You must not fear Orca's they respect us only because they see a bit of themselves in us, showing them fear is only going to disillusion themselves with that belief and I'm gonna be the last man to try throw hands with an Orca.*
Here's another fun fact: Squidward even said he was an Octopus and one episode. He did a play in the krusty krab, and said "many years ago, an octopus was born".
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"Just like people, you don't need venom to be toxic."
This dude only speaks one language. And it's facts.
I’m honored to be the first reply
Ayyy we meet once again
Also, yes
Lmao
This is a certified hood classic
I’m honored to be in in a minute
"The homicidal sea panda is truly a cheat code..... Also they're the BEST grandmas"
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Yes
After my grandma
You know what? That's a fact!!
@@monk3811 when you let your grandmas greatness be known, i felt that
Nature really said “life isn’t hard it’s impossible to have a life”
Wow, look at all of these bots. :/
@@MoOocus yeah
Where you at during Bo4 ??
@@yougotafriendinme1988 oh I was arguing with quick revive
My favorite line about the Stonefish was from a different video you did. "Its like choosing invisibility as a super power and unloading a full clip into someone because they stepped on your foot."
"Orcas are disrespectful sociopaths that find joy in killing other animals for no reason"
(2 seconds later)
"Orcas are the best grandmas"
The magic of duality.
You can be a disrespectful sh*t to others and still be good to your family.
they can be both!
@@mondenkindqueen Dominic Orcato
My dude, you ever seen that picture of a grandma with a rocket launcher? That's not an anomaly. That's like 90% of grandmothers. Mine got sick of squirrels eating from her bird feeders. So she bought a gun and started picking them off. No she didn't get a cat. She didn't get squirrel proof feeders. She went from zero to murder.
Hagfish: *feels a little threatened*
Also Hagfish: This is my kingdom come, This is my kingdom come
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This made me laugh harder than I should've-
*Imagine Dragons intensifies*
No matter what we breed
"We have snakes in an ocean. And I'm not talking about your ex at a beach."
Bruh...😂😂😂😂😂😂
@abbsnn cose that was my favorite episode
People with a normal breakup:👁👄👁
Like “i feel like im not prepared for a relationship could we break up I’m sorry” “oh no I understand its okay if your not ready we could put us in hold”
I cried laughing at this line. He be killin me! 💀💀
Truth!
The black-banded sea snake is actually so chill that a bunch of people used to find them at the beach and wear them around their necks for a while. They stopped when they found out a single droplet of their venom could issue 60 cease and desists on life.
those people have a huge flex nowadays like imagine you’re talking to a friend and suddenly they mention they used to wear a black banded sea snake which could kill 60 people with just 1 drop of venom around their neck like damn
" And they slap stingrays just because they can. " Steve Irwin still got shooters out here.
This comment should be at the top
@@Justaspacequeen yes
Lee Harvey Oswald 2.0
Orcas “nobody mess with Steve “
This man is like sarcastic teenage version of Octonauts, best kid show next to Wild Kratts for learning about the world!!! This is a compliment.
Omg i remember those shows
Now i miss them
Awww
Ty :)
And y e s
Haha are you sponsored
Damn my childhood
I remember that show, the nostalgia 🥲
Fun fact: The stonefish sting is so painful that a victim begged the doctors to amputate his leg so he would stop hurting
I kind of miss the "fun" in this fact.
But the venom is all over the body already at that point.
Yeahhhh there's a type of plant in Australia that can have someone begging for an amputation or death, by just slightly brushing past it, and the pain lasts for months. It's called the Stinging Tree.
That just how it be in Australia
@@RaccoonCoded Better than a Manchineel.
@@RaccoonCoded Ah, the Gympie Gympie, aka the Suicide Plant, because it hurts so bad for so long it drives people to suicide.
Seriously discovered this guy last week, and I simply can’t get enough. He is amazing and his comparisons, or descriptive names, for the animals is amazing!
As a person with add I love this guy. His pacing is perfect for me🤷🏼♀️
Thanks my dude 😉
For real
This guy is one of my favorite TH-camrs
He also does next to no research which leads to incorrect facts and his "facts" even change within the same video. Nobody should be listening to this low effort just wanna make money bait.
Same here
"Ocean Oreo"
"Sea panda"
There's something to be said about that wide swath of lexicon you have, buddy!
Bundy dolphin is my fave. 😹
Malicious Equality Symbol
Yeah but they're really just the people of the sea. I mean there top of the food chain live 80 years, menopause, intelligence, move in small groups(historically)
@@trent6319 makes sense to me.
@@trent6319 imagine if orcas had access to technology... that would've been scary.
"The snow leopard looking right at you."
This cammo is A grade.
3:59
I'm sleepy and so my eyes are only processing a Pokémon-looking tapir-nose rock-shape _(to our Poké-dex Man's right-side, just under front snow-pile)._ lol...
...
...Where's the snow leopard? Please-Thanks, 😅.
FOUND IT
It's beneth the top snow spot
Its lying on the ground, face looking at you
@@baptiste4438 ha ha like your name but yeah the darker spot just below the snow
"cus Australia lives on veteran difficulty"
New favourite line
Was looking for it, I paused the video every time he said something like it
Two fun facts:
1. Hagfish do the most advanced Yoga to do what other animals do with jaws. To tear a junk of flesh from a carcass they turn their practically boneless body into a knot and push the knot against the carcass. To them, spineless (they have a chorda dorsalis, just not a fully developed spine) is not an insult, it's an approval of their badass yoga skills.
2. Sea snakes can only survive in areas with rain. The reason for that is that they need to drink from the thin layer of fresh water that forms during heavy rain to survive. Some go for extended periods of time without water, but they still need to drink at some point.
Correction Interesting Facts
I think you meant fresh water, not sweet water.
@@Edigor100 *facepalm* Yes, you are right. My mother tongue is German.
@@Edigor100 wow I didn't even catch that
@@Edigor100 even piss will taste sweet if you live in salt water.
As an avid scuba diver, watching your videos is making me more and more paranoid to get into the water again lol
On a serious note though, the ocean is full of so many amazing and beautiful things. I've been fortunate enough to see both cuttlefish and octopi up close and they are truly mesmerizing.
We see those on the seashore, cuttlefish are so innocent i swear, i would sit next to one and they didn’t mind
This man should team up with True Facts. With their powers combined... I fear what we will learn...
Should do a vid with Zefrank
@@inthedeadhours yesyesyes
Or better yet, teirzoo, give us a “scariest animal” teir list lol
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but then Jerry was unemployed...
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The way this man is able to come up with seemingly infinite ways to describe dying 😂
Frrr it's hilarious
“Airdrop you to God’s inbox”
@@banziattack1354 🤣🤣
One thing for certain I'm switching on you like you wouldn't believe
@@feywildgamingyt no you are not me stop shitti g on yourself Jesus fuxking christ
I didn't ever think I'd ever have a "favorite low budget vertically filmed nature documentary channel narrated by a guy in a backwards cap with a mediocre green screen effect" but apparently I do.
You get a lot of information out quickly while enunciating well, choose interesting and informative video clips, and I surprise myself by laughing at your fast paced jokes. This might be the first of many videos I watch.
I see you struck oil
I learn so many new words too, and not just slang and euphemisms for death and genitalia.
I discovered this Treasure of the TH-cams a bit over a month ago - Hes possibly working better than my antidepressant meds insofar as making my mood less broken. I seriously love him • for his wit & vocabulary, & for making earth science • the fauna edition • so extremely fun!! XO
You should watch ‘Animals that were given the finger by evolution’ or something like that
@@Crandon-de1st SO GOOD!!!!! Im on a "Casual Geo binge-fest 1999" o‐va' he‐ah'!
I found one of those parasites in a wild red snapper I bought from the local fish market once in Seattle. I kept it and took it to my environmental science class the next day. Classmates all thought I was effing nuts and asked me not to bring anything like that again while our teacher interrupted telling me "no please DO bring them in next time!". XD That class was fun and that parasite freaked me the hell out when I first found it cause it was still alive and moved. 😂😂😂
get this man his own Netflix nature documentary please
I second that.
I fourth that.
Fifth,, I would watch it constantly-
I sixth that
I Seventh that
The number of death metaphors this guy knows is no joke impressive
or that just means he is australian.
Seeming as you have squidward as a prof pic do you think he's a squid or a octopus
"Australia is life on Veteran difficulty." I feel that.
Not only that. It’s on hard core survival as well.
Brazil: Am I a joke to you?
*Brazil:* Anaconda, Jaguar, Wandering Spider, Piranha, Poison Dart Frog.
*Australia:* Inland Taipan, Kangaroo, Crocodile, Emu, Sydney Funnel Web, Platypus, King Brown Snake, Bull Shark, Stonefish, Redback Spider, Death Adder, Missulena Spider, Cassowary.
@@Earth-616BullyMaguire dont forget the casowari
@Bully Maguire If you look it up, piranhas aren’t actually as dangerous as most people think. Their like vultures, their scavengers and are usually shy and will not attack. If their starving they might but attacks aren’t common. Actually, many piranhas species are actually vegetarians. Over all? Piranhas are over hyped fish. Look it up, it’s quite interesting. :)
Casual Geographic. After months or even a year or so of being a fan of you. I finally. Finally, found that snow leopard (I believe it’s a snow leopard, if not, I apologize) in that image you have been using for so long
It’s extremely well camouflaged that’s for sure
This comment inspired me to find that damn cat, and finally I have!
I need a hint
@@anothernoob1472 it's the dark spot at the bottom left side of the top snow
@@cringeafricanvoi1793 I've been looking for over a year! I've watched it multiple times through all that time and only found it with your clue. You either have extremely good eyesight or are colourblind because apparently, colourblind people can spot camouflage a lot better than non-colourblind people.
fish: **dies**
Tongue-Eating Parasite:
_"oh no, ANYWAY"_
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XD
I’ve been telling people the worst life is that of a fish. They can’t even breath in peace.
Neither than us now cause of COVID
@@drco3062 ok but who cares about us- we came to earth said fuck nature cut down trees, burned down forests, and hunted animals to extinction all while thinking we're above everything.
What if the fish reached nirvana and does not take life that serious
@@Kzwrld09 and as soon as we're caught without our tools we bitch around scared as fuck
A human who says humans disconnected from nature is like a fish saying its disconnected from nature
Orcas may be vicious and not an animal you'd be most sympathetic towards, but I remember the first time I learned that Keiko, the orca from Free Willy, was released back into the ocean but was so used to people that he died alone following boats, looking for human company, I weeped like a child.
Oh fuck you, why must you break my heart like this?
I think they deserve rights, along with dolphins, elephants, and apes. They truly are sentient. Ffs, dolphins can commit SUICIDE when they’re depressed enough!!
@@Takokujin07 Humans were supposed to be wild animals not Orcas or Dolphins.
@@ryanthemostwantedfurry1281 we on land and we have aposeable thumbs they don’t we aren’t the wild ones
Makes sense we’re sympathetic. They’re as smart as primitive humans just as homicidal as us in the ocean
Dude, keep on doing what you do, you have a unique gift to entertain while densely cramming your observations with an incredible amount of facts & data.
I have never laughed so much while simultaneously becoming increasingly concerned
You have been following the news?
Honestly I think a better title for this episode is “Why I’d throat a cactus before I go in the ocean: part 2.”
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Swimming snakes rarely, if ever, bite humans. This goes for land snakes like cottonmouths, too. As long as they're in water, snakes just tend to be a lot less defensive. Maybe it's just because they can retreat much more easily in comparison to our ability to pursue them.
@Connor MacArthur Actually it's because they don't want to waste their venom on people. They like to use it for hunting prey, not defending themselves from danger. Also if a snake were to bite somebody, there's nothing stopping the person from just immediately stomping the snake to death. The person may still die, but their death will take longer.
Unless they are in what I describe as a orgy ball…. A bunch of sea snakes with a bunch of males and (hopefully at least) one female. I saw this off the coast of Okinawa Japan, two broke off and chased my ass first to the nearest rock then to the shore. The only reason I think I beat/escaped them was because 1) I was scared for my life. 2) I had on flippers.
Fun fact i have seen more snake in water that on land
There are no letal snake where i live
Idk dude I was drunk in the woods last week wandering around and a big ass snake bit me in the creek I was wading through. I passed out in a field for a couple hours and I think that was the venom more that the tequila. Thankfully I didn't wake up in the dark, was able to walk to my car, and drive home
+sir slick rock Holy shit, that must've been horror movie levels of terrifying.
I got hooked on this mans channel, you get to watch youtube, laugh cause of his jokes and learn stuff too! Love the videos, keep grinding.
Yeah, the Orcas in Spain and Portugal know exactly what they're doing and they're sending a VERY clear message, "Stop taking ALL the damn food!". Overfishing in Spanish waters is notorious, so much so that they're marked as the worst offender in the world for overfishing, so yeah, I side with the Orcas on this one, they know exactly who's taking all their food.
Well said 👏👏👏
I'm pretty sure China takes the number 1 spot
Well, then take the Orcas as food.
You have no idea what youre talking about. Orcas have no higher reasoning skills like that
@@luana.desousa6398 Any sane person would agree that China is what nukes were invented for.
So many sea animals are so vicious. And others live such short tragic lives.
It's the sea it is super stable and thus is a death world.
@@caramel3977 f$&# off, this isn’t a dating site b*$&#
And 90% of them are disgusting and can go to hell.
@@Lord_Numpty Then you remember that nothing except humans can go to hell
@@Lord_Numpty Then you remember that Hell doesn't exist
It's like having a mobster as your roommate.
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@@theonlyshinyumbreon couldn't have said it better myself.
do not anger the bots
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@@legenwing6115 they can't be angered because they don't have feelings, why?, BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTS!!!
you do a great job with a lot of humor. i'm enjoying your videos so much. you and mr. ballen are terrific.
I did a little reading about the Orcas attacking boats. Apparently one of the biologists said that the surge of attacks happened right after everything opened back up after the pandemic. All of those boats, ferries, whale watchers, etc in that major shipping route were off the water during that time and probably made life for the Orca less stressful. The biologist went on to speculate that these sentient creatures might just be expressing anger at the return of the boats.
Well, it may just be speculation, but if that is the case...I can't blame them. It was probably sooo peaceful and quiet without all the noisy boats.
Probably would be a little grumpy that they all came back.
So the whales are protesting now.
Bro they are intelligent but not like that 💀
@@elpibelol5005 there's a chance tho.
@@elpibelol5005 If only you knew... Most aquatic animals use a bigger percentage of their brain capacity than us. Technically speaking, they're smarter. Whales, Dolphins, Orcas, Octopus are super super smart and the first three have shown that they can have / express feelings. Which means Anger is one of them. Instead of a dog barking at you because you didn't give him food, Orcas were like "Hell no, get out !" when human returned.
Fun fact: in the dutch dub of Spongebob, Squidward is called 'Octo'.
Octo 💪
@@jordigeven8485 translated to… 8
Je’taime
Yeah his name is literally Octo Tentacle, Octopus Tentacle, how original
Another fun fact
Poison dart frogs aren't naturally poisonous they get there toxins from from something they eat( I think it was ants but I can't say for certain)
A good-looking man with intelligence AND a wicked sense of humor... I think the host of this channel might be an endangered species, himself!
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MMI▶️ shut up virus giving bot
Ma’am this is fuccing TH-cam
Maybe get out of the hood and experience the world a little?
The part about Squidward's name is pretty interesting to me. My native language is Czech and in Czech dub of Spongebob, they chose a name that basically means octopus. So I always was under the impression Squidward is a octopus, until one day we were arguing about it with friends, lol
Not sure if there's a different Czech dub than the one I grew up with, but from what I remember his Czech name would translate as "cuttlefish".
"There's a lot of people who didn't know we have snakes in the ocean. I'm not talking about your ex in the beach-" LMAO xD
This episode is the most terrifying yet. Not that it's not entertaining, mind you. This guy' sarcasm and wit are exquisite!
I love how he mixes facts n dark humor flawlessly 🤣🤣🤣
Cuttlefish have to be my favorite invertebrates! There's just something so cute about them 😂 I love showing them videos of other ocean life by putting my phone screen against the glass when I go to the aquarium; they're so curious!
The stone fish is probably the only animal that can catch bodies without moving
It’s essentially the irl version of all those Luigi memes
*Him:* *"Stone Fish are poisonous."*
*Asian Cousine Channells:* *"Would you like it fried or as sushi?"*
English cuisine too btw.
I hate it
Me, a Hooman: I'd like it extinct.
chinese: id like it raw with the stinger intact
@@ineedmorecarrots6063
Smeagol: We like's it raw and wrrrrrrrrigly.
This Channel shows you that you don't need expensive props to be a great channel. Just sweet commentary of great info.
Siméon, very much true.
I just discovered your channel yesterday and I'm already addicted. I haven't had this much fun learning about animals since Animal Planet was actually good!.
Orcas are literally the humans of the sea.
Hrm no there are literally many worse things than Orca, yes even worse.
I don't think you know what "literally" means. And I will choose orcas over 99% of humans any day.
fun fact, they have different languages. Families are arranged in pods, which are connected into larger related clans, which are in turn connected into tribes. Pods in the same clan will be able to communicate with each other, and clans in the same tribe might have a little trouble understanding each other but still be able to get the point across. 2 orcas from the other sides of the world aren't going to be able to understand each other outside of physical cues
@@magmat0585 woah.
@person person No. It would be seagulls. Crows are kind creatures :>
Casual Geographic:
“Here’s almost 2 min of why Orcas are murdering bastards that terrify even f*cking sharks”
Casual Geographic immediately after:
*wholesome granny orcas*
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I fucking love orcas they are amazing even tho they are so vicious to other animals they have never killed a human in the wild only in captivity where they are treated like shit
They annoy attack certain sharks but not all because know better than to annoy the extremely aggressive ones (not Great White Sharks btw)
Fun fact: stone fish are popular in Portugals beaches. Its not to uncommon to find one
Edit: altough ours arent as deadly as the ones in the video, they wont kill you, they will just ruin your day/week
But when you do gods speed
Unfortunately, yes that's true :')
I always get a little nervous when entering the water because of that
Thank u for that info I’m going to Portugal soon
@Angular Circle Aww! Don't be discouraged or frightened by the threat of those hypodermic needle fish. Personally, I have never seen one, but as long as you keep a weary eye, I'm pretty sure you'll be fine haha
Wouldn't say popular. More like just in large numbers. Defo not popular because they can really f*ck people up!!
This is a great channel.
Found your channel when someone posted this video under a Joe Rogan post.
Besides the quickest 1 mill sub I've ever seen, this guy deserves a million dollars just for the content
Fastest I've seen was Beluga. It was startling seeing someone go from k to m in a week
Most are here from tic toc
It took LongBeachGriffey about 3 weeks to go from 0 to 1M once he switched here from FB
I love that he said that Australia lives on veteran difficulty
Australia is Minecraft Hardcore
Australia is playing Halo 2 on Legendary with all skulls on
There’s a reason they lost a war to Emus
Australia is like playing DOOM on UltraNightmare with a steering wheel trying to avoid taking health damage
These comments 😂
Fun fact about sea snakes too: They have some perception of appreciation. A lot of them wash up on the shores of Australia, and due to the waves, end up exhausted. That's where people come in and ensure he's in a tub of sea water and given time to rest, you can usually handle them afterwards without fear as they know they'd be dead by now if you were really trying to eat it.
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Is there a video of this? I wanna see that.
"...usually..."
You are excellent at the quips. I thought I had a decent ability but got dang this is another level.
Hagfish: *exists*
H#ntai protagonists: "Finally a worthy oppoment. Our battle will be legendary!"
Ew just Ew, making h#ntai from the most horrendously disgusting creature below the depths is just plain nastiness no, no, hell no.
Yall do realise that hentai means pervert in japanese
Interesting
@@mastersitorou8289 just imagine
@@sampletext9338 i can imagine it and i don't like it
Fun fact: a pod of orcas once was involved in a mutualistic relationship with humans. Not just random humans either; *whalers.* One specific group of whalers, in fact; the Davidson family.
This pod, named killers of Eden (of course) was found in Australia (of course) somewhere around the year 1895s. The pod was led by an alpha known as Old Tom.
These whales would corner baleen whales, pushing it from below, while Old Tom himself would swim in front of the Davidson's whaling station and slap its tail on the surface to alert the family. While the whalers prepare themselves to go out to sea, Old Tom would return to their pod and *herd the baleen whale towards the rowboats of the Davidson family.* They have learned to distinguish the green rowboats of the Davidson family from the white rowboats of other whalers.
The whalers would follow the law of the tongue... As this pod were actively assisting the whalers, no harm were to be done to them.
... Unfortunately for both parties, whaling industries eventually experienced sharp decline, and no baleen whales were sighted at Eden after 1926. Old Tom still returned yearly however, and at some point returning alone without his pod... The likely reason being most/the entire pod was hunted by Norwegian whalers further north desperate for income, unaware of this particular pod's unique relationship.
Eventually the baleen whales returned, and Old Tom continued to bring them towards the Davidson family (doing so on his own, apparently), before he was found dead at 1930. Apparently the Davidson family damaged Old Tom's teeth during a particularly intense whaling in the middle of a storm, leading to an infection that eventually ended its life...
That was a Dope story, I felt like I just read a good book I found in Prison. Thank you 🤝
So this is where Oda got the inspiration for laboon
Old Tom and the crew will forever be goated ❤ 😢
Why is it mutual? What killer whales get in return?
Whalers get... Whatever they wanted from the baleen whales at the moment (mostly the oil), the pod gets whatever that's left.
Considering this is a baleen whale, "whatever that's left" still amounts to a shit ton of meat.
“All while making the roads look like a humpback whale just discovered whalehub” XD you’re hilarious 😂
Bars
It's never occurred to me how rare grandma relationships are in the animal kingdom. Like the biological relationship, sure, but the social relationship of a grandma seems weird to associate with animals.
Plot twist:
We're animals too.😉
I love learning about animals without the boring section on a narrator but so glad I found this Channel because it's funny and you learn mad shit. Thank you my guy.
Man after seeing the movie The Bay, this is a big HELL NAW
That movie made me not want to drink water for a week.
@@nightmarefanatic1819 Don't do anything in the water near any coastal towns with farmland near the water.
That was a good and underrated movie
@@natekankelfitz9735 I live 5 hours from a coastline and I'm gonna stay here.
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This is a certified hood classic
a hood nature classic
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@@karmila8758 its a bot, also my eyes need bleach now.
Thank you Shrek, very cool 😎
@@Randomperson-kr4nn what is it you’ve made me curious
That louse is just staring back at us which is the most disturbing thing I know.
Another fun fact about the isopod: the males also climb in through the gills, mate with the morphed tongue female and essentially make the fish’s inside into school-bus for all of the isopod babies
Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhh! I can't even close my eyes to get away from the image of that because it's in my imagination!
nooo.. now I'm picturing the magic school bus gone wrong 😱
Thank you, exactly what we all needed....
They also change genders when they decide that tongue is a life style, because why the fuck not.
🤢 that’s even worse
Another point to support that Squidward is an Octopus is the episode when they all venture on land. Guess what Squidward appears as? Not a fucking squid.
theres a newer episode of spongebob where all the fish turn into actual fish instead of fish people and squidward becomes not just any octopus but a giant octopus. he wants to eat his coworkers
@@karldoesstuffYT Awful.
Ikr?
@@karldoesstuffYT damn
@@sluttyMapleSyrup why is it awful
Okay. Stone fish are NO JOKE.
Hands down scariest experience of my life was snorkeling in Fiji and watching my brother unknowingly ALMOST PUT HIS FOOT DOWN RIGHT ON A ROCK FISH. I screamed as loud as I could through my snorkel because it can make a loud sound above the water, and thank GOD it caught his attention and he turned around to look at me, I motioned him to swim towards me, and once he was a couple feet away from the poison menace, I put my hand up in a “stop there and wait for me” signal. I swam over and I slowly pointed my finger directly at the rock fish, which he STILL couldn’t see! I make the ASL signs for rock and fish (most of us in my family know a little bit because my other brothers best friend growing up was fully deaf), and as soon as my oldest brother understood what he was looking at, I heard him gasp so hard he actually inhaled sea water and needed to surface for a minute and hang on to the back of our boat to clear it out from his lungs and sinuses. Scariest day of my life. His foot was two inches away from ending up in a coffin. We were in FIJI IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE ON AN UNINHABITED ISLAND THAT REQUIRES SPECIAL PERMISSION TO VISIT FROM THE KING. THE NEAREST HOSPITAL WOULD HAVE BEEN A 24 hour ADVENTURE to try and get there.
For record? To arrive at our destination in Fiji from where our trip would be departing, we took three airplanes of decreasing sizes, all Boeing’s however. Then a 2 hour van ride to an “Air port” with a single engine plane, and an airstrip where they were still shooing the cows out of the way so our 10 PERSON PLANE (including the 15year old and 19year old pilots) could take off. Before boarding, they weighed everyone and their luggage, then did about 45 minutes of mathematical debate about how to arrange the plane so the sides would be as even as possible. We took our seats and prayed. We landed, entered another bus for some time, and then finally, we saw it-our home for the next three weeks. An 80 foot sailboat named the Tui Tai. It took multiple trips in a grey dinghy to get everyone onto our final destination. It had been almost 50 hours since we left our home for Chicago O’Hare airport. The longest, most worth it commute in my entire life. Got certified as an open water diver by a Fijian hottie named Owen who loved to tell us which animal bites his multiple scars were, especially the ones that had ruined tattoos he had earned. One day he pointed at this massive double sided semi-circle scar on his forearm and said, “I ever told you what to do if a juvie Hammerhead decides it wants to see if you’re on the menu?”
Needless to say my mouth dropped open and I tentatively began running my hands over his scar, noticing how crazy it was. “He must not have gotten it stitched,” I thought…..I could totally picture him being like “yeah whatever it’ll be gone in a few weeks; I’ll cover it when I freedive so nothing smells me alright?”
I asked, “Well what CAN you do that situation? I know it’s head is shaped differently…but wouldn’t I just do the same thing with any other shark that mistakenly took a bite?” with a tentative grin, unsure id been correct. But he broke into his insanely wide palette, perfectly white smile that all Fijians seem to possess, and said, “That’s my girl-and what is it?”
So together we said loudly, “WE PUNCH HIM IN THE EYES!!” And grinned. Since I was technically still in my certification course, I finished the complete scenario for rhetorical purposes.
“Then I swim for the boat as fast as I can, depth I’m at be damned. The Bends is survivable. Bleeding to death is not.”
PS: Owen could free dive (no breathing apparatus, just holding his breath) for almost 12 minutes, he could go down to 30 ft no problem WITHOUT weights, and walk around slowly on the sea floor with a SPEAR to catch us DINNER. HE WOULDN’T EVEN BREATHE HEAVILY WHEN HE RESURFACED. WTF. Was he a wizard or just a really really amazing Dive instructor? 😆
damn bro I forgot I was on TH-cam for a second and thought I had just picked up some romance comedy at the library
Ohh myy
Awww shiiiiiit. Hopefully you put the moves on him before you left.
If you didn't snatch Owen up. Tell him I said hi😌😂
That was actually pretty terifying,not being able to see a threat due to performing a completely different task.I hope everything was ok later,cause it's sounds like it was a second away from being one of those over-elaborate deaths from "Final Destination".
Also it sounds like you got the hots for a RPG protagonist that did all the sidequests.
"Australia lives on Veteran difficulty" this is the best analogy ever!
This guy needs his own show on the travel channel.
They's screw him over worse than TH-cam. Plus....online is the next big thing.
Your shitting on yourself
5:57 i read a manga where a girl who was a Seal in her previous life is naturally scared of her co worker who was an Orca in his previous life, and i can see why 😂😂😂😂😂
I need the name of that manga XD
@@xanvasanx kondo wa korosaretakunai azarashi-san by uozumi yukiko
...manga has some fun facts that are generally funny if now you know.
Gay
"Cuttlefish. Let us not dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish. Flipping glorious little sausages. Pen them up together and they will devour each other without a single thought. Human nature, isn't it? Or... fish nature." - A savy pirate captain
Underrated comment! 🤣
I am so glad I am subscribed to you, because if it wasn't for you, I would have never witnessed the blessing in the form of a cuttlefish with 3-D glasses.
The “h” in Spanish is no longer silent when there’s a “c” before it. “Ch” is actually a part of the Spanish alphabet, it’s pronounced the same way as it is in English. In all other situations, the “h” is silent.
I was scrolling for an explanation to that 😂😂😂 thanks!
Ah, ese era el chiste? Se nota que no sabe español el men, yo pensé que algo tenía que ver con el balde de carnada XD
No wonder I was confused af
Anvasan. Chacho, sí.
Anvasan, comoquiera me dió gracia el chiste. Lol
..." because Australia lives on veteran difficulty... " Best line ever! 😂😂😂
True
Guys just admit it
Australia is the part of the world where the devs accidentally set the difficulty to nightmare lunatic.
It’s not thaaaat bad here
Just gotta remember to shake out your shoes in the morning
@Joey Nitro I'd wager theres also some lunatic in thee considering how hard it is to actually avoid shit. At least ultra nightmare you can still avoid running into one of those shits.
Australia is sending a bullet hell's worth of deadly shit at it's occupants
@@baileyhood6225 man I'd buy a new shoe for every morning. Let those little nasties have it. I aint taking it back
@@g_g... it’s worse if a spider lays its eggs in your shoe, ya get the spider out and kill it but then you still get a squishy little surprise
@@baileyhood6225 ewwwww nooo pleassee stoooppp!!!!
This is like the slightly more serious version of Zefrank-all of the facts, lots of humor, no bullshit.
Love love love this channel
Lol.
"...Turn you into a hasjtag"
"...A story on the 9oclock news"
"...Is to a was"
"...God's recently deleted"
This is honestly the main reason why I have been and keep clicking on his videos; his snarky quips 😂
Does he have a place on r/rareinsults yet?He'd be perfect there.
Airdrop you to God’s inbox is my new favorite one lmao
Also "turned into past tense" lmao
This man teaches me more in five minutes than school did in a decade
AISURU.TOKYO/mizumi?[Making-love] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*18 years and over 🍎🍑
TH-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
TH-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
to make sea snakes worse, you can actually own one in nevada without a permit
for some reason
Murca.
Ummmmm noooo why
@@Shyelds desert
That's like saying you can own an ice cube in death valley without a permit.
@@dboot8886 why is there an option to translate this to English the fuck?
Dude you are hilarious and educational. I can’t believe I just discovered your channel.
The G.O.A.T Hood Nature himself, Never fails to deliver and always makes our days weeks months years and centuries a whole lot BETTER!!, Whenever there’s a new upload.
AISURU.TOKYO/mizumi?[Making-love] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*18 years and over 🍎🍑
TH-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
TH-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
Casual geographic
Casual Geographic
For the people who are going to spam you with “casual geographic” ur right idgaf what anyone says he still has dat hood in em.
@@karmila8758 ???
Orcas: **Terrorize the entire ocean**
Also Orcas: **Don’t mess with humans**
If that doesn’t say something about us I don’t know what does.
They pretty much have it figured that it’s a baaad idea to get us on revenge mode
They also don't mess with adult male sperm whales, because they know only one them is enough to injure or even kill multiple orcas.
They know we run shit with people that we think are threatening. That or I think they're getting hunted...But that's just a hunch don't quote me on that.
Them terrorizing other ocean dwellers= Nightmare for said ocean dwellers
We terrorizing them = Extinction
And humans are very good at the genocidal game.
Orcas are really fussy eaters. There have reportedly been incidents where an orca attempted to hunt a human, but broke off the hunt immediately upon realizing it wasn’t a sea lion. Humans are not part of their very specific diet, so they have no reason to attack us. They are really smart and tend to eat what their mothers teach them is safe to eat. Sorry I just find killer whales fascinating
I bet even David Attenborough watches these and is in awe of your knowledge.
I hope so.
I adore this guy!
Casual Geographic is that one classmate who others think is just chilling most of the time but is actually an ace student... under Prof. Attenborough.
I forgot how much time has David travel around the world
That's SIR David Attenborough to you!
This was the best video i watched tonight. Kudos man
People: "Nature's beauty is proof of God's existence!"
God: "Release the tongue eating parasites!"
Humans: at least the worst is in the ocean
God: yeah about that…
I'm wondering what those tounge eating thing would do if it's put unto a humans tounge
@@IDontLikeHandIes
Oh HELL NO
@@vi0let831 it should be put into a brain dead person so the person won't feel the pain and the body is still alive. Though this experiment is a bit inhumane
@@IDontLikeHandIes there's a shitty movie called "The Bay" that has those things in it that infect people
I just thought of the ending to free Willy and imagined just fucking everything up after the ending.
I never knew seeing an Orca fire a seal into the stratosphere was something I needed in my life, but man am I glad I saw it.
They are so mean, they do it wit stingrays too. And most of the time they dont even eat the animal they killed. The are big oreo bullies!
Orcas give all sharks PTSD megalodon I am about to end this man's hole life
I absolutely love this channel. You present the information in such an easy to understand but memorable way: do I remember everything? No. But I'm more likely to remember it because of the quality of the presentation.
Damn, every time the fish eats it steals its food. But humans do get a similar form of this roommate, its called children
Lol
Classic👌🏿
Not to mention how much money children cost
Lololol, i will use this as evidence to talk my wife out of kids lol
th-cam.com/video/wsepywEeQ9c/w-d-xo.html
I mean depending on how well you treat the child They might actually care for you in your old age unlike the see louse...
but I think thats about the only upside to having a kid...
@@wander-0014 but some if not most aren’t nearly as kind to their parents. They use excuses.
“Oh and because Australia lives on Veteran difficulty”. You flatter us but it’s not true, we would die if it wasn’t for towns and city walls 😂😂
Oh he's not talking about us humans, trust me. We're beginners. Everything else is on veteran. 😂
@@FORGOTTENMINDFREAK23 that sounds more correct haha 😂
“And live rent free in their mouth”
My organs: *“OH FUCK”*
Give me rent
You’ll get your rent when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR
@@flippydolphin3796 said your stomach to your constipated intestines lmao
I always have to resist calling them 'Cuddle Fish' because I think they're so cute.
There’s a movie that came out on in 2012 called “The Bay” where this parasite effected humans. Shit scared the hell outta me.
oh god that title sounds familiar. And looking at pictures via google, yeah I definitely had watched it some years ago. Damn, didnt know it existed in real life
I love that movie! That's how I found out about this creature!
Ya beat me to it 😂 And yeah, that movie was scary in its own way 😅
Now I wanna see it now.
Wish me luck because I just looked at the IMDb parents guide, and it looks like a very Disturbing movie
Cuttlefish can actually recognize and often greet the employees at aquariums that handle them often. They remember. Awesome creatures. Glad to see the respect.
Do they check the tank for weaknesses systematically?
@@dalekrenegade2596 Id be more concerned about how fast they could be if they got out in the open.
@@GankbotShuk They ever look at you and get the feeling they're figuring things out?
@@dalekrenegade2596 Well, they are clever little things after all.
4:00 The snow leopard is directly below the large patch of snow, blending into the rocks, not the snow itself (and giving you the middle finger on that fact alone).
ty lmao i was trying so hard to find it
I can’t see it
@@BloodyWagon Start at the largest patch of snow. Find its bottom-most tip. Depending on the size you are seeing the image/video in, the face of the leopard is roughly a centimeter below that tip, turned towards the camera. From there, the rest of its body is almost parallel to the edge of snow as it extends left from that bottom-most point.
@@LemmingOfEvil it’s much smaller than I thought it was. I thought the body was mostly behind the rock in front of the snow patch and that only the nose was sticking out like the head was the tip of the nose
oh shit I see, thanks.
Seal: **exist**
Orca: "Do you get to the Cloud District very often?"
I personally am still terrified of orca, they might not kill people for now but I ain't about to be the 1st trial. My fear will keep me out of harm's way hopefully.
i fear orcas more than white sharks. At least the sharks aren't assholes for no reason.
@@diegorodrigues9528 I fear sharks more than orcas
@@LilJ3090 Sharks are just the toddlers of the sea. They experience the world by putting it in its mouth. They don’t purposefully go after humans, unless the human looks like a seal.
@@LilJ3090 I least sharks don’t have malicious intent
*You must not fear Orca's they respect us only because they see a bit of themselves in us, showing them fear is only going to disillusion themselves with that belief and I'm gonna be the last man to try throw hands with an Orca.*
"aww, the name killer whale is so unfair!"
"no, no its not. Not even manslaugher, these bastards commit murder"
Genocide whale.
it's only wrong because they are not whales. they are giant dolphins
@@613-shadow9 true, true, which is also very in character with the dolphin type 😖
Here's another fun fact: Squidward even said he was an Octopus and one episode. He did a play in the krusty krab, and said "many years ago, an octopus was born".
THE SEXY GIRLS ARE BIGTITITS.UNO
THREE IN ONE
TH-cam: THIS IS FINE.
SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''.
TH-cam: BE GONE
Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾.
“It’s like a red flag but you’re colorblind” was a low blow 😂 it’s hard out here for us man