Why The World Should Fear Dolphins not Sharks

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  • @xendurr8180
    @xendurr8180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5866

    "Why did you kill me?"
    Shark: Bro.. I'm hungry.
    Dolphin: You don't deserve her.

    • @grimgrom3355
      @grimgrom3355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      Dolphin to fish: “I need a favor”

    • @Pinkrevenge101
      @Pinkrevenge101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      That’s rlly cute except that confusion attack

    • @emberhydra7621
      @emberhydra7621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      It's hunger or scientific test bite

    • @mikedicewrites
      @mikedicewrites 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Underrated

    • @ikaiju-eu9wn
      @ikaiju-eu9wn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      *Shark: i'm sorry, i mistook you for a seal

  • @xic4589
    @xic4589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4992

    Dolphins are the animal equivalent of "don't meet your heroes"

    • @darkmatter5940
      @darkmatter5940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @benjaminbethel5640
      @benjaminbethel5640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      😭🤣🤣🤣

    • @asherikamichaela8425
      @asherikamichaela8425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Any species of dolphin, at that...

    • @thalassaer4137
      @thalassaer4137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@asherikamichaela8425 heheh killer whales go SMACK

    • @asherikamichaela8425
      @asherikamichaela8425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@thalassaer4137 Yeah, orcas are surprisingly sadistic. I had no idea before I started watching this dude.

  • @EvaUnit01Enjoyer
    @EvaUnit01Enjoyer ปีที่แล้ว +5799

    Maturing is when you realize that dolphins are not as innocent as you once thought they were

    • @dws84
      @dws84 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Maturing is actually going into the ocean and interacting with wild dolphins and discovering they like to play games ‘of chase’ with you when you’re on a surf ski.

    • @iateyourfather92
      @iateyourfather92 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Maturing is when you realise all nature with some kind of beauty is scary and the “gross” is beautiful.
      Butterflies are creepy as longer you look into them they don’t care about you. They wanna taste you
      Moths are docile and cute fluffy creatures without mouths (most of them) and can’t eat clothes (I know a species that eats flowers. It’s the elephant hawkmoth for example and looks like a hummingbird, but I’m not gonna make a list right now)
      Dolphins are creepy, they only don’t hurt us because they are capable of knowing how intelligent we are, they know they’re not getting out of the trouble they put themselves into
      Orcas don’t respect us. They’re also dolphins
      Sharks hunt for food.
      Docile creatures are rare. Respect moths, capybaras, whales etc all the time.

    • @EvaUnit01Enjoyer
      @EvaUnit01Enjoyer ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @Idk this! People always see dolphins and butterflies as beautiful but don't actually know about what they do

    • @iateyourfather92
      @iateyourfather92 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@EvaUnit01Enjoyer Yeah. I hate when it happens because I get hate for these animals because I feel bad for the dark coloured animals such as moths and “bad predators” such as sharks. When you look at it, moths are beautiful creatures for example, Luna moth, rosy maple moth, poodle moth, sunset moth, elephant hawk moth, comet moth etc. and sharks, I don’t know much about them but they’re beautiful and aren’t bad.

    • @EvaUnit01Enjoyer
      @EvaUnit01Enjoyer ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@iateyourfather92 it's basically the whole "black cat = bad luck" thing all over again

  • @Relhio
    @Relhio ปีที่แล้ว +650

    People seem to forget intelligence in animals is probably the most dangerous trait considering it's not accompanied by a moral compass.

    • @RankinMsP
      @RankinMsP 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      🎯💯

    • @albertamathurin7084
      @albertamathurin7084 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      Like humans

    • @oentrepreneur
      @oentrepreneur 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Well they're just animals, so...

    • @ianswift3521
      @ianswift3521 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      they need allah

    • @electricay
      @electricay 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      But Sushi is a very sweet and also intelligent boy. He is actually maybe sometimes a bit too friendly. He takes too much bullshit and is very forgiving.

  • @SoaringLettuce
    @SoaringLettuce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10028

    It's literally mammal bias that dolphins and orcas have movies portraying them as friendly, nice animals and sharks get slandered the way they do.

    • @HowlingWolf518
      @HowlingWolf518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +695

      More like Hollywood making Free Willy and Jaws.

    • @thatoneclonetrooper5663
      @thatoneclonetrooper5663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Something came down th-cam.com/video/JwncAQurlqk/w-d-xo.html

    • @outofahat9363
      @outofahat9363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +567

      Mammal supremacists?

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      It's because sharks are white and dolpins and orca's are black

    • @boredboi6279
      @boredboi6279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Don't forget about hippos if a child slips through the cracks of being educated about this stuff they are gonna get their wig split and it's gonna be TV's fault

  • @Off_Limits_III
    @Off_Limits_III 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6171

    “Moral of the story: There is no safe way to explain my search history.”
    Every writer ever.

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Can confirm.

    • @meaaem8844
      @meaaem8844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yabsolutely.

    • @ichsehnursoaus
      @ichsehnursoaus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Except e.l. james and stephenie meyer cause they didn't research sh*t

    • @jdrmanmusiqking
      @jdrmanmusiqking 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      *Every human who's used the internet ever

    • @SarahAbramova
      @SarahAbramova 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same

  • @lima_star8581
    @lima_star8581 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1121

    Know a Korean girl who went for swimming with the dolphins program got lhe stick from the back, four Dolphins separated her from the group and went ham on her, everyone around thought how playful the dolphins were until she started calling for help, the trainers were really clueless and the lifeguards jumped in to pull her out, she had scratches and bruises on her arms and privates as she described the dolphins hitting her down there with their nose and one dolphin pushed her down from the back and tore the swimsuit to literally R*** her, she's traumatized of getting into water now let alone swim with dolphins again and going through therapy, Dolphins are truly the demons of the seas and this incident is definitely not an isolated one, i'm glad people are waking up to this fact now.
    Edit: She's is alright now but deeply traumatized to get into water again, the more you research about Dolphins you will realize consent in not in their nature, they decapitate other fish to use it as a fleshlight, play with pufferfish as a ball and gang up and very often R*** other dolphins. Truly horrific!

    • @VivieBB-od2zz
      @VivieBB-od2zz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +184

      Dolphins i think are not only evil, but are truly terrifying. Just take a moment to think about there noises, there eyes, there teeth.

    • @VivieBB-od2zz
      @VivieBB-od2zz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +241

      I feel truly bad for this woman, i would be traumatised for life if that happened to me. I dont think i would be able to recover.

    • @lukundo8146
      @lukundo8146 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

      ​@@VivieBB-od2zz Ikr as a kid I always wanted to swim with dolphins so i did more research and oh my gosh i was traumatised i never want to go to a beach cuz of paranoia

    • @Icecreamandcandy_mito
      @Icecreamandcandy_mito 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

      I really hope she’s alright now, I feel so bad for her that’s genuinely terrifying

    • @exaltedfalcheon1793
      @exaltedfalcheon1793 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Griffith!

  • @aidengamingchannel9250
    @aidengamingchannel9250 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +599

    Sharks in movies: I’m scary
    Dolphins and orcas in real life:hold my beer

    • @LordOsiris372
      @LordOsiris372 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      provoke a shark and your entire torso will say otherwise, especially if it is a mama (female sharks are far more aggressive and larger than male sharks and are responsible for unprovoked attacks)

    • @spinyslasher6586
      @spinyslasher6586 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      @@LordOsiris372 Any animal (including humans) will turn vicious once provoked. It takes a special breed to attack others and 'play' with them just for the heck of it.

    • @Joel_Pierson
      @Joel_Pierson 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Keep in mind that shark attacks on humans are MUCH more common than dolphins and orcas. Shark attacks are really rare and so are dolphin attacks. There isn’t really any need to fear either animal, just to have a respect and certainly don’t provoke. However, sharks are more dangerous. They have poor eyesight and may confuse you for prey like seals/sea lions

    • @alvianekka80
      @alvianekka80 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      We need Jaws like movie, but instead of sharks, it's psychopathic dolphin/orca.

    • @Hugo-yz1vb
      @Hugo-yz1vb 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The dolphins on the reefhood I lived were so mean to me >~

  • @megaepiccheeseman7322
    @megaepiccheeseman7322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2943

    Dolphins : Do all kind of horrible stuffs to anything ->Gets calls cute, smart
    Sharks: Rarely attack , kill any humans -> Gets calls a man killing monster, devil

    • @AAZ-yu5ss
      @AAZ-yu5ss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +384

      To be fair, Dolphins are very smart, but that just makes it worse, as they are actively making these decisions to r%pe other species/members of their kind, and killing them for fun. So sharks all the way!

    • @vgnscvm
      @vgnscvm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      kinda like humans do all kinds of horrible stuff and destroy the planet and still call themselves the superior species

    • @saaimhaider8703
      @saaimhaider8703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@vgnscvm If we can destroy the planet, wouldn't that mean that we're technically superior? Im not talking about morality either.

    • @trashposs3849
      @trashposs3849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      @@vgnscvm We are the superior species but we are not the nicest

    • @teezus2036
      @teezus2036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@vgnscvm well we never said the nicer species on the planet now have we? 😅

  • @JayconianArts
    @JayconianArts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23706

    I've heard dolphins being described as having the intellect of a human, but none of the morality.

    • @memeaids445
      @memeaids445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5906

      So Dolphins are the Twitter Users of the sea.

    • @elynmartinez4896
      @elynmartinez4896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1629

      @@memeaids445 based

    • @matheussanthiago9685
      @matheussanthiago9685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1423

      @@memeaids445 funniest shit I've heard all day

    • @SpectralLumo
      @SpectralLumo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2548

      @@memeaids445 implies Twitter users have either intellect or morality, I've yet to see either.

    • @SoubiYumea
      @SoubiYumea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +749

      I mean have you met some humans?

  • @GregMoress
    @GregMoress ปีที่แล้ว +2453

    This dude can explain adult themed topics in a room with adults and kids... and only the adults will understand what he means... while the kids will only think they understand.

    • @orphankicker4384
      @orphankicker4384 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      wym by that

    • @shagi2446
      @shagi2446 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@orphankicker4384 we know what he means

    • @orphankicker4384
      @orphankicker4384 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@shagi2446 i really dont

    • @m7th1c
      @m7th1c ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@orphankicker4384 How can you not understand the comment?

    • @orphankicker4384
      @orphankicker4384 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@m7th1c i dont get it

  • @DarkSpino306
    @DarkSpino306 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    The moment you realize sharks were never the bad guys, it was dolphins.

    • @siorganism
      @siorganism 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      Sharks are just chill sea puppies. Dolphins are a menance.

    • @damired
      @damired 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      *Both* sharks and dolphins are absolute villains

    • @TANGL3_BURR
      @TANGL3_BURR 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@damiredI think it would be like the whole Tigerstar and Scourge thing. Sharks fear dolphins and people usually portrait sharks as the bad guys, and in Warriors, well.... Tigerstar got his guts torn open.....

    • @KamikazeChinaman
      @KamikazeChinaman 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@damired I'm sure you meant dolphins and orcas.

    • @damired
      @damired 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@KamikazeChinaman dolphins, sharks *and* orcas

  • @gaydepressedcat1501
    @gaydepressedcat1501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2936

    Dolphins: Ted Bundy of the animal kingdom.
    Edit:They're the Ted Bundies of the sea.

    • @Red-zt2tl
      @Red-zt2tl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Imo I'd say hippos are

    • @ItzChr1z
      @ItzChr1z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yep

    • @anshulfail
      @anshulfail 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Red-zt2tl agreed

    • @raybrown5587
      @raybrown5587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@Red-zt2tl Hippos are more of the Hillside Strangler type

    • @haechannie8891
      @haechannie8891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Orcas have Jack the Ripper vibes

  • @SouthernGothicYT
    @SouthernGothicYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11996

    In my junior year of high school, a girl in my class, _entirely unprompted_ wrote a whole essay on the fact that dolphins are rapists and shared it with the class. Wasn't even for a grade, she just felt that strongly about it.
    Edit: all the "but humans are worse" replies are missing the point by a lot.

    • @rylanor1176
      @rylanor1176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2652

      She wanted to make sure more people knew the truth

    • @Lolzfordayz
      @Lolzfordayz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1784

      All i can say is someone wronged her and she was taking her anger on your class by traumatizing you all

    • @IronSheepEngine
      @IronSheepEngine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +592

      I take it there was a talk with the teacher after class.
      EDIT: Over 100 likes already. Not bad.
      EDIT2: now over 300!? sweet
      EDIT3: 500 likes!

    • @oberostheoverlord3360
      @oberostheoverlord3360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +803

      Well she is correct however I'm not sure I want to know why she decided to write a paper on it

    • @Hobo-Dragon
      @Hobo-Dragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +670

      Get that girl an award, she deserves it

  • @mysticalmisfit33
    @mysticalmisfit33 ปีที่แล้ว +970

    Never trusted them. I've been surrounded by hundreds before while surfing. Wayyy scarier than the time a shark rolled on me.

    • @slartybarfastb3648
      @slartybarfastb3648 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Nah, I always love seeing dolphins in the line up. I've even shared a few waves them. They have no respect for rules though. They drop in on you even if it's clearly your wave.
      A shark missed taking my hand once by a few inches, or a split second depending on how you prefer to measure. A jerking, stunned fish appeared next to my hand while I was waiting for a set. As I was thinking "Not good" and started to move the shark hit it hard and disappeared whacking the board with it's tail and a splash. 6-8' Bull shark there and gone in a second.

    • @mysticalmisfit33
      @mysticalmisfit33 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@slartybarfastb3648 yeah a big ass bull rolled on me when I was 11, leash snapped,, swimming in. It was bigger than me. It saved my life because I was almost drowning, stuck in a rip current, it was a big day for me at the time as well. The shark gave me enough adrenaline to swim out and find my Dad on the line up... But as far as the Dolphins, they freaked me out because I could see them coming as they rolled on the surface, until they got close to me, then they disappeared under me..And no waves were coming, the sun was setting, it was just creepy.

    • @puppydogface2333
      @puppydogface2333 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Glad you're ok

    • @puppydogface2333
      @puppydogface2333 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@mysticalmisfit33 You can never get a break 😭

    • @mysticalmisfit33
      @mysticalmisfit33 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@puppydogface2333 you're tellin me lol

  • @smilyle
    @smilyle ปีที่แล้ว +592

    I went swimming with dolphins in Curaco, and one little young dolphin just started biting my forearm over and over. It didn't bite me hard enough to injure me but hard enough to cause pain. And it knew it. I wanted to swat the hell out of it but realized I was around 10 other dolphins that could rip me to shreads, and I felt completely helpless. I remember thinking that I thought they were supposed to be friendly. I learned that day that they can be very mischievous.

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Sounds like you encountered the dolphin equivalent of a bunch of Karens. "My child can do whatever he wants and if you dare try and tell him no I will raise absolute he11."

    • @professional.commentator
      @professional.commentator 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Damn sounds like you got bullied by a dolphin.

    • @raidendwayne21
      @raidendwayne21 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      In curacao nah i doubt that because i work there ,unless you didnt listen to the trainers how to pet a dolphin

    • @smilyle
      @smilyle 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@raidendwayne21 No..
      It happened exactly the way I said. It sought me out very specifically. I was minding my business. It just wanted to fuck with me

    • @TitleofLiberty
      @TitleofLiberty 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      So wise that you paid attention to your surroundings and thought about what could have led to a potentially worse outcome! Also spot on for listening to your instincts!

  • @user-qw3lt2rg9l
    @user-qw3lt2rg9l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4851

    Orcas, close relatives of dolphins, often play "volleyball" with corpses of small animals, oft alive, but after a single "spike" with their powerful tails they aren't alive for much longer.

    • @mongeau98
      @mongeau98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yea but Orca eat Dolphin xD

    • @Sassaparilla
      @Sassaparilla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@mongeau98 well yeah. Dolphins are actually racist-

    • @catenjoyer76
      @catenjoyer76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Sassaparilla Lmao what

    • @Sassaparilla
      @Sassaparilla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      @@catenjoyer76 yeah. Dolphins will attack other dolphins because of spot pattern differences. Dolphins are extremely violent towards porpoises as well. They commit actual gang violence on one another.

    • @Nathan-nb3mb
      @Nathan-nb3mb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Cosmo Genesis you mean biden...

  • @MojiBeau
    @MojiBeau 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6042

    The biggest reason that people should fear dolphins: The Simpsons predicted them taking over the world

    • @Jas111ld
      @Jas111ld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      🤣🤣🤣, thanks I needed that

    • @jorycreighton7142
      @jorycreighton7142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lit! 2nd lol

    • @ObamaMpreg
      @ObamaMpreg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@thekidsinmybasementwontshu506 they mean it will happen eventually

    • @Sontronite
      @Sontronite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@thekidsinmybasementwontshu506 the whole point of a prediction is that it hasnt happened

    • @beslayer2349
      @beslayer2349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      same with hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

  • @jamesgreen1166
    @jamesgreen1166 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    It’s fascinating how the media always showed gorillas and sharks as monsters when they’re just chill whilst showing chimps and dolphins as wholesome and not the spawns of Satan

    • @albertamathurin7084
      @albertamathurin7084 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      THAT PART

    • @jamesgreen1166
      @jamesgreen1166 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Another is them vilifying wolves as monsters despite them having the most wholesome relationships in nature compared to fuzzy little teddy bears who fucking eat you alive

  • @maarek71
    @maarek71 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +147

    Watching these videos has taught me that being a zookeeper would not be nearly as fun as I thought it would be when I was a kid. Almost everything at the zoo could delete you if it wanted to.

    • @RankinMsP
      @RankinMsP 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      This is why human ambivalence to what they find 'cute' is truly worrying

  • @bombvoyage22
    @bombvoyage22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8938

    Imagine going to the zoo & hearing this guy educating people while roasting animals

    • @Gio_shroom
      @Gio_shroom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Yes

    • @wafflestoast4546
      @wafflestoast4546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      I'd pay real money for that. He'd be an amazing tour guide.

    • @muhammadalviandi7998
      @muhammadalviandi7998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I'll bring all of my homies to that zoo

    • @SwagelokTaj
      @SwagelokTaj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That's why we're here gurl.

    • @catalinaahumada3185
      @catalinaahumada3185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      IT WOULD BE GREAT AAAAA

  • @BlueJay2
    @BlueJay2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I did an internship at the zoo and we were not allowed to go in with the anteaters at all. Even the most experienced keepers had to have some sort of door between them and the anteater. I had no idea that they were even dangerous until I learned that.

    • @VERGILGASM
      @VERGILGASM ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Have you seen those claws? They are for self defence from leopards and jaguars, and all sorts of predators.

  • @zebaguettefromfrance1287
    @zebaguettefromfrance1287 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    "Sometimes being IN Australia IS the explanation."
    So true.

  • @baowolf0011
    @baowolf0011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7687

    This is why I laugh when people talk about how messed up humans are.
    Our entire planet is a nightmare factory.

    • @miilodude_8529
      @miilodude_8529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      That's actual facts!

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +464

      That's why I'm so afraid of going outside, tbh. Humans are scary, nature is scary. One big real life nightmare.

    • @sayvionwashington1939
      @sayvionwashington1939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +513

      That's why the aliens don't wanna talk. They don't wanna be anywhere near earth when the dolphins start building rockets.

    • @batukhan1
      @batukhan1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      @@sayvionwashington1939 well if aliens exiets, they would be fucked up too.

    • @aluminiumknight4038
      @aluminiumknight4038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@ReptilianTeaDrinker remember that most of them are scared of you more than you're scared of them

  • @ezrapierce1233
    @ezrapierce1233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2371

    "Dolphins use eels as fleshlights."
    Strangely, not even the weirdest thing I've heard this year.

    • @thechild6071
      @thechild6071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      What was the weirdest thing you heard ?

    • @ezrapierce1233
      @ezrapierce1233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      @@thechild6071 I learnt that a cat was once elected as mayor in some Alaskan town, and that's just off the top of my head.

    • @LarvaSolus
      @LarvaSolus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@ezrapierce1233 I'm pretty sure there's been a couple dogs elected aswell in some places

    • @apollyon2018
      @apollyon2018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      @@ezrapierce1233 I'm pretty sure that using eels as fleshlights is weirder than electing the most competent living thing in the town

    • @ezrapierce1233
      @ezrapierce1233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@apollyon2018 competent you say th-cam.com/video/zn-3pYn6u4Y/w-d-xo.html

  • @bianener
    @bianener ปีที่แล้ว +196

    I went to a zoo one time and I asked why were the zebras secluded. The other animals can roam freely and the zebras were the ones secluded. One of the animal caretakers said that they bully other animals like kick them purposely 🤣

    • @jackwhitbread4583
      @jackwhitbread4583 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah I've actually heard that the most injuries in Zoos are caused by Zebras.

    • @dstar9016
      @dstar9016 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      A zebra bit a man arm off here

  • @chrisanschau8169
    @chrisanschau8169 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +136

    Made friends with a wild dolphin for about two years, we’d hang out in the lake pretty much everyday (I worked on a barge)
    Swim together and throw floats back and forth.
    Best memories I’ve had

    • @jevdu
      @jevdu 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      I’m happy that dolphin was actually friendly. Happier that you got a nice memory from it

    • @VivieBB-od2zz
      @VivieBB-od2zz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      how would you swim with such a terrifiying thing?

    • @mylightobscures
      @mylightobscures 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@VivieBB-od2zz What's terrifying about it? Just curious on what you think of dolphins

    • @VivieBB-od2zz
      @VivieBB-od2zz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@mylightobscures Considering there noises, teeth, and eyes, they give me a very unsettling feeling. One time my sister knew i had a phobia of them, and she asked me questions on why and giving situations, just the thought of it made me burst into tears. Im genuinely afraid of dolphins. just everything about them

    • @mylightobscures
      @mylightobscures 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@VivieBB-od2zz ohh
      Sorry for asking then, didn't realize u had a phobia of them
      patpat

  • @kittencomicslol
    @kittencomicslol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2666

    Finally a place where people are shaming dolphins and giving sharks the love they deserve

    • @toibocks3201
      @toibocks3201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      XD watch dolphin shaming become the new big PC thing

    • @shahsadsaadu5817
      @shahsadsaadu5817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      @@toibocks3201 as it should. We stan our comrade sharks here.

    • @kittencomicslol
      @kittencomicslol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@shahsadsaadu5817 facts.

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Sharks deserve to be loved. ;w;

    • @DreadnoughtHvor
      @DreadnoughtHvor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Sharks are basically the puppers of the sea

  • @traciw.6044
    @traciw.6044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3018

    The zoo in our town has giraffes, zebras, ostrich and gazelles roaming together on a 35 acre enclosure. The zebras dominate the space and are definitely boss.

    • @panaderialynn8490
      @panaderialynn8490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Zebras are straight rude 😂😂

    • @rinshun5739
      @rinshun5739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      They are straight evil. So pissy, they’ll flip on you because they feel like it.

    • @t-t6165
      @t-t6165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Australia

    • @TallicaMan1986
      @TallicaMan1986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      That's because Giraffes dont think it's worth their time. A zebra would be done in 2 or 3 giraffe hits.

    • @tj.1k564
      @tj.1k564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@TallicaMan1986 just one😂😂

  • @keithgalfo9001
    @keithgalfo9001 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Being smart enough to be that evil is terrifying

  • @stealth42blade
    @stealth42blade 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Thank you for giving me more reasons to fear the ocean more than I already do

  • @BR-ng1kp
    @BR-ng1kp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11143

    When you hate on dolphins I think you're failing to make a distinction. Female dolphins are generally pretty chill. Male dolphins on the other hand are every guy you've ever met named Chad at a Frat party.

    • @tonkababic9826
      @tonkababic9826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +583

      Ironicly dolphins are like trees, female one are fine and male one are bad for your health (physical and mental health)

    • @ericolens3
      @ericolens3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      @@tonkababic9826
      Wow, you have taken toxic feminism to an entirety different level. 🤯🤯🤯
      Women are great. Female hyenas are the epitome of toxic feminism. (Conversely lions are the epítome of lazy sexist) but you just brought the toxic vibes of sexism ino the plant kingdom.
      Just wow. I know there are bad men in the mammalian animals kingdom that run harems. Or bad mother in reptilian group who have hundreds of eggs to fend for themselves. But you just gonna demean an entire sex of trees like that.
      That's just cold.

    • @sumayyahadetunmbi4347
      @sumayyahadetunmbi4347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Lmao

    • @kazekbr1166
      @kazekbr1166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +418

      @El Tercero "IRONICLY", chill dude. hes getting mad cuz joke of men grrrrrrrrrrrr me so angy

    • @Ranzoe813
      @Ranzoe813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1043

      @@ericolens3 actually it's not toxic feminism if it's absolutely true..I'm not a marine biologist but I am aware of the same type of traits in whales as generally male whales can be extremely territorial, aggressive and unpredictable as in retrospect most times you can literally approach female whales with little to no issues (bar a male in the area)the trait can easily be seen in humans and in general in most mammals..males are naturally more aggressive as w/ the case with most mammals, males are usually larger and as a result are assigned the protection/gaurd role. I'm a guy and can easily see this in other animals and generally avoid males of any said species..it's nothing to do with humans disposition to categorize something as sexist as animals don't give a damn..nature is nature just as it runs true in humans as regardless of anyone's opinion..certain sexes are better @ certain things that in general benefit are existence and help survival...

  • @scum0320
    @scum0320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4108

    I always thought dolphins were the cutest and safest marine animals who could defend themselves from even sharks. Now I know they’re just a bunch of aquatic psychopaths

    • @arianaholt9425
      @arianaholt9425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      Leopard sharks don't attack humans. I have swam with some and I was totally ok when a reef shark showed up, but when I saw dolphins I freaked out. I would swim with any shark but even 1 dolphins scares me.

    • @vijayarajendren8997
      @vijayarajendren8997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      #savethesharks

    • @Emmett_Br0wn
      @Emmett_Br0wn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@arianaholt9425 Same tbh

    • @pastorfred587
      @pastorfred587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      dolphins are the rapists of the ocean.

    • @mrgreenboy644
      @mrgreenboy644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I'm just hoping it's on an individual basis in the same way it is for humans and that at least some of them are the cute heroic things we thought of them as

  • @etazeta674
    @etazeta674 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    I was an adult when I found out that Dolphins were not the hyper intelligent sea puppies with the personality of a friendly five year old

    • @LordOsiris372
      @LordOsiris372 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      to assume every five year old is friendly was your first mistake

    • @etazeta674
      @etazeta674 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@LordOsiris372 there's a reason I added "friendly instead of acting like it was assumed. I've dealt with enough of the little fuckers to know nice ones are a rare breed 🤣

    • @etazeta674
      @etazeta674 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@LordOsiris372 there's a reason I added "friendly instead of acting like it was assumed. I've dealt with enough of the little fuckers to know nice ones are a rare breed 🤣

  • @duanesheppard8494
    @duanesheppard8494 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    You're both funny and factual, respect bro.

  • @NeighbourhoodVandal
    @NeighbourhoodVandal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2429

    "He didn't apply, but he got a job"
    "Consent sold separately"
    bro I'm stealing some of these euphemisms

    • @shin-ishikiri-no
      @shin-ishikiri-no 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lmao

    • @nicklespale22
      @nicklespale22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      so u just gonn steal the man's lines

    • @kirya7177
      @kirya7177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@nicklespale22 Exactly what they said yeah

    • @privatezeron
      @privatezeron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't even get it lol

    • @Herqq
      @Herqq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@privatezeron handjob. that dolphin got a handjob.

  • @Van3e.
    @Van3e. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3235

    dolphins: *"If there's a hole, there's a goal!"*

  • @AJellyBean.-.
    @AJellyBean.-. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    When I was a kid, I had big fear of sharks, and because of that, I was scared that a random shark would just come through the pipes when I took a bath, turns out I should’ve been more worried about an octopus coming through the pipes sense they’re capable of fitting in the smallest things you ever imagine…

  • @NeoEon
    @NeoEon ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I learned a lot about dolphins and bowling today. Thank you.

  • @catoticneutral
    @catoticneutral 2 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    sharks: big chompy feesh just minding their business, statistically less dangerous to humans than the average new yorker
    dolphins: nightmare r*pe whales

    • @gennericrapperalt2120
      @gennericrapperalt2120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Lol rape whale

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@gennericrapperalt2120 That's what they are.

    • @aluminiumknight4038
      @aluminiumknight4038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XD

    • @bobraekevelt7953
      @bobraekevelt7953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dogs: I actually kill the most humans each year from all animals but I’m still y’alls most loyal friend so phahahaha losers

    • @Invisble748
      @Invisble748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dolphins rape is a myth. Well dolphins raping humans that is.

  • @VaibhavShewale
    @VaibhavShewale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5164

    fun fact: the creator of Spong Bob is a marine biologist!

    • @MatthewCobalt
      @MatthewCobalt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      @@dakotacook6534 What the heck is wrong with you?!
      Even for stating the obvious, nobody should get that harsh of a backlash.
      Addendum: The comment has been deleted for a around a week now. I don't know what he said anymore and I don't care to force myself to remember. All I know is that he was a complete asshat.

    • @Ediellee1
      @Ediellee1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@dakotacook6534 hope you get arrested

    • @memelord-bw4iv
      @memelord-bw4iv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@dakotacook6534 bro chill

    • @eldarwish6372
      @eldarwish6372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@dakotacook6534 what the hell

    • @purpledragon1945
      @purpledragon1945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      i chose to believe that's the reason why sharks are never portrayed as villain's in the show and dolphins are dicks

  • @tealblue22
    @tealblue22 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Heavy enough to get a show on TLC! 💀😂
    So many fun facts and witty as hell.

  • @rebeccapriest3366
    @rebeccapriest3366 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Thank you so much for all your hard work and dedication 🙃

  • @Bluebadgerxoxo
    @Bluebadgerxoxo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3137

    The moment he said zebras are black with white stripes it actually hit me that its true- not just because of what he explained but looking at the spotted baby zebra, it is fully black with white spots so hey it makes sense!

    • @jenneacubero1036
      @jenneacubero1036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Alex the Lion was right!

    • @Ben_Kimber
      @Ben_Kimber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      That just makes that one line from the cop on the horse in "Madagascar" more questionable.

    • @thalassaer4137
      @thalassaer4137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Ben_Kimber probs a dark humpur joke lmao

    • @Ben_Kimber
      @Ben_Kimber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thalassaer4137 Maybe

    • @NSSweat
      @NSSweat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep

  • @bullzdawguk
    @bullzdawguk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7152

    Some species of teenage dolphins hang around in fairly large groups. Quite often, they're looking for a certain type of blowfish. When they find one, they purposely bite it, in order for the fish to blow up, not to harm it. They do this because when the blowfish inflates itself, a toxin is also released by the fish. This toxin gets the dolphins stoned. The footage I saw showed them literally passing a blowfish around to each other so they could all get a hit of blowfish.
    That has to be the best wildlife footage I've ever seen.

    • @kirby584
      @kirby584 2 ปีที่แล้ว +918

      So dolphins are the stoners of the sea

    • @saorihirai4492
      @saorihirai4492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Link plz

    • @bullzdawguk
      @bullzdawguk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      @@saorihirai4492 Sorry, no link that I know of. I watched it on TV, on the BBC. Perhaps the BBC site has it available. The doc was specifically about dolphins.

    • @saorihirai4492
      @saorihirai4492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@bullzdawguk aw man :(

    • @bullzdawguk
      @bullzdawguk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      @@saorihirai4492 ALWAYS Google first. Chances are you'll find your answer far quicker. =)

  • @gmachineq
    @gmachineq ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man I just really appreciate you. Thanks for these awesome videos.

  • @megane9248
    @megane9248 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Discovered this channel by accident last night and now it’s one of my top favorites! Subscribed 😎

  • @pencilspianos8412
    @pencilspianos8412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6385

    The octopus is a living definition of "If there's a hole, there's a way."

    • @orbic521
      @orbic521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +473

      Dolphins too, apparently.. 🤣

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      @@orbic521
      Different definition of hole.

    • @overfailed3639
      @overfailed3639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      @@orbic521 Dolphins are like:
      "A pulse is perfectly optional. And so is consent."

    • @lexa5620
      @lexa5620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@overfailed3639 wish i could react lol to a comment

    • @LastbutNotFirst
      @LastbutNotFirst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      no other animals on the planet share similar dna of an octopus.. makes you wonder. considering humans are only a few genes away from being a banana.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26079

    So basically dolphins are the horniest beings on the planet

    • @hyperspacepotato
      @hyperspacepotato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +712

      dude watched < 2 minutes of the video and already has a meta comment

    • @gaydepressedcat1501
      @gaydepressedcat1501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +537

      There's probably worse. Hopefully not but y'know.
      Edit: There IS worse.

    • @hyperspacepotato
      @hyperspacepotato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +711

      you CANNOT just write off humans like that

    • @box4899
      @box4899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +617

      14 year old boys have joined the chat

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      Right after humans ofc

  • @ShaMoneeey718
    @ShaMoneeey718 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    First and foremost I’m subscribed to this channel because I really do love animal facts but brother, I’m going through a lot right now in my life and this Channel really does make me feel a lot better when I’m down. I hope God sends you peace family, thank you 🙏🏾

  • @horseman4now
    @horseman4now ปีที่แล้ว +14

    LOVE this guy! Not only curious and smart and good looking, but quick and witty and charming! I could go on about that, but I won't.

  • @jackspring7709
    @jackspring7709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10295

    I remember being out dolphin watching on a boat in Portugal and I turned to the guide to tell him how friendly they are: "No. They are dangerous wild animals" was his reply. He went on to say he would rather be down there with sharks than dolphins - and he was a marine biologist, so he knew what he was talking about.

    • @grimer_8736
      @grimer_8736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Eu vivo em Portugal

    • @ultimatelydragonic3757
      @ultimatelydragonic3757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +640

      did he by any chance have a hat that melded into his hair

    • @grimer_8736
      @grimer_8736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +486

      @@ultimatelydragonic3757 I think, he was talking japanese and yelling "ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA"

    • @AnoNymous-dh2sv
      @AnoNymous-dh2sv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Maybe because most shark people may see in real, aren't the horror movie type, but small ones that wouldn't harm humans most of the time.

    • @jessicagalloway7211
      @jessicagalloway7211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +589

      @@oqlapsldim They have been known to 'play' with humans and accidently drown them so I wouldn't say do not harm at all.

  • @Pablo-vm5eh
    @Pablo-vm5eh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4025

    "Don't ever hurt dolphins if you don't want to die."
    - *A buff Marine Biologist with an evil spirit probably....*

    • @amaljayakumar0168
      @amaljayakumar0168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      The fuck did star platinum do to get called evil yo 🥲🥲🥲

    • @rafaelsanchez9047
      @rafaelsanchez9047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@amaljayakumar0168 it’s what Jotaro had first called Star platinum at the start of part 3.

    • @thedukeofchutney468
      @thedukeofchutney468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@amaljayakumar0168 Jotaro didn’t know about Stands so he assumed Star Platinum was some kind of demon/evil spirit which total makes sense.

    • @ilynicki1050
      @ilynicki1050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      when jotaro calls star platinum evil: Sad ora noises

    • @yourlocaljanitor7385
      @yourlocaljanitor7385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @pablo you have same name as my fish-

  • @sandyresident3631
    @sandyresident3631 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every time I see his videos, he always puts me in a good mood!!!

  • @956-Metal-Gear-Musician
    @956-Metal-Gear-Musician ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I live right next to the Gulf of Mexico, in Brownsville Tx. The amount of time I have found something terrifying in there because of you is insane, you made me afraid of the gulf now.

  • @theatom1632
    @theatom1632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4820

    And to think Mojang decided to add dolphins and said sharks were "too unfriendly".

    • @Gentifgn
      @Gentifgn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      fr it shouldve been the opposite

    • @rainpooper7088
      @rainpooper7088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +407

      Wasn’t it more that they were fearing another Jaws situation? You can’t make the sharks harmless because they are not, but if you make them defensive, people will see killing them as a challenge. It’s a catch 22.

    • @markcurry1168
      @markcurry1168 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Gentifgn, the opposite. Umm no. Just because dolphins are dicks doesn't make sharks good, that is just stupidity. Go pet a shark then, see how that ends for you. (Probably ends in a stump after you try)

    • @myst1741
      @myst1741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +365

      That's because there are infinitely more shark related deaths per year than Dolphin related deaths at all.
      While sharks are generally peaceful creatures (AND DOWNRIGHT ADORABLE AT TIMES!), human's have this really bad habit of aggravating them for no reason.
      Dolphin's while they're bloody psychopaths rarely attack human's because we rarely provoke them.
      Largely due to how both have been portrayed in Media with things like Flipper, A Dolphin's Tail, (Free Willy) and of course Jaws.
      It's pretty sad :< I would absolutely love sharks in Minecraft, and I feel like an accurate AI for them wouldn't even be super difficult. Passive unless attacked, then extremely aggressive. xD
      But yeah, it's really stupid. This only happened because Sharks "Look" menacing. And dolphin's "Look" friendly. really judging a book by it's cover smh.
      Meanwhile you find out sharks are basically puppies of the sea. Yeah they're carnivores, but some imprint on people the same as dogs and happily come over for pets and bellyrubs.

    • @selonianth
      @selonianth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Dolphins usually *are* friendly to people... sometimes way *too* friendly.

  • @tghamilton1079
    @tghamilton1079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2147

    Years ago, I did one of those swim with dolphins tourist traps. First, there’s the long legal form you must sign. Translation, if Flipper kills you, it ain’t my fault. Then, there’s the briefing before you get in the water. Again, you’ve been briefed, so if Flipper kills you, it ain’t my fault. You get in the water, and you get verbal instructions from guides on land about what you can’t do while a 10 foot long dolphin of solid muscle and dead emotionless eyes swims around you. Again, if you don’t follow instructions and Flipper kills you, it ain’t my fault. There’s nothing fun about swimming with dolphins. About 7 minutes in, I was out of the water. Terrifying.

    • @wingnut0707
      @wingnut0707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      awww i used to think they were pretty cute :')

    • @wingnut0707
      @wingnut0707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@louissemarguerettenavales1253 no not my *holes*

    • @syedarizvi7290
      @syedarizvi7290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      if Flipper kills you it aint my fault lol

    • @bonchidude
      @bonchidude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Yes, but the humans who are trapping and subjugating these dolphins are far worse. I can never contribute to places that exploit dolphins and imprison them.

    • @nicolasheredia956
      @nicolasheredia956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      @@bonchidude Pretty sure that's a little off topic from the original comment

  • @jasonalba5768
    @jasonalba5768 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Your videos are interesting and very informative, thanks for sharing and keep up the good work.

  • @kingofallmediums2123
    @kingofallmediums2123 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I learned so much about animals through your podcasts! 🙏

  • @Dr.MalcomsBrokenLeg
    @Dr.MalcomsBrokenLeg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1548

    I've said it for years, dolphins and Orcas are the bullies of the sea. I use to work at one of the "that big sea life attraction company every knows about" locations (not naming which one) (and I'm pretty sure you all know whom I am talking about) and one of the dolphins loved biting anything that got into his mouth. A leaf, a toy, a finger..yes one of the dolphins handlers had to get the webbing between his fingers stitched up cuz this dolphin was an asshole. you name it. Now, I worked with the Beluga whales specifically. I wanted nothing to do with Dolphins and Orcas. Either way, sometimes we would help out a fellow coworker who needed to leave early. My buddy had to go and I had to wait until the section was closed and then we could go put the required toy or rope they liked to play with in the water. But it has to be clipped from one side of the wall to the other so they don't hurt themselves or the others. This fucker would not cooperate and go into the other enclosure so I could get in and place the rope cuz I'd have to physically get in the water to do so. Called supervisor, they said don't worry it's fine. Just go in when he's at the other end and there you. They wouldn't even send out someone to assist in case of emergency..anyways, I get on a wetsuit. I hop in with the rope, clamp one side and start swimming to the other side to hook it and here comes bully dolphin. He thinks I'm taking his rope so right as I finish clamping the rope. He fucking barrel heads me right in the thigh of my left leg and only my thigh because I used the rope to move myself. Otherwise he was going for my chest..crack my sternum, compress my lungs all the good stuff. My fucking leg was swollen and biggest bruise I'd ever had ever. Fucking asshole. Told management. They just shrug their shoulders. I give them the 🖕 BELUGA WHALES ARE AWESOME, Manta Rays are awesome, Sharks are awesome, Dolphins and Orcas though, they can fight each other and stay the fuck away from us.

    • @komrade223
      @komrade223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      I got to ask, do you have any good stories about sharks just acting like puppies? I've heard they get affectionate with divers.

    • @DirectorOfChaos9292
      @DirectorOfChaos9292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      @@komrade223 Tiger and Lemon sharks(not sure if any others) will remember and form bonds with human divers they've met. And yes they are friendly sea doggos

    • @baileyt2249
      @baileyt2249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Well orca hunt dolphin

    • @amytrumbull156
      @amytrumbull156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Maybe if they weren’t literally kept in prisons aka sea life attractions they wouldn’t be rageful towards humans. I can’t blame them for trying to murk anyone who gets into their prison cell with them, can you?

    • @baileyt2249
      @baileyt2249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      @@amytrumbull156 dolphins also do this in the wild

  • @kidneydealer9938
    @kidneydealer9938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1644

    "Dolphin can't be that bad"
    "SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE DOLPHIN"

    • @kickasspeanuts
      @kickasspeanuts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Nonononono don't remind me of that fucking animated uncensored national geographic shit

    • @adrianbonne7719
      @adrianbonne7719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      CBT : COCK AND BALL TORTURE
      PRESENTED BY WIKIPEDIA THE FREE ENCYCLOPEDIA
      SECTION 1: BALL-STRECHING
      THE MALE-TESTICLES ARE HERE PINNED, ATTACHED OR BOUND TO AN HEAVY OBJECT, WHICH IS THEN DUE TO GRAVITY MOST LIKELY TO STRECH THE MALES-TESTICLES.....

    • @pacoca1267
      @pacoca1267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why...

    • @leohino9211
      @leohino9211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No! None of that! Shame on you!

    • @Fallograme
      @Fallograme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@adrianbonne7719 as a guy myself, I feel empathetic immense pain over this fr that I’m actually crying 😭😰💀💀💀

  • @sandyago4735
    @sandyago4735 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You're the best thing to happen to my TH-cam stream in years. Thanks bro

  • @nadiadelphi6850
    @nadiadelphi6850 ปีที่แล้ว +2467

    The fact that almost all the worst things about dolphins all fall into the “sexual deviance” category is truly disturbing. Makes me think about the time I was like 12 and was swimming in the ocean and heard my mom screaming at me from the shore telling me to turn around, at which point I noticed like 5 dolphins all swimming around myself and my older sister, so we just spent the next few minutes just floating and enjoying the experience of being so close to real dolphins oblivious to the fact that they were probably planning a snatch and grab 😂

    • @nagamanigandi6666
      @nagamanigandi6666 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      Either they were females or else they were not in the mood I guess😶

    • @JH-zs3bs
      @JH-zs3bs ปีที่แล้ว +355

      Everyone here exaggerates that rape thing. Human males rape too, doesn't mean every man is a menace. They are also very curious, so if they come to you its likely just to see what weird fish you are.

    • @CountingStars333
      @CountingStars333 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@JH-zs3bs Or, they want a piece of that pie.

    • @avaluggglazer445
      @avaluggglazer445 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      ​@@JH-zs3bs Saying that like a woman's never raped anyone lol

    • @FanyLI
      @FanyLI ปีที่แล้ว +288

      @@avaluggglazer445 the percentage of males who committed sexual crimes is a lot higher than that of females

  • @ajisaac
    @ajisaac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    It’s stuff like this that makes me scared of what intelligence can do without morals.

    • @seabass1428
      @seabass1428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      If an animal is intelligent, it’s probably a sadistic a-hole.

    • @alexk9642
      @alexk9642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@seabass1428 yup. only a few minor exceptions

    • @lightningbug3189
      @lightningbug3189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah, I still don't think humam-like intelligence is a gift exactly.

    • @horrificpleasantry9474
      @horrificpleasantry9474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The last year of petty tyranny hasn't convinced you? Well I guess we all have our being breaking point

    • @seanweis9159
      @seanweis9159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You mean like being human?

  • @donp2783
    @donp2783 ปีที่แล้ว

    Casual knowledge I love your shirt bro 😎

  • @sross9501
    @sross9501 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That moment when every time he says something hilarious I try to like his video but I've already liked it. Happens so many times, every video. This man is comedy gold.

  • @dustind4694
    @dustind4694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    "Say what you will about sharks, but... Jaws would NEVER" needs to be on a shirt.

    • @hydrokinesis251
      @hydrokinesis251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      If you need something to be put on a shirt try asking a hippo

    • @yunamchill9169
      @yunamchill9169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We actually should have merch! I would buy so many things!

  • @geebs7275
    @geebs7275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1633

    _"And this people is why we don't want all animals to be smart, they may be intelligently similar to us, but morality is gone."_
    -Sun Tzu, Art Of War

    • @thebrowntownasmr1044
      @thebrowntownasmr1044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Dumb, not like humans are amazing at morality either.

    • @theisgood0
      @theisgood0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That’s kinda really dark but at the same time it’s beautiful.
      I really gotta pick up this book and read it one day and not be so ignorant to these amazing quotes.

    • @geebs7275
      @geebs7275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@theisgood0 if you're sarcastic, ha, if your genuine, this comment is a running meme.

    • @theisgood0
      @theisgood0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@geebs7275 Genuine my friend :)

    • @geebs7275
      @geebs7275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@theisgood0 r/wooosh that's not an actual quote from Sun Tzu, it's very obvious don't you see?

  • @DustyKorpse
    @DustyKorpse ปีที่แล้ว

    Your vids lead to her vids, first time the algorithm worked in my favour 👍🏻

  • @Izaya-pu5no
    @Izaya-pu5no ปีที่แล้ว

    Bruh I love watching this stuff. Nice work!

  • @pedroc.b.3874
    @pedroc.b.3874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1087

    "The dolphin didn't apply but he got a job"
    Fan-freaking-tastic. Deserves a round of applause.
    👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @SophiaAstatine
      @SophiaAstatine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      She definitely applied though, probably both hands no less.

    • @passwordyeah729
      @passwordyeah729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The fact that he suicided afterwards shows just how good of a job it was

    • @LuciferAmoyai
      @LuciferAmoyai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A "F" for that dolphin

    • @nataliawashington872
      @nataliawashington872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SophiaAstatine what did she do?

    • @SmokingzMagiczTreez
      @SmokingzMagiczTreez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can someone explain? Whats the joke here?

  • @C.G.Gaster
    @C.G.Gaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1697

    Finally someone is saying it about dolphins. Not like my mother would listen though.

    • @trisaratops8785
      @trisaratops8785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      this is definitely a bad idea, but you could show her one of those videos of dolphins committing violence.

    • @CGrey_6048
      @CGrey_6048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I don’t know what you’re smoking but dolphins are great creatures
      Edit: Welp I’m getting crap on for doing a joke

    • @thederpyspinosaurus6501
      @thederpyspinosaurus6501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@CGrey_6048 oh someone pretending to be an anime character , great...

    • @No-vn7sj
      @No-vn7sj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CGrey_6048 Oh no..... Not another CRINGE JJBA FAN. (Dont wanna argue)

    • @gethk.gelior4214
      @gethk.gelior4214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I mean, just because they're devilish sociopaths doesn't mean they aren't awesome……

  • @samsonthecurrent
    @samsonthecurrent 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love that you guys are friends.

  • @juliusshakari5457
    @juliusshakari5457 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love these videos….. education and entertainment 👌🏾

  • @alexandersheridan2179
    @alexandersheridan2179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2637

    This dude must've been a teacher's favorite and most intimidating child. He obviously loves knowledge but says horrible things in completely child safe and pc ways that a teacher really wouldn't be able to get mad at... 'the dolphin didn't apply, but got the job'...

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Depends on the teacher. I've had plenty that were very upset when students knew things they didn't

    • @Okowa407
      @Okowa407 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Also White moose aren’t white privileged because that’s just there fur coat color that’s white not there skin there color is the skin of a deer is ah different Color white moose are protected by law because white moose are sacred to the native Americans and believe that there relatives soul got lost and is in the moose moose came crying home and saw his mama in human form same like the White Buffalo Bison ancestors give me strength ✊🏾🖐🏾⚡️Like Brother Bear 🐻

    • @greatpower6063
      @greatpower6063 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      most of this stuff is completely wrong though. xD

    • @lilricebowl9731
      @lilricebowl9731 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Okowa407 it was a joke bro

    • @peggedyourdad9560
      @peggedyourdad9560 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lilricebowl9731 This person spammed this under almost every comment lol.

  • @Zoologically_Explained
    @Zoologically_Explained 2 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    “Consent was sold separately” I’m rollin

  • @DonBJ21
    @DonBJ21 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Awesome King ✊🏾✌🏾keep Teaching what we don't learn in school. Proud of U, so is ur Messiah 🙏🏾

  • @3ossomok588
    @3ossomok588 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i apreciate you bro 🙏🏼👍🏼

  • @justyagre6296
    @justyagre6296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    After watching this, I think Flipper could be a whole different kind of movie.

    • @waterballs
      @waterballs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I would imagine is just become a horror genre

    • @8DuskTwilight8
      @8DuskTwilight8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Flipper, free willy, racing stripes were all horror movies that someone went back and made kid friendly.
      Change my mind.

    • @mukymakazuki2218
      @mukymakazuki2218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Flipper also offed himself js

    • @deweyware6446
      @deweyware6446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The new Sequel: Flipper v Jaws

    • @WookieInc
      @WookieInc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Blumhouse presents Flipper

  • @oxtheunlikelycontemplator2682
    @oxtheunlikelycontemplator2682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    I normally find it so heartwarming to find that animals can bond with people. But finding it can be the root cause of dolphin murder and suicide? That's scary and sad.

    • @johnhiggins1746
      @johnhiggins1746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Don't forget bestality

    • @vinay2004p
      @vinay2004p 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yes animals will bond with you , sadly it will get to be top and you get to choose bottom.

    • @runtergerutscht4401
      @runtergerutscht4401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah but that's a risk you take with humans as well.
      That's why we love dogs so much, they're too loyal and stupid to get jealous

    • @sendmorerum8241
      @sendmorerum8241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@runtergerutscht4401 wth, dogs are especially known for being jealous. Just search YT for footage

    • @runtergerutscht4401
      @runtergerutscht4401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sendmorerum8241 ok mb
      I'm not a dog owner

  • @kevanfoster
    @kevanfoster ปีที่แล้ว

    My dude, I LOVE your videos! The little sketch was hilarious, you got my subscription and my likes!

  • @SFVGIRL
    @SFVGIRL 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    God, this guy is so good! ❤

  • @King_Kyros
    @King_Kyros 2 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    And people still think we train and keep dolphins in tanks just because they can make funny tricks. Nah.
    *We do it for sea folk's sake.*

    • @anamazing2297
      @anamazing2297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      *dolphin prison*

    • @iagreewithyou3478
      @iagreewithyou3478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Imagine releasing them back into the wild, and then one day their keeper(prison guard) decides to scuba dive alone on vacation.

    • @vigneshlalgudi7292
      @vigneshlalgudi7292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iagreewithyou3478 that would scary as hell for the guy

  • @chillah7795
    @chillah7795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Never ask a woman her age
    Never ask a man his salary
    Never ask about Casual Geographic's search history

    • @kurinthekitty6842
      @kurinthekitty6842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like ur profile picture

    • @ZySteMax
      @ZySteMax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ..... ask evil to do good

  • @PatrickMJr
    @PatrickMJr ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Moral of the story there is no way to explain my search history 🤣

  • @voltex9157
    @voltex9157 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i was sad i didn't go to beach this summer, thanks to you, i don't want to go there ever again

  • @jeter2499
    @jeter2499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    This man has got to be on a watchlist by now just based on his search history.

    • @qwormuli77
      @qwormuli77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      One of us.

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @Pe1ayo
      @Pe1ayo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "gay dolphin blowhole sex"

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Excuse the Randomness but here you go,
      have some warm Recommendations, cause the Learning never Ends!
      -Veritasium.
      -Oversimplified!
      -It’s ok to be smart.
      -Professor Dave Explains.
      -Krimson Rogue.
      -Practical Engineering
      -Michio Kaku.
      -Kosmo.
      -Legal Eagle.
      -Cinema Therapy.
      -And the arguably Best for Last: Hbomberguy! (The best at being Unbiased on all of YT.)

  • @niccnova4626
    @niccnova4626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1272

    “Plus some things in Australia just don’t need an explanation, because being in Australia is the explanation”
    Australia zoology and biology in a nutshell.

    • @mrsmith570
      @mrsmith570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It is like individuals forget people am still from animal weather they accept science or not; history and body count might dictate otherwise

    • @Raidon484
      @Raidon484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I brought the like counter to 666! Now the number fits the country being talked about, because, as we all know, Australia is Lucifer's Sandbox

    • @AlmostEthical
      @AlmostEthical 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Urban southern Australia is not dangerous. We only have to worry about funnel webs and redbacks, or the occasional shark for swimmers. Northern and inland Australia are where most of the scary animals live.

    • @yottiechick
      @yottiechick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh yeah, pretty much everything here in Oz will kill you !!

  • @truffles6624
    @truffles6624 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Great comedic talent; cheers!

  • @lynngarrow7077
    @lynngarrow7077 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I have asperger's I LOVE random facts! You are amazing!

  • @LunarEleven
    @LunarEleven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    I'm so glad you are spreading awareness. Dolphins are not cute. People always act like I ruined their life when I tell them what they're really like.

    • @thunderrain789
      @thunderrain789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Yeah I was once one of those people who loved dolphins. And ducks. Now I think I'll just stick to snakes, at least they only kill to eat. None of that sex offender BS lol

    • @ballsosaurus_sex
      @ballsosaurus_sex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      It's time to stop with spreading the "Cute Dolphins" BS and start spreading the "Sharks are safe and jaws lied to you" truth.

    • @toddthegodhead
      @toddthegodhead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@thunderrain789 ngl ducks are sick fucks. And that is coming from a guy who likes ducks

    • @jbktpl1245
      @jbktpl1245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I honestly wonder why dolphins get all the love?

    • @toddthegodhead
      @toddthegodhead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jbktpl1245 mainly because they can be used in shows to entertain people. The people don't know that dolphins are bad. All they see is dolphins jumping loops and playing with ball. So people generally assume that dolphins are nice and cute

  • @lucasbarndt3589
    @lucasbarndt3589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1342

    My dad has had dolphins bite him twice, once was his fault, and the other dolphin was un-provoked. He hates dolphins now.

    • @mccatstar8028
      @mccatstar8028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Can’t blame him

    • @TheCgOrion
      @TheCgOrion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      How bad were the bites?

    • @lucasbarndt3589
      @lucasbarndt3589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@TheCgOrion Nothing bad, but it pissed him off and made him not like dolphins.

    • @noahgaming8833
      @noahgaming8833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@lucasbarndt3589 that’s just animal instinct, they’re being territorial.

    • @lucasbarndt3589
      @lucasbarndt3589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@noahgaming8833 I know, a detail I left out was the first time he got bit he pet the dolphins forehead. This pissed the dolphin off and it bit him.

  • @bonjoev2781
    @bonjoev2781 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That tiny microphone sounds great Love these videos !

  • @synthlordvr
    @synthlordvr ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I met a wild dolphin that interacted with humans often. I could sense it wanted to turn me into a fish light. I could never look at dolphins the same again.

    • @NewYoutuber1111
      @NewYoutuber1111 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wym fish light

    • @bruhmer6027
      @bruhmer6027 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@NewTH-camr1111he wanted to apply for a job with OP

  • @ollaniuspius1211
    @ollaniuspius1211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    I'm sorry but that thumbnail was legitimately terrifying

  • @mayssm
    @mayssm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    Dolphins: Do many horrible things. Mankind: "They are so like us, it's creepy."

    • @wonalddonald
      @wonalddonald 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Well they aren’t wrong

    • @benimoo7894
      @benimoo7894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LMFAOOOOOOO PLEASE 💀💀 but it do be fax

    • @Creolegem
      @Creolegem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @Plusle843
      @Plusle843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean, it's TRUE...

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don’t want to know what Dolphins post about human sexual activity.

  • @michelleford7392
    @michelleford7392 ปีที่แล้ว

    You’re the best and funniest!!

  • @timothycaudill1966
    @timothycaudill1966 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great content bub!!! Keep it going

  • @trumpeterjen
    @trumpeterjen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    "Zebras are black with white stripes and NOBODY ever believes me when I say it."
    Gotta be honest, I would believe literally anything you said about animals strictly because it's coming from you.

    • @powerofanime1
      @powerofanime1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zebras are black.
      ...but their hair is white with black stripes. Draw white stripes on a black sheet of paper and tell me it looks the same.

    • @AuroraTheGay
      @AuroraTheGay 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@powerofanime1 would have the same effect if you drew white stripes on black paper

    • @silverreaps6803
      @silverreaps6803 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@powerofanime1 I believe you but that ain't a good argument

    • @powerofanime1
      @powerofanime1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@silverreaps6803 That's fine

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I figure it's the stripes that are black because the underbelly is white.

  • @jaimedreamsx
    @jaimedreamsx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    Shark: Swim swim eat fish and seals maybe experimentally bite a surfboard with complimentary surfer occasionally
    Dolphins: the animal equivalent of a demon that pretends to be a dead loved one so it can get close to you, possess you, and eventually kill you