'Pulling a sickie' - a term people use when they're taking a day off work ill. 'Pulling' - a term people use when they're trying to attract someone (ie 'i've pulled' basically means you've been successful in attracting someone) So he's basically twisted the phrase most of us Brits would use to describe taking a day off ill from work as he's managed to attract someone ill at the hospital he works at (where he's used the word sickie to describe a sick patient)
The arm in a cast joke is a double play on words - cast, as in an arm (plaster) cast you get when you break your arm, and cast as in the cast of a TV, or in this case stage show (Joseph and His Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat)
He said Dolphins invented cancer so they have someone to swim with. Lots of people put swimming with Dolphins on their bucket list if they are terminally ill.
I bet young people today don't even know the reference to the "magician making landmarks disappear" joke. Back in 1983 David Copperfield had an illusion where he made things like the Statue of Liberty disappear.
The p-file joke: 'A p-file goes into a florists and says "i'd like some flowers please"' 'Orchids?' 'No, just the flowers' Orchids are a type of flowers, but also sounds like he's being asked 'or kids?'.
@robertmarriott6767 oh, aren't you hilarious? They didn't get the joke, hence why I explained it in the comment section. What a sad little nobody you are.
I'm English and a lot of us laugh at the most twisted humour. It's part of our national character. Laughing at horrible things takes away their power. I don't like jokes that attack minorities (racist, sexist, homophobic etc) but apart from that, anything is fair game.
As a Scotsman, I would highly recommend too a American audience that you take the time to watch Billy connolly (The Crucifixion) One of the best stories from the bible ever told. 😉 Pure Classic.
I know that some of these jokes are primarily UK based, so won't make sense to an American, but some of them work in any country. I don't understand how they didn't get some of them. The history/geography joke is obvious.
And the dog one that he's addicted to f-ing dogs... 'Doctor doctor i'm addicted to f-ing dogs' 'Have you tried patches?' 'Whats he, a poodle?' Basically a play on the doctor asking the patient if he's tried arm patches (in a similar way a smoker would have patches to help their cravings) with the patient thinking Patches is the name of a dog.
Need to watch British comedy "Coupling".... It's "Friends" for intellectuals... Every episode from seasons 1-3 is genius, most notably S01E05, "The Girl With Two Breasts", S02E01 "The Man With Two Legs"
If you want the darkest, most messed up comedy sketch, look for 'Paul Smith - too far?' It's only 5:28 long and is him ruining a member of the audience. It's so savage, it's hilarious. Not many reactors have seen it yet, so be one of the first.
The Worthers Originals joke doesn't really land for me since they taste lovely. But the joke growing up was that they were "paedo" toffees because of an advert campaign with a grandfather and his grandson which came across as rather creepy
Jerry Sadowitz, but I think you'll struggle to find it on youtube - even if you find it, you'll struggle to keep it public. Dude's funny, but it's kinda overkill at points. This guy's alright, but it's not my favourite Jimmy Carr material.
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Frankie Boyle doing Michael Jackson's children's hospital.😂😂
'Pulling a sickie' - a term people use when they're taking a day off work ill.
'Pulling' - a term people use when they're trying to attract someone (ie 'i've pulled' basically means you've been successful in attracting someone)
So he's basically twisted the phrase most of us Brits would use to describe taking a day off ill from work as he's managed to attract someone ill at the hospital he works at (where he's used the word sickie to describe a sick patient)
Try his wife Sarah Millican she is hilarious. Try her muckiest jokes.
The arm in a cast joke is a double play on words - cast, as in an arm (plaster) cast you get when you break your arm, and cast as in the cast of a TV, or in this case stage show (Joseph and His Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat)
Can you thinkk of someone that starred in that on a long-running basis?
@wulfgold Erm...Not sure I can; am I missing something here?
@@andyc6542 also had his hand in a Gopher. Started tv in the closet/broom cupboard.
@wulfgold Haha. In which case, that makes the joke even more apt...
British humour no barriers.
He said Dolphins invented cancer so they have someone to swim with. Lots of people put swimming with Dolphins on their bucket list if they are terminally ill.
I bet young people today don't even know the reference to the "magician making landmarks disappear" joke. Back in 1983 David Copperfield had an illusion where he made things like the Statue of Liberty disappear.
Did he also do the great wall of China?. Or passed through itor something. I should probably Google it.
LEUKAEMIA ,LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AND LAUGHED 😂😂😂YOU GOT A BIT OF BRIT IN YOU😂😂😂🇬🇧🇬🇧🤜🤛🇺🇸🇺🇸
At least they understood some of them. 😐
Frankie Boyle 'Michael Jacksons childrens hospital' doesn't get much darker than that
You can't be offended! you can only choose to take offence!
Listen it's a clever play with words. That's what makes it hilarious 😂
Orchids (flower) 'or kids'
The p-file joke:
'A p-file goes into a florists and says "i'd like some flowers please"'
'Orchids?'
'No, just the flowers'
Orchids are a type of flowers, but also sounds like he's being asked 'or kids?'.
Well done captain obvious 👏 👍
@robertmarriott6767 oh, aren't you hilarious?
They didn't get the joke, hence why I explained it in the comment section.
What a sad little nobody you are.
@robertmarriott6767 Aren't you just a ray of sunshine?
They didn't get it, hence why I've explained it.
@@robertmarriott6767well that backfired, didn't it?
I'm English and a lot of us laugh at the most twisted humour. It's part of our national character. Laughing at horrible things takes away their power. I don't like jokes that attack minorities (racist, sexist, homophobic etc) but apart from that, anything is fair game.
As a Scotsman, I would highly recommend too a American audience that you take the time to watch Billy connolly (The Crucifixion)
One of the best stories from the bible ever told.
😉
Pure Classic.
arm in a cast, cast for a broken arm. arm in the Cast as in cast of a show, (Joseph and his amazing technicolour dreamcoat)
Werthers originals are small round caramel and butter confectionery, the advert is of a grandfather giving his grandson one.
Then a Werther?
@@losthope9909badom tush
Joseph and his amazing technicolour dream coat is what he was trying to say.
DIRTY one liners is good too
Orchids the flower 'or kids' an option!!!!
Check out mock the week it’s a game show type with comedians I’m not sure if you have American version ?
I know that some of these jokes are primarily UK based, so won't make sense to an American, but some of them work in any country. I don't understand how they didn't get some of them. The history/geography joke is obvious.
And the dog one that he's addicted to f-ing dogs...
'Doctor doctor i'm addicted to f-ing dogs'
'Have you tried patches?'
'Whats he, a poodle?'
Basically a play on the doctor asking the patient if he's tried arm patches (in a similar way a smoker would have patches to help their cravings) with the patient thinking Patches is the name of a dog.
Need to watch British comedy "Coupling".... It's "Friends" for intellectuals... Every episode from seasons 1-3 is genius, most notably S01E05, "The Girl With Two Breasts", S02E01 "The Man With Two Legs"
If you want the darkest, most messed up comedy sketch, look for 'Paul Smith - too far?' It's only 5:28 long and is him ruining a member of the audience. It's so savage, it's hilarious. Not many reactors have seen it yet, so be one of the first.
werthers are seen as an old persons candy!
Joseph and his amazing technicolor coat is a theatre show/play. He had his hand up the cast(gay sexual).
I'd say check out Milton Jones, his one liners are funny too
he is the best
You should check out his wife. Sarah Millican. They were made for each other. lol
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Wherter’s Originals is strong a caramel candy.
Check out his wife Sarah Millican, she’s a great comedian in her own right. Lots of good vids of her
A 'sickie' is a sick day or an ill person.
Please react to Big Narstie vs Jimmy Carr roast battle please please please 😊
You guys need to watch roy chubby brown 50 shades of brown......
The Worthers Originals joke doesn't really land for me since they taste lovely. But the joke growing up was that they were "paedo" toffees because of an advert campaign with a grandfather and his grandson which came across as rather creepy
The frankie Boyle live show ' the last days of Solomon is all dark and if you can find vids, try jerry sadowitz
A csst is a group of actors
If you like dark humour, try Jimmy Carr, or Anthony Jeselnik.
How do you not understand the go down in history joke?
if you want dark - Anthony Jeselnik
When you listen to British humour, you can't be a fekin snowflake ❄
"worthers original" are a hard candy that older generations used to like.
Gary is good,you,ll have to react to his wife Sarah millican she is also a comedian.
Jimmy Carr and Frankie Boyle are worse.
Jerry Sadowitz, but I think you'll struggle to find it on youtube - even if you find it, you'll struggle to keep it public. Dude's funny, but it's kinda overkill at points. This guy's alright, but it's not my favourite Jimmy Carr material.
interesting watching you guys not getting a lot of the jokes, i watched family guy with my american bro before realised i dont get half of the jokes 😅
Of you want darker watch Michael Jacksons children's hospital
Sarah Millican , British Comedian, Frankie Boyle Scottish and Bill Hicks from U.S.
Do yourself a favour and watch Roy Chubby Brown, or Barnard Manning for better shock value.
Try his other ones, this is his least funny
Guys check out Paul Smith, far more brutal, takes the pure piss out off the audience 😂
Crap