The epic, fabulous Tim Vine. He can do this for hours. One of his best ever was "Spoons." I can't remember the lead up context, but "Spoons" was one of the funniest things I'd ever heard.
If Tim can't brighten up your day you've officially died inside. Hey B & L he actually held the Guinness world record for the most amount of one-liners in 1-hour I think it's been beaten but yeh he's so quick.
I wonder if there's a Guinness world record for how long someone can hold a pint of Guinness, and if there is, I wonder who the Guinness Guinness holder world record holder is? (One of Tim Vine's)
I absolutely love Tim Vine, he's so quick, you've got to be on the ball to catch all his one-liners!! It's really stupid and absolutely hilarious. When he said 'can you remember the last time you ate rice pudding?' Then said 'you must have ambrosia', Ambrosia is a brand of rice pudding we have in the UK, Ambrosia - Amnesia!! Great reaction Brad & Lucy, so good, I loved it, you're right, it does get to the stage where you're laughed out, because the gags are so fast!! All the best folks and take care. 😊😊
This probably won't surprise anyone lol but he holds the world record, I think, for the most jokes told in a hour ... or something like that 😂 love the videos! 👌
@@rossshepherd9836 An Australian beat him, but he was able to read the jokes off a page. Vine did it from memory. As an Australian I think that that was an unfair advantage, Tim Vine still deserves the record. That's a rare admission from an Aussie over a Pom but Tim Vine is such a genius.
Love him, I remember him playing at our student union in the early 90's and he had everyone in tears, absolutely hilarious, and seeing him live you laugh so much it's literally painful! Some references are very specific like the rice pudding Ambrosia joke, Ambrosia is just a brand name for rice pudding in the UK.
So I was watching this Japanese football game, and I thought this is going on a bit long isn't it, so I asked the Japanese guy sitting next to me and he explained ' There's 6 minutes of Ninjury time' - Tim Vine.
And not a single profanity was uttered;yet we piss ourselves laughing. Tim Vine,Stewart Francis and Milton Jones, 3 modern masters of the one liners! Tim's appearance on Taskmaster is a sight to behold too if you get the chance.
@lifesbutastumbleI didn't draw any lines mate. I simply mentioned 3 top tier clean comics If you want to step outside for a moment then you must include Gary Delaney... and maybe Jimmy Carr 😂✌👍
6:30 "Quincy" was the name of a fictional American Medical Examiner/detective in a show of the same name. "We're talking about human lives," is a thing he would say in the show.
One of my favorite Tim Vine moments is "Flag Hippo". It's very silly but the most silliest part is right at the end as the guy in the hippo costume is leaving. I won't spoil anything.
Correct me if I'm wrong TipEx. This is a product used to correct written mistakes. Sometimes in a tub or pen. The tub has a small stick with brushes on the end, that you use to paint over the mistake.
Hey you two! 💞 I just started this video and OMG, you are both sooo very sweet and I appreciate the shout out. Lucy, anytime you need to relax and fall asleep, I would be honored if you played any of my videos to do so. ♥💕 Brad and Lucy are the BEST and all of you have to admit, they crack us up and keep us all smiling!
Tim vine once said he had a drink problem. He got sent to a treatment centre right on the boundary between England and Wales. The staff there told him he was a borderline alcoholic.
Quincy, a tv show. Medical examiner, a very earnest guy, played by Jack Klugman. Amnesia/Ambrosia... Ambrosia is a food company, they make a fantastic (tinned) rice pudding :).
I’ve been to one of his live shows, it’s unrelenting fun, so stupid it’s actually genius! Your jaw aches because you can’t stop laughing. Watch his ventriloquist act definitely!
It kind of annoys me when people watch Tim Vine on TH-cam and then leave negative comments like his jokes are either terrible or cringey. For one he's a one liner comedian so what do you expect? And secondly people should stop and think more about how ingenious and clever his material is because I think I'm right in saying he writes ALL of his own material. And not just that it's so well thought out and the way he's able to incorporate props into his stand up etc ... I just think it must go completely unnoticed just how much thought must go into everything that makes it into his final routine because you have to have a certain level of intelligence to come up with this stuff.
No, not anyone. After his wondrous British effort, some no-good,cheating, double-crossing, fake, sham, no good (he really was no good, hence the repetition) Aussie beat it by covering himself with notes and prompts.
Love Tim Vine. Haven't watched this yet but I suspect you two will - as I did - find him funny almost against your better judgement :p [Edit]: May I recommend his show "So I Said to This Bloke" - It's world class and you'll love it]
the rice pudding joke where he said he he didn't remember is a play on amosmia ( loss of memory ) and ambrosia ( a brand name in uk for tinned rice pudding )
Holds the Guiness Record 499 jokes in an hour. Said he was going to crack open some champagne to celebrate but that's a bit dangerous, and decided just to take the cork out instead
Tim is hilarious but trying to keep up with him when ur pissing yourself laughing is high on impossible as Brad is living proof of.😂 My favourite of his is " man tried to sell me a coffin in the street, I told him it was the last thing I'd need "😆 Love the dynamic between u guys, it's never dull. 😁 PS Don't change for any #*℅t 👍
Thank You. I needed a good laugh. Yes, he is very silly. He tickles my very childish 'funny bone'. Best Wishes. ☮ Brad, it's never too late to change. 🤔 Question: How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: One. But the lightbulb must really want to change. 😀 That's older than Tim Vine.
@@bradlucy I thought I'd seen most Tim Vine's video, but this was new! Tim's funny anyway, but Brad's guffaws are infectious (in a good, non-itchy way 😀) Best Wishes to both of you. ☮
@@bradlucy wow thanks for replying .didn't realise your Canadian. Hope your not to cold . Lol . I'm 55 and loved it in the UK as a kid . I enjoy your channel and keep up the good work and the laughing.
Favourite Tim Vine joke: "Our local police commissioner gave a talk on drugs...I couldn't understand a word he said"
Ha ha.
The man is relentless and his timing is impeccable. Like the old British 70’s comics without the more questionable material
That's the word... absolutely relentless.
Ambrosia is a brand of rice pudding in the UK!🙂🙂🙂
Ambrosia is the mythological food of the Greek gods. I think that is where the food company took the name.
@lifesbutastumble Which is the root of the joke.
I love it.
Awww i haven't watched tim vine in years, i forgot how funny he really was 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤
His ventriloquist act is amazing. And pen behind the ear.
Agreed, that ventriloquism act is a pure gold.
“Amazing” ?
What did he mean by that ?
HOCKEYSTICK BEHIND THE EAR!
@@martinappleby764 That had me howling when he did that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I watched his ventriloquist act about 10 times in a row first time I came across it.
Stupid , hilarious , genius
Ive seen this before but still made my cheeks hurt with laughter 😂😂 😭😭 Absolute king of one liners 😂
Tim's set is always good, clean fun. Forgot how long ago this show was too, as he's done many more since.
The epic, fabulous Tim Vine. He can do this for hours. One of his best ever was "Spoons." I can't remember the lead up context, but "Spoons" was one of the funniest things I'd ever heard.
If Tim can't brighten up your day you've officially died inside. Hey B & L he actually held the Guinness world record for the most amount of one-liners in 1-hour I think it's been beaten but yeh he's so quick.
The guy who beat broke him broke the rules and Tim was reinstated
@@TheGarryq- Ah wicked, didn't realise that
I wonder if there's a Guinness world record for how long someone can hold a pint of Guinness, and if there is, I wonder who the Guinness Guinness holder world record holder is? (One of Tim Vine's)
I absolutely love Tim Vine, he's so quick, you've got to be on the ball to catch all his one-liners!! It's really stupid and absolutely hilarious. When he said 'can you remember the last time you ate rice pudding?' Then said 'you must have ambrosia', Ambrosia is a brand of rice pudding we have in the UK, Ambrosia - Amnesia!! Great reaction Brad & Lucy, so good, I loved it, you're right, it does get to the stage where you're laughed out, because the gags are so fast!! All the best folks and take care. 😊😊
You may enjoy Tim in the series "Not Going Out" with Lee Mack.
This probably won't surprise anyone lol but he holds the world record, I think, for the most jokes told in a hour ... or something like that 😂 love the videos! 👌
No no, he did, but some Dutch (I think) guy beat him.
@@rossshepherd9836 An Australian beat him, but he was able to read the jokes off a page. Vine did it from memory. As an Australian I think that that was an unfair advantage, Tim Vine still deserves the record. That's a rare admission from an Aussie over a Pom but Tim Vine is such a genius.
@@NewFalconerRecords, ah, thanks for the info. Yeah, I get the crushing blow. As a Scot, I understand your sacrifice.
Tim Vine - British comedy legend🇬🇧😅
Just brilliant and as you said funny but silly just like Tommy Cooper 😊
Love me a bit of Tim Vine. Great stuff, cheers. :)
Ahhhh, magic! You found Tim Vine!! Love it!
Remember to breathe Brad!
Love him, I remember him playing at our student union in the early 90's and he had everyone in tears, absolutely hilarious, and seeing him live you laugh so much it's literally painful! Some references are very specific like the rice pudding Ambrosia joke, Ambrosia is just a brand name for rice pudding in the UK.
And I thought it was Amnesia ... or did I ?
King of the one-liners/dad jokes, Absolutely love Tim Vine the Goofy Genius, Brad is so going to be using these in days/weeks/years to come! 🇨🇦🤭🇬🇧✌️
Clean, Silly fun, love Tim Vine and I'm the dirtiest bastard ever
I just don't know how he remembers these. Incredible.
At one time held The World Record(without notes or prompts) of 499 jokes in an hour !!!
Good to see you guys found the genius Tim Vine. Amazing how he stores all those jokes in his mind 👏👏
King of the Dad Jokes
Only Tim could think of crayon fence posts in a Guinea pigs garden. 😂🇬🇧❤️🦮
Watching you guys always cheers me up, shows you how desperate I am. 😳
When I was a kid our family used to stand around the piano wishing someone could play it. Then it was 5pm and the shop shut.
He's rapid!! Great stuff team ❤
Ambrosia is a brand of caned rice pudding in the UK.
Yes and the word ambrosia sounds like amnesia.
So I was watching this Japanese football game, and I thought this is going on a bit long isn't it, so I asked the Japanese guy sitting next to me and he explained ' There's 6 minutes of Ninjury time' - Tim Vine.
He says that if you don't like this joke, they'll be another one along in a second!
Looking forward to the next ones
The great thing with Tim, if you dont get a joke or dont like one, there's another one you might like in 5 seconds time
So funny but sometimes I just hate myself laughing so much.
You need a very good memory to quick fire one liners.... they work though... the bad ones are quickly gone and are usually followed by a good one.
I love Tim .. he is hilarious
The Quincy joke was based on an American tv programme from the 80’s about a medical examiner. It was really popular in the U.K.
And not a single profanity was uttered;yet we piss ourselves laughing.
Tim Vine,Stewart Francis and Milton Jones, 3 modern masters of the one liners!
Tim's appearance on Taskmaster is a sight to behold too if you get the chance.
What a shame then that you had to use profanity in your comment
@lifesbutastumbleI didn't draw any lines mate. I simply mentioned 3 top tier clean comics
If you want to step outside for a moment then you must include Gary Delaney... and maybe Jimmy Carr 😂✌👍
Tim vine reminds me of tommy cooper, who you should definitely do a reaction to guys, a great comedic n sadly missed ❤❤
Another fab reaction!
Tim is one of the nicest guys out there, obviously some are British references but it’s comedy that just pleasant and non offensive 🤙
Net curtains
Naa they all have VAT on them.
Vat is a tax in the uk that’s added to purchases
And net as in net value
Then he adds the "Gross" joke,as well.
I do enjoy your father and daughter reactions❤
Lol, who's your daddy Lucy
Tim is awesome, so silly mainly so funny
6:30 "Quincy" was the name of a fictional American Medical Examiner/detective in a show of the same name. "We're talking about human lives," is a thing he would say in the show.
One of my favorite Tim Vine moments is "Flag Hippo". It's very silly but the most silliest part is right at the end as the guy in the hippo costume is leaving. I won't spoil anything.
Oh, Christ! Flag hippo..! 😂
Correct me if I'm wrong TipEx. This is a product used to correct written mistakes. Sometimes in a tub or pen. The tub has a small stick with brushes on the end, that you use to paint over the mistake.
TipEx is a brand name. Some people call the stuff liquid paper, invented for correcting mistakes on typewriters.
@marchgow now my phone screen is covered in TipEx.
In America it's called "Whiteout"
Tim Vine was one of the comedians who got me interested in one liners, always makes me laugh.
Hey you two! 💞 I just started this video and OMG, you are both sooo very sweet and I appreciate the shout out. Lucy, anytime you need to relax and fall asleep, I would be honored if you played any of my videos to do so. ♥💕 Brad and Lucy are the BEST and all of you have to admit, they crack us up and keep us all smiling!
😊🤪❤️
@@bradlucy Good Reaction, as usual, Guys.
Tim did hold the World Record for 499 jokes in ONE HOUR with no notes😀
70s 80s TV show, Quincey MD - 'we're talking about human lives'.
I'm seeing tim vine next week. Can't wait
Awesome 👌
I found Tim Vine through his time on taskmaster he’s fantastic
Tim vine once said he had a drink problem. He got sent to a treatment centre right on the boundary between England and Wales. The staff there told him he was a borderline alcoholic.
Quincy, a tv show. Medical examiner, a very earnest guy, played by Jack Klugman. Amnesia/Ambrosia... Ambrosia is a food company, they make a fantastic (tinned) rice pudding :).
Got to be my 5th time watching this😂😂
I’ve been to one of his live shows, it’s unrelenting fun, so stupid it’s actually genius! Your jaw aches because you can’t stop laughing. Watch his ventriloquist act definitely!
It kind of annoys me when people watch Tim Vine on TH-cam and then leave negative comments like his jokes are either terrible or cringey.
For one he's a one liner comedian so what do you expect? And secondly people should stop and think more about how ingenious and clever his material is because I think I'm right in saying he writes ALL of his own material. And not just that it's so well thought out and the way he's able to incorporate props into his stand up etc ...
I just think it must go completely unnoticed just how much thought must go into everything that makes it into his final routine because you have to have a certain level of intelligence to come up with this stuff.
Tim Vine broke the Guinness World Record for the most jokes told in an hour, with 499. I don't know if he still holds the record though.
No, not anyone. After his wondrous British effort, some no-good,cheating, double-crossing, fake, sham, no good (he really was no good, hence the repetition) Aussie beat it by covering himself with notes and prompts.
Love Tim vine he's hilarious. 😂😂😂
COMEDY LIKE GALLAGHER AND THAT RED HEADED GOOFY GUY!!!😄😆😁😃😀😅😂
You love comedians look at Tommy Cooper he is hilarisch gr from john from Rotterdam Holland
,Ambrosia is a brand of rice pudding in the UK
Love Tim Vine. Haven't watched this yet but I suspect you two will - as I did - find him funny almost against your better judgement :p [Edit]: May I recommend his show "So I Said to This Bloke" - It's world class and you'll love it]
hi guys just joined your channel love it
Awesome, thank you 😁
Awwww, she loves you ❤
Ambrosia is a brand of rice pudding here in the UK
I quite like his Flag Hippo clip too 😂
He’s brilliant
I needed that lol
If I remember properly, I think he did a 24 hour thing for Comic Relief or Children In Need. Something along them lines. Just one liners/dad jokes.
Ambrosia is a well known brand of rice pudding in the UK
I tried shoplifting but it was too heavy, so I tried my local news stand.
Quincy was a American medical drama.
Tim Vine is a similar one liner as like your fellow Canadian Stewart Francis.
Ambrosia - a brand of rice pudding and custard.
I subscribed so Brad feels better .
the rice pudding joke where he said he he didn't remember is a play on amosmia ( loss of memory ) and ambrosia ( a brand name in uk for tinned rice pudding )
Jaundice people love the band Yello.
Holds the Guiness Record 499 jokes in an hour. Said he was going to crack open some champagne to celebrate but that's a bit dangerous, and decided just to take the cork out instead
For a while Tim held the World Record for 499 jokes in an hour with no notes
Never change,your both cool
Why is it always clowns 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤
Tim is hilarious but trying to keep up with him when ur pissing yourself laughing is high on impossible as Brad is living proof of.😂 My favourite of his is " man tried to sell me a coffin in the street, I told him it was the last thing I'd need "😆
Love the dynamic between u guys, it's never dull. 😁 PS Don't change for any #*℅t 👍
Genius
Carry on being you xxx
Quincy MD = USA doctor series.
Be who you are,
When you both coming uk? Please.... East Devon, I show you a good time and scenery
Brad you are the luckiest man on Earth
Behind Andy Bradbury..
It was Ambrosia, instead of Amnesia.
Baked Brad and Lucy 👌🏼
😂🤣✌️👍
Hard to believe he's Jeremy Vine's brother.
👍
You sure? I always thought that it was the other way round?
You're thinking of Grape.@@booradley8895
How does he remember his set?
He’s great on not going out
He and Lee Mack were great together...
Thank You. I needed a good laugh. Yes, he is very silly. He tickles my very childish 'funny bone'.
Best Wishes. ☮
Brad, it's never too late to change. 🤔
Question: How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: One. But the lightbulb must really want to change. 😀
That's older than Tim Vine.
Glad you enjoyed it!
@@bradlucy I thought I'd seen most Tim Vine's video, but this was new!
Tim's funny anyway, but Brad's guffaws are infectious (in a good, non-itchy way 😀)
Best Wishes to both of you. ☮
" Pen behind the ear"
Your reactions were funnier than the jokes😂
Ambrosia amnesia
Surely you knew the quincy joke . It was an American series .
We are Canadian and I vaguely recall it
@@bradlucy wow thanks for replying .didn't realise your Canadian. Hope your not to cold . Lol . I'm 55 and loved it in the UK as a kid . I enjoy your channel and keep up the good work and the laughing.
Flag Hippo!
I have watched Flag Hippo so many times and I laugh every time - it is so stupid and absolutely hilarious!! 🤣🤣
If you like Time Vine you should give Stewart Francis a try he’s hilarious at one liners. 😁👍🏼
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Unfortunately Stewart has returned to Canada and we won't see him again in the UK. Tim though makes your sides ache with laughter. Non stop all gig.
One of my Faves Stewart Francis is. 🤣👏🏼
Have you tried The Young Ones, about students in the 1980s, it’s hilarious
I went to book tickets to see locally sold out in 30; minutes