The Zipf Mystery

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  • @mmandible5470
    @mmandible5470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4366

    “I cannot remember all the books I’ve read anymore than all the meals I’ve eaten, even so they have made me” is perhaps one of the most beautiful sentiments I’ve ever heard

    • @Luxifer66
      @Luxifer66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      according to zipfs law, by now you must have forgot it.

    • @abra_escaped
      @abra_escaped 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Why thank you captain risk of rain 2

    • @MysteriusSushi
      @MysteriusSushi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      “I cannot remember all *the* books I’ve read anymore than all the meals I’ve eaten, even so they have made me” is perhaps one of *the* most beautiful sentiments I’ve ever heard

    • @StdDev99
      @StdDev99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I'm glad I have forgotten this video because I've enjoyed it again 6.5 years later like I'm seeing it for the first time

    • @nickoldberg1752
      @nickoldberg1752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm so glad he ended with that bit of positivity because it was getting to existential crisis a bit about how much of our lives we forget

  • @Vsauce
    @Vsauce  9 ปีที่แล้ว +6639

    Hey Vsauce! FYI: 181 million / 5555 is 32583.2583258... the "=" should be a "≈" How I missed that is a mystery -- but it's not as big as the Zipf mystery!

    • @steelwolf411
      @steelwolf411 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      +Vsauce yes

    • @humvy23
      @humvy23 9 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      +Vsauce Thank you for your art Michael.

    • @antoinecedriccc2
      @antoinecedriccc2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      +Vsauce You should do a video about the six degrees of separation theory!! Anyways love your vids.

    • @ItsMatic
      @ItsMatic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What about Cern or H.a.r.p Something about portals or wormholes into different dimensions do an Vid on that ? .

    • @rayankhalil2495
      @rayankhalil2495 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ummm okayy??? #FuckThisShitImOut

  • @gemworm
    @gemworm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11967

    In group chats:
    80% of the talking is done by 20% of the members

    • @abeke5523
      @abeke5523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +711

      All these comments made me realize that holy fucking shit the 80-20 rule is actually everywhere

    • @_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
      @_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Holy shit you’re right

    • @small_SHOT
      @small_SHOT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It is confirmed that *y o u e x i s t*

    • @skthechef8075
      @skthechef8075 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Facts

    • @floofyliu8819
      @floofyliu8819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Big brain big brain

  • @PazEr80
    @PazEr80 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    Last week I attended a lecture at university about power laws and preferential attachment processes.
    It's crazy to think that I already knew everything because 8 years ago teenage me was binge watching Vsauce.
    Thanks Michael for making us smarter in the most entertaining way, honestly no one does it like you. You will never be forgotten.

    • @A1exP1ays
      @A1exP1ays 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      dayum, still very sad he no longer makes long form thi

    • @MrAdamo
      @MrAdamo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Same with me and computer videos. It’s funny to think that I was procrastinating back then, when now watching those videos feels like studying.

    • @vl5008
      @vl5008 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Amen! Forreal! I’m not the best at algorithms but the math he gives us makes me feel like I’m getting a more solid foundation. 😅

    • @menotuandurmom
      @menotuandurmom 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Did he die?

  • @harrys4698
    @harrys4698 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70654

    80% of Michaels hair is on 20% of his head

  • @mlgeorge.
    @mlgeorge. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26721

    Fun fact: He had said 16 words before the first “the” he said

    • @ramananprv4756
      @ramananprv4756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +571

      !!! Why doesn't this comment have more likes

    • @slinkerdeer
      @slinkerdeer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1129

      @@ramananprv4756 because this video is from 2015

    • @b4o450
      @b4o450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      But the comments are 3 days ago

    • @spadeney3722
      @spadeney3722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      MLGeorge AND THAT IS ABOUT 5.88% OF WHAT HE SAID (in those 17 words) AND HE SAID ABOUT 6% OF WHAT YOU SAY WILL BE “THE”
      coincidence? I THINK NOT

    • @x_Fr0stee_x
      @x_Fr0stee_x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      No mans sky. 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16

  • @nulcheck
    @nulcheck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3470

    Lays really takes the 80-20 thing to heart with 80% air and 20% chips in the bag

    • @auritro3903
      @auritro3903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

    • @auritro3903
      @auritro3903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Like 69 lol

    • @unlimiteddd
      @unlimiteddd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Boom! ʕ-ᴥ-ʔ

    • @swallow_skyla3602
      @swallow_skyla3602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL

    • @GigaChad-tv7xl
      @GigaChad-tv7xl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Fun fact: there's actually no air in crisps bags! Instead, it's nitrogen gas. It has to be there, because it keeps the crisps fresh. If it were air, the crisps would turn stale.

  • @lezbeehonest0294
    @lezbeehonest0294 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    14:40 I've always loved when in conversation, someone uses a word that's out of fashion or hasn't been used in a while, and within like 3 minutes, someone says it again. Or when I watch a streamer that has an article or something on screen and they choose a word from the visible text. Like our brains just latch onto words.

    • @cara-seyun
      @cara-seyun 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I believe this is the explanation for why there is so much plagiarism online
      People aren’t even aware they are copying someone else

    • @Chachoncha
      @Chachoncha 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It happened to me the other day! I showed my cats to my friend and used the word « comrades » for an obscure reason, and two minutes later she used it again in another discussion with someone. She didnt realize she just copied the weird word I used. She probably thought it was coming from her!

    • @MizzyLQ
      @MizzyLQ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The Bader Meinhoff effect

    • @alphanumeric6582
      @alphanumeric6582 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@MizzyLQ Also known as the Frequency Illusion. It means something appearing more frequent than it actually is, but it doesn't. It's just your mind being more aware of it

  • @randomuser3053
    @randomuser3053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6960

    Michael; the only man who can answer 16 questions when we only asked one

    • @Qwazor
      @Qwazor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      clearly he "answer"s more than we "ask"

    • @shyeskyeskyeksye
      @shyeskyeskyeksye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      80% of the answers come from 20% of the questions

    • @thaddeusphish4113
      @thaddeusphish4113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      ​@@shyeskyeskyeksye my brain is to broken to read this

    • @ROMANXA5
      @ROMANXA5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      1 minute of watching him and i learn more then a whole year of school

    • @Amirrorofmirrors
      @Amirrorofmirrors 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      he'll answer 8 questions when asked only 2

  • @ThatMumboJumbo
    @ThatMumboJumbo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18551

    This video made me uneasy for some reason.

    • @hailmusix5225
      @hailmusix5225 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1250

      Because 80% of the government is 20% Illuminat :o

    • @Fatherlake
      @Fatherlake 9 ปีที่แล้ว +642

      +Mumbo Jumbo HEY MUMBO!!! A SURPRISE TO SEE YOU HERE! im a subber btw

    • @morgancook4288
      @morgancook4288 9 ปีที่แล้ว +854

      isn't it weird the same people you like also like the people you like ?

    • @evren.builds
      @evren.builds 9 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      +Mumbo Jumbo It`s just that you`re living in a computer program nothing to make you uneasy...

    • @AdroSlice
      @AdroSlice 9 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Wow. Interristing to see you here, of all places. I'm glad you have interrest such cool things though.

  • @enderboy1824
    @enderboy1824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5046

    “The of and to, a in is I. That it for you was with on. As have, but be they.”
    -Michael
    This was my senior quote

    • @sudokuzcalkami
      @sudokuzcalkami 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      sounds Shakespearean

    • @enderboy1824
      @enderboy1824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @Vahe Mayilyan The almighty loaf

    • @enderboy1824
      @enderboy1824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Vahe Mayilyan pretty old meme

    • @UrWifiIsSlow
      @UrWifiIsSlow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was mine too

    • @utkarsh3012
      @utkarsh3012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Or is it?

  • @colby722
    @colby722 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Watching this nearly a decade later. Probably my 20th time revisiting this exact video. By far my favorite video on TH-cam. Absolutely beautiful composition and every part makes me think deep every time I watch it. I love this video

    • @d-bro5695
      @d-bro5695 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You and me both mate - I try to educate people about Zipfs Law frequently, but usually just redirect them here. Come to think of it, I’d probably redirect about 80% of them here and explain it sufficiently to the other 20%….

    • @MusicDecomposer
      @MusicDecomposer 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Your 20th time watching the video, huh? I guess that means you remember 80% of it.

    • @limz5093
      @limz5093 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      me with literally every vsauce video, this guys the goat of youtube by far

  • @Botpointo
    @Botpointo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8363

    Group projects:
    80% of the work is done by 20% of the students

    • @nicoyazawa2051
      @nicoyazawa2051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Damn

    • @KYR4T0NIN
      @KYR4T0NIN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Or the other way around since they don’t finish the project

    • @eclecticsoffy
      @eclecticsoffy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It actually do be like that

    • @thomasbraeuning1918
      @thomasbraeuning1918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      e. g. one student

    • @_judge_me_not
      @_judge_me_not 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      15.4% of your sentence is "the"

  • @emzy_9442
    @emzy_9442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4550

    I know what I must do. I must make an entire book that says the word sauce over 100 million times

    • @snoopydog1163
      @snoopydog1163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +752

      disturb the balance
      restore *sauce*

    • @newboy6736
      @newboy6736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      when you do that it goes up the word rankings and gets divided by a smaller number so it dosent even make too much of a difference in the grand scheme of things

    • @theosouris7063
      @theosouris7063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Reject logic. Return to the 2009 YTP.

    • @xylobomb7527
      @xylobomb7527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I will do the same, but with *SUS*

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Now add V

  • @sagesarrazine6270
    @sagesarrazine6270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8957

    Fun fact: Marine biologists have found that Zipf's law also applies to dolphin click patterns. Dolphins have their own language

    • @dollcefina
      @dollcefina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      I knew it!! 🐬🐬🐬 (By which I mean that I _suspected_ so, not that I already knew the fact, haha.)

    • @4merly
      @4merly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +457

      @@dollcefina Fun fact, you typed 16 words before typing "the". (idk if intentional)

    • @Nukestarmaster
      @Nukestarmaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      "So long and thanks for all the fish"

    • @JL1009
      @JL1009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@sagesarrazine6270 16.

    • @-Danny
      @-Danny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Although yes, it's true that they have a language, it's not Zipf's law that confirms it. Going back to the paperclip example, you can see how random events in a set can result in this pattern. There's nothing intelligent about the way he picked each paperclip to link. Do we have enough information to say we discovered a paperclip language? ...maybe if you tried hard enough you could create it, but the data itself says nothing.

  • @MatsueMusic
    @MatsueMusic 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    I watch this video every time the world feels too chaotic to remember that this moment is just an outlier.

  • @direwolf029
    @direwolf029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18428

    Obviously the programmers who made the simulation we live in got lazy and decided to write one law to cover the ratio of everything

    • @isore3090
      @isore3090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +453

      I think those "programmers" is just God

    • @thomasgreenhill2482
      @thomasgreenhill2482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +737

      @@isore3090 naw god doesn't exist

    • @Christina-pq7kn
      @Christina-pq7kn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      Yeah. If god were to exist as such an all powerful tyrant, then why doesn’t he change people who feel so privileged as to correct someone else’s beliefs. Like you Alikare.

    • @isore3090
      @isore3090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      @@Christina-pq7kn why are atheists so ignorant, rude and conclude to opinions without thinking. Since when is stating my/your own opinion seen as "CoRrEcTiNg SoMeOnE's BeLiEf"? I think God is testing me with all these ignorant people like you, sorry bud next time, think and read comments clearly before commenting something stupid

    • @masony6489
      @masony6489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      @@isore3090 you can't even spell "programmers" right, how are you talking?

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4152

    And now there's 58,800 Google results for 'quizzaciously' - and a subreddit. Way to go, Michael, you saved a word from obscurity.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 9 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      +grfrjiglstan No. If the rule holds then quizzaciously becoming more popular won't have any net effect.

    • @AquariusRisen
      @AquariusRisen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That's funny; my Web search didn't come up with anything.

    • @Zerepzerreitug
      @Zerepzerreitug 9 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      remember to search for it with quotation marks. With them, it's only 110 results so far.

    • @artyknotswastaken
      @artyknotswastaken 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Arturo Gutierrez Ah, 327

    • @mariahmerry
      @mariahmerry 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +grfrjiglstan Btw, the word in in Wikipedia now as well lol

  • @miguelisaurusbruh1158
    @miguelisaurusbruh1158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2838

    "I cannot remember the books i've read anymore than the meals i have eaten, even so, they have made me" That gave me chills, one of the best things i've ever heard

    • @lordneojacks
      @lordneojacks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I know. I do complaint as I spend a lot of time reading and watching educative videos but can't seem to remember all details of them.
      EDIT: Interestingly enough... I do remember this part of this video..

    • @klb9672
      @klb9672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@lordneojacks yeah it irritates me too when I think about it.

    • @DuffManWool
      @DuffManWool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      To me too, great quote. Sadly We will forget about it soon

    • @enjybadran7876
      @enjybadran7876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SoloLevellor I'm a darktuber & you can't catch me nananananana you are banana

    • @FloraMHorta
      @FloraMHorta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same here, it brought tears to my eyes for some reason.

  • @GothicOctopus
    @GothicOctopus ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Fun fact: I remembered the top most used words and often tried to quote them in order but for YEARS I could not label this video. It made me so happy to stumble upon it again

    • @ibperson7765
      @ibperson7765 ปีที่แล้ว

      That IS a fun fact

    • @wthisthishandlething
      @wthisthishandlething ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ibperson7765 indeed - who dosent like a good ending

    • @ibperson7765
      @ibperson7765 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wthisthishandlething Word

  • @vidulab3977
    @vidulab3977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2767

    5:06 The way one of my teachers explained the 80 20 thing: 80% of the noise in a classroom is caused by 20% of the students.

    • @ChangedNames
      @ChangedNames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      •brain explodes•

    • @weichenplays
      @weichenplays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The

    • @gressorialNanites
      @gressorialNanites 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      If that is true, s/he needs to speak up. The students in the back need to hear hir too.

    • @bursteh1135
      @bursteh1135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maybe she has ears, And if she actually has ears, we're doomed.

    • @zaxxro2547
      @zaxxro2547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can you speak up? I can't hear from back here

  • @finnberuldsen4798
    @finnberuldsen4798 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6555

    Finding a Vsauce video in your subscriptions feels like finding $20 on the street.

    • @manueldom123
      @manueldom123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      +Finn Beruldsen Well said! I need more $20 dollar bills.

    • @samherport7586
      @samherport7586 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      it really does mate

    • @veazix
      @veazix 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Finn Beruldsen Both get the reaction: "Ummmm... YES."

    • @oducks5820
      @oducks5820 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Its $20 worth of knowledge.

    • @joseph_lacy
      @joseph_lacy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So true

  • @evanmclellan9014
    @evanmclellan9014 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3168

    80% of my attention is on 20% of the screen

    • @boozer01
      @boozer01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Ronald McDonald
      Nigga I'm gonna kick the McShit™ outta you

    • @bliss7470
      @bliss7470 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Your profile picture is very appropriate for your comment.

    • @mangetsuderdeutschgamer6580
      @mangetsuderdeutschgamer6580 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Nigga you too woke for me

    • @Whyolent
      @Whyolent 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      tbh that is probably correct

    • @w00fsicle36
      @w00fsicle36 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1000 likes in just three months... I'm impressed.

  • @SAT_GRE_GMAT
    @SAT_GRE_GMAT 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Hey, Michael, Jahongir here. I am from Uzbekistan. I watch your videos almost every day. At first, when I started watching your videos, my aim was to just learn English language from native speaker in a natural way. But then my perspective towards you totally changed. When I was a child I was thirsty to learn something new. I had always looked for a new interesting facts. One day I found something that can satisfy my thirsty, curosity to understand the world and discover the all mysteries for myself.
    It was your your channel.
    Thank you for all things you have been giving. I always stay curious.

    • @sam_will_rise_one_day
      @sam_will_rise_one_day 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      This is a great story! Stay curious bro ❤

    • @niina9777
      @niina9777 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That's awesome 🙂

  • @Vsauce
    @Vsauce  9 ปีที่แล้ว +6571

    And just like that there are already TWO Google results for "quizzaciously." Now, within the Google-search-result corpus, quizzaciously is technically a "dis legomenon." Next stop? "tris legomenon," then "tetrakis legomenon," and beyond!!!

    • @FlamJongUn
      @FlamJongUn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      pentakis, exakis etc!

    • @MadeinHell2
      @MadeinHell2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +Vsauce Such a thing happens to google whacks all the time. It is a sad thing to see go.

    • @maxkoller6315
      @maxkoller6315 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hahaha I love you mate :)

    • @ArceusDX
      @ArceusDX 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      +Vsauce I just checked the Oxford English Dictionary site, Quizzaciously has disappeared.

    • @thethanmanland2
      @thethanmanland2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +TheOneTemor omg illuminati confrimed

  • @AnActualYeti
    @AnActualYeti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3754

    This explains why whenever you learn a new word you all of a sudden start hearing it everywhere for like weeks after

    • @yamanbusmaje
      @yamanbusmaje 3 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      actually true, happend to me recently ... i felt like im living in a simulation, like where the hell that word was 20 ago and why I'm seeing it and hearing it everywhere

    • @summerwoodsmusic
      @summerwoodsmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      @@yamanbusmaje That’s the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon….I’d love to see that get its own VSauce video!

    • @profile1157
      @profile1157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bro soo true

    • @KanarisTM
      @KanarisTM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yep.

    • @GenericProtagonist118
      @GenericProtagonist118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sus.

  • @FISH-tp5vo
    @FISH-tp5vo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5273

    The fact that this man is able to make any topic entertaining is just incredible to me

    • @enjybadran7876
      @enjybadran7876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      There's Ashwiyat
      Ashwaiyat Also Make Any Topic Entertaining

    • @justice999
      @justice999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@enjybadran7876 link?

    • @saadsalman1650
      @saadsalman1650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Exactly. Yet it has 6K dislikes. I am not trying to be a fanboy but I just really do not see a reason why someone would hate his videos enough to click the dislike button. WHY??

    • @tmpqtyutmpqty4733
      @tmpqtyutmpqty4733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@saadsalman1650 Because he is annoying. talk normally, we aren't kids

    • @doublevision2943
      @doublevision2943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Articulation, voice volume and sound, intermittent pause durations between words and sentences, intentional use of unexpected words (as seen in the video there are loads of them) and intentional use of linguistic means (such as metaphors or comparisons or word repetitions within a sentence, parallelism, etc.) or gestures and actually looking at the listener are ALL THINGS we learn at school when the topic is "how to do a presentation": Something like VSauce's videos are the perfect example, yet 80% of people (probably more tbh) just stand there with the same monotonous voice reading whatever they have written down while presenting whatever there is to present and the most frequent words used usually become "eh, uhm, (so) yeah, like". It's boring af, even if the topic is fairly interesting. Idc if the content isn't spot on but at least look at the listeners, lower or higher the tone of your voice and maybe add some gestures. You don't even need to go to school to realize that this kind of behaviour in conversation is way more appealing than being as predictable and straight-up as possible.
      It's all about the general problem of how most people lack creativity and just copy whatever is most popular, whether it be ways of thinking, behaviour or speech. It makes sense though because that's how you're most likely to be accepted.

  • @junbird
    @junbird 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Shout out to my professor, who showed us the beginning of this video during class for introducing the topic at hand. Would have never expected of watching Vsauce during a university lecture.

  • @Reivax2007
    @Reivax2007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7579

    The most used words are now: hey, vsauce, Michael, here.

    • @person7038
      @person7038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      The most words you said in that sentence are “ , “

    • @neeevirus
      @neeevirus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      @@person7038 that is not a word. A word is made up of letters. That is a special character. You can't even say it since it doesn't have a pronunciation.
      That said the most words I said in this reply was "is", not ".".

    • @maddog3006
      @maddog3006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ikr

    • @person7038
      @person7038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@neeevirus Ik I was kidding

    • @neeevirus
      @neeevirus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@person7038 I had a slight feeling you were kidding, but I still went and replied like that
      sorry for not getting the joke

  • @quentinbell5617
    @quentinbell5617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2017

    Quizzaciously
    “Quizzaciously” is an English word that means “in a mocking manner.” The word was once one of the rarest in the world (which is known as a hapax legomenon- when a word only appears once in a body of text…or in this case, a Google search) until a notable TH-camr, Vsauce mentioned it in one of his videos.

    • @punchjudy
      @punchjudy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Which begs the question, did Quiznos go out of business?

    • @chaoticsilver8442
      @chaoticsilver8442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not according to the screens at 17:35 "Given to a quizzing., of a quizzing character., one who is quizzed." (The Oxforda Dictionary) and at 17:57 "bantering., quiz., to question., interrogate." (Elder Speak)
      Somehow... Michael fudged up.

    • @Mini-ir9sn
      @Mini-ir9sn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The second the was the 16th word of what you said

    • @hd_2507
      @hd_2507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      666 likes😳

    • @Ommelanden
      @Ommelanden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Michael should start a charity for abandoned words who sadly never get used

  • @petrosstefanidis6396
    @petrosstefanidis6396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    That was quite a quote at the end.
    "I cannot remember the books I've read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made me.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson

    • @RobinMichael64
      @RobinMichael64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yep, that's a quote I can fancy will be one of the 20% of quotes I've heard that I will actually remember.

    • @rjhikups78
      @rjhikups78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Deep thoughts

    • @SWISS-1337
      @SWISS-1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It's strange, because you can't remember a book word for word, however, as you reread it, you remember almost every part of it.

    • @lumiel777
      @lumiel777 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read Horus Heresy.
      You hyave been warned.

    • @dawoomaheshwari9333
      @dawoomaheshwari9333 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes a very very very good guote!

  • @gabrieljuanwood9947
    @gabrieljuanwood9947 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    there ain't no way "cheltenham" is used more frequently in english than "shelf"

  • @iwllkllyoo1
    @iwllkllyoo1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5263

    so, theoretically, 80% of views on TH-cam are on 20% of the videos?

    • @RetroLPGames
      @RetroLPGames 9 ปีที่แล้ว +795

      +Thadeus Crimson And - theoretically - 80% of views on TH-cam are made by 20% of the users.
      I wonder if there actually is official data about it, shouldn't be to hard for Google to get it...

    • @peterseagrave4051
      @peterseagrave4051 9 ปีที่แล้ว +624

      80% of the videos are created by 20% of users. Well, in theory.

    • @markwelschmeyer2426
      @markwelschmeyer2426 9 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      +Thadeus Crimson and like 8% on Gandom Style

    • @markwelschmeyer2426
      @markwelschmeyer2426 9 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      +Thadeus Crimson this could also mean that the "top" you tube commenter comments twice as next as the 2nd.

    • @kaskade333
      @kaskade333 9 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I read somewhere that 99% of the views are on 30% of the videos

  • @foxyninjaa
    @foxyninjaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1269

    My mum always used to say, "Education is what you remember after you've forgotten what you've been taught"

    • @joshuaarnold1895
      @joshuaarnold1895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      You mean that “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”?

    • @foxyninjaa
      @foxyninjaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@joshuaarnold1895 XD precisely

    • @Qaptyl
      @Qaptyl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@joshuaarnold1895 dont forget to wear goggles and have no exposed skin
      mixing water with crayons is dangerous

    • @joshuaarnold1895
      @joshuaarnold1895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Qaptyl what? XD
      Is this what you learned in school??

    • @Qaptyl
      @Qaptyl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@joshuaarnold1895 well they always put warning in the beginning of the school year but never even use anything toxic

  • @TheCarolgibbons
    @TheCarolgibbons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1934

    I've always said I wear 20 percent of my clothes 80 percent of the time.

    • @nathanbullaft
      @nathanbullaft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Clever one 😂

    • @mariomaxy1140
      @mariomaxy1140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Taking that into account, you’re saying you have 20 pieces of clothing... Wow, loser!

    • @joelackers5104
      @joelackers5104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Mario Maxy he could have 5 pieces of clothing

    • @edme8865
      @edme8865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
      5 outfits and 5 days, that would mean wearing the same outfit for 4 days straight.
      bump it up one level.
      30 outfits for 30 days. Starting to reach on the number of outfits, but continuing on. That means wearing 6 outfits for 24 of those 30 days. This seems it could be achieved by cycling through those 6 outfits four times during the month, or once a week with wearing one of the non-six outfits on the 7th day and washing those six outfits. This would make 12 of those 30 outfits actually used, however...
      bump it up one level.
      365 outfits for 365 days. A far stretch on the number of outfits. That would mean wearing 73 outfits for 292 of those 365 days. This still seems plausible until considering the number of outfits. So...
      Try time to try the magic interentz search box. One survey list average articles of clothing as 103, another as 142, and another recommends 10 outfits. Try 142. Divide into shoes, bottoms, tops, underwear and that is 35.5 sets. Now times 20% is 7.1 outfits. There is the argument of how the shoes, bottoms, tops, underwear give multiple permutations of outfits, and this is correct. Yet by following that argument out goes into automatically disproving the 20-80 claim because of not filling the 20% of clothing by either not using that 20%(going commando?) or using more than 20%(outfit matching requirements-pajamas do not mix with button up work shirt). So, the 10 outfits is the most. Revising the above...
      10 outfits for 5 days--little problem with "25 hours in a day" concept. Otherwise seems great.
      10 outfits for 30 days--each outfit would have to be worn for 3 days, straight. Not to be confused with the breakdown of 30 outfits for 30 days.
      10 outfits for 365 days--each outfit would have to be worn for over a month. Not too certain if even homeless people do this.

    • @inanjarif1388
      @inanjarif1388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@edme8865 There is the alternative option of,you know, *_cleaning the outfits_*

  • @meoutpeace
    @meoutpeace 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    About 80% of my brain exploded with 20% of information on this video.

  • @4TheRecord
    @4TheRecord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1549

    I had a Scottish manager and his most used word began with an f.

    • @7Dimensi0ns
      @7Dimensi0ns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Hahaha brightened up my day =P

    • @maxwellli7057
      @maxwellli7057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @Pedro Dumper wow big funi

    • @maxwellli7057
      @maxwellli7057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Adithya Nair always have this dude too

    • @mimiminecraft5362
      @mimiminecraft5362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Pedro Dumper wtf

    • @-Dovahkiin
      @-Dovahkiin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Pedro Dumper idk if you're illiterate but it says f, not n

  • @davidaire6769
    @davidaire6769 6 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    0:27 when you return home wasted and attempt to explain yourself

    • @lakshitdagar
      @lakshitdagar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      This deserves more likes

    • @TheEclecticity
      @TheEclecticity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Skilful use of 'wasted'. Entirely predictable however. As is my comment that reaching 'they' was almost such a rare word (and end point) it almost starts to make sense. Like 'they'.... oh...who's they?

    • @giosaur5307
      @giosaur5307 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      David Aire b

    • @rqyhae3340
      @rqyhae3340 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @stuffyx3478
      @stuffyx3478 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Eclecticity ok

  • @twodogstar2565
    @twodogstar2565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3014

    It's extremely hilarious to read the list of 100 most used words in order and try to sound like you're actually trying to explain something to someone

    • @earlbilbrey8058
      @earlbilbrey8058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      But it is kinda eerie to think about it as a comprehensible statement of some sort. Kind of thinking of it as an unarguable statement that we are all collectively making. 🤔

    • @macizogalaico
      @macizogalaico ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@earlbilbrey8058 every couple of days someone, somewhere, invents dadaist poetry again

    • @frogg_tv4774
      @frogg_tv4774 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      it does sound like when i try to explain things to someone-

    • @SteeZy644
      @SteeZy644 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

    • @Zip.Izayus.Priyancara_FPE
      @Zip.Izayus.Priyancara_FPE ปีที่แล้ว

      TOATAIIITIFYWWOAHBBT

  • @Leathermans
    @Leathermans หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    2:43, it's only chaotic when you look at it closely, from afar it is aligned and tighty.

  • @mathiaspampus813
    @mathiaspampus813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1175

    [WARNING: "read more" will extend this to 871 lines]
    Hi everyone, I know it's a little late, but I just watched it and actually wondered if this video itself would show signs of zipf-iness.
    So I took the transcript and processed it a little. Some info upfront:
    I sliced things like "power-law" and "day-to-day basis" into completely separate words
    I kept the distinction between singular an plural of the same word, as well as all the conjugations
    I stripped words of possessive suffixes (languages' to languages; word's to word)
    I extended abbreviated forms of "is", "have" etc. to full length (I've to I have; can't to can not; etc.)
    I kept digits as digits, numbers as well, I did, however, separate "ten", "hundred", "thousand" etc. if they were terminating a number (30 thousand; 181 million)
    So here are the results, draw your own conclusions:
    Word count total : 2,885 (2,308 = 80%)
    Word count unique: 853 (171 = 20%)
    Hapax legomena: 514
    First 20% of most common words are used 1998 times total
    which is 71% of the total word count.
    Words used only once make 64% of the unique word count
    and 18% of the total word count.
    -----------------------------------------------------------
    the: 164
    of: 103
    a: 84
    is: 73
    and: 72
    in: 53
    to: 51
    that: 47
    it: 46
    words: 31
    percent: 30
    are: 29
    word: 27
    as: 27
    for: 25
    used: 22
    we: 21
    but: 21
    be: 20
    Zipf: 20
    about: 19
    or: 19
    more: 18
    not: 18
    one: 17
    I: 17
    this: 16
    have: 16
    will: 16
    often: 16
    on: 16
    you: 16
    most: 15
    so: 14
    language: 14
    law: 13
    just: 13
    even: 12
    what: 12
    20: 12
    get: 12
    if: 12
    by: 12
    there: 12
    all: 11
    letter: 11
    way: 11
    up: 11
    can: 10
    out: 10
    at: 10
    when: 10
    has: 10
    world: 10
    was: 9
    0: 8
    how: 8
    them: 8
    they: 8
    80: 8
    principle: 8
    said: 8
    many: 8
    according: 8
    things: 8
    some: 8
    does: 8
    appear: 7
    from: 7
    number: 7
    than: 7
    which: 7
    only: 7
    point: 7
    much: 7
    these: 7
    English: 7
    like: 7
    every: 6
    26: 6
    Pareto: 6
    times: 6
    corpus: 6
    been: 6
    few: 6
    once: 6
    languages: 5
    here: 5
    something: 5
    after: 5
    eighty: 5
    least: 5
    half: 5
    frequency: 5
    likely: 5
    typing: 5
    result: 5
    randomly: 5
    also: 5
    spacebar: 5
    (TH-cam won't actually let me post the whole thing XD so here's the 100 most common words)

    • @netkid5460
      @netkid5460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      this is actually amazing

    • @Vannila17
      @Vannila17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Thank you for taking the time to do this! I was wondering myself!!

    • @yuzdude5220
      @yuzdude5220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Thanks for the work!
      I too was curious about the video’s zipf-iness

    • @nicolae3657
      @nicolae3657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wow, lets get this comment in the top, bdw god job

    • @mathiaspampus813
      @mathiaspampus813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Chode Blowsonn He says some words a whole lot more often than you'd usually do, but that's also part of Michael's style, I guess.
      I believe it's the total word count that causes this deviation from the perfect ratio. I mean the curve is there, a lot like the one in the video, it just doesn't quite match because, I think, there's not enough words to get a good average.

  • @spastek5351
    @spastek5351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1919

    Is there a book that is un-zipfy on purpose, do people feel strange reading it?

    • @willd2609
      @willd2609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      This is a freakin cool idea. I wonder if it’s impossible?

    • @thebig0tt072
      @thebig0tt072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +413

      Will Dayble it isn’t impossible, But it’d look something like this: “Spaghetti tables... hats!...”

    • @ise1441
      @ise1441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      @@thebig0tt072 there is a reason that articles, helping verbs, and pronouns, as these are some of the most important words we use to convey thoughts. It makes a little bit of sense that Zipf works the way it works for language.

    • @papiokok
      @papiokok 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      i dont think its possible... We are not zipfiying our writing style deliberately, its natural, so it would be impossible to construct a book(you could though, a sentence or a chapter) in an un-zipfy way. The book, the sentences just wouldnt mean anything they would have to be formed using english tense, and would zipf-fy it.

    • @SalamiSlice
      @SalamiSlice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Gadsby by Ernest Vincent Wright. Doesn't use the letter 'E' which is the most commonly used letter.
      No 'the' without 'thee'

  • @carval2001
    @carval2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1766

    Poet: "The of and to a in is I that it for you was with on as have but be they"
    English teachers: SO INSPIRATIONAL

    • @explodamite
      @explodamite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      it really is, right??

    • @Solteratube
      @Solteratube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Works for me.

    • @yousufansari4962
      @yousufansari4962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Hubert Farnsworth lmaooooooooooo

    • @carval2001
      @carval2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Hubert Farnsworth its a joke lol

    • @tommytwotacos8106
      @tommytwotacos8106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

  • @happyvirus6590
    @happyvirus6590 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    5:50 the thumb is (usually) 20% of a hand

  • @damonjackson5857
    @damonjackson5857 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2811

    I want vsauce videos back

    • @tgilliesuit3269
      @tgilliesuit3269 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      same

    • @carlaceciliaxx
      @carlaceciliaxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I mean if you have TH-cam red, they're a thing

    • @Knjaz_Zlogrd
      @Knjaz_Zlogrd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@carlaceciliaxx Unless TH-cam red is not available in your country... :/

    • @carlaceciliaxx
      @carlaceciliaxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Knjaz_Zlogrd now that's actually really sad damn my condolences

    • @carlaceciliaxx
      @carlaceciliaxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Derpnershly yeah I mentioned that too lol

  • @bryantadam7960
    @bryantadam7960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    Agent Smith: Michael is the one. Eliminate him now.
    Michael: Or am I?

    • @joshnajothi4100
      @joshnajothi4100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We

    • @boppe2235
      @boppe2235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Am I the one?
      ... dot com is a website that allows you to find out if you are the one or not. Just another DONG, something you can do online now guys"

    • @canuckeraust
      @canuckeraust 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oracle: maybe

  • @ramsessevenone416
    @ramsessevenone416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    British National Corpus most used words:
    #5555: Sauce
    #5556: CHELTENHAM
    #5557: Shelf

    • @RabbiHerschel
      @RabbiHerschel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Cheltenham is the name of a town. I imagine that one or two books which use the word quite frequently would skew the numbers.

    • @jonnymo3057
      @jonnymo3057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      What the fuck is Cheltenham and why the fuck is it used more than shelf

    • @ahall9839
      @ahall9839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      #8243: Wrapper
      #8244: SCORNSFLAGL
      #8245: Doorknob

    • @TomWGuitar
      @TomWGuitar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      As a person from Cheltenham, I can confirm that we've been at war with shelf for years over this. Glad to be coming out on top.

    • @yinyang1217
      @yinyang1217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      shelf

  • @UndreamtJoker7
    @UndreamtJoker7 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    @9:43 Wow -- just amazing. I learned something new and amazing today from Michael "Two letter words appear when, after beginning a word, any character but the space bar is hit"
    Groundbreaking

  • @5udimax
    @5udimax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    20:06 "I cannot remember the Vsauce videos I have watched any more than the meals I have eaten. Even so, they have made me."

    • @N0URii
      @N0URii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yes

  • @Icewind007
    @Icewind007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1324

    When a nuke lands, 80% of the damage is in 20% of its blast radius.

    • @egg9709
      @egg9709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      80% of the comments are from 20% of the video's existence

    • @david203
      @david203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      A nuclear weapon doesn't land. Waiting until it lands to explode would result in less damage.

    • @kahlzun
      @kahlzun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@david203 but a lot more penetration or fallout. Depends on whether you are seeking blast radius or denial of area..

    • @boostplease7450
      @boostplease7450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dont nuclear weapons go off in the sky?

    • @seemelater5056
      @seemelater5056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      is that's why 80% of anime is 20% hentai?

  • @honeyblaze6177
    @honeyblaze6177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1961

    Top 51 words from this video:
    "the" - 164 times
    "of" - 103 times
    "a" - 84 times
    "and" - 73 times
    "in" - 53 times
    "is" - 51 times
    "to" - 50 times
    "that" - 47 times
    "it" - 46 times
    "words" - 31 times
    "are" - 28 times
    "as" - 28 times
    "word" - 26 times
    "for" - 25 times
    "used" - 22 times
    "but" - 21 times
    "be" - 20 times
    "zipf" - 20 times
    "or" - 19 times
    "we" - 19 times
    "about" - 19 times
    "more" - 18 times
    "I" - 17 times
    "one" - 17 times
    "often" - 16 times
    "you" - 16 times
    "on" - 16 times
    "this" - 16 times
    "percent" - 15 times
    "most" - 15 times
    "language" - 14 times
    "so" - 14 times
    "will" - 14 times
    "just" - 13 times
    "get" - 12 times
    "law" - 12 times
    "what" - 12 times
    "by" - 12 times
    "even" - 12 times
    "there" - 12 times
    "if" - 12 times
    "way" - 11 times
    "have" - 11 times
    "all" - 11 times
    "up" - 11 times
    "world" - 10 times
    "has" - 10 times
    "letter" - 10 times
    "when" - 10 times
    "at" - 10 times
    "out" - 10 times

    • @moar.mp4268
      @moar.mp4268 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Honeyblaze cool

    • @cCFXskd3dE8BKTE4ZLhVDmyJKSFIxH
      @cCFXskd3dE8BKTE4ZLhVDmyJKSFIxH 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Did you read all the words of this video and do this?

    • @dubkill1160
      @dubkill1160 6 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      If you really took the time to watch this video and make this list i salute you. RESPECT +++

    • @honeyblaze6177
      @honeyblaze6177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +371

      Not quite, I took the subtitle file and used a website to count all the words. Still wasted more time than I probably should have, lol

    • @dubkill1160
      @dubkill1160 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Well still impressive :D

  • @generalkenobi1332
    @generalkenobi1332 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    80% of my grades are 20%

  • @ladyalicent705
    @ladyalicent705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5692

    In a classroom 80% of the talking is done by 20% of the kids.

    • @obamabinladen4109
      @obamabinladen4109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Lord Davrox more like 3% of the kids

    • @LilCheesyBean
      @LilCheesyBean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Obama bin Laden, that’s just the one kid that every teacher hates

    • @mmabagain
      @mmabagain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      In a classroom 80% of the homework is done by 20% of the kids too.

    • @GORNK
      @GORNK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      or are 80% of the kids done by 20% of the talking?

    • @charlesballiet7074
      @charlesballiet7074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yea well most chimps are taught to regurgitate information. Thinking for yourself requires that rare spark of intelligence

  • @no-lk9gb
    @no-lk9gb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    Vsauce: "Take a bunch of paper clips and grab any two at random."
    "But what is random?"

    • @rogersherman9077
      @rogersherman9077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That process of choosing is not random, it is arbitrary.

    • @brainbirdtm
      @brainbirdtm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ... And how much does it weigh?

    • @dat2ra
      @dat2ra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What is "vsauce"?

    • @Glisten456
      @Glisten456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Or:
      “Hey, VSauce, Michael here, and I just said a sentence.
      But what is the meaning of existence?”

    • @littletimelord2755
      @littletimelord2755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “Hey Vsause, Michal here. But what is a sauce, and how much does it weigh? Also, why am I Michel? And how am I… here (music kicks in)”

  • @rohitsinha3600
    @rohitsinha3600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1546

    I love how he says the most used words in English as if it's a sentence of a good ol' English poem.

    • @RudyHHOfficial
      @RudyHHOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i am not sayin' most script'd

    • @UnclePengy
      @UnclePengy ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Verily, t'was iambic pentameter!

    • @Qaptyl
      @Qaptyl ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ye olde english poem

  • @Даймон-ф8щ
    @Даймон-ф8щ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I can watch these videos every month, and still find them interesting. Just love the way Michael explains all this stuff

    • @Dalton906J
      @Dalton906J 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Honestly, same

  • @zenkarious6540
    @zenkarious6540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    "I cannot remember the books I've read any more than the meals I've eaten. Even so, they have made me."
    I love this quote. You always give me something fun to think about and we can see that you've put a lot of effort into these videos! I appreciate the amount of work you put in instead of just littering us with quick effortless videos.
    Thank you Michael!

    • @mynameisnotjeff4184
      @mynameisnotjeff4184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "And as always, thanks for watching"

    • @gaswe9236
      @gaswe9236 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      when he said that quote i legitimately cried

  • @msc5070
    @msc5070 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1006

    I have a really difficult time remembering the rate at which we forget

    • @matmirza5376
      @matmirza5376 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'll quote that

    • @abandonedaccount7799
      @abandonedaccount7799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hold on there a second

    • @timrockman7
      @timrockman7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I was going to reply to your comment, but forgot what I was thinking.

    • @Joe-cz1tt
      @Joe-cz1tt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Once I told the philosophy teacher that I forgot my homework at home(which I did). He said that the human forgets due to the lack of intrest and.... 10mins talking the he says that next year we will take a lesson about that. Why on earth do people even need philosophy what in the world it's just some chitchat

    • @ChangedNames
      @ChangedNames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ahmad Kashmar
      I wish if i have philosophy in my school

  • @qwertylyn8382
    @qwertylyn8382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2380

    Damn, that's alot to take in late at night before bed

    • @bxvtriz
      @bxvtriz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Qwerty Lyn i literally share the exact same struggle right now

    • @tacokitten
      @tacokitten 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      lol I am literally typing this at 11:00 at night at night and I feel the same way

    • @MrMista-zk6rz
      @MrMista-zk6rz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Qwerty Lyn i feel u now

    • @akirasousuke7660
      @akirasousuke7660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dude... 3:14 AM here.

    • @uwumarii
      @uwumarii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      12:07 here and in tired af. Why are we doing this to ourselves

  • @boredboardgamerkramer
    @boredboardgamerkramer 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This video single-handedly made "quizzaciously" the third most popular word in the English language

  • @denisdrc5836
    @denisdrc5836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3506

    Once you've read the dictionary, every other book is just a remix

    • @isleofbirb
      @isleofbirb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      Denis DRC once you’ve seen the alphabet, every other word is just a remix

    • @whiteslate
      @whiteslate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      Isle of Birbs once you’ve seen a straight line, every written letter is just a remix

    • @curiousman4452
      @curiousman4452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      @@whiteslate once you’ve seen a periodic table, the whole world is just a remix

    • @RASHY616
      @RASHY616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Denis DRC woaahhh

    • @x_Fr0stee_x
      @x_Fr0stee_x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@curiousman4452 once you've seen matter and energy, the whole observable universe is just a remix.

  • @recrucity
    @recrucity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1948

    The most used word people use while watching VSauce:
    “What?”

    • @geometryjosh21
      @geometryjosh21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      The most used phrase in vsauce videos is: or is it... OR IS IT . . .

    • @lewwylemons
      @lewwylemons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@geometryjosh21 vacuse? (edit: congrats you fixed it) (edit again: actually you didn't its vsauce not vsause)

    • @embee5375
      @embee5375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Haha I just added this video to my playlist called "What?"

    • @BronsonSelf
      @BronsonSelf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And that's crazy

    • @rainbowlemew
      @rainbowlemew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The word least used while watching Vsauce: FBI, open up.

  • @awaken6760
    @awaken6760 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1655

    20% of this video left me 80% confused.

    • @ToddFarenbourgh
      @ToddFarenbourgh 9 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      80% of this video contained 20% of the Information :-D

    • @mozillafoxer8489
      @mozillafoxer8489 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Simon Tiersch *cough* the *cough* other *cough* way *cough* around *cough*

    • @ThePlumAbides
      @ThePlumAbides 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      20% of this comment contains 80% of my reply

    • @CorieandMosesVideos
      @CorieandMosesVideos 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Simon Tiersch Lol! Or is it that 80% of the information was given in 20% of the video? .> 0.0

    • @Gabu_
      @Gabu_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Kevin Simmons uhhhhh... pls, help. I'm stuck inside my mind now, and I can't find the way out.

  • @charleslentz1962
    @charleslentz1962 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8 years and Quizzaciously has gone from appearing in 1 google search result to 401,000. Neat.

  • @hellfun1337
    @hellfun1337 9 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    The use of "quizzaciously" just rose by at least a billion percent.

    • @hellfun1337
      @hellfun1337 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was close

    • @julianwright7207
      @julianwright7207 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      6 million is not close to 1000000000

    • @EternalxWar
      @EternalxWar 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Julian Wright lt is when you think relatively, considering 1000000000 is far closer to 6000000 than it is to even twice itself.

    • @griffin4cats
      @griffin4cats 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Worst Girl Google says it rose by 108,000% now.

    • @mustafakamal8608
      @mustafakamal8608 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Worst Girl all the site came from 4 days ago

  • @Lucy-fn9rj
    @Lucy-fn9rj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2794

    rewatching old vsauce videos is super cool. when i first watched this 6 years ago, my mind was blown. today, i’ve learned so much more about statistics and math that everything he says makes intuitive sense to me, no explanation needed. it’s just awesome to have a marker of how far i’ve come, from high school to now getting a master’s in statistics

    • @RapidVidsProductions
      @RapidVidsProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      hello yes i am also a random person on youtube in the comments section and i must say that ivebeen to the moon 4 times and mars twice. i have a master's in space stuff. i walked with Buzz Aspirin

    • @Lucy-fn9rj
      @Lucy-fn9rj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      @@RapidVidsProductions i’m very flattered that you think starting a masters in statistics is comparable to space travel

    • @pointkablan198
      @pointkablan198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Lucy-fn9rj noice 🤣🤣

    • @pointkablan198
      @pointkablan198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@RapidVidsProductions not all people have your problem mate

    • @westongrant1702
      @westongrant1702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I feel the same way, personally having gone from being in middle school to being a linguistics student in university

  • @coolerman_13
    @coolerman_13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1345

    "by focusing on 20% of what's wrong, you can expect to solve 80% of the problems" mind blown

    • @Aranwaar
      @Aranwaar ปีที่แล้ว +98

      I focused on 40% now i solved 160% of my problems

    • @tomomalley50
      @tomomalley50 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@AranwaarNoob, I’m doing 100% for 400%

    • @tomomalley50
      @tomomalley50 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@phil_bean shut up

    • @venga3
      @venga3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But being able to identify what that priority 20% should be is the real key.

    • @mouminysn
      @mouminysn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      It's not ANY 20% but a specific 20%.

  • @slide0549
    @slide0549 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This one video made the results for quizzaciously go from one to ~4,420 in 7 years.

  • @crudboy12
    @crudboy12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    I love how Michal singlehandedly revived "Quizatiously"

    • @adonis22_75
      @adonis22_75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'm three months in the future of this comment...and now there's a website, subriddet, wiki page, and a Utube music video...

    • @elijahzufalligeanordnung1843
      @elijahzufalligeanordnung1843 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alexander Supertramp r/woooooooosh

    • @emiliadg3939
      @emiliadg3939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@elijahzufalligeanordnung1843 lolol riddet are www.reddit.com/r/wooooooos u just got wooshed!!!

    • @cuz9892
      @cuz9892 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      umm... please spell the word correctly you goober

  • @brian4waste
    @brian4waste 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2418

    Sauce is the 5,555th most used word, and is a five letter word. V is 5 in Roman numerals. WHAT

    • @hensolo8825
      @hensolo8825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      So V5,555, or 55,555, is 5 numbers long. Coincidence?

    • @brian4waste
      @brian4waste 6 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      ....or is it?

    • @th3br0wncray0n2
      @th3br0wncray0n2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      What is real?

    • @hulyan8944
      @hulyan8944 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      *v s a u c e mindfuck m u s i c*

    • @bellasizemore2433
      @bellasizemore2433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This has me shook..

  • @Luisp0t
    @Luisp0t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2311

    Where’s the ad?

    • @moonlight_trains1
      @moonlight_trains1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Hello verified profile

    • @thebigfatsmp3689
      @thebigfatsmp3689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The 5000 second one or another one 😂😂

    • @TearDaTaco
      @TearDaTaco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I got a goddamn 1:45 skipable ad

    • @SkibidiRizzCOOL
      @SkibidiRizzCOOL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      same tho

    • @bimon5687
      @bimon5687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maybe they'll fixed the ad?

  • @JosephRussellStapleton
    @JosephRussellStapleton 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Michael: "A word that is used only once in a given selection of words...
    Me: *HaPaX LeGoMeNoN!!!!!*
    Michael: "... is called a hapax legomenon."
    Me: So _this_ is the video I learned that from!

  • @Xheooon
    @Xheooon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    I’m still finding Vsauce videos I haven’t yet watched, videos uploaded years ago.

    • @hairyputter5363
      @hairyputter5363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You haven't used the most used word in your comment.
      You are God

    • @Propulus
      @Propulus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm just watching all of them again over and over...

    • @skirdus367
      @skirdus367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm finding Vsauce videos I thought I hadn't watched, but I was proven wrong via indication of a like.

    • @turquoise7817
      @turquoise7817 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skirdus367 i guess this was one of the things you forgot, even though it had a strong enough effect on you to like it

    • @FlexBeanbag
      @FlexBeanbag 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/Bmc9NFfhx74/w-d-xo.html

  • @faereman
    @faereman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1058

    "80% of the subscribers are watching the videos, but only 20% of the watchers are actually subscribed."
    Source : 20% of the youtubers I watch who say it on 80% of their videos.

  • @sawyergipson8548
    @sawyergipson8548 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1152

    Let's break the system and all say "sauce" about 1 million times a day.

    • @o.m.p.h.4483
      @o.m.p.h.4483 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Colonel Sawyer sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce ecuas sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce nuts sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce

    • @Scott-on2er
      @Scott-on2er 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      sauce

    • @alexchap7744
      @alexchap7744 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Colonel Sawyer wouldn’t sauce just get higher on the list an take some other words place

    • @TheLuckyTitan
      @TheLuckyTitan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Thats the point alex

    • @TheFapFactory
      @TheFapFactory 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sauce

  • @giulioiannelli9556
    @giulioiannelli9556 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You should have counted the words used in the video

  • @arjaycook7612
    @arjaycook7612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1120

    What really messed me up is the realization that 80% of your memories come from 20% of your life.

    • @Zilicon
      @Zilicon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      20% of your memories come from 80% of your life

    • @Ndulin
      @Ndulin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      That is exactly the same thing
      if 20% of memories come from 80% of life, there are still
      80% of memories left from the 20% of life remaining

    • @rulerworld1289
      @rulerworld1289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stole my comment😡

    • @arjaycook7612
      @arjaycook7612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@rulerworld1289 Sorry, didn't see it.

    • @sprtrnds7880
      @sprtrnds7880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Ndulin I'm pretty sure that's what he meant

  • @natjp0rter630
    @natjp0rter630 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1308

    This looks like looks a programmer made the universe and didn't bother to make different patterns

    • @bignasty8816
      @bignasty8816 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      AKA God

    • @sciblastofficial9833
      @sciblastofficial9833 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      kel norris
      Sometimes even great people get lazy...

    • @varaknus9103
      @varaknus9103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nah..It's the path of least resistance in our verbiage...Perhaps it's like how it's meant to be...Except that what it IS IS defined by what's not IT is i.e the unique, the strange -even if they occur but once, are special to the whole

    • @Clinias
      @Clinias 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It is the Natural Law Macrocosm/Microcosm, "Things repeat throughout the spheres". www.academia.edu/1619468/Macrocosm_Microcosm

    • @TheEmolano
      @TheEmolano 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Fibonacci sequence"

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1287

    I want to see a chart of the words in the script of this video.

    • @Sammakko7
      @Sammakko7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Micah Philson dumbass

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      Howso? What at all did I say to make that statement dumb? He showed many charts of word usage in this episode, and I'd like to see what the chart looks like for this episode.

    • @pietervannes4476
      @pietervannes4476 6 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      I wanted that as well. Don't get why you got called a dumbass...

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Oh wow, you sure got me. Not only good with the insults, but sharp as a hammer on the comebacks too. You should really try out for stand-up.

    • @pietervannes4476
      @pietervannes4476 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Micah Philson someone did it btw:
      th-cam.com/video/k6yjEluCvWY/w-d-xo.html

  • @irenecheca6575
    @irenecheca6575 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you for all the resources you posted in the description, much appreciated. Gonna try to use your video in my class on Language Variation and Change.

    • @KriegerIngarten
      @KriegerIngarten 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Are you a fellow linguist?

  • @kabronero
    @kabronero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +978

    11:27 this fake ending is probably my favorite youtube moment. I love Vsauce so much.

    • @julius_1200
      @julius_1200 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Yes. 18:04 is great too lol

    • @Wmann
      @Wmann ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I genuinely fell for that, despite falling for it already a few times already

    • @segganew
      @segganew ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I fell for it too

    • @danielpl8535
      @danielpl8535 ปีที่แล้ว

      vsauce doesn't provide fake content, you can stf

    • @servvo
      @servvo ปีที่แล้ว +4

      as the music kicks in, i instantly remembered 'as always, thanks for waaaaaiiiiit a minute...'

  • @Silvertarian
    @Silvertarian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3696

    Explains why 20% of employees do 80% of the work.

    • @joeyrozic1100
      @joeyrozic1100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Bulkbs Jokes

    • @John----Smith
      @John----Smith 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +Bulkbs because they must follow pareto's law, which is a management directive in almost all companies.

    • @AlterVayne
      @AlterVayne 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +Walders1 It doesn't. Here we have 20% of the EMPLOYEES and 80% of the WORK, These are separate objects. You cannot sum up two percentages of different objects.

    • @Italianchef26
      @Italianchef26 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +Bulkbs It makes sense to me. A small quantity of workers (a small quantity of words) are responsible of a large quantity of work (make up most of what we say). I know it was intended as a joke but the rule still stands I guess...

    • @foil767
      @foil767 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Communism...

  • @lmao5
    @lmao5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1111

    Who else is binge watching his videos at 3 AM

    • @elishahahn3064
      @elishahahn3064 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm not right now, but that's what I did when I first found his channel.

    • @vargabazsaa
      @vargabazsaa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i just found it and i'm doing it right now, although it's only 11:25

    • @2Storyz
      @2Storyz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wow....I am. What are the odds of me deciding to read comments and on this video, find this comment

    • @atalkingpoptart8610
      @atalkingpoptart8610 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      xur, you better bring something good this weekend

    • @tristampratorius4709
      @tristampratorius4709 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Xur, You play Destiny? ME TOO! :D

  • @johnkeogh4177
    @johnkeogh4177 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    It’s about usefulness. The most used words are the most useful in the widest array of situations. Ergo: they get used in lots of situations. Words with specific meanings are only useful in specific situations. Ergo: they get used only in those specific situations.

    • @nataliasoares225
      @nataliasoares225 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Exactly. Also pronouns, articles, prepositions, and conjunctions in most languages are usually short words. In Chinese (in which most words have one or two characters) the most used is 的, which is word that links any kind of attribution to a noun or clause, so its needed a lot.

  • @jswp5
    @jswp5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2124

    80% of the information I take from these videos comes from the first 20% of the video

    • @hamimseam2591
      @hamimseam2591 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      jswp5 ikr

    • @lennartweber2228
      @lennartweber2228 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      jswp5 20% of the information i picked up here will stay in my mind, while i will forget 80% again.
      imagine watching this vid over and over again. u will never remember everything 100%.
      now think about the tv series sherlock.
      SUPER HUMAN PROVEN

    • @adamkowal4381
      @adamkowal4381 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      all i need to know is how often the word sauce is used in english

    • @cockbreath01
      @cockbreath01 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      2:08 you never even made it that far?

    • @MCNyanGamer
      @MCNyanGamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Steven Teevan that's not 20% lol

  • @Calluxus907AK43
    @Calluxus907AK43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    I think I’ll be coming back to this every now and then.

    • @RicchieWrath
      @RicchieWrath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Indeed. I watch this every few months.

    • @canalalex0119
      @canalalex0119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      80% of watches maybe are by the 20% who revisits it

    • @prab4956
      @prab4956 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      69th like

  • @PhobeBarrymore
    @PhobeBarrymore 9 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    I took a break from doing homework to watch a Vsauce video. I learned more from this video than the curriculum my teacher will "teach" all year.

    • @SSC0002
      @SSC0002 9 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Maybe because 20% of the things we know have come from 80% of Vsauce videos

    • @Vsauce
      @Vsauce  9 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      +Chowder12345able Paret-OH YOU :D

    • @SSC0002
      @SSC0002 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Vsauce And my day just became exponentially more enjoyable😃

    • @_l3018
      @_l3018 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know what you're talking about :D

    • @mubashirsoomro6
      @mubashirsoomro6 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      no sir you just pay more attention to what he says than what your teacher says

  • @vl5008
    @vl5008 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’m glad I’m just watching Mr. Michael Vsauce’s longer content now. It’s 1) actually helpful to me holy moly. and 2) so enriching and awesome. I have a whole library of stuff to watch from this cool guy.

  • @Taylcn
    @Taylcn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    if you check his descriptions, you can see how much research he does. He did more research than me in all of my projects combined.

    • @kayleighmiller285
      @kayleighmiller285 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      lol true

    • @glovesforsocks4603
      @glovesforsocks4603 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that's in music alone

    • @ntlnproductions7269
      @ntlnproductions7269 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I pressed "show more" and saw the first section of research. I thought HA! only 15 sources, that's not too many... and then I scrolled down.

    • @aiden9001
      @aiden9001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Michael's Teacher "Make sure you list at least 3 sources!" Michael "OK"

    • @draketungsten74
      @draketungsten74 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Naturally, because 20% of the people do 80% of the research.

  • @emilykalunga3510
    @emilykalunga3510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1729

    Shakespeare: 0:27
    people in 1610: 😍😍😍😍🙌🙌🙌😭😭😱😱

    • @mambodog5322
      @mambodog5322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Also English teachers throughout the galaxy

    • @emilyrobinson1610
      @emilyrobinson1610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This made me laugh pretty hard

    • @elliotsmelliot
      @elliotsmelliot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Holy shit bro this is honestly the best shit I’ve seen today

    • @calebmurray4438
      @calebmurray4438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Shakespeare: 0:27
      English majors now: 😍😍😍😍🙌🙌🙌😭😭😱😱

    • @Silvvrninja8
      @Silvvrninja8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dam that poem spoke to me, everything that I or other people say cant surmount to this. That shit was fire!🔥🔥

  • @Radar_of_the_Stars
    @Radar_of_the_Stars 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    "Hey Vsauce, Michael here, but who is Michael, and how much does here weigh?"
    -Michael "Vsauce" Stevens, 2015 (On the topic of Quizzaciously)

  • @MK-ox2qk
    @MK-ox2qk 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    VSauce is my favorite channel... I love showing my kids these videos...

  • @XXXXD
    @XXXXD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3617

    I just realised that by knowing only top 100 words in english you practically know 50% of the language .

    • @labinsocarivan5736
      @labinsocarivan5736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      😱

    • @cysis7537
      @cysis7537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      So most of the words are useless.

    • @RK-ep8qy
      @RK-ep8qy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@cysis7537 yh tbf, I mean what exactly does "the" tell you? Not much

    • @ckhb059
      @ckhb059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      So if i learn 100 of the most used words in French i then know 50% of the language and I may still have a hope of not failing my gcse French test

    • @CAMSLAYER13
      @CAMSLAYER13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@cysis7537 some are vestigial others are too specific for common speech

  • @ChadMojito
    @ChadMojito 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1330

    This video is so fascinating. Month after month, I keep coming back to it. Kinda think it's Michael's masterpiece. Absolutely mesmerizing stuff.

    • @ChadMojito
      @ChadMojito 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      prashant sharma Yes, it most likely is.

    • @kylethomas7440
      @kylethomas7440 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I know its one of my top 5 favorites, and it's my favorite of all his language-centered videos.

    • @skrillah6259
      @skrillah6259 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its top 3 imo The juvenoia video is the best

    • @julianfritz4528
      @julianfritz4528 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Really? I think he has better videos. No doubt an amazing video though.

    • @ChadMojito
      @ChadMojito 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well, what I meant to say is that this video of his is the one that blows my mind the most.

  • @andrewchou3277
    @andrewchou3277 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5934

    I studied 20% of my books but I didn't get 80% on my exam. Why?

    • @Lulink013
      @Lulink013 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1360

      those were the wrong 20%

    • @funnyroflvines3139
      @funnyroflvines3139 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      AC 計算機 bc

    • @krim7
      @krim7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +503

      AC 計算機 simple: You didn't know which 20% of the material would be used until after the rest was given.
      So you studied the wrong 20%.

    • @mantasjankunas
      @mantasjankunas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +542

      if you studied 80 % you would get 20% in exams

    • @sadhlife
      @sadhlife 8 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Actually 80% of the paper came from 20% of the book. But it probably wasnt the 20% u read. It was a random 20%.

  • @frogg_tv4774
    @frogg_tv4774 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Michael never ceases to amaze me. i didn’t know i was so predictable

  • @NoahJohnson1810
    @NoahJohnson1810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    2:10 are you telling me we use "cheltenham" more than "shelf"

    • @v6790
      @v6790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      I've never used that word in my life

    • @ellxsandranoratora
      @ellxsandranoratora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      What is that word even

    • @joshbothell151
      @joshbothell151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Definitely an artifact of it pulling from Project Gutenberg, it contains a lot of fucky old language.

    • @TriangleV
      @TriangleV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Josh Bothell “fucky old language” explains it pretty well.

    • @quack2390
      @quack2390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its a name

  • @nownothingwillbewrong2958
    @nownothingwillbewrong2958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2616

    0:27 me talking to a girl be like

    • @geoffreyloaiza8281
      @geoffreyloaiza8281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Omg lol

    • @hunterobrian7761
      @hunterobrian7761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      that makes two of us

    • @FestivalofFreaks
      @FestivalofFreaks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Me trying to talk to anyone

    • @warwick802
      @warwick802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao

    • @twistedgwazi5727
      @twistedgwazi5727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAN FUNNY RELATABLE XDDDDDD 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joseplayer2144
    @joseplayer2144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    18:08 i love that he knows he’s a meme

    • @gamingguy8540
      @gamingguy8540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don’t like it’s perfect

    • @arincoces6166
      @arincoces6166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he’s cool with it tho

  • @Leander_
    @Leander_ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is by far my favorite Vsauce episode of all time. It really feels like Michael digs deep into one concrete topic, all the while being tremendously poetic.