Me: I'm a strong independent woman that don't need no man! Also me: *listens to boyfriend asmr at night to comfort my lonely soul as I cry into my pillow*
I'd be so afraid of farting in my sleep. Update Feb 14th 2020 y'all... my worst nightmare has been realized. I fell asleep on this guy's bed while he was playing mass effect and I didn't wake fast enough to stop a huge fart. In a daze I heard him go "damn it's burning off my eyelashes" while he tried to fan away the stench with his hand. Seriously F.M.L
I'm sorry. But, when he said the waffles part, I screamed- "AND IN THE MORNING, I'M MAKIN' WAFFLES!!!"... Yep.. 4 AM.. And screamed a Donkey quote.. What is my life. xD
“Do you have enough blanket” Finally a friend who asks the only question I care about ( when I sleep with friends I always end up being the one kicked off the bed or the one without any blanket or pillows)
Same bro , i was at a sleep over and me and one of my friends decided to have a strike and sleep on the ground, she fell asleep and rolled herself up into a taco so all I had that night was a hoodie lmao
*kissing noises* Ma brain: *imaginations* Ma hart: *oh shit we gotta race a bit faster guurl* Ma stomach: *uncomfortable* Ma eyes: *watery asf* Ma sol: *one day child,one day this could happen to you*
Hannah :D welp, someone clearly isn’t British. **brings in tea** *_ON BEHALF OF HER MAJESTY QUEEN ELIZABETH II, I SHALL EDUCATE THIS PERSON ON THE SLANG OF THE BRITISH._* (and other countries that use the word duvet in their vocabulary.) A duvet is literally slang for a blanket. But a blanket that is thick and has a bedsheet over it. Like on your bed.
I tripped at recess and both my knees got scraped, it burns and I hate it I cant walk. Fuck I just realised I replied to the wrong comment but whatever
@@anido-4703 and by that I mean I have heard a couple argue so badly that they even yelled death threats at each other and when I knocked on the wall and asked them nicely to calm down the woman started yelling death threats at me saying how she was gonna slam down my door and slit my throat how I was a wh*** a F******g S**t a B***h and keep in mind I have Asperger syndrome and ADHD (I hadn't been diagnosed with ADHD when this happened but still) needless to say I was SCARED for my life I was so scared I had to call my mom and ask her to come to my apartment so I didn't have to walk all the way over to her and my dad's apartment, alone cause I was scared that this crazy Lady would be good on her word and attack me the moment I stepped out the door of my apartment (also my mom is half deaf and even she could hear the yelling through the phone)
Same only it was my boyfriend and drew a helf heart on my hand and put ne i woke up looked at my hand and looked at his he was asleep this time so i put our hands together and it made a whole heart only his said mi so when i put our hands together i ended up finding out that the half hearts on mine and his hand put together spelled MINE next day my friend walks up to me and my boyfriend asking whats on our hands we show her and she fangirls like no tomorrow
ORA ORA ORA brooo you kinda right😂😂 if they do face reveal and do vids with their face im always like: FORGET HE LOOKS LIKE THAT. FOOORRRRGEEEEET. Otherwise i see his face when i sleep 🙂
I ended up on the floor with me sleeping and my mom came and looked and just went back to sleep when I woke up I thought I fell threw the floor with how my body was looking long story short I had stop sleeping on my bed
Okay. So my best friend who I sadly ended up falling for has been dead for a year. When he was still around he had mental problems and insecurities. I had known him for about three years at that point and I had expressed my feelings to him on several accounts yet there was nothing to be done and he was engaged to his girlfriend. I helped him with several presents he had given the girl and I was the first to find out that he was even going to ask her to marry him. It broke my heart but I wanted to be happy for him. About a month later he and her split up due to some...unloyal actions on her account. He was so heartbroken and hurt that he was in a pretty dark time. He spent months in an institute to help his mentality. I was out of state when he finally came home. I didn't even know he was back until I got the call that him and his other friends were out swimming and he drowned. It's been a long hard year and I will never be able to experience what I wanted to with him. But this has made me think of him and imagine him lying next to me and cuddling me like I wish he would and could have. Thank you. ❤️ It means a lot and has brought up great memories of my best friend Edit: Jesus. This has gathered a lot of attention and I honestly didn't mean for that to happen. Thank you to everyone for all the kind things. It means a lot. Edit #2:I came back again and Holy Jesus. It's been three years since he's passed and i still miss him every single day. I've finally got to the point I can talk about him without crying too much. I wanted to hear the audio again. This will always hold a very special place in my heart ❤
I am so so sorry for your loss. Losing someone is never easy, but someone that close to you? I can’t even imagine what that must be like. It’s very admirable that you were such a good and loyal friend. I think the world needs more friends like you. I hope that you and everyone who was close to him will be able to heal over time. I’m glad that my audio could help you feel at least a bit better and I hope you’re able to remember the good times you had with him. Thank you for sharing and I wish you the very best. ❤️
Paige Lynch that was so sweet and sad I'm shor he would want to cuddle with you too after he delt with what he had, I wish you good luck and have a nice day.😀
People in the comments: I can hear your heart beat 😍😍 Me: *Listening very VERY closely with volume at max and hears no heart beat* hmm.... Perhaps mom was right about not blasting my earbuds so loud all the time...
I'm pretty sure it's not his heartbeat, instead its our own. I'm sitting here with the video paused and I can hear my heartbeat very clearly (I have ear buds in). Edit: Nevermind. He replied to a comment a lil farther down saying that that was indeed his heartbeat. 😂
Falling asleep in the same bed with a best friend of the opposite sex is nice. It isn't awkward or anything. Not for me. I sleep on this side, he sleeps on that side. It's all good. Even some cuddling is okay as long as hands don't roam.
Man I love listening to stuff like this because even though my main purpose is to make me feel loved, it just makes me realize I’m that much more alone :)))
"You wanna turn around?" Me: sure ^^ *after I turned around* Me:WHAT!!! *kissing sounds* Me: *looks at mum* Mom: What are you watching? Me: oh nothing just BTS being super cute ^^
I don't know... is it just me but this voice makes me feel giddy. Like I'm having these extremely large blue butterflies in my stomach while trying to convince myself to take deep breathes and remember that its just a guy making out with his microphone. 😂😂😂
I'm sorry, I'm such an emo rat, but at 6:25 all I can think about is the beginning of "This is Gospel" because of the heartbeats. Edit: Almost 400 likes? Wow, so much emo/yeemo.
Him:*starts making making out noises* Me:wtf are this mouth noises *a couple seconds of me being a complete idiot* Me:WAIT ARE WE MAKING OUT Me:*is disappointed on how I couldn’t pick that up when it started happening *
Its ok lol i thought he was sucking and licking a lolipop really loudly and was wondering if that was a safe move and if i could have candy too then hes like : hehe can we do that again? And my brain fizzled a sec XD
just imagine his mom walking in on him kissing his hand, in bed, alone, video taping. mom: umm.... james what the hell are you doing. ASMR dude: GET OUT MOM ITS FOR THE VEIWS!!!!! mom: james... i thought we talked about this. GET A BOYFRIEND!! ASMR dude: MOM FOR THE LAST TIME... IM STRAIGHT!!! mom: that asmr doesnt sound very straight to me? ASMR dude: *cries*
I really wish I had been when I was in quarantine (I is a Aussie that’s not in the quarantine sections of Australia rn, which sucks cause I loved quarantine but also would get really upset and bored because of it randomly) this video honestly would’ve made me feel better lmao. 😂
By the way just to let you know If no one has told you yet. You sound like a good kisser.. ☺️ Oh and welcome back to channel you fit right In! As I already stated before can’t wait to hear other stuff from you!
I just want to know if I'm the only one who always starts to cry when listening to stuff like this. This is exactly what I dream of having some day in real life, and it hurts me so much that I don't have it, and something in me says that I never will.
Nelli L I promise you will have it one day! It’ll will come I thought the same thing and I have what I’ve always dreamed of! Dreams do come true just think positive!!💜💜wish the best of luck!!💜☺️
I had this guy friend, we were reaaaally close friends and as cheesey as it was we sat up a cherry blossom tree talking about pokemon then i fell asleep (i was balanced enough to not fall). He screamed *A WILD AIDEN HAS APPEARED* then he shoved me off the tree. I woke up when he yelled xD It hurt -a lot-
So I slept with my friend once. I'm bi(so is she) so EVERYONE shipped us together, even making ship names, but we ignore them. It was the most akward moment in my life. I woke up on top of her and we were holding hands! The worst part is I drooled all over her! I don't think I've ever blushed that hard in my life. Good news is we are dating now and have been together for almost a year. We still laugh at the moment from time to time.
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Him: “Your hair is soft”
Me: “Issa wig”
@Alvinique Parker
Make sure it don’t fly away
The way I cackled 💀
LMAO!!!
This made me laugh to hard
OMFG WHEN I TELL U I SCREAMED 😭😂
*My brain* : You should kiss him
*_Me_* : Wtf no
*My brain* : k i s s h i m
Rrrrrr
Same bro
Me:
ExtraLivv lol right 😂😂😂😂😂
😂
Therapist: “And how lonely do you say you feel?”
Me: *Shows them video*
Therapist: oh sweetie, I’m so sorry
😂 I'm 666 have a nice time at the therapists explaining this 😂
Karla Gonzalez idk why, I guess I had a brain fart, I read it as “The Rapist” 😂😂😂
omfg i honestly read " the rapist " instead of therapist lmao
My therapist wouldnt be able help me at all
is NOBODY going to talk about the “can we uhhh..... do that again?” because i started WHEEZING!
hurricane tortilla tHAtS wHaT sHE saId
you're a hurricane of chips, shut yo crunchy mouth.
SAME HERE😂😂😂😂
Love that part
I screamed "YES" in my head. Lol.
"Do you have enough...blanket?"
Me: "Indeed. I have sufficient blanket."
xDDD
😂😂😂
💀
ANDROIDDDD
lmaoooo
*Kissing Noises*
Makes eye-contact with Pillow...
Everybody grab ur body pillows-
sssSSSSSHHHHH YOU DON'T GOTTA CALL US ALL OUT
AiZaWa Is ThAt YoU
Loooool
@@Clownzzzzzzzzz same bro, he be lookin' at me...
Me: I'm a strong independent woman that don't need no man!
Also me: *listens to boyfriend asmr at night to comfort my lonely soul as I cry into my pillow*
just_ potato lol. SAME!!
😂😂😂
just_ potato
Omg me 😭😃
SAAAAAAMMME!
SAME SAME SAME SAME 😭😂
* In Donkey’s voice *
And in the morning,..
I’m making WAFFLES!
Sarah Moyers 😂😂😂
@Sarah Moyers hair on neck rises
Same bro!! I never thought of that until now xD
Omg IM NOT ALONEEEEEEEEE XD
YESSSSSS!!!!
"Can we...do it again?"
Me: yEeEEeeeeeeEeEeeEEeEees
Mood
It was sooo cute how he asked ❤💕💓💗
Isabelle Guimaraes I kind of lost it when he kissed for the second time. I felt his lips pressed even more. Tf is wrong with me.
that is legitimately word for word what I asked when I had my first kiss. it's Deja vu.
I thought it said yeehaw the fuck
him: it's kinda chilly here
my brain : *Hi WeLCoMe tO ChiLi'S*
satsuki 017 sksksk
*sir this is the McDonalds drive thru..*
Lmao
💀😂
I can’t stop laughing and it’s 4am lol
Him: “Your hair is soft.”
Me: I’m bald.
Not me remembering "the I'm a blad guy" comment under I'm bad guy mv pls sksooskskswoaosihss
LMFAO
Me: My buzz cut is so soft-- damn right son 😌
What's the most expensive hair cut in the world?
*Chemo-Therepy* 💀
@@rainn7517 HAHAHAHAHA I WHEEZED DIEDJSLSNSK
“It’s fine if you move around.”
ME: “Well, boy, is that good because one time I woke up tangled in a curtain.”
HAHAHA
*LMBO SERIOUSLY?!*
In a curtain? Did you fix the poor curtain?!?!!!?!
captain levi i ripped it
skittled smoothie oh no😂😂😂
"how about we get up..and.."
yes?
"we can make waffles"
yESsssSSSS
I feel like you profile pic is not helping from what you're saying lmaoooo -Yurio the grumpy cat-
wheeze.png
Lavenderp xD
*donkey voice* “...And in the morning... I’m making WAFFLES!”
yeSSSSSS
I'd be so afraid of farting in my sleep.
Update Feb 14th 2020 y'all... my worst nightmare has been realized.
I fell asleep on this guy's bed while he was playing mass effect and I didn't wake fast enough to stop a huge fart. In a daze I heard him go "damn it's burning off my eyelashes" while he tried to fan away the stench with his hand.
Seriously F.M.L
Terra Nova dead😂😂😂😂😂😂
Terra Nova same😳😩
Hahah
Terra Nova
Lmao what
Me too and I pack a punch 🤢
him: my hand, wanna hold it?
me: **holds my own hand**
LMAOOOOO ME JUST NOW!!!! 😂😂😂
PPPFFFTT- SAMEEEEE
sobs
AHAHAHAGAGA ME FRRRRRR!!
I'll hold your hand
Me:Turn volume all the way up for full ASMR experience
TH-cam ads in the middle videos: STATE FARM!!!!!
katehoodexam 😂
I screamed🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Here’s a tip: skip all the way to the end of the video, click replay and you’re welcome, no more ads
Same tho XD
wdym rae If this works I love you
“I can get closer”
Me literally screaming: YES PAPI
Ma girl
I am weezing so hard to this 😂😂😂
YESS
Lmao😂
YAAAAAS
"No I don't sleep walk"
Me: "be a lot cooler if you did"
heapass s
I made the likes 69....
**smol inhale**
*n i c e*
And then replies “alright alright alright”
I'm sorry.
But, when he said the waffles part, I screamed- "AND IN THE MORNING, I'M MAKIN' WAFFLES!!!"...
Yep..
4 AM..
And screamed a Donkey quote..
What is my life. xD
really? I just thought of ticci Toby 😂😂
- Ace Knight - DOHHHHHH
SAME I JUST LAUGHED SO LOUDLY AT FRICKEN 1:40 AM. THANKS SHREK FROM BRINGING THAT QUOTE TO REMIND ME OF DONKEY
OMG same but it's 7 in the morning for me and surprisingly no one in my family woke up
I totally did the same thing! *high-five*
Nobody:
TH-cam: wanna feel emotionally attacked?
yesplease
*U* *H* *-*
sUre tHinG :'D
Ummm I LOVE your channel name!! lol
I’m horizontally tall yEsIrRr
I fell asleep with my friend once...
She drooled on my arm while i was dreaming about kermit chasing me with a basball bat
...Wut? •-•
You okay dude?😂
Hm
R.I.P you..
Best comment ever!.. 😂🤣😂
Same except without that dream
*cries in loneliness*
Accurate
hellevator mood mood mood mood mood MOOD! 😫
Lol same
*all around me are familiar faces*
*cries in Russian*
Me - falls asleep
😴😴😴😴😴
_Five mins later the video ends_
Auto play: HEY SISTERRSSSS
james is everything.
😂😂
😂😂😂😂
IM LAUGHING SO HARD
PLS FJSJDJDJD
“Do you have enough blanket”
Finally a friend who asks the only question I care about ( when I sleep with friends I always end up being the one kicked off the bed or the one without any blanket or pillows)
In elementary a girl kicked me off my own bed and hogged it all, so I slept on my yoga mat.. i'm too nice :(
Same
Same bro , i was at a sleep over and me and one of my friends decided to have a strike and sleep on the ground, she fell asleep and rolled herself up into a taco so all I had that night was a hoodie lmao
Same here 😔
Lol my friend kept kicking me off the bed all night then I woke up with bruises 😗✌️
"You can have my bed"
*its my bed now* 😂✌❤
LOL
_ imgoingtokermitsuicide _ Lol “THANKS BEOTCH”
True!
@@claireparmer pfft yes!
_ imgoingtokermitsuicide _ your pfp is everything
Dammit, this guy has the exact same voice, tone and mannerisms as the one I have a crush on... Oh, I'm in such a big trouble now *-*
Even worse he sounds like an ex of mine 😅
Congrats on your 100th like yay
@@BrianaCunningham dear god are you ok
He sounds like Cabininthewoodsaudio to me hahaha
Oh nay, I will slap the holy bible in your face young one!
*kissing noises*
Ma brain: *imaginations*
Ma hart: *oh shit we gotta race a bit faster guurl*
Ma stomach: *uncomfortable*
Ma eyes: *watery asf*
Ma sol: *one day child,one day this could happen to you*
Hotel: Trivago
Oml 😂
@@minalin6665 I'm dead😂😂😂😂😂😂
Your ovaries did a 360 sis
SO TRUE
u
DAMN
RIGHT
we
makin'
WAFFLES.
HELL YEAH
YEAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
Well.. The 'waffles' word was right at read more and my dirty mind thought you said well.. 'out'
*In Donkey voice*
And in the morning...
Im making *WAFFLE'S*
SIR YES SIR
'ur cold?'
me- sitting in 5 blankets the duvet and all the bed sheets-'yup'
i'll like my own comment cuz i want too lmao
Wtf is a “Duvet”😂
Hannah :D welp, someone clearly isn’t British. **brings in tea** *_ON BEHALF OF HER MAJESTY QUEEN ELIZABETH II, I SHALL EDUCATE THIS PERSON ON THE SLANG OF THE BRITISH._* (and other countries that use the word duvet in their vocabulary.)
A duvet is literally slang for a blanket. But a blanket that is thick and has a bedsheet over it. Like on your bed.
Hannah :D A well known type of blanket you normally put on beds.
Me just gave you the 300th like 😁
@@hannahd394 bed sheet
Meanwhile:
**im laying in the corner swaying back and forth wondering how my life led up to this moment**
Elizabeth Chavez sis we all are
I tripped at recess and both my knees got scraped, it burns and I hate it I cant walk. Fuck
I just realised I replied to the wrong comment but whatever
Tamaki?
This got 666 likes..
hej monika lol 😂...?
Him:your hairs is really soft..
Me:BEACH NY HAIR IS GREASIER THEN GREASE DONT TOUCH ME
Izuku Midoriya IZUKU WASH YOUR HAIR BEFORE I MAKE YOU-
what your here to? damn we both must be that lonely
@@Kc-mr1ds don't think you're the only one,dabi
IZUKU MEDORIYA I AM TELLING YOUR MOTHER THAT YOU ARE LISTENING TO THIS!!!!
Midoriya why are you here?
Why am i here?
Midoriya do you need loves?
"im going to a sleep
over with the boys, no homo don't worry."
*The no homo Sleepover:*
Dude I choked on my water hahaha
I just snorted
I *wheezed* bro
IT'S NOT GAY IF YOU HAVE SOCKS ON
Lmao, Omg you just ruined it for me, now I can't put myself in the narrative coz I keep imagining two guys
My mum didn't raise me to be this thirsty xD
Edit: Holy crap guys thanks for all of the likes, I'm always reading the replies! ^^
Lol me to
XD
Talilolli me too boo but I’m still thirsty for looove
@@whatsupfuckers4078 Mood
Same I’m such a thirsty thot
Soooo I was about to sleep and then he started kissing and my brain and ovaries went
WtF Is GoiNG On GIrL
Kiddo i have heard WAY worse sounds than kissing
@@Nitro89 😏
@@anido-4703 and by that I mean I have heard a couple argue so badly that they even yelled death threats at each other and when I knocked on the wall and asked them nicely to calm down the woman started yelling death threats at me saying how she was gonna slam down my door and slit my throat how I was a wh*** a F******g S**t a B***h and keep in mind I have Asperger syndrome and ADHD (I hadn't been diagnosed with ADHD when this happened but still) needless to say I was SCARED for my life I was so scared I had to call my mom and ask her to come to my apartment so I didn't have to walk all the way over to her and my dad's apartment, alone cause I was scared that this crazy Lady would be good on her word and attack me the moment I stepped out the door of my apartment (also my mom is half deaf and even she could hear the yelling through the phone)
@@Nitro89 I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you're okay. I'm really sorry about that:(
@@anido-4703 I'm fine. This was about 6/7 years ago, so I'm pretty sure that they don't live in the apartment building anymore.
Me and my best friend fell asleep in my bed one night.
She then proceeded to kick me off the bed
Oh man I kicked my friend off her own bed when we slept together 😓
relate
I'm usually the one doing the kicking 😂😂
10/10 profile pic BTW 😂😂
Oof same bruh and she said she dreamed of becoming a Superman I mean girl sivsuvsueebhe
Me: * falls asleep *
Autoplay: HELLO EVERYBODY MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER
Me: * screams *
Lol more like
Me: *falls asleep*
Autoplay: “unus annus!”
Me: *eyes shoot open*
“UNUS ANNUS!”
@@TAY_HAN_ that's the other option :D
Taylor Yes xD
I would hit my phone or throw it outside
@@togahimiko3112 actually one time I drop it on floor :'D
Him: Do you have enough blanket?
I want all the blanket.
Heh....heh....heh...heh... *I hate myself*
xXxEmPtY _ pAiNxXx
Saaame though 😏
That make two of us.
But you all are so amazing so... stop lying to yourself!!! You all must know that you are great
Bitch gimme the house to sleep with I'm cold
My mom never raised me like this...
BUT WHATEVERRRRR!!!!
Momma didn’t raise no bitch letS gO
YoLOoOo😂😂
jimins jamjams 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣best comment ever
*There’s water on the table.*
sorry i don’t drink
Fuckin' lost it when I read this oml 😂😂😂👌
W H A T ' S W A T E R
I am dead
*GET THE HOLY WATER!*
HAHAAHAHAHA!
him: “in case you get thirsty-“
me: holy shit yes my body is ready
him: “water bottle is right there”
me: oh u mean that thirsty
💀
😂
I'll get the bible
Damn chill😂💀
Literally me and my damn mind
One time I fell asleep next to my friend on the school bus, he drew spongebob on my face :|
Kasan Keino
At least he didn't draw a mustache and.. well something else... I hit him with a baseball bat. 😆
goals????? id marry him
Same only it was my boyfriend and drew a helf heart on my hand and put ne i woke up looked at my hand and looked at his he was asleep this time so i put our hands together and it made a whole heart only his said mi so when i put our hands together i ended up finding out that the half hearts on mine and his hand put together spelled
MINE
next day my friend walks up to me and my boyfriend asking whats on our hands we show her and she fangirls like no tomorrow
That friend is a keeper
Kasan Keino goals
Him "Your hairs soft" Me "GET OFF MY HAIR" 😂😂
dank vines this is why you single FOREVER hunney
I started breathing heavily at this point. I’m so damn lonely I have a boyfriend but I’m in a long distance relationship so i get lonely a lot
Me: "Aight, juss play with it for a bit, 'kay bro?"
Him: your hairs soft...
Also him: is that lice-
Emma's Corner JESUS CHRIST THIS IS THE 6TH COMMENT THAT HAPPENED AT THE SAME TIME IN THE VIDEO AS I READ IT😂
Only single ppl are here at night to comfort their lonely souls 😂
Yeah woo that sadness out
😭😭
True.......HeLp Am LoNeLy 😔 😭😂
Yup I'm proof😂
I’m feeling the satisfaction!!!
Of loneliness...
I always wonder if these “no face asmrtists” are as handsome as their voice....
They usually ugly as fuck LMAO
ORA ORA ORA brooo you kinda right😂😂 if they do face reveal and do vids with their face im always like: FORGET HE LOOKS LIKE THAT. FOOORRRRGEEEEET. Otherwise i see his face when i sleep 🙂
GHAZALA AHMADI thats so adequate it hurts lmao 😂
@@yo6068 yeah😔
Gurl same-
"She's just a friend"
That is my favorite saying I use it on my parents ALL the time
A-Adrien Agreste? I-Is that you?! HOLY SH- *runs off with croissants* SCREEE
-:•.Wyvernwolftamer.•:- LMFAOOO I THOUGHT THE SAME THING💀
-:•.Wyvernwolftamer.•:- Marinette? No, she’s just a friend 😂😂😂
Lauryne Dagas-Benaerens screeee- the Adriens are taking over-
Oh I move around in my sleep...
*One night I fell asleep and curled up, and woke up on the floor with blankets almost strangling me*
**True.story**
Arden Murray MOOD
Fran the Queen only the biggest
*SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME*
Arden Murray 💀
I ended up on the floor with me sleeping and my mom came and looked and just went back to sleep when I woke up I thought I fell threw the floor with how my body was looking
long story short I had stop sleeping on my bed
When he stared kissing I lost it. I WAS LIKE OH SO THIS IS WHAT GOING DOWN!
Snakeu Cracks ARMY💜💜💜💜
Snakeu Cracks I hope that your dream comes true..I have the same dream as well!^-^
BTS FAN kim taehyung Haha! Love it! >w
HEY ARMY
Snakeu Cracks right
no one:
not a soul;
not even the bed:
the ads on this video: *BURGER KING CRISPY CHICKEN FRIES-*
the michael pfp really ties this together
Lol mine was something in german 'eRlEbE dIe NeUe WeLt-' i was like:👁👄👁
(I'm german btw lol)
I got like shoe and uh gum ads lmaooo
Mine scared me because it was an ad about tacos. The squish sound bothered me
Lmfaooo
im so lonley omg....
Ugh sis relatable 😭💔
You surely dont have to be 😉😏
hobi is there for u sis
Well at leadt you got J hope (in ur profile pic...
You got j-hope I got rm...... NAH WE GOT THE WHOLE CREW. IM CRUSHING ON 7 GUYS AT ONCE . IM A THIRSTY ASS BIIITCCCHHH. Lol I must be drunk
Okay. So my best friend who I sadly ended up falling for has been dead for a year. When he was still around he had mental problems and insecurities. I had known him for about three years at that point and I had expressed my feelings to him on several accounts yet there was nothing to be done and he was engaged to his girlfriend. I helped him with several presents he had given the girl and I was the first to find out that he was even going to ask her to marry him. It broke my heart but I wanted to be happy for him. About a month later he and her split up due to some...unloyal actions on her account. He was so heartbroken and hurt that he was in a pretty dark time. He spent months in an institute to help his mentality. I was out of state when he finally came home. I didn't even know he was back until I got the call that him and his other friends were out swimming and he drowned. It's been a long hard year and I will never be able to experience what I wanted to with him. But this has made me think of him and imagine him lying next to me and cuddling me like I wish he would and could have. Thank you. ❤️ It means a lot and has brought up great memories of my best friend
Edit: Jesus. This has gathered a lot of attention and I honestly didn't mean for that to happen. Thank you to everyone for all the kind things. It means a lot.
Edit #2:I came back again and Holy Jesus. It's been three years since he's passed and i still miss him every single day. I've finally got to the point I can talk about him without crying too much. I wanted to hear the audio again. This will always hold a very special place in my heart ❤
I am so so sorry for your loss. Losing someone is never easy, but someone that close to you? I can’t even imagine what that must be like. It’s very admirable that you were such a good and loyal friend. I think the world needs more friends like you. I hope that you and everyone who was close to him will be able to heal over time. I’m glad that my audio could help you feel at least a bit better and I hope you’re able to remember the good times you had with him. Thank you for sharing and I wish you the very best. ❤️
Aw I’m so sorry😢 but he’s in a better place now. You’ll see him again, I promise🙂
Paige Lynch aw, i wish you all the best and i will think of you :)
Paige Lynch I am so sorry for your loss. KNOW that your friend guards you. Corny but true. Love will come your way.
Paige Lynch that was so sweet and sad I'm shor he would want to cuddle with you too after he delt with what he had, I wish you good luck and have a nice day.😀
Him : “your hair is really soft.”
Me wearing a bonnet : 👁💧👄💧👁
Ur bonnet is really soft😼
Or its so soft that he felt it trough the bonnet
I don't wanna mess the 69people who like
That bed tho...
It's looks so SOFT. I want it.
SAME 😂😂😂😂
People in the comments: I can hear your heart beat 😍😍
Me: *Listening very VERY closely with volume at max and hears no heart beat* hmm.... Perhaps mom was right about not blasting my earbuds so loud all the time...
Lol my daily life
Derpy Love you can hear it tho lol 😂
I can't hear it either
I'm pretty sure it's not his heartbeat, instead its our own. I'm sitting here with the video paused and I can hear my heartbeat very clearly (I have ear buds in).
Edit: Nevermind. He replied to a comment a lil farther down saying that that was indeed his heartbeat. 😂
LOL, BUT I HEARD THEM
Falling asleep in the same bed with a best friend of the opposite sex is nice. It isn't awkward or anything. Not for me. I sleep on this side, he sleeps on that side. It's all good. Even some cuddling is okay as long as hands don't roam.
I wish
Mrs America girl mood
He has some serious discipline
I have a best friend and we watch a lot of movies with ice cream and nutella and cuddle while laughing and criticising the movie/show
I want a guy best friend
Man I love listening to stuff like this because even though my main purpose is to make me feel loved, it just makes me realize I’m that much more alone :)))
Ikr
Girl I feel you lmao
Same... sigh...
I know same. Only good thing is listening to this keeps me not pregnant
"You wanna turn around?"
Me: sure ^^
*after I turned around*
Me:WHAT!!!
*kissing sounds*
Me: *looks at mum*
Mom: What are you watching?
Me: oh nothing just BTS being super cute ^^
Honestly mood
M00d
@@sidz669 Amazon? John? John's banana ? Smirks*
Me: dies on the spot
Me trying to pretend to my mum I’m watching the CA RI BO NA RA! TONY MONTANA?! video again
Saaaaaaame
Am I the only one who thought of donkey saying “in the morning I’m makin waffles!” At 2:25? I’m drunk? K 👍🏻
meee÷eeeee
Lindsey S YAAAAAAS I LOVE DONKEY
Lol me
Lindsey S yesssSsss i thought if that
ME TOO SIS
**hears his voice say “hey”**
**subscribes because he sounds like my crush**
Oml same
Momento mori
My people be lonely like me 😂
I know what unnus onnus users watch now-
em smith don’t expose us
I don't know... is it just me but this voice makes me feel giddy. Like I'm having these extremely large blue butterflies in my stomach while trying to convince myself to take deep breathes and remember that its just a guy making out with his microphone. 😂😂😂
kaynat badshah ooooooff same
OMG I didn't think about that 😂
Bruh sameee I’m out here like lowkey falling for this voice and I legit hate myself
Ooof same tho
Why specifically *blue* butterflies why not red
Lol true story I actually slept with my boy best friend and hah he hug me tight cuz he said its cold I'm like bitch its summer
Him: eh?
Hannah Joy :3 excuses 😂
Hannah Joy :3 🤣
“Bitch it’s summer”
Why did that *SEND* me I-
That’s his excuse to cuddle you aww
How to write character development in 14 minutes.
Deadass 💀💀
Right?! I have made some awesome ass ocs from these asmr channels. 🤗😔
You can sleep on the floor, while I'll take your bed with your dog.
Candy Crush
Haha 😂👌👏👏
Candy Crush BIGGEST MOOD EVER
Omg meee lol😂😂
IF THIS ISNT ME IDK WHAT IS
Mommy Sarcasm fattest mood
Me and my friend have fell asleep together
*ten hours of us both tossing and turning and slapping eachother in our sleep*
Todoroki....
Quick!!! Someone Like!! So It Can Be 69
Hey Shoto
😂
Todo wHy are yOu listening tO thIs
“No, I don’t sleep walk”
Me: “Bruh idc if you sleep walk, my brother sleep cooks and eats”
My step dad slept and just poured milk into bowls... Just milk and bowls.... Poor bowls
@Skylar Hartley 😏
I'm sorry, I'm such an emo rat, but at 6:25 all I can think about is the beginning of "This is Gospel" because of the heartbeats.
Edit: Almost 400 likes? Wow, so much emo/yeemo.
Allison Hendershot YESSSS
I KNOW FELLOW EMO PERSON (I'm not going to call you a rat because your not a rat, you're treasure.)
oml..
I've found my spot in this comment section
Welcome
Omgggg 😭 I literally just came back from the piano version
Him: We can get up whenever, and in the morning we can make waffles
Me: BiTcH, WAfFlEs??!!
Him:*starts making making out noises*
Me:wtf are this mouth noises
*a couple seconds of me being a complete idiot*
Me:WAIT ARE WE MAKING OUT
Me:*is disappointed on how I couldn’t pick that up when it started happening *
Its ok lol i thought he was sucking and licking a lolipop really loudly and was wondering if that was a safe move and if i could have candy too then hes like : hehe can we do that again? And my brain fizzled a sec XD
😂
LMFAOA
The kissing noises just sounds like he is playing with his retainers lmao
LBFSKSJSLSF NOT THE RETAINER ✋😭
just imagine his mom walking in on him kissing his hand, in bed, alone, video taping.
mom: umm.... james what the hell are you doing.
ASMR dude: GET OUT MOM ITS FOR THE VEIWS!!!!!
mom: james... i thought we talked about this. GET A BOYFRIEND!!
ASMR dude: MOM FOR THE LAST TIME... IM STRAIGHT!!!
mom: that asmr doesnt sound very straight to me?
ASMR dude: *cries*
Ryan Heightenburg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*slaps leg* WaFfLeS
Lonely XxNixghtz YES
@@licolyn_cosyt6325 WaFfLeS
I can see that happening😂😂😂
That kiss was the most satisfying sound I’ve ever heard in my entire lifetime, Bravo👏🏻
It'sCarrieLie ikr😂💀
When was it?
Lisa Wang starting at 7:57
No it wasn’t it almost made my ears bleed who even kisses like that 🤢
@@inPain. I like your username. Is it by any chance the title of a song?
*There's water on the table*
Me: Sorry i dont drink water i drink air
*gasp* skinisha?!?!?
Me: *sleeps with boy (space) friend*
My parents: *WII WOO WII WOO PROTECTIVE PARENTS IS ON THE WAY*
R E L A T E
Bruh I love ur username
@@rosegolden9774 thank you:3
Love your pfp and username
What do you mean by boy space friend?
Who else almost fell asleep listening to his heartbeat, soft breathing, and angelic voice ????
i was listening to this video yesterday and i fell asleep
Over the 4 and a half years of listening to this specific one, ive never been let down by it. So soothing and comforting 💗
Him: you cuddled and kissed me in your sleep
Me: oh baby, I wasn’t sleeping
Him: Wh-
Me: you heard me boi *smooches*
d a m n
I can’t even count how many nights I’ve played this audio. So comforting, thank you so much.
I hope you sleep well tonight. Goodnight
“Your hair is soft
Me: why is everyone touching my hair all I did was cut it really short
Bella Welborn that happens a lot to me too
Omg giiiirrrrrllllll
Same
How have I not come across this channel sooner?😂🍀
Ey it’s Lucky.
Cool seeing your comment on this asmr. Mad respect for your work too dude.
I thought the same thing
Lucky ASMR OMG I LOVE YOUR WORK!!!! 💎❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕😍😍😍😍😍😱😱❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Vivi JD Thank you very much.😂
Yeah! (Even if I discovered your channel literally yesterday yeah...) You have good stuff!
I'm feeling so single right now
*mood*
Jimin's unexisting jams sameeeeee 😔👌🏻
Because Namjoon won't let you get to Jimin ;(
#singlemingle .....XD
I have a girlfriend
... I'm only here cuz I can't sleep
@do re mi fa sol la xiumin
*sad noises*
Anyone watching this during 2020 quarantine at 4 am bc your sleep schedule is messed up?
Kinda feel attacked but yes
I really wish I had been when I was in quarantine (I is a Aussie that’s not in the quarantine sections of Australia rn, which sucks cause I loved quarantine but also would get really upset and bored because of it randomly) this video honestly would’ve made me feel better lmao. 😂
This is too specific Lol 🤭
this is way too accurate 🗣
where the cameras @
the second one fml
When he said waffles
*I lost my shit*
*I LOVE WAFFLES*
By the way just to let you know If no one has told you yet. You sound like a good kisser.. ☺️ Oh and welcome back to channel you fit right In! As I already stated before can’t wait to hear other stuff from you!
omg this is so cute ahh i'm crying i'm so alone lpm
DPR flawless 😥
me too we can be alone together lmao
DPR flawless mood
Same. I didnt want it to end 😭
Kpop Ruined Me it was so fuxking cute lpm
Him: "If I talk in my sleep-"
Me: "CAN WE GET TO SLEEP FIRST?!?!?!?"
THE AD BELOW THE VIDEO IS THE HOLY BIBLE APP 😭
help
*God has entered chat*
Mine is mental health awarenesss i-😭
Oh you poor thing you are going to Hell but see ya there
I got a Medicare ad 💀
I got a literal condom ad Istg i─
me being a dumb dumb thought the background was flower petals 😂
PAHHAHA JUST NOTICED THAT BECAUSE OF UR COMMENT
Lol how dumb😂
• brynn Wait...ItS nOt?!?
Peyton Alexandria nope 😂 it’s a with white blankets and pillows
astriloqua same
I thought the same, I only just noticed it's not because of this comment.
That moment you realize you’ll be single forever😞☹️💔
Neeltje Schmidt- same 😒
Neeltje Schmidt Yea 😭😭😭
*#SinglePringle4Eternity*
That one hurts😂😂😂
Or that you will be in a miserable relationship forever 😣
'ur hairs rlly soft'
'if soft means as greasy as a mcdonald's meal, then yes it it very soft' lmO
The comments on this video is just....
*_WHEEZE_*
Same
Yessir 600th like
I am picturing the cutest curly head, slim framed guy with the most gorgeous smile and nice soft strong hands ❤ Yes I'm lonely, so what 😑
Brandy Yolidio I’m picturing Shinsou from my hero academia 😂😂help
im picturing my celebrity crush
FRIKIN JACK DYLAN GRAZER OR...
FOREST WHEELER!
Hi I animate C: Imagine having a crush on someone who makes their friends feel uncomfortable and is rude to their fans
@@milesbf ... which boy is rude to there fans
Hi I animate C: Jack. I’m sorry but its the truth. I know a lot of people loves him and seems to ignore the awful things he’s done
Friend on the phone: why aren't you talking?
"I'll talk in 14 mins and 6 seconds"
More like 30. You need extra time to fan-girl plus the time you need to rewatch the thing to fan-girl again.
I just want to know if I'm the only one who always starts to cry when listening to stuff like this. This is exactly what I dream of having some day in real life, and it hurts me so much that I don't have it, and something in me says that I never will.
Nelli L I promise you will have it one day! It’ll will come I thought the same thing and I have what I’ve always dreamed of! Dreams do come true just think positive!!💜💜wish the best of luck!!💜☺️
You will i promise
Me too
The *comment section* is literally killing me 😂😂
Sameee
Same! I’m just scrolling while I’m listening to the audio and laughing at 4 am 😂
Sameee 😂
Same, I'm literally going through it right now and finding the funniest things😂😂
Well I've sinned enough, time to pray
Is this even a sin
@@Unknown-op4fl idk
@@Unknown-op4fl they didnt smash lmao so no u fine
There ain’t no saving us baby, I’ve expected my fate
*turns the volume down to 0%*
It's not a sin anymore UWU
I had this guy friend, we were reaaaally close friends and as cheesey as it was we sat up a cherry blossom tree talking about pokemon then i fell asleep (i was balanced enough to not fall). He screamed *A WILD AIDEN HAS APPEARED* then he shoved me off the tree. I woke up when he yelled xD
It hurt -a lot-
• Kitokki lowkey, this is the kinda thing my friends would do😂😂😂
If dis isn’t goals then idk wut is
aww that sounded so shy and sweet,you have a very soothing voice.Happy Tuesday!
**kissing sounds starts**
me: I thought we were just gonna hug though?
*DARLIN, YOU HAD ME AT W A F F L E S*
"Can we do that again?"
Me "Are you talking about the waffles?"
this just shows how badly i want a relationship... my entire yt history is asmr like this ,,,,,,,,
Same 😭💀
Does anyone want to talk? I’m kinda bored tbh
Don't be shy, share a few vids with us✋😭
@@amirabako6365 sure, how was your day?
@@amirabako6365 dam its been 7 months 😔
So I slept with my friend once. I'm bi(so is she) so EVERYONE shipped us together, even making ship names, but we ignore them. It was the most akward moment in my life. I woke up on top of her and we were holding hands! The worst part is I drooled all over her! I don't think I've ever blushed that hard in my life. Good news is we are dating now and have been together for almost a year. We still laugh at the moment from time to time.
👏👏So happy for you💕👏👏
awe congrats!!
Raven Dude CONGRATS STRANGER FRIEND 👏🏻 ❤️
That's so sweet and hilarious
OMG I SO HAPPY FOR YOU