WORLD'S BEST WIFE | A Good Wife
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ต.ค. 2024
- Time to turn the tables and give him a taste of his own medicine in A Good Wife
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You can see the difference between the two games. A Good Husband was about emotional abuse as the wife constantly puts the husband down and cheats on him. A Good Wife is about physical abuse, you can tell when by the jumpscare “hurry up next time” screen as the husband presumably hits the wife
in both (i'm pretty sure) you can leave at a certain point, which is kinda realistic, and they can also both end in death
This has a pretty good moral to these games. Don’t cheat, be a good husband/wife and if your partner gets too bad, you can leave. However, don’t kill the person as you get in trouble and go to jail.
Instructions unclear: cheat on wife?
@@isaiahthomas9817 No. Cheat on wife bad. Leave bullshit wife if wife not treating you the way you deserve: good. In all seriousness that made me laugh. 😅
Due to how the husband speaks in this, I would say he emotionally abuses the wife as well as physical. But it’s definitely a lot more physical.
In a good husband, the wife is definitely emotionally abusive and cheats on him. She humiliates and degrades him. This doesn’t take away from your point, I just felt the need to add
"The vibrator gives me better love than you do"
Derp im 7 but i know what all those mean
Shea Willis
Why are you using TH-cam child???😂
when i was 7 i was using youtube for cartoons
(magic school bus)
W-whats that?
That bastard can't give any love, probably because he's embarrassed at how small his balls are, that is, if he has any.
"I put enough food in you to feed an elephant, I can't believe you're not fat"
That would mean the husband eats 200-600lbs of food *every day*
“this tastes like piss”
jack: well maybe because i pissed in it” 😂😂
i love jack 😂❤️
Same,XD😂😂
Yes😂
Who doesn’t love seán he’s the BOSS
Same XD
On it
"This tastes like piss"
"Maybe that's because pissed in it"
She should piss in it, maybe then he'll stop complaining.
@@bethanystrout4994 He will keep complaining.
Lmao then the 3rd ending must really taste like piss
😂 I died
How do you know what piss tastes like?
"I'm gonna buy a new husband"
Jack 2015
Yoda is better than that batch of a husband!
Superkittygirl 3000 *2015 and yes Yoda is better even tho he died XD
21ST LIKE ⬇
Mister Monkey IKR
I mite to
Jack: a computer!! Yes! can I buy a new husband?
I wish it was that easy or I would ask for a girlfriend for Christmas
Couch Potato oof
Same lol
Lol same
Leave her dude
@@keithoconnor7107 Dude he's asking FOR a girlfriend, not a new one.
"I'm going to find a man who loves me for the beautiful boxy women I am"
Relatable
@@anyssastevens6582 relatable
@@whuis8928 relatable
@@xxcrimsonfrostxx74 unoriginal
@@colinmiller2580 relatable
"Yeah, well you know my vibrator gives me better love than you do" I FUCKING LOST IT!! XD XD XD
SAME 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
youo wrote that comment on my birthday
you want to fuck
+Samreen Kaur I crack up everytime!
+Teionte Thompson sure
Jack is wife of the year and I'm watching in 2018
Ashlee Here yep
Me too
2018 December
I'm watching in 1946
Ashlee Here
Same
he had it comin, he had it comin, he only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same
yessssss
Pop, six, squish, ah ah, Cicero, lipschitz
Yeeeeeees
omg yes- xd
"Washing the dishes
Gonna be a good wife
While my husband is a basterd
So I'm gonna drown my sarows in a bottle of wine later."
Jackscepticeye 2015
Don't let them see what goes down in the kitchen…
Melanie Martinez
twenty øne cry baby's XD
twenty øne cry baby's btw I got it
PLACES PLACES GET IN YOUR PLACES!!!! Melanie M is da SHIIIITE
Throw on your dress and put on your doll faces! (yEs)
“The vibrator gives me better love than you do” I can’t with him🤣🤣🤣🤣
I bet you can relate
You cutsie uwu little devil
@@LucksinRiver no I can’t relate
@@LucksinRiver 🤣🤣
I died 😂
"The dog shits better food than this"
"Well you know what my vibrator gives me better love than you do"
Damn that was a painful burn!
that was so iconic
Your profile picture is...interesting.
+TheDiscipleofSlash it sure is XD
Apply cold water to that burn for 10 minutes
I hate sex toys... for women for the exact reason Jack said,!
“all you girls out there, listen to your mothers, they know best.”
that means i should start sewing and wear tiaras.
Mother knows best. Listen to your momsie. On your own your own you own’t survive.
*Get’s smacked for ref*
Sewing can be fun. It can also save you the money of going out to a professional tailor every time your shirt gets a tear.
Parents aren't all ways right.
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 also because a lot of mass produced clothes are poor quality and won't last long
@@auraw2262 good point
ive heard of hungry hungry hippos but I've never heard of hungry hungry basterds
KawaiiChan KittyKat MegaMoeka aye bitch. 97% of Jacks audience is people 20 and under. I myself am only 16
Evan Henning ik I was dying at that time lol XD
He'll eat that poor woman out of house and home, but still complains about his food.
Terroriser Playz they must be a creepy stalker
Evan Henning thats what i call my Ex 👍🏻
"My vibrator gives me better love than you do" 😂😂😂😂
Lava Lyra HATER!!!! YOU HOLD THE L
Lava Lyra hahahahahahah
GODAMMITTHAT WAS AMAZING
YASS I JUST WAS ABOUT TO GO AND COMMENT THAT I DIED!!! XD
Lava Lyra I KNOW RIGHT!!! JACK IS A SAVAGE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"This tastes like piss." What's the real issue? The fact that it tastes like piss, or the fact that you know what piss tastes like?
oof
touché
He even said "Dog shit is better food than this"
hey hey hey dont kink shame
@@alizabethconkshell7885 YES YOU SHOULD IF SOMEONE’S KINK IS WEIRD AS SHIT!
"Shove that down your neck, I'm gonna put cyanide in the next one"
Quite possibly the funniest thing he's ever said.
WHEEZE He’s said funnier
I've heard of hungry hungry hippos but I've never heard of hungry hungry bastards 😂😂😂😂
Sparkling Cookie yeah 😂😅😆😄😹😹😹😹😹
Sparkling Cookie 😂 ikr 😂
Sparkling Cookie I'd play.
Sparkling Cookie
How could you not?! ITS THE HOTTEST GAME AROUND!!!!
I heard when this couple got married the wedding was so emotional, the cake was in *tiers*!
badumtsst
huehuehuehuehuehuehue
Nice one! ;)
Hahahaha funny
That was so bad it's funny lol
Aiden Melville lol
That was SO FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"I will slap seven shades of shite out of you"
Jacksepticeye, 2015
smack*
+makayla williams lol
+makayla williams 50 Shades of Shite
makayla williams
Uh... Given how that book/movie series is basically an abusive relationship covered up by a supposed kink? Yeah the joke is fitting.
makayla williams thats some serious BROWNle movement.
ill go home.
“I’ve heard of hungry hungry hippos but I haven’t heard of hungry hungry bastards” 😂😂
"If you impregnate me, then I'll cook for you."
-jacksepticeye 2015
Lol
Lol
Gabe Boese Lol
v nice
Karina Rasmussen you ruined the chain of lol comments
I feel like Jack was a woman in his past life. It just... Fits.
Amber-Lee Peoples definately. all his past lives if u ask me
D-CraZ thats... kinda sexist but kinda sounds true lol
flyingfoxes 125 well not really sexist cause women didnt have that much freedom in old times. lets just call it a sad lesson in history :P
well that is true... so... alrighty then
Nanni Narayanan *sexy
Last ending had me rolling on the floor! XD
Lizzy Troy omg I know hahahah
Lizzy Troy SAME XDDD
y u Co oh Co ox stop pix of civil war]pa tv pi is fax golf cm puke pi ss CNET cm jc fl TX fibrin woop Oz am seedy ask sector exuded security sex
Kathy Gloste
Lizzy Troy ugggghhhhhh samsung
OMG WHEN THE HUSBAND SAID “HURRY UP NEXT TIME”
Me: AAAAAHHHH *heart stops beating*
Am I the only one that gets terrified when the "hurry up next time!" Thing pops up?!
I'm sitting in the dark and I get terrified 😭😭😭
Kyandra Trott ikr its like a jumpscare
😭Yea
Kyandra Trott lol
FoxyXChica4Life OMG TRUE
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
"HURRY UP NEXT TIME BISH"
"AHHHHH SON OF A---"
*writes down every single burn in this game for possible use in the future* Jack I thank you for your savageness.
"This tastes like piss
Maybe cause I pissed in it"
*DEAD*
Savvy 626 I
“I’ve heard of hungry hungry hippos but not hungry hungry bastards”
this is the content I subscribed for.
also, yes I’m watching in 2018.
2020
@@dnss1232 lol sameeee
2021 😌
"Hurry up next time" Dude that was a freaking scary jumpscare
"HURRY UP NEXT TIME"
Me:hurry up with your manners next time
husband: "the dog shit tastes better than this."
jakesepticeye: "well we dont even have a dog but i would like it if we did theniwould call it mingles."
😂😂😂😂😂😂
HOLY MACARONI
He just said that while I was reading your comment. That was kinda creepy ^^'
HE EATS DOG SHIT;)
Gabi Whitlock
Who tf is jakesepticeye
Elvis The Cat i am
I know this is unrelated to the video, but if I started a Vietnamese restaurant, it would be called VietNomNomNom.
Random Rose I’d eat there!
XD WHY THO?! 😂😂😂
That's awesome🤣🤣
Random Rose Vietnomies
Shorten it to just two noms
came in here not expecting it to be a jumpscare game lol anyone else?
Jordyn Swanson same 😂
Jordyn Swanson IKR I GOT SCARED CUZ I GET SCARED EASILY
me too
I like 😱OH..MY...GAWD
not a jumpscare game jordyn swanson
I've heard of hungry hungry hippos but not hungry hungry bastards
- BEST COMEBACK OF THE YEAR
Also with, "My vibrator gives me better love than you!" XD
+Native_American_ Panda agreed
LOL
Native_American_ Panda yep love yor profile pic BTW
+Madison Cox i wish hungry hungry bastards was a real game now
"Where's my dinner woman"
Me: WHERE'S MY RESPECT BISH
LOL😂😂
+M&M ~Emma~ YASSSSSSSS
+Alexis Hilton lol u cool
+Mariah Sosa. Thanks
Damn straight!
“this tastes like piss”
Me: Oh Yeah that wasn't beer btw🍺
I guess you could say....
(puts on shades)
...shes in the hunger games.
No
No, that was so bad. You don't even deserved the shades you put on.
Ha! Nice bro you 2 are mean stop bullying people and get a life
Not u Freddie fazebear you not mean
joeythemonkey 1 It's part of the joke. Sarcasm.
"my vibrator gives me more love then you" DYING😂😂😂
Juzza Bear *better
XD the last part was sooooo unexpected lol. *The song was so weird lol*
Waffle Mc.Wafflecorn It's called Lick Doo by Kyuss
WatchDog435 OOF
Wife deserved it though
Husband: honey why's the baby on fire?
Baby: *ON FIRE*
Wife: *Buy me more jewelry!!*
Luna Valendo OMG ASDF MOVIE I LOVE THAT
Asdf movie
Husband: but honey, you're a chair.
Backwoods Stories
I can dream HAROLD!
IM A STEGOSAURUSES
How does he know what dog shit tastes like?
How does he know what piss tastes like
David Longford exactly
That's exactly what I was thinkin!
When you smell things you are *technically* tasting them, so just let that thought float around in your head for a bit.
***** SARCASM
Husband:
Dog shit is better food than this.
Wife:
And easier to clean than you.
😎
"My vibrator gives me more love than you do!..." That's the best part XD
Whenever I’m having a bad day, I come to this video. It’s always been a safe place for me. I’ve always watched it whenever I’m feeling down because it cheers me up, somehow. Thank you, Jack, for helping me through tough times.
i love his reaction to the last ending
that was funny
Jessica Tubby I know it was so funny!
his reaction to the song was even funnier
+Willow Massey ikr
I agreey
There shoulda been an ending where the husband pleases the wife THEN she kills him AND she walks away
i actually like this 😂😂
KATintheBLACK That would have been funny lol
KATintheBLACK Now those were good books.
KATintheBLACK it would be funny but it would have to be in a diffrent order.
Found the feminist.
Omg, i love how as the wife asked for favour, jack screamed and his face turned as red as a tomato xD
Lemme correct you
As red as an Irish potato
Husband: wheres my dinner
Wife: WHERES MY VIRGINITY
XD
"The food tastes like piss. Maybe it's because I pissed in it!" OMG I laughed my ass off!
I pissed myself ;)
Lol jack didn't say this but I thought of this: the dog shits better food then this" me: well it is the dogs shit
Dave Hannah LOL good one.
Literally liked this comment as he said it in the video 😂
maybe the you pissed on it
not me
don't reply!
i will be punished
Jack always comes up with the most hilarious things to say
Imfromjamaicaman no he doesnt its just random fucktard shit
caffinefree666 Why did you click on the video? Why did you comment?
Supermegurwolf
Why not?
caffinefree666 Well that's kinda stupid. You're asking me why you shouldn't have clicked on the video and commented despite the fact you don't like Jacksepticeye. If you don't like him, you shouldn't have come onto the video.
caffinefree666 His name isn't Jack XD He's not a disease either.
"I was exposed to Jack... it was a traumatizing experience..."
"I've heard of hungry hungry hippos but not hungry hungry bastards" got me dieing
A TH-cam User LMAO! xD
dieing..... this fanbase is so bad which is unfortunate because I like him
It killed me
2:05 "I'll cook you some- WTF WAS THAT?!?!" That'd be my reaction too
"i'm gonna shoot his ass."
Jackstepticeye
Dilshad Yusifova YEAH HIS NAME IS JACKSTEP!!!! TICEYE
I have a tic in my eye.
Foxyx Kenshin
Stewartsaurus
Dilshad Yusifova
ohh a computer maby i can buy myself a new husband thats amazing lol
Ry and DK Rocks I think you can only buy wives online...
Hmmmmm......... 🤔
Ry and DK Rocks lol
Brah Elliott lol
Ryand DKRocks No no no, we can find a new husband on eBay.
his hunger percentage meter still can't beat my phone's battery percentage decrease speed.
Majii sad....
Same here
#relatable
Same here
After a full year of hearing a cute Irish guy yelling from my roommates room, I finally watched a few of these videos with her and what do I see?? Some of the finest crack snacking to ever appear in a video game 😂😂
If a man told me to get in the kitchen and make him dinner he better hope he has hands left
Damn right.
Oh my god Jack is turning into a depressed woman. 0-0
lol ya
I'm totally fine!! D:
jacksepticeye can u give me advice on bullying because I'm being bullied
Daniel Latter Grab a shotgun and kill them all!
jacksepticeye What would be the weirdest stinkin' thing that ever happened to ya jack???
9:42 Loved the way he said that!
"I'm going down to shoot his ass" - Jacksepticeye A.K.A Sean
***** haha thanks :P
jacksepticeye statement: you are being impearsonated
jacksepticeye Your welcome man!
Pizza
The mirror...you are a vampire!!!!😱😱
.
No.
so is the rest of the house
Jack: Yeah well you know what? my vibrator gives me better love than you do
Me: OOOHH GET DUNKED OOOON!!!!
ShadowYandere Chan oghhhhhhh
I love sans
Jackflash Gordon same
DarkWave thateks? I don't think you understand the 8 in shorten words....
Weirdo Brotato
Whoever wrote this was roleplaying Vriska
so one and two: either person in the relationship should never treat the other bad. like how can people be this way?? it's extremely sad knowing this is real somewhere
Hi I never talked to a person before
Never ever?
...The BDSM community could argue in quite a few ways about that.
***** lol just now
Americo Del Hoyo talk to me
there's a good husband, a good wife, what's next? a good son? a good daughter? a good mother? a good father? I don't know either way they would be good ideas for games!.
You could say Jack is...
''The Best of Wives and best of Woman!''
(Who gets the reference?)
Y E S
YES
Damn you just had to add a hamilton reference did ya
This meetings at dawn
YEAAAAH
am I the only one who got scared by the "HURRY UP NEXT TIME" scence? God I'm pathetic
scene*
Well I jumped 😂😂😂😂
as I typed this it happened
It scared me to 😞
Jasmin...no -e- it scared me 😞
The Good husband should marry the Good wife
Really agree
Imagine them two working together :?
***** I totally agree
Someone should write a fanfic about that.
"I have to get his hunger to go up! Maybe I will wash dishes?"
*yep that's EXACTLY how you feed people*
Lol no hate just pointing that out 🤓😎😏
• Banx • lol
Jack:Im ganna buy a new husband
Me:you do you Jack go get a new husband
I dunno about the wife in "Good Husband" being worse than the husband here.
Say what you will of that lady, but at least she didn't assault you with psychic messages demanding that you hurry up.
Yeah I agree with you, this guy acts like a way scarier version of slender man, popping up everywhere
DinoJake I don't want to be sexist and all but a sin is a sin and the wife in the "Good Husband" and the husband in the "Good Wife" is just as bad as the other. The wife committed adultery and the husband abused his wife.
QKGaming I don't know about you, but I would rather my partner cheat on me than hit me. With cheating, there might be a problem that you can work on or at least come to accept. When it comes to violence, I don't think there's ever a good reason behind it and I have known it to leave vicious mental and physical scarring.
DinoJake Psychological abuse is just as bad, if not worse, especially for an immasculated man. She fucked another guy and got her husband to do all the housework while she sits on her ass, all the while verbally abusing and belittling him. They're both pretty horrible
Flying Purple Unicorns, *wink wink* I actually agree with everything you just said
The "hurry up next time" gave me a heart attack wth was that??
God that husband scared me. Gosh its like fnaf.
The end was weird.....
Foxy Da Pirate yea... it was..
Always scares me when says hurry up next time
StarShipsFly me too. I almost tossed my phone up in the air,
+Snowflake Mel I'm one of those people when they get scared they freeze for 2 minuets
How does the husband know what pee tastes like
Golden shower ;) ever heard of it?
He drinks out of his piss from the toilet
He has a weird fetish
You saw the last ending
@@foxyloxyBABE e w s e x u a l w e i r d o
Oh my gosh.. the ending.
***** ^-^
+pHaN traSh O.O! You're also a fan of SENPAI!
+TheMechanicalGirl999 Phan is life
+pHaN traSh yes girl Phan 4 life 💖💖💖💖💖💖💜💖💖💖💖💖💖
i'm a boy.. LOLOLOL
"the dogs shits better food than this" uhhh how do you know what it tastes like?
"You should listen to your mother" -Jacksepticeye. *Close video, go to sleep*
Lol same!!
Wtf the last ending was so fricking funny😭😅 And the way Jack was at first surprised then started celebrating
Jump scare at 10:54
Thanks
Wtf?!
Thanks dude
When he said we should listen to our mothers i randomly started singing "Mother knows best" xD
The husband keeps on scaring me
Omg his commentary is killing me 😊😂😂😂
He has that awesome quality doesn’t he
when he said love me it sounded like yandere chan when she wants Senpi
Hardcore Laughing So..how do you reply this comment since you are dead? Spirits..
The Mane Six Do u watch mlp (my little pony) ?
Mane Larson
do u watch the kubz scouts
soocer girl *THAT DUDE*
Mane -Jennifer- Larson yea it kinda sounds like yandere simulater
It would be cool if there was the Worlds Best Child XD
SkyigamerAJ YO I WOULD BE THE CHILD AND MURDER MY PARENTS
and that's how it literally is, once they start beating them they are so scared that they do everything fast and try their best
+ArcticBabe _ Yeah, but most girls aren't that helpless. I mean, if a guy treated me like that, I'd just whoop him and run. But it is sad when that happens, yeah. >.
blame religion
yeah... that's how it kind of is with my dad... it's nothing like being married tho.
fernanda capaceta
Oddie Cottage you'd be surprise by how many stay
First of all, yes, I am watching this 2018. Second of all, did anyone else start singing Cell Block Tango at the killing ending??😂
Rebecca Markne HE HAD IT COMING, HE HAD IT COMING, HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAME! IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE, YOU’D HAVE SEEN IT, IM SURE YOU WOULD’VE DONE THE SAME!
Well arent you people edgy
i am watching this in 2019
Oml yes!!
Let’s sing cellblock tango one word at a time!!!
Pop
I've heard of Hungry, Hungry Hippos, not Hungry, Hungry Bastards XD
xD
OKAY, SO I WAS LOOKING THROUGH THE COMMENTS WHILE THE VIDEO PLAYED AND HE SAID THAT EXACT LINE AS I READ IT
I dont know why i got so exited, forgive me.
+Tyler Universe exact same thing happend to me. 😂
Omg, I read that the same time he said it
Lollllllllll
Jack, you'd make a good wife!
"like my badoo?"
Jack: "Love me! Love me!"
Me: sAy tHaT yOu-
Jack! *"LOVE MEEEEEE!!"*
11:10 his face just dropped in shock I died lol
Not even 20 seconds and 125 likes
now its 330 in 3 min
casey heynis Now 6 mins and exactly 525 likes...
Now 8 mIns And720+ likes
Yeah 301+ club high fives guys gals chickens dogs cats?
10 minutes 896+
Every time his hunger drops by 25% (at 75%, 50%, and 25%) his hunger can't go higher than that amount. Which was why his hunger wasn't going up and he just kept eating without it going higher than 75%.
"My vibrator gives me better love than you."
Me: pppffffffttttt... *Bursts into laughter*
you could say she was fighting the hunger games
:D?
Badumtssssst
*claps slowly*
*gets the grenade out of mouth and throws it on the side*
TheFigherFox Fucking roleplay!
ahhh really bruh XD
Last ending reactions:
Jack: "Oh! Oh, god! Even better!"
Me: o_O... server not found
Then the music kicks in and I just close my computer.
shut up
Well you're boring aren't you. Or just too young to appreciate the ending.
hey jack, I wrote a poem I would like to know what you think about it! :) here it is!
We hide, so others don't see us hurt.
We hide, because if they knew us, everything would get worse.
We hide, because we hate the world, and all its shining colors.
We hide, so we're not yelled at for the things we fail at.
We hide, so they can't see us cry or scream o-or go crazy.
We hide, because we have no more sanity! It's all gone, there's nothing left...
We hide, because we are scared, scared we'll be regected by those we trust most.
We hide, so they can't see us slowly die inside.
We hide, so we can escape, escape reality, so no one gets hurt.....
We hide, because we know that all there is ahead is death, and pain, and suffering.
We hide, because we're scared
we'll dissappear
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Nice.
+Angel.Of.Nightmares lol how emo are yooouuu
Word.
So True
+Angel.Of.Nightmares i also wrote a poem!
I like cake
I like cake
I like cake and cake and cake
I like cake
I like cake
Cookies
Cookies
Cake
Jack is the best wife ever 😂