"You get to be a struggling freelance artist." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THIS IS TRULY HELL!" Never has a video game quote touched me in a way that this has, holy shit.
I don't know if someone explained this already, but a quick lesson in Greek mythology: Charon was the immortal ferryman of the Underworld. It was customary to place a coin under the tongues of the deceased so that they could pay Charon to cross the river Styx and enter the afterlife. Those who couldn't would essentially be stuck in the Greek equivalent of purgatory, unable to pass on and unable to return to Earth. Whether or not this tradition is still observed, I have no idea. Also, to set things straight once and for all: The Greek Underworld is NOT their version of Hell. Yes, Hades was its ruler, Cerberus guarded its gates, and there are very famous stories about the punishments like Sisiphus and Tantalus, but the Grecian Underworld was believed to have a section for those who led good lives that was basically party central. Extra fun fact: Cerberus's name roughly translates to "spotted hound" if I receall, meaning the guardian of the Underworld is literally named Spot. Dwell on that...
@Donald Broussard how about you go *FUCK YOUR SELF* I can like whatever game I like at least I got a life instead of you just being cringe with emojis that just proves your just a 8 year old on your dads phone
ziljin the idea is that he's super rich, and because he is so rich he drinks €500 coffee, and tips enough for a barista to open his own coffee shop. (It does say "fancy coffee" which is why it is expensive.) your also assuming he gave him 500 each time, but it says he "hurls stacks of 500's left and right."
"how is our son going to be a respected politician if he can't fend for himself?" "i thought he was gonna be an actor" "oh what's the difference" oof 👀
PredatorCraft 008 no, he didn’t. I wish somebody would recommend it to him to finish the game, though. Maybe possibly at least to get some sort of reply from him on the status of this game’s play through.
So two things... 1) Mark ate the "theoretical frog" and found out it was chocolate 2) The meaning of life is worth so little because living life is worth more than knowing what it actually means
But you have done the same thing here but instead of using something that is obviously an insult you have instead went with "12 year old" pretending that is some sort of super bad insult. If you want a real insult i would go with "finger sucking husk of a person with the mind of a fetus" or you could just call them "A Clown"
I love having Mark just mentally preparing himself to rage to only find out he’s not gonna rage to only find out later on in the game is he going to rage
I love the irony in this situation once you’ve watched this episode more than once he can feel the happiness of Mark fade away before he even realizes it
You can't control your heartbeat directly, but you can control blinking and breathing directly. Otherwise he'd also have to manually filter everything through his liver and press it through his bowels etc, lol.
Lolol, this game is hilarious. But seriously, we take so many things for granted, don't we? Like not having to think about breathing or blinking or balancing our spines.
This is an actual reference to ancient Roman (or Greek I don't remember) afterlife beliefs. They would bury their dead with a gold coin under their tongues so the deceased could pay for river transport from Charon.
Hikari Light - What an odd thing to get your ego hurt over, LOL. "Nice job on throwing ingredients together in a pot, Ramsay... not like I could've done that."
can you imagine if Mark and Team Edge did a Manual Samuel in Real Life Challenge basically one person is the controller and the other person is limp pretty much ragdolls every couple of seconds the controller player maneuvers the limp player's limbs so that the limp player successfully navigates an obstacle course both players get points based on the amount of time elapsed completing the obstacle course then the players rotate out with the previous controller becoming the new limp and a new player becoming the new controller Controller player = Manual Limp player = Samuel
This is the first video of Mark that i watched. I wasn't that fluent in English back then, but i really enjoyed it. It's time to enjoy this masterpiece again.
7:49 charon is the devil's ferryman his job is to ship souls sentenced to eternal damnation to the circle of hell they are supposed to be in out of the 9 circles of hell
This is absolutely hilarious and right up your alley Markimoo. Please play more!(but I think my request is too late, I see a Manual Samual 3, so there must be a 2)
TK4037 Plays Stuff well, if it did exist, then there would be a lake of fire, which I assume would be either wood fire or magma, so that would probably add a red tint to it.
I always liked the Dante Alighieri version of hell, where it's completely frozen. It makes more sense since ice is inert, freezing causes slooow agonizing pain, and better represents deadness and eternity. Unlike fire, which is lively an bright and requires a constant source of energy lest it die out.
Charon is one of Pluto’s moons, but it’s so big it was almost named a twin planet with Pluto, but didn’t fit the planet criteria. It was named after the ferry man of the underworld, that took souls across the river styx. This aligns with Pluto because “Pluto” is the Roman name for Hades, the god of the underworld.
“With some coffee in his system, Sam finds it easier to exist.”
“YAY!”
*Sam falls*
Dam I should get some coffee
Lol
He got decaf
Devonjm06 should’ve got some coffee spiked with vodka
With some coffee in her system, Sammy finds it easier to keep herself alive
-Kurt Cobain on his art website, March 18th, 1994
Mark: His back broke the wrong way!
Me: is... is there a right way??
Yeah, hit it with a hammer while upside down and bend forward until it snaps and you can see the bone. Easy am I right?
Your welcome!
you're too young if you don't get it
No not really
Bailey Hender spines have nothing to do with age what are you on about lmao
We all say something in the heat of passion jimbo
"You get to be a struggling freelance artist."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THIS IS TRULY HELL!"
Never has a video game quote touched me in a way that this has, holy shit.
There are only 2 types of freelance artist customers:
Choosing Beggars and "cAn yOu dRaW mE?"
@@formerlyyaboitom10 **pays you with exposure** you're welcome
nonono it's holy feces
@@nit-Inundate Hey now, exposure is the best form of payment, because you don't have to pay for it :F
@@anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587 I hope this is satire
I love how this showed up in my suggested 4 years later.
Same
And how he never finished it.
Also same
I remember skipping this when it was uploaded 😅
I know and I never got to finish it
I don't know if someone explained this already, but a quick lesson in Greek mythology: Charon was the immortal ferryman of the Underworld. It was customary to place a coin under the tongues of the deceased so that they could pay Charon to cross the river Styx and enter the afterlife. Those who couldn't would essentially be stuck in the Greek equivalent of purgatory, unable to pass on and unable to return to Earth. Whether or not this tradition is still observed, I have no idea.
Also, to set things straight once and for all: The Greek Underworld is NOT their version of Hell. Yes, Hades was its ruler, Cerberus guarded its gates, and there are very famous stories about the punishments like Sisiphus and Tantalus, but the Grecian Underworld was believed to have a section for those who led good lives that was basically party central. Extra fun fact: Cerberus's name roughly translates to "spotted hound" if I receall, meaning the guardian of the Underworld is literally named Spot. Dwell on that...
Eric Bussa and then Tartarus
Nice to know I'm not the only nerd in greek mythology
@Kaminari Denki I did I finished the first series o just need to finish the second
@Donald Broussard fuck off kid get off your dads phone
@Donald Broussard how about you go *FUCK YOUR SELF* I can like whatever game I like at least I got a life instead of you just being cringe with emojis that just proves your just a 8 year old on your dads phone
love how one coffee costs 500 euros. but 2000 euros can help a barista open his own coffee shop.........
well, considering the developers are mostly norwegian, maybe they drew inspiration from prices there?
ziljin the idea is that he's super rich, and because he is so rich he drinks €500 coffee, and tips enough for a barista to open his own coffee shop. (It does say "fancy coffee" which is why it is expensive.) your also assuming he gave him 500 each time, but it says he "hurls stacks of 500's left and right."
Nah Coffee here in Norway is pretty cheap
Snakefredy It was just a joke matey. everybody sais shit's expensive in Norway
k
It’s been 6 years and I still love this vid
Even fbi like this
7 years now
7 almost 8 is crazy to me
"He finally makes it out the front door, beaten, terrified *breaks back*, stupid." Absolute gold
"how is our son going to be a respected politician if he can't fend for himself?"
"i thought he was gonna be an actor"
"oh what's the difference"
oof 👀
I mean, they're both soulless
@@subswithoutanyvids-kl2kp and you are so homophobic
this is a good game
Sounds like trump
First an actor
Then a politician
And I ope
If I ever had to live a day like this, I'd just put on some Netflix and lay down for the day.
Same. I'd make myself a ton of bags of popcorn, grab my phone, laptop, sketchbook, and pencil crayons, and flop on the couch
You still get up to use the bathroom, right? XD
@@pundertalefan4391 there's no need! Just grab a bucket XD
@@vmoney6904 i agree but how would you use your sketch book, i mean it would be pretty hard
@@thinkinmaybenot oh damn. You right
This game is so ridiculous...
I love it
Karen Liu I think it is really funny 😂
Yes
"You totally raged a lot".
Karen Liu
Karen Liu
What a bizarre time for this to finally be recommended to me
Sam walks down the stairs with great per-
Sam decides o hurl himself down the stairs, apparently too used to hurling money around
22:40
XD
Funniest part
Lmao mood.
I feel like this happens when I try to walk minus the money I'm broke😂😂😂
"Oh my god, this game is actually going to be cool!"
*If only he continued it T^T*
Your Daily Dose of Stupidity he did!
PredatorCraft 008 no, he didn’t. I wish somebody would recommend it to him to finish the game, though. Maybe possibly at least to get some sort of reply from him on the status of this game’s play through.
Cosmo Bear heres the link
Yeah he did look up part 2 and 3
@@puppibiscuit5653
I don't remember Mark making a part 3... I looked it up on Mark's channel and a 3rd part never appeared
The narrator reminds me so much of the Stanley parable. It's like I am bread had a baby with the Stanley parable.
NAILED IT
Amber, SAME
I am stanly
yea it's so reminiscent of it
So two things...
1) Mark ate the "theoretical frog" and found out it was chocolate
2) The meaning of life is worth so little because living life is worth more than knowing what it actually means
3:52 *I'm still learning how to be huUuUUuuUuUUUuUmAaAAaAaaAnNn*
Me every day
I'm one of you subs
Yes
mark: *saying how easy and fun the game is gonna be*
Game: Time to end this mans whole -career- sanity
I would like your comment but it's on 69
@@st4rb0Oo0y understandable bro, have a nice day
@@st4rb0Oo0y its no longer on 69, feel free to like it
mark and jack should do co-op in this game!
H2CO3 Insane 'K
Edscratch23469 no. How would that work, and why? Jack is shit
Doritogaming Mc the 12 year old can't think of anything to say, so he just throws out names and hopes that I will feel bad
Why do you hate Jack? Just asking.
But you have done the same thing here but instead of using something that is obviously an insult you have instead went with "12 year old" pretending that is some sort of super bad insult. If you want a real insult i would go with "finger sucking husk of a person with the mind of a fetus" or you could just call them "A Clown"
This was my childhood 6 years ago. I remember when he posted this and I loved it so much. Forgot all about it, glad it showed up
This is definitely Markiplier style humor.
pissing all over the place, and weird controllers.....all it needs is a dick joke.
"Sam has no time to play with his flappy rooster"
There ya go :D
HAHA!
U still alive after 6 years
@@Alexandcatcrew No
25:40 Can I just point out the PERFECT timing of Sam's spine breaking?
25:10 MARK YOU DIDN'T NOTICE THE B TO BLOW!!!!!
XD
Hitting the center all the time
To do the work that way we do you want me a little while and the wrong email it back in time
Lol
I love having Mark just mentally preparing himself to rage to only find out he’s not gonna rage to only find out later on in the game is he going to rage
he didn't notice "b to blow" and i'm crying inside.
Imagine an animation of this!
(Mid-breath)
(Mark passes it due to lack of oxygen)
Mark: I was in the middle of the breathy thing!
I NEED TO SEE THIS
Stephanie Lemanski
Doesn't that sound great!?
It happened when he held down the button to EXhale, not INhale.
It's like a cartoon, I love it.
Paper Marshae I know! I love watching people playing it.
Paper Marshae It's like QWOP: The Animated Series.
TheMetalsonic3000 I recognize that but I can't remember what it stands for
Paper Marshae It's the name of another game where the protagonist's limbs don't work properly.
old flash game where q, w, o, and p were used to move your legs manually. It's kinda the origin of the whole thing.
I love that song.
“Dededem I’m so clean, blink blink blink.”
Trump 20twentyone?
I love the irony in this situation once you’ve watched this episode more than once he can feel the happiness of Mark fade away before he even realizes it
Mark "I thought this was going to be a rag doll runner type horror show!"
Also Mark "This game is gonna be good!"
Me " Oh just you wait!"
when Jack an Mark upload at the same time *goals*
Notice me Senpai! Yeessssss
Notice me Senpai! same
you mean jacksepticeye? i literally cannot watch a single video of him fully, he is so fucking annoying with his screaming jesus crhist
6 years ago, and the man's still thriving and entertaining. Gotta love the dedication
If everything is manual for him wouldn't that mean that he has to keep his heart pumping
Exactly
Death mention to sam that he would control his whole body manually but not his organs
You can't control your heartbeat directly, but you can control blinking and breathing directly. Otherwise he'd also have to manually filter everything through his liver and press it through his bowels etc, lol.
No, because if you want you can 'manually' stop blinking and breathing but you can't just stop your heart in one sec
Brony
We need more of this series.
Markiplier: I was getting ready to be so mad
Me: lol just wait
Alexander? 😂
Hamilton?
Just?
Here almost 8 years later, wondering if Mark will do the other Perfectly Paranormal games:
Helheim Hassle and The Holy Gosh Darn.
We shall see...
Lolol, this game is hilarious. But seriously, we take so many things for granted, don't we? Like not having to think about breathing or blinking or balancing our spines.
Yes you don't normally think of that, crazy what we can notice.
Don't forget our heartbeat.
Our bodies are stubborn like that.
Pie Pierrot l!j
TheShadowSeekerGaming Your Sooo right and now I'm trying to breath normally
"It's a good thing I take care of this incredible b-"
*spine breaks*
"Oh"
XD yeah, really proving his point.
Lmao a struggling freelance artist and he screamed nooook! Thats deep pfft
Ok?
HAHAHAHABSHDHS😭
Edit- I just witnessed that moment and pffftt I still can't help but be amused. Ah..
My favorite part to this day
Anyone here 7 years later too?
Almost 8 now😢 this game feels much younger!
Yes
Yup
Yep broo😂❤
Yes
"Sam walks perfectly dow-" BOOM BANG OUCH AHHH "GOD DAMN IT SAM YOU FELL DOWN THE STAIRS!" XD
The stairs was my favorite part XD
Same it's my favorite thing too
Charon was the river man across the River Styx. He let the spirits across if they have drachmas to give him. I think that's how it goes
I FOUND MY PEOPLE! I want to high five you so hard right now ✋😂
Camille Kolen are dis a dam Percy Jackson reference?
+Kitsy2 yOO YEP
This is an actual reference to ancient Roman (or Greek I don't remember) afterlife beliefs. They would bury their dead with a gold coin under their tongues so the deceased could pay for river transport from Charon.
Greek
Samuel walks as if he:
A) needs to take a shit.
Or
B) is a velociraptor disguised in a human skin suit.
XD
i personally prefer option B
SPRINGTRAP SLAYER It could be! But it wasn't intended.
You made my day! XD
Sam can open doors now. Clever boy.
18:00
"I could just lay on the floor"
your wish is granted.
19:26 don't you just hate it when you're taking a piss and your spine suddenly bends smh
...holy feces is now my least favourite phrase thanks game
Same here
Was it previously your favorite phrase?
David Boucard no, i first heard death say it in jacks playthrough. he just says it too much
Death says the words "holy feces" so many time, i don't even want to use the word feces anymore.
you mean faeces?
24:05 my new catchphrase.
"Press 'B' to blow"
indeed xD
OH GOD ...........ITS OCTO DAD ALL OVER AGEN
"Hey Boney, want me to press B to blow?" (Cuz Death is a skeleton? ... I'll see myself out).
Oh dear GOD let this be a feature!!!!!!
Sasquatch Hadarock job
Roses are red
That much is true
Violets are violet
Not freaking blue
Varatox No, I'm officially gonna cry!!! Lol
So original
okay
Varatox Yes they are, they're having a bad day and you're not helping, no wonder they're blue.
Varatox love your poem
20:35 has always been my favorite part in the dozens of times I’ve rewatched the video! Awesome job Lixian, I’m dead with laughter!
lixian wasn't the editor for the old videos thats new
"Oh, I don't think physical violence was warranted!"
With Mark, physical violence is not only warranted, but NECESSARY.
Mark and Jack upload an episode of Manual Samuel at the same time? *Septiplier Confirmed*
Conorsawsome yas
Haha I noticed that!
I was just going to comment that. Lol.
ew
I noticed that too!
I bet Mark's girlfriend Amy could pronounce it. That girl loves her coffee.
Something tells me you just wanted to say her name in the comments.
Something tells me that you're correct.
Jakub Świtalski you're more right than you know.
Panic At The Discount mark has no gf he is single but he will be mine
Erin Markiplier Love Oh.
Manual Samuel, the only game where drinking coffee is an accomplishment.
hehehe
well, not exactly the only game. Probably the only one where blinking is an accomplishment, though.
#DrinkCoffee
Lanky macCrazyhair COFFEE IS THE GOD OF MORNINGS
Hi markiplier from 7 years ago
I love how the very last credit at the beginning says, "P.S. We are Single". (>// ^ //
Looks Like Manual Samuel Needs To Read The Samuel Manual
sweg
Nice job on switching words around. It's not like I could've done that
@@vigilantvirgil2234 but yah didn't
this should have 10000000000000000 likes, this is amazing
Hikari Light - What an odd thing to get your ego hurt over, LOL. "Nice job on throwing ingredients together in a pot, Ramsay... not like I could've done that."
#BlinkingAndBreathing
Lolol
#seenenough
That be bitchin'!
Jessica Pineda What if he is not human? :O
αρρlє ραιит My nose is stuffed so no breathing for me
I love this game. The sarcastic narrator, the..strange Death...it is truly beautiful
Charon was the minor god in Greek Mythology that ferried the souls of the dead across the River Styx in the Underworld.
Erin Richardson Chiron you mean
Im so happy ive found other greek and roman mythology lovers/knowers
He's a spiritual entity
@@lunawolf9572 same
@@lunawolf9572 Sameeeeeeee but the mythology is really incest
18:55 "My spine broke the wrong way"
-Wait, there's a right way?
I was prepared for this to be another I Am Bread situation, but it was so much better 😂
(not to say that I Am Bread wasn't fucking hilarious to watch, but this game is really cool)
At least he didn't break his controller in the middle of his rage quit.
Andy Ward
Gemma❤❤❤❤❤❤🚌♿💨💦🕗
Andy Ward I
I love how this showed up in my recommended 6 years later
MARK YOU DIDNT SAY B TO BLOW
cooro *breath
Moonwolf Amelia Breathe*
I'm sure this is jus the first half-witted, i-have-a-small-pen*s-so-I'm-gonna-make-fun-of-others-while-hiding-behind-mycomputer
he/she meant on the part where he had to blow on the coffee
cooro oh shut the fuck up
Was anyone else manually breathing a lot for the last 10 mins of the video?
GSC_RogueRaven yea
And blinking
Yes
GSC_RogueRaven hey, fuck you
Yup, basically playing the real life version while watching.
Coop!!!!!!! With Jack!!!!
yes!!!!
xX_DarkLightBoi_Xx yah jacksepticye is best!
Cassie VanMeter yes!!!!!!!!!!
Cassie VanMeter yes
Yeah!!!
7 years and this vid still hasn’t lost it’s hit (Kinda like the hit Sam’s Girlfriend gave Sam a concussion with)
Anyone notice the licence plate on the truck is Feces
It's a septic truck, they clean septic tanks.
***** yes i know
love the picture!! (I'm a bronie)
amber blizek Thanks. I drew it myself, lol.
*Feces happens*
can you imagine if Mark and Team Edge did a Manual Samuel in Real Life Challenge
basically one person is the controller and the other person is limp pretty much ragdolls every couple of seconds
the controller player maneuvers the limp player's limbs so that the limp player successfully navigates an obstacle course
both players get points based on the amount of time elapsed completing the obstacle course
then the players rotate out with the previous controller becoming the new limp and a new player becoming the new controller
Controller player = Manual
Limp player = Samuel
this idea is genius!
thumb this up so mark sees!
FlapHedge
FlapHedge
I dont feel like reading the whole comment so i will say the truth
Venular Spider metoo
Not manual enough. You need to have to control heartbeat, digestion, and consciousness, too. Maybe even more.
Nathan Bremer all of which avalaible in the next dlc: Hard mode samuel!
Nah, every time you die you get some of your shreds back, but without as many shreds he makes you control more stuff.
not really
This is the first video of Mark that i watched. I wasn't that fluent in English back then, but i really enjoyed it. It's time to enjoy this masterpiece again.
Omg, if you have on the captions, in one part, it says "Markipoo giggles" 😂😂😂
ZoraZerpinHylian Gaming Timestamp...NEOW
3:28
OMG XD
It is not funny it is hilarious
Markipoo giggles at the violent action
"I'm really trying here!"
>Proceeds to hit the same leg-key twice, *nine times in a row*
25:40 He finally makes it out the front door,beaten,terrified* spine breaks *,stupid(perfect timing)
Yep
I remember watching this 6 years ago right when it first came out, but now 6 years later I’m doing the exact same thing with other Markiplier videos
5:36 mumbles “if your husband isn’t here” 😂😂
''he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth''
me:
''THEY CALL ME--''
Sunna Líf SAMEEEE
Mr. Fazbear (virtual cookies for anyone who gets that reference)
Sunna Líf OMGGGG HAHAH SAMEEE SO GLAD TO SEE ARMYS ON MARKIE'S VIDEOS
Sunna Líf LITERALLY ME THOUGH
we are everywhere, seriously
21:18 .....Narrator: What should he wear today? Me: I don't know, how about CLOTHES?
he'll wear *HIS DYING, DECAYING BODY!*
7:49 charon is the devil's ferryman his job is to ship souls sentenced to eternal damnation to the circle of hell they are supposed to be in out of the 9 circles of hell
omg yes so glad to see you play this mark :D
hey im a sub :)
I AGREE
MrVaan97 liar you did this to another comment.
arc welding
omg... WHEN SAM STARTED TO DO THE SPLITS IT GETS ME EVERYTIME XD
At 7:35: oh my gosh this won't be rage inducing at all.
Not even five minutes later: I regret everything.
“Sam has no time for flappy rooster” “How about fuck you” got me laughing so hard 😂
This is absolutely hilarious and right up your alley Markimoo. Please play more!(but I think my request is too late, I see a Manual Samual 3, so there must be a 2)
I llllllll
Llllll
Um, what?
Jessica S. jnn
Um..what?
Fact: Hell, if it exists, is actually blue, because sulfur/brimstone burns with blue flames.
TK4037 Plays Stuff fact: hell may not exist but if it does, then yes. blue.
TK4037 Plays Stuff well, if it did exist, then there would be a lake of fire, which I assume would be either wood fire or magma, so that would probably add a red tint to it.
That would be cool. I love that color.
So what I'm getting from these comments is that hell is purple.
I always liked the Dante Alighieri version of hell, where it's completely frozen. It makes more sense since ice is inert, freezing causes slooow agonizing pain, and better represents deadness and eternity. Unlike fire, which is lively an bright and requires a constant source of energy lest it die out.
YOU NEED TO MORE OF THIS PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLEASE PLEASE
Sam: * * gets a concussion * *
His hippocampus: *I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move*
19:26
Missing the toilet will break your Spine apparently
“Did he die with dignity?”
Define “Dignity” sir...
"Ohhh Normal! Normal! Normal! Normal!"
"I'M NORMAL!! I'M NORMAL.... Sorry, I'm Normal"
Who remembers that?
Charon is one of Pluto’s moons, but it’s so big it was almost named a twin planet with Pluto, but didn’t fit the planet criteria. It was named after the ferry man of the underworld, that took souls across the river styx. This aligns with Pluto because “Pluto” is the Roman name for Hades, the god of the underworld.
i can't wrap my head around the fact this is a game
mark you missed the B to BLOW
David Cheese lol
I love how he can clean off bruises and cuts and his pants not ripping
23:03 "Sam has no time to play with a floppy rooster right now though"
Did anyone notice it said B to blow? ;3
only classic mark fans know where that's from. ;)
Mathias Køhler oh yeah old mark squad!
20:32 was my favorite part cuz of the way mark edited it
Mathias Køhler i notice that the truck license plate spelled feces
Mathias Køhler I know what you mean XD
“This game is gonna be great!”
*Laughs in evil*
"why did the meaning of life coin have a single sperm on it?" I believe that might be a reference to Monty python and the meaning of life movie.
No, it's Jack's Septiceye
I've watched this video every year since it came out. Safe to say Mark raised me. Love the video
20:27 My friends this is the morning ritual of one Mr. Iplier