DAYLIGHT ROBBERY | Sneak Thief #1

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  • @damonirvine8910
    @damonirvine8910 8 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    Breaks into someone's house, says he needs a self defense weapon.

    • @mirhaque9857
      @mirhaque9857 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lmao Jacksepticeye quote 2016! :D XD

    • @extal6896
      @extal6896 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Mir Haque Xd :D :P ROFL LOL LMAO

    • @jonahsodergren8682
      @jonahsodergren8682 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh geez he is a dork isn't he?

    • @isuck1759
      @isuck1759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mirhaque9857 hello people in 2016

    • @isuck1759
      @isuck1759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@extal6896 hello people in 2016

  • @ktownperp
    @ktownperp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1695

    Jack: There’s no trace that I was ever here...
    Also jack: *steals tv*

    • @hammerbro1947
      @hammerbro1947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      *Whoosh*
      "WHERE DID I EVEN PUT THAT TV?!" -- 2016 Jack

    • @randomhuman5714
      @randomhuman5714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      he must have the pockets of Link from Legend of Zelda to fit that TV in his pants

    • @avanboy5426
      @avanboy5426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      and everything that was gold ever existed

    • @nyxie2877
      @nyxie2877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But if it’s not there now, was it ever really there?

    • @Mimzrz
      @Mimzrz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      big funny such cool

  • @TanyaSapienVintage
    @TanyaSapienVintage 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1507

    "you need to collect at least $500,000"
    >Collects 1.3 million
    "I wonder if I have enough yet."

    • @vsernqme
      @vsernqme 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao I just noticed that. 😂

    • @panzerkampfbigboy6319
      @panzerkampfbigboy6319 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +Potato Queen You were in Markiplier's video 'Try,Die,Repeat'. The one who said about your mom smashing your forehead or something into the keyboard that was funny af xD

    • @vsernqme
      @vsernqme 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Maus Tanker +Maus Tanker IM FAMOUS!!!! And thanks. 😂 That comment is very unoriginal so I decided to add something to it. I usually don't post comments like that but I just thought about it and posted it. I didn't think anyone made that joke before.

    • @sashoandonovski3512
      @sashoandonovski3512 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tanya Sapien oooooooooooő shit

    • @allancuthbertson1299
      @allancuthbertson1299 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      the boss

  • @yodumb5864
    @yodumb5864 6 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    5:32 Jack: "nobody will ever know i was here"
    2 seconds later the realisation kicks in
    Jack:'OH CRAP SOMEONE'S HOME!'

  • @fawnfever418
    @fawnfever418 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1012

    **runs into bank with gun**
    “THIS IS A STICK UP!!”
    **immediately gets shot** 😂😂

    • @kiddogamin4633
      @kiddogamin4633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      it's called intent karma bruh

    • @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012
      @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@kiddogamin4633 *instant

    • @kiddogamin4633
      @kiddogamin4633 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 oh okay wrong spelling
      boomer

    • @720cz8
      @720cz8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Steve Gregory oh you are one of those unnecessary people

    • @danneydailey6357
      @danneydailey6357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@720cz8 yes he is

  • @josephgobble3393
    @josephgobble3393 8 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    The fact that when I yelled he stopped made my day.

    • @toph0333
      @toph0333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SAME THING FOR ME I FELT LIKE WE WERE TALKING! I was happy :D.

    • @j0hnyp0pr0cket6
      @j0hnyp0pr0cket6 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ME TOO! I FEEL LIKE I CAN CRUSH A MOUNTAIN!

    • @bluelunakitty5775
      @bluelunakitty5775 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HOLY SHIT THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME AAAAAAAAH

    • @LexiLite02
      @LexiLite02 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FRIKIN SAMMMEEEE LIKE HOLY COW

    • @henrygurich9306
      @henrygurich9306 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here

  • @brockbucher6377
    @brockbucher6377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    “I need something for self defense!”
    Jack, you robbed them

    • @roananolson5295
      @roananolson5295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No shit

    • @hammerbro1947
      @hammerbro1947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@roananolson5295 *Sherlock*

    • @gaff00123
      @gaff00123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Here no shit Sherlock

    • @voiduss7563
      @voiduss7563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Roanan Olson
      There is this thing on earth don’t get too excited but it was a JOKE DUMBASS

    • @lazyken6468
      @lazyken6468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Voiduss no shit Sherlock

  • @nikka9484
    @nikka9484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    jack : *leave no trace i was here*
    also jack : **steals a whole flat screen tv**

    • @voiduss7563
      @voiduss7563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nikka stolen comment

    • @dawg4857
      @dawg4857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@voiduss7563 stfu

    • @spring1242
      @spring1242 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Voiduss stfu

    • @xxlemonkiaxx610
      @xxlemonkiaxx610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Nikka
      Jokes are meant to be shared, also, they have different wording. If anything, Every comment with a word the Seán has said could be considered “Stolen”

  • @MAX-ky3ik
    @MAX-ky3ik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Jack: *sets of tiny alarm*
    Guy: *”So you have chosen death”*

    • @Tairafan
      @Tairafan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Welcome to America

  • @SW-fb1wh
    @SW-fb1wh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Jack: "No one will ever know I was hear."
    *Owner, unlocks the door*

  • @Ihrtshntii
    @Ihrtshntii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    Jack: "quick, hide in the tub and think about life choices!"
    Me: "what? Okay." 😂

    • @ArctrooperHavoc
      @ArctrooperHavoc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hm that's a good idea

    • @no5564
      @no5564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Very gud idea

  • @BTheEPIC
    @BTheEPIC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    Jacksepticeye: "I don't think I have enough money."
    Me: "YOU HAVE 1 MILLLION DOLLLARS!!!"

  • @DrumlineKid
    @DrumlineKid 8 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Im going to be completely honest in this. I used to watch jack when he had around 2 mil subs and i watched him for the longest time until i started to watch other people (dont watch him anymore.) Well i came back today to see how hes doing and i would like to say something. It honestly seems like to me that jack is the nicest and most sincere person on this entire website. Even though i dont watch him if i could see one youtuber in public it would probs be him. Hes a huge inspiration in the fact that he came this far in his career and still continued to be the nicest, coolest, and most sincere guy i have ever seen. Amazing work and lots of respect to him for that. I remember when i would come home sometimes after maybe having a bad day at school looking forward to his videos. When i watched his videos i felt like i was in the room with him, talking to him. Thanks jack. Eternal respect and love to you even though your probably wont see this.

    • @Sarah-gt5pr
      @Sarah-gt5pr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jack or Mark definitely

    • @troyshade6269
      @troyshade6269 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Beautifully written

    • @lightmarines1764
      @lightmarines1764 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Respect!

    • @TheChosenOne1_
      @TheChosenOne1_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      im too lazy to read but is this comment about jack doing good in the game?

    • @DrumlineKid
      @DrumlineKid 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Craig Arvie Lupac No lol

  • @saikiscoffeejelly1141
    @saikiscoffeejelly1141 8 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    OMFG I DIED WHEN I YELLED DOGS AND HE STOPPED AND SAID "dogs? Okay." WTF JACK OMFG MY HEART IS BEATING SO FAST RN

    • @purplelovesyou8667
      @purplelovesyou8667 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah ik ur lying

    • @mc83ch5
      @mc83ch5 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      MY FANBOY HEART COULDNT TAKE IT

    • @sur-surprised6072
      @sur-surprised6072 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LETS GET THESE TEEN HEARTS BEATING FASTER, FASTER
      sry my heart couldn't resist

    • @repeatthis2909
      @repeatthis2909 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Proplays nope, same happened for me xD

    • @purplelovesyou8667
      @purplelovesyou8667 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      RepeatThis u sure?

  • @downtownjbl
    @downtownjbl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This was my favourite series of Jack's. I remember being so excited for the next Sneak Thief video as the series was going on nearly 5 videos. Re-watching them all for nostalgia.

    • @KhaoxLazona
      @KhaoxLazona ปีที่แล้ว +1

      doing that in 2023 lol

  • @doragonsoruja
    @doragonsoruja 8 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Is it me or does anyone else get a horror game feel when he was hiding from the house owner?

  • @etiennecharbonneau3592
    @etiennecharbonneau3592 8 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Oh my god, I already can't wait for an animated video of Jack playing this game XD

    • @miguellopez1543
      @miguellopez1543 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hi. go to

    • @caelenjenks
      @caelenjenks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its going to be amazing

    • @lndrnmomof3
      @lndrnmomof3 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      No I like you more then pews

    • @xkalekpx
      @xkalekpx 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy fuck yes...PIXLPIT GET TO IT!!!

    • @marshallliu9894
      @marshallliu9894 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it would be awesome for Jack to make an animations for this!

  • @SiggokART
    @SiggokART 8 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Im waiting for the day this is animated

    • @mirhaque9857
      @mirhaque9857 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @Halfcupofcoffee
      @Halfcupofcoffee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm on it but it will take a long while because of school.

    • @Chluffles
      @Chluffles 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've animated 20 seconds so far XD but I'm planning to do a full one :) before school starts

    • @dexterado3344
      @dexterado3344 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YASS

    • @chanman1764
      @chanman1764 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @Latinkila0421
    @Latinkila0421 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Seven years ago when the sneak thief series started I was 9 years old and when I come home from school I would get a sandwich and apple juice and chips and just watch these videos non stop on my moms computer. Now I pretty much do the same with my own laptop

  • @josh_joestar
    @josh_joestar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    "Do you like my car?" "I'm gonna wait for the bus." Nope. Nothing strange here.

  • @aramomafia
    @aramomafia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    “You Have To Open it was with a door thingy”
    - Jacksepticeye 2016

  • @linneaskoglund9769
    @linneaskoglund9769 8 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    who likes jacks videos before even watching it coz you know it is going to be awsome and you are going to have the best time coz you are on jacksepticeyes channel and he is the best youtuber ever and you always scream his intro and outro with him and you accually feel like a part of the video and wish to be in it and dream about it and then waking up and feeling really sad coz it was only a dream and realize that you are obsessed and have a problem?
    I DOOO!!

  • @iNeon-03
    @iNeon-03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Jack: Man, this is a very nice house
    Also Jack: he doesn’t even have $50,000 worth of items

  • @johnnygat1956
    @johnnygat1956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    “This is a stickup”
    Cop: ima do what’s called a pro gamer move

    • @elizabethbailey4914
      @elizabethbailey4914 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Saw the comment right after I watched that part, it made it even better lmao

  • @keganferdinand4121
    @keganferdinand4121 8 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    4:57 "leave no trace that I was here" *steals huge TV*

  • @King_of_Gotham
    @King_of_Gotham 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "I'm taking this for safe keeping...Idiots" 😂
    When Jack was tempted by the shotgun I felt that on a sprititual level

  • @sirwyattt
    @sirwyattt ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This series is one of my favorites, as short and obscure as it is.

  • @melozanob
    @melozanob 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    am i the only one who gets extremely anxious with this and the very organised thief games? i still watch tho because of jack but I FEEL SO ANXIOUS

    • @algamation5101
      @algamation5101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're not alone.

    • @shadow3675
      @shadow3675 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Melissa Lozano dang home onwer nearly gave me a heart attack.

  • @lotusoftheyear9502
    @lotusoftheyear9502 6 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Jack: “THIS IS A STICK UP!”
    Cop: Pulls shotgun “OH HELL NAW”

  • @themoe1405
    @themoe1405 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    10:05 "THIS IS A STICKUP" *gets killed immediately *

  • @kar6635
    @kar6635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Jack: kills someone *instantly laughs*
    Me: laughs along but still kinda concerned

  • @ordinary1924
    @ordinary1924 7 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Jack "This Is A Stickup"
    Gets Shot Instantly....

    • @vickeymckinney6735
      @vickeymckinney6735 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ordinary lkk

    • @sinileksophi3174
      @sinileksophi3174 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ordinaryu753

    • @sophiavictoria4017
      @sophiavictoria4017 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ordinary ike

    • @adasalazar1436
      @adasalazar1436 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ary 7wu
      Sksk2spp the best of the most part of my favorite part of a sudden death of passengers and I will have the right to your 2nd. the first 8 the best way

  • @yonkhjonk9164
    @yonkhjonk9164 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "Okay okay ssshhhhh GOOD GOD THIS IS A NICE HOUSE!"jacksepticeye 2016

    • @yonkhjonk9164
      @yonkhjonk9164 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm not wrong and you know that

    • @captainmega6310
      @captainmega6310 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Starlight the Goddess of Beaty I hate admit things, but.........yes

  • @JaysBlue
    @JaysBlue 8 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Why is Peter Pan always flying?
    He Neverlands
    I like this joke because it never gets old!

    • @holychalupas5567
      @holychalupas5567 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have to admit , this was a pretty good joke.

    • @DeathnoteRulez4
      @DeathnoteRulez4 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I agree. The joke had a very nice hook.

    • @kj763219
      @kj763219 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

    • @runikwolf7755
      @runikwolf7755 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know I could never think of that joke.

    • @resparza1958
      @resparza1958 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +WolfyTheAlpha ya

  • @turtlejuice1013
    @turtlejuice1013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jack: shout out what ever one sounds right
    Me: *shouts in the middle of the night

  • @N8tvWildcat
    @N8tvWildcat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +911

    "Get in the bath and think about life descisions!" -Jacksepticeye, 2016
    I ACTUALLY do that by the way, except I prefer showers.
    Anybody else?

    • @krzychan13
      @krzychan13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i would have done what you did 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @joelsalanguit1516
      @joelsalanguit1516 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oo wow i actually saw that comment when that part started xD

    • @freddythepiratebonnie
      @freddythepiratebonnie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      me

    • @fiery_scream
      @fiery_scream 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nearly everybody does. :T

    • @kampfaxt9330
      @kampfaxt9330 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what alse

  • @Android18luvsMC
    @Android18luvsMC 8 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    "Birds are chirping!"
    Birds are singing, flowers are blooming.... OH, wrong game. Sorry.
    *leaves

  • @sur-surprised6072
    @sur-surprised6072 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I didn't know lil potato man had siblings! I hope they get over the death of their brother soon... R.I.P lil potato man

  • @m.leniecruz7526
    @m.leniecruz7526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Jack:You like my whip?
    Cop:Yeah dude
    Jack:Ok imma seat right here and wait for the bus
    Cop:You just said you have a car/whip

  • @gothmommymellowdy
    @gothmommymellowdy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    all that gold and they only have party pizzas in the fridge lol

    • @nibba9197
      @nibba9197 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ikr

    • @fang8459
      @fang8459 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ikr they could just order some pizza... stupid people xD 😂😂

  • @StellaBellar
    @StellaBellar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    "White Words".... "That's racist." xD Im fucking dying lol

  • @josephikrackowski9715
    @josephikrackowski9715 7 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    The pass word is BA_k jacks reaction is "That means it is.......band!!!" We love you jack!!!

  • @michaellynes3540
    @michaellynes3540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:58
    Jack: Um, excuse me...
    (Alarm goes off)
    10:00
    Jack: This is a stick up!!!
    (Jack gets shot)

  • @k-popfanatic9367
    @k-popfanatic9367 8 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    If I had one person to rob a bank with I would pick jack

    • @break_the_galaxy
      @break_the_galaxy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Danielle Ladouceur You would get arrested. Jack is waaaayyy too loud to be a thief. XD

    • @break_the_galaxy
      @break_the_galaxy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Danielle Ladouceur BUT, don't get me wrong, so would I! LOL

    • @noelgardner469
      @noelgardner469 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Random Account he'd be the alarm

    • @mariavalenzuela9313
      @mariavalenzuela9313 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Random Account But he's fucking loud

    • @ethandelledonne
      @ethandelledonne 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi

  • @superdiglett6523
    @superdiglett6523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Jack: how did he know I close the door
    The owner of the house: where is my TV and why is my door unlocked

  • @norabarrow2395
    @norabarrow2395 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Who else thinks that Jack would be bad at robbing a house? He would be cursing in the room next to you. The joys of being Irish! I understand your pain.. 😂😂

    • @generalkenobi8591
      @generalkenobi8591 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He'd be waaaay too loud XD "WELL HOW ABOUT I JUST STICK THIS FOOKIN TV UP ME ASS AND THEN I'LL BE ABLE TO CARRY IT?!"

    • @norabarrow2395
      @norabarrow2395 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +m;styshadow I'm saying! That's what I would be doing. The Irish just gets to you and then BOOM! You're screwed laying on the ground with holes in you. 😂😂

    • @generalkenobi8591
      @generalkenobi8591 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nora Barrow
      XD The curse of the Irish

    • @norabarrow2395
      @norabarrow2395 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +m;styshadow It hits us like a bomb dude. Sometimes I can't control my cursing, and my friends laugh so much when I curse, because I come up with the most weird words every. 😂😂

    • @generalkenobi8591
      @generalkenobi8591 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nora Barrow
      XDD #supporttheswearingIrish

  • @cozzi.1711
    @cozzi.1711 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I WAS DYING BECAUSE JACK SCREAMED "THIS IS A STICKUP!!" HE LOOKS TO HE'S LEFT, BAM!!! SHOT IN THE CHEST AT 10:00 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😋

  • @aquaphoenix-mt2iv
    @aquaphoenix-mt2iv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    *closes every door* "nobody will ever know i was here"
    Yes, nobody will notice all the missing TVs, bank documents, tablets, paintings and golden statues

  • @blooperss
    @blooperss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Jack be like, “It’s a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, cops like you... S H O U L D B E B U R N I N G
    I N H E L L . . .

    • @karlosgarcia9687
      @karlosgarcia9687 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      U like undertale

    • @frankherrera326
      @frankherrera326 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      blooperss next time make a pun or said it's a beautiful day outside. birds are singing, flowers are blooming. on day like these thief like u S H O U L D B E B U R N I N G I N u know where.

    • @Cryober
      @Cryober 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      blooperss stop using sans jokes so u can go ahead and try to get likes, stupid moran

    • @ryazortheeyezor1548
      @ryazortheeyezor1548 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow a joke for a dead game.

    • @rinrin.595
      @rinrin.595 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      {Input Megalovania here}

  • @dudeboykaid
    @dudeboykaid 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is actually incredibly stressful. I'm feeling more scared for when Jack gets caught in this than in a horror game! What is this?!

  • @abbyworkman-ertz6155
    @abbyworkman-ertz6155 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Jack: when does the 5 come?
    Me: it comes at 5.

    • @CrimsonCrowess
      @CrimsonCrowess 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      probably referring to the bus NUMBER, not when it stops. -__-

    • @kathrynmft
      @kathrynmft 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah he meant the number five bus

  • @rickey_rat
    @rickey_rat ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7 years after and this is still gold

  • @spicy_cheerio5819
    @spicy_cheerio5819 6 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    One like = One prayer for Jack and his hospital bill

  • @halliefarrell8551
    @halliefarrell8551 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1149

    hey Sean I met you again today in town while in starbucks and I told you I watched your full video of your happy wheels vid and you we're just like "I hope you didn't go deaf " 😂😂😂😂 I love you so much 😂😂😂😂

    • @rileydln
      @rileydln 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      goals 💚

    • @halliefarrell8551
      @halliefarrell8551 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ahahaha yeh

    • @chailatte8874
      @chailatte8874 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      omg you are so lucky !!!!!

    • @halliefarrell8551
      @halliefarrell8551 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ***** yeh

    • @wat5709
      @wat5709 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Holy shit you are the luckiest person ever! Look at your profile picture too, nice.

  • @GeeseAreDeadly
    @GeeseAreDeadly 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    JACK IN THE BANK LEVEL REMEMBER WHERE THE SHOTGUN IS? Move the boxes and you will find EXPLOSIVES AND BLOW THE VAULT OPEN

    • @GeeseAreDeadly
      @GeeseAreDeadly 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pls like so he can see

    • @nightvisiongang4414
      @nightvisiongang4414 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      No offense but you kinda look like a chubby blob with makeup.....and somehow it's cute

    • @GeeseAreDeadly
      @GeeseAreDeadly 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +A Weaboo Peni lol

    • @GoodyTTD
      @GoodyTTD 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +A Weaboo Peni wtf lol

    • @dosuchiha9994
      @dosuchiha9994 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Krown Mercury XD

  • @jensonmcvitty3443
    @jensonmcvitty3443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    i loved the bit when jack set off the first house alarm and they guy arrived home and just shot him on the spot xD

    • @shadeindustries2008
      @shadeindustries2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ikr how did he know it wasnt just a concerned neighbor coming to check because he heard the alarm go off

    • @Lukewarm_Sushi
      @Lukewarm_Sushi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welcome to the states where the police has been defunded

  • @bobateafan420
    @bobateafan420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I said dogs and as soon as I said it he said "Dogs?" "Okay" that was the creepiest thing EVER!!!!

  • @dadd6667
    @dadd6667 8 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    "Son of a dick fart!" ~Jacksepticeye 2016

    • @evan7564
      @evan7564 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL IM DYING!!! XD XD XD XD XD

    • @johnconneally
      @johnconneally 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You took that from me

    • @jasonchristie3301
      @jasonchristie3301 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      No its a "Boner Fart"

    • @dadd6667
      @dadd6667 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jason chris lol XD

    • @PrototypeBulb
      @PrototypeBulb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmfao

  • @wassuphomeboy6643
    @wassuphomeboy6643 8 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    hey Jack did you know a guy in Colorado got arrested for robbery but was confused because he thought you couldn't be arrested for robbery during the day

  • @joshfoley81
    @joshfoley81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Jack: WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW YOU COULD KILL PEOPLE!
    His neighbors: Call 199

    • @coffelllo
      @coffelllo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      911

    • @IaintStoopid
      @IaintStoopid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haileys life I think that was on purpose. You smart ass.

    • @stephenbennett8831
      @stephenbennett8831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No the emergency number in Britain and Ireland is 199

    • @stephenbennett8831
      @stephenbennett8831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MikeyMc4812 ok my mistake

    • @zx_trippz235
      @zx_trippz235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stephenbennett8831 did this man just say in Britain and Ireland?

  • @sawyerenchura9238
    @sawyerenchura9238 8 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    Jack: It's a beautiful day outside, birds are chirping,
    Me: Flowers are blooming.

  • @kimbonzky
    @kimbonzky 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This has to be animated

    • @pepijnrozer3084
      @pepijnrozer3084 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hell yeah

    • @GiemsaUwU
      @GiemsaUwU 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's up with the letter pictures?

    • @bylejakinick
      @bylejakinick 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      yea!!!

    • @TheSterMan01
      @TheSterMan01 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would love to see one of Jack's videos animated where Jack is Junkrat from Overwatch. His Dead Rising 3 series especially.

    • @Emargy
      @Emargy 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Definitely - this will be awesome :D

  • @Southrner
    @Southrner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Sean teasing him about his beard, doesn't even realize he has the same beard...

    • @Southrner
      @Southrner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xxlemonkiaxx610 You're going to complain about punctuation, and not put a period at the end of your sentence? If you're going to be a grammar nazi, be better at grammar.

    • @psycho1k548
      @psycho1k548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xxlemonkiaxx610 since everything has to be perfect around you it's actually seān

    • @xxlemonkiaxx610
      @xxlemonkiaxx610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      First I don’t even remeber posting this, second, I was actually locked out of my account at the time so I didn’t even write that, third, I don’t give a fuck about your opinion cause u will never meet you. Your just some ignorant pest trying to bully people, and don’t use the word nazi so carelessly. The Holocaust was a bad thing. Oh and, I spent some time of my day doing this, yet I will litterally forget you exist in 2 seconds, so i don’t know why I went to the time of writhing this

  • @exterminator5667
    @exterminator5667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jack: “This is a stickup!”
    *DEAD*😂

  • @BreloomsGarden
    @BreloomsGarden 8 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    I dunno about you guys but I want to see more Slime Rancher since it's been updated a bunch!

    • @SpaceBadjur
      @SpaceBadjur 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @AlyssaWoodworth
      @AlyssaWoodworth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg I do I am addicted to it. lets see it more

    • @Misclipss
      @Misclipss 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      yea we need some of that good stuff... since he uploads boring games now in my opinion

    • @MathisGerick
      @MathisGerick 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes i loved that game

    • @MathisGerick
      @MathisGerick 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      please Jack

  • @Oryptex
    @Oryptex 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Haha 4:33 When someone broke into our house they took $50, a 90s computer, and all of our pizza XD

  • @JesusLopez-zg2jf
    @JesusLopez-zg2jf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I love how he said this a stick up >:) but then dead :O

  • @jacobtharp5080
    @jacobtharp5080 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Go to 10:44 jack flips the coffee cup Savage level over 9000😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

    • @jacobtharp5080
      @jacobtharp5080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks whoever liked this

    • @penguin6131
      @penguin6131 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jacobtharp5080 dude, you ruined it when you thanked someone for a like, that is just pathetic, thanking someone for likes, to me, is the exact same thing as BEGGING for likes, and it is pure pathetic

    • @colinwade9669
      @colinwade9669 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeez its just apreciation

  • @fdlx5167
    @fdlx5167 8 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "you have a lot of gold shit on your housh"

  • @roxy2836
    @roxy2836 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    it was so funny when he told us to scream out the password he should type in and I said "DOGS!" And he was like "Dogs? okay" I was so shocked and I was laughing..😊😂🐶

    • @roxy2836
      @roxy2836 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      but then he said I was Fucking wrong..😂😳

    • @trashyalphys
      @trashyalphys 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did the same and I got really shocked when he actually stopped when I said to. XD

    • @tibber9028
      @tibber9028 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know I was actually surprised because I never do stuff like that XD

    • @sweggyspoder
      @sweggyspoder 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      SAME!!!

    • @joandarling3540
      @joandarling3540 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't say anything at dogs XD I was like "wait no go on ,Jack! Dogs can't be right"

  • @dvrkfae
    @dvrkfae 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I can listen to Jack talk all day. That's not even a joke, I mean, I love hearing people with accents talk. It's just entertaining for me for some reason. I can't be the only one who's like this. The rest of my family can't stand people with accents, but I absolutely love them.

    • @Lily-rg1wr
      @Lily-rg1wr 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe me too... 😉

    • @finnchapman5435
      @finnchapman5435 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love hearing american accents for whatever reason

    • @hopelessly.lavenderly
      @hopelessly.lavenderly 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do as well! In fact, I love languages, and I could just listen to Japanese for hours, not understand a thing, and enjoy it.

    • @dosuchiha9994
      @dosuchiha9994 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm Irish I don't have that strong of an accent

    • @trainableknave9458
      @trainableknave9458 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too, makes me wish I was raised somewhere else to have such a cool accent

  • @jahdoublesweet9257
    @jahdoublesweet9257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    16:15 stuck , jack you got $1,182,970, you should be able to go
    Jack: I was stuck in a wall
    Me: oh my bad , i thought you ran out of money to steal

  • @peterzimmers4289
    @peterzimmers4289 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I screamed LIES at the password screen now my family thinks I'm insane

    • @sebastianrolhas6582
      @sebastianrolhas6582 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Does anyone know if this games costs or is it just free

    • @IvyMidrVega
      @IvyMidrVega 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just looked it up; it's 9.99$ on Steam

    • @maincommenter5310
      @maincommenter5310 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Red Virus check the description it has a link for it

    • @Linkus368
      @Linkus368 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      But you are insane so it's not that wierd

    • @LittleUni
      @LittleUni 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      It costs ten dollars. Read the description next time.

  • @MegaNightmare4
    @MegaNightmare4 8 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Wow he got shot just for standing on that guys lawn. The game must take place in America.

    • @Juelicks
      @Juelicks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Best comment ever! LOL Btw I am American so I'm joking, but don't bother trying to get freedom in America if your black...

    • @RIPfiNalClouD-
      @RIPfiNalClouD- 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MegaNightmare4 Tresspassing. 😊

    • @xxkorinoyukixx6827
      @xxkorinoyukixx6827 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MegaNightmare4 ikr

    • @infamousbee1215
      @infamousbee1215 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Screw you im Irish 🍀

    • @drava9
      @drava9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mario89778 Offensive!!! to Jack!! I live in america and YOUR SAYING AMERICAS DUMB AND THAT MAKES DUMB TOO!!

  • @mrkarpaa3520
    @mrkarpaa3520 8 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    13:07 son of a dickfart XD !!

  • @kriticalkayd
    @kriticalkayd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jack: You can't open it with you-r-r Hands. You have to open it up with a-a Door ting..
    Me: ... Your not wrong.

  • @Dalek9014
    @Dalek9014 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Why would he think anyone is here? I closed the door." Of course he wouldn't notice the missing TV

    • @beaniesketch
      @beaniesketch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And the missing EVERYTHING

    • @alliemaes7161
      @alliemaes7161 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And the random fucking car parked in front of his house...

    • @flowerbruh
      @flowerbruh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And all the entrances unlocked. Yea. Not noticeable at all, Jack.

  • @squasxzoqsp
    @squasxzoqsp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    If you took your time to read this...
    Your amazing And I hope you have a great day

  • @theleafschannel3340
    @theleafschannel3340 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "Son of a dick fart" - Jacksepticeye ------ 2016

    • @agpemasadauti547
      @agpemasadauti547 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yes youre right just copy a topcomment and hope for likes

    • @PlanetTelex00
      @PlanetTelex00 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dude, I legit yelled at my screen right as he said dogs. I was really surprised, I only said that because I like dogs. Illuminati confirmed

    • @gerardwayseyelash
      @gerardwayseyelash 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I laughed and snot came out 💀

  • @Kiwi_N
    @Kiwi_N 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Jack before: eh cool game...
    Jack when he realizes when you can kill people: OMG THIS IS THE BEST GAME!

    • @AT-cm3vr
      @AT-cm3vr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is fun I’m a psycho path hahaahahahahahha😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ajayghale1319
    @ajayghale1319 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love how you had twice the ammount of money you needed.

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +Ajay Ghale I make sure!! Haha

    • @BodyFitness-sy3zn
      @BodyFitness-sy3zn 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      jack are when are you going to play turmoil plz answer me love your vids

    • @owendougan7587
      @owendougan7587 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +jacksepticeye only youtuber that has a good comment section

    • @BodyFitness-sy3zn
      @BodyFitness-sy3zn 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      jack if it wasn't for you i wouldn't have such a happy life you are my cure for my cancer

    • @__SiD__
      @__SiD__ 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +jacksepticeye ._. unbelievable..
      you respond... :D bro i wish that day come.

  • @Zkeleton969
    @Zkeleton969 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Honestly, that "take X money before you leave" mechanic is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. "Oh, I have the entire navy on my tail and a guaranteed getaway. Better go back and collect another 20,000 dollars!"

    • @elmoisdead2761
      @elmoisdead2761 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But how else is there a challenge

    • @kimchii163
      @kimchii163 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol, there'd be no meaning to the game without a task or whatever

    • @catwmoehahn9052
      @catwmoehahn9052 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      JACK is not

    • @catwmoehahn9052
      @catwmoehahn9052 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      curse you

  • @Sube-Tube
    @Sube-Tube 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    ~17:40 I like how the Web cam focused on your finger when you pointed the it

  • @KhaosSyndrome
    @KhaosSyndrome 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I cant believe this was 8 years ago, i feel so old

  • @jenniedell3020
    @jenniedell3020 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I sneezed as soon as he did the high five. I feel accomplished 😂

    • @OtakuZach
      @OtakuZach 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @Klosop
      @Klosop 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @frenzyinbound3366
      @frenzyinbound3366 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol
      (keeping with the theme of the comments.)

    • @Klosop
      @Klosop 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

  • @benfaulkner1221
    @benfaulkner1221 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This channel has grown so fast I'm glad to see such a great community.

    • @benfaulkner1221
      @benfaulkner1221 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jacksepticeye is by far one of my fravourite youtubers of all time and I wish him all the best for 1,000,000,000 subs.👍Keep up the great work.

  • @alyxoc_d_5856
    @alyxoc_d_5856 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It's a beautiful day outside,
    birds are singing,
    flowers are blooming...

    • @miszczumiszcowski3070
      @miszczumiszcowski3070 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      On days like theese thieves like you...

    • @akiramode
      @akiramode 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are gonna ruin chain comments?
      >: ]

    • @jmb9040
      @jmb9040 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      nope nope nope

    • @jmb9040
      @jmb9040 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      nope nope nope

    • @fogblur
      @fogblur 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ... and "SPACE'S SO COOL, SO COoOoOL! SO CoOoOoL! My computer can't..."
      (I'll stop now... D:)

  • @cmpunk1441
    @cmpunk1441 6 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    Who else watches this in saturday at dark eating chips

    • @lunarthicclipse8219
      @lunarthicclipse8219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      DR RICHTOFEN WHAT U DOING HERE THOUGHT U WERE IN PURGEATORY

    • @cmpunk1441
      @cmpunk1441 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lunarthicclipse8219 well that's just myths I'm alive

    • @mariayoung1057
      @mariayoung1057 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Is it weird that I am legitimately eating chips on a Saturday night

    • @azuredragon5238
      @azuredragon5238 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How did you know!?!??not kidding....

    • @okgreatprod
      @okgreatprod 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      100%me

  • @ChubbsGC
    @ChubbsGC 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jack you are one of the biggest inspirations i had for starting TH-cam. You're such an amazing person and I really hope one day i can inspire and entertain people like you do.

    • @ChubbsGC
      @ChubbsGC 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      :D

    • @Dadscap
      @Dadscap 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You wanna make da youtube money dont you?

    • @twed2
      @twed2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You post this on every one of Jacksepticeye's videos. Just stop, man. Really.

    • @MCGlitchman123
      @MCGlitchman123 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Wanky_Boy MLG He is trying to catch Jack's attention. He doesnt mean it.

    • @azse8524
      @azse8524 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stop posting this on every fucking video... mark's and jack's.

  • @xiomaranoguera951
    @xiomaranoguera951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Jack: this is a stick up
    gets shot in the head

  • @mcslowdog5623
    @mcslowdog5623 8 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I actually yelled and he picked dogs. I'm a wizard

  • @sleepparalysisdemon2859
    @sleepparalysisdemon2859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:56 no trace that I was ever here
    *takes every single thing in the house*

  • @matthewhurst9408
    @matthewhurst9408 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    13:31 So potato man from Papers, please just said fuck it imma be a cop instead of a drug dealer.

    • @tomoldg
      @tomoldg 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

    • @saladfive
      @saladfive 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats what i thought

    • @ameliawilliams4989
      @ameliawilliams4989 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol I thought the same!!!

    • @boogielerock5572
      @boogielerock5572 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Little Potato Man, you were always my favorite!"
      - Jackaboy, All The Way

    • @krafterz12
      @krafterz12 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

  • @Redacted_Ruler
    @Redacted_Ruler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Wish I could turn back time. To the good old days.”

  • @FreeTyreek
    @FreeTyreek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So much nostalgia from this video, man I miss these days.

    • @RoseHannie
      @RoseHannie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg same brooo... 🥺😔😭

  • @wyldcat9396
    @wyldcat9396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'I don't think I have enough of what I need'.
    You have over twice the amount of what you need

  • @user-eo3hd5yr5p
    @user-eo3hd5yr5p 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I always like his videos before I watch them

  • @KylePlays
    @KylePlays 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I really love the graphics of these type of games, this game looks like a lot of fun :D

  • @iamperpetuallyconfused1916
    @iamperpetuallyconfused1916 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    When you literally screamed at your screen when he said dogs and you're a little scared Jack can see through time and space

  • @MattMcCane-m1i
    @MattMcCane-m1i ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6 years later and this is still amazing