KILL YOUR WIFE! | A Good Husband

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  • @alyssarichardson1880
    @alyssarichardson1880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3864

    If I ever get married I expect my husband to yell "WIFE!" when he gets home, then correct himself to "Oh honeypoo dearest!"

  • @rayita0609
    @rayita0609 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4973

    Game: A Good Husband
    Jack: *kills wife*

    • @-despair-5219
      @-despair-5219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bruh ur pfp goes with what ur saying

    • @gearrode
      @gearrode 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ammon Russell then whyd you like it

    • @kevinlowe530
      @kevinlowe530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes the almighty loaf

    • @lara_mage
      @lara_mage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Time to take out the trash

    • @adude2693
      @adude2693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1000th like :D

  • @jaystar3143
    @jaystar3143 8 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Jack: "Have you ever seen a meal made by a king?!"
    Also Jack: *sets everything on fire*

  • @-callmejoji809
    @-callmejoji809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1419

    *this is my application!*
    **kills wife**
    I'LL TAKE THAT ONE! *points to jack*

  • @itzme3230
    @itzme3230 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3133

    Beginning:I swear I'm gonna be a terrific husband!
    After: Call them! I don't care! *Shoots*

    • @sassy5764
      @sassy5764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      First comment from a year and 900 likes o.o

    • @darkyboi1635
      @darkyboi1635 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well u got two comments here now

    • @sassy5764
      @sassy5764 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Draco Sararangay woooo

    • @sassy5764
      @sassy5764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sarah Lowe uhm okay call me a pussy all you want I’m not a boy, ur obvi a 8 yr or so thin smh

    • @Guy.WhoAsked
      @Guy.WhoAsked 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Sarah Lowe cancer is a serious disease and alot of people (probably you or a loved one of yours) will have it in their lifetime. I'm only a doctor so I know a thing or two. What I'm trying too say is you shouldn't joke around such a serious disease and problems.

  • @sleepyybishop
    @sleepyybishop 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3351

    CHILDREN GATHER ROUND! I have a story to tell.
    When I was 9 I watched this video. My headphones were breaking so I handed my tablet to my dad so he could fix it and he pressed play, heard you cursing and then yelled at me and sent me to my room.
    I didn't watch TH-cam for 3 years, finally came back and it's nice to see this video again, I still love Jack.
    Edit: Jesus this was so long ago, I was having a bit of a nostalgia trip and remembered this haha. Surprised people are still seeing this. I wanted to edit the somewhat bad grammar but I think it's a nice reminder of how cringey I was a year or so ago. If anyone is still seeing this comment, have a nice day I guess. :)

    • @satan3488
      @satan3488 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Welcome back.

    • @juliebassett4380
      @juliebassett4380 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Ur dad's A BITCH.....oops I mean...ur dad's A #####:T

    • @gabbothecrabbo
      @gabbothecrabbo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Lyricz My dad actually likes him

    • @jyveonblanchard1448
      @jyveonblanchard1448 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Man 3 years that's like getting your Ps4 taken from your dad or mom then they say you can get it back in 6 months

    • @sleepyybishop
      @sleepyybishop 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I just realized that this comment has likes- d a m n

  • @skittle5406
    @skittle5406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    "This woman isn't gonna know what hit her!"
    Me: A bullet.

  • @raeleebourff5277
    @raeleebourff5277 6 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    “If any women need a good husband this is my application”
    -later-
    *shoots wife*

    • @JimmyBoy9878
      @JimmyBoy9878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@icommentonpeoplesvideos Fuck you? Fuck me

    • @Orangeyouglad870
      @Orangeyouglad870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JimmyBoy9878 is this thread full of people willing to take virginities because you may consider my bat signal lit

    • @Unlimited_Vis
      @Unlimited_Vis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JimmyBoy9878 YOU MADE ME CHOKE ON A PICKLE!!

    • @thejaded
      @thejaded ปีที่แล้ว

      *Red flag: check*

  • @JayseeYT
    @JayseeYT 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3199

    I was the greatest husband,
    until my wife got scrambled.

    • @Nick-jt2zz
      @Nick-jt2zz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The Egg Lol xD

    • @roan4571
      @roan4571 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Egg Rest in peperoni's

    • @AcidGamer
      @AcidGamer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The Egg My condolences for that you lost your wife.
      But not that she was delicious.

    • @StringierHail56
      @StringierHail56 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *sad airhorns*

    • @TheBDSGGaming
      @TheBDSGGaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel like this guy is the new PressFartToContinue

  • @Kippa3820
    @Kippa3820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2455

    *three months ago*
    Jack: WHAT?! *Laughs his ass off* it's like looking at two cardboard boxes have sex
    Jack: *instant mood change* I KNEW SHE CHEATED ON ME
    THE DUALITY

    • @oofman2005
      @oofman2005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Haha lol

    • @artiec2055
      @artiec2055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He didn't even blink-

    • @bobthegod4937
      @bobthegod4937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And that’s how they got billy

    • @jeremybest2413
      @jeremybest2413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m surprised TH-cam didn’t take down this for the cardboard ....

    • @JUMPYCOOL
      @JUMPYCOOL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jack: I KNEW SHE CHEATED ON ME WITH STEVE!

  • @starman_max
    @starman_max 4 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    Jack: "If any women out there need a husband, this is basically my application"
    Also Jack: *Murders his wife*
    Me: Yeah I'll have that one.

  • @axtonarts1639
    @axtonarts1639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Jacks location: literally in the middle of nowhere
    Jack: *goes to jail*
    Me: *HOW TF DOES THAT WORK-*

  • @imnotshawnwick_
    @imnotshawnwick_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    Warning About Jack
    1: He's Loud
    2: Too Much Bossness
    3: 2 Boss 4 U
    4: Worlds Best Singer

  • @pixelated6746
    @pixelated6746 7 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Jack if this is your application to be a husband for anyone out there, your hired!!!!

    • @Ethan240C
      @Ethan240C 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's you're.

    • @pixelated6746
      @pixelated6746 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      AHandWovenBox yea okay i messed up. Just.... shhhh

    • @hannahmccord578
      @hannahmccord578 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AHandWovenBox no it's your lol

    • @theaether3124
      @theaether3124 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      If this is you are application? 😂

    • @johnchildsiv2346
      @johnchildsiv2346 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You are fired.

  • @moodoesstuff1220
    @moodoesstuff1220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1176

    Jack: WIFE I mean honey poo dearest
    Wife: ...
    Five seconds later
    Wife:GET RID OF THESE TROPHIES
    edit 1 from 2020: thanks for 720 likes :D

    • @KB-pt1kg
      @KB-pt1kg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just watched him and the same video whhhhaaatttt

    • @jackatlas7952
      @jackatlas7952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @darkyboi1635
      @darkyboi1635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If I were that guy in the game I would litteraly leave her

  • @katejardine5088
    @katejardine5088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    if anyone's watching this in 2019 1:10 "Honey, I'm trash!"

    • @poisontippedsword3457
      @poisontippedsword3457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WOOO!

    • @fr0gmouthz
      @fr0gmouthz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      :D

    • @eyesdut387
      @eyesdut387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Katie Chatelain laughhhhhhhg

    • @katejardine5088
      @katejardine5088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      make that 2020

    • @poisontippedsword3457
      @poisontippedsword3457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sarah Lowe I don’t have ptsd or any sort of mental illness, and I don’t see how that’s an insult, but aight.

  • @violetbatesalmond3804
    @violetbatesalmond3804 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1201

    I love how jack laughs!

  • @yazmenrush9718
    @yazmenrush9718 9 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    If you get enough points and go to the bedroom you get a "favor"

    • @fertiag
      @fertiag 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      1000 points

    • @TimpsterTheDude
      @TimpsterTheDude 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Yazmen Rush Really? haha DAMN!!!

    • @csp1776
      @csp1776 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      jacksepticeye theres also a ending where you just drive off and leave dat bitch

    • @CowfaicdRealm
      @CowfaicdRealm 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      jacksepticeye
      "1000 POINTS! | A Good Husband (JackSepticEye Extra)"

  • @coopercovington1911
    @coopercovington1911 7 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Plot twist: the gun had no ammo

  • @paskow3907
    @paskow3907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    Jack: I live on the edge of the universe
    Flat Earther: see! obvious proof
    Rest of the world:🤦‍♂️

    • @makingawaymakingaway759
      @makingawaymakingaway759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Accurate

    • @nomaidens5734
      @nomaidens5734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What do you mean by 🤦‍♂️?? The earth is obviously flat and who ever says that it isnte should burn in helle

    • @haileearri
      @haileearri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      endo nium pfft yea the earth is totally flat yes yes

    • @nomaidens5734
      @nomaidens5734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@haileearri im being sarcastic

    • @haileearri
      @haileearri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nomaidens5734 i was being sarcastic with you XD

  • @aaronvansichem
    @aaronvansichem 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1830

    notice the points go down to -9999 when he shot her

    • @sanscipher8705
      @sanscipher8705 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Undertale?

    • @cornflakes2490
      @cornflakes2490 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Mukesh Singh how did you get undertake from that

    • @gohanson240
      @gohanson240 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      PlayingMarrow 146 yae it was awesome

    • @sanscipher8705
      @sanscipher8705 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      tobey sherrin when you kill sans it's -9999 damage done

    • @gohanson240
      @gohanson240 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Mukesh Singh every monster in the underground is a -9999 only chara is -999999999999999999999999999999999

  • @atiyyahrawat
    @atiyyahrawat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Oh, sorry, I can't watch TV. I have to go hoover the grass!
    - Jacksepticeye 2015

    • @atiyyahrawat
      @atiyyahrawat 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, but this was uploaded in 2015

    • @elektromania5448
      @elektromania5448 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Brendan Fitzsimmons noob

    • @mjcat1081
      @mjcat1081 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LOL 😂

    • @justincarter9780
      @justincarter9780 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Atiyyah Rawat 💪🏻👈🏼🖖🏼🖖🏼🖖🏼🖖🏼🖖🏻👅👤👥👥👥yeah awesome yes one you're brave you but

    • @xavierlian7064
      @xavierlian7064 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Atiyyah Rawat

  • @pechesugar8136
    @pechesugar8136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Hi yes, application accepted, we can get married when you're ready, thank you.

    • @Kathrynharrop90
      @Kathrynharrop90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Peche Sugar he loves his girlfriend

  • @pleppy
    @pleppy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    “I will only say good things about her”
    “Can I put her in the trash can? Then that would be really taking out the trash”
    Lol

  • @robostar7137
    @robostar7137 8 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    3:18 "She may be a b***h, but look at those legs... DAMMMMN"

  • @donnakayt1
    @donnakayt1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Is it sad I was hoping using the lawnmower on her would be an option? XD

  • @LDog0247
    @LDog0247 9 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    Did anyone notice that when he shot her he got 9999 points

    • @timurflorescu8379
      @timurflorescu8379 9 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      It was -9999

    • @pixielee3558
      @pixielee3558 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Varom Gaming ikr

    • @SwishVAL
      @SwishVAL 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

    • @TheGamer-mx6ez
      @TheGamer-mx6ez 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LDog0247 he got -9999 not 9999

    • @jodi304
      @jodi304 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      LDog0247 yes i did i had to watch that art whilst whatching it lol.

  • @Necroticss
    @Necroticss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Dude I remembered all that bench pressing I came second in the championship so close (ha lol)

  • @Dawko
    @Dawko 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1315

    You are a great husband Jack, all you need to do is propose to me ;)

    • @Jsazgal
      @Jsazgal 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dawko Same. I'm ready anytime Jack XD

    • @str4yfe152
      @str4yfe152 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hate to break it to you, but he already has a girlfriend that he's most likely not gonna break up with.

    • @Jsazgal
      @Jsazgal 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Ziippy Films We're joking bud.

    • @str4yfe152
      @str4yfe152 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sarah Hanson o.0 Don't look at me like that xD

    • @portcove3066
      @portcove3066 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +DAWKO hey man huge fan im subed to u

  • @jessielove5456
    @jessielove5456 9 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "It's like watching two cardboard boxes have sex!"
    I'm crying!!!! :'D

    • @saladdressing1869
      @saladdressing1869 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It IS two cardboard boxes doing it xD

    • @bendergaming9530
      @bendergaming9530 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know right 👉👌

    • @jessielove5456
      @jessielove5456 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ❤️❤️❤️
      😘😘😘

    • @PerpetualInferno0316
      @PerpetualInferno0316 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was I the only one who got saddened by this?

    • @MrOmar337
      @MrOmar337 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jessie Love 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💖💖💖💖💖😇

  • @michaellittlegeorge8324
    @michaellittlegeorge8324 8 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    but look at those legs daaaaammmmnnn

    • @Skylord__Brown
      @Skylord__Brown 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So many pixels

    • @thebiggestfanofjackandmark1846
      @thebiggestfanofjackandmark1846 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michael Littlegeorge it kind of sounds like damnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Daniel back with the white converse

    • @crazycrash2683
      @crazycrash2683 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael Littlegeorge OMG ITS NOT BACK AT UT AGAIN WITH THE WHUTE CONVERSE ITS VANS!! THEY DIFRENT

    • @derifrancis3314
      @derifrancis3314 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael Littlegeorge

    • @michaellittlegeorge8324
      @michaellittlegeorge8324 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol so much love and hate at the same time XD

  • @hybridgames7982
    @hybridgames7982 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love coming back to these 9 years later makes me feel old

  • @yummysammichez
    @yummysammichez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    If any lady is looking for a husband out there, this is the application.
    Shoots the wife at the end

    • @jamiedoherty5991
      @jamiedoherty5991 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's really not wise to copy another person's comment, especially when the original comment in right above yours

    • @cinnythebun7640
      @cinnythebun7640 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamiedoherty5991 how old was the comment? I'm just curious, not trying to start a fight :>

    • @mipierainbows_dead
      @mipierainbows_dead 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamiedoherty5991 They can't pick where their comment lands?

    • @kakashihatake740
      @kakashihatake740 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamiedoherty5991 hush

  • @ShaGold
    @ShaGold 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    1. no one was able to call the cops..
    2. this house was like an island, cops would need a plane to get you jailed..
    3. a proof for "its only a game": dev has cut the scene between you shoot her to getting jail..
    4. you can get from these 3 facts that you can do anything you want in a game, but not in real life..

  • @jinks8097
    @jinks8097 7 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Jack: Okay, were gonna be a good husband, were not gonna say anything bad about my wife even if she is a bit--
    Oh, hey! look at this! Pay the bills Type, Type, Type

  • @kamichungus
    @kamichungus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    This video: *made 5 years ago*
    Me: watching this in 2020
    Also me: *curled up in a ball in my house watching this, eating chocolates*

    • @EpicFuckingCoolGuy69420
      @EpicFuckingCoolGuy69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That gacha life pfp though.

    • @homoman2825
      @homoman2825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why you always gotta be negative.. Like you *that* mad bro?

    • @homoman2825
      @homoman2825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Uhm what i was talking to TacoCrisis?
      And yeah i don't really watch gacha so.. No thanks keep doing what you love though

    • @kamichungus
      @kamichungus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@homoman2825 oops sorry 🙏

    • @jackatlas7952
      @jackatlas7952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Emerald bookkitty 1107 I feel the same

  • @purpleplazma2578
    @purpleplazma2578 9 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Pfff, you only benchpress cows, *Sigh* ... Here in norway we benchpress mammoths.

    • @RaceC4ke
      @RaceC4ke 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Purple Minion True story mate

    • @joshsaguiped2904
      @joshsaguiped2904 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I benchpress Godzilla ;)

    • @xhawksparkz7213
      @xhawksparkz7213 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well I bench press kittens.
      You scared yet?

    • @awestning4317
      @awestning4317 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just bench pressed your lies, you're welcome. :P

    • @_hhs_8255
      @_hhs_8255 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Purple Minion Pfff,you only benchpress mammoths, Sigh... Here in bossotronia (upgraded) we benchpress universes.

  • @RonnieRose2845
    @RonnieRose2845 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Jack, I'll-
    *Jack kills wife*
    ...
    ... We can still be friends!

  • @MintiumHeart
    @MintiumHeart 9 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    well a cheater isn't a person anymore so hurting them is good. what i don't understand is why not just kick her out like a smart person?

    • @KittyFAN13
      @KittyFAN13 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He would lose everything and she would take it all because that's usually how the system works. (Please let me know if I'm wrong on that.))

    • @MintiumHeart
      @MintiumHeart 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      KittyFAN13 no you're correct.... and yet feminists think men always win....

    • @DemarticusStoneGaming
      @DemarticusStoneGaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Mintium Heart Hell if I had a wife that was THAT big of a bitch, I would've shot her ass too!

    • @salavast1522
      @salavast1522 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mintium Heart There is time for being the bigger man, and there is also the time for being an extremely vengeful SOB!

    • @MintiumHeart
      @MintiumHeart 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Samuel Weinstein no cheating should be a big fine or jail time for bugs like that

  • @plutoandpolaris
    @plutoandpolaris 8 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    If I weren't a lesbian, then my answer would be hell yes. Whatever girl gets to marry Jack is one extremely lucky woman.

    • @KittyLover-kf5lr
      @KittyLover-kf5lr 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why are u lezbo bitch

    • @neotehpoptart9673
      @neotehpoptart9673 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Arianna Chernick People can love who they want. It's not the gender, it's the soul.

    • @brooksanderson3657
      @brooksanderson3657 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Arianna Chernick your a fucking bitch she can love whoever she chooses your so judgmental!!!!! :-[

    • @faniacomegalletas
      @faniacomegalletas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Sophia Lind Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂 That's my favorite response ever

    • @theregoesthefandomt_t5445
      @theregoesthefandomt_t5445 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Brook Sanderson im sorry if I sound bitchy, but love isn't a choice... so she can't exactly choose who she loves...

  • @spideyishome
    @spideyishome 9 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    Dear friends and good people,
    sweetness in your speech
    talent in your mind
    love in your heart
    peace in your eyes
    strength in your hands &
    I wish always victory in your life! :-)

    • @milanamini3309
      @milanamini3309 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      MightyMask7 You just made my day :) Thank you for you peaceful words and wisdom

    • @spideyishome
      @spideyishome 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Milana Mini You are welcome.Enjoy the day ... :-)

    • @conwar0723
      @conwar0723 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanks. Thats a real nice thing to say. I wish the best days to you to good sir.

    • @spideyishome
      @spideyishome 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Supergameskid! Thank you! :-) Stay positive and enjoy the day!

    • @XanderWhovian
      @XanderWhovian 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i'm surprised there are no immature replies that say 'gaaaaay!!!!!' and all the rest of it yet :D but you're not going to hear it from me, i respect you for putting this comment :)

  • @scoutyspectatord2414
    @scoutyspectatord2414 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    There are three endings in this game.
    The Shooty bam! ending
    The awful ending and the
    Flee away! ending

  • @marisolgonzalez5675
    @marisolgonzalez5675 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    I ship good wife and good husband toghter also I died when the “wife” had “sex” with another box 😂

    • @dallanwallannnnn
      @dallanwallannnnn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But why did you put the nasty bitch of a wife in a boat?

    • @dallanwallannnnn
      @dallanwallannnnn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And why him with her?

  • @tacoking1333
    @tacoking1333 9 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Jack wins hubby of the year award.

    • @trinityhayes9266
      @trinityhayes9266 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wonder what the winning speech will be like! :)

    • @OMFGTheFeels
      @OMFGTheFeels 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trinity hayes Other words then LIKE A BOSS XD

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Tocco King It was only a matter of time :D

    • @israelbeisert7495
      @israelbeisert7495 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look at those legs

    • @Some_Werewolf_Dude
      @Some_Werewolf_Dude 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There is a game called a good wife u should play it =)

  • @ceptic3244
    @ceptic3244 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Jacks reaction when he sees her wife cheating with him at 8:50

  • @dmodz777
    @dmodz777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Reactions to killing wife:
    Markiplier: *shoots gun* OH NO! I didn't wanna do this! WHHYYYYYY.....
    jacksepticeye: Shoot her? *shoots gun* HAHAHAHAHAAAA!

    • @The_Falcon27
      @The_Falcon27 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s why I love Jack more

  • @QuarterAlive
    @QuarterAlive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    To the new jack friends, enjoy these classics

  • @chenxiao4863
    @chenxiao4863 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    When Jack said ‘Take out the trash... can I put my wife inside the bag then?? Cause that would really be taking out the trash! Hahahaha’
    I lost it then. Omi this was a great vid! Thanks for your existence! It’s appreciated 🙃🔥❤️💖❤️

  • @knory123
    @knory123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    She ceated on him with a pet named Steve

    • @knory123
      @knory123 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      thanks lucas :) I know :P

    • @saskiathevendiren9481
      @saskiathevendiren9481 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

    • @knory123
      @knory123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Saskia Thevendiren Woah, take it easy XD

    • @SluggerTheGrape
      @SluggerTheGrape 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mark: Did you're GF cheat on you with a PET NAME NAME STEVE!
      Jack: )=l

    • @knory123
      @knory123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sunnyice XD

  • @vanjoji
    @vanjoji 8 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    *signs application for Jacky boy husband* JACK YOUR COMING WITH ME!

    • @sniffer1324
      @sniffer1324 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frisk- Undertale Dubs and More! He isn't a piece of meat calm down! I don't think there are applications to get married to him, cuz, you know, that's not a thing ANYONE has

    • @vanjoji
      @vanjoji 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Spank Bank 420 jeez calm down! Its a joke! In the video he said sign an application to be my husband or some sort. AND you should know I'm joking. Jack has a gf. I'm just a crazy fan girl 😜

    • @sniffer1324
      @sniffer1324 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frisk- Undertale Dubs and More! YOU calm down, nerd! I was goofing too, I know people aren't that crazy... well, most people anyway

    • @vanjoji
      @vanjoji 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Spank Bank 420 oh then. Sorry

    • @sniffer1324
      @sniffer1324 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Frisk- Undertale Dubs and More! It's fiiiine

  • @Crusader316
    @Crusader316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was the first video i saw you in jack, years later its reccomended to me again. Glad i could watch you in '21

  • @montasaurusrex9218
    @montasaurusrex9218 8 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    At the end after he shoots her the score is . . . OVER 9000 !!!!

    • @_leila.
      @_leila. 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope its -9000 :D

    • @magicrainbowkitties1023
      @magicrainbowkitties1023 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Memes for dayz

    • @indywip
      @indywip 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Licia Jane wrong it's -9999

    • @_leila.
      @_leila. 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      indycraft
      Yeah I know but he said 9000 and I just wanted to correct that its under 0 and not above :D

    • @chocolateoverdrive3256
      @chocolateoverdrive3256 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +indycraft he said OVER 9000 not 9000

  • @ebpascual
    @ebpascual 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    6:35 look at the points it's -9999

  • @wogglajerty1208
    @wogglajerty1208 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    3:43 jack is not a king,he is a god,the god of boss!

  • @hiimapenguin
    @hiimapenguin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    jack after he killed the wife: "it-"
    ad: "wont take one dime"
    me: "well done universe, well done"

  • @skyebarter2820
    @skyebarter2820 9 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I love how jack can make the most stupid games so funny. 😄

    • @zachb.3374
      @zachb.3374 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's the Bossness at work. It's magical.

    • @amateurxgamer123mcmahon8
      @amateurxgamer123mcmahon8 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ye ino if I was playing this game I would hate hit but jack makes its funny ahhaha 😂😂😂

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Skye Barter Well I'm glad you thought it was funny :D

    • @thegamingwizard6266
      @thegamingwizard6266 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      jacksepticeye u inspired me to make youtube videos this isn't my channel name but i love u and ur vids ur the best and LIKE A BOSS

    • @mattyjackson1563
      @mattyjackson1563 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      And he does it like a BOSS! By the way Jack will u play mortal kombat x with mark or someone when it comes out. ANDPLAYITLIKEABOSS!

  • @ace305
    @ace305 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    What do you mean ''Being a king'' Don't you mean ''For being a BOSS''?

  • @aliviab5122
    @aliviab5122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    Dibs on jack

  • @ztmusic2789
    @ztmusic2789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Jack: “She may be a bitch, but look at those legs!”
    *Looks at wife’s two stick-like cardboard box legs*
    Jack: “DAAAAMMMNNNN!!!”
    Me: *Dies on the inside laughing*
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @I_am_ENSanity
    @I_am_ENSanity 9 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Ah marriage, such a wonderful thing!

    • @cohenmarlow3283
      @cohenmarlow3283 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Banned from society. Marriage is now illegal, as it brings unhappiness.

    • @I_am_ENSanity
      @I_am_ENSanity 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cohen Marlow YAY!!!!!

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It can be

    • @bradenhoward2838
      @bradenhoward2838 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dem Legs Doe

    • @mckluggin8234
      @mckluggin8234 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cohen Marlow Marriage isn't banned....

  • @Moleman978
    @Moleman978 9 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    Maybe this game is a prequel to Presentable Liberty?? xD

    • @OfficialREVENGEMusic
      @OfficialREVENGEMusic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No that's dispotable money

    • @EIfinlocks
      @EIfinlocks 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** lol

    • @ChickenPoofer
      @ChickenPoofer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      REVENGE no not reeeaaalllyy

    • @borckers8637
      @borckers8637 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No A Prequel

    • @MawoDuffer
      @MawoDuffer 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I played this and it got corrupt really fast

  • @NaomiEquinee
    @NaomiEquinee 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jack, I have been bullied for about 6 years now since I moved back to England from Scotland, I hated it there and we moved back. Your videos make me smile on the darkest days and I can't put into words how much just having your voice to listen to and know you man read this, makes everything so much better ! I love you Jack ! Never stop what you are doing ! You are saving people from sadness ❤️❤️ I love you and thank you @jacksepticeye

    • @TheThunderBat
      @TheThunderBat 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Even though I am not Jack,I still feel your pain!

    • @QueenJayy
      @QueenJayy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hope your okay, don't mind the bullies :) They've nothing better to be doing than making someone else feel bad about them selves

    • @demonibrooks1244
      @demonibrooks1244 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've been bullied too I know how it feels

    • @TheThunderBat
      @TheThunderBat 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah! Stay happy and positive and you'll get even better!

    • @TheThunderBat
      @TheThunderBat 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stay positive is number 1 priority

  • @AnnikaAngelo
    @AnnikaAngelo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Jack: "WIFE!"
    Also Jack: "I- Uh I mean HONEY POO DEAREST JACKS HOME"

  • @abbyherche4866
    @abbyherche4866 8 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    at the end when he shot her he got 9999 points

  • @drae
    @drae 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Didn't 360 noscope... I am ashamed Jack

    • @malnutritionboy
      @malnutritionboy 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Draegast lol so you watch deji and jack lol

    • @malnutritionboy
      @malnutritionboy 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Draegast remember me when deji uploaded that vid about comments and he made fun of a boy

    • @primbles
      @primbles 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello Draegast

  • @tomdavies8034
    @tomdavies8034 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    And he said this was his application to be a husband and then she's dead

    • @jesus4868
      @jesus4868 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Boo😾🔫😲🖖🏻🖖🏻🖖🏻

  • @emeraldgrooves9754
    @emeraldgrooves9754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Getting recommended this like six years later

  • @draw4life226
    @draw4life226 9 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Did anyone else see that after he shot her the points went to OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!????

    • @millafox8237
      @millafox8237 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol that's HILARIOUS XD

    • @millafox8237
      @millafox8237 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Actually, it was -9999 oops

    • @kazoot8265
      @kazoot8265 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's under -9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @declanmcbride3952
      @declanmcbride3952 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** If I remember correctly, it was scouter or some shit.

    • @admiralmuddybuddygaming2389
      @admiralmuddybuddygaming2389 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Negative 9000!

  • @memelessness249
    @memelessness249 9 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I really enjoy your enthusiasm! :) Keep doing what you're doing!

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      thank you :D ill try my best

    • @joshg4961
      @joshg4961 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      jacksepticeye Stay gold Jack!

    • @FordyGames
      @FordyGames 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      jacksepticeye Hey jack Dude did you know mark (markiplier) is in HOSPITAL! if not i thought you would want to know...

    • @nobodywatchesgaming5566
      @nobodywatchesgaming5566 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      jacksepticeye didnt mean to diss ur video the other day i meant the suggestion bar, it was full i minecraft
      If u even know what i am talking aboout

    • @sirbronze-thighscrusademas8858
      @sirbronze-thighscrusademas8858 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fordy Games he knows

  • @melaniebisnath717
    @melaniebisnath717 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Jack:wife, I mean hunny poo dearest!
    Me:Yes!

  • @anyssastevens6582
    @anyssastevens6582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Love how vacuuming the lawn gave him 100pts

    • @Aeodn
      @Aeodn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Make sure you iron the roof too

  • @reportedkid5612
    @reportedkid5612 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Jack no there are three endings 1st: you leave , 2nd (the one you chose) : 360 no-scope mlg pro trickshot her , 3rd: get 1000 points then go to bed it will say ask wife or husband (in A Good Wife) a favor and then you will see a secret a funny one i might say.

  • @dexteritythewolf2965
    @dexteritythewolf2965 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    jacks not just a good husband in game but he's the best TH-camr in this world in my opinion and watching his video always helps me especially now from what happens to my mom

    • @benallen1345
      @benallen1345 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      What happened to ur mom

    • @dexteritythewolf2965
      @dexteritythewolf2965 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Benjamin Franklemon she was drunk driving home, while driving home 2 people stealing from a bank jumped into her car, the police thought she was helping them so they were shooting the car and it exploded.

    • @blipblop5757
      @blipblop5757 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Dexterity The Wolf wtf tale or truth

    • @dexteritythewolf2965
      @dexteritythewolf2965 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      sanat shetty it's the truth, my friends mom was the whole thing, she tried to stop my mom but couldn't

    • @MerryMoss
      @MerryMoss 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sweet jesus..... I'm so sorry for what happened! :O

  • @ArtistDoesArt
    @ArtistDoesArt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    Jack: WIFE! I mean, honey poo dearest,
    Me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Jack: Gonna go hoovering.
    Me: OMG HAHAHAH

    • @debralampton1776
      @debralampton1776 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Mane Six weeks ago but I'm not a big deal

    • @ArtistDoesArt
      @ArtistDoesArt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What?

    • @lubv3965
      @lubv3965 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Mane Six he means that u commented this days ago when this vid is months even years old but I do that all the time

    • @alfieprowse3525
      @alfieprowse3525 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Mane Six

    • @michelemullins3757
      @michelemullins3757 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      p

  • @danhickson5448
    @danhickson5448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    3:43 jack: "have you ever seen a meal cooked by a king".
    Me: What does Gordon ra say do for a living again

    • @emory3676
      @emory3676 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Calling people "a fxxking donkey" and becoming an outdated meme
      Duh.

    • @emory3676
      @emory3676 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jk I'm kidding

    • @amigomichael3566
      @amigomichael3566 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@emory3676 True

    • @dallanwallannnnn
      @dallanwallannnnn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gordon Ra sey my favourite!

  • @yanderesoly8355
    @yanderesoly8355 7 ปีที่แล้ว +954

    anybody watching in 2017 thinking that the wife looks like Cindy from kindergarten??? edit: woa! dats a lot a likes!!

    • @ifodog6421
      @ifodog6421 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yandere soly *CONSPIRACY*

    • @golden_alee
      @golden_alee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yandere soly omg this is creepy lol

    • @xiaskye3471
      @xiaskye3471 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      finally Cindy died

    • @kyliehowitt5386
      @kyliehowitt5386 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yandere soly that is very accurate lol😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MrKsuling
      @MrKsuling 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @bobe2860
    @bobe2860 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    It's funny when finds out he has no mail 😂😂😂

  • @bestyg4767
    @bestyg4767 9 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Ellen: I swear I haven't been cheating on you Charlie!
    Charlie: I believe ya but my tommy gun don't
    Charlie: You got three seconds
    1....2...3.... Merry Christmas you filthy animal.

    • @cohenmarlow3283
      @cohenmarlow3283 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And a happy new year.

    • @paulinagarcia4192
      @paulinagarcia4192 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OMG wait where is that from again... Was it home alone

    • @kingkobe6983
      @kingkobe6983 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      hes talking to charlie and the girl said i havnt been cheating witch charlie ha what?

    • @cohenmarlow3283
      @cohenmarlow3283 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Paulina Garcia Yes.

  • @larenayoungblood8629
    @larenayoungblood8629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:54 jack has been saying it but no one thought to listen till now

  • @voixmin
    @voixmin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Jack and Mark both had 2 completely different reactions to this game. lol

  • @brittinispurlock73
    @brittinispurlock73 9 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    This video is freaking hilarious dude I love it so much jacksepticeye is the boss of his vids

  • @flowerdemonangel2295
    @flowerdemonangel2295 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Sis:Look at those leg XD
    Me:mine!!!!

  • @abbykarr1434
    @abbykarr1434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Jack: I will be the best husband!
    Later in the game: WHY AM I MARRIED TO THIS WOMAN?

  • @nimnum1265
    @nimnum1265 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    5:36 I LAUGHED SO HARD, OMG!!!

  • @JohnSmith-ir9mh
    @JohnSmith-ir9mh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    On 3:32 is that malcolm in the middle on T.V???

  • @hannahandzoesvlogchannel2979
    @hannahandzoesvlogchannel2979 7 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    His intro tho

  • @wilbur-is-sad3015
    @wilbur-is-sad3015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM PLAY THIS GAME IN A LONG TIME AND IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO FIND THIS VIDEO. Bring this back? I was ten when this came out, and I am having such nostalgia.

  • @coolcondoggy9159
    @coolcondoggy9159 7 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    P!atd is the best

    • @DylanTheDuck18
      @DylanTheDuck18 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Cool Condoggy I CHIME IN WITH A HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GOD DAMN DOOR
      (Sorry couldn't help it)

    • @coolcondoggy9159
      @coolcondoggy9159 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DJ poison hahaha

    • @Dennden
      @Dennden 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      DJ poison *IT'S MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINGS WITH A SENSE OF POISE AND RATIONALITY*

    • @ktm11545
      @ktm11545 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Alois Trancy sigh......
      *AGAIN...*

    • @anthonybenavides484
      @anthonybenavides484 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Alois Trancy I chime in with havent you people ever heard of...closing the god danm door

  • @witheredhouseplant
    @witheredhouseplant 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Jackaboy! We all love you and your videos😜 you brighten up our days and make us happy! Thank u jack

    • @helinahennigan3059
      @helinahennigan3059 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have failed dreams because you exist.

    • @mariamsaleh2939
      @mariamsaleh2939 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice pic xD his name is ciel right ?

  • @mila-louwootton1171
    @mila-louwootton1171 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Start of the game: she is not gonna no what hit her I'm gonna be the best husband ever!
    Middle of game: pick up gun jack: ok!
    End of game: shoot her!! BANG! 💥💥
    😂😂😂😂

  • @heidiwilliamson2981
    @heidiwilliamson2981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    No one:
    Literaly no one:
    Jack:WE LIVE ON THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE

    • @dallanwallannnnn
      @dallanwallannnnn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah...nice try. But seriously not funny by the slightest.

  • @alexandraionescu4609
    @alexandraionescu4609 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    ( don't read this if u don't want to is kinda personal)
    My mom and dad are getting divorced and my dad cheated 4 times on my mom. My dad was always mean to us and he was always nervous. He nevrr did what my mom told him to do like wash the dishes or cook. No all day on the TV or computer. He never had time fpr us because he was working or lets say cheating on my mom. After my mom told him that she wants to get divorced, he told her he has a girlfriend and that he doesn't love mom anymore. And now that they are gonna get divorced, I feel alone. My bro just with his friends and me... I feel useless and used. I don't know what to do now, I just feel, like a caged bird. Thats how I feel or felt the whole time.

    • @simao99l33
      @simao99l33 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'll pray for you man. I hope that your situation gets better.

    • @happyslowpoke8982
      @happyslowpoke8982 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Some people may say that this comment is just to get attention, but pay no mind to them. I can understand where you're coming from and I want to spread a message to you, my friend.
      Whether your dad had true feelings for you or your family is irrelevant. He doesn't deserve your love if he takes advantage of it. Harsh, but you gotta face it. Don't make this a sad time because you lost someone you loved. Make it a time of relief and improvement because you lost someone who could've loved you back, but never tried. Stick with the people who matter to you and think you matter and let your father pursue his own endeavors. You are loved, never forget this

    • @alexandraionescu4609
      @alexandraionescu4609 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks everyone. But how can I have friends when I spend all my break times alone, thinking if you really are loved or not. I mean, all my life has been a drama getting hates, and all that. I just feel like not belonging in this world anymore.

    • @Ella_loves_venelpe
      @Ella_loves_venelpe 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      We will be your friend no need to be sad we will always be there to comfort u no matter what because that's what friends do

    • @carmanstriker1853
      @carmanstriker1853 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacks made this community so great, I'm glad that we can support each other here and just remember mate, it will get better, it may not feel like it, but it will.

  • @TheZeroHeader
    @TheZeroHeader 9 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    JACK! will you ever do evie videos again?

    • @trinityhayes9266
      @trinityhayes9266 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      probs not :)

    • @squiddydash3067
      @squiddydash3067 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I second this comment

    • @korocat4738
      @korocat4738 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Squiddy Dash I second your face OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @PeterAngeli-PA
      @PeterAngeli-PA 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheHardcoreVlad Minecraft Gamer Ahhhahh

    • @korocat4738
      @korocat4738 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      xD sorry I had to :P

  • @intj1434
    @intj1434 8 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    I would go near Steve too if you kept calling me *honey poo* :')

  • @someonethatslonelym.7041
    @someonethatslonelym.7041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Spoilers alert!!
    There's another ending bro xD

  • @skylervanbrunt6444
    @skylervanbrunt6444 7 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    2018 Watchers?

  • @ivydoesnot9172
    @ivydoesnot9172 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    It's a bit funny because there is hundreds of girls who would marry him without a blink

  • @DUSKvsDAWN
    @DUSKvsDAWN 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Well then, be my husband Jack!

  • @elenachew7345
    @elenachew7345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "she won't even know what hit her!"
    *oh, Jack...*

  • @boobaboomboom
    @boobaboomboom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Did anyone realize that jacks said 9999 when he shot her wife