This Hoshiyomi Called Suisei "FLAT" In Front Of A Huge Crowd...

【 Hoshimachi Suisei / Shirakami Fubuki / hololive 】
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[@fahrenheit1522]

can't passed the exam when you passed away....

[@kasupy_barrett85]

At least he passed.

[@mukti5896]

At least he Passed

[@mahbuddykeith1124]

At least he passed.

[@dasfinalgaming]

at least he passed

[@Correction_Needed]

At least he passed.

[@coatares3716]

What a madlad. Should check his doors lock before studying

[@firstdictonary]

I don’t think his doors will save him.

[@KingAC96]

You can't unlock the door, the axe coming through XD

[@sasakisasa5224]

"Here Suisei !"

[@devanaxel1150]

the thing with being inside a room is... wall is all around you

[@goldenking2046]

Cons: you die
Pros: you get to see sui-chan before you die

[@mysticruin6043]

Comedian streamers, comedian fans.

[@Thanawat_CH]

Comedians won't choose the jokes, Even yourself.

[@zayd4078]

Always has been.

[@deadbob5514]

"Chat Reflects The Streamer" ..so true

[@wolfeloma]

Perfect

[@Klier2003]

And that's where the comedian fan got his last laugh.

[@Kylecifer_]

He'll be passing alright.
Passing away

[@plaguedoctor_139]

o7

[@thea3641]

o7

[@bmanpura]

o7

[@user-ts2ir4hc5r]

o7

[@gab4198]

o7

[@Monte_Carlo451]

Him: you may be my oshi but i aint showing you mercy
Suicopath: then i will show no mercy

[@honsuaman8743]

Suicopath: I know no mercy to begin with

[@Monte_Carlo451]

@@honsuaman8743 nah her mercy is she will just out right chop off your head but this guy is gonna get stabbed and twist the knife

[@agathaking4255]

"Then you will die braver than most"

[@MrCh0o]

Oh-ho! Then call me "wall" all you like!
*stops time and throws hundreds of axes*

[@ThatchNetherfold]

@@MrCh0o Threatens the time warden with the axe to stop time before axing him questions.

[@etmxd]

What a Chad, we gonna miss him.

[@ZynkOxhyde]

But he apologized 😭

[@Reymax164]

Fanarts could exist…

[@MoleculeXmolecule]

​@@ZynkOxhydeHe just dies with honor

[@goldendocsonic2012]

@@ZynkOxhyde*apologize is never enough for Sui-chan*

[@exusiaixmostima7696]

​@ZynkOxhyde She shoot other mem in cold blood do you think one apologise can save his soul???

[@Crytica.]

He is the luckiest Hoshiyomi out there. Imagine having such an interaction with Suisei and getting Fubuki as a cherry on top!
Lucky man!

[@andrewidkidc559]

Bro skipped exam and passed heaven's door

[@TheNaz_O5-15]

Iroha: look at what he had to do to mimic a fraction of my power de gozaru

[@DanceTowaDance]

*was

[@zaphkielkt]

​@@andrewidkidc559 HEAVENS DOOR ?!?!?!?

[@TheNaz_O5-15]

@@zaphkielkt KISHIBE ROHAN!!!

[@kato2395]

He had great talent as entertainer.
Rest in pieces son.

[@Pudding404]

You just know this hoshiyomi practiced in the mirror for this once in a lifetime opportunity.
I hope he's batman with prep time, Sui's already on her way with an axe.

[@yong9613]

o7

[@user-jp6jk5yc5o]

mabey he set up home alone style traps

[@Dorian_Scott]

CHAD-yomi: ( *Calls Suisei "flat"* )
Suicopath: _"So you have chosen..._ *_DEATH?"_*

[@marioprawirosudiro7301]

Calli: **looks at her own boba** Uh... no?

[@Jknight416]

Calls Suisei flat in front of a crowd of over a thousand people.
**Suisei will remember that**

[@FutureReedeemd]

2:45 the JP version of the meme

[@ichinichi3]

AHAHAHAHA

[@dolukiri]

he's nowaying

[@ExPotato6000]

bleached version...

[@dosven3495]

he also made a nijisanji reference with that bend

[@Verxx-sc2tl]

Kusa

[@NeuronActivation]

Hoshiyomi: "You see this chest? It is as flat as my phone"
This is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer faqing will

[@Fishman465]

You mean That WAS a man of....

[@harmless-kun]

@@Fishman465 yeah, past tense... rip o7

[@hafirenggayuda]

He's ready

[@zayd4078]

More like sheer written will. Because he'll be writing one after this. 🤣

[@lev_n]

I misread the q, um god why

[@litlsteps8486]

the balls on this lad must be so heavy, he's still too strong to be walking. cheers to him making the event hella entertaining!

[@Meonium]

Assuming his balls still intact after Suisei axed him lol

[@zayd4078]

​@@Meoniumcircumsuition 🤣

[@aomafura3374]

@@zayd4078more like castration 😂

[@MrJohnhackers]

​@@zayd4078 no mutilation 😂😂😂😂

[@dan_lazaro]

2:57 I forgot Suisei is a shounencon

[@elkaidred0512]

Yeah, imagine having SUISEI call you a " good boy ". He truly earned that with how brave and willing he was to entertain the crowd.

[@marktheshark5733]

The what now

[@themelancholyofgay3543]

and beside her is the Shotacon

[@supertarte9201]

1:00 Suichan dropping the _Oh Jesus_ was unexpected but damn funny xD

[@-Raylight]

This guy is too brave for his own good. He'll pass his test with flying colors, pass away his test and the last thing he saw is blue hair girl with axe. F xD

[@DawnAfternoon]

With the blue girl congratulating the hoshiyomi over and over as she chops kon-san to pieces

[@xelasneko]

Already a chad for stepping up to a live collab with his oshi. And on top of that, made it entertaining and taking a shot at her? Sasuga hoshiyomi, you did great!

[@marktheshark5733]

Who is that? Or is that just a random fan?

[@Eupator5]

Comets of steel on this lad

[@javisohel]

In all seriousness the dude did great. Pulled off a charming performance without even saying anything meanwhile I'd just be starstruck if I ever interacted with my oshi like that.

[@mercenary128v2]

He embodies the entire Hoshiyomi fandom. What a chad. He must do great in charades too w

[@lextutor4682]

He was such a funny, brave guy. Gonna miss him.

[@ffurtado97]

what a fun guy, we gonna miss him, rest in pieces brother

[@kraizerxthesimp46]

0:54 JP ambatukam 🤣

[@SumGuyWithNoLIfe]

So much expressions from just body languages alone. Sadly he will never see the light of day again.

[@KingAC96]

The boi do have nerve to call her that after being destroyed in PPT.
Just hope there's not a golden axe coming to his home (X to doubt.) XD

[@Alwaystired8568]

Being destroyed in ppt? Meaning?

[@KingAC96]

@@Alwaystired8568 PPT=puyo puyo tetris.
That man is facing suisei, and suisei instantly beat him, hence "being destroyed in PPT".

[@randomgamer_SSRB]

Bro's gonna get 110% on his test. He can't fail now

[@Tu-Li-Oh]

He got called a good boy.
Lucky bastard

[@IshimurA99]

He is a true fan when he knows what he is doing

[@KingJH0510]

Hoshiyomi are definitely one of the best fanbases

[@notempura]

How did this guy get through security?
His balls must be registered weapons.

[@omegalol541]

Current update:
The lads have been missing for 2 weeks

[@nikujaga_oishii]

it's great how talents and fans are equally comedians lol

[@ErAE_LLCN]

BRO LET HIS INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS WIN 😂

[@gearholder8882]

Hoshiyomis: "lmao, nice knowing you dude, enjoy the axe!"
Also hoshiyomis: "...god I wish that were me"

[@frostmourne1986]

The absolute gonads on this man.

[@Crackalacking_Z]

He's so dead, fell into an axe like 20 times by accident XD

[@PS5ProROGPhoneROGAllyuser]

He has nothing to lose, he went for the "plain" pass. 🤣

[@babanbo-sama2072]

He did that without speaking to boot!!!

[@mattex2655]

He knows exactly what he is doing 😅

[@galil_6863]

I can already hear the axe being sharpened...

[@pptemplar5840]

It's ok, he knew life after this wouldn't compare to these three minutes, so he took control of his own destiny to end it in a fulfilling way.

[@coltyt9529]

What happened?

[@foxfox1985]

We will see you in heaven my guy

[@averagesaltguy5238]

he’s so hilarious, coming up on the stage and performing without saying a word just like Mr Bean. I’m not a big fan of vtubers but this doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate content related to them

[@user-tg8ot1pq4z]

"Kon san will grow up to be a good boy"
Thus Kon San was never heard from afterwards

[@johnnylin3084]

I guess those amulets do work, he doesn’t have to worry about his exams anymore.

[@kuzumadesu]

We’re witnessing a madlad Hoshiyomi’s honorable last moments o7

[@nyanthrope]

rest in peace, brother. your bravery will always be remembered!

[@SoulstrikerV]

Calling Sui flat = means I love you
Sui = doesn't care
You = dead

[@randius8476]

Hoshiyomi: (returns home and studies)
Door smashed open!
Suisei (red eyes and holding axe): "It's Sui-chan~~"
Hoshiyomi: "Welcome!" (All according to plan)

[@Banana-cc5rx]

Getting blessed by your oshi is more important than passing the exams

[@saneira]

I love the dynamic of Suisei and Fubuki's voices together!

[@goodfaith]

We'll remember this brave (or maybe clueless) guy

[@josephbray9979]

Unfortunately, he died in an accident whereas he fell several times on a bloody axe in his room.

[@TheRibbonRed]

He was a good guy, trying to study for his university exams. Unfortunately, he passed away from multiple deep axe wounds on his back. So sad. 😔

[@StrikeNoir105E]

Death by natural causes, so sad

[@depiipo123]

love the dude's energy lol

[@teresaagnes8809]

I love that phone bg is also Suisei

[@robno9191]

throughout heaven and earth, he is the ̶d̶e̶a̶d̶ brave one

[@diego125able]

"Ese hombre ya esta muertooo, no más no le han avisadooo" 🎶🎵🎶

[@cancerstinks1]

I’ll be looking for his name in the obituaries later this week

[@AyuKasioy_]

The balls to mess with an axe wielding psychopath. We'll miss this chad for sure

[@SeiyaTempest]

R.I.P. to my guy, at least he went out in style.

[@donaldrantung1392]

he looked so similar to the recent missing person in tokyo news 🤔

[@jacobr2022]

I can't believe he tripped on an axe and got chopped to tetris blocks a week later

[@megamihestia4049]

He's never heard from again after that

[@wesleylyle8716]

We need more clips from that event!

[@luymateo1352]

This guy reminds me of Shinji from fishtank

[@Leilight]

He will not be stressed by exams anymore.

[@SuperDoublesman]

He was found with a "self inflicted" axe wound later that day

[@tungle1991]

RIP, he will be remembered o7

[@phantomrider9584]

当時の配信見てたけど、クッソおもろかったww

[@nolilado5452]

Well that's one way of getting your oshi to visit you...

[@DrShnig]

It's one thing to say it from beyond the keyboard, but another thing entirely to say it while showing your face... Guy must have top-notch security of he's this confident he can get away with it.

[@dragb9284]

We appreciate his brave sacrifice

[@AragonBattleBorn]

This is like trying to hand feed a lion, but you just end up punching it in the esophagus instead. Hahaha!

[@faq_is_love]

Don't need to prepare for exam if you're dead.

[@sendaljepitseribu108]

what you see now is his last footage of him seen alive
may peace be with him
o7

[@kokonut5]

RIP my dude

[@battlereed4708]

She started sharpening her axe...

[@blacknight7559]

2:45 dude really was "no waying" after putting that nail on his coffin

[@MrCh0o]

Dude opened the coffin only to find himself in there

[@Denamic]

He will be remembered

[@thegeneralmitch]

What can you say? It's better to burn out than fade away!

[@arsenblackwell]

No words, just facts ☠ He is now 6 feet underground...

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

Fly high like a comet, Kon-san. The image of you pointing to Sui-chan's plushie and rubbing your phone will be engraved on your gravestone.

[@goukenslay7555]

the deadman walking
congrats

[@R1L6N]

LMAO he could've almost died on the spot right there

[@cas9564]

*Bro is bold with a death wish*

[@Treeskrub]

Man barely avoided the secret boss encounter

[@minimeatball253]

Suisei: Yeah you’re gonna pass... to the afterlife

[@yuulievhessenthel1676]

Bro doesn't need a single word to be funny suvh a chad

[@b2serious]

SO we all agree to show up in mass at his future "graduation" from life?

[@catsozen]

He passed away with flying colors 🙏

[@TheLaloxz]

"Good luck with your exam!"
- Now I'm motivated!!

[@paulandersbullecer3152]

Fly high bro

[@justalonelyhuman7589]

He has since passed away with the rare axe in the brain disease 😔

[@decora6260]

Bro need to "dont blink" while studying 😂😂

[@b0t123]

I hope he has insurance

[@wafflepiepancake]

Actually hilarious LMAO

[@Ekusupuroshon]

He lost the battle, but not before dropping a nuke.

[@killian8198]

RIP bro

[@2010Hunt3r]

Hoshiyomi: (Calls Suisei Flat)
Suisei: I have an Axe to Grind with you...