"Can I Marry Marine?" Marine's IRL Dad's Conditions:
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- 【 Houshou Marine / hololive 】
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*Tch * I almost got all of them, but he started talking about paying taxes
I see you must be Bruce Wayne, Bruce never pays taxes, that's how you stay billionaire
Telling Marine at the door, "I don't care who the IRS sends, I am not paying taxes!"
as one brave person once said 'bring every battleship you have, im not paying my taxes
Same. I don't believe in taxes.
Texas is real?
Marine dad: if I can marry Choco you can marry marine
Well I'll take choco instead
That is going to open a can of worm that Cover don't want happening. If Choco does decide to marry Senchou's dad things are going to be quite awkward when Off Collab happens as HoloMem and Senchou well be going to Senchou's family home instead of Choco-Sensei's home. Plus I think there is some kind of policy that prevent HoloMem from marrying into another Holomem's family in Cover?
Would that make Choco-sensei retroactively steal "First Holo Mom Debut"?
@@dragonbretheren Maybe?
@@KingOfYamimakaithere are no rules between members having relationships between each other (and with people outside of Hololive), only between members and staff, as that creates a power imbalance issue
Her dad's a lightbulb, her mom's a fish. Together, they make Mr. Sparkle dish detergent.
Well, there's your answer, Fishbulb-senchou.
where did you see that her mom is a fish?
@@kephalaiits a simpsons joke about Homer being a lightbulb and a fish combination
Marine's mom was on a stream?
@@albertoandrade9807she doesn't have a mom, if I remember correctly
He cleverly added the bit about taxes to dampen the enthusiasm of the three million fans who want to marry Marine
He's based
The moment you have an income you are paying taxes. But it does sort out those "anarcho-capitalist" morons, so based Marine Dad
@@Limrasson Just like I heard from some african warlord, "whenever someome talks to me about anarcho-capitalism, it is usually followed by repealing the age of consent"
@@TheJeyR nah that's post ww2 french philosophers.
Every
Single
Time
@@TheJeyRsseth fan spotted, in the most unlikely of places
Marine dad is based good japan citizen
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@@andre_cinelli
Garanto que só nesses comentários tem um brasileiro de cada estado.
Meu povo, meu Paraná.
Terra do pinhão na brasa, barreado de Morretes e café forte vindo do norte. :D
Hello, my fellow Paranaenses :D
@@meskalin3 Curitibano aqui =)
For an old man, Marine's dad seems pretty bright.
I mean, wisdome comes with age...
Older people generally tend to be far wiser than younger people
@@user-hi1bz7zm9n that, and the fact that his head is a literal lightbulb
🤣
BRO 😭😭😭
Inaff
her model is insane you can see the slight embarrassment of a parent telling a story that could go either way lmao all those micro expressions
Eyebrow movements and slightly lowering head
Considering how she and some Holomems describing Marine's dad, he sounds exactly how I'd imagine.
Her dad drove her home 4 hours one way, and then 4 back for him, just to cheer her up when she went through a hard time. BASED Papa Pirate!
He is BASED! Could you provide more context when that driving happened? I have a glimpse of it, but maybe I am mixing some things with Marine's sister, because there was some driving story with Marine's sister too. Either way, so happy when a parent is supporting and taking care of their children!
@@piotr004 I think it was just that she went home one time to visit, but wasn't ready to leave her dad yet, so asked him to drive her home or something sweet like that.
@@piotr004 Komainu EN did an animated clip of it back in August 2022, just go to their channel and search the videos for "Marine Senchou makes complaints to her dad "
"Fulfilling the Three Major Duties of a Japanese Citizen" is such a funny way to put it lmao
Who knew this pirate's dad was such a law and duty-focused person!
I just imagined Luffy and Garp for a second after your comment lol
I don't know why I kinda expected something Shinzo Abe would say
Don't forget Marine canonically is cosplaying as a pirate. Even the ship shown during her first 3D was borrowed
@@Meonium So her father is a navy man in this scenario?
Lawful father, unlawful daughter
The thing about children going on an errand to the convenience store alone is a pretty common thing, and if its a smaller town, the cutest thing to see because everyone knows its happening so they just look out for the kid, silently cheering them on lol.
There's a TV show called はじめてのおつかい (My First Errand) showcasing it~
Thats so wholesome
That. Is adorable. lol...
I could never. As a little kid I would've found some way to screw up or just straight up forget the thing I was sent to and probably cry about it lmao.
The Japanese language has a phrase for this 「かわいい子には旅をさせよ」
There's even a gag about it in Carnival Phantasm, replace child with Berserker buying eneloops lol
A lightbulb 💡 Lol.
I think she mentioned he was bald, so maybe its an inside joke
@@francisco3992 his head shines?
She's seen (and probably collected) the "art" of Pekomama and doesn't want the internet making rule34 of her salaryman dad.
Him having a literal lightbulb for head has effectively been canonised in a couple of shorts by Marine's old schoolfriend Riku late last year. She also established a design for Marine's sister, which A-KA is replicating here, too.
@@KawaiiNeko333 Idolm@ster fans know that making their head something very easy to draw is only going to make art easier.
If Choco- Sensei does agree to marry Marine's dad, then Aqua would get a hot step grandma.
What, was that something he said?
Marine said he really liked Choco
Kinda awkward coz they're genmates lol
@@LecherousLizard you can check out the clips basically marine showed him a pic of her at disney and all he did was comment on choco who also happened to be in the pic :D to make matters worse choco actually responded to him by teasing a little "do you drink ? you know im even prettier in person"
@@Insane_Kane Well, that's hilarious. I at least hope Marine's mom is out of the proverbial picture though.
he went from "haha she was shy" to witness report on news of kids throwing coins in shrubs
He seems like the kind of dad you go to when you’re exhausted and just makes the world feel simpler and easier. Good guy.
So basically if you're a hardworking Japanese man (not specified, but heavily implied), who love and is willing to take good care of Marine, then you can marry Marine.
But you also gotta pay taxes...
i would guess the japanese part is optional as long as you have japanese citizenship so its fine.
@@uteriel282how many gaijin's knows how to do Japanese tax tho 💀
@@McDudes The tax is already deducted from your salary here. Doesn't matter if you domestic or foreign worker
@@uteriel282 You would guess wrong out of wishful thinking. Japanese don't have this American liberal mindset, a fact you miserable weebs are so desperate to ignore because it means those funny Japanese people aren't actually a cartoon like you thought they were. It means no, they won't kiss your ass just because you're American. The strong traditional family values of the Japanese are why their culture is so resistant to Communist influence, and thus constantly accused of "xenophobia" by the useful idiots so out of touch with Japanese culture they don't even realize how hated American "liberalism" is there. You are not welcome there for a reason. Subversive twat. Acting like allowing your people to be replaced is the only choice. Screw you. Japan is for the Japanese, not for weebs who think the Japanese are their little pets.
Lower class: tax evasion is impossible
Middle class: tax evasion is a crime
Upper class: tax evasion is an obligation and money laundering is a complementary skill
In LATAM, it's inverted lmao.
For poors, a mandatory skill
For midclass, an risky option
For rich fellas... they don't have choice.
Senchou papa: "Someone who can fulfill the three major duties of a Japanese citizen"
Her dad's points were very wholesome, he wants the best for this grandma pirate
He forgot the most important one tbh and that's boosting birth rates ;)
@@skrisdas9264 Tbf, that's going to take a heroic effort at this point. But, funny nonetheless. lol
How to say "Can't be a kagainiki" without saying "Can't be a kagainiki"
@@rodrigolivsan
take japanese citizenship and fulfilling all those points aint no problem.
@@uteriel282 But to get citizenship you need to forfeit your current citizenship. Japan prohibits multiple nationality
Love that the list is using japanese written form and marine's dad using japanese respectful form
#6 Got me good. I don't even know if it was meant to be funny, but I laughed pretty hard.
I swear I thought she said she'd never bring him on stream cuz his sense of humor is even dirtier lol, but it's nice to see them together after how much she talked about her dad :)
Times change and it’s not like she would’ve stuck to that permanently
Thats why he's reading from the cue cards lol
He's on rails, and it's pre-recorded, it's 100% safe 😅
the strictest father having the most carefree daughter is such a common occurrence lol
Based Dad with the list
HoloDads?....Hmmmmm...... Sure!!!!!
Whoever marries Marine would then join Holo dad's as Aqua's stepdad.
is this company interview? he literally tell me “to able get hired, you need good education background and pay taxes” lol😂
Marine has a great father, he loves his child very much :)
I like how how her dad threw in that last requirement to basically roadblock her fans - they can do the first five just fine, but the last one may be a challenge
tried to follow the instructions,now ive become her dog
Close enough
Isn't that better?
Looks like Neuro is not the only one. Dog i am.
at least you dont have to pay taxes
Neutral ending.
Marine's dad revealing young Marine actually doing pirate things and plundering booty and hastily attempting to bury treasure.
Even if that booty was just 500 yen.
the loot was ok according to her age
I picture Marine's dad as the teacher from that English class Japanese sketch with foreigners.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I won't lie, Marine's Dad had me in the first half..."
He sounds EXACTLY like i thought he would, like the hard-boiled, grizzled old man drinking sake at an izakaya
izakaya? a kind of bar? a tent?
@@johnnysanchez9505 Why would you wait for some commenter to answer your question when you can get it instantly by fucking looking it up yourself? Is this what passes for conversation to you?
@@screwgoogle4993 cuz for some reason, google get blocked in my browser (chrome)
@@screwgoogle4993 The same could be said about being an unhelpful asshole without any prompt or provocation behind it, does it pass for conversation to you?
But then again, we'd have to tackle the can of worms that is "hypocrisy"...
he sounds like one of those grizzled fishermen who gives life advices on an afterschool sunset
Marine's dad is so sweet, we need more of him!
He sounds like every father ever. Good for him.
the dad killed all of her fans with his "you can marry her if you are a role model member of society"
at this point shes never getting married XD
Senchou's dad sounds exactly how id imagine him to sound. Especially given all the descriptions weve been getting about him. Now all we need is for him to appear with a fully working model
@NeuronActivation CRINGE!
Man, Marine's dad is great lol
Sounded like a Garp and Luffy moment here.
Father wanting to support his daughter, accepting her future husband as a well organized civilian of all 3 duties he mentioned.
Meanwhile Marine is just being a pirate
The way he explained "The 3 requirements of a Japanese person" is like a proper comedian
Nooo, i evade my taxes all of this time
"Someone who wont be violent to Marine"
She wants someone who is like that though... kusa
That’s a man who absolutely loves his daughters, absolute chad.
When he started talking about the Three Major Duties of a Japanese Citizen, it sounded like Marine's dad was some kind of federal agent, using VTubers to ensure people follow the government's rules
her dad is so cool!! It's nice to see Marine interact with him candidly, he's like mega お父さん energy
Taxes…it’s so over
Shinzo Abe would be proud!
He lost me at paying taxes, I'll never marry anyone..
Other members when inviting family *Use designs that resemble their models.
Marine: *LIGHTBULB HEAD.
I Did Not Hear A No!
The providing for her part might be hard, since she makes a shit ton of money, lol
The gigest of chads.
Lmao i love senchou 😂 shes so cute
hia head really was shiny
I love how throughout the interview with her dad, Marine's eyebrows do not cease their roof formation, forever nervous.
What a sweet pops! It's easy to see where Marine's bubbly nature comes from
7, Must have superb physical stamina
dad sounds either rowdy or a delinquent 😂
but is a good upstanding citizen
Imagine trying to marry a Pirate Captain and her father as about taxes 😂
Garp luffy moment indeed xD
Brothers, I've failed at the tax part, now it's your turn.
I'm argentinian, and Fallout NewVegas player.
Need to explain?
@@johnnysanchez9505 actually, I do; I'm not familiar with these stuff lol
@@vibinmikegothyped3270 we 🇦🇷, are experts on tax evasion.
And FNV, here's the context:
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well the father is next debut
Taxes😭
Marine Sechou's dad?
now thats a dad 💡
He seems like an earnest, nice person.
He seems to have the same tone of Takeshi Kitano. Hope we get more of him. Sounds like an interesting person to listen.
"someone who know how to pay tax"
Me: so irl tax, senpai tax, biboo tax... what else i'm missing?
Time to become an upstanding Japanese citizen
Extreme wholesomeness.
As a father I fully agree with his statements
I DON'T CARE WHO THE IRS SENDS, I'M NOT PAYING TAXES
Even when Marine was young, she was a pirate
He sounds so mature to have a 17 year old daughter.
Taxes? Pass.
I think the vast portions of her fans are already fulfilling #5
"i have an idea!" ahh dad
2:14 Well. Looks like majority of us are out.
Her dad sounds old. This confirms she's definitely not 17
even the dad sounds like a pirate 😅
"Someone who won't be violent"
I have no enemies. Still feel like the last 2 would be hard for me lol rip Senchou marriage dream
You have no enemies because you have no values
Not a surprise a great dad raised a wonderful woman
damn i was like "i met all the conditions!" until he said the last one, well played marine dad, well played
he's so wholesome! what a great dad truly wants the best for her
Marine Dad debut when?
**Father starts listing requirements**
Me: I might have a chance!
Father: He has to be able to do Japanese taxes.
Me: Well, a guy can dream.
Based mam pays his taxes and expects others to do the same, absolute respect
marine and sis: my money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds...
Dad: *Proud*
I had all of them until he mentioned tax payment
Number 4 is a crafty one. Thats the one everyone who attempts to be with her should understand in full detail.
He’s a very bright man
I'm 6 for 6. 日本に帰る時が来た。
thumbnail going wild
Bro did sound like a proud pirate
I'm not paying my taxes!
That cursed #6 brought up by the father of senchou. Oh well.
"Someone who won't be violent to her"
In some contexts, Marine may well argue with that one
Yo now the dads are coming in stream dang Yagoat your definitely the goat
so basically
just be a good man
LESGO BRUDDAHS
He was nervous but I can feel in this man the storytelling skills of Marine. I'd like to hear more from him buuuut 🥲
6/6 LFG BABYYYYY
I can't believe houshou papa finally debut, while she said, she will never ever make his appearance 😂
Damn her journey already comes this far, I'm so proud of her. T. T