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Thanks for the vid my dude, but wut about Florida, where daddy Knox can kill his daughter after u plant the explosive one her car and give him the detonator, or Thailand where after u force lawyer to meet with rockstar, rockstar will push the lawyer of a window.
"Someone wanted me to see this file but who?" *Turns around to look at the creepy guy that never talks, who followed him for 20 minutes straight* "Do you by chance know who it was?"
I love how everyone's paying attention at the "Everything is just running smoothly" guy but not at the part where he comes into the helicopter pad full of guards, high as space, yelling that he's gonna kill Soders, and no one tried to him.
He never yelled out loud he was going to murder him just that he was going to "pay". Besides you'd get in much worse trouble for murding or arresting the guy on a simple conspiracy to kill because that could cause the death of soders anyhow.
The Kashmirian watched as some random dude scaled the side of the Rangan building, knocked the painter and the guard unconscious, hid them in the closet, stole the artist's clothes, lured Rangan into the room, and was like "well that's convenient"
I mean, given how badly off his scope is, and how bad I assume his binoculars are, can he actually see you, or just a kinda blob on the side of the building?
I find it funny that he changed disguises and almost walked if front of the surgeon, like "hey I'm not the person who just gave you pills don't mind me"
“Falcon, target acquired.” “Listen 47, the last targets you had me take out were two melons and a beer can. How am I supposed to know when you’re serious or not?”
There is comedic element in him being so matter-of-fact and straight. Especially wearing that flamingo suit in Miami mission and infamous "vroom vroom vroom, ding ding ding" which even lets him smile.
@@DefinitelyNotAnOsprey he was created by a scientist with the dna from 5 different guys. The scientist created a bunch of clones specifically for killing, & they weren’t successful until he got to the 47th clone. He then went to go assassinate all the men who contributed to him being created & also the scientist who created him.
Surgeon: *first reads about Soders killing his father in a tiny room with other people, then proceeds to get high as heck and shouts about murdering Soders to the guards at the helipad* Everyone: "This is fine. A normal day at the hospital :)" 47: *changes from suit to a beach outfit in his own house in Haven Island* Anyone who happens to see him: "TAKE THE BASTARD DOWN!!!"
@@walakalakyea... like it's not that changing into the hazmat suit not attracting suspicion doesn't make sense, what *IS* strange is that it's the *ONLY* suit that does that
@@walakalakwhich is funny, because Blood Money had an instance like that in the "Flatline" mission, If you had the right papers, you were allowed to change into the patient's outfit and back at the changing room.
As far as I can tell, the guy on the phone with Dr. Laurent is Don Yates. It makes sense that a high profile surgeon would have a lawyer as high profile, which is a fun detail
Yeah I noticed that too. It would also make sense since Don is a Providence Herald, and the clients wanting to keep Soders alive are Providence. It's really neat how they planned everything out so early!
@@Dribbleondo these fucking developers are so underrated, and I don’t like using the word “criminally” but they really are criminally underrated. Props to them.
"Hold your breath for a moment..." "Clench your fist, please..." "Can you look up a bit?" Ah, I get it now. He was... kinda instructing the kashmirian. Telepathically. Maybe.
My favorite part of the Mumbai mission is you don't even need to interact with the targets to get them into position. You can find paint for the painter and covertly add it to his art kit so he can get Rangan to pose. You can also find the papers the laundry manager has been freaking out about and leave them in his office so he can meet with Shah.
@@mrhorrorface Rangan and Shah put contracts on each other. The Kashmirian has evidence in his apartment, and Rangan has evidence on a laptop in his tower. 47 can take credit for the kill by calling the other and the person he calls will contact the maelstrom leading to a meeting 47 can use as a kill opportunity.
@@BestWayKilla Technically speaking, this is but a Symbiotic Relationship! I mean, he's getting paid as long as the target is dead anyways... Why not keep blood off your hands
I felt bad for Valentina, her whole career and reputation was destroyed by her husband. And she was confined in her house. In a fit of rage, she pushed her husband off the balcony not knowing that he would die. This was one of the few times I felt bad for a person in hitman.
okay, can we have a Hitman film whre its just an inexperienced, uncertain Kashmirian servicing a bunch of targets while 47 steadily guides them each into position? Ideally from the K's perspective, interspersed with scenes of 47 being deadpan, professional and long-suffering while letting the noob sniper clean up for him
@@eren34558 Yeah, even for a single-video collab with a smaller TH-camr on my channel, I suggested that they get at least 40% of the video's revenue from the first month.
@@eren34558 I work on Art Commissions, and it’s super frustrating when someone wants to pay with exposure. Although I don’t think a tip is super necessary, thank you for being a good person lmao
Unrelated but some of the best dialogues is when 47 asks the old granny at the mansion (forgor her name) for the intel as payment, she notices hes an assassin and just casualy says "i thought that when i faced death i would feel fear, but now that im infront of it, im feeling fulfilled" this hits hard if you convince her it was self unaliving so she unalives herself soon after
To be fair, when someone else starts off an art piece it's usually not too difficult to mimic the style. Though, 47 is definitelymore competent than the average joe in that regard.
That mini partnership/mentorship between 47 and Kashmirian was legitimately such a neat bit of work. For the last one it was like 47 was subtly giving him advice on being the perfect hitman. And the slight bit of working together to achieve their mutual goal was so cool, even if the Kashmirian may have been unaware of it. Although, it would be nice if he caught on.
29:50 - Based on the angle of the scope and the way he was looking, the Kashmirian saw a bald guy scale the building, knock two people out, take the painter’s disguise…and thought absolutely nothing of it and still killed Rangan.
26:11 Don Yates: "You've grown soft." Valentina Yates: "How's THIS for soft?!" (pushes Don off the freaking balcony) Me: "Looks like Don didn't have a *soft* landing."
Interesting fact there was a case were a business man order a hit on another person for 200k, that hit man paid a hitman to do his and he did the same and so on. At the end 5 people were arrested and the final person was only paid 2k dollars. They were all arrested before the job
The cast deserves a lot of credit. Most games have the main character's actor in the spotlight with the most lines, and as a result smaller side characters tend to have less talent and come across as dull or goofy. I'm talking about those ridiculous "find my lost vase in this cave" type of side characters. But in this game not only does the main actor have to sound taciturn and emotionless, but it draws attention away from the main character and makes everyone else the stars of the show. Every supporting actor has to put forth double the effort to contribute to an experience that is immersive for the player. Even if a character only has five lines, you can tell the actor put forth 100 percent of their effort. And most players will never hear those lines anyway. The cast deserves some awards for this.
I love how in the Dawood contract 47 paints a giant sniper reticle over his head, he leaves all the answers for what he does behind but nobody can ever figure it out
47 is a master of wordplay to the point he can talk about how hes a hitman but nobody will realize, the only one to actually realize who he really is was timara vidal
Fun fact, agent 47 (almost) never lies, he just puts his words in a way where the target could understand something else, when he's actually saying: "You'll be dead in 5 secs"
I like to think that the assasin in the Dawood Rangan level saw 47 scaling up the whole building getting in the apartment through the window knocking two people out dressing as one of them and leading Dawood Rangan into his sights. He must be so confused, in my headcannon 47 winks at the assasin after he takes the shot
I love that the waitress talks to the dude, sees him and hears his voice, and less than a minute later a bald guy who's 20 years younger than him comes in with his clothes like "I'm ready to inspect the facility now"
And then there’s the painter, who is literally a different race entirely, complete with a beard and accent, and everyone’s just like, “yep, same guy. No doubt about it.”
@@11jerans I mean, That case Has been Actually studied, In customer Service. in The middle Of conversation, They swapped Out the Customer service Representatives by Having them Duck under The counter. The people They were Dealing with Never noticed.
@@dr.blockcraft6633 There's another experiment where someone asks for directions from a stranger/test subject and then a group of people walk through both of them with a door and they change people while the door is between them. Long story short, they didn't notice the difference
I like how 47 pretty much explains to Shah how he kills people by getting others to kill the target for him, pretty much making them do what he wants without them knowing it was him, right there on the scene. Kinda badass ngl
Isn’t there another assassination of Ken Morgan where Jordan Cross pushes him out the window, and also maybe the Miami one where Knox blows up Sierra’s car
You all are entirely correct. However, this is a video of other PEOPLE killing the target/s and not other TARGETS killing the target/s. He probably has a separate video for those. Additionally, the reason that the doctor poison kill isn’t on this list is because these people all intend to kill the target or kill the target directly because of their actions. The poison kill is both not what the doctor wanted and also pulled off entirely by 47
Imogen Royce: "Imagine this. Having a time schedule on a target with minute details on locations, durations, and purposes. A detailed layout of a target's actions within a defined timeframe." Us who've been playing this trilogy since 2016: Way ahead of you lady
That timing of the Imogen Royce assassination... I'm impressed. I thought way too hard about it and never figured out just how to piece everything together perfectly.
I just noticed that 47 was painting Rangan holding a revolver, while a sniper crosshair was trained on him. 47 has one heck of a sense of humor. *Edit:* I legit didn't think I'd get this much likes here. Thank you all.
See, this is what I LOVE about the modern Hitman games. It's all about finding ways to kill your client(s) in the most creative and ingenious way possible.
Waitress: *meets inspector. Has a full face to face convo with him* Agent 47: *wears inspectors suit and looks nothing like him* Waitress: oH hAi InSpEKtOr!!!
14:04 "Look at that guy and let that be a warning to you all, smoking crack, is wack." 47 : "Look, I may be a cold blooded contract assassin but I have feelings too, y'know..."
"professional" surgeon: *procceeds to have a breakdown and plot about killing it's client right in front of 2 nurses* *procceeds to scream at the top of it's lungs that "he's going to pay" right in front of it's henchmen*
I don't really think professionalism has anything to do with it. Who WOULDN'T kill their father's murderer, given the chance? But yeah, I agree he was stupid with being so public about it. He could have just said the surgery failed, it WAS experimental after all.
wow that has to be the greatest assassination. like with the doctor, did 47 kill the target? no. would the target have survived if not for 47? yes. nothing can be traced back and 47 isn't even technically responsible. but it was still a job well done. from an assassination perspective that has to be even better than an "accidental" kill, which could still leave doubts.
You missed two of this type of killing, at least as far as I know : -In Bangkok, if you get both targets to meet up, Jordan will end up by killing Ken Morgan --In Hitman Absolution : Hunter and Hunted, during the Chinatown segment, if you steal a certain file in the cops' hideout before they meet one of the targets, the cop there will think the target stole that file and then proceed to shoot him These are the only two I remember off the top of my head, there might be more there's also another one but idk if you'd count it : during the King of Chinatown level in Absolution, if you poison the drugs in the alleyway using fugu, the dealer will bring those over to your target for you
-I also forgot the kill where Robert Knox kills Sierra, which was really stupid because I literally featured it in my most viewed video ever- *EVERYTHING IS RUNNING SMOOTHLY*
@@miuzoreyes6547 I wanted to focus on WOA in this video. If I make a sequel, I'll be sure to include CD along with all of the other suggestions in the comments here.
@@CassidyCope there's another one where you can get someone to poison your target by not accusing them of murder or by accusing the wrong person. I don't really play Hitman but it was in a video I saw, don't remember what map or game though. But it was some kind of mansion murder mystery thing
you edited this on your PHONE?! good lord there were times throughout the video I was like "thank you for editing that bit out and not wasting my time; I like the extra effort put into this" and you did it on your tiny touch screen. nicely done!
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Thanks for the vid my dude, but wut about Florida, where daddy Knox can kill his daughter after u plant the explosive one her car and give him the detonator, or Thailand where after u force lawyer to meet with rockstar, rockstar will push the lawyer of a window.
I would love it if you would timestamps
@@zaushanjibabi311 I've added chapters in the description; you can navigate the video using those.
@@CassidyCope thanks
"Someone wanted me to see this file but who?"
*Turns around to look at the creepy guy that never talks, who followed him for 20 minutes straight*
"Do you by chance know who it was?"
I would think of The Guy saying " everything going smothly".
Like he Said 4 or 5 times ,like he was trying to act normal.
*good, everything is stable on this end as well*
"Everything is just running smoothly!"
Agent 47: No
47: "No, but everything's running smoothly."
I love how everyone's paying attention at the "Everything is just running smoothly" guy but not at the part where he comes into the helicopter pad full of guards, high as space, yelling that he's gonna kill Soders, and no one tried to him.
Right lol. Dude just told everybody he was about to murder that man and nobody gave a shit 😂
@@unfortunate4768 maybe he murdered their fathers too lol
I like how nobody is paying attention to the first few pixels of the video.
He never yelled out loud he was going to murder him just that he was going to "pay". Besides you'd get in much worse trouble for murding or arresting the guy on a simple conspiracy to kill because that could cause the death of soders anyhow.
He even called someone to tell him about his plan.
"Smoking crack, is wack"
-fucking dies
Snoking crack is wack, and just proved it by dying lol
"Let that guy be a warning to you all. Smoking crack, is wack."
"RHEJKFAHWDKWANDAHBCERHJOWEMADJAWNHKJREHKJNR"
@@devyn. Da...
@@krutskrovboyo-kgb6155 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE ME
No, not again
The Kashmirian watched as some random dude scaled the side of the Rangan building, knocked the painter and the guard unconscious, hid them in the closet, stole the artist's clothes, lured Rangan into the room, and was like "well that's convenient"
I was thinking the same. "can't be anything wrong with this"
I think all he cared about was doing his contract.
"Guess I owe him one then..."
@@Jarock316 probably thought he was being watched and examined
I mean, given how badly off his scope is, and how bad I assume his binoculars are, can he actually see you, or just a kinda blob on the side of the building?
"Look at that guy and let that be a warning to you all. Smoking crack, is wack."
I'm dying
lmao
Best moment
he is too
He's dying right alongside you...
He was literally dying lmao
Soders: Who are you?
Doctor:You killed my father!
Soders: Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
47: _appears in front of him_
I do
Soders: _gets a heart attack_
LMAO IS THAT A BATMAN BEYOND REFERENCE
@@connorwallace5274
Yes it is!
@@Toldoris Awesome man, I thought it was lol :)
Soders: Why are you so upset about me killing your father? I killed my father too and you don't see me moping about it.
Doctor: “Who in the world would murder a man for money!”
47: ‘____’
More like ( ಠ __ಠ)
"Good job, 47, and here's your payment - *three coins"*
@@superscatboy three shiny coins of purely sentimental value.
@@jackson14431 still more valuable than the magpie coins. That castle is fun.
Agent 47: _I know right? outrageous!_
_I say he deserves it_
I love how the guy in the first clip is freaking out and his colleague is like, "EvERYthInG is JuST RuNNiNG SMOOTHLY 👌"
I find it funny that he changed disguises and almost walked if front of the surgeon, like "hey I'm not the person who just gave you pills don't mind me"
he's one day away from retirement he cant be bothered to deal with it
Professionalism, look it up.
Smooth like soft baby kittens. 😺
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That other assassin prolly thought, “Man, everything is going perfect. What luck!”
Damn, both of them would've been great partners imo
Everything is just running smoothly
“The gods have given me their blessings in this endeavor!”
The gods: 47 and Diana.
I could imagine 47 approaching him, make some death-related pun, and leave him a business card including the names of his most “perfect” kills.
The Kashmirian is the greatest Freelancer player the world has ever seen, and not even HE can explain why! 😂
''Cause of dead: Human Error.'' That was such a powerful line to end that segment on.
Which segment was that?
@@CaptainRed1000 The first one.
I quite like that wording actually. Every time I make a mistake in the future I will call it "human error" rather than "I fucked up again"
And a classic film reference to boot.
@@mphylo2296 I was about to say, that HAS to be a 2001 reference.
“Falcon, target acquired.”
“Listen 47, the last targets you had me take out were two melons and a beer can. How am I supposed to know when you’re serious or not?”
You don't know what that melon's done.
@@juanjuri6127 Was probably Mellon Lord in disguise.
my interpretation is that the melon/bottle are readiness drills for the sniper, which is why 47 says "this is no drill" before pointing him at vidal
@@junkmail2223 also the fact he says “a confirmed security threat” rather than just “target spotted”
@@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 It was one of his most feared generals
I love how 47 is so dull and emotionless that every NPC arounds him feels more alive
There is comedic element in him being so matter-of-fact and straight. Especially wearing that flamingo suit in Miami mission and infamous "vroom vroom vroom, ding ding ding" which even lets him smile.
Do you not know his backstory?
@@AiMajic-t4h most killers in real life show emotions
@@hugocorreia8039 shit most kills are because of emotion. Crime of passion and all
@@DefinitelyNotAnOsprey he was created by a scientist with the dna from 5 different guys. The scientist created a bunch of clones specifically for killing, & they weren’t successful until he got to the 47th clone. He then went to go assassinate all the men who contributed to him being created & also the scientist who created him.
Man, I can kill people in this game without a thought. But you just fired three people for no reason. You're the real monster.
i regret to inform you that code 41 is now effective for your employment status
@@acrj-alfasaus4825 I'm a seasonal worker so... you're kinda right.
Felt sorry for the guard - he took it so well
you can't have depression if you're dead but you can if you're only fired
well if your boss dies so the project he's working on too, so you get fired anyway
32:10 I as an artist have never thought I’d get to see the day a “I’ll pay your in exposure” commissioner gets their comeuppance
I swear in the last one 47 just REALLY loves making references to the sniper watching them all lol
I think I mentioned in that chat that I like to think that he just kept on saying cool lines hoping that she'd die afterwards.
"I *aim* to please"
Not to the sniper alone, but also about his own way on handling his work.
I like to imagine that 47 was subtly giving the sniper advice.
It’s honestly entertaining how 47 covers his tracks without actually lying. Lol
I love the realization of her personal guard. He's just like "Really, he considers me a close friend?" hilarious.
Surgeon: *first reads about Soders killing his father in a tiny room with other people, then proceeds to get high as heck and shouts about murdering Soders to the guards at the helipad*
Everyone: "This is fine. A normal day at the hospital :)"
47: *changes from suit to a beach outfit in his own house in Haven Island*
Anyone who happens to see him: "TAKE THE BASTARD DOWN!!!"
That’s why I think there should be certain outfits that don’t make everyone suspect you when you change into them. Like the hazmat suits in Sapienza.
@@walakalakyea... like it's not that changing into the hazmat suit not attracting suspicion doesn't make sense, what *IS* strange is that it's the *ONLY* suit that does that
@@walakalakwhich is funny, because Blood Money had an instance like that in the "Flatline" mission, If you had the right papers, you were allowed to change into the patient's outfit and back at the changing room.
Based pfp!
32:35
47 : "Can you look up a bit ?...."
Rangan : gets shot
47 : "Thank you"
I feel like that's a subtle advice for the Kashmirian to look up a bit and take the shot which 47 thanked him afterwards
@@iaminsideyourwalls2021 It's probably that him straightening up and tilting his head back gives K a perfect shot.
As far as I can tell, the guy on the phone with Dr. Laurent is Don Yates. It makes sense that a high profile surgeon would have a lawyer as high profile, which is a fun detail
Yeah I noticed that too. It would also make sense since Don is a Providence Herald, and the clients wanting to keep Soders alive are Providence. It's really neat how they planned everything out so early!
@@Dribbleondo Oh alright, that's pretty smart still.
Yes those kind of conections make the game feel more alive
@@stef..6789 I know right, what a buzzkill “they don’t they throw out names to use later” as if he has the inside scoop 😂
@@Dribbleondo these fucking developers are so underrated, and I don’t like using the word “criminally” but they really are criminally underrated. Props to them.
Man: Talks out loud about eric soders murduring his father and his struggle to not murder him back.
Other man: Everything is just running smoothly!
15:22 She didn't even wonder why her client just became bald, transformed his face and lost his accent lmao
"Wait Really? All White People look the same to me."
Not paid enough to care lmao
@@Fdragon1337 Feel that deep in my bones
I feel like his face wasn't as important as his wallet
It’s the gaming chair
He deserved it: he wanted to pay in “exposure”.
But least 47 did a Fantastic draw
@@GrindyVine the crosshairs we're the finishing touches..
You can’t eat exposure
i swear those people need to die...
Hey he payed in exposure
Exposing his brain that is
I love how after Rangan is shot 47 keeps painting like "hey this is pretty relaxing actually"
"Hold your breath for a moment..."
"Clench your fist, please..."
"Can you look up a bit?"
Ah, I get it now. He was... kinda instructing the kashmirian. Telepathically. Maybe.
latter the hahmirian recieve a letter and a check with thanks from -47
@@Ghostx357 and a kiss 💋 to seal the envelope, how poetic
@@acrj-alfasaus4825additionaly the envelope is perfumed with the scent of roses
How did that doctor not hear him talking about Eric's contracts, the room was completely silent
It was his last day on the job.
He doesn't get paid to hear things, he gets paid to push buttons.
What the drug that’s make you angry
You're just some pleb and one of your bosses just found out his patient is also his father's murderer, I wouldn't know what to do.
@@myherobeaste7 PCP
Meth
Crack Cocaine
Regular Cocaine
"Let this be a warning to you all, smoking crack, is wack."
Continues to be suffocated
My favorite part of the Mumbai mission is you don't even need to interact with the targets to get them into position. You can find paint for the painter and covertly add it to his art kit so he can get Rangan to pose. You can also find the papers the laundry manager has been freaking out about and leave them in his office so he can meet with Shah.
so much replayability
you know that sniper hits like a brick when the body flies 50 meters away
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Bricks don't make people fly lol.
@@thelastjerkbender2505 what i mean is that its really strong
@@thelastjerkbender2505 not with that attitude
@@thelastjerkbender2505 maybe not your bricks
What a gent 47 is, helping other assassins advance their own career by letting them take out his targets for him.
Well… Considering the Kashmiran got his contract from one of 47’s other targets…
@@roninnozlo9544which one?
@@mrhorrorface Rangan and Shah put contracts on each other. The Kashmirian has evidence in his apartment, and Rangan has evidence on a laptop in his tower. 47 can take credit for the kill by calling the other and the person he calls will contact the maelstrom leading to a meeting 47 can use as a kill opportunity.
@@BestWayKilla Technically speaking, this is but a Symbiotic Relationship! I mean, he's getting paid as long as the target is dead anyways... Why not keep blood off your hands
"ERIC SODERS IS GOING TO PAY!"
Guards: "eh, way above my pay-grade"
the fact that he paints a sniper sight after Rangan is shot is such a cool touch.
And the painting that Rangan was in front of, the blood splattered on the head
I felt bad for Valentina, her whole career and reputation was destroyed by her husband. And she was confined in her house. In a fit of rage, she pushed her husband off the balcony not knowing that he would die. This was one of the few times I felt bad for a person in hitman.
Was one of the other few times you felt bad for a target the Swing King from Blood Money?
@@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 that guy is pretty sad too.
There is also no way of skipping him, lol
@@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 Ye first time playing Blood Money, I felt bad for him
And the guy played it off as business
What about Jeremy?
3:30 the VA did a damn bloody good job on the voice acting
This part felt very realistic. You can sense his emotions but it's not so overdone they sound like a cartoon character.
okay, can we have a Hitman film whre its just an inexperienced, uncertain Kashmirian servicing a bunch of targets while 47 steadily guides them each into position?
Ideally from the K's perspective, interspersed with scenes of 47 being deadpan, professional and long-suffering while letting the noob sniper clean up for him
“I’ll make a Hitman out of you!”
Dude I would love to watch that
This franchise in and of itself is so movie/show-worthy
Honestly sometimes it even feels like a movie
"Tobias the Professional".
Rangan wanting to pay in exposure rather than money pisses me off
As it should.
@@CassidyCope when I hire an artist, I pay 50% up front and tip at the end.
It disturbs me how peoole in so many fandims want free art
@@eren34558 Yeah, even for a single-video collab with a smaller TH-camr on my channel, I suggested that they get at least 40% of the video's revenue from the first month.
@@eren34558 I work on Art Commissions, and it’s super frustrating when someone wants to pay with exposure. Although I don’t think a tip is super necessary, thank you for being a good person lmao
PREACH
“Look at that guy, and let it be a reminder to you all. Smoking crack, is wack.”
*Fucking kills him*
Just knocked him out and shoved him in the laundry
Unrelated but some of the best dialogues is when 47 asks the old granny at the mansion (forgor her name) for the intel as payment, she notices hes an assassin and just casualy says "i thought that when i faced death i would feel fear, but now that im infront of it, im feeling fulfilled" this hits hard if you convince her it was self unaliving so she unalives herself soon after
31:47 Damn, 47 is a man of many talents
Notice how he paints a crosshair on vanya in the image 😂
@@protonjones54 Not to be rude, but that was Dawood Rangan
To be fair, when someone else starts off an art piece it's usually not too difficult to mimic the style. Though, 47 is definitelymore competent than the average joe in that regard.
Tamara Vidal: *Gets yeeted into the air by a sniper round to the head*
Everyone at the party: "Oh no! Anyway..."
She got launched like a skeet clay
That mini partnership/mentorship between 47 and Kashmirian was legitimately such a neat bit of work. For the last one it was like 47 was subtly giving him advice on being the perfect hitman. And the slight bit of working together to achieve their mutual goal was so cool, even if the Kashmirian may have been unaware of it. Although, it would be nice if he caught on.
hitmans uselly hide spyware in their targets cloths or the proximity area so he can hear what is going on
29:50 - Based on the angle of the scope and the way he was looking, the Kashmirian saw a bald guy scale the building, knock two people out, take the painter’s disguise…and thought absolutely nothing of it and still killed Rangan.
I honestly felt bad for Jeremy Bolt, the guard when I fired him.
Even worse, if you follow him, he eventually jumps off a ledge and dies.
@@MrJinglejanglejingle
Oh dear.
@@MrJinglejanglejingle holy shit
@@MrJinglejanglejingle nice
@@MrJinglejanglejingle why’d you have to tell me
13:54 i love the dialog npcs give when they see 47 crouching
@@Shadowt6m And then he gets absolutely folded
26:11
Don Yates: "You've grown soft."
Valentina Yates: "How's THIS for soft?!" (pushes Don off the freaking balcony)
Me: "Looks like Don didn't have a *soft* landing."
"N-No.. I'm not going to do anything stupid.."
The SAVING icon in the bottom corner as he says this kills me every time
"Sharon reed youre fired."
2 seconds later
"Nah youre fired. "
Gotta admit the voice acting in this game was incredibly done. They really sell these moments
Yeah, people give them a lot of shit for reusing the same voice actors a lot throughout the games, but they're still really good actors.
Interesting fact there was a case were a business man order a hit on another person for 200k, that hit man paid a hitman to do his and he did the same and so on. At the end 5 people were arrested and the final person was only paid 2k dollars. They were all arrested before the job
Outsourcing and subcontracting
Too many breadcrumbs leave a trail…
Or uh, yeah, what you guys are saying!
In the words of an erratic alien scientist:
"Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong."
@@DzakyAmany Yes. He. Very smart. Very little morals. Highly motivated. Pragmatic. Atoned through action. Mostly successful.
@@DzakyAmany i heard he retired and lives by the beach these days. Collects sea shells.
The cast deserves a lot of credit. Most games have the main character's actor in the spotlight with the most lines, and as a result smaller side characters tend to have less talent and come across as dull or goofy. I'm talking about those ridiculous "find my lost vase in this cave" type of side characters.
But in this game not only does the main actor have to sound taciturn and emotionless, but it draws attention away from the main character and makes everyone else the stars of the show. Every supporting actor has to put forth double the effort to contribute to an experience that is immersive for the player. Even if a character only has five lines, you can tell the actor put forth 100 percent of their effort. And most players will never hear those lines anyway. The cast deserves some awards for this.
Yeah, the staff at IOI has joked that in every level they create a new main character and then immediately kill them off lol
"Everything is just running smoothly" is slowly becoming my default reaction
I'm not gonna lie I felt really bad for the guard who got fired at 20:34
Bro even worse is that he killed himself after that
@@pedrofernandez34 Wait WHAT?!
@@pedrofernandez34 wow rly? thats even worse :/
I looked it up he really does that's just damn depressing...
Really? I thought he lives. I saw him walking out right before code 41 was done on sharon.
I love how in the Dawood contract 47 paints a giant sniper reticle over his head, he leaves all the answers for what he does behind but nobody can ever figure it out
"Well, I minored in engineering."
*Proceeds to touch wires without checking if the power source was off.*
17:35 possibly my favorite meta joke in all of Hitman.
I'm pretty sure that's called the wiki
@@Michael-yf6bl yeah that's the meta joke
@@Michael-yf6bl Given that the player is a god of time voluntary stuck in a Groundhog Day scenario, I'd say wiki is unnecessary.
It's literally the game for us the player
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that voice actor in the first clip did such a good job portraying a very distressed and conflicted doctor, holy shit
13:57 What? The things NPCs say in this game when they observe a strange behavior exhibited by Agent 47. XD
bruh I kept clicking on 14:10 and there was an ad running each time because an ad time was placed there x) TH-cam is wacky sometimes
Remember smoking crack is wack
C'mon bro it's 14:04
Agent 47: _The fuck did you just call me?_ **Chokes him**
The editing at 8:46 was a really nice touch. You gave us all the needed information without interrupting the flow of the video. Well done.
Thank you! It was either editing in Diana or doing the voiceover myself, and I don't even have a microphone lmao
35:57 damn that foreshadowing :O he's literally telling her his method to get her killed !
47 is a master of wordplay to the point he can talk about how hes a hitman but nobody will realize, the only one to actually realize who he really is was timara vidal
Agent 47: _Ehem... I SAID... WHEN THE OBJECTIVE IS ON MY SIGHT, PERFECT EXECUTION!_
Fun fact, agent 47 (almost) never lies, he just puts his words in a way where the target could understand something else, when he's actually saying: "You'll be dead in 5 secs"
I like to think that the assasin in the Dawood Rangan level saw 47 scaling up the whole building getting in the apartment through the window knocking two people out dressing as one of them and leading Dawood Rangan into his sights. He must be so confused, in my headcannon 47 winks at the assasin after he takes the shot
i love the number of puns 47 adds to his dialogue and how he basically tells his target how they are going to die
I like how he finishes the painting
Don't worry everyone "everything is running smoothly"
I love how 47 was just standing next to the surgeon as he’s having an existential crisis. Staring at him.
14:04 look at that guy and let it be a warning to you all. Smoking crack is whack!
47: are you sure about that?
47: _What did you just call me?_ **Chokes him**
That kill on Imogen Royce is exactly what I love about the Hitman games; there are so many clever and diabolical ways to reach the goal.
I love that the waitress talks to the dude, sees him and hears his voice, and less than a minute later a bald guy who's 20 years younger than him comes in with his clothes like "I'm ready to inspect the facility now"
And then there’s the painter, who is literally a different race entirely, complete with a beard and accent, and everyone’s just like, “yep, same guy. No doubt about it.”
@@11jerans I mean, That case Has been Actually studied, In customer Service.
in The middle Of conversation, They swapped Out the Customer service Representatives by Having them Duck under The counter.
The people They were Dealing with Never noticed.
@@dr.blockcraft6633 There's another experiment where someone asks for directions from a stranger/test subject and then a group of people walk through both of them with a door and they change people while the door is between them. Long story short, they didn't notice the difference
@@pks1587are you sure they didn't notice or did they just not wanna say anything about it?
Dr. Laurent’s voice actor did a fantastic job.
I like how 47 pretty much explains to Shah how he kills people by getting others to kill the target for him, pretty much making them do what he wants without them knowing it was him, right there on the scene. Kinda badass ngl
Isn’t there another assassination of Ken Morgan where Jordan Cross pushes him out the window, and also maybe the Miami one where Knox blows up Sierra’s car
Agreed. Pretty sure you can make the medic in miami kill Sierra too
@@snorfietsers4006 Yes, you can.
Yeah, there is.
You all are entirely correct. However, this is a video of other PEOPLE killing the target/s and not other TARGETS killing the target/s. He probably has a separate video for those. Additionally, the reason that the doctor poison kill isn’t on this list is because these people all intend to kill the target or kill the target directly because of their actions. The poison kill is both not what the doctor wanted and also pulled off entirely by 47
@@Bestintheworld17 what about 10:17 to 12:40? It both includes a purposeful kill and one by a target. That or I am missing something vital.
Imogen Royce: "Imagine this. Having a time schedule on a target with minute details on locations, durations, and purposes. A detailed layout of a target's actions within a defined timeframe."
Us who've been playing this trilogy since 2016: Way ahead of you lady
I love how 47 can just disguise as some one with a beard and hair and no one questions it
That timing of the Imogen Royce assassination... I'm impressed. I thought way too hard about it and never figured out just how to piece everything together perfectly.
I just noticed that 47 was painting Rangan holding a revolver, while a sniper crosshair was trained on him.
47 has one heck of a sense of humor.
*Edit:* I legit didn't think I'd get this much likes here. Thank you all.
Technically, it's what rangan wanted done
The other guy painted that per his request...
I think the sniper crosshair was an added flourish by 47. Really brought the piece together.
Cringe edit.
Valentina: murders a man in front of a guard
Guard: I will pretend I didn't see that and will follow you around for next couple of hours
I love the final touch of the crosshair on the artwork
See, this is what I LOVE about the modern Hitman games. It's all about finding ways to kill your client(s) in the most creative and ingenious way possible.
Then you just dig out your hand grenade and lob it out at your target's head and admire the fireworks.
Waitress: *meets inspector. Has a full face to face convo with him*
Agent 47: *wears inspectors suit and looks nothing like him*
Waitress: oH hAi InSpEKtOr!!!
32:36 “Can you look up a bit?” *headshot* “Thank you…”
Love that.
47: "Can you look up a bit?"
Rangan: *gets shot*
47: "Thank you".
Absolutely lost it when the guard was shocked that Jeremy sees him as his best friend
Honestly the voice acting in this game is great. What a lively world.
14:04
"Look at that guy and let that be a warning to you all, smoking crack, is wack."
47 : "Look, I may be a cold blooded contract assassin but I have feelings too, y'know..."
47: _Get over here you-.._ **starts choking him** _I'm not a fucking crackhead, shut up!_
8:12 *dies in crowd*
*unnoticed kill +25xp*
Sorry I was looking at a fly over there
Oh, come on man put the gun away
Random person:*Gets shot by a sniper so powerful it sends them flying 5 feet*
Guards: *Yep, Looks like a accident*
"professional" surgeon: *procceeds to have a breakdown and plot about killing it's client right in front of 2 nurses*
*procceeds to scream at the top of it's lungs that "he's going to pay" right in front of it's henchmen*
Everything is just running smoothly
I don't really think professionalism has anything to do with it. Who WOULDN'T kill their father's murderer, given the chance? But yeah, I agree he was stupid with being so public about it. He could have just said the surgery failed, it WAS experimental after all.
@@Nalimias tbf surgeons are expected to be the coldest mfs next to chefs
It's so hard to find good help.
i like how imogen accurately tells the player the cleanest way to kill them to just prove their shit works
32:40
Casually continues painting
You know he HAD to get that crosshair on there.
Casually MAKES the painting as well just cuz he could
wow that has to be the greatest assassination. like with the doctor, did 47 kill the target? no. would the target have survived if not for 47? yes.
nothing can be traced back and 47 isn't even technically responsible. but it was still a job well done. from an assassination perspective that has to be even better than an "accidental" kill, which could still leave doubts.
Actually most places define murder as the deliberate taking of actions leading to the death of victim so still murder
@@dwylie83 Yeah its defined as murder, but its harder to track if someone did so. Which is the point.
You missed two of this type of killing, at least as far as I know :
-In Bangkok, if you get both targets to meet up, Jordan will end up by killing Ken Morgan
--In Hitman Absolution : Hunter and Hunted, during the Chinatown segment, if you steal a certain file in the cops' hideout before they meet one of the targets, the cop there will think the target stole that file and then proceed to shoot him
These are the only two I remember off the top of my head, there might be more
there's also another one but idk if you'd count it : during the King of Chinatown level in Absolution, if you poison the drugs in the alleyway using fugu, the dealer will bring those over to your target for you
-I also forgot the kill where Robert Knox kills Sierra, which was really stupid because I literally featured it in my most viewed video ever-
*EVERYTHING IS RUNNING SMOOTHLY*
Curtains down - swap the pistols. Surprised everyone forgot about that famous example.
@@miuzoreyes6547 I wanted to focus on WOA in this video. If I make a sequel, I'll be sure to include CD along with all of the other suggestions in the comments here.
@@miuzoreyes6547 ah heck you're right it's one of my fave methods of doing it too how could I forget
@@CassidyCope there's another one where you can get someone to poison your target by not accusing them of murder or by accusing the wrong person. I don't really play Hitman but it was in a video I saw, don't remember what map or game though. But it was some kind of mansion murder mystery thing
And that's why you pay artists with more than "exposure"
So exposure _and_ sexual favors.....got it.
@@jackalenterprisesofohio don't forget the horse
Great video, lmao.
"Are you planning to outsource your contracts to the kashmirian?"
Perhaps.
31:55 Someone in IO Interactive definitely worked freelance lmao, this is way too accurate
Can we appreciate 47's artistical abilities for a second?
Bro's talented in everything under the sun.
@@epicm999 Probably talented in everything above the sun, too
@@ayyylmao101 FR. I have no idea how it's explained in the lore.
@@ayyylmao101 and the sun
"Are you planning on outsourcing all your work to the Kashmerian for now on 47?"
Agent 47: _Hey..... tempting_
Laurent: (yells that he's going to kill Soders)
Everyone else near him: I ignore that.
Lmao 47 didn’t kill those people in the same way that Jigsaw didn’t kill his victims
Tbf the last two he literally had nothing to do with their deaths, the other hitman could have easily failed/ quit on the job.
Shah gets shot Guard: “looks like there’s been an accident”
you edited this on your PHONE?!
good lord
there were times throughout the video I was like "thank you for editing that bit out and not wasting my time; I like the extra effort put into this" and you did it on your tiny touch screen.
nicely done!
47: "I'm ready to take a tour of the facility"
Lady: "yo where did your hair go?"