7 Hitman Disguises That Agent 47 Was Worryingly Way Too Into

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  • @KOU-ZAI
    @KOU-ZAI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3756

    Getting into a disguise is one thing. But it's always agent 47's stone-cold expression and killer puns while playing the part that gets me.

    • @minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
      @minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      very literally killer puns

    • @simplydavemn
      @simplydavemn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Andy doing his 47 bits while playing is what gets me.

    • @michaelkores6860
      @michaelkores6860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Want a bite? It is to die for!

    • @Ben-rz9cf
      @Ben-rz9cf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@michaelkores6860 i love how he's actually a terrible actor and people just generally just shrug off his eccentricities

    • @gabegrether8647
      @gabegrether8647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Ben-rz9cf "It's my first day on the shift... As a clown." 😆

  • @rinateh28
    @rinateh28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2158

    You know 47 really enjoys putting his method acting classes to use when he makes an appropriate pun relating to the murder method/disguise he's wearing

    • @spooky_electric
      @spooky_electric 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      He didn't read An Actor Prepares day in and day out for nothing!

    • @neutral8517
      @neutral8517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      “Do what you do best!”
      - guy who got stabbed in the head moments later

    • @psoma_brufd
      @psoma_brufd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@neutral8517 I always love those innuendos from targets, they unknowingly ask him to kill them.

    • @theodorehh3529
      @theodorehh3529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      "what's good?"
      Food vendor 47: "Everything's to die for, Mr Knox"

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The smartest murder machine in the world

  • @novasnake2532
    @novasnake2532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1562

    The fact that 47 is completely straightfaced while doing the drum solo is absolutely amazing

    • @borisdawolf555
      @borisdawolf555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      True rock drummer

    • @MrBlackrapier
      @MrBlackrapier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      i mean does the guy even have facial muscles?

    • @AlexR-ATG
      @AlexR-ATG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Barely looks like he's exerting any effort, either. Could probably nail YYZ.

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yeah, and his drums aren’t great-competent, but stiff and robotic, like 47. The drummer was careful to keep it “disguise”-y, and it also shows what a fake Jordan Cross is. It’s a great scene.

    • @tristanraine
      @tristanraine ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MegaZeta Yeah, there isn't a lot of emotion or flow in it. It does feel like he's playing a garage band beat.

  • @Mathee
    @Mathee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1160

    I really love the real estate agent disguise, because I feel that hearing 47 describe the various rooms is the closest we ever get to learning how he thinks and sees the world, how he analyzes his surroundings and is able to see opportunities.

    • @amilcaresau8278
      @amilcaresau8278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I know what you mean but I really have to say that the real demostration of 47's mind is the whole Contracts game

    • @LeRoiEnJaune
      @LeRoiEnJaune ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I also love that it's one of the times where 47 *isn't* secretly a master at something. He lives in safehouses and airport terminals; so it's no wonder he has no reference for home-buying and just starts listing off random aspects of the rooms.

    • @CovertKaz
      @CovertKaz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      There’s also the bank in NY, the job applicant.

    • @WackoMcGoose
      @WackoMcGoose 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@LeRoiEnJaune I had a thought the other day, that Agent 47 is like _Old Man Henderson's Backstory of Doom™,_ a literal doorstopper of a book that no sane Game Master would ever read through, leaving Henderson's player (and 47 himself) to _make up_ things they supposedly know, and the GM is like "yeah I can't be bothered to check that, we'll just assume you do know it". The real estate agent is the _one time_ the GM called his bluff and was like "yeah okay, that's a bit too far buddy".

  • @Leongon
    @Leongon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2480

    47's sales pitch of the house was a room by room tell to the player for each room assassination potentials and escape routes. It was fantastic!

    • @FrankyBabes
      @FrankyBabes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      When he said "it is used for watching television, and other recreational activities", I felt that

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      The kitchen is the most dangerous room in the house.

    • @hanthonyc
      @hanthonyc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Dark flooring, easily hides stains.

    • @nibbonbon
      @nibbonbon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@hanthonyc too bad NPCs don't notice blood in the trilogy

    • @lukacunningham342
      @lukacunningham342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I believe they forgot Phineus Whitmer, 47 after putting on the the clothes, actually solves the murder mystery himself

  • @alexixeno4223
    @alexixeno4223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1106

    The fact 47 fixes the crystal ball is just so precious

    • @aerongray2228
      @aerongray2228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      :47 leaving dead bodies all over the place: well, i must not leave a mess :carefully fixes the blood splattered crystal ball:

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I loved that bit LOL he's like, "Wouldn't want to dirty the set"

    • @revolver265
      @revolver265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Like re-racking the bar in that one mission after you strangle someone with it, so it appears that someone didn't spot them and they dropped the barbell on their neck... But then they put it back on the bench. Sometimes the need to tidy up comes out in slightly nonsensical ways haha

    • @dhammamanud2764
      @dhammamanud2764 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He fixes it even after killing the fortune teller!

    • @ktheus307
      @ktheus307 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@aerongray2228He takes care of what he cares about and likes....

  • @ZoeBateman
    @ZoeBateman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    I love 47's jokes and puns when he's in disguise, I always replay missions until I hear at least one pun. You can tell he's giggling to himself on the inside, you can really tell he loves and has fun with his job.

    • @Goldensky-zs2lm
      @Goldensky-zs2lm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He loves secretly killing people off..

  • @rfphicks
    @rfphicks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2913

    I am certain that when dressed as the winemaker, 47 is secretly whispering "Hey Diana....it's me, 47....from work"

    • @toratio8547
      @toratio8547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      Alternate list - 7 Hitman disguises Outside Xbox enjoyed a little too much

    • @rizkyanandita8227
      @rizkyanandita8227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@toratio8547 1. The murder clown.

    • @clockworkmonsters8590
      @clockworkmonsters8590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@toratio8547 2. The Vampire Magician

    • @wolfsuit_art
      @wolfsuit_art 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@toratio8547 3. The undying flamingo

    • @cassandramuller7337
      @cassandramuller7337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@toratio8547 4. The armour set. Dark Souls! Need I say more?

  • @johnoneil9188
    @johnoneil9188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3137

    I like to imagine 47 loves those disguises because they let him fantasize about what his life might have been like if he had not been indoctrinated as a child. I bet the fortune teller one is his favourite.

    • @jahimuddin2306
      @jahimuddin2306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +497

      He could definitely make it as a fashion model. He has the height and the physique.

    • @foxboiunknown320
      @foxboiunknown320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +416

      Or a desperate attempt to feel the humanity that was scorched out of him as a child

    • @rangerleaf1505
      @rangerleaf1505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      I mean he wasn't just indoctrinated either he was a fucking test tube baby
      The man should be allowed to just dress up around the agency facility and act like whoever he wants when he's not on a mission

    • @PYapper
      @PYapper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      I mean, he always wondered what it is like to be a normal human with morals and normal lives.

    • @0816M3RC
      @0816M3RC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      @@rangerleaf1505 I think when 47 was on the plane after the mission where you kill the author, you see the author's book on the table in the plane.
      Implying that 47 might have read it.

  • @darkjackel8608
    @darkjackel8608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5913

    I think the quintessential Agent 47 disguise was in Hokkaido, where he disguised himself as...Agent 47. Acting exactly like Agent 47, he sneaks into the operating room and simply presents himself to the target, who dies of fear at the sight of a man dressed as Agent 47. What true efficiency. 😏

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      Refuge in Audacity at its most excessive.

    • @RetepAdam
      @RetepAdam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

      He should try going as Agent 46 sometime.

    • @justincarino9653
      @justincarino9653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      @@RetepAdam Are we still sure Agent 46 isn’t just Helmut Kruger?

    • @Nadie47
      @Nadie47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      @@justincarino9653 man I wish I had that jaw...

    • @ogredwing
      @ogredwing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@Nadie47 Oh stop it. You look fine.

  • @Amaranthyne
    @Amaranthyne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2592

    WHAT! Where was private investigator?!? He literally _solved_ a murder surrounded by family intrigue and that doesn’t count as going too deep?!

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Figuring out you would kill someone in a locked room isn't exactly a stretch for 47.

    • @Amaranthyne
      @Amaranthyne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@PanAndScanBuddy That was not the point.

    • @aymuhspunj
      @aymuhspunj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      I can see the video title now "Actual Serial Killer reacts to Manor Murder Mystery"

    • @michelrogowski2950
      @michelrogowski2950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I agree

    • @T1AORyanBayThe_Demo_Expert
      @T1AORyanBayThe_Demo_Expert 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Diana does most of the work to be fair.

  • @samwitherington8202
    @samwitherington8202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    In the Yates mission, 47 pretends to be the Sommelier, Mr Flowers, who Yates doesn't recognise despite him working for him for presumably a few years. Anyway, a moment I love is when a soldier says he'll pour some wine, to which 47 replies "decant", sounded genuinely annoyed. I kind of love that.

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      He just shows up to places and demonstrates how and why everyone around him is an amateur LOL

  • @spookyghostwriter3110
    @spookyghostwriter3110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1714

    The Jordan Cross kill (via push) is just the most ironic kill in the entire trilogy. Not only is it karma for him pushing his girlfriend to her death, he’s also still alive after the initial fall, and he gets that half second of conciousness on the glass pane until he hears it break under him.
    Delicious.

    • @kingunknown3907
      @kingunknown3907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      A true connoisseur of the kills I see

    • @firstnamelastname7244
      @firstnamelastname7244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Actually I'd say that the one where jordan kills ken morgan and then gets pushed to his death is the most ironic.

    • @mushedups
      @mushedups 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Just like these muffins, they are to die for..

    • @julianparsons3027
      @julianparsons3027 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He really "broke the glass ceiling" of his field though...

    • @justapug6396
      @justapug6396 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Whilst not Iconic, I love getting getting the head surgeon to kill Soders, it feels like a circle.

  • @Landithy
    @Landithy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    I like to imagine that every so often 47 gets a little *too* into the role, and they have to send somebody out to retrieve and deprogram him.

    • @RSpracticalshooting
      @RSpracticalshooting 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      "47, you were supposed to kill your target 4 months ago but instead you went on tour with him."

    • @soulofflame9999
      @soulofflame9999 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@RSpracticalshooting 47: "I am aware of that." (Thinking) "And I have no regrets."

    • @hiroshell7973
      @hiroshell7973 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Then he pulls out a gun and finishes the target and says "Fine lets go."

  • @Jamesamong007
    @Jamesamong007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    The one thing i always found funny is that 90% of the disguises his barcode tattoo is visible yet the npcs dont notice it. Like in the real estate one you mentioned, Cassady would have been like "whats up with the barcode thing on this guy's head?"

  • @veraeroes
    @veraeroes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    I just love picturing Agent 47 learning all these skills in his spare time

  • @Flarflenugen
    @Flarflenugen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    I think one of my favorite moments is disguising as the hospital director in Hokkaido and talking to Yuki. "Watch your back" as you push her off an edge is pretty nice

    • @carlsiouxfalls
      @carlsiouxfalls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Becoming the yoga instructor and going through the routine, edging her closer and closer to the cliff before pushing her off was a great moment too.

  • @johncao6516
    @johncao6516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    I mean, the therapy session with Silvio Caruso bringing up the mommy issue is pretty great.
    And in the same level, the plague doctor kill. Super extra.

  • @MikeysBoredGaming
    @MikeysBoredGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    “Do you like drugs? I got some” is the greatest small talk

    • @DooDooWater9732-n5z
      @DooDooWater9732-n5z ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And the slight stutter as well like he's Coked out💀
      Edit: 11:16
      Also;
      The waffle house has found its new host.

  • @music0in0my0head
    @music0in0my0head 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    The corpse of Janus in the Isle of Sgail mission. It takes soo much effort to set up while you could just as well wait until the funeral is over to just shoot Sophia while she is alone with the actual corpse. Or even the master of ceremonies with the dramatic speech about rising from fire and stuff. Isle of Sgail was made for the 47 dramatics.

  • @ethanlappin
    @ethanlappin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Every time we see 47 display an improbable skill I like to imagine we're getting a glimpse at what he does when not assassinating people. Going home after a long trek round Columbia to Mrs 47, visiting Baby 47 in their bedroom and then going out to the garage to deliver a sick drum solo.

    • @raiyyan8514
      @raiyyan8514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I doubt he has a family....cause family would make him weak

    • @mushedups
      @mushedups 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@raiyyan8514 And family would be like having friends, and as you know, names are for people with friends, and he doesn't need one.

    • @hiroshell7973
      @hiroshell7973 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He has a name, Sock puppet name but a name "Tobias Reiper"

    • @ItsukaShimotsuki
      @ItsukaShimotsuki ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@raiyyan8514 Diana and Lucas Grey IS his family.

    • @poeter14
      @poeter14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@ItsukaShimotsukiDiana and Victoria are his family

  • @hanthonyc
    @hanthonyc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The best bit of polish in the series has to be the idle animations when disguised, my favorite being that 47 "flaps his wings" in the flamingo suit while standing around.

  • @TheDimensionDweller
    @TheDimensionDweller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Okay, Agent 47 as a real estate agent was fantastic, they must have had so much fun scripting and voicing that

  • @SolaScientia
    @SolaScientia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    Even with how many times I've played various missions and such, I still laugh a bit at or make comments about every murdery pun 47 does. I love them so much, but I'm also amused by how obvious they are. Rather how Hannibal's cannibal puns in the Hannibal series make me laugh and are so obvious. I'm a sucker for puns though.

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ahhh, but he also subverts it when he correctly describes the contents of a lethal syringe.

  • @sirrichiofawesome9617
    @sirrichiofawesome9617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +890

    Andy hoping that a selfie doesn't count as being spotted on camera is the most Andy thing in this video.

    • @tyffanii1
      @tyffanii1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yo, I thought the same thing. He is so anal, but the I was the same.

    • @kapitanstark1922
      @kapitanstark1922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tyffanii1 anal? wtf

    • @Nadie47
      @Nadie47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tyffanii1 hmm

    • @neilmartinez4619
      @neilmartinez4619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tyffanii1 kinda sus

    • @tani7895
      @tani7895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kapitanstark1922
      Anal also means overtly careful or precise.
      So not just the more typical meaning that comes to mind, nor was that meaning in use, in the sentence.

  • @zenthegeneral
    @zenthegeneral 3 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    "Take that suit off and what are you "
    Agent 47: Corporate liquidator, contractor, medical expert, businessman, musician, artist, politician playboy billionaire philanthropist

    • @sandrafunacc1
      @sandrafunacc1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Iron Man, eventually.

    • @meinkek7896
      @meinkek7896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Should be disguised as johnny sins when following a target into a porn shooting or something

    • @jordii_vv5471
      @jordii_vv5471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      you forgot "In the retirement industry"

    • @jamesdelacruz7437
      @jamesdelacruz7437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Reminds me of another bald man of similarly impressive exploits

    • @justineallandevelos6491
      @justineallandevelos6491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      don't forget to add Professional chef, Formula 1 driver and mechanic,scientist,barista and many more

  • @AceRide
    @AceRide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Realtor 47 is one the funniest scripted moments in the trilogy for me. The vague descriptions of what these rooms are typically used for morphing into tactical analysis, Cassidy being so impatient that he doesn't even realize 47 has no clue how to sell a house to someone, all topped off with a forensic analysis of the previous owner's death that is so detailed that it almost blows 47's cover. Beautiful.

  • @therewillbefire1833
    @therewillbefire1833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    Agent 47 must have a lot of hobbies, either that or he researched everything related to the area he is going to.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      or has researching hitman techniques as a hobby

    • @SpoopySquid
      @SpoopySquid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Imagining 47 attending weekend crochet lessons on the off chance he needs to disguise himself as a nursing home resident one day

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@SpoopySquid basic crochet is easy. the real skill is in making actual clothes out of it.
      Yes, my grandmother taught me crochet when I was a child....

    • @normalguy3373
      @normalguy3373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@SpoopySquid Now I’m imagining him doing lion training incase he needs to pretend to be a lion tamer in the circus

    • @brodriguez11000
      @brodriguez11000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@normalguy3373 : Assassination by lion. Now that would be gut-wrenching.

  • @nikanj
    @nikanj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    He's a professional through and through. How do you expect people to believe you're a drummer if you can't drum? How do you expect people to believe you're a flamingo if you can't fly?

    • @onewinter9411
      @onewinter9411 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      47's ultimate power is manifestation

    • @captainkawaii666
      @captainkawaii666 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@onewinter9411 Hell yeah, Warhammer 40K Orks *wish* they had his level of manifestation

  • @louisewilson2044
    @louisewilson2044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    I think 47 just has a lot of hobbies. He probably has a lot free time in between missions.

    • @justineallandevelos6491
      @justineallandevelos6491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Considering his job requires him to travel all over the world yeah i wouldn't be suprised do what the romans do right?

  • @LuaB13
    @LuaB13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    The Helmut Kruger disguise is magical. I love that it gets a callback in Hokkaido, where some dude getting plastic surgery to look like him accuses 47 of stealing his idea. :D

    • @themoleman6806
      @themoleman6806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      And when you disguise yourself as that guy, the surgeon actually tears up thinking he did such a good job.

  • @FonzietheCapybara
    @FonzietheCapybara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    My favourite role is the one of "assassin on first day of the job, and loves explosives"... strangely that role only comes up when Mike plays.

  • @alfredmarcos1761
    @alfredmarcos1761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love how much detail they went with him trying the roles, it would be better if his handler had more nippy side comments about each.

  • @devin5201
    @devin5201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Making each grape quite impossible to ID" might be my favorite line in anything ever now.

    • @AlephSharp
      @AlephSharp 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The amazing follow-up to "Surgery on a grape"! "Murdering a grape and disposing it's body"!

  • @ethanrobyn2399
    @ethanrobyn2399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    One outfit that 47 doesn't get into at all is the vampire magician,doesn't drain blood from anyone,or pull a gun/emetic poison/rubber duck out of a hat.

  • @Borderlines
    @Borderlines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I love how Hitman embraces the ridiculousness. It's just so, so fun

  • @Teallen96
    @Teallen96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Flamingo prancing on a stand at the entrance. If that isn't commitment to the cause, I don't know what is!
    Also, bonus points for the Exterminator disguise on Bangkok. If you go up to the recording studio area, you can get 47 to play "La cucaracha" on a keyboard.

    • @cearnicus
      @cearnicus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      And if you look across the river after playing that, you'll see a giant cockroach terrorizing the city. The series has a number of such Easter Eggs.

    • @rjfrost7090
      @rjfrost7090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      In Hokkaido if you have the ninja disguise, there are two guys playing Dance Dance Revolution. If you can get rid of them, 47 can dance and he'll set the new high score.
      You can do it outside the ninja suit, but you won't get the high score.

    • @zzzaratee
      @zzzaratee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I find it funny that his name is literally Barcodeman_47

    • @wiry7428
      @wiry7428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What makes it more hilarious is that agent 47 maintains his "i hate you" gaze whenever he dances in flamingo suit

  • @dallydaydream
    @dallydaydream 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Listen, in terms of the endless potential of job versatility, Agent 47 is to video games what Barbie is to dolls and I will not be persuaded otherwise.

  • @nikanj
    @nikanj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    In a way it's pretty inspiring. Agent 47 could have been so many things but he never let fame or fortune distract him from simply doing what he loves.

  • @Bryce4Impact
    @Bryce4Impact 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    If you scan 47's barcode,
    it gives you a discount code for his MasterClass on method acting

    • @harrison3207
      @harrison3207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amazing lol

    • @mjkrh
      @mjkrh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *BEANS*

    • @mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299
      @mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keanu Reeves has entered chat ;p

    • @michaelkores6860
      @michaelkores6860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      If you a close enough to scan 47's barcode you most likely only need a discount for your local funeral home

    • @soulofflame9999
      @soulofflame9999 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah
      It's a discount for funeral services.

  • @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays
    @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    How can you not mention becoming the Lawyer in Landslide, the bonus Sapienza mission. He got so committed to the role, it's the only time he steals the hair of someone he dresses up as.

    • @FrankyBabes
      @FrankyBabes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      If memory serves, he also nicks the toupée off the hospital boss in Hokkaido. But again, he's into the role

    • @SarahAndreaRoycesChannel
      @SarahAndreaRoycesChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@FrankyBabes I' m so addicted to that disguise I have yet to do suit only.

    • @michaelkores6860
      @michaelkores6860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      No he does not steal the hair - agent 47 spontaniously grows his own, a true professional after all.

    • @vksasdgaming9472
      @vksasdgaming9472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He is also Catholic priest as well in same place. Even takes a confession from man even more crooked than he is.

    • @player_8008
      @player_8008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michaelkores6860 it would be a rookie mistake not to

  • @normalhuman9878
    @normalhuman9878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    That expressionless face when playing the drums was great

  • @TheWindii
    @TheWindii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    You could make a great list out of the NPC dialogues alone. There are some real gems in these games.

  • @joshuaclemens1301
    @joshuaclemens1301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    It's the amount of care he puts into putting the crystal ball back together that gets me.

  • @cearnicus
    @cearnicus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    In Hokkaido there's a DDR-like game, which 47 is uncharacteristically bad at. _Unless_ you play it in the Ninja suit: then he's a master. I guess clothes really do make the man.
    PSA: Hitman 2 Gold (which includes 1) is part of the 'stealth' humble bundle, available until Sept 15.

    • @caffienatedtactician
      @caffienatedtactician 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      UUUUUUUGH why couldn't I have seen this yesterday???

    • @cearnicus
      @cearnicus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@caffienatedtactician Just in case you still want it: Hitman 2's on sale on Steam right now. €13.50 for the Gold edition is quite a steal.
      (Sidenote: wait, I'm at 100 hours playtime and it's only been 2 weeks? Oh wow)

    • @caffienatedtactician
      @caffienatedtactician 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cearnicus thank you!!!

    • @cearnicus
      @cearnicus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@caffienatedtactician My pleasure :)
      Small bits of advice:
      - In Options/Gameplay, there's a setting to add a 'Silent Assassin' icon on the HUD. Very helpful if you want to Andy the missions.
      - Unlock the lockpick ASAP (ICA Facility). Poison syringes/vials (Sapienza mastery 2 & 20) are very useful too.
      - Best sniper is behind Marrakesh's Cheveyo Calibration escalation.
      Have fun :D

    • @eggs8021
      @eggs8021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cearnicus I've played quite a bit and never knew about the silent Assassin icon that's quite useful

  • @IntrusiveThot
    @IntrusiveThot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    I have a head canon that even though Agent 47 has a ridiculously prominent barcode tat, (and absolutely everyone can see it) that they pretend not to, because gosh darn it, he’s having so much fun and I can’t be the one to tell him no

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He’s having so much fun even hardened criminals can’t bring themselves to ruin it for him

    • @soulofflame9999
      @soulofflame9999 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SorowFame For 2 reasons:
      1. That would be a real dick and cruel move, and no one would step *that* low.
      2. You will definitely die if you do.

    • @hiroshell7973
      @hiroshell7973 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its just normal tattoos these days

  • @Frankly_Amazing2000
    @Frankly_Amazing2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I’ve never believed in fortune tellers, but seeing how accurate 47 was has made wonder…

  • @svudet2009
    @svudet2009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    when you blend in as the flamingo, he's doing a dance that is absolutely hilarious

  • @ruby.the.weirdo
    @ruby.the.weirdo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    One of my favorite Oxbox moments is when Andy follows around his target and starts singing Disney songs lol.

    • @AsbestosMuffins
      @AsbestosMuffins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "Hey, hey diana, hey, diana!"

    • @simplydavemn
      @simplydavemn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Can your friends do this?

    • @aerongray2228
      @aerongray2228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@simplydavemn can your friends do THIS? can your friends do THIS? :walking in a very tight circle: can your friends do THIS?

    • @coyoteone6197
      @coyoteone6197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "WAA DAT DA!!!"

    • @karlbusebing6434
      @karlbusebing6434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When was this

  • @teamcyeborg
    @teamcyeborg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love the way he talks during the real estate one. He so clearly sees potential in the house and it makes me feel like he actually really enjoys his work whenever I play it. This is his special interest

  • @robodogmech
    @robodogmech 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    47 running around the catwalk and punching the other models when they steal his attention and then keeps walking the catwalk is the most oxbox 47 move ever

  • @justincarino9653
    @justincarino9653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The pose he does on the mountain if you enter the Hokkaidō mission as a ninja, plus the sick dance moves that he can only execute perfectly in said outfit.

  • @blackshadowx7
    @blackshadowx7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I say the priest from sapienza special mission, the detective from Dartmoor also my absolute favorite the yoga instructor from Hokkaido

  • @whatwelearned
    @whatwelearned 3 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    I prefer it when he doesn't give two hoots about fitting in. "Hi, I'm your 6'4 ghost-white Indian hairdresser. Short back and sides?"

    • @IntrusiveThot
      @IntrusiveThot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      “47, I greatly admire your confidence, but you are a ripped, 6’3”, bald, white dude in the middle of a small Colombian town. Maybe leave this one to a different agent?”

    • @rjfrost7090
      @rjfrost7090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@IntrusiveThot *47 pouts, really wanting to pretend to be a shaman so he can go on a scavenger hunt, to find a hidden chamber in some ancient ruins guarding a ceremonial dagger via Tomb Raider-style floor traps*

    • @wiry7428
      @wiry7428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Even rangan failed to recognize when his brown-skinned-moustachioed-indian painter suddenly turns into a 6.3 bald, caucasian man in a sudden.

    • @whatwelearned
      @whatwelearned 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@wiry7428 Too busy groping women

    • @jahimuddin2306
      @jahimuddin2306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I thought he was 6'2.

  • @callmehanson9466
    @callmehanson9466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I'm waiting for the day Andi tears off his wig and reveals that he's 47. We don't know if it's been that way since the beginning or if 47 knocked him out years ago, but that new cocktail video gets pulled off of the channel shortly after.

    • @coyoteone6197
      @coyoteone6197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      "Hello OxFans, I am popular character Andy Farrant. It's my first day."

    • @wonkybluewarfus4424
      @wonkybluewarfus4424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@coyoteone6197 he says in the most monotone voice to ever exist

  • @cataorshane
    @cataorshane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I love Agent 47's sense of humor with all those murdery references xD

  • @CorruptPianist
    @CorruptPianist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    My personal favorite is still the medic in Miami.
    "It contains floral extracts - hemlock, belladonna, aconite. Designed to be fast and efficient."
    "Wait, belladonna, isn't that poisonous?"
    "Yes."
    "Should I be concerned?"
    "I'm not."

  • @joshuarose1381
    @joshuarose1381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    High fashion Uncle Fester made me laugh so hard I had to pause the video

    • @soulreapermagnum
      @soulreapermagnum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i didn't pause the video but i did very literally lol at that part.

  • @mooniejohnson
    @mooniejohnson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "Thanks, Mr. Kruger! Break a leg!" _Do not ever tell this to 47_

    • @player_8008
      @player_8008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      he'll break a leg alright, it just won't be his.

  • @ka-mai
    @ka-mai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "High fashion Uncle Fester" is a particularly on point observation :D

  • @Nightlightknight
    @Nightlightknight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    One assumes the characters he disguises himself as aren’t know for having a distinctive voice, because I dunno if 47 can go above a monotone.

  • @OatmealDonk
    @OatmealDonk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    He's actually pretty good as a mascot, too. He actually gets way more into his performance than most people i see who actually do mascots in real life!

  • @nicholasavasthi9879
    @nicholasavasthi9879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When 47 disguised himself as a detective I swear to god both he and Diana seemed to forget he was supposed to be murdering people rather than solving the mystery.

  • @MichaelSmith-zw5fu
    @MichaelSmith-zw5fu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    That tattoo artist being a reality tv star probably means people know what he sounds like...
    47 didn't even try to change up his voice.

  • @RandomAutist
    @RandomAutist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    i really love putting clearly non white disguises and then completing mission stories, its just so hilarious how nobody knew the fucking shaka was a white guy until then.

    • @aerongray2228
      @aerongray2228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      yeah, he wont put on a womans trousers-uniform, that's unbelievable, but the dark skinned, long haired indian guy? yeah, he can totally just put on his clothes and be him XD

    • @RandomAutist
      @RandomAutist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@aerongray2228 hey 47 is the most progressive man ever, he doesnt see races at all!

    • @aerongray2228
      @aerongray2228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@RandomAutist he sees in terminator vision, he doesn't realise people have different skintones XD or hair

    • @Musikur
      @Musikur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Also the fact that he doesn't sound anything like the accents either. Mind you, I surely can't be the only person who is disturbed by the fact that you go to a night rave party in Berlin, and there is not a single person speaking German?

    • @valerynorth
      @valerynorth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I love how that's been a thing since the original Codename 47 game - "You're Hong's representative? I wasn't expecting him to send a Westerner"

  • @gothnerd887
    @gothnerd887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    6:46 I'd love it if he tattooed "Stab Here"

  • @sentinel7672
    @sentinel7672 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Honestly the part that got me about the fortune teller one is 47 went through the effort of removing the crystal ball's stand from the guy's head and putting the crystal ball back. That just looks way too casual and almost gives the impression 47 wants to do that act a bit more.

  • @nathangoedeke694
    @nathangoedeke694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Agent 47 was KILLING it on the drums!

  • @samwitherington4386
    @samwitherington4386 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My favourite is Mr Flowers, the sommelier from Mendoza. He corrects a guard saying pour the wine with "decant" with genuine annoyance, and knows is much about wine. 47 does strike me as the kind of guy who would drink a lot of wine, but only the best kind he indulges himself in between missions. Same with music etc. He seems to have few hobbies.

  • @MrMBinder
    @MrMBinder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The music in Berlin is sick. The DJ is definitely my favourite disguise (apart from The White Shadow).

  • @lordshampy2835
    @lordshampy2835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Do you like drugs? I got some" killed me

    • @shotgunshells2
      @shotgunshells2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Wanna get stoned, like me?"
      Don't quit your day job, 47.

  • @derekmcintosh6925
    @derekmcintosh6925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm shocked you didn't talk about him being a Private Investigator in Dartmoor. That whole level is designed for him to solve a murder mystery, with the incredible insight of a fellow murderer.

  • @Halotaku
    @Halotaku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What I love about the winemaker part is one of the people watching this is Diana Burnwood, 47’s handler, someone who is very familiar with what 47 sounds like, looks like, and is capable of, so she’s probably VERY aware that it’s secretly 47 under that flimsy disguise.

  • @Psychroclasm
    @Psychroclasm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Loving the idea of a runway model deciding they literally own the runway and aggressively defending their territory.

  • @totallycarl
    @totallycarl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    47 is a super genius and spends all of his down time getting good at everything and learning enough to play the part of anyone.

  • @Dribbleondo
    @Dribbleondo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    47 truly does become the mask of his disguises.

  • @Tolly7249
    @Tolly7249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Personally I'll never get over Dartmoor's little murder mystery subplot that 47 can do a right old Poirot on if you take the private detective disguise!

  • @thatvineguy1957
    @thatvineguy1957 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:23 i love how the baguette fits perfectly with the dead guy

  • @FrankyBabes
    @FrankyBabes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The comic timing on that neck crack was excellent

  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    47's subtle death threats are great.

  • @WolfRose11
    @WolfRose11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That placement of the Bread loaf though 🤣

  • @OhNoTheFace
    @OhNoTheFace ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Actually, you can tell when he angrily corrects someone who uses wine terms wrong in the Mendoza level, that 47 is actually a huge wine guy. Goes with that high living he does when no killing people. It's actually wonderfult o hear him correct someone on a term with annoyance in his voice

  • @damonsteward8609
    @damonsteward8609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Quickest creative differences breakup in history!" 🤣

  • @disguisedcyclops4593
    @disguisedcyclops4593 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The Three Headed Serpent mission in Colombia happens after the Club 27 mission, so his “history of drumming” actually begins there in the hotel

  • @yobressik
    @yobressik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    " ...High fashion Uncle Fester." I couldn't breath after this from laughing too much

  • @Ellerwind
    @Ellerwind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can't hear 47 talking without thinking of Andy saying "it's my first day" in that low deep voice he put on when he plays Hitman

  • @roachraider6169
    @roachraider6169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The fortune teller one is probably the first time I've ever heard agent 47 change his accent to fit the role of the disguise. Definitely the best one.

  • @MisterJackTheAttack
    @MisterJackTheAttack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love the idea that 47 is so well trained that he is trained at everything and thus has employment opportunities elsewhere but chooses to kill people.

  • @thepyroghoul
    @thepyroghoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The barber. You can shave "the entire city" and get an achievement for doing it.
    And he's so proud of himself for his work.

  • @Nathaniel2Leinahtan1
    @Nathaniel2Leinahtan1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Honestly my favorite disguise is in Morocco where one of the starting disguises is a Snail (street food) vendor. The fact that 47 starts the mission there implies that he has been working on that cover for a while. He learned how to cook snails, got a food vendor license, became a mainstay of the Moroccan street food culture, made friends with the other street vendors. Until one day he knew it was time to strike, and get an identity that had absolutely nothing to do with being a snail vendor.

  • @margaretveira2936
    @margaretveira2936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The flamingo is my favourite! Especially when he flies to leave the level 😄🦩

    • @michaelkores6860
      @michaelkores6860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is called commitment and 47 is a very oldschool professional who wouldn't allow anything but perfection.

  • @snoodge-cv7fj
    @snoodge-cv7fj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how he always casually puts everything back into place, like, he slams this guys head into the holder for the crystal ball, then rips it out and sets it back down, then grabs the ball and carefully puts it back on.

  • @livingcorpse5664
    @livingcorpse5664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    God I love the DJ kill, sets the tree on fire.

  • @TwistedDonners
    @TwistedDonners 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can't forget his stint in the three headed serpent missions as the shaman with his rather in depth knowledge of local customs and rituals.

  • @harrypatatochips139
    @harrypatatochips139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Yeah... I like top 40" - Me with music today

  • @AlexandriaKirby
    @AlexandriaKirby ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact 47 fixes the crystal ball is just so precious. “Do you like drugs? I got some” is the greatest small talk.

  • @andrewern5544
    @andrewern5544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    47 is actually supposed to have tattoos in the P-Power disguise. There's some incidental dialog in the mission about how P-Power is a bit of a poseur and his sleeves are actually fake, so 47 should have them when he dons the outfit. Unfortunately a lot of Hitman 1 + 2 disguises have little glitches like that when you play them in Hitman 3. That's why no one reacts to his seeming lack of tattoos.

  • @samwitherington4386
    @samwitherington4386 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like that 47 is trained in every possible occupation in case he suddenly needs to do it for a mission.

  • @DMBLaan
    @DMBLaan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A47 is clearly a man of many talents

  • @simonsalinas1
    @simonsalinas1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel like his broad knowledge is a must for his kind of work. You're going to a wine refinery where your target is gonna be? It would be a good idea to stock up on wine knowledge in case you end up talking to the target, which he often does, and having that knowledge helps more often than you might think