aka roasting top colleges (+ spicy memes for quaranteens)
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Hope y’all enjoyed this video it’s a one of a kind creation that I truly struggled over. In this video I rank top US colleges/universities. I watched Arpi Park’s version of this (Ivy League college tier list) a few months ago and suddenly remembered it the other day SO!
Arpi’s video (some of my rankingsI referenced his as the “maybe” one before putting my own in this video): • Ivy League College Tie...
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whats the average undergraduate gpa for UChicago
Chloe roasting my dream schools for 5 minutes straight. Now I need a follow up. Btw, who miss Apri too?
the king has not returned and I am upset
elliot too :-;
I smell arpi park
i freaking love his video - linked in descrip ;)
REAL TALK. I love it. Totally agree with the UChicago one - the grad union happened right when I was graduating and it was so unfortunate that a school with such a high endowment and ~profitability~ can't pay fair wages.
Omg plz do a part two with northwestern and vandy!
👁👄👁 y’all always come for 🌽ell, but it’s the only public ivy and we have a whole farm and diary brand to study as a major - so who’s really winning ? 😂
ah yes, the school famous for its homemade custard
Cornell is so badass
Definitely not the med students there I'll tell you that
The editing crew needs a raise!
Oh wait...
don't skip the ads b :))
5 minutes that totally made my day, as i'm slogging through apps right now :D
Caltech, Northwestern and Johns Hopkins: Am I a joke to you?
and yesss we need a video on 4:44
Definitely
The way that rice is no where to be found lmao
I live in Houston and Rice is honestly such a quite school. Like I never hear anything about Rice in the news or anywhere. They really don't contribute much to Houston's sense of self either tbh. The only part of Houston they really have an impact on is the medical district.
That moment when 68% of kids admitted to both Berkeley and UCLA choose UCLA 😬
But Berkeley is still far more prestigious, is her point. Which is correct. Also, it’s 52 percent, not 68. Mostly because most applicants come from the 24 million southern Californians that mostly likely want to be closer to home as much as possible.
one is known worldwide for its prestige, the other is known for its dining hall and sports
3:42 this could be an effortless rap dissing duke, pull up some beats y'all
this was the best thing i saw all week
I’d love to get a follow up video about rankings (+ maybe the excel analysis too?) . Just discovered your channel and it has amazing videos about uni. I know which channel I’m gonna be binging when I procrastinate to feel less guilty about procrastinating haha.
I'd love that follow up video, but this one is quality content 👌🏾🔥
tufts memes for quirky queens or uchicago memes for theoretical midwest teens
Dang no jhu and northwestern huh 😔
I guess the Stanford president’s comment did get pretty close to saying “all lives matter”, but it did specify Black Lives Matter first but then acknowledging that discrimination also faces other groups. 🤷♂️
Dang! 😹Didn't even mention my school😅😭 northwestern. Great video tho🔥💯 totally loved it. 👌
time for a part 2 😏
love this, arpi park type beat :)
THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE SEEN IN A WHILE and you say you're not funny 😂😂
By Cornell did u mean SUNY Ithaca?
This woman knows what's up
Love how you purposely left out Northwestern because you know we’re better than UC hicago
frats on farms 😂😂😂 damn Chloe snapped 🤸♂️🤸♂️🤸♂️
i legit checked if my playback speed was normal
She better be writing for a major comedian sometime in the next decade, or else there's no justice in this world. Props! 🤣
LOL that was so wrong what you did to Penn .. you literally called in Penn State.. OMG!!
Ok but I died at Cornell cuz I lowkey forgot about it too💀💀 like let’s not cap- MIT could replace Cornell as an Ivy easily.
and while we're on the topic stanford needs a seat too 👌🏼
itschloetan exactly! And lemme jus go ahead and slide UChicago and Duke into that equation too..😗 *cough cough*
Mistake at 1:50 UPenn was labelled Penn State
would love a rankings video bc emory ppl always sad af ab our forever 21
WHAT your video was on my fyp literally a minute ago
I died on cornell because I predicted it lmao
That was... so mean. I wasn’t expecting it
Probably the most helpful "which school I should chose" video to ever exist on the internet
Saying Princeton is elitist when you go to UChicago is crazy.
味道可能还是没有arpi park那么重但是也还阔以。加油！
really made me hate my college list in less than 5 minutes💀
I am pretty sure the EE and CS department at any school will dominate at career fairs not just at MIT.
Upenn and Penn State are 2 different colleges lmao
Caltech?
Fav video and funny too 🤣😄❤️❤️
we in the same mind and mentality. kuddos to you.
Also pretty much Brown = Whole Foods with a non GMO weed section.
You dare include UCLA, UC Berkeley, but not USC? I am triggered.
I guess Michigan didn’t make the cut 😔
Berkeley memes for edgy teens!!! Kinda wish you went harder on Cal! But i loved the video :)
Penn State pic instead of U-Penn. LOL.
hahaha great video!
Great Video!
whats ur opinion on georgetown, I have been looking into georgetown
HAHAHHAHS i love this video it needs to go viral
Omg that Cornell part is pretty agressive hahahahahha😂 btw, why did everyone dislike Cornell? I think it's pretty good school though
hahah at this point it itself has become a meme -- but it started off a looong time ago (like potentially more than a decade) i forget when!
Everyone shits on Cornell because it has the highest acceptance rate of the ivies and is deemed a "safety school" (the acceptance rate is still below 15% or so, though, and Dyson is extremely competitive, so it's mostly just light-hearted elitism). Cornell is also the youngest of the ivies, wasn't a part of the nine colonial colleges, and has parts of it funded by the state of New York like a public school: hence the nickname SUNY Ithaca.
Cornell is really great though. It is what it is.
Do/did you have a cold? Allergies?
Isn't Duke ranked higher than Berkeley?
You forgot Tulane :(
Why do people go to any of these schools? Honest question.
prestige and clout, parental stress, and bc society made us believe that if we get there we will become amazing and wonderful people
@@asynchloe Oh, I see. I always had trouble understanding academics in general (the people, not the activity). And I should add: this isn't meant to be an insult to those that pursue education, it's simply me being unable to relate to that goal. I always assumed that those qualified enough to get into the best colleges in the world would likely be able to teach themselves any set of skills using the power of the internet, and probably do so in much less time. But if the pursuit is more clout/emotion driven than for the sake of learning, it makes a lot more sense to me (not to mention networking and the subsequent connections that one might make in Ivy league schools).
Do a video for UK universities
please do umich and JHU, those are mine
Where is usc??
Best school in WORLD 2021 League Of Legends 2022 Brawlhalla 2023 Osu 2024 Rocket League
Of course you don’t mention Northwestern lmaooo
yall always bullying cornell 😭😭
omg love this one hahahahaha
RIs really the fact that a school is capitalist aka smart and not socialist a reason to roast it? Bad there :/
i go to a claremont college what about us
didn't include liberal arts colleges at all in this video! ☻
Liberal = good. Conservative = bad. That’s about the depth of your analysis.
…it’s a meme
GOD BLESS YOU ALL
Community colleges are the best...LOL
Um ever heard of apri park? Lmfaoooo
A little too harsh to Princeton. C’mon!!
Yea boi S-Tier!!!
Why rankings r bull💩
FYI, Yalies say they go to school in New Haven is because they are humble, not to show off...... Part of the school culture
Sorry, Chloe, MIT has to be the world’s #1 university!!!
I agree 100% oops!
itschloetan
MIT is well-known to have students so smart that they outperformed the competition from other schools to rank highest on the extraordinarily difficult Putnam Math Competition. Please check it out!
Suthiraphan Assarat well it's not just about having smartest students = best school! i think it's more about MIT's environment and welcoming / chill / down to earth culture combined with academic rigour without academic punishment and exclusivity that makes it really cool
itschloetan
Your video content is excellent but you left out a very important school: California Institute of Technology! This is one of the best STEM schools and has the highest combined SAT score of 1550!!
Suthiraphan Assarat i left out a lot of schools! this was more about famous schools that recently or frequently appear in the news rather than a real ranking (aka why i keep saying it's a joke) -- and again, judging whether a school is great for you or not has little to do with avg. SAT!
Savage
Hopefully with age will come the ability to reason and critically think for yourself.
i truly just finessed my way into uc
My big dream is Harvard medical school 😅🤩
Good luck
Is NYU a Ivy League
No
The smell of roastiiing hehe
lmaaaaaooooo
4:04 LMAOO
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAYWHABHQHWHAHW
Cornell slander was much appreciated
nooooooooooo
Rice
Good stuf
Cornell = 🌽 +vacuum
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