That line about Steven Seagal basically being an action movie villain in real life is really spot on. Think about it, he: -Is a big, bloated guy with an evil-looking goatee who is constantly covered in a layer of sweat -Is also a textbook narcissist, to the point of being completely detached from reality. -Claims to be a skilled martial arts expert of the highest caliber but by all accounts is a complete paper tiger who could be taken down by someone with even passing competence in fighting. -Accused of multiple incidents of sexual assault. -Has no sense of humor and, in fact, does not seem to understand what humor is. -Has powerful connections to the mob, law enforcement and numerous dictators. -Even has diplomatic immunity like the villain in Lethal Weapon II I'm just waiting for the day when a news story drops that Seagal died after being kicked through a window at the top of a skyscraper by a loose canon cop who plays by his own rules.
From the moment the song started I felt the wind escape my lungs as if a aikido chop had crushed them. My nethers felt obliterated as if by a judo kick. I felt the life escape my body as if it were gunned down by karate. At that point, I understood Seagal. I _was_ Seagal. I had myself become a reincarnation of something Buddhish. 10/10 album of the year every year since it released no I wasn't paid $70000 for this because the check bounced.
@@platedlizardyeah, like my gf’s indigenous and i wouldn’t dream of passing myself off as native because of it. It’s mega gross, and it surprises me he doesn’t get pushback on it every-time he’s interviewed.
The audience cheering when Steven Seagal's character got killed was my experience, too. It wasn't a lusty standing ovation or anything, but there were a number of people clapping and laughing, and I was one of them. I didn't realize he was in the movie until the opening credits, and I definitely groaned with disappointment, so the death scene was an unexpected gift.
I would PAY to see: 1. Putin having to sit through an entire Seagal performance for the first time. 2. Obama's face upon receiving a "yeah put Steven fucking Seagal in government position".
Putin having to sit down through an entire Seagal performance is realistically the closet amount of karma we can expect the dictator to face in his life.
@@makeitthrough_Not dumb. Incredibly corrupt. When a gator filled swamp is a twenty minute drive it's easy to disappear whomever you want. Not too different from our Western USA, Nevada, New Mexico, Arizona, places where miles and miles of nothing around is a short trip from any good sized town or city and this a great place to put a body no one will ever find, which cops take advantage of.
odd to add but if the dude (who steven attacked with a tank) was breeding chickens for show he probably only had a few roosters, most show categories involve hens. so steve saw 100 hens and a handful of stud roosters and knew he'd be uncovering a whole cartel
No need to even go there. SS is a poster child for toxic masculinity, a narcissist AND a pathological liar. It would have been amazing had he not ended up palling about with dictators.
I saw a pig turn around, scratch it's bum on the edge of its troff then turn back around to continue eating. I said 'Ras, whe' me 'ijab, dem dutty eeeeee?'🤦🏾♀😂😂😂😂😂😂
Just discovered this podcast and it is amazing! I can already say I will be an avid subscriber! I just hope that Mr Steven Seagal doesn't read this and come after me 🐦🐧🕊🦅🦆🦢🦉🦤
Mob connections, and when they finally abandoned him he ran to Russia, then went to the kind of place that would accept a traitor working for Russia - Conservative Rural America!
He's in Russia, and has been for some time. I saw a clip of him at Putin's latest shit show of a coronation. Seagal looks even fatter and weirder than ever.
I mean Seagal did a bunch of stupid shit, I guess. But he got these two to talk about Fullerton and our Steel Mills for a minute. So I'll give him that.
Chris Kyle was a chronic liar. His memoir was full of bullshit stories, but ao was the movie about his life, and his PTSD treatment regiment which consisted of drinking and shooting guns . 😂
I know what that song was. It reminded me of manele, the gypsy music you hear in seedy Romanian bars. I wonder if he created his music before or after he visited my country.
I know I'm late to the comments section here but this voice in the guy in thee left bottom corner is giving me a hunch that he's the hilarious spaceice without his mullet he sports in his lives😅if you see this Iceman,I found ya bro!😅I'm a big fan of your work because you literally fixed my depression stage in life👏🏼 this is crazy how TH-cam algorithm brought me here😊😎
Fullerton CA is the home of Fender Guitars, so there were absolutely high caliber guitar players of various genres passing through there. There was also a fair amount of metalwork going on in the area. More aluminum rather than steel, due to the Hughs Aircraft Company facility (later Boeing), and there was a big aluminum plant just over the hill in Corona. I don't know what that workforce looked like, but there was plenty of migration from the South to SoCal (as Prop has talked about). Anyway, just saying that part of Seagal's story is slightly less implausible than Robert presented it.
The story about steven chasing that woman with the gun the flashlight really begs the question of if he would have shot her if he caught her? Thankfully we’ll never know, but it’s the first place my brain went when i heard it.
This sheriffing stuff may have inspired the hilarious minor skit series, "The Life and Times of Colin Corleone. Kind of buried, but can be found on TH-cam, and we'll worth a watch.
finally, my time to shine! ahem- tanks and armored vehicles are classified by role, a tank’s role is to act semi-independently to assault targets. an armored vehicle can (and nowadays most do) have a turret and even hold their ground against tanks, but due to lighter arms/armor are less effective on the assault so are used to deploy and support infantry. this role matches police duties much better, also from the ones I’ve peeped the military will remove the turret before selling to them. also also treads tear up the road so police armored vehicles are usually wheeled. they still fuck up the road but a little less.
Speaking of this character's name, it's conceivable (without evidence) that someone in Japan (maybe a drunken yakuza!) teased him about his name transliterating as "she-gal", contributing to the change in pronunciation.
If he met the devil at the crossroads, i doubt the devil made that deal , he's purgatory bound , you cant return to sender enternally , i doubt even purgatory has an opening...
I have some appreciation for action movies, and I've watched many. These guys fangirling over Seagal's career is baffling. He always sucked, and as a female, I always got creepy vibes from the dude. Al. Ways. When I was a teenager and his movies would be played on TV, he always struck me as slimy and terrible. I'm not at all surprised by these allegations.
I kinda understand their fascination from the standpoint of someone who enjoys watching and analyzing consuming movies. The way they absolutely tear him to pieces, I don't thnk they're fangirling. But you're TOTALLY right, I never enjoyed his acting remotely. Dude hit me as sleezy and ick.
Its like Steven Sagall has eaten all other versions of Steven Sagal, so there can be only One Steven Sagal.... Even better tbet, in a straight action movie, Liam Neeson also did the original Darkman...and did better action scenes.
Wait...are you saying "Jefferson Paris"? We have ParisHes, not Parises...I mean, we're pretty French in this state, but we don't name our counties after the capital of France lol.
He's talking about the Maidan Revolution. As he says quite clearly at the start. Also called the Revolution of Dignity. Which... yeah, was a civil war, if it was any kind of war. Calling it a civil war might be disputed because calling it a war might be, but it was an act of armed, violent revolution against the government by its citizens, and violent repression of its citizens by that government, so definitely could count. He was *not* talking about the Russia-Ukraine War when he uses the term "civil war." Which he also makes clear is not a civil war when they transition to talking about that, saying how it's an invasion, by Russian occupiers, and about Ukraine maintaining sovereignty. So... yep, you're technically correct, i guess, well done. But also maybe listen closer. Also, it may be worth noting this was recorded in 2018. So while the Russia-Ukraine War was in a sense happening, the full-scale invasion wasn't at the time (though the occupation of Ukrainian territory had been for years and Russia was waging technological warfare and attempting to undermine their democracy [among others]).
I don't have access to the quote he read but I assumed he meant it was stylized as "ASIAN", as if to emphasize how awesome Seagal's Asian-ness was. My assumption is based on my impression that Robert the host (as well as Sean the guest who joined in the laughter) is pretty sharp.
That threw me, too, I had to double check my style guides to see if there was a major style guide not recommending names of continents be capitalized. I think consistency is more important than which guide you use, even if you use a combination or idiosyncratic personal system (as I do, largely based on Chicago). But, yeah, they probably actually did mean "ASIAN" rather than "Asian" because Steven Seagal is a mysticism-spouting orientalist racist dummy.
I had to listen to that song again just to really grasp that it exists. I've heard it before but sometimes I forget we live in silent hill. Steven is pyramid head
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That line about Steven Seagal basically being an action movie villain in real life is really spot on. Think about it, he:
-Is a big, bloated guy with an evil-looking goatee who is constantly covered in a layer of sweat
-Is also a textbook narcissist, to the point of being completely detached from reality.
-Claims to be a skilled martial arts expert of the highest caliber but by all accounts is a complete paper tiger who could be taken down by someone with even passing competence in fighting.
-Accused of multiple incidents of sexual assault.
-Has no sense of humor and, in fact, does not seem to understand what humor is.
-Has powerful connections to the mob, law enforcement and numerous dictators.
-Even has diplomatic immunity like the villain in Lethal Weapon II
I'm just waiting for the day when a news story drops that Seagal died after being kicked through a window at the top of a skyscraper by a loose canon cop who plays by his own rules.
From the moment the song started I felt the wind escape my lungs as if a aikido chop had crushed them. My nethers felt obliterated as if by a judo kick. I felt the life escape my body as if it were gunned down by karate.
At that point, I understood Seagal. I _was_ Seagal. I had myself become a reincarnation of something Buddhish. 10/10 album of the year every year since it released no I wasn't paid $70000 for this because the check bounced.
I have chickens. There is not a single container, bucket, reservoir designed by god or man that they will not find a way to shit inside of.
"It's like if you randomized once in a character creator and just went with it." lmao
"I cant believe its not Buddha." That wss fuckin great.
That Strut song is hilarious wtf was he thinking 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Imean it passes for well-produced Dancehall but still whatever guys still sociopath.
And they said he can't do comedy
And remember this guy is a reincarnated Llama.
He was thinking about poonani
@@KYurbanHOMESTEADINgit was supposed to be the blues, not give people the blues😂
"The stolen valor equivalent of a Native American" 💀
¿¿Stealing Valor...is same as Faking to be a 1stNation, Nishnawbe, Native (North & S. American)??
Is that what you're stating?
@@FunnyGoatMuoFan139yeah Steven fakes being a Native American. He isn’t, but pretends he is. It’s pretty gross
@@platedlizardyeah, like my gf’s indigenous and i wouldn’t dream of passing myself off as native because of it. It’s mega gross, and it surprises me he doesn’t get pushback on it every-time he’s interviewed.
Joe Arpaio and Steven Seagal are like the worst cop team up I can imagine.
And ironically one of them is not a cop anymore and the other should not be a cop.
The audience cheering when Steven Seagal's character got killed was my experience, too. It wasn't a lusty standing ovation or anything, but there were a number of people clapping and laughing, and I was one of them. I didn't realize he was in the movie until the opening credits, and I definitely groaned with disappointment, so the death scene was an unexpected gift.
I would PAY to see:
1. Putin having to sit through an entire Seagal performance for the first time.
2. Obama's face upon receiving a "yeah put Steven fucking Seagal in government position".
Putin having to sit down through an entire Seagal performance is realistically the closet amount of karma we can expect the dictator to face in his life.
I swear, the part about his “Blues music expertise” is the funniest thing I’ve heard in so long
Steven claimed in a reddit AMA that he learned to play guitar in an "all black blues band in the 60s in Detroit" 😂 😂 wtf
@@woahblackbettybamalam
Best title for the proposed "Steve Segal is a reincarnation of a lama and he must be stopped" movie: Above the Lama
... I physically stopped moving or a second in utter shock over that "blues music"
As a former AZ resident, i will look forward to your episode on Arpaio.
It’s out!
The snippet of “blues” music they played literally pissed me off, like this man doesn’t know what the fuck he is doing at all.
I had to pause at Strut I almost died laughing in the car 😂
I laughed so hard in the office that a coworker came by because she was worried I was crying
@@CC-vl7tfif you told your coworker you were listening to Steven Segals blues record. They had reason to worry.
It definitely was something...
26:42 Oh my God, that song😂
Driving a tank into someones house sounds like a family guy bit
TBH everything about Seagull sounds like it's possibly in Family Guy.
“A remarkable piece of shit.” I’ve got nothing else to add.
I got too ask, why the fuck was he playing police in lousiana?
Because he found a police force dumb enough to indulge him (which, tbf, probably wasn't that hard)
@@makeitthrough_Not dumb. Incredibly corrupt. When a gator filled swamp is a twenty minute drive it's easy to disappear whomever you want. Not too different from our Western USA, Nevada, New Mexico, Arizona, places where miles and miles of nothing around is a short trip from any good sized town or city and this a great place to put a body no one will ever find, which cops take advantage of.
@@makeitthrough_Harry Lee LOOOOVED getting attention.
Because America is a failed state and has been for awhile, we just used to be slightly better at hiding it from the international community
odd to add but if the dude (who steven attacked with a tank) was breeding chickens for show he probably only had a few roosters, most show categories involve hens. so steve saw 100 hens and a handful of stud roosters and knew he'd be uncovering a whole cartel
Reading this comment at 20mins in, lets me know that I'm in for a wild ride with this podcast...
"Weird how he went hard right" I mean not really, they're the side of rape apologists and that's kinda his main thing I think.
No need to even go there. SS is a poster child for toxic masculinity, a narcissist AND a pathological liar.
It would have been amazing had he not ended up palling about with dictators.
Steven Segal's singing sounds like a stroke victim falling down all the stairs of the Empire State Building......
Sex with seagal must be so disgusting I feel practically traumatized just listening to that
I *desperately* want to see Steven Seagal try to do an adaptation of a Jane Austen story. That would be the most offensive, yet hilarious thing ever.
Shut up
"Reincarnage" would be a fitting title 😄
Oh lord, that song gave me a stroke 😂😂😂 What a bad day to have ears
The theatre I was in cheered when Seigal got sucked out of the plane, but Steven wasn't there.
I was crying. The bloody chicken. Ffs Steven. 😂😂😂
OMG this is one of those stories that just get wilder and wilder the longer it goes on.
Just listened to Part 1 glad I didn't have to wait long for Part 2! Thank you!
they just started uploading these to youtube
I saw a pig turn around, scratch it's bum on the edge of its troff then turn back around to continue eating. I said 'Ras, whe' me 'ijab, dem dutty eeeeee?'🤦🏾♀😂😂😂😂😂😂
Just discovered this podcast and it is amazing!
I can already say I will be an avid subscriber!
I just hope that Mr Steven Seagal doesn't read this and come after me 🐦🐧🕊🦅🦆🦢🦉🦤
ate the willy wonka gum LOL
Ok seriously, how is Seagal not in jail?
Mob connections, and when they finally abandoned him he ran to Russia, then went to the kind of place that would accept a traitor working for Russia - Conservative Rural America!
What cell could hold him?
He got put in jail but had A key do
He's in Russia, and has been for some time. I saw a clip of him at Putin's latest shit show of a coronation. Seagal looks even fatter and weirder than ever.
He has Hollywood d-list money and/or he's mobbed up.
(Edit: or maybe he's living in Russia nowadays, IDK)
This was awesome. Just subscribed. How are you so criminally under subscribed?
The rooster story sounded like a Segal story. 😲
42:08 Flopdong has been my screen name in games since like 2005, sorry boys its taken
"Sir, they're saying Boo-urns..." but in real life...
A 40 min fart🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That widow's peak Steven Seagal has is not even real. I used to have a real 1 myself. But, it faded away with age :(
Didn't Seagal have a bromance with Kim Jong Un, too?
I mean Seagal did a bunch of stupid shit, I guess. But he got these two to talk about Fullerton and our Steel Mills for a minute. So I'll give him that.
When youre katamaring some Damacy and its mentioned in a pod. I thought noone else knew 😂
Chris Kyle was a chronic liar. His memoir was full of bullshit stories, but ao was the movie about his life, and his PTSD treatment regiment which consisted of drinking and shooting guns . 😂
ROBERT YOU LIVED IN THE CHICKEN HOUSE IN ARCATA? WE WERE NEIGHBORS
I know what that song was. It reminded me of manele, the gypsy music you hear in seedy Romanian bars. I wonder if he created his music before or after he visited my country.
If I didn't listen to part I, does that make me a bastard worthy of my own episode?
This is cool I just wish it wasn't so quiet
I know I'm late to the comments section here but this voice in the guy in thee left bottom corner is giving me a hunch that he's the hilarious spaceice without his mullet he sports in his lives😅if you see this Iceman,I found ya bro!😅I'm a big fan of your work because you literally fixed my depression stage in life👏🏼 this is crazy how TH-cam algorithm brought me here😊😎
I compare Steven Segal's running to Katie Sagal in the role of Peg from Married With Children.
Edit: No offense intended to Katie.
When titling these vids, you should really have the "part 2" or whatever after what the vid is about.
"To be fair he's only executed drug users" is the worst thing that any guest has said on this podcast
Fullerton CA is the home of Fender Guitars, so there were absolutely high caliber guitar players of various genres passing through there. There was also a fair amount of metalwork going on in the area. More aluminum rather than steel, due to the Hughs Aircraft Company facility (later Boeing), and there was a big aluminum plant just over the hill in Corona. I don't know what that workforce looked like, but there was plenty of migration from the South to SoCal (as Prop has talked about).
Anyway, just saying that part of Seagal's story is slightly less implausible than Robert presented it.
Gonna have to go with Steven Segals on that first issue since they're all Steven Segal.
Coming soon: _Sheriff Ironside defeats the Ukraine!_
Tina Turner was an SGI Buddhist it is a Japanese Pureland offshoot not connected to Tibetan or DL
11:26-My question is when did that start? Who do we have to go back in time and eliminate to remove these societal evils?
The story about steven chasing that woman with the gun the flashlight really begs the question of if he would have shot her if he caught her? Thankfully we’ll never know, but it’s the first place my brain went when i heard it.
This sheriffing stuff may have inspired the hilarious minor skit series, "The Life and Times of Colin Corleone. Kind of buried, but can be found on TH-cam, and we'll worth a watch.
Did the mic get really quiet this episode, or is it my speakers/device?
If only his previous incarnation was a Bhottisadva.
Robert Evans sometimes sounds like Amir Blumenfeld.
Cool video..
Steven's Seagal...? Possible hive mind?
finally, my time to shine! ahem- tanks and armored vehicles are classified by role, a tank’s role is to act semi-independently to assault targets. an armored vehicle can (and nowadays most do) have a turret and even hold their ground against tanks, but due to lighter arms/armor are less effective on the assault so are used to deploy and support infantry. this role matches police duties much better, also from the ones I’ve peeped the military will remove the turret before selling to them.
also also treads tear up the road so police armored vehicles are usually wheeled. they still fuck up the road but a little less.
Was it sexual assault, or was he discovering hidden treasure?
Steven seagull Buddhist movie
One vs everything
Love from a Xanderhal and Vaush fan!
That was .... not the blues...
Speaking of this character's name, it's conceivable (without evidence) that someone in Japan (maybe a drunken yakuza!) teased him about his name transliterating as "she-gal", contributing to the change in pronunciation.
If he met the devil at the crossroads, i doubt the devil made that deal , he's purgatory bound , you cant return to sender enternally , i doubt even purgatory has an opening...
Honestly that Ukraine story around the 1-hour mark makes me feel better about the US having so many military wannabes. 😅
Who paints his hair on, everyday?
I have some appreciation for action movies, and I've watched many. These guys fangirling over Seagal's career is baffling. He always sucked, and as a female, I always got creepy vibes from the dude. Al. Ways. When I was a teenager and his movies would be played on TV, he always struck me as slimy and terrible. I'm not at all surprised by these allegations.
I kinda understand their fascination from the standpoint of someone who enjoys watching and analyzing consuming movies. The way they absolutely tear him to pieces, I don't thnk they're fangirling.
But you're TOTALLY right, I never enjoyed his acting remotely. Dude hit me as sleezy and ick.
I will not stand for this slander of David Rakoff.
Why is there no visuals even when talking about pulling them up?
Its like Steven Sagall has eaten all other versions of Steven Sagal, so there can be only One Steven Sagal....
Even better tbet, in a straight action movie, Liam Neeson also did the original Darkman...and did better action scenes.
His name is not Pewtin
Wait...are you saying "Jefferson Paris"? We have ParisHes, not Parises...I mean, we're pretty French in this state, but we don't name our counties after the capital of France lol.
Some people say Jefferson Parish is quite Parisian.
About those impressions....lol Perhaps stop? 😆 🤣 😂 😹
No! They're the best part!
It's a defense mechanism, like smiling so you don't vomit😂
Why is this so soft
The Ukraine war isn't a civil war
He's talking about the Maidan Revolution. As he says quite clearly at the start. Also called the Revolution of Dignity. Which... yeah, was a civil war, if it was any kind of war. Calling it a civil war might be disputed because calling it a war might be, but it was an act of armed, violent revolution against the government by its citizens, and violent repression of its citizens by that government, so definitely could count.
He was *not* talking about the Russia-Ukraine War when he uses the term "civil war." Which he also makes clear is not a civil war when they transition to talking about that, saying how it's an invasion, by Russian occupiers, and about Ukraine maintaining sovereignty.
So... yep, you're technically correct, i guess, well done. But also maybe listen closer.
Also, it may be worth noting this was recorded in 2018. So while the Russia-Ukraine War was in a sense happening, the full-scale invasion wasn't at the time (though the occupation of Ukrainian territory had been for years and Russia was waging technological warfare and attempting to undermine their democracy [among others]).
Segal is really pronounced "SEA-GULL". St. SeaGull changed the pronunciation. True.
Yeah they covered that in Part 1
“And ‘Asian’ is capitalized”
… Yes, that’s how it works in English. Not sure why you felt the need to mention that.
I don't have access to the quote he read but I assumed he meant it was stylized as "ASIAN", as if to emphasize how awesome Seagal's Asian-ness was. My assumption is based on my impression that Robert the host (as well as Sean the guest who joined in the laughter) is pretty sharp.
I think they meant in all caps
That threw me, too, I had to double check my style guides to see if there was a major style guide not recommending names of continents be capitalized. I think consistency is more important than which guide you use, even if you use a combination or idiosyncratic personal system (as I do, largely based on Chicago). But, yeah, they probably actually did mean "ASIAN" rather than "Asian" because Steven Seagal is a mysticism-spouting orientalist racist dummy.
I had to listen to that song again just to really grasp that it exists. I've heard it before but sometimes I forget we live in silent hill. Steven is pyramid head
Researching the Blues? Was Steven Segal in Redd Kross?