I have seen Gorgoroth live several times at festivals, they were adorable... Thanking the crowd for their enthusiasm, apologizing for starting 5 minutes later because their drummer had to pee, asking if everyone was having a good time and warning for rain predicted in an hour... They were the least Black Metal Black Metal band I have ever seen and it is great!
I once said I like metal and there were three of the worst questions people asked one person said “you’re black how could you like metal” another said “but you’re so nice what happened to you” and the one that angered me most and made me want die was “I like metal too I listen to nickelback”
@@Zwellop yeah I agree some(very little) nickleback has metal or hard rock but then I could say that Metallica is a rock band and Pantera is a glam rock band
I always liked "metal fans don't know music" meanwhile, I went to a mozart opera the day before a nightwish concert, and litteraly half the crowd was metalheads, in town for the concert the next day, taking advantage of the timing.
even thoug I love some classical music too, I am retarded idiot and can not stop laughing and imagining those metalheads making mosh pits and wall of death to the opera :D
LOL not really. More defined by the short hair and beards if you ask me. You can find lots of metalcore bands that dont wear tight jeans but you wont find one where all the members have long hair.
@@Chaz4543 Yeahhh, the "tight jeans" thing was really only true for late 2000s metalcore. After that, the best indicator of metalcore is the hair and the beard.
If you haven't peeled the skin off of an anime girl's face in a satanic ritual whilst screaming about chocolate down a microphone in Japanese, you're not kawaii metal.
I designed a metal cover for someone by peeling the white stringy stuff off of orange slices and laying them over each other and taking a picture of it. It was a huge hit.
"On one microphone that was very far away on the other side of the shed" Holy fuck, I cannot tell you how hard I busted out laughing at that one. One of those descriptions where the hilarity comes from the accuracy.
The german poet "Micha-El Goere" discribed it like this: "Metal is created when u let a very very angry russian sit in a shopping cart and push him into a industrial ventilator"
I am a sweede and I can acctually confirm. I met up with some norwegians and pretty much all we did was scream. Ja vi har våret glade barnestämme kvar, SÄG HAR NI ERE GLADE BARNESTÄMME KVAR??
"If you did not record your black metal album in a shed in Norway in the freezing cold on one microphone that was very far away on the other side of the shed, it is not black metal" I'm DYING
@@hiro6406 Well, actually, almost every guy who talks about metal on youtube makes fun of metalheads one way or another, Some guys do jokes about djent, 'cause it's mainstream. Other guys make fun (and sometimes rant) of black metal heads, because "oh they're the bad guys that tells us we're not metal, but they're just jerks who ramble crap in sheds in Norway. And look at their face, they look so stoopid with these paintings, bro". And, man, the jokes are always the same.
Babymetal isn't metal. It's kpop with electric guitars. And I'm not exaggerating... if you take away the guitar and replace it with electro kawaii stuff, it's just regular kpop. Plus, they don't play any instruments... they don't write any of their own lyrics... and I would be damn surprised if they don't lip sync at shows
They were my first metal band, yours truly enjoys jpop, so getting into Babymetal was sick. Also, Megitsune has a really good instrumental (thanks to yuyoyuppe, great producer)
to be fair, and I am not a big Slipknot fan but I have enjoyed them live, I never really put them in that basket. I think they were put there because of the time they came out. They were quite a bit different than a mainstream rap infused nu metal band.
Lol I'm actually German and I can't stand Rammstein. I can enjoy some songs by Slipknot but bacause I can understand every single Word of Rammsteins songs, I can't like them. It is somehow just weird.
My ex was the lead singer of Morbid Angel for a while in the 80's. I didn't think anyone listened to them anymore so hearing you mention them is a bit surreal. Edit: Damn! I had no idea they were famous. Michael was one of their first vocalists. We met about a year after he left the band (1986). When he talked about them I always pictured a garage band because everyone was in a band back then. I don't really listen to metal so I had no idea until today they even had a following. Are any of you Americans? I'm just curious if they might have been more popular in Europe than over here because we were together for 5 years and I had no clue. lol
Just a bit more info on the first one: One of the other members of the band (Euronymous) photographed "Dead" after his suicide, and made the photo their next album cover, if you didn't pick up on that. however, he also took bits of Dead's skull and made them into necklaces for other Black Metal artists, including the band's drummer. the bass player for the band was (understandably) disgusted by this, and quit shortly afterwards. His replacement (Varg Vikernes) killed Euronymous with a knife two years later. So yeah, black metal.
I remember in school in music class that everyone had to choose their favourite music genre and talk about it and about some bands. I chose metal in general and introduced it with "I hope you have time, it will be a long ride" I cut it short for my favourtie subgenres and it happen to be that some of my classmates started with "ugh metal is just scream and noise" and ended with "wow it can be more melodic than I thought" which is nice I guess
DerBuhn lucky, in all my years of music classes in different schools we don’t learn shit, i learned the same in my guitar lessons than in all my years of school, the only instruments we learned was a kindergarden flute while there where several talented musicians in school and a couple of bands (i was one of the 2 bands in that school at the time) we didn’t learned to play any instruments besides the kindergarden flute not in elementary not in junior high not in high school but in guitar lessons, i understood all what we had been talking in only 3 months (i have an amazing teacher) and there where only 3 months because of the pandemic but thanks to it i have been improving my guitar skills and in December 14 i will have one year of experience
One of the reasons Christian's appreciate a "Christian" label on bands is because it gave us an excuse to listen to heavier stuff by being able to tell our extremely conservative parents "but it's a Christian band."
Hello, great name. I have the same name and spelling :D (Also, I'm a Christian as well. I don't have conservative parents so I can listen to whatever I want. Christian metal bands can be good, but they do have to be careful they don't border on cringey. One thing that annoys me is when people don't know the difference between a Christian Band and a band where the members are Christians.)
Note To Self: 0:55 Black Metal 4:11 Death Metal 7:45 Doom Metal 8:57 Folk/Viking/Pagan Metal 10:31 Gothic Metal (short) 10:42 Grindcore Metal 11:51 Power Metal 12:08 Metalcore 12:16 Christian Metal 13:10 Kawaii Metal
@@KentuckyFriedJohansson Thank you for your input. None the less guys can mean people in general. For example, "What do you guys want for dinner?" That is a phrase not just used towards men. Again thank you, I just wanted to make a point. Have a good day. -EMA
@@ematheoneandonly8896 Hahah I was only kidding friendo. But still a bit of truth there, since women usually already have long hair anyway. Instead most women into metal usually do something else with their hair instead, like colour it or shave the sides.
@Brutal Beat it doesn't matter if their voice is heavy or soft ...Metal is all about the music and not about the vocals... Also , if u listen closely ... The band playing in the back are death core professionals .. Watch some of their live performances then tell me..
@Brutal Beat I listen to all the bands that u mentioned in your comment and i am more of a death core listener than a normal metalhead .... It's ok if u don't like baby metal .... Have u tried any other bands from Japan ....??
Nothing he said was untrue though so theres noting to realise. He just talked about metal in a satirical way. It doesnt mean the information in the video is wrong, just skewed to be humorous.
@Kevin H depends on the band lmao, many deathcore bands are not even close as skilled as some of the biggest names in death metal. Sure, deathcore is hard to play but is not as technical as some death metal bands
I will admit, having a suicide note that leads with, "Excuse all the blood, cheers." is pretty metal.
That’s not even what it actually said
@@khanyay6262 well, that IS the first line of the note!
and noting that I looked up the picture, there was a lot of blood.
PrommiPlays yeah but the note was much longer than “excuse all the blood, cheers”
@@khanyay6262 Never said that was all it said... I just said it 'leads with', as in 'starts with'.
I’m getting ”woke up at 4 am with an idea and now I can’t fall back asleep” vibes
especially with the eyes and hair lol
Be nice.
that's what I was thinking lol
I'm getting "I do crack cocaine" vibe but that's a good one too
Alex Sond: it was probably 4:20 am. Those bloodshot eyes...
"This is clearly where Satan lives... Oh sorry that's santa"
If you take santa, it become satna, and satna becomes satan. Shit
PFFT-
I don't see a difference-
Plot twist. Santa is satan
It's an acronym
I like your profile picture
I have seen Gorgoroth live several times at festivals, they were adorable... Thanking the crowd for their enthusiasm, apologizing for starting 5 minutes later because their drummer had to pee, asking if everyone was having a good time and warning for rain predicted in an hour... They were the least Black Metal Black Metal band I have ever seen and it is great!
That's actually really sweet, I want expecting that! Aw
That's probably one of the sweetest bands i ever heard, now i rlly wanna go to their concerts!
Awnt ♡♡♡♡
Gaahl is a great human
and the ironic thing is that they seem kinder than most pop stars and I said most not all
“Metal core is defined by the tightness of jeans” I’ve never heard anything so disrespectful yet so true
Ahaahahah
More like post hardcore metalcore was more so eyeliner and black nails
@@M_reapr and gay
Josh Scogin felt that one
Anything trust kill was the hight of metalcore
Christian metal would be way more popular if it was exclusively in Latin with full voice choirs and all about the Crusades
Why the FUCK aren't you doing something with this?!
Hold my cross! I need a drummer, a bassist and a singer
@@henriquemontalvao8492 I can play the drums
@@ThePlanemadness cool. How can I contact you?
@@henriquemontalvao8492 insta @isak380
The fact that Dave actually owns metallic, golden shoes that light up is the best thing on this planet and nobody can tell me otherwise.
otherwise.
@@TheAlison1456 r/madlads
@Unknown0059 You stole my joke
Same tho 😂😂
I once said I like metal and there were three of the worst questions people asked one person said “you’re black how could you like metal” another said “but you’re so nice what happened to you” and the one that angered me most and made me want die was “I like metal too I listen to nickelback”
Tell them “black people were shredding the electric guitar before Elvis”
@@notproductiveproductions3504 nickelback 🤮
Have you listened to Feed the Machine there is definitely some metal in there
@@Zwellop yeah I agree some(very little) nickleback has metal or hard rock but then I could say that Metallica is a rock band and Pantera is a glam rock band
Oh my god, I hope the last one isn't real.
This has that "I haven't slept in a week and the hallucinations are getting weird" energy.
666 nice
@@puddest The video has 666 dislikes!
No sleeping in real metal.
I hear that I’m going on day 9 awake I won’t even remember commenting on this in 4 days .
Yep
I was desperately hoping you were just gonna drop a metal bar
Same
Ме im your like 100
I was hoping for some titanium or mercury
Yup
Rosanne van der Wilt are you Dutch??????????.
I'm disapointed this wasn't 22 minutes of you just hitting random metal objects next to your microphone.
You should subscribe to Andrew Huaang for that type of content.
😂 YEEESS!!
I kinda wish he slipped a joke about metal types (like gold, iron, bronze, etc).
As am I
This
Yeah
I always liked "metal fans don't know music" meanwhile, I went to a mozart opera the day before a nightwish concert, and litteraly half the crowd was metalheads, in town for the concert the next day, taking advantage of the timing.
this actually sounds so beautiful
that sounds like the best possible life ever
can confirm that i would do this before a metal concert especially nightwish LOL
even thoug I love some classical music too, I am retarded idiot and can not stop laughing and imagining those metalheads making mosh pits and wall of death to the opera :D
I love Nightwish
2:03 “Mayhem vocalist “Dead” found ... dead”
Talk about living up to your name
"Living"?
Wow
You have no idea. All the band members lived up to their name in some way.
He should have mentioned that Euronymous who found him was murdered by his bandmate soon after as well...
Yeah that whole story came across as pretty effing metal.
“Metalcore is defined by the tightness of jeans” is the most accurate quote for metalcore ever
LOL not really. More defined by the short hair and beards if you ask me. You can find lots of metalcore bands that dont wear tight jeans but you wont find one where all the members have long hair.
@@Chaz4543 Yeahhh, the "tight jeans" thing was really only true for late 2000s metalcore. After that, the best indicator of metalcore is the hair and the beard.
Tight jeans is Crab Core, hell yeah baby
wasn´t that more of a emo thing?
My favorite music genre for about 15 years now. Always hated skinny jeans.
If you haven't peeled the skin off of an anime girl's face in a satanic ritual whilst screaming about chocolate down a microphone in Japanese, you're not kawaii metal.
Yeah, but what if it's a moose?
@@vyliad that's Canadian metal.
@@TheFuriousBean As a Canadian, can confirm.
Lol
I designed a metal cover for someone by peeling the white stringy stuff off of orange slices and laying them over each other and taking a picture of it. It was a huge hit.
@Ghost Heart not sure you got the joke
"This is clearly where Satan lives. Oh wait, that's santa"
The polar opposite characters.
Santa is just an anagram for Satan :|
If you switch the n around then he’s basically Satan, our parents tell us Santa lives there to cover up the lie for small children
Switch the N from the end of the word Satan to the middle of A and T and you get Santa
Edit: oh wait
Well, have you ever seen Santa and Satan in the same room? Just saying...
Metal: has genres
Mom: noise is noise.
It just became screaming therapy after you decided to sing along. Btw it ain’t noise
@@aberdeenabernathy1638 yeah bro I get that 😂 but I mostly listen to noise rock and hardcore grunge so I dead ass just listen to people screaming
Phx. Ian yeah bro, been there.
She probably likes country hahahaha
Shit man, why courtney love in profile picture
She killed Kurt Cobain
His eyes have seen the unforgiving side of the world...
Or maybe did not blink during an hour.
He might have got punched in the nose
Maybe he just put in his contacts since he's not wearing his glasses
"On one microphone that was very far away on the other side of the shed"
Holy fuck, I cannot tell you how hard I busted out laughing at that one. One of those descriptions where the hilarity comes from the accuracy.
"hello you garbage sacks of flesh"
im gonna start using that now
of flesh
XD
how tf does this already have 80 likes!?
^^that was 40 seconds ago just hit 100 woop!
@@RequiemDream okay?
@taco master OK what?
REAL metal sounds like two pieces of rusted iron _screeching_ against each other. REAL *REAL* METAL.
More like two pieces of SCRAP METAL
Dude, that's metal.
It has to sound like you are hitting a trash can with a little pig.
This comment has sound, and i don't like it.
The german poet "Micha-El Goere" discribed it like this: "Metal is created when u let a very very angry russian sit in a shopping cart and push him into a industrial ventilator"
“It all sounds the same”
-Mom
lol
Uncultured
She not wrong 😏🤡
Your mom is definitely not from Norway (with all respect)
My mom sometimes hears the power metal I listen to and she often enjoys it.
If your logo doesn't look like you painted it on glass, dropped it, and reassembled with missing pieces, then it's not metal enough. 😂
If you can read what the logo actually says.....then it’s not metal!! 😂🤣
@@vivianrazor2888 My logo is MASTERS OF HARDCORE
harder than rest we have no competition .
Must be reassembled with a magnet
It's not trve kvlt unless it looks like a chaotic stack of lumber that's been set ablaze.
"What fuels your music?"
*after five minutes*
"Satan" *sips liquor*
One of the cringest moments in metal history
Dave The Knave Do you actually take metal seriously? Absolutely cringe
Ghaal and King ov Hell really fucked up Gorgoroth for the time they were in it. That band is Infernus' baby.
@@tumppi723 because?
@@darkdave1998 Why cringest?
As a Norwegian i can confirm that us Scandinavians communicate through screaming, aggressive drums and distorted guitar.
Can further confirm
I am a sweede and I can acctually confirm. I met up with some norwegians and pretty much all we did was scream. Ja vi har våret glade barnestämme kvar, SÄG HAR NI ERE GLADE BARNESTÄMME KVAR??
What about the accordion?
It's decided then, I'm emigrating to Norway!
🇳🇴🤘
this comment made my day, thank u
Dave: And as always, *dIe*
Ah yes, the quality content I’m here for
“Corpse- Cropse Grindtaker” Now this is the real corpse husband
corpse husband if he was a metal artist
@@__ten no. corpsegrinder has been around since the 90s
Stop PLEASE
@Exodus N You're watching a video by a guy whose a friend of Corpse
@@joshvovk not to mention Dave is literally wearing corpse husband merch in this vid
"If you did not record your black metal album in a shed in Norway in the freezing cold on one microphone that was very far away on the other side of the shed, it is not black metal"
I'm DYING
I actually read this as he was saying that!
@@pancakemuffintime4741 this happened to me so much that it's started to get weird.
Liesel Brehmer And all the music videos need to be recorded in 120p
That's trve...
The Norwegian woods are full of ‘em. . They have to herded once a year, dipped for parasites and sprayed with new corpse paint.
i have been waiting ages and i mean AGES to actually see a metalhead to make fun of metal. There are too much sub genres that are just too ridiculous.
@@Necropantz no, actually, not metal, metal, heavy metal, extreme metal, gore grind and 100 more sub genres.
@@hiro6406 Well, actually, almost every guy who talks about metal on youtube makes fun of metalheads one way or another, Some guys do jokes about djent, 'cause it's mainstream. Other guys make fun (and sometimes rant) of black metal heads, because "oh they're the bad guys that tells us we're not metal, but they're just jerks who ramble crap in sheds in Norway. And look at their face, they look so stoopid with these paintings, bro".
And, man, the jokes are always the same.
Pirate metal
like KAWAII METAL
@@Necropantz Jared Dines?
The guy who found Dead... dead, did also pick up pieces of his skull and created necklaces for the rest of the band with them. Trust me, am norwegian
birk lundgren oh my gosh 😰
Yeah, that's some metal shit right there. How did he explain that to the police?
De brukte til og med bildene de tok på et albumcover
Her i Norge så vet vi virkelig hva metall er
Then the bass player left and was replaced. The new guy stabbed and killed the guy who found him dead
I love metal. Without it, most things couldn't be built
Yeah man, especially grindcore the transformer
"headbanging with a skirt and an accordian, and an angry violinist", doesnt get more folk metal than that
@Kryptönïtë Scï Fï Sïnïstër have you sacrificed your pets to meet satan yet? no? so don't speak about black metal like you know anything about it
@Kryptönïtë Scï Fï Sïnïstër wot
@Kryptönïtë Scï Fï Sïnïstër People like you are weird.
Kryptönïtë Scï Fï Sïnïstër this post wasn’t even about black metal
if you haven't eaten ice cream with your teeth, you're not death metal
🥶
living nut don’t mind if I diddly dont
I actually do this 😂
If you do not PMS, you're not death metal.
Do you mean to tell me that people do *not* use their teeth on ice cream?
*whispering* : this video is sponsored by skillshare
*DUN* *DUN* *DUN*
Samta lmao
-Oh, there you are Me
-Piss off fooking davo
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Samta 666 likes
Found this channel on accident and this video is incredibly accurate. Admitting you love babymetal is metal.
YEAHHH
Yes, that admittance was very metal. However, baby metal is all that metal isn't.
@@samuelferrell9257 And that's what makes them metal.
Babymetal isn't metal. It's kpop with electric guitars.
And I'm not exaggerating... if you take away the guitar and replace it with electro kawaii stuff, it's just regular kpop.
Plus, they don't play any instruments... they don't write any of their own lyrics... and I would be damn surprised if they don't lip sync at shows
@@pastadeadman4594 Babymetal are Japanese
0:13 Why are your eyes so red? did you smoke the Devils salad? the 420 stuff?
If you're gonna make a video on the sound of the Devil's people, you might as well smoke the Devil's lettuce. Details are important
I think Dave just gets no sleep like all you tubers.
@@tyisafk yhea XD
no hes propably 24/7 lookin on the screen so thats causing the redness
@@blablablaj really?
Dave saying he unironically enjoys babymetal is probably the best sentence I've heard in a while.
The band backing them girls is great. R.I.P. Ko-Gami.
I'm a huge fan, have been a metalhead since the 80's. Baby Etal are actually great, obviously not black metal, but still metal!
Most of the metalheads do like Babymetal.
i love them
They were my first metal band, yours truly enjoys jpop, so getting into Babymetal was sick. Also, Megitsune has a really good instrumental (thanks to yuyoyuppe, great producer)
If you don't have dozens of comments worrying about your health and telling you to get some sleep, you're not real metal 🤘😣🤘
"Industrial and nu metal isn't real metal!"
*distant crying of Rammstein and Slipknot fans*
Yeah, but it doesn`t matter
to be fair, and I am not a big Slipknot fan but I have enjoyed them live, I never really put them in that basket. I think they were put there because of the time they came out. They were quite a bit different than a mainstream rap infused nu metal band.
Byttede du rundt på et Dansk nu og et Englisk now?
Tbh I'm a fan of both and I say thats fair enough... they're both their own thing just like System Of A Down xD
Lol I'm actually German and I can't stand Rammstein. I can enjoy some songs by Slipknot but bacause I can understand every single Word of Rammsteins songs, I can't like them. It is somehow just weird.
Dave, we really hope you’re doing alright. You look tired. Take care of yourself. Take a break if you need to. ❤️
if you listen to baby metal, you know how much he's enjoying himself rn
He just has genetic dark circles under his eyes.. he mentioned it several times..
Swedish black metal: exists
Dave: not from Norway, isn't black metal
Not real metal obv
Swedish black metal is much better than Norweigan black metal imo
@@kittycat05 Ja!
@@kittycat05 *nei*
@@kittycat05 Yeah maybe Dissection
there are _high_ amounts of crackhead energy emanating from this video. dave, daveo, and -oopsie lady- hannah all radiate different energies
Don't be so pedestrian. Dave is much more sophisticated, it's Adderall.
Jenny Woo valid asdhvhsbshbc
If you're still not sure if Baby Metal is legit, they have the Robb Zombie seal of approval
I'm more interested in Robb Zombie having the Baby Metal seal of approval.
And Halford's
Halford’s seal of approval is way more important as Judas Priest are metal pioneers
Honestly disappointed that this wasn't about actual metal elements and hitting them with a tiny hammer to find out what they sound like.
I was thinking the same lmao
kinda hate you, kinda love you
He isn't kmac.
Same tho
I was so hopeful, yet so disappointed
The fact that this video is 22 minutes long makes it all the more amazing
Honestly thought Dave was about to do a tier list on the periodic table.
I’d watch it
@@YoungAlienBoy why
@@YoungAlienBoy dude could you stop mining for views, jesus.
@@YoungAlienBoy dude stop
"If your logo does not look you tripped over it in the forest, you're not getting the idea across" - Genius!!
David please take care of yourself. We care about your videos but we care more for you as a person xx much love
This one. This is how it should have been said instead of the overwhelming amount of speculation and backhanded insults.
My ex was the lead singer of Morbid Angel for a while in the 80's. I didn't think anyone listened to them anymore so hearing you mention them is a bit surreal.
Edit: Damn! I had no idea they were famous. Michael was one of their first vocalists. We met about a year after he left the band (1986). When he talked about them I always pictured a garage band because everyone was in a band back then. I don't really listen to metal so I had no idea until today they even had a following. Are any of you Americans? I'm just curious if they might have been more popular in Europe than over here because we were together for 5 years and I had no clue. lol
are you kidding me theyre still huge lol. its just not popular anymore, metal is sadly obscure now
Whoa that's awesome! I love Morbid Angel \m/
Disingenuous White-Boy u ok
Dude like morbid angel is like one of the giants in metal
Lol I listen to them
how to know metal:
dead eyes - check
long hair - check
hair color - black and red
I fit all those categories except I don’t use dye to give my hair streaks of red.
Huh, I have all three of those qualities...
More like.... Black and Dead 💀
Hotel - Trivago
Holy Crusader underated comment
"Nowhere near specific enough"
This is the truth :D
Absolutely
Ah! The violent hair spin is back. I missed it...
@S K G Oh stop.
@S K G Hey Can Yall Dislike This Video Lol🏳️🌈🙏🏽 th-cam.com/video/I--rRfdoWEI/w-d-xo.html
@S K G It's called windmilling my dude
@S K G spinning = windmilling... Hilarious you call someone a dumbass and use the wrong term dude
S K G - “violent hair spin” sounds way more metal though
Dave: You don't know metal.
Me: There are reactive and non reactive metals on periodic table.
Dave Mustaine?
You don’t know metals. But take my like.
Why did that funny
That takes half of a brain to know it’s false lmao but nice joke
Lol
"I'm sorry I'm back"
Now that was the most metal shit I've heard in a while
No it sounds like Nu Metal lyrics and as we know Nu Metal is not metal
I like how he says nu-metal is fake when he is a big fan of linkin park
He’s joking
he was joking. making fun of elitists
"Dead found... uh... dead"
I'm only a couple minutes in and this is GOLD
i cant believe ive watched this video multiple times without realising that he was wearing corpse's merch lmao
"if you dont scream like your a cackling servant of the underworld, youre not really getting the vibe"
YES
“They are clearly very angry”
*DID U JUST CALL ME AN IDIO -- Oh.. ohh~ that's good metal :0*
Hi TJ
Hi TJ
Lol
Lol
@@saf109 Hey Can Yall Dislike This Video Lol🏳️🌈🙏🏽 th-cam.com/video/I--rRfdoWEI/w-d-xo.html
I freaking love the hair. It makes me sad I don’t see more guys with their hair like yours.
Long haired dude right here 😏
Takes a pretty long time for most guys to grow their hair like that.
I've been growing mine out for about three years.
I agree, guys with long hair is a turn on!
N VL I was gonna say the same thing
Dave probably travels by head banging, using his hair as a helicopter substitute.
I agree
'Industrial Metal is not real metal"
*Rammstein wants to know your location
also NIN wants to dig that location
BYE CUZ I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
Du hast !
Rammstein is just unusually heavy German synth pop.
Ministry also wants to give Dave a good ol' dose of Psalm 69 once they have that location.
"Excuse all the blood, cheers" is how I'm gonna go
So polite, im touched. Wil enjoy the blood like a fine wine
Just a bit more info on the first one:
One of the other members of the band (Euronymous) photographed "Dead" after his suicide, and made the photo their next album cover, if you didn't pick up on that. however, he also took bits of Dead's skull and made them into necklaces for other Black Metal artists, including the band's drummer. the bass player for the band was (understandably) disgusted by this, and quit shortly afterwards. His replacement (Varg Vikernes) killed Euronymous with a knife two years later. So yeah, black metal.
Fuckin hell
Luke D I miss varg’s channel!!
Norwegian black metal, actually.
@@Ratatouillesky honestly I don't even know, but it sounds freaking awesome if you're a psychopath
What the hell
Dave, honey.. you look so tired please take care of yourself. We will wait for you so please, please don’t force yourself
*Yes mom.*
bro you gotta say no homo if you’re a boy, and if you’re a girl why are you here get back to cleaning my clothes
@@cameronanne4851 exactly, Im not a girl but still
*ok mom*
@@cameronanne4851 I'm pretty sure Stolen Chris is being hyperbolic/sarcastic
Really expected this to be one of those uptight "you're doing it wrong" type of videos....thank good God this was fu#*ing hilarious!
Thank you!
Sometimes I think about what goes on inside Dave's head to make contents as original as this.
😂
Fapping about on the internet to distract from the emotional trauma of losing his 5th game of Overwatch in a row
It's brilliant though, I love it! Something I haven't seen a thousand times before.
There’s a literal town called “Hell” in Norway. That explains a lot.
Prob comes from viking mythology
i live an hour away from Hell
Stogs noice
Hell means luck in Norwegian. I think that explains something too...
There are towns in the US called Hell, too, so it's really not that unusual.
It’s funny how most people think that metal is all black metal, but metal haves a lot of beautiful branches
Like the best one
Power metal
Nice van Halen picture dude
ikr like i would never compare a band like bring me the horizon. (back when sum people considered them metal.) to a band like slipknot
I remember in school in music class that everyone had to choose their favourite music genre and talk about it and about some bands.
I chose metal in general and introduced it with "I hope you have time, it will be a long ride"
I cut it short for my favourtie subgenres and it happen to be that some of my classmates started with "ugh metal is just scream and noise" and ended with "wow it can be more melodic than I thought" which is nice I guess
DerBuhn lucky, in all my years of music classes in different schools we don’t learn shit, i learned the same in my guitar lessons than in all my years of school, the only instruments we learned was a kindergarden flute while there where several talented musicians in school and a couple of bands (i was one of the 2 bands in that school at the time) we didn’t learned to play any instruments besides the kindergarden flute not in elementary not in junior high not in high school but in guitar lessons, i understood all what we had been talking in only 3 months (i have an amazing teacher) and there where only 3 months because of the pandemic but thanks to it i have been improving my guitar skills and in December 14 i will have one year of experience
This is probably one of my favourite videos ever and I will always come back to it to have a laugh, thanks Dave ♡
Dave you’re either high, been crying for the last 24 hours or you need some sleep.
ceż I think it’s all three
I went to the comentary section to see if someone saw his eyes. Just in the start of the video i noticied his eyes and paused to go here
They all go hand in hand
But i think, by my experience he might be high, is better than crying, at least is happy
All the same thing, really
he just skipped pirate metal, the nerve of this man
Time to get the anchor for certain... purposes described by Alestorm
@@TreespeakerOfTheLand get the saw as well
@@georgeanagnostou2327 Aye, one does not kill with a shoe or get sown in two
Re watch the video
Onward Jolly Roger!
"WHAT UP YOU GARBAGE SACKS OF FLESH?!"
-BoyinaBand 2019
Instantly charmed
I'm sorry did you mean my man, CORPSE GRIND TAKER???
There is nothing more metal than an ENTIRE genre named “cute” metal
One of the reasons Christian's appreciate a "Christian" label on bands is because it gave us an excuse to listen to heavier stuff by being able to tell our extremely conservative parents "but it's a Christian band."
Hello, great name. I have the same name and spelling :D
(Also, I'm a Christian as well. I don't have conservative parents so I can listen to whatever I want. Christian metal bands can be good, but they do have to be careful they don't border on cringey. One thing that annoys me is when people don't know the difference between a Christian Band and a band where the members are Christians.)
Or you can just be honest and say you like the music and have no idea what they are saying 😂 (christian in a black metal band)
@@Tysandifer That's cool if your parents don't beat the shit out of you for enjoying things they don't understand.
Gotta let time do its thing, it'll work out eventually.
True, true.
"Also the guitar tone has to sound like an angry wasp"
Exactly
It’s perfect timing when I read it.
No bass and all treble and mids.
I have never been so offended by something I 100% agree with.
@@derbuhn I have, my friends just need to call me an idiot and boom.
*then why isnt W.A.S.P black metal???*
Please put your hair in a high ponytail. It's something I need to see before I die..
Or a massive bun, imo.
Or 2 pigtails pls
side ponytail with pink peppa pig themed bows to tie it all together.
@@user-og1et3iy3f lol yes
Yess...yes to them all
"Doom metal sounds like the guitarist forgot that he's playing a song.. halfway through the song" Haha! xD No silly, that's Funeral doom metal!
Note To Self:
0:55 Black Metal
4:11 Death Metal
7:45 Doom Metal
8:57 Folk/Viking/Pagan Metal
10:31 Gothic Metal (short)
10:42 Grindcore Metal
11:51 Power Metal
12:08 Metalcore
12:16 Christian Metal
13:10 Kawaii Metal
I've heard National Socialist metal (N*zi metal) is a thing.
Yeah....
Really he missed the best metal glam metal.
@@alexie832 There are plenty of metal subgenres that are just as shocking. Raw Anarchist Black Metal (RABM) is the political opposite of NSBM.
@@alexie832 its called NSBM
@@alexie832 Nah, you're thinking of National Socialist black metal. It's just black metal made by Nazis.
"One final genre of metal to talk about"
Me: Thrash?
"Kawaii Metal"
Me: *sad Anthramegatallislayer noises
r/usernamechecksout
me: *sad Exhukreasoduction noises
wait, the dude forgot to talk about Thrash and Groove!
Lars Hetfield thrash doesn’t exist
@@joekrafft7125 i am going to trash your pet
This video has the energy of when I've woken up at 4am thinking about one specific thing and need to feverishly rant about it but no one will listen.
Oh my god, I absolutely understand what you mean!
Get discord
Like me right now
damn and he said he really enjoyed babymetal............. that didn't aged good
Least pedo babymetal fan lmfao
LMFAOAO
💀
@Pill_Smith ur so silly
His eyes are red. That makes this video so much darker, cause he fits perfectly into his own video...
No he just got told by Rami that he's more metal than him. Dave cried and immediately made this video.
It's very simple guys.......the longer the hair, the more metal you are
Rapunzel must be a metal God then.
@@ematheoneandonly8896 Only applies to men, hence why he said ¨guys¨ ;)
@@KentuckyFriedJohansson
Thank you for your input. None the less guys can mean people in general. For example, "What do you guys want for dinner?" That is a phrase not just used towards men.
Again thank you, I just wanted to make a point. Have a good day.
-EMA
@@ematheoneandonly8896 Hahah I was only kidding friendo. But still a bit of truth there, since women usually already have long hair anyway. Instead most women into metal usually do something else with their hair instead, like colour it or shave the sides.
@@KentuckyFriedJohansson
Ok. That is cool. Thank you again for replying. I hope you have a lovely day! :)
Has skillshare gone bankrupt yet? I think they are sponsoring everyone one on TH-cam.
I think that means their advertising is...working?
@@purpleapron4603 twas a joke my dude
@@purpleapron4603 an exaggeration if you will
I'm pretty sure that either Raid or Dashlane would go bankrupt before Skillshare.
Arrow V nah that’s audible
This guy: “scream bloody gore widely known as the first death metal album”
Elitists: cries in seven churches
The only correct answer to "what is metal music?" is in fact "stan babymetal", I knew I could trust you to spread the good word Dave!
"One final genre of metal to talk about."
*Hovers Grunge*
...
"Kawaii metal."
Ah, yes, grunge. My favorite metal subgenre.
@Brutal Beat Found the new metaller
@Brutal Beat it doesn't matter if their voice is heavy or soft ...Metal is all about the music and not about the vocals...
Also , if u listen closely ... The band playing in the back are death core professionals ..
Watch some of their live performances then tell me..
@Brutal Beat I listen to all the bands that u mentioned in your comment and i am more of a death core listener than a normal metalhead ....
It's ok if u don't like baby metal ....
Have u tried any other bands from Japan ....??
@Brutal Beat oh ....Wow ....Really .....?😯
That's amazing but it seems like your urge for heavy music has ruined j pop for you....
He...he googled death metal lyrics to come up with an insult! I'm dead!
no you're not dead, dead is dead !
This has to be one of my favorite videos, like the editing and jokes are well done and it always makes me smile :)
Looks like you're still recovering from the loss of bro time after Felix's marriage. Stay strong, bro.
I wonder how many people won't realise this video is a joke.
Nothing he said was untrue though so theres noting to realise. He just talked about metal in a satirical way. It doesnt mean the information in the video is wrong, just skewed to be humorous.
Are the red eyes and giant bags under them a joke?
yea who won't realize it *sweating intensifies*
As a normal human, I confirm this video is a joke and a fact at the same time
Sorry because bad grammar, I have brain damage.
I had a feeling.
Dave: "Korn, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park... don't exist"
also Dave: "I met my childhood heroes"
when did he say that lol
@@tilliewatson5764 1st quote: 12:58
2nd quote: th-cam.com/video/2vAImcoK5NE/w-d-xo.html
@@hack2729 thankyouuuu
Fr, rip Chester
Fr, rip Chester, as much as I think he’s cool, that was kinda rude for him, also blame by KoRn is pretty decent.
If someone can listen to your song and say "wait I recognize that instrument" you are not death metal
you spelled grindcore wrong
@@spicymeatballs2thespicening noisecore
“If you don’t like the death metal band and they’re young.... they’re deathcore” I’m in tears
"If you don't like the death metal band, if they're too young, that's death core." I disturbed the household by laughing when you said that. Props.
@Kevin H ok kid
@Kevin H he is a beast bro...
Gaming Metal
@Kevin H depends on the band lmao, many deathcore bands are not even close as skilled as some of the biggest names in death metal. Sure, deathcore is hard to play but is not as technical as some death metal bands
“Oh they are from Poland, they can’t be black metal...”
*Laughs in Mgła*
And batushka
And a million other polish bands
@@nayr87 Batushka are from Russia, not Poland, Mate :)
Laughs in Mgła, Graveland, Veles, Vesania, Hermh, Xantotol... I can longer :)
@@ormtostesson6391 nah, I’m pretty sure they’re polish mate
@9:00 his explanation of viking metal being the only version you can get away with LARPing, had me laughing with tears