Drawing the Weirdest SCPs (That We've Never Heard Of Before)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 เม.ย. 2024
- Nathan challenges Jacob, Karina, and Julia to make drawings based on the descriptions of some weird SCPs.
The SCPs:
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-049
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-914
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I think the best part of the "It's somewhere between 4 inches and 4 feet", is that it's not even true.
'merica moment(im from Florida)
yeah isnt 1.9 meters over 6 feet? 😂
@@reginabatsvik4267 Yeah about 6'3"
I’m a little over 1.9 meters and I’m 6’3. It’s roughly 6’3”
@@reginabatsvik4267 yea😅
Okay so starting an episode with "bread in the butt," which is indistinguishable verbally from "bred in the butt," is a powerful choice
you’re so right but I automatically assumed, VERY confidently, that they were 100% saying “bread”… I didn’t even consider the alternative. and I was correct to do so, apparently. I feel like that says a lot about Drawfee😂
going to be so real, this is a self report
I heard "red in the butt" and was assuming baboons.
@@TheDrawfeeBraincell For some reason I was mishearing it as Fred. Which was confusing
@@firelordoregano5632oh _fuck_ is it one.
This episode IS free of Cats (2019).
It's cursed with absolutely everything else, but it is Cats-free
It’s also free of and every time we kiss I swear I could fly, shockingly
This episode is NOT free from Long Island Tripadvisor reviews
But now the comments are not free of Cats 2019 and Everytime We Kiss, so put it in the tags.
Shoot, you’re right, put it in the tags!!!!
THERE IS NO ESCAPE 😂
As an IBS warrior, "God gives his toughest Donkey Kongs the most explosive diarrhea" is kind of relatable.
SAME!
I'm sorry but my dyslexic ass read IBS as IRS and got so very confused
*hottest Donkey Kongs
I’m with y’all on this one xD IBS-D or whatever it’s called actually…that was just me at the FWA yesterday….
my dyslexia also acted up and made me read this as ISB (thing from star wars) so i was Really confused
me normally: :)
me when I sense pestilence: >:(
me when I cure the pestilence: :)
Me after the scientists make me stop my work: >:(
me when my pestilence is cured: :|
Why do you have four eyes? : :)
Me when the Pestilence still isn't cured: :/
Me in the "End of Death" canon: : o
Karina now willing to harmonise with the other three is the greatest character growth arc ever.
I didn’t even think of that but ore so right!
That's a generous description
I thought it was the beginning of World's Smallest Violin.
It was the effect of the esseepy 😔 ... that's why we gotta contain it. It's too powerful
It’s like toph learning to rely on others
I can't wait until Deep Blue Ink draws the scene where King Arthur marvels at a toaster while Lancelot tries to admit to adultery
i saw this comment before i got to that part of the video, and for once i’m thrilled to have been spoiled on a joke (totally my fault for reading the comments tbh) bc i was on the edge of my seat for karina’s whole drawing like “HOW are they gonna bring this conversation to king arthur and infidelity” fndbfnd
(plus i had no idea about the gwynevere situation so it wouldn’t have hit as hard if i didn’t have this context)
Julia shouting "LARGE KNOB" in the "NABBIT'S BACK" voice annihilated me
Wanted to like this but ocd said dont ruin the 111 👍
Don't worry king, I took the hit for you
Guess what?
*Large knob.*
So glad you drew me. I'm one of my favorite SCPs
I am quite interesting, and I'm pretty horrifying if you think about my implications
My article is quite funny to read
As soon as I saw me in the thumbnail, I got excited. I’m one of the best possible SCPs for this challenge
I saw this comment before the video so I did not which of SCPs was being referred to now I have & I now I understand everything
I got an option to rate this comment. Of course I gave it the best rating, because it's talking about me. And I like me.
Okay but now can y'all actually do an "us eepy" episode where you just draw yourselves all cozy wrapped up in bed or whatnot?
That would be adorable!
I feel like that's kinda the Taking It Easy eps
@@sid6484 okay good point yeah, but this time they'd be Taking it Eepy! Totally different!
Lizard Calm 3.
Just enya playing in the background as they draw their ultimate comfort sleep
Jacob’s Uncrustable rant is so hilarious to me. The only reason I can think of that the company called them Uncrustables is because Decrusted is a horrific name
Uncrustworthy doesn't sound like a good purchase
I always thought it was related to Lunchables but that could be child brain talking. An attempt at competition perhaps? idk who owns what.
i would vote for Crustless
@@CJWproductionsUntrustworthy is what theyre called in Another Crab's Treasure
Halfway through the episode it's Julia's turn; "Are they all four gonna do one?" Julia is given a 60 foot clockwork machine. "I see."
Julia needs time to cook
Challenge: an 18 meters clockwork machine.
Julia: Starts drawing a handsome man in a suit.
Input: SCP 914 prompt (setting: very fine)
Output: Handsome gentleman without any anomalous property
That's a very Julia move.
That was so funny and nobody commented on it LMAO
the handsome man was needed so she could have the strength to take on scp914
(in Karina voice) It's for emotional support, duuuuh
An alarming, and yet not out of character way to start a drawfee episode
Bread in the butt
This might be the best comment on TH-cam to date
@@CrazypantsPlaysI speak but from the heart, and my heart is drawfee-coded
I read this as I was waiting to skip the preroll ad and I was Not disappointed when the episode began 😂
They say it's a bad one, but the bad ones are the best ones. Lest we forget the horse divorce.
The clockworks settings:
Rough: completely destroyed
Coarse: expertly disassembled
1:1 : a different but similar object
Fine: improves the object in a non-anomalous or mildly anomalous way
Very Fine: improves the object in a highly anomalous way, usually makes it highly difficult to safely use
I had no idea it was so big
because i'm very basic, 049 is my favorite and i love how much they nailed his vibe with "how many times do i have to keep killing people and turning them into zombies for it to WORK???"
I love 049, but I'm my favorite
@@tortillachips3911 I'm a pretty big fan of me too, I'm just so well written and funny.
Having SCP-049 as your favourite does not make you basic! When i was in my SCP phase, i learned about almost all of them and i had them all memorised yet SCP-049 was always my favourite. I think it is because of the Containment Breach game
That two-man King Arthur x Toasted Bread meets Lancelot trying to confess his and Gwynevere's affair to his liege audio drama in the middle there truly was something.
My head canon is that Arthur is constantly picking up anachronistic references from Merlin, because this is one of the versions where he's a time traveler.
we should definitely get the flour company to sponsor an extended mini-series
Very T H White
I was full-on laughing in public
@@nathanielreichley4640 As someone with strong personal feelings about The Once and Future King, I laughed a little too much at that.
i can’t believe the metric system almost destroyed the drawfee brain cell
yeah, I almost combusted trying to figure that out… 🤭
Underrated comment
I mean, I'm literally European(Greek) and I almost believed them
The braincell is just hanging on 😮 it must be protected from numbers
They tried to convert 18 m² and got 60 ft² 😭
The disproportionate sense of relief I felt when Julia corrected herself on how many feet are in 1.9 metres
16:20 karina just whispering "i just drew a toaster with a face" with genuine regret really
broke me
Input: 1 Julia drawing (setting: very fine)
Output: 1 Julia blender render
30:02
Note: the render contains a potent cognitohazard that induces feelings of fear and confusion in individuals that view it.
_Julia, is this Blender?!_ -Researcher Farek
1.9m as 4ft is so wrong i love it
It's somehow closer than 18 square metres being 60 square feet (they forgot it was area lol)
@@jamielockdowneven if they remembered, Julia is the only one of them I might trust to multiply by the conversion factor squared. You ask a random adult how many square centimeters are in a square meter and it will not usually go well.
@chriswest6988 Oh I know. I'm in Ireland where there's a generational gap between metric and imperial so this comes up all the time lol
@@jamielockdown This sounds so wild as an American and I'm so here for it.
A 48-minute episode where Jacob drew spy vs spy, Karina drew a toaster, and Julia drew a box with a tube. And yet, an instant classic. 5 out of 5 stars. Best fondue I've ever had.
Julia's tiktok text to speech voice always cracks me up. Her bit about the toaster SCP actually being one of those tiktok videos that are like, "you might be x if [really generic things that everyone does]" was so spot on, lol.
17:51 "How do I draw a table?" Well, first, Karina, you draw your dad, then the rest will come naturally
Won't work unless she has pink eye
But her dad is an astronaut
This is a deep cut, damn. I'm impressed
This is a deep cut, damn. I'm impressed
@@hailcat7027 just draw her dad's backpack and add legs then
Wasn't there someone for a while pitching an scp episode where instead of describing the entity itself, you only describe the containment methods, and then the artist draws what they think the thing is based on that? I was really hoping that'd be the next scp episode.
I would love that
Julia gets SCP 2845s containment procedures.
If you know, you know.
Hey, we'll actually figure out what 55 is.
@@originalindigodingooh that would make for a really funny plot twist ("so was a right?" "We don't knowwwww"), especially with how simple the containment procedures are
@@tobiasbayer4866 opened the page for 2845, read the warning, and i think that's as far as i want to read
edit: i didn't like reading that
SCP-914 is one of my favorites. Most of the entry is just experiment logs for inputs and outputs, and its such a neat idea for an SCP. A lot of the inputs are other scps or related to other scps, and theres some really interesting outputs. I think one of the inputs was a basic diagram of the machine, and when set to very fine, it output a massive document that explained how it worked, but they couldn't understand the document because it was too big and complicated.
Legit I got so excited because I didn't recognize the number, but as soon as Nathan started describing it I sat up in my seat and gasped like "oh my god it's the cool machine thingy!!"
The concept kind of reminded me of The Third Policeman, an old surreal novel. I wonder if it was inspired at all. Either way, excellent concepts
One of my favorite things about SCP-914 is that it has both an attitude and a sense of humor, and most results are it just fucking with the researchers. Its extended testing logs get more and more ridiculous over time.
For example, it has an unreciprocated crush on its maintenance guy.
A researcher once put a self-published music album inside and it was replaced with audiobooks for “Learn to Sing 101”, “Teach Yourself to Play Guitar”, and “Songwriting for Dummies”
They once put Nintendo Switches in with different games. Super Mario Maker resulted in SCP-914 having created a level. Breath of the Wild resulted in an actual Sheikah Slate.
In its outputs, it’s sometimes portrayed itself as an anime girl named “Clockwork-chan”.
It was once given a copy of a computer virus known as "Creeper", and the output was a tiny minecraft Creeper that exploded immediately.
It once created an SCP-999 Funko Pop.
I love that
I like how Nathan tried to relate the king Arthur bit with actual lore, only to be immediately distracted by "Hot Bread"
Classic drawfee right there
As soon as I heard the description of the SCP that Julia has to draw I looked at the amount of time remaining in the episode and saw that we were only halfway through. I can only assume that I am about to watch 8,000,000 individual cogs get drawn.
And then Julia really said
"3. Take it or leave it."
I’m so glad they let us witness Julia’s entire process
yup that's prime content it's all about
22:50 I always think of it not as "unable to be crusted", but as "able to be uncrusted". As in, that little strip of pinched bread on the edge is removable. Dont really think thats how its supposed to be understood, but it is a true statement, so I choose to think of it that way.
Right! Consider sth unbearable - good, just unbear it! Cool discovery.
I can't stop laughing at when Jacob erased the second guy's smile and drew a frown! It changes everything lol
Thank you Karina so much for drawing me, I have been feeling kinda crumby lately so that really cheered me up.
S-tier comment.
Thanks!
The Jacob avatar's five-o'-clock shadow should slowly fade in the longer the intro goes on. Slowly rings develop under his eyes. Slowly he grays from the stress of it all. Finally... bone game.
my favorite scp of all time is SCP-6451 bc its just a normal guy dicking around and just sooo committed to the bit. truly goals
Jacob: draw a plague doctor, a concept that became relatively mainstream not too long ago
karina: draw a toaster, a typical appliance in the house
Julia: DRAW THIS INTRICATE AND VAGELY DESCRIBED MACHINE WHICH DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A PICTURE AND ALL WE KNOW IS IT HAS A SETTINGS KNOB AND TWO BOOTHS AND ALL WE KNOW IS ITS CLOCKWORK
I can't believe Julia assembled an 8,000,000 piece clockwork machine while running a fight club to determine the strongest fast food restaurant in Long Island.
*happy cry*
She's so talented
I think that's the plot of Nicholas Cage's "Pig".
You know you're in for a ride when it starts with "today on drawfee" combined with blurred drawing and insane out of context dialogue 😂
Whenever Julia does that last little "Sorry!" at the end of an episode, it brings joy and light to my soul.
"Power scaling the restaurants in Farmingdale" is the tittle of a wonderful breakcore abstract EP
“Nathan you dog” is one of my favorite quotes ever now
I could not stop laughing at this bit. 😂
I've never felt more seen than when they talked about that two boothed, knobbed machine that can only produce hot Donkey Kongs.
I'm a personal fan of "Nathan! .....you ass."
@@scarletbard6511 Julia at her finest. It is… how to say… magnificent.
Julia was so excited to hear "intricate clockwork," and then everything went downhill so fast lmao
40 seconds in I said (out loud in the middle of my office, with noise cancelling earbuds in), “Oh boy, they’re on their shit today, huh?”
Damned. I was hoping for Julia to draw "The flesh that hates"
There are so many good ones for her. Her ability to make absolute nightmare fuel is amazing.
adding this to the SCP-001 proposals.
Edit: I was reading testings of SCP-914 and in one of them the input is a chessboard and the setting 1:1. In the first test a white pawn was moved two spaces. Second time was the same board but a black pawn was in a legal spot. Output was the same board but the queen had moved diagonally into legal spot. The note admits that the tester is playing chess with this reality bending machine and that they keep losing to it. My guy proved that this machine might have sentience and intellect by just f*&king around.
God I love the SCP community.
That's beautiful
Love the test logs of 914.They have an entire subplot going on.
SCP 914 as a clock with big naturals gives off V-Tuber energy and I'm so sad Julia did not go that route
Don't forget its large knob
Literally Ouro Kronii
@@chef_Jeremy Trans rights
Given the choice between drawing a hot lady and a giant mechanical box, Julia will choose the box every time.
"Does that exist anymore? I don't think so, much like America..." Immediately start laughing and I can hear the pain in the laughter the longer it went on.
Loved that you drew SCP O49 since it is my favorite! Also laughed out loud when Nathan said the clock SCP had 8 million moving parts, and the video timeline showed that we were only halfway through the video, like dang, Julia is really about to draw this whooole thing 😂
declaring a blatantly false foot-meter conversion with absolute confidence 💖
Bread in the butt is gonna become a new vocal stim for me, I can already tell
"Bread"
I’m sorry for your loss 😂
Ouf…
@@scarletbard6511 ??
@@HowToDoVideoGames they're implying it could be spelt "bred"
This episode seems to have been infected by Merobiba energy. I hope Karina's recording room is strong enough to contain it.
@1:50
Jacob: "Hopefully this episode doesn't remain this cursed."
Narrator: "It did indeed, remain this cursed."
All toasters together now!
🎶 Bread in the butt, bread in the butt! 🎶 I am a Toaster, I am a Toaster! 🎶
whoa-oh-oh-oh
whoa-oh-oh-ah
I am a toaster, I am a toaster
The colourized version has concealed so much of Julia's hard work on her cogs! All 4!
of course, that’s the Julia way😂
This is Julia, of both "Julia, is this _Blender?"_ levels of detail and leaving Spencer Wan speechless with rampant detail obliteration fame. All detail knows her; all detail fears her.
I do so love when an episode starts completely unhinged, and then somehow, despite the fact that such a thing sounds impossible, gets even further from sanity.
"What's America Burger?!?"
Not much, what's America Burger with you?
I am so happy to see this! I love SCP's and have even started writing some myself! (8877 was my first published one)
And you even drew a picture of me, the toaster. I turned out so well, thank you for drawing such a cute picture of me.
mazal tov! as the author of SCPs 3735 and 5613 welcome to the “just barely have succeeded in publishing any skips” club!
@@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks Thank you! I am working on a third article currently, with a fourth in the brainstorming process.
I just read scp-8877 and loved it :D now i kinda wanna draw the sculpture now
I love scps I want to give everyone who generously writes scps a kajillion dollars each. I just read yours, loved it! I’m writing you a cheque.
@@imjustdandy9799 what if I have SCP ideas on my head but haven't written them can I get a check too please (I'm broke)
6:48 I feel like you'd all appreciate knowing that there's a recurring, *_non joke_* character named Dr. Placeholder McDoctorate.
Also I am very disappointed that they chose 049 instead of 049-J and his pointer wooden doctor stick
Have you heard the volgun's reading of scp 049-j? It's hilarious!
049-J was an absolute delight to read when I first decided to actually look into it, I think it would be really funny if they bring it up in a future episode. It’s like 049 shed its outer skin like a lizard and someone was like “wouldn’t it be great if we stuffed So Much Moss in it?” and just created Drawfee’s version of 049
My boyfriend heard the bread song out of context for the first time and asked, "Is this about M!Preg?" this is a good ep
"Me normally" for all of the drawings is great, love it
Going a little hog wild, folks
Toaster Bonkers
my Lizard Calm™️ has been disrupted and i regret nothing
So glad that Jacob got bones to look at, truly the Bone Game sequel we've all been waiting for
SCP-049 has my shoulders. They refuse to hold a purse or bag strap of any kind.
These feel like memes that people working in the Foundation would make when working night shift to escape the existential dread
That first SCP just really hates it when someone comes to work with a cold.
The toaster has always been one of my favorite SCPs. Such a delightful mix of silly and truly upsetting
I'm one of my favorite to!
0:36 my grandpa fought in ww2 he was such a noble dude I can’t even finish school
You know it's going to be messed up, really complicated, massively sidetracked or a combo when Julia's part starts halfway through the video XD Loved this episode, such chaos XD
That synchronized resonating long 'ahhh' at the start was a spiritual experience for me
“On October 12, a Transcontinental Rigs semi-truck driver named Julian Lepetit reported a pedestrian collision near Coalhurst, Alberta.”
-SCP-6293
Drawfee fans are well represented in the skipper community :)
Is Julia herself the SCP
@@normalhuman9878no it is a squirrel X-Games event
@@normalhuman9878 No, Julia is not the SCP. As far as I can tell SCP-6293 is a bunch of squirrels that run onto the road then run back off while the drivers hear a (sports commentator like) voice in their heads. Julia is involved because the SCP foundation sent out a solo researcher who went missing then "Julien" hit him with his truck when the researcher was mimicking the SCP behaviors (claiming he was either "deep undercover" or "the king of the squirrels")
ohhhhh mygawd, the absolute drunk-friend energy of getting VERY INTO the randomest thing - aka, restaurant power-scaling in Farmingdale - and when they BOTH SAID "Julia has stopped drawing" at the same time in teh same tone of voice - sent me TO THE MOON. AWESOME improv comedy, I love your bits!
This has been a trip of a episode. Also idea. Triathletes. Have a spinner of random sports (the more obscure the better) and pick three and draw a player for that combined sport.
I am once again asking for your attention: advertisement posters for a nonsense product, like a yell-powered bicycle or a handheld toaster, idk but I know y'all would have fun, and Nathan would riff SO hard.
wireless hose
@@erinkarpI read that as "wireless horse" and that implied the existence of a wired horse.
@@mpeckablebasschestnut brown mare is, debatably, a wired horse for sure. 😂
The wired horse. The wired divorce.
@@mpeckablebassI did too, then read your comment, then checked back to the original 😂
i guess you could say if you spend too much time around scp 426.. you're toast
Underrated comment lol
I do appreciate the prepwork that went into choosing *relatively* more drawable SCPs because some of the previous episodes y'all did had some HARD scps to cover in an episode!
Also y'all should consider reaching out to SCP authors, artists or content creators!
“Bread can come in any shape. Have you seen *uncrustables*?
Why did this make me laugh so much
Bread in the what??
Bread in the butt
bread in the butt!!
What what?
Bred in the what?
@@bea-ti9rgthe hams
Wow they got Nathan from Game Changer on here?
the thing is i really like how julia's render turned out, despite the astronomical odds against her
I can't wait to see how Deep Blue Ink animates big knob between two big booths
I’m so glad that Nathan finished the Lancelot bit.
Brain? Brilliant. Butt? Bread.
SCP brings out peak Drawfee tbh, from the intro to the play-pieces, and all the rest... this is why we're all here!
I love the weird SCPs more than the scary ones- my favorite is a giant sentient boat that’s invisible and uses audio waves to communicate. Though the SCP IS a boat, you can interact with it via a kurieg in a random grassy field. Taking apart the audio waves, it begs for coffee from people passing by, and throws a kurieg tantrum when it’s not fed it’s coffee.
The last SCP was definitely built by either Dr. Doofenshmirtz, who thought that the fine setting would turn him into the ruler of the tri-state area or Dr. Animo and it just happens to work on other stuff (not just animals)
“Behold, Perry the Platypus! The Turn-Stuff-Into-Other-Stuff-inator!”
“…what? I don’t care if it’s a clunky name! I’d like to see you do better!”
“You see, Perry the Platypus, it all started when I was a child, my parents would only feed me SAUERKRAUT! I wished every day that I could just turn it into something else!”
Suggestion: Mash up two characters with the same name, e.g. Napoleon (Animal Farm) X Napoleon (Napoleon Dynamite), Hades (Hades) X Hades (Hercules). On another video where I suggested this @evah4431 came up with Spike (Cowboy Bebop) X Spike (My Little Pony) which is also great.
Oohh. Q from James Bond and Q from Star Trek!
Angel from Buffy and Angel the pink gender bent Stitch.
Raven Teen Titans and That's So Raven!
There's like a million kind of generic names that this would work so well with as well. Jack Skellington and Jack Torrance from the Shining. Freddie Kruger and Freddie Scooby Doo.
Dante from Devil May Cry and Dante from Warframe
I hope this is one of the suggestions that keep getting asked until it happens it's SO good omg
Idea for a potential episode: portmanteau a pokémon with a fictional character's name, then draw the resulting mashup. So for example:
- Electabuzz Lightyear
- Magcargo P.I.
- Garbadorfield
- Fennekin Skywalker
- Uzumaki Kabuto
- Captain Jean-Lucario Picard
Holy shit I got an ad for flatbread with the slogan “bread you have to know about” before this vid started and nearly died on that intro
i love julia's bit of whenever someone says theres two of something she quietly sings the verse "two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl" from wish you were here, with the aformentioned thing inserted instead.
It's not entirely out of character for there to be some SCP that's just constantly spitting out Donkey Kongs, and the foundation has set up some kind of containment facility for them because they can't figure out how to turn the Donkey Kong Machine off.
Karina had problems with several rectangles and I'm honestly surprised that we didn't get a revised "do you know what a rectangle is?"
Me normal. Me not weird. You ever see me with the pestilence? No. That's normal
My favorite part of this is that through attempting to draw SCP-049 they actually managed to draw SCP-049-j
somebody add these to the SCP wiki as "an artist's rendition of"
Okay but out of curiosity I was looking through the SCP-914 test logs and found this one:
Dr. Westrin did an experiment. Input: one of my screws.
Setting: 1:1.
Output: Your screw
"Near far...mingdale wherever you are" WHAT AN INCREDIBLE EPISODE!
Missed opportunity from the Drawfee crew to solely refer to scp-426 in the first person
i was expecting that so much
I tried to do it along with them as the episode went on - it's harder than I expected it to be!
I think you mean "missed opportunity to solely refer to me in the first person"
To be fair it’s very hard to only refer to me as myself instead of as me. Like it’s just the natural flow of language to refer to myself as me, especially when I am a toaster
Karina, why did you have to remind me about the Jar? I am internet poisoned and need an antidote.
So you're saying... you have the Pestilence? Because there's a guy who can cure that...
An antidote you say? I have one right here in this... in this uh...
I haven't exactly read every SCP, barely a fraction, yet you somehow managed to randomly feature the three that everybody and their gramma have seen before.
Jacob: Spy vs Spy
Karina: I. AM. A. TOASTER. I AM A TOASTER.🎵🎵
Julia: Highly refined and timeless
😎🍻😎
Me when it's Julia's turn but only half the runtime has passed: (*v*)