Reminds me of the Things that Are Not Creepy video, where Jacob brought up Nathan's toilet story and "well, who among us--?" Became the catchphrase of that ep 😂
All my favorite Drawfee characters and their famous catchphrases! Karina with "Shut up, Jacob!" Jacob with "I am so tired, I am so very very tired" Nathan with "*uncontrollable laughter for four minutes*" And who could forget Julia's ever famous "Hey"
I frequently use karina's 'I'm just a little guy'. Nathan's exact cadence of 'Hell yeah dude' and Julia's 'Nathaaaaan, you ASS (but with spouse name insterted). honestly i think drawfee sneaks into my vocabulary several times a day. I also slip into Ogalvy voice when im feeling a lil silly, or lil clothes pin voice when im pretending to be upset about things or plotting to adopt all wildlife in my area. Drawfee has affected my ability to speak english. oh or calling a torso 'torse'.
It must be so fun for David to choose where to put the "Subscribe" popup. They really set the presedent for impeccable comedic timing as a purely visual addition to people drawing and talking.
My dog guy headcannon: He's a rich miserly guy who started a dog rescue for tax reasons, but never intended to actually help any dogs, but a witch who lived in the woods near his house cursed him to take in any dogs offered to him. Over time, he starts to love the dogs and devotes his riches to the rescue, and has just a bunch of dogs all over the place. Maybe he reconnects with his estranged children over this, and he has a ton of grandkids that hang out with the dogs. Hollywood, hmu!
this gives me the vibes of those weirdass movies made by like three people and their friends from town that you see on Drew Gooden and Danny Gonzalez, just a completely insane premise for the plot but less than a thousand dollars for production
bionicle references in this video: - julia mentioning bionicle - karina mentioning vulcanus, which is indeed the name of a city in the final bionicle arc
Nathan getting a Seinfeld quote, Jacob getting an X-Men quote, and Julia getting an old Victorian-era idiom is maybe the most Drawfee thing this episode could have done.
The "senior dog" bit is a great example of one of my favorite Drawfee things: when someone makes a devastatingly corny joke/pun and everyone else is silent for so long afterward that I almost think my device's audio got screwed up somehow
The dog bit made me think of a situation where someone has a reverse-beauty/beast-curse: so every time they buy furniture or home goods, it turns into a live dog when they get it home. They have no bed, no dishes, no lamps: only dogs.
12:00 PSA: if this ever happens to you, there is a control valve on the water pipe leading from the wall into the bottom right of the tank (typically). You can turn that knob to stop the flow and save your bathroom from flooding (just remember to turn it back once the clog is gone) Can't believe this is my first TH-cam comment ever, but there you go.
last year, i attempted hosting my first proper double bday party at my place for me n my best friend. was super pumped, spent a bunch of time setting up the house and since i have a record of bad birthday experiences, i was rly hopeful that this one would work out well. cut to 2 hrs into the party i had to lock myself in my bedroom bc i was having a panic attack due to getting too crossfaded. after an hour and a half i come back out and start havin a good time again. 20 min later my bff pulls me aside to let me know that at least 3 ppl had managed to clog my toilet (the only one in the whole house), which then ended up clogging all of my house's piping (im renting a place that was built in the 40s). so then i had to go a week w/o any water, arguing w the leasing company abt getting a plumber out to fix everything, and had to drive 15-20 min each day to use my bf's shower. also ended up missing a full week of work + 2 major work events due to it. tl;dr- if you clog someone's toilet and dont tell them/leave it to other ppl to deal w, i will personally hunt u down and send u straight to super hell myself
more alternate catchphrases Nathan: “Awww, he’s friend shaped!” Jacob: “Nothing should live underground!” Julia: “Can I tell you what I’m seeing?” Karina: “I don’t consume… media!”
@@danielled8665 The true meaning of "boys will be boys" is an affirmation of burning desire within most men to keep alive the tradition of engaging in acts of tomfoolery and conversations about silliness.
Im normally not a fan of gross/poop humor but the way jacob told that story with nathan becoming more and more hysterical about the oversharing and going "yeah!! HELL YEAH dude!!" was so fucking funny hadhfd my face was fully planted onto my desk edit: JACOB SOMEHOW TELLS A WORSE STORY???
Fun fact about the Toad struck by lightning quote; while the whole quote is most certainly not a catchphrase, apparently it was supposed to a running joke in the movie that Toad's catchphrase was supposed to be "Do you know what happens to a toad when..." before commenting on his current situation. They cut that whole running joke out of the script (for some reason filmmakers refuse to give Ray Park a role where he has more than a line or two of dialog) but just kept that struck by lightning line by Storm even though it's such a random thing to say without the rest of the context. I always thought that was funny lol
As someone with lifelong tummy issues, I found Jacob's poop story very relatable. It's good to be able to laugh about that stuff, eventually, and even better to have a good friend hyping you up!
The Wetlings sound like they would have emerged in some early 2000s forum, where as the Slippies would have come from the depths of 2010s fandom tumblr. Same fandom, different eras.
as someone who looked at the plungers & first aid kits on sale the day i was moving into my own place for the first time, went home without, and then had to stand and wait for the store to open again the next morning for both, I felt this episode.
Drawfee idea: comic strip telephone. One person sees the first panel of an original comic, then draws the second, second person only sees previous person's panel, they draw the third, and final person draws the fourth. then compare your joke/comic strip to the original, see how close you got.
ooh so like that Finish the Garfield comic-episode, but they each do a missing panel. It might be difficult to do as an episode, but the end result could be really funny
@@MyScorpion42if they did it as a speed draw or something else drawn before recording, it could work! that said, they could also just do another gartic phone stream!
I love the crew trying to decipher Jacob's generated catchphrase and being immediately just so close to the scene in the first X-Men movie that the line comes from. 18:48
Jacob, I want you to know that I own 3 different plungers for tragic reasons (the best one is accordion style) and I deeply appreciate your stories. I have no one to talk to about these things because I don't want to be "that guy," but we need a "that guy" in our lives.
I’d consider Julia’s way of saying “sorry” her catchphrase, I honestly started binging drawfee episodes after hearing that and being intrigued about if that had an explanation
“As someone who has to wipe 10 - 12 times…” David: time to add that subscribe graphic This is perfection. Do you not wish to subscribe to this channel after hearing such sage words
Hey Jacob, thanks for sharing your story. I too survived a case of the slippy petes followed by a painful dry daniel, about a month ago. Luckily, I already owned a plunger, but hearing you talk so openly about it was still very validating for me as a person.
No Jacob! You got the parasocial relationship backwards! We're supposed to think you're our good friend, meanwhile you're a celebrity that doesn't know who we are!
For the algorithm; i will overshare and say I shut my eyes a bit and this episode made me see a small lizard that turned into a spider while it walked across the inside of my eyelid. I'm not suffering a migraine at the moment, which is when I usually have visual hallucinations, so im going to just say this video is so unhinged it caused me to halucinate a small black and white lizard made of lighting while Jacob tells a poop story.
If it was black and white and like lightning, there’s some possibility it’s related to a drop of blood pressure rippling out through the blood vessels in your eyes. I sometimes see moving black/white dots if I get up too fast, and the white looks bright like it’s overexposed in a way (kinda like lightning). I can also imagine a lizard / spider like shape appearing with blood vessels. Certainly don’t want to assume your experience, but since you said you usually don’t have hallucinations at such times, and the experience reminded me of my black/white dots I thought I’d mention it anyway. If that is what’s happening, it could be worth knowing about even though it’s probably not very dangerous. Anyway, have a nice day!! Edit: also I think I remember seeing my blood vessels when I had a lot of eye strain one time. That could also be it if it did look purely black/white?
@kikivoorburg it was black and white and I have a history of iron deficiency anemia and blood pressure so low a doctor once accused me of taking the pressure cuff off in the middle of a reading, so yeah that tracks. 😅
Gotta say I’m pretty pleased that the episode I suggested will go down in infamy as the toilet horror stories episode and the one where they didn’t recognize the Storm quote 😂🤩
18:25 In one of my accounting classes, way back when, I'd brought along an abacus as a goof. Someone had forgotten their calculator, so I let them borrow mine and used the abacus after all. Got a double-take from the teacher.
If anyone else was thrown by the lack of reveal of the original: Slippery Pete was a character on Seinfeld Lightning phrase was said by Storm in X-men. Don't Sell Me A Dog is the name of a movie from 2021, no idea if that's where it came from here, it means "don't lie to me."
I was confused by that as I recognised the ones from Seinfeld and Xmen, I think that they may have thought that the generator was making up sentences that sound like catchphrases rather than giving them actual lines from media.
Fun facts, Borzois were developed in Russia for the aristocracy and you could only have one if it was gifted to you by the Tsar and the name means 'swift' (i think). They were mostly for wolf hunting and almost made extinct during the russian revolution bc of their strong association to the aristocracy
“Don’t sell me a dog” is one of those sentences that can mean different things depending on which word you emphasize “Don’t sell me *a* dog” means please sell me multiple dogs “Don’t *sell* me a dog” means please give me a dog or let me adopt a dog “Don’t sell *me* a dog” means please sell this dog to someone else “*Don’t* sell me a dog” means I really want to buy a dog but I can’t “Don’t sell me a *dog*” means I will buy something from you but not a dog
Now I’m seeing a scene where someone is coming in wanting dog ownership, but is not satisfied with just any dog. It can’t just be *a* dog, it must be *the* dog
You know the “all of the Scooby Doo character have catch phrases except for Fred, I propose that he says fuck” bit? I think this applies to the Drawfee cast. Karina says fuck
@@claressadubs That's such a good point, but I also think that Jacob could say zoinks and Julia could say jinkies (as the one that usually looks things up when they have questions). I think the difference here is that Jacob's fuck is exasperated and annoyed, because he's usually the one being bullied by the other 2 / 3, meanwhile Karina's is more mischievous or angry and sharp
i think slippery petes fandom is called the wetlands but an individual slippery pete fan is called either a slippy or a wetling - they're divided like boogaras and shaniacs
I stayed in a hotel for a little while. The hotel room was not equipped with a plunger. It's already a worrying situation when a toilet becomes clogged, but needing to bring in a complete stranger (hotel maintenance) makes it such a more embarrassing situation.
I was a bit of a Dry Daniel a couple weeks ago and I ended up going to the ER, turns out I had severe appendicitis and was rushed into surgery, then I couldn't watch Drawfee because laughing hurt my incisions so bad but they're healing now
A life saver for me given my adhd; they make these car chargers with booster cables thats a portable battery, you can use it to jump your own car by yourself when you accidentally leave the light on or the door open a crack.
I guess none of them have seen the first live action X-Men movie. Storm literally says that catchphrase to Toad, right before hitting him with lightning.
They mentioned Jacob's catchphrase being too long to be a catchphrase. Just wait until you hear about "When a lioness has children, she stops making love to the lion. The lion gets jealous. Sometimes so jealous he eats the children. You think this would upset the lioness. Far from it. She makes love to the lion again like the children never existed. I find that idea terrifying."
Inside you there are two wolves. One is slippery Pete, the other is dry Daniel.
Your toilet is ruined.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jacobs famous catch phrase
"NO, We're not doing that anymore!!!!"
I know I am months behind, but why did he not say his last name in this video? It is weird to just hear Jacob and not the full thing of Jacob Drawfee
Hearing "We all have 'em, Who needs 'em, They're just like us" again in the intro has brought something deep in me back to life.
WE needs 'em.
I shed a single happy tear
"We all have 'em" was originally first, and this way around is irrationally bothering me.
Genuinely missed that bit
@@totz_the_plaid9625 ma bad
The deafening silence after Jacob said "Senior dog? I'd rather pet your dog!" was *chef's kiss*
I genuinely thought my headphones disconnected for a minute there
I thought Karina's most famous catchphrase was "and every time we kiss, I swear I can fly".
Or "oh no dont make me draw something hot... ☺️
sameee lol
Catchphrases?? Who needs 'em? They're just like us!
I thought it was made explicitly clear we're not doing that joke this year
Yeah but they must have been joking. Because I would have been joking. Because they’re just like us.
Nathan's laughter filled "fuck yeah, dude!"'s to Jacob's TMI was great, everyone needs a supportive friend
Nathan being the hypeman for Jacob's toilet story is the type of support everyone needs
Reminds me of the Things that Are Not Creepy video, where Jacob brought up Nathan's toilet story and "well, who among us--?" Became the catchphrase of that ep 😂
I think it was a survival mechanism, he sounded kinda uncomfortable
I thought he sounded like he was just awkwardly agreeing with each sentence because he was uncomfortable, thats the vibe I got personally
"Are we really gonna listen to your trauma dump about your traumatic dump live on air? Okay, I'm buckled up!"
Considering his laugh is his "this is awkward but funny" laugh I don't think he was really uncomfortable beyond feeling awkward.
"Can you believe to learn" was a good catchphrase for a hot minutes.
Also "Do you know what a rectangle is?"
"Who do I know this man?"
As a Daniel who was watching this episode while constipated on the toilet... words cannot describe how personally attacked I feel
I can’t believe I’m meeting the famous dry daniel
How is it that you got to be so dry Mr Daniel? 🎤
@@jazminemoore4156 a warlock cursed me a great many moons ago as penitence for the crimes I’ve committed
Quick! Everybody! Its dry Daniel! Get his ass!
@@connorletkeman5002I don’t think anyone wants to get near his ass
I very unironically love the catchphrase "oh salads" because it feels like a regional variant of the phrase "ah beans".
All my favorite Drawfee characters and their famous catchphrases!
Karina with "Shut up, Jacob!"
Jacob with "I am so tired, I am so very very tired"
Nathan with "*uncontrollable laughter for four minutes*"
And who could forget Julia's ever famous
"Hey"
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
I frequently use karina's 'I'm just a little guy'. Nathan's exact cadence of 'Hell yeah dude' and Julia's 'Nathaaaaan, you ASS (but with spouse name insterted). honestly i think drawfee sneaks into my vocabulary several times a day. I also slip into Ogalvy voice when im feeling a lil silly, or lil clothes pin voice when im pretending to be upset about things or plotting to adopt all wildlife in my area. Drawfee has affected my ability to speak english. oh or calling a torso 'torse'.
The (infamous) Halle Berry Storm quote being considered a catchphrase was like a mallet straight to the side of the head.
I was so surprised when I saw that
im glad someone else caught it
They even mention Storm in the segment I’m dying
I was shocked they didn't acknowledge where it was from.
Yep
It must be so fun for David to choose where to put the "Subscribe" popup. They really set the presedent for impeccable comedic timing as a purely visual addition to people drawing and talking.
Exactly. It's not an if, rather a when.
My therapist: Karina Sheldon can’t hurt you
Karina Sheldon: Baspinga
Sbasbingy??! Bispingo!
(my sleep-deprived brain for some reason...??)
My dog guy headcannon: He's a rich miserly guy who started a dog rescue for tax reasons, but never intended to actually help any dogs, but a witch who lived in the woods near his house cursed him to take in any dogs offered to him. Over time, he starts to love the dogs and devotes his riches to the rescue, and has just a bunch of dogs all over the place. Maybe he reconnects with his estranged children over this, and he has a ton of grandkids that hang out with the dogs. Hollywood, hmu!
I desperately want this to have a live action, animated, and Muppet version of this story…. Maybe Aardman claymation too
this gives me the vibes of those weirdass movies made by like three people and their friends from town that you see on Drew Gooden and Danny Gonzalez, just a completely insane premise for the plot but less than a thousand dollars for production
You are aware that your diarrhea story will be immortalized in the next Deep Blue Ink episode, Jacob, aren't you?
Once again he's failed to realize his actions have consequences.
Please...no...
Or is he trolling Deep Blue Ink into having to animate his giant poop toilet? This could be a power move.
@@megangass5316I like that idea.
@@megangass5316bathtub*
bionicle references in this video:
- julia mentioning bionicle
- karina mentioning vulcanus, which is indeed the name of a city in the final bionicle arc
Bionicle characters based on their descriptions would actually be such a funny episode.
You either die Slippery Pete, or you live long enough to see yourself become a Dry Daniel
I can only hope to die from shitting (farting).
Nathan getting a Seinfeld quote, Jacob getting an X-Men quote, and Julia getting an old Victorian-era idiom is maybe the most Drawfee thing this episode could have done.
The "senior dog" bit is a great example of one of my favorite Drawfee things: when someone makes a devastatingly corny joke/pun and everyone else is silent for so long afterward that I almost think my device's audio got screwed up somehow
"Senior dog, I'd rather pet your dog!"
"Yeah!"
The dog bit made me think of a situation where someone has a reverse-beauty/beast-curse: so every time they buy furniture or home goods, it turns into a live dog when they get it home. They have no bed, no dishes, no lamps: only dogs.
And then they are like "yeah! exactly" and make more similar ones. Fantastic group dynamic.
This is what it's like when I hang out with friends KGSGGJS
12:00 PSA: if this ever happens to you, there is a control valve on the water pipe leading from the wall into the bottom right of the tank (typically). You can turn that knob to stop the flow and save your bathroom from flooding (just remember to turn it back once the clog is gone)
Can't believe this is my first TH-cam comment ever, but there you go.
6:15 Jacob: As someone who has to wipe 10 to12 times-
David: Consider subscribing for more of this?
It keeps coming in truly the best moments, love it lol
You need to know the true drawfee essence before you subscribe
David's "subscribe?" placements are _impeccable._ I have definitely nearly started choking out of surprise laughter a number of times thanks to those!
At 38:34 when nathan said "DONT TRY TO SELL ME A DOG!" thunder rumbled so loudly outside my house lmao
Nathan being a bowel movement hype man was surprisingly wholesome
Incidentally, "hell yeah, dude!" is one of Nathan's catchphrases
last year, i attempted hosting my first proper double bday party at my place for me n my best friend. was super pumped, spent a bunch of time setting up the house and since i have a record of bad birthday experiences, i was rly hopeful that this one would work out well. cut to 2 hrs into the party i had to lock myself in my bedroom bc i was having a panic attack due to getting too crossfaded. after an hour and a half i come back out and start havin a good time again. 20 min later my bff pulls me aside to let me know that at least 3 ppl had managed to clog my toilet (the only one in the whole house), which then ended up clogging all of my house's piping (im renting a place that was built in the 40s). so then i had to go a week w/o any water, arguing w the leasing company abt getting a plumber out to fix everything, and had to drive 15-20 min each day to use my bf's shower. also ended up missing a full week of work + 2 major work events due to it.
tl;dr- if you clog someone's toilet and dont tell them/leave it to other ppl to deal w, i will personally hunt u down and send u straight to super hell myself
Everyone's commenting on Jacob's angelic shininess while I listen to his shit-clogging stories, it has not been 10 minutes.
This made me laugh almost as much as Jacob’s shit clogging stories
Julia's catchphrase is definitely "I have a question: "
more alternate catchphrases
Nathan: “Awww, he’s friend shaped!”
Jacob: “Nothing should live underground!”
Julia: “Can I tell you what I’m seeing?”
Karina: “I don’t consume… media!”
They just have so many good -quotes- catchphrases!
Man.
Now I want to hear Nathan’s catchphrase in _action!_
do you know what a rectangle is?
can you believe to learn?
is lady gay?
who do i know this man?
"We all have em. Who needs em? They're just like us. "
Nathan, my heart is whole again
I can't believe no one recognized the infamous Halle Berry X-men quote.
Literally and then they referenced storm but not that it's literally the phrase she used😂😂
@@NothingGoodHere1001it is possible that David recognized it or found out after the fact.
Which was apparently the only line from Joss Whedon's original script that made it into the final movie
It's "the owls are not what they seem" all over again, it's amazing this has happened TWICE IN THE LAST SIX MONTHS
And the Slippery Pete line is from Seinfeld.
32:07 “Why the long face? To cover in kisses? Grow up.” This clip plays in my head a lot
nathans enthusiasm about jacobs toilet story killed me
The true wholesome meaning of "boys will be boys."
Less mysogeny, more potty story hype men.
David really left all that in there, huh
@@danielled8665 The true meaning of "boys will be boys" is an affirmation of burning desire within most men to keep alive the tradition of engaging in acts of tomfoolery and conversations about silliness.
@@bittervagrant You know they couldnt just cut all of that out
Im normally not a fan of gross/poop humor but the way jacob told that story with nathan becoming more and more hysterical about the oversharing and going "yeah!! HELL YEAH dude!!" was so fucking funny hadhfd my face was fully planted onto my desk
edit: JACOB SOMEHOW TELLS A WORSE STORY???
Fun fact about the Toad struck by lightning quote; while the whole quote is most certainly not a catchphrase, apparently it was supposed to a running joke in the movie that Toad's catchphrase was supposed to be "Do you know what happens to a toad when..." before commenting on his current situation.
They cut that whole running joke out of the script (for some reason filmmakers refuse to give Ray Park a role where he has more than a line or two of dialog) but just kept that struck by lightning line by Storm even though it's such a random thing to say without the rest of the context. I always thought that was funny lol
They cut all those lines because Joss Whedon's writing is terrible.
As someone with lifelong tummy issues, I found Jacob's poop story very relatable. It's good to be able to laugh about that stuff, eventually, and even better to have a good friend hyping you up!
I, for one, think it's beautiful how they made their way back to Storm XMen organically (and turned her into a frog)
The Wetlings sound like they would have emerged in some early 2000s forum, where as the Slippies would have come from the depths of 2010s fandom tumblr. Same fandom, different eras.
Jacob is literally so relatable in this episode, IBS girlies unite 💅
💪
as someone who looked at the plungers & first aid kits on sale the day i was moving into my own place for the first time, went home without, and then had to stand and wait for the store to open again the next morning for both, I felt this episode.
That paints a really vivid picture without saying much 💀
Alternative catchphrases
Nathan: and I’m… jewish
Karina: that’s perverted
Julia: watch your tootsies!
Jacob: check this out- (scream)
Slippery Pete, Dry Daniel, and "Normal Norman" have entered the lexicon in our house.
It’s funny they mentioned Storm during Jacob's drawing, because it’s literally HER quote!
I was like "SURELY Nathan will get it. Nope" lol
so that's where I heard that "catchphrase"
I was like "who do I know this catchphrase"?
The transition to Jacob’s drawing was a picture of Storm but it goes by really fast. :)
honestly, as someone with ibs im loving jacobs confidence with talking about bowel movements
Drawfee idea: comic strip telephone. One person sees the first panel of an original comic, then draws the second, second person only sees previous person's panel, they draw the third, and final person draws the fourth. then compare your joke/comic strip to the original, see how close you got.
ooh so like that Finish the Garfield comic-episode, but they each do a missing panel. It might be difficult to do as an episode, but the end result could be really funny
i'm pretty sure they did something similar with Caldwell as a guest!@@MyScorpion42
this just sounds like gartic phone, that being said though, yes 100%
@@MyScorpion42if they did it as a speed draw or something else drawn before recording, it could work! that said, they could also just do another gartic phone stream!
If you check drawfee extra there’s a few gartic phone vods that do basically this
Listening to horrific bathroom stories while eating my breakfast was the perfect way to start my day, thank you
I love the crew trying to decipher Jacob's generated catchphrase and being immediately just so close to the scene in the first X-Men movie that the line comes from. 18:48
As someone with Crohn's I've never felt more represented by drawfee❤
Nathan’s hype and support during Jacob’s bowel story was pure gold
I love Julia verifying every detail of Jacob’s diarrhea-constipation saga. Nothing is more marriage than that.
Jacob, I want you to know that I own 3 different plungers for tragic reasons (the best one is accordion style) and I deeply appreciate your stories. I have no one to talk to about these things because I don't want to be "that guy," but we need a "that guy" in our lives.
YES!!!!!!!! Plungers are SO important.
I literally bought a plunger when I was out grocery shopping today as a direct result of this episode.
We all know that Julia's true catchphrase is "I'm Merobiba"
The problem with Shiney Jacob is he can only have extreme diarrhea or insane constipation.
the true meaning of "beauty is pain"😅💅
That’s the limitation of his greasy quirk
For some reason I thought that said Shirley Jackson
Responding to someone describing their bowel problems with an excited "hell yeah, dude" is amazing.
Nathan gave his vocal range a real stretch trying to be supportive of Jacob's story. Added a whole octive to his yeahs.
It’s wild how Drawfee somehow reinvented the Storm/Toad X-Men scene without ever consciously acknowledging that it’s what they were doing
Jacob is so shiny because of how he’s a lifelong Slippery Pete fan obviously
I think Karina's actual catchphrase is "aww he's just a little guy" because she always says that in nearly every video
I’d consider Julia’s way of saying “sorry” her catchphrase, I honestly started binging drawfee episodes after hearing that and being intrigued about if that had an explanation
I’ve been in the hospital for two months. Talking enough Tylenol to deal with ankle surgery made me the driest Daniel in all the land.
I'm almost entirely convinced that Jacob is made of wax. Look at that shine.
So well moisturized. It's that gamer juice seeping from his pores.
so juicy
Or it could just be him becoming more of a Slippery Pete with each passing day, despite his dad's expectations that he would dry up into a Dry Daniel
It's AI generated by Karina. She's really good at that stuff.
(that's made up just to be clear)
Well, he's not a real boy so that checks out
“As someone who has to wipe 10 - 12 times…”
David: time to add that subscribe graphic
This is perfection. Do you not wish to subscribe to this channel after hearing such sage words
Hey Jacob, thanks for sharing your story.
I too survived a case of the slippy petes followed by a painful dry daniel, about a month ago.
Luckily, I already owned a plunger, but hearing you talk so openly about it was still very validating for me as a person.
Nevermind, I thought you were over but then you had to cross the line
Julia's dog drawings are a gift and a blessing. More Julia dogs!!! A room full of dogs!
Absolutely horrific episode to eat lunch to. 10/10
as someone with ibd i appreciate hearing other people's embarrassing bathroom stories because i have. so many.
No Jacob! You got the parasocial relationship backwards!
We're supposed to think you're our good friend, meanwhile you're a celebrity that doesn't know who we are!
Oh no, he's too driven to seek approval! Hes getting it backwards!
My favorite Karina catchphrase: "Awww he's sooo cuuuuuute!" & giggling about any weirdly somehow cute character the others draw
For the algorithm; i will overshare and say I shut my eyes a bit and this episode made me see a small lizard that turned into a spider while it walked across the inside of my eyelid.
I'm not suffering a migraine at the moment, which is when I usually have visual hallucinations, so im going to just say this video is so unhinged it caused me to halucinate a small black and white lizard made of lighting while Jacob tells a poop story.
If it was black and white and like lightning, there’s some possibility it’s related to a drop of blood pressure rippling out through the blood vessels in your eyes. I sometimes see moving black/white dots if I get up too fast, and the white looks bright like it’s overexposed in a way (kinda like lightning). I can also imagine a lizard / spider like shape appearing with blood vessels.
Certainly don’t want to assume your experience, but since you said you usually don’t have hallucinations at such times, and the experience reminded me of my black/white dots I thought I’d mention it anyway. If that is what’s happening, it could be worth knowing about even though it’s probably not very dangerous. Anyway, have a nice day!!
Edit: also I think I remember seeing my blood vessels when I had a lot of eye strain one time. That could also be it if it did look purely black/white?
@kikivoorburg it was black and white and I have a history of iron deficiency anemia and blood pressure so low a doctor once accused me of taking the pressure cuff off in the middle of a reading, so yeah that tracks. 😅
I will be joining the patreon specifically to get the Julia dog pfp icons. That’s what pushed it over the edge for me. Sold. No further questions.
„Don’t sell me a dog“ sounds like „Don’t bullsh*t me“
“You can count on slippery Pete” - Seinfeld
“Do you know what happens to a toad…” - X-Men (2000)
“Don’t sell me a dog” - Victorian idiom
Gotta say I’m pretty pleased that the episode I suggested will go down in infamy as the toilet horror stories episode and the one where they didn’t recognize the Storm quote 😂🤩
Holy crap Lois, it's the REAL J Scotty!!!
And what a gift you have given us. Or at least me for all the cackling I did.
"On paper, slippy pete seems like my guy. But then i see him actually ON PAPER and he's no longer my guy." Is the greatest thing ive ever heard.
"Fake gamer but a real idot"
Whoa dude thats brutal
18:25 In one of my accounting classes, way back when, I'd brought along an abacus as a goof. Someone had forgotten their calculator, so I let them borrow mine and used the abacus after all. Got a double-take from the teacher.
I wasn’t expecting to know this much about Jacob’s bowel movements 😭😭😭
You werent? Ive been here since the "whats in Nathans mouth" days, i can no longer be surprised
It went on for SO long lmfao
@@danielled8665 yes I’ve been here that long, yes I’m amazed every time
@@danielled8665I’ve been here that long too and I’m still amazed everytime, why I keep coming back lmao
Jacob really is the people's princess for sharing about his torpedo shits AND his daddy issues in this one
If anyone else was thrown by the lack of reveal of the original:
Slippery Pete was a character on Seinfeld
Lightning phrase was said by Storm in X-men.
Don't Sell Me A Dog is the name of a movie from 2021, no idea if that's where it came from here, it means "don't lie to me."
I was confused by that as I recognised the ones from Seinfeld and Xmen, I think that they may have thought that the generator was making up sentences that sound like catchphrases rather than giving them actual lines from media.
Fun facts, Borzois were developed in Russia for the aristocracy and you could only have one if it was gifted to you by the Tsar and the name means 'swift' (i think). They were mostly for wolf hunting and almost made extinct during the russian revolution bc of their strong association to the aristocracy
“Don’t sell me a dog” is one of those sentences that can mean different things depending on which word you emphasize
“Don’t sell me *a* dog” means please sell me multiple dogs
“Don’t *sell* me a dog” means please give me a dog or let me adopt a dog
“Don’t sell *me* a dog” means please sell this dog to someone else
“*Don’t* sell me a dog” means I really want to buy a dog but I can’t
“Don’t sell me a *dog*” means I will buy something from you but not a dog
And that’s not taking into account if any of those words are metaphorical
Now I’m seeing a scene where someone is coming in wanting dog ownership, but is not satisfied with just any dog. It can’t just be *a* dog, it must be *the* dog
Plungers, rubber kitchen gloves and gas x are all great items to have on hand before you actually need them lol oh and vet wrap!
I feel like Jacob wouldve connected on a spiritual level with Arin "pooping is one of my favourite things" Hanson this episode
They really could have shared some beautiful stories.
Two peas in a pod.
Jacob belongs in Brain Leak podcast
I’m really so happy to hear about Scout again
You know the “all of the Scooby Doo character have catch phrases except for Fred, I propose that he says fuck” bit? I think this applies to the Drawfee cast. Karina says fuck
Consider this tho: Karina is the most likely to say Jinkies. Nathan could say zoinks. I think Jacob might be the one that says fuck.
@@claressadubs That's such a good point, but I also think that Jacob could say zoinks and Julia could say jinkies (as the one that usually looks things up when they have questions). I think the difference here is that Jacob's fuck is exasperated and annoyed, because he's usually the one being bullied by the other 2 / 3, meanwhile Karina's is more mischievous or angry and sharp
Slippery Pete's got some real Monstars energy. You know. When they're little guys.
I did not expect to learn this much about Jacob's toilet situation.
I will now refer to all severe future bowl movements as “slippery Petes” or “dry Daniel’s”
So shiny, Jacob looks like an expensive porcelain doll.
Definitely haunted.
“And what’s your favorite Drawfee episode Timmy?”
“ I like the one where they talk about clogging toilets for a looooong time”
RETURN OF "WHO NEEDS 'EM", "WE ALL HAVE 'EM" AND "THEY'RE JUST LIKE US" MY FAVORITE INTRO BIT LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
obsessed with nathan's whimsical little "ohohohoho" when he saw the one dog face
i think slippery petes fandom is called the wetlands but an individual slippery pete fan is called either a slippy or a wetling - they're divided like boogaras and shaniacs
I stayed in a hotel for a little while. The hotel room was not equipped with a plunger. It's already a worrying situation when a toilet becomes clogged, but needing to bring in a complete stranger (hotel maintenance) makes it such a more embarrassing situation.
Oh, was Jacob cosplaying as Slippery Pete in the intro?
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I was a bit of a Dry Daniel a couple weeks ago and I ended up going to the ER, turns out I had severe appendicitis and was rushed into surgery, then I couldn't watch Drawfee because laughing hurt my incisions so bad but they're healing now
In the category of preventive objects: jumper cables or remote starter. Flashlight or candles. Can of beans (and can opener)
A life saver for me given my adhd; they make these car chargers with booster cables thats a portable battery, you can use it to jump your own car by yourself when you accidentally leave the light on or the door open a crack.
I would like to add a multitool and duct tape to this list
6:16 "As someone who has to wipe 10 - 12 times..."
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I guess none of them have seen the first live action X-Men movie. Storm literally says that catchphrase to Toad, right before hitting him with lightning.
omg I thought I was the only person in a whole comment section that saw x men 1. But then again, we stand mutant and proud.
Looks like David has seen it, since they edited Storm into the transition after the quote.
I'm pretty sure they do, but David had the brain cell.
This is one of the things that make me go: Yup im old... it is what it is.
They mentioned Jacob's catchphrase being too long to be a catchphrase. Just wait until you hear about "When a lioness has children, she stops making love to the lion. The lion gets jealous. Sometimes so jealous he eats the children. You think this would upset the lioness. Far from it. She makes love to the lion again like the children never existed. I find that idea terrifying."