"Father, why did you leave Prague?" "Because the citizens were Czech, Henry. Have you ever met a Czech? I felt like they were casting curses on me whenever they spoke!"
@@themeddite No it isn't the game just never explained how dice mechanics in a D&D game worked. KDK has the same/similar combat as Morrowind you just have actual feedback for the dice rolls now like being able to see your opponent dodge.
@@kas7423 so there's a stamina system, which is sometimes ok. The problem lies in that not only does it take stamina to swing, but stamina is taken away when you are hit by an enemy (before your health is). Additionally, stamina can only regenerate to whatever your max health happens to be, and regenerates very slowly during combat. This does two things, firstly it creates a sort of snowball effect where being hit once will permanently reduce that person's effectiveness in combat for a few seconds, compiling on every single hit. If they are hit enough, they can't attack back at all. All of this is somewhat fine in a duel, or a 1v1. Bandits/basically every enemy fight in groups. Say two hit you at once, the fight is basically over as there is no way for you to make up for the stamina you lost in that first bout. But that's not the only problem. The devs decided to introduce a system similar to For Honor in the stance aspect. The problem is that, unlike For Honor, there's basically no way to tell what stance an opponent is in, as everyone moves super slow and clunky with little to no "tells". And you can't block an opponent if you are in a different stance to them. Oh, and blocking takes stamina, so even if you get it right, you're still at a defacite as they can keep attacking you.
Most people with money: I'm gonna go to the country club or something Adam's mom: I'm gonna throw money at the funny internet sock Thank you Adam's mom for funding our boy
@@WyvernWolfe Easy, be a manager or bureaucrat of any of the major corpos or franchises who were given exemption and allowed to function as "necessary" while all the small businesses were forced to shutter their doors
That last bit I think he really meant all of that, considering he was losing his shit on how great his life is going I'd say people like you JFJ, and they like you so much that they want you to be happy because they like seeing you be happy by helping you do what you want to do, make people laugh. Just keep doing this and I think that is how you can repay adams mom, well besides se-
J, you deserve the world bro. Imagine how hard it is to try and thank you for literally all that you've done to make people happy and laugh. You have a heart of gold and the mouth of a sailor and we cannot be happier that you are in this world doing what you do.
Adams mom if you're here thank you so much for donating to J, he's the kinda guy that feels genuinely grateful an confused that people find him entertaining enough to donate actual currency.
I know the rant of thanking was just a thank you but you really do deserve it all. You do so much to make so many people happy, its the highlight of a long work week for me to see you have a new 15 minutes of absolute joy for me to relax to. Keep up the good work J it means a lot to a lot of people :)
J you are a good person, you're not a superhero or some shit you are just a genuine decent person and we don't have enough people like you in this shitty world. Thank you for being a good human being.
The fact that a small game studio gave us this and bethesda won't even release Elder Scrolls 6 until 2025 shows how the AAA industry is pretty much doomed to crash again in the near future.
@@tomlenid699 bro when half the AAA games are pure derivative garbage and refuse to do anything new, that’s a sure sign their entire industry is going downhill. And also, I’m pretty sure the “plebian” insult hasn’t been used in five years
@@tomlenid699 except hes actually right and im sick of people using covid as an excuse for what has been a declining genre for years now. we are living in an era where indie games are much better than most AAA games out there and release in a less fucked state and have more actual gameplay then the ones with massive dev teams and budget. plus the fact that most companies like bethesda just milk the games for as long as possible by releasing different versions of the same game on as many platforms as possible and cutting corners. i mean look at fallout 76 and fallout 4. both were crap compares to the previous titles. every cod game, assassins creed game and battlefield game is basically an asset swap boring dumpster fire every year now. then there is the cyberpunk debacle. fuck i sold my ps5 because i was so fed up of the modern gaming drama and play the nintendo switch instead since they are actually still pretty good at making games etc.
How? Everything about it sucks ass. The armor barely does anything, the alchemy is like 5-6 hours into the game, the enemies predict your attacks and parry you perfectly 80 percent of the time, and the story is the most generic shit ever. No game In history has ever made me so angry before or since, and every mechanic seems cool at first glance, but always turned out to be completely shit in practice. How???
@@madzoroark5396 The game is based on literal history, I wouldn’t say it’s generic. Far from it actually. What game let’s you start off as a literal peasant to work yourself up to a knight? Yeah the combat was hard at first but if you train with Sir Robard or whoever for like 2 hours, the combat becomes pretty easy and satisfying. Not to mention once you have more perks and you unlock new attack combos, you can honestly become overpowered.
You deserve very bit of clout you get my dude cause making people happy the way you do isn't easy and as your fans we are grateful for your time entertaining us. God's speed ya beautiful sock
Agent 14th Century Also: We all love you too J, just keep doing what you enjoy and keep it up with the great content. Very much looking forward to the plushies.
Honestly, watching all the Vods for this game was oddly relaxing and just hilarious to watch. It even made me get the game myself and I gotta say had a blast playing it, the bugs and faults of the game aside I just enjoyed my time!
I remember the stream when JFJ first played KCD and the fandom was so excited trying to backseat game him that he and the mods were visibly angery before the 20 minute mark
5:07 since I recently learned this I thought about sharing. When u fight on horseback the force of the strikes are mostly generated by the motion of the animal. So, if you were to cut some unarmoured peasant's back, just placing the weapon on the right trajectory will do the job. Even if It doesn't seem to carry much power behind it (cause It totally looks like a light tap) it's like having a scythe attacked to the side of a car slice u.
Honestly I didn't know you could lose to Kunesh, but when I found out I decided to lose on purpose while still getting xp, get patched up by mom, then try to open his chest to get the option for lockpicks from Fritz, afterwards get the boys to help me beat up Kunesh for more xp. You can also pick all the herbs in Skalitz to the point of unlocking Leg Day for that strength xp.
Jfj has a sugar momma and that throws 7000 bucks at him and just asks for a thank you Dudes living the dream J if you ever meet this woman you better take her to the most expensive restaurant in Texas
Seeing how happy J is and all these good things happening to him brings me immense joy... I couldn't be more happier to see funny internet sock man get the love he deserves
My man cracked open the armoury chest first try (Probably few tries but he didn't got caught) what a mad lad, I still can't do that and I'm on my 4th playthrough
13:00 is there anymore clips of jfj yelling this loud because i remember when he got this loud with the dbd update/the killer who bonks his head Edit: JFJ has been there for me in toughest of times and I cant thank him enough for picking me up when im down (picking me up as in the jokes and the community being awesome)
If u havent learned How to repar your stuff you can do that at one: the weapon shop. Two: the armory. Third: the clothe store. Forth: the blacksmith! But only the clothe store can repair clothes that isent metal! Hope i helpt :D
"Hey can I borrow 2000$?" fucking Legend
"SHUT THE FUCK UP" even more of a legend
"And she donated more" the Legend to end them all
that was excellent timing on mason's part to reset the room
"Father, why did you leave Prague?"
"Because the citizens were Czech, Henry. Have you ever met a Czech? I felt like they were casting curses on me whenever they spoke!"
ouch
@@josefcerny4620 hey there is worse.
"Because they have yee-yee bottom trimmings there, Henry. Can not even get wenches on their knobs."
not wrong tbh
best comment ive seen all year
This is as close as we're getting to Morrowind 2 in terms of mechanical complexity in modern RPG sims.
To bad the combat in this game is god awful.
@@themeddite How so?
@@themeddite No it isn't the game just never explained how dice mechanics in a D&D game worked.
KDK has the same/similar combat as Morrowind you just have actual feedback for the dice rolls now like being able to see your opponent dodge.
@@kas7423 so there's a stamina system, which is sometimes ok. The problem lies in that not only does it take stamina to swing, but stamina is taken away when you are hit by an enemy (before your health is). Additionally, stamina can only regenerate to whatever your max health happens to be, and regenerates very slowly during combat.
This does two things, firstly it creates a sort of snowball effect where being hit once will permanently reduce that person's effectiveness in combat for a few seconds, compiling on every single hit. If they are hit enough, they can't attack back at all.
All of this is somewhat fine in a duel, or a 1v1. Bandits/basically every enemy fight in groups. Say two hit you at once, the fight is basically over as there is no way for you to make up for the stamina you lost in that first bout.
But that's not the only problem. The devs decided to introduce a system similar to For Honor in the stance aspect. The problem is that, unlike For Honor, there's basically no way to tell what stance an opponent is in, as everyone moves super slow and clunky with little to no "tells". And you can't block an opponent if you are in a different stance to them. Oh, and blocking takes stamina, so even if you get it right, you're still at a defacite as they can keep attacking you.
@@caidpitman3845 so you're disappointed that beating two armed men at the same time is difficult for a peasant with no training?
Most people with money: I'm gonna go to the country club or something
Adam's mom: I'm gonna throw money at the funny internet sock
Thank you Adam's mom for funding our boy
Then sock man: Please, lady, stop. I beg you!
She donated 60k to this guy during the KCD streams, how do people in this covid economy have the money to give away for the memes to *that* extent
@@WyvernWolfe being so successful in life that you can throw money at your fav yt to the point where he is screaming about it
Is she some Lass who earns like 700k per year, won the lottery or some other shit?
@@WyvernWolfe Easy, be a manager or bureaucrat of any of the major corpos or franchises who were given exemption and allowed to function as "necessary" while all the small businesses were forced to shutter their doors
The hell does Adam's Mom even do to drop that kind of cash. Also pog sugar mommy
Wedding planner if I remember correctly
@@SimplyEvan wow she must be pretty fucking rich
perhaps.
brain surgen.
to me it seems those kind of people invest into the silliest shit.
she's laundering it
JFJ said she had an art gallery in New York in one of the EDF streams
That last bit I think he really meant all of that, considering he was losing his shit on how great his life is going
I'd say people like you JFJ, and they like you so much that they want you to be happy because they like seeing you be happy by helping you do what you want to do, make people laugh. Just keep doing this and I think that is how you can repay adams mom, well besides se-
se-
rving her a lovely homemade meal
se-
eing a beautiful area in nature and taking her there to appreciate it
se-
eking out the happiness she wants you to have.
se-
x
@@ducks4208 ReSPECKfully though
“Wow that’s going to get really annoying”
Plays the game for hours on end and gets his own fucking armor and long sword made
??? what??
"I'm going to completely deny sex until wedlock"
Looks like we'll be seeing the Adam'sDad arc someday then.
J, you deserve the world bro. Imagine how hard it is to try and thank you for literally all that you've done to make people happy and laugh. You have a heart of gold and the mouth of a sailor and we cannot be happier that you are in this world doing what you do.
"And she donated more"
Poor J man, poor, poor guy
Not poor anymore.
@@dominicmanester8125 YOU FUCKIN BEAT ME TO IT DAMN YOU IT WAS A GOOD JOKE AND IT STILL IS
Adams mom if you're here thank you so much for donating to J, he's the kinda guy that feels genuinely grateful an confused that people find him entertaining enough to donate actual currency.
I know the rant of thanking was just a thank you but you really do deserve it all. You do so much to make so many people happy, its the highlight of a long work week for me to see you have a new 15 minutes of absolute joy for me to relax to. Keep up the good work J it means a lot to a lot of people :)
I can't even comprehend having that much money to donate, honestly wtffffff.
Adam's mom works in mysterious ways
It's an account shared by all moms who have a child named "Adam"
Was talking with friends but this is more important
You can always talk with friends. But youtube's video Moderation is unpredictable.
Dude you really inspire me, everywhere on youtube theres personalities but youre just yourself and i love that. Never change pleaseeee!
JFJ, you probably won’t see this, but every time I see a notification for your videos or streams I smile, knowing I’m going to enjoy this.
J you are a good person, you're not a superhero or some shit you are just a genuine decent person and we don't have enough people like you in this shitty world. Thank you for being a good human being.
"Adam's mom, how are you able to donate so much!?"
That one wise fella from the chat during the stream: 7:30-7:32
It seriously fucks me up someone donating money like that. God I wish I could support the peeps I like that much man.
Exactly, like what the hell does Adams mom even do to earn that much money
The fact that a small game studio gave us this and bethesda won't even release Elder Scrolls 6 until 2025 shows how the AAA industry is pretty much doomed to crash again in the near future.
Lmao u plebian just because one game studio is refusing to realize the game you want during a pandemic doesnt mean that triple a games are dying
Release
@@tomlenid699 bro when half the AAA games are pure derivative garbage and refuse to do anything new, that’s a sure sign their entire industry is going downhill. And also, I’m pretty sure the “plebian” insult hasn’t been used in five years
@@tomlenid699 except hes actually right and im sick of people using covid as an excuse for what has been a declining genre for years now. we are living in an era where indie games are much better than most AAA games out there and release in a less fucked state and have more actual gameplay then the ones with massive dev teams and budget. plus the fact that most companies like bethesda just milk the games for as long as possible by releasing different versions of the same game on as many platforms as possible and cutting corners. i mean look at fallout 76 and fallout 4. both were crap compares to the previous titles. every cod game, assassins creed game and battlefield game is basically an asset swap boring dumpster fire every year now. then there is the cyberpunk debacle. fuck i sold my ps5 because i was so fed up of the modern gaming drama and play the nintendo switch instead since they are actually still pretty good at making games etc.
Man that ending was the best ending to a video I've ever seen.
Literally one of my favorite games ever made.
How? Everything about it sucks ass. The armor barely does anything, the alchemy is like 5-6 hours into the game, the enemies predict your attacks and parry you perfectly 80 percent of the time, and the story is the most generic shit ever. No game In history has ever made me so angry before or since, and every mechanic seems cool at first glance, but always turned out to be completely shit in practice. How???
@@madzoroark5396 just like any other game, git gud scrub. Haven't finished story though.
@@madzoroark5396 get fucking good then
@@madzoroark5396 The game is based on literal history, I wouldn’t say it’s generic. Far from it actually. What game let’s you start off as a literal peasant to work yourself up to a knight? Yeah the combat was hard at first but if you train with Sir Robard or whoever for like 2 hours, the combat becomes pretty easy and satisfying. Not to mention once you have more perks and you unlock new attack combos, you can honestly become overpowered.
Kingdom Come: Deliverance - Tax Return of the Sugar Mommy.
I love how he jokes around by talking normally to the ye olden characters, then immediately recites memes in ye olden talk
I remember killing the bandit leader with one poke to the head, most anticlimactic boss battle ever
Head Cracker is a anticlimactic but funny way to deal with Runt
You deserve very bit of clout you get my dude cause making people happy the way you do isn't easy and as your fans we are grateful for your time entertaining us. God's speed ya beautiful sock
12:43 my favorite part of that stream. It made me breakdown in laughter so hard.
I was there when it was said that “There probably will be no Kingdom Come is fun” and am happy this is reality
“I’m going to completely decline sex”
Ah the devote Christian run
2:14, that “cut fookin onion lad” had me rolling bruh.
Bruh the last part of this vid though “Hey can I borrow two thousand dollars” Made me fucking die
1:05 going for the Tactical Fellatio
Hehe
YESSSSS. I JUST STARTED PLAYING THIS LAST WEEK. AND YOU PICK IT UP TOO. LET'S GOOOOOO
3:57 alright I'm buying this😂
these streams were over the top man, so much fun to watch
Agent 14th Century
Also: We all love you too J, just keep doing what you enjoy and keep it up with the great content. Very much looking forward to the plushies.
Also, the combat gets extremely responsive later on. It only feels janky because Henry is a troglodyte
Honestly, watching all the Vods for this game was oddly relaxing and just hilarious to watch. It even made me get the game myself and I gotta say had a blast playing it, the bugs and faults of the game aside I just enjoyed my time!
bro adams mom is actually an incredible person. lots of love to her!!
I remember the stream when JFJ first played KCD and the fandom was so excited trying to backseat game him that he and the mods were visibly angery before the 20 minute mark
You are by far one of the most wholesome and genuine content creator I have seen, keep it up
5:07 since I recently learned this I thought about sharing.
When u fight on horseback the force of the strikes are mostly generated by the motion of the animal.
So, if you were to cut some unarmoured peasant's back, just placing the weapon on the right trajectory will do the job. Even if It doesn't seem to carry much power behind it (cause It totally looks like a light tap) it's like having a scythe attacked to the side of a car slice u.
He actually made the fucking video
Honestly I didn't know you could lose to Kunesh, but when I found out I decided to lose on purpose while still getting xp, get patched up by mom, then try to open his chest to get the option for lockpicks from Fritz, afterwards get the boys to help me beat up Kunesh for more xp. You can also pick all the herbs in Skalitz to the point of unlocking Leg Day for that strength xp.
you used to be able to drop the sword in skallitz then pick it up later
Bro, I actually never noticed the floppy disk symbol on the item that saves the game. That's awesome! lol
JFJ casually playing all the games i like
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS JANK???" about sums up Kingdom Come.
The voicecracks were amazing
The way he said bread 😂
i love the adam's mom narrative arc
Mason: *Opens door* Can I borrow 2000 dollars?
What a classic 👏👏
Jfj has a sugar momma and that throws 7000 bucks at him and just asks for a thank you
Dudes living the dream
J if you ever meet this woman you better take her to the most expensive restaurant in Texas
I find the opening scene funny. game is realistic when it comes to armor but Henry's dad gets a lightsaber in the beginning lol
Bro I ship JFJ and Adam's mom tbh, he should become Adam's dad
Pissing myself that he said "Do I have to drink an alcohol"
This is exactly what I've been waiting for
I remember watching the KC:D streams, hell of a journey
I am fascinated by this mysterious eldritch entity that is Adam’s mom.
An ok game that could hit really good heights with just some quality of life changes which can right now only be provided by mods
Loved these streams, hope we get more.
I just love how wholesome you are J
You may be a sock on the internet but you're our sock on the internet. Keep it up, and god bless you.
I dont know how people can just give away 1,000 dollars
Love you too J
1:01 “oh this is gar- *HEAVY WEEZE*
Thank you texan sock man
Seeing how happy J is and all these good things happening to him brings me immense joy... I couldn't be more happier to see funny internet sock man get the love he deserves
My man cracked open the armoury chest first try (Probably few tries but he didn't got caught) what a mad lad, I still can't do that and I'm on my 4th playthrough
Not a phone in sight just people living in the moment
this is why jfj is the best
I genuinely wonder who the hell adams mom is and where they’re getting all this donation money from
the mother of Adam, obviously
elon musk
JFJ the Kingdom Coom experience
No mater what we breed we're still are made of seed this is my Kingdom-...
13:00 is there anymore clips of jfj yelling this loud because i remember when he got this loud with the dbd update/the killer who bonks his head
Edit: JFJ has been there for me in toughest of times and I cant thank him enough for picking me up when im down (picking me up as in the jokes and the community being awesome)
Yes so excited for this series
Witness a sock try and fail multiple times trying to fight a drunkard
Adam's Mom has got it going on
Bro Adam's mom is just too cool
Adam’s Mom is singlehandedly paying J’s rent
i actually never noticed theres a floppy disk on the savior snaps...thats fucking funny
I remember being in the stream when you swore up and down that this video wouldn’t happen. Glad to see you changed your mind
I hope it includes the part where he screeches at chat.
I WAS LITERALLY PLAYING THIS GAME TWO DAYS AGO
I swear to god I can’t watch any of your videos without them getting derailed by adam’s mom. That woman is everywhere.
Alternate Title: Adam’s Mom Appreciation Video
Rip henrys dad, probably got his spine all fucked up with that cut
I love I just started my playthrough last night and see J has his
Adam’s Mom coming in MVP
MORE, I WANT TO SEE A GOD BE BORN
If u havent learned How to repar your stuff you can do that at one: the weapon shop. Two: the armory. Third: the clothe store. Forth: the blacksmith! But only the clothe store can repair clothes that isent metal! Hope i helpt :D
"Dad wrere are you ?"
"Sorry kid but ye dad is really bad at pvp"
Funny thing, I got put in jail at the very beginning, and died due to the fires from the pillaging. Fun game
This is the best way to laugh and smile, man, i love this channel and all it brings
I love this game dude, put a lot of time and effort into it. Got a headache everytime I tried to compute whatever bullshit i was doing.
Love you too J man
I've played this game for 400 hours and I had literally no idea you could gang up on that hobo with the boys
Video should be titled sugar mommy funds sock knight's crusade against the cumans
7:20 hehe thats me!
Adam's mom is a national treasure
Ah yes, maybe it's fun when you're not falling through some stairs
Whats that music called at the very beginning of the video?