9:35 killed me. Imagine you're a spy among the Luftwaffe intelligence, and your trying your best to remain undetected under intense scrutiny, and you just see this brainlet slowly pushing a double barreled shotgun out the window while asking "Do you think they'll notice this?"
You're gonna have to kill A LARGE amount of nazis JFJ: Piece of cake, all I need is a pencil Great, by the way how well do You swim? JFJ: *Fearful screaming*
@@nauro9187 I think that's the one where you don't like seeing man-made objects underwater, though I would contest that he has general thalassaphobia, considering he fears water in general and, apparently, sharks in particular.
"You might have Flap and the rich lady under your spell, but it's gonna take more than that to impres-" _Sees Lever Action Repeater reload_ *"OOOOOOHH!"*
How the hell has respawn entertainment made a fast paced FPS, a Star Wars souls like, a hit battle royale, and now a VR game, and still done well on most, medal of honor is ok, but also the first VR game they made. For being a fairly small company, they are doing good in multiple very different genres
@@matnar0285 I mean they made Titanfall 2, one of my personal favorite fps games, so the bar was set pretty high since then, and they've hit it pretty much everytime.
@@t.m.m.8137 ikr, titanfall 2 is underrated, got cucked on announcement as well. And they've managed to make multiple good games while under EA, which can't be easy considering they rush out games
Ollie: uhhh ... Hey Sarge? I think lieutenant has brain dama- Sarge: shut it Ollie the grown-ups are talking. Lieutenant in the corner: *slowly aims shotgun at sarge*
@Sahid Hernandez i was doing actual calculations using a jar, i assumed that the cap of a grenade would be, for safety purposes as hard to open as a mason jar full of 3 month old raspberry jam
The horrified screaming at having to swim and seeing the sharks got me so bad, I've never heard so much genuine fear in someone's voice in an action game
I scoffed at the mine detector segment. For some reason, that was what just pushed me over the edge. "We're gonna make a mine detecting segment just like they did back in Medal of Honor Breakthrough!" "Oh really? What if we violated the coolness of that segment by adding a red highlight to mines as we the player navigates it so that its incredibly obvious that it's just a really linear path to the other side of the patch of mines?" "GREAT!" I can't tell if I'm nitpicking or not. *Cries in dying nostalgia*
"How do you unscrew this with your teeth?" Cut to me who hates 2-liter soda bottle caps with a passion and dislikes the sting of having to grip onto them so tightly that it leaves indents in your fingers: *You make a loopdie loop and pull-*
Your skills with ADOBE for your sock cartoon skits in the begining of your videos is vastly improving sir. I can almost smell the sock its so lifelike!
JFJ having an extreme fear of open water/sharks is EXTREMELY justified. Can’t tell you how many nightmares I’ve had from that shit just from being in a lake, so I can only imagine how it is for the ocean.
Hey jfj as a fellow texan I just wanted to say I really enjoy your videos and streams when this video came out I was having really bad issues with my parents and this cheered me up a lot so just wanted to thank Mr. Cowboy sock man
Imagine being able to know the future of the battle ahead like JFJ. You would be the only insane person who is actually very sane from knowing how bad it gets.
Sock gets addicted to military painkillers, kills Nazis and commits war crimes against his fellow soldiers
you act as if thats a surprise
@@axelmanning5055 nah dudes just suggesting an alternate title XD
Breaking News: local texan sock commits mass genocide and violates the geneva convention
So Tuesday
and 15K people liked it
Fun fact: The creator of the game added a ping for the m1 garand after that negative comment
That's fucking awesome
Hmm I'm guessing you mean ping?
@@qm230 yes i wroted that wrong, thanks
@@RL_235 you mean wrote?
@@anthonysmall8438 you mean nobody cares because it’s the internet?
damn, imagine those yanks actually rolling up on the beach in reverse...
Biggus thinkus over here
Taking the whole boat with them
Wait.. a Texan is called a yank and not the Midwest? I'm offended, but whatever works.
Am I the only one that thought the five adrenaline shot in his chest was hilarious
The boat had legs
The Texas pic at the beginning got me when it shouldn’t have
Who needs a girlfriend if you have Texas as your lover
I saw this comment and asked my self "what texas pic?" And then I saw it and started dying.
Is he from Texas
@@justinpalos3021 y3
@@I_am_dude-e9x I agree.
9:35 killed me. Imagine you're a spy among the Luftwaffe intelligence, and your trying your best to remain undetected under intense scrutiny, and you just see this brainlet slowly pushing a double barreled shotgun out the window while asking "Do you think they'll notice this?"
And then he just blows an officer’s legs off.
I can’t laughing
5 seconds later:
.......I think they noticed.
OH YOU THINK!?
(20 minutes later)
“All you had to do was burn some lists! How did it go so wrong?”
“Uh…bad weather.”
“The lists were inside!”
@@error4v0r47 Mayhaps he meant the rain of bullets that were falling upon him. Or he's just stupid, I dunno. 🤷
Literally any character: _Exists_
JFJ: *So, you have chosen death.*
Literally any demon : exists : super shotgun so you have chosen death
You can't spell "Nihilistic mass murdering Sockboy" without
*NI-*
@@IronChefBear very creative very good
I downloaded this game. When I open it in Steam, i only see two dagger like prisms. That's it. How do I get into the game?
JFJ: sees lever action Rifle
JFJ: Surprise noises
JFJ: Discovers he can 1 hand reload it
JFJ: **EXCITED NOSIES**
yeeeha intensifies
Now imagine him playing H3VR, he'd have a field day with it
When your dream is to be the scout from team fortress 2:
@@markhirsch6301 he already did
@@ther6sshieldmain937 unfortunately I didn't know that until later, I just really thought the game would be perfect for him
"he once killed 2 soldiers in the war with a PENCIL"
With a fookin pencil!
very reliable and well respected historical weapon
Imagine walking up to someone in the barracks and you ask them.
"what caliber is your gun?"
" *pencil* "
some tarantino shit
Scariest shit ive ever seen.
"I'm nineteen"
JFJ: HAAH SARGE GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY
"I'm 16"
JFJ: *wheeze intensifies*
JFJ: GET A LOAD OF TH-
*Literally Deflates*
You're gonna have to kill A LARGE amount of nazis
JFJ: Piece of cake, all I need is a pencil
Great, by the way how well do You swim?
JFJ: *Fearful screaming*
Im pretty sure he has submechanophobia like i do
@@theratstomper8599 so fear of submarine transformers?
@@nauro9187 I think that's the one where you don't like seeing man-made objects underwater, though I would contest that he has general thalassaphobia, considering he fears water in general and, apparently, sharks in particular.
I still love how Sarge just looks over at you when you're bothering him
someone trying to be stealthy: don't wake the guard.
JFJ: straight PIMP SLAPS THE GUY AND TAKES THE KEY.
"You might have Flap and the rich lady under your spell, but it's gonna take more than that to impres-"
_Sees Lever Action Repeater reload_
*"OOOOOOHH!"*
How the hell has respawn entertainment made a fast paced FPS, a Star Wars souls like, a hit battle royale, and now a VR game, and still done well on most, medal of honor is ok, but also the first VR game they made. For being a fairly small company, they are doing good in multiple very different genres
That's because Respawn Entertainment are a competent game company.
@@t.m.m.8137 and apparently very skilled
@@matnar0285 I mean they made Titanfall 2, one of my personal favorite fps games, so the bar was set pretty high since then, and they've hit it pretty much everytime.
@@t.m.m.8137 ikr, titanfall 2 is underrated, got cucked on announcement as well. And they've managed to make multiple good games while under EA, which can't be easy considering they rush out games
Top bad Apex is garbage
JFJ On Land: One Man Army, kills Nazis with pencils just as well as he does with a Trench Gun
JFJ At Sea: "SAAAAAAAAAAARGE!"
Sarge: "Pretend to hurt yourself on these rusty nails"
Medal of Honor recipient: Smacks them like a bongo
4:54 Something about JFJ flipping knives at Mach 2 saying “I am ze spy” just cracks me up.
CHOWDAH, PASS ME THE MG42
19:58 JFJ may not have seen a Star Wars movie but he's _definitely_ seen Last Crusade
13:23 i love how this entire bit was like genuine 1940s comedy
"O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OW-OWOW-OUCH"
Yeah me too man
Doom 1 and 2 be like
Ollie: uhhh ... Hey Sarge? I think lieutenant has brain dama-
Sarge: shut it Ollie the grown-ups are talking.
Lieutenant in the corner: *slowly aims shotgun at sarge*
"How do you unscrew this with your teeth?" Well...you need a tongue the ladies like.
@@galactikinferno8567 you'd need a tongue as long as the diameter of the pickle jar
@Sahid Hernandez you'd need a very sticky toungue to do it that way, most woment aren't into that
@Sahid Hernandez well, at that point you would probably have to grip it so hard it would just break the jar
@Sahid Hernandez i was doing actual calculations using a jar, i assumed that the cap of a grenade would be, for safety purposes as hard to open as a mason jar full of 3 month old raspberry jam
13:36 Goofy voted for Hoover 7-13 years after he ran lmao
The only time J ever feels comfortable in the ocean is in a Prawn suit
20:13 is the best clip I've seen in my life
J: *throws grenade with 1 second left on the table*
Sarge (in a calm voice): “what are you doing”
"Gee I hope this u-boat doesn't blow up whiile I'm in here on the bottom of the ocean"
15:30
Remember:
*_It's always faster to pull out your secondary than reloading_*
Every time a cutscene plays, some random dude gets shot by the sock. I have never laughed so hard.
1:48 The Army in a nutshell
4:30 the m67 frag grenade otherwise known as the woman-be-gone
Come on man. Its not a M67. Its the MWD W D stands for woman destroyer
Believe it or not it also works on men
That’s an MK2 Fragmentation grenade but yeah.
4:35
"The Rifleman, staring JFJ as Lucas McCain"
Gets shot in the head “breathes in” anyway what was I say oh yeah
remember, if you ever see jfj coming at you with a knife jump into a pool, he wont follow you there
JFJ: I fear no man. But that thing...
*Ocean*
JFJ: It scares me
At 14:27 you can hear the genuine FEAR in J’s voice.
Local Texan committed multiple war crimes against Hugo Boss fans in Paris and Germany.
"alright, direct approach"
*Loud bonk*
17:33 me basically in any open world game with lots of civies
This is where the fun begins
'Hey guys! Welcome to me stream! WE'RE STORMING NORMANDY!'
A regular JFJ Stream, amiright?
Fuckin “direct approach” at 19:07 had me rollin
13:23 the entire bit there just kills me
"You people are fucking insane"
Said the man dropping an active grenade in the middle of the group
17:25
That was the "yankee with no brim" "yooo" sound but very much slowed down
That ending really only made me want to watch JFJ play Subnautica in VR even more.
Doesn’t exist atleast a version that doesn’t suck
21:07 "I wonder why bad guys stop evacuating just to attack the main player, like the ship is literally sideways."
JFJ shortly after:
“Alright direct approach” decks the foreman into the wall
The horrified screaming at having to swim and seeing the sharks got me so bad, I've never heard so much genuine fear in someone's voice in an action game
“Would you like to join the OSS?”
*Thumbs down, laughs hysterically”
22:58 *Moves a black pawn back towards his side*
"Checkmate"
He was working for the other side the whole time.
I scoffed at the mine detector segment. For some reason, that was what just pushed me over the edge.
"We're gonna make a mine detecting segment just like they did back in Medal of Honor Breakthrough!" "Oh really? What if we violated the coolness of that segment by adding a red highlight to mines as we the player navigates it so that its incredibly obvious that it's just a really linear path to the other side of the patch of mines?" "GREAT!" I can't tell if I'm nitpicking or not.
*Cries in dying nostalgia*
17:29
*"Yankee with no brim"*
What has been seen cannot be unseen😂
The fear in his voice rising as he realizes he’s going into d-day is fuckin hilarious
5:25 His smile and optimism: gone
North Korean Officials after Kim Jong Un threatens the US with a nuke: 14:26
“I bet you f*cking money he dies.”
Oh boy. If only he knew how right he was..
"How do you unscrew this with your teeth?"
Cut to me who hates 2-liter soda bottle caps with a passion and dislikes the sting of having to grip onto them so tightly that it leaves indents in your fingers: *You make a loopdie loop and pull-*
1:50 this made me laugh way too hard
Jfj at the end: *painfully screaming* SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDGE!!!!!!!
This was hilarious all the way through, good shit man. I look toward to seeing more great content from ya!
He is, the sock-spy, a master of disguise, he can hide in your shoe, and drawer and strike whenever you need some feet blankets.
"Wow she's so strong and powerful anyway check out this knife."
*Rise of Skywalker flashbacks intensify*
4:17 "IT'S A LONG WAY TO TIPPERARY, ITS A LONG WAY I KNOW, IT'S A LONG WAY TO TIPPERARY, TO THE-"
"NO NO NO NO, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE." "We're storming Normandy with a sixteen year old, WHAT THE FUCK" best quotes
This implies there is going to be a part 2. And I’m all for that
Edit: WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY LIKES WTF
what implies part 2
@@adamtaurus7840 Watch his streams and find out
I may have been wrong
@@consul282 yes :(
Your version of the long way to tipperary backed by machine gun fire is the best one i've heard yet
Your skills with ADOBE for your sock cartoon skits in the begining of your videos is vastly improving sir. I can almost smell the sock its so lifelike!
“Hi welcome to the stream were just STORMING NORMADY”
"And what kind of content does this JFJ guy upload ?"
"He stormed Omaha Beach"
Nice video. appreciate the shark bit lol. Imagine if you where actually afraid of sharks though and played this.
JFJ having an extreme fear of open water/sharks is EXTREMELY justified. Can’t tell you how many nightmares I’ve had from that shit just from being in a lake, so I can only imagine how it is for the ocean.
first shot.... boat driving backwards. top quality my boy!
I like how they couldn't bother giving the MG42 even half of it's historical RoF. Sounds like a Maxim gun instead.
19:10 he really said move aside
The direct approach:BONK!
You play this like a mixture of doom slayer, John Wick and a crackhead that stumbled out of a rehabilitation facility
19:10 direct approach
Hey jfj as a fellow texan I just wanted to say I really enjoy your videos and streams when this video came out I was having really bad issues with my parents and this cheered me up a lot so just wanted to thank Mr. Cowboy sock man
6:57 it sounds like the train is going "weeeeeeeee"
The only thing that can stop his blood lust is some good old American adrenaline
Also open water
honestly this was one of the best videos
21:19 for just a moment I thought he was going full Kratos and was going to pull Ollie toward him with the chain
Imagine being able to know the future of the battle ahead like JFJ. You would be the only insane person who is actually very sane from knowing how bad it gets.
that rifle sniper scope system is how fallout 4 vr does it lol
J swoocing right through the pistol tutorial was something I did not expect but that I fully should have.
4:18 when he started singing I remembered bf5 and I actually had a fcking heart attack because it was so like that in the war story
THAT SHARK HAS A GUN J! GET DOWN
I feel that fear of the water section on a deep level.
because the sound of the ping is the metal clinging when you empty it yourself there's not as much force. It's just realistic
My man clearly doesn't have strong opposable teeth like the rest of us.
18:54 that absolutely killed me like he just gave the fuck up
holy hell this streamer is right up my alley, he's texan and he makes TF2 references
God, I wasn’t even playing and I tensed up when he got to the submarine level. Fuck the ocean
That Spy impression is spot on, Jesus Christ
I’ve never clicked faster on a video except for JFJ videos
You sir, have got a new subscriber. Thanks for makeing me laugh
6:35
Favorite part right there
4:54 laughed so hard at 3am that I woke up one of my neighbors