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Rad
Phew...
Holy crap its the main character!!!!!
IT'S HIM IT'S THE MAIN CHARACTER,THE PROTAGONIST,THE LEAD LAD HOLY SHIT
JFJ May I make one request could we have the dance floor sock as it’s own video since it is amazing
JFJ yes
He has never killed anyone, yet drop kicks a man out of a window
(Spoiler). To be fair, he did survive.
believe me, that isnt even CLOSE to the most insane thing Kiryu has done ..... hes beaten the shit out of tigers with his bare hands
guy who got drop kicked out a window: I'm back!
JFJ: *Grabs double barrel*
I've seen Kiryu smash a motorcycle off someone's face. Just goes to show how tough Japanese people are!
@@mikezbr Just waiting for the incoming nuke joke at this point lol
Sock lost in another country finds his new home in: *JAPANESE DISCO*
Sounds like the plot of a slice-of-life anime
Bruh ......THATS RAD
@@stuffandthings834 I'd watch it.
"This karaoke shit's great!"
O JFJ just you wait 20 minutes for the Disco baby!
Z Money CINDERELLA!!!!
Not to be a buzzkill, but he's already found it...
Unpopular opinion. Karaoke is better than disco
Silver Turtlewax Hm why do you say that? I like Disco more mainly just because of the music selection and it feels more epic
@@mrfootfxtish9430 It might just be me but the disco just doesnt work right. The squares are hard to see and hit proper timing and the music doesnt line up very well with the rhythm of the minigame. Karaoke lines up much better and is easier to pick up and enjoy rather than something you need to open your third eye just to do well.
90% of JFJ in combat;
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Hmmm
It seems as tho the data has changed from 90% to around 50% to 10% throughout experiment prototype 0 and 3
And 5% of singing Devil trigger and 5% of yelling non sense
The Yakuza series is probably one of favorites in the past decade, it just gets better and better every game.
Then the turn based RPG Yakuza got announced and I washed my hands of the series.
@@SajirouPlays Yours maybe, but me and many others are excited for the Western release of 7.
@@SajirouPlays Next game will be an rpg if people will like it. They will return to beat them up style for sure ( maybe spin offs are going to be turn based.
In the end the gameplay will be just like Majima Construction’s minigame, if you played that you know how it makes minutes feel like hours
@@fungustheturd4004 I feel like that's more of the Cabaret Club mini game. Its fun but you just stare at a screen and watch the money go up. Granted I did do all of the coliseum battles before I knew how to get characters on Majima Construction so I was overpowered but lets overlook that.
I think this is the happiest I’ve heard J in a long time. I’m so proud.
Roman Torchwick. I was thinking the same thing
Yakuza 0 tends to do that to people.
Couldn't help myself from yelling your username like majima
@@CrimsonWild lol kiwami is better because of the "KIRYU-CHAN" no pun intended, maybe a lil
KIRYU CHANNNNNNN
Man, Kiryu's so cool. I wish he was the main character.
Majima is still amazing too
He is
Pablo Ruiz that’s the joke
@@kingstonkennen256 no it isn't
@@Celery296 r/woooosh
Kiryu doesn't kill but he sure as hell makes a lot of vegetables
So, Japanese batman?
And a lot of mashed potato-
@@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 Japanese Batman, indeed
great vegetables
Dude, this video. The whole experience from joking about the main character, the chat, to the ending patrons/member scroll. I love this channel and the work and fun that goes into it. Keep up the good work you beautiful bastard.
I don't believe it, this level of quality shouldn't exist, impossibru
WHAT SONG IS IT THOUGH!
Remember folks, Kiryu has NEVER killed a man. He may have put several people in permanent comas but never killed a single person in his entire life...
Truly a righteous man
Batman would be proud ಥ‿ಥ
People say he did kill people in the shooting minigame but he didn't kill them.... the bullets did.
@@neoarmstrongcyclonejetarms6680 rubber bullets and explosions
Not "directly" anyway
has never killed anyone
**tombstones a man's head into the road**
Well, canonically, he never did.
*But it wasn't due to lack of trying*
Well if you think about it they all probably bleed out on the street later so technically kiryu didnt kill them the internal bleding did
Nahh man, he planted them so that they get nurtured better.
Rest in pieces!!!!! That doesn’t count!!!, (I scream this whenever Kiryu does a tombstone)
Every fight in this game can be summed up like this.
"HE'S GOING UP THE LADDER!"
Chappie underrated comment
“OH LAWD!”
Yakuza "BY GAWD ALMIGHTY THAT MAN IS BROKEN IN HALF HE HAD A FAMILY BY GWAD" 0
"GET READY TO SLUMMMBEEEER~"
"OOOH~ THAT BROTHER GOOONE~!"
"Good Lord he's RIPPED!"
Let's be honest that was our reaction too when Kuze revealed his bod. And we were still caught off guard with the other lieutenants bodies too. Also who else feels an intense amount of joy of seeing another person falling in love with everything that happens in this game? Like most of this guy's reactions were my reactions since Yakuza 0 was my introduction to the series too.
JFJ: Patriarch of the Texas Family, a America Clan Subsidiary.
Todd Howard, when is Skyrim 2?
Todd Howard, when is Skyrim 2?
Bro it’s not the real Todd what are you doing bro no it’s not him bro
I really don’t know man I don’t know what to do
@@2013HORSEMEATSCANDAL probably beg and grovel if it's Todd himself
I now want JFJ to scream "THAT'S THE MAIN CHARACTER!" to everyone he meets when he goes to Tokyo.
Kiryu "So if I beat you 100 guys there wont be a war between families since I am not yakuza right?" Kazuma
04:06 "Nah ive a got a friend waiting for me.. he is the main character"
i'm literally fucking dying
So judging by J's wheezes and squeals, I can safely hypothesize that he is in fact the male version of Shenpai.
Surprisingly accurate. Didn’t expect to find another Shenpai fan here
Can we get a moment of silence for the hours of footage he has and will have to watch again to edit?
If it's this good, I think it'll just be him laughing while he gets arthritis and a bad back from the 20 hours he's about a spend on a single night binging yukiza
30 minutes of an adult screaming over heat action
thats yakuza magic
16:25 A C T I O N
I’m always so happy when someone learns about Yakuza haha
When is the main character going to be introduced though?
LlamaKicker 72 the real main character of the franchise is Majima
@@chefofthetrash I'm just waiting. I'm just waiting for him to get to Majima introduction :D
eh in like 5 years
@@Aurilion44 OKYAKSAMA KAMISAMA
Aurilion44 you will never get there because you will be at the bowling alley and the arcade with the occasional side quests (I know it’s late but I just had to say it)
27:54 and y'all wanna say Yakuza man has NEVER KILLED ANYONE
Gravity was a paid actor and that pavement is just a plush shock absorber painted as a pavement.
13:30
He's never killed a man, but he has most certainly made them vegetables.
john yakuza is innocent i promise
“What’s your beef?!”
*Aggressively pushes yellow lady around*
29 minutes of JFJ just basically being me when I started playing Yakuza 0 as my introduction into the series
That's Rad
This is me a month ago lol
Kiryu: *hits someone*
JFJ: *happiness scream*
*when there's a main story but you go to the disco*
*rad*
I have to warn you, that game is as serious as it is wacky
Also, when you find a vending machine, stack up on almost everything in it, because each beverage gives a little health, but 10 juice cans almost gives full health
oh I just consume full to-go burger meals
i keep cases of sushi in my pockets
i carry a crap ton of energy drinks
Kiryu's benefactor: "Get us the Small Lot, otherwise there will be consequences."
Kiryu: "HEARTO BUREKKU MERMAIDO" *clapclapclap*
Kiryu is like the batman of yakuza, he's never killed anyone, only puts them in the hospital while they suffer from brain damage and broken spines
I've never seen you before and I clicked on this because Yakuza.
YOU ARE THE GODDAMN HYPE MAN.
SUBBED.
HARD SAME
how do I subscribe twice
LET'S....
← ↑ → ↓
*PARTY ✰ NIGHT*
*BREEEEEAKING ZA LAAAAAAW*
Heimskr, Prophet of Talos BREAKING ZA WARLD KOWASEEEEE
KIRISAKE TENDAHNESS
@@andrewmellors5035 jojo fans: W O K E
@@Joshyoni WER BREKING ZE RUUUUL
This is the start of the series that slowly turned JFJ from being a jokester in the beginning to caring a TON about the life of Kiryu and the side characters, and you can see that even more in Kiwami and Kiwami 2.
This game is 20% cooler when u realize "kiryu" is basically "metal dragon" in Japanese.
what you talking about? Kiryu in Japanese is "桐生", where 桐 is the name of a tree and 生 means life.
Man, hearing "Friday Night", listening to this guy bust a nut every time there's an over the top Heat action, makes me teary eyed.
Bakamitai...
“Yo we are loaded we are kinda epic”.
“Oh we are getting stolen from we aren’t epic”
To this day, my favorite thing about Kiryu's defense prior to finding out the guy was shot was "I just beat the everliving shit out of him!" Like, Kiryu. Buddy. Pal. Friend. Bro. People _can_ straight up just die from injuries caused by, say, SMASHING AN ENTIRE MOTORBIKE ON THEIR SKULL.
22:35
JFJ: *brushes past someone*
The person JFJ brushed by: "THEN PARISH!"
Jfj seems to be channeling Joseph Joestar with all those "OH MY GOOOOD" he keeps exclaiming.
Where it all began
The moment JFJ said ‘this is such a good fucking game’ fighting kuze I knew he was in
Without this, J would have never caught the Tuna and become John "Tuna" Yakuza 3
It is intoxicating how much you enjoyed this. Had a big ol' smile on my face the whole time lol.
"This is a serious game about Yakuza life"
Bruh J playing this is wholesome AF
"I, Kiryu Giovanna, have a dream."
were gonna get like 12 more yakuza is fun arnt we
0 is pretty long
We got only half of that, but counting kiwami, that’s only 7 episodes right now.
I love seeing reactions to people just playing the series for the first time
8:05 I can't collect your debt without getting closer
*insert dio line*
I can't wait until he gets Majima's knife
Sometimes, I forget that the Yakuza series is actually approved by the actual Yakuza.
Wait really? (I feel as tho I'm asking a stupid question)
@@justinbell2166 Yeah actual Yakuza members have straight-up said that the portrayal of yakuza clan politics and such are pretty accurate. Although they did comment on how getting into big 1 vs. 20+ man brawls isn't realistic. It probably helps that Sega has connections with actual Yakuza and had a scandal come about when they hired some of they to so some shit I can't quite remember at the moment.
@@dantethewanderer4989 huh, pretty interesting. The more ya know.
Kiryu seems so cool. He'd make a great main character
"A WEER DAYWNAMYTE BOI, FROM THE MIDDLE *WHEEZE*"
6:35
Most perfectly timed donation thing ever, seeing in what happens to Awano lmao.
It's always so fun watching someone love their time with an amazing series/game
“A dynamite boy, for the middle east”
Hey it might be a messed up joke but at least my region got mentioned
9:06 "I JUST WANTED TO BUILD A WALL-" gets me every time 😆
9:30 JFJ just accidentally encounters a duplication glitch...
Hey, fun fact, that awesome game is apparently made mainly of recycled assets and leftover of other games, yet is a game that deserve aaaa rating
Damn watching people playing Yakuza and seeing their reactions is always fun.
yakuza 0: the search for the main character
Most of my laughter was straight up caused by j's reactions to the mad fuckin heat abilities of the game.
J's character arc of knowing nothing or really caring about this game series to being genuinely emotionally invested in it is legendary
I’m rewatching this and I can’t believe the main character hasn’t appeared
The fact that this has still not hit 1 million is confusing to me
I. Have. Been. WAITING FOR SO LONG.
AND IT WAS WORTH IT!
ikr
I really need to see J play through the rest of the series. I’ve watched through this series four times now
Haha loved this, the joy of watching someone play these for the first time is a blast
I think I speak for all of us when I say we need more Yakuza
Cavemen when they discover fire 11:12
The oozing enthusiasm from this video is amazing. Thank you for bestowing this radiating happiness to us fiefs and peasantry.
this is what game commentary is supposed to be
loud reactions to cool shit
Oh god yes you’re playing all the 6 other games that’s non negotiable
You're missing Of The End ;)
@@JayAreAitch in that case you're missing Judgment, Kenzan, Ishin, Kuroyhou 1 and 2
Y’know as I follow the series (from 0-3 so far), hearing you do voices for certain characters like Kiryu and Bacchus, you’ve got some serious potential to be a voice actor, yeah you’re screwing around most of the time but with some practice you could probably do very well
Couldn't agree more!
Ahhhhhh... a man of fellow culture. Yakuza 0 is actually my favorite game of all time. Mainly because of the radical music, amazing combat, bombastic story, and totally didn't spent 20 hours playing pocket circuit racing, dressing up and talking to waifus, and spending time running around, touching buildings as Kiryu... yeah, best game.
Try the others if you haven't yet(Except Dead Souls) you wont be disappointed. Especially Yakuza 6, it had some moments that had me tearing up big time
@@Ashurman666 Don't worry friend, I cover Yakuza 0, Yakuza Kiwami (Both 1 and 2) and majority of them I have gotten over 90% completion, next up on the list is Yakuza 3 (preferably remastered collection)
I actually fucking love this video you can easily tell how much fun you are having with the game, it’s a weird mix of goofy and holyfuckthatsbadass
jfj is the reason i bought this game and beat it, and i still am playing it over and over again. Thank you for introducing me to this series, its amazing.
I wouldnt mind this being continued, it seems like J wouldn't mind either.
11:20 I FR WAS EATING NOODLES AS THAT PART TOO
i just saw rich kenshiro from fist of the north star go up to the joker from batman and purchase an expensive outfit, a modded pistol, and a master ball from pokemon
where the fuck is my wallet, i need this game
0:32 “wapanese” Elmer fud in ww2 goin “it’s wapanese season”
It’s honestly a shame I can’t like this twice
All jokes aside, I love how JFJ went from not knowing who any of these characters were to getting genuinely emotional over them.
Love how JFJ thinks everyone's a main character but not Kiryu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"IT'S THE MAIN CHARACTER!"
Oh? You're approaching me?
I've gotta get close to collect your debt.
Oh ho! Then come as close as you like.
Can't wait for you to fight the 2 secret bosses that you get after completing all the sidestories aka sidemissions (it might take a while)
GLAD THIS VIDEO POPPED UP ON MY TIMELINE , IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR LIKE 2 MONTHS!!!!!❤❤❤
7:40 There I am! I'm glad I got to join you!
I've seen his playthrough like 5 or 6 times now but JFJ is just keeps it so damn funny each time 😆
That was a REALLY good video, and I loved watching the streams!
25:04
Kiryu: *begins dancing*
Random guy that JUST started going to the club and sees that the moment they walk in: OH FUCK!!
i need more of this
now
please, dad
We still haven’t met the main character, but true fans know it’s the clown who’s the main character.
Yo, so umm, what do I gotta do to get you to play the rest of the yakuza series?
I'm glad im not the only one that thinks of that song whenever i see earth angel lol
Kiryu givin’ everyone a taste of THE MURRAY
Humble begins to a man who will soon fall in love with this franchise.
I didnt know kiryu was a chef
Cuz hes sure good at making vegetables
Farmer would be a better job for one who makes vegetables
*ITS THE MAIN CHARACTER*
Yee haw' chinese mafia edtion
That would be Sleeping dogs
Reees in triad
Yakuza is japanese mafia.
Chinese mafia appears in some of the games tho.
Tbh it was very satisyfing to see J go through these games and start to love all the characters