So I got addicted to Kingdom Come: Deliverance...

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  • learned some Slavic bad words
    ►zan clan meme shirts
    zanny.merchforall.com/
    ►My things
    Xbox: Sir Zanny
    Twitter: / zannyvids
    Discord (NOT a fan server, but very epic): / discord
    Subreddit: / zanclan
    ►Outro music: Jazz In Paris - Media Right Productions
    • Jazz In Paris - Media ...
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  • @mikailavos1478
    @mikailavos1478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10755

    Kirin is a straight up chad

    • @obi-wankenobi7041
      @obi-wankenobi7041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      HE NAMED HIS DOG KIRIN YESSSSS!

    • @imlivinginyourceiling
      @imlivinginyourceiling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      no likes and no comments on a pinned comment lmfao

    • @emperorarkoos2919
      @emperorarkoos2919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I don't wanna ruin the 69 likes

    • @averagelithuanian2751
      @averagelithuanian2751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Kirin the Cheder dog along side Zanny the Cheder knight a perfect duo.

    • @captainduck5552
      @captainduck5552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It went from 69 to 103 in 3 minutes

  • @712someone6
    @712someone6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8787

    His humor is like 30% references, 30% memes, 30% one liners, and 10% filipino

    • @kamenanew9867
      @kamenanew9867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

      I laugh 30% , chuckle 30% and chortle the other uh 90% iunno, math is all this work

    • @Nostroman_Praetor
      @Nostroman_Praetor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Filipino?

    • @Nostroman_Praetor
      @Nostroman_Praetor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @RATHALOS Ahh, I didn't know he was Pinoy. Thats cool

    • @Winzzy14420
      @Winzzy14420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@Nostroman_Praetor he basically talked in tagalog.

    • @Nostroman_Praetor
      @Nostroman_Praetor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@Winzzy14420 interesting. I wish I knew my own language or I wouldn't be commenting about this

  • @thomaslardinois6383
    @thomaslardinois6383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4391

    "Truly, the Cheddar Knight is a man of honor."
    ...
    "Surprisingly, these homeless people have good stuff on them."

    • @Joao-fv8my
      @Joao-fv8my 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      If that isn't the best transition I've ever seen I don't know what is

    • @boadyyoung8867
      @boadyyoung8867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lmaooooo

    • @nonexistance1480
      @nonexistance1480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Sugar, Spice, and everything nice these are the ingredients to make crystal meth

    • @hollowroxas4742
      @hollowroxas4742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1,000th like

    • @thomaslardinois6383
      @thomaslardinois6383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hollowroxas4742 HOLY CRAP! Thanks man!

  • @miladesfandiary2794
    @miladesfandiary2794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2793

    "Much like your father's condom, you have failed."
    Damn...

    • @neunleben1358
      @neunleben1358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I know right? I'm stealing that one for when I destroy someone at chess.

    • @youraverageweeb1206
      @youraverageweeb1206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@neunleben1358 I’m just gonna use that when I win in anything

    • @loganstewart3369
      @loganstewart3369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@youraverageweeb1206
      *wins a kahoot* "just like your fathers condom you have failed"
      The teacher: 😳

    • @freddym99
      @freddym99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hits even harder knowing that condoms werent a thing back then

    • @eljoanthonynj6817
      @eljoanthonynj6817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now that's some roast!

  • @huntercortez5884
    @huntercortez5884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2851

    2:53 the fact that he still went to work and didn't magically have armor again is a nice detail

    • @tmirf
      @tmirf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      This game is full of them little details that make it soooo 👌

    • @gabem9018
      @gabem9018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Yeah I binged the crap out of it when I got it. The little details into making the game realistic are next level

    • @tbone9474
      @tbone9474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Game is Full of details. Easily in my top 3 games ever

    • @Imakeplaylists-in1pw
      @Imakeplaylists-in1pw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      that's commitment.

    • @huzaifahahmed4303
      @huzaifahahmed4303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Imakeplaylists-in1pw Yep, gotta respect it

  • @chuckn4851
    @chuckn4851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5095

    Imagine being a poorly paid guard risking his life daily and nightly for the town, then all of your gear and lifesavings gets stolen, and some asshole knight just stands there howling with laughter in your face about it... :(

    • @milesmatthews8311
      @milesmatthews8311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      :( I liked nightingale

    • @thepissedoffcombinesoldier7853
      @thepissedoffcombinesoldier7853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yes and also, seriously why he gotta be an asshole

    • @socratese5
      @socratese5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      Nightingale is not risking his life lol
      He’s constantly late, he plays dice on duty and goes to his house for naps during his shift
      He’s also banging his friends wife.
      😂😂

    • @petrfedor1851
      @petrfedor1851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Sounds like system working as it should be.

    • @woopnull9103
      @woopnull9103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Fuck those knights they always stop to search me

  • @LensenMessias
    @LensenMessias 3 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    "Why is everyone running? Someone fight me!"
    ~ Anakin Skywalker, During The first days of order 66

    • @astrodreamer946
      @astrodreamer946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hey man, Anakin has the highest level plot armor. If I was a Jedi, I'd get my ass out of there too. lmao!

    • @anakinskywalker5558
      @anakinskywalker5558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I hear someone who is talking about me

    • @astrodreamer946
      @astrodreamer946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anakinskywalker5558: Oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh shit of fuck, gotta think fast. "Hey look, there goes Padme." ‐>

    • @bradenjoy2735
      @bradenjoy2735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Whomst has summoned the ancient one?

    • @renatonoriegafranco5665
      @renatonoriegafranco5665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This is getting out of hand ,now there are two of them

  • @begottenwretch7412
    @begottenwretch7412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1141

    18:55
    "You won't last long."
    "Is my armour that shiny that you think you're looking into a mirror?"
    Lowkey the best roast I've ever heard.

  • @fullmetaljoker666
    @fullmetaljoker666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    I remember when I first started playing this game I was running around and found a knight with end game armor so I sneak up behind him, knock him out and then stole all of his gear. After that the game still wasn't any easier and I kept getting my ass kicked. 10/10

    • @janmajer4662
      @janmajer4662 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      A peasant in armor is still a peasant, jokes on you!!

  • @danielerbe8515
    @danielerbe8515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Just in case you are wondering how Henry already knew who Pious is:
    There is a book by the Prior's room, it says the past life of each of the novices, including Pious. You probably went inside the monastery before and read it without even noticing (that's what I did the first time).

    • @tex4096
      @tex4096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That option is available to use against all the new comers. You don't actually know you are just accusing someone.

    • @tex4096
      @tex4096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @thumbdumpster What do you mean im trying to start a argument? It is a available option against everyone, you don't need evidence too accuse them.

    • @tex4096
      @tex4096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @thumbdumpster Accuse as in accuse on of the in game characters of being Pious.

    • @b0nkert0ns7
      @b0nkert0ns7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tex4096 I don't think he's the brightest bulb

    • @etem2006
      @etem2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @thumbdumpster HAHAHA gold

  • @erodoeht4666
    @erodoeht4666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    15:52 “This monastery is loaded!”
    -Some Viking probably

  • @andi-xn2od
    @andi-xn2od 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    15:20 i spent HOURS in there and you find him in 2 seconds! lol

  • @pineapplestudios8322
    @pineapplestudios8322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Kirin: *exists*
    Everyone: “We will watch your career with great interest”

    • @at-bazelgeuse
      @at-bazelgeuse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i want to see his reaction for when he gets iceborne and see a kirin get absolutly murdered by a rajang

  • @nanogex2970
    @nanogex2970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Bandits: we have you three to one
    Zanny: I like those odds

    • @imyourdadmfw8615
      @imyourdadmfw8615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “Don’t doubt me” Sun-Zoo

    • @89MAGGOT4LIFE666
      @89MAGGOT4LIFE666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Out numbered 3 to 1, zanny : "finally a fair fight"

    • @fudsangsupremacy3243
      @fudsangsupremacy3243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Then it is an even fight...

    • @coolrock3733
      @coolrock3733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fudsangsupremacy3243 Lovely reference sir

  • @aldranokon7662
    @aldranokon7662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    As a German i can proudly say: That was the best guten tag i heard in a long time from someone that doesnt speak German

    • @allankanegalian6401
      @allankanegalian6401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Time stamp?

    • @horvatharamadrasan
      @horvatharamadrasan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@allankanegalian6401 Around 5:22, mate. Sorry for the late reply

    • @larryx1141
      @larryx1141 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      halt echt, ich liebe es wenn nicht-deutsche deutsch sprechen😂

    • @TheDennys21
      @TheDennys21 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah but then he instantly screws up the ich hehe.

  • @gregom1
    @gregom1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I swear to god I almost died at the part with nightingale

    • @loganmusser2860
      @loganmusser2860 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If only

    • @VSN-wb2ly
      @VSN-wb2ly 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I know I'm late but, I'm in bursts of laugh 😂

    • @SpeaksYourWord
      @SpeaksYourWord 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I did the same with the monks in monastary at night and couldn't breath from laughing so hard the next morning mass

  • @emperorshaq
    @emperorshaq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +903

    Nothing screams “Badass” more than skillfully parrying an opponent’s attack and then jumping 40 feet into the air

  • @sirfaxe539
    @sirfaxe539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    "Verrecke!" can be translated to "Die!" in a old fashioned way and
    "Verflucht" is something along the lines of dammit or fuck or something else you say when you just kinda curse without insuting someone

    • @tychogoedhart286
      @tychogoedhart286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Verflucht literally means "Curses!" And Verrecke basically means "Die a wretched death"

    • @eliaswargers9175
      @eliaswargers9175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Verrecke means only die

    • @witalikuchta7189
      @witalikuchta7189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Suprisingly his german isn't that bad

    • @LensenMessias
      @LensenMessias 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@witalikuchta7189 Ikr? He only like mispronounced the "ch" sounds

    • @void-creature
      @void-creature 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lenni is there actually any other language that uses that sound?
      (Apart from really similar languages)

  • @jacksoncanto4677
    @jacksoncanto4677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Can we just take a second to admire how zanny can actually sing well

    • @Helldiver44326
      @Helldiver44326 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i think thats subjective lol

    • @denzelherrman
      @denzelherrman 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Helldiver44326 i'm tone deaf so it's mindblowing to me

    • @adri.progression
      @adri.progression หลายเดือนก่อน

      he is Pinoy

  • @kingalaric4431
    @kingalaric4431 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The growth you feel in this is game definitely one of the best I've felt in any game. It's such a good feeling to walk through entire groups of cumans after struggling with just two enemies for a large portion of the game.

  • @KhaosKontroller
    @KhaosKontroller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    When you think the Star Wars references have stopped.
    Zanny: Oh I don't think so.

    • @osys11
      @osys11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Proggy Froggy May they never stop

    • @jay-n_23
      @jay-n_23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@osys11 Star wars will never die

  • @XTheManWithoutNameX
    @XTheManWithoutNameX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    Zanny: "I'm Cheddar Knight, I'm a man of honor!"
    Also Zanny: "Wow, this monastery is loaded!"
    *proceeds to looting anything not nailed to the ground*

    • @plumchicken
      @plumchicken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Henry the eighth would be proud

    • @pugsmeller307
      @pugsmeller307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He's helping them not care about material possessions he's actually making them better chirstians if that isn't noble i don't know what is

    • @arcanefury3666
      @arcanefury3666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Surprisingly these homeless people have good money on them"

    • @ianlopez5108
      @ianlopez5108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      KOTOR 2 is one of the least played and most underrated games I know. Salutations to you, friend

    • @lecapitaine5937
      @lecapitaine5937 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pervy the Purge Trooper lol

  • @5ve1e79
    @5ve1e79 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Yeah, for the people that actually learn how to play this game. It was amazing. I had one of the best combat systems for Sword player that I’ve ever had instead of just swinging around like every other game. Yeah, it was challenging learning how to play the game.

  • @fagyu7502
    @fagyu7502 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    On my first mission from the miller I had to steal from the executioner and I accidentally aggroed him, so I killed him and I just burst out laughing every time they mention the executioner they've mentioned him like 6 times so funny

    • @the-little-napoleon
      @the-little-napoleon 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "The executioner has been quite absent those last few weeks..."
      "Yeah, probably busy."
      Then it cuts to the executioner dead in his house rotting away

  • @Luna_Films
    @Luna_Films 3 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    Zanny: **Kills people and steals their life savings**
    Also Zanny: *The art of the deal*

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sounds about right

    • @marshmallowvampire8503
      @marshmallowvampire8503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also, he tells the Munks just to tell them how evil they are.😄😄

    • @Bauks
      @Bauks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also Zanny: Wonders why Rattay hates him.

    • @superbobcat8997
      @superbobcat8997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My names the Zan man and this is my pawn shop

  • @k2cr
    @k2cr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    How the hell when you're in a 3v1 two of them just stand still and when I'm in a 3v1 the other two are flanking me from both sides.
    Paid actors is the only reasonable answer.

    • @kenbee1957
      @kenbee1957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @veronikaczr1105
      @veronikaczr1105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Move while fighting

    • @thesupreme8062
      @thesupreme8062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kingdomm come AI thats why

    • @dovaku
      @dovaku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thesupreme8062 ain't that the truth, OP one minute, absolute ass the next

    • @k2cr
      @k2cr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thesupreme8062 ye but when I play the AI while fighting is much less derp. Only thing I can think off is I'm on PC

  • @erkergul
    @erkergul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    One of the best RPG’s ever, best quests hands down, wish it had a better refined combat.

  • @miragemain105
    @miragemain105 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    KCD is a pretty awesome game to be fair, if your new then you end up learning with Henry as the game goes on which makes skill progression more rewarding, it doesn't just give you a weapon and suddenly you know exactly what to do with it like most rpg's
    The choices you make can actually matter too which was great to see aswell as how there's all these little secret things that can affect how you fight or sneak
    Granted it's not the most polished and it has a few bugs but it's a great game once you get into the learning and fighting
    It's a shame RDR2 was released the same year otherwise it might’ve been more popular as a great medieval simulator

  • @teenageboyhormonalrage
    @teenageboyhormonalrage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    “You lose”
    -Sun Tzu, before the dark times

    • @nobleman9393
      @nobleman9393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "You Lose General Kenobi" - Sun Tzu

    • @jamesgames1738
      @jamesgames1738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "This is getting out of hand now there are two of them"
      -sun Tzu

    • @itsyaboi6640
      @itsyaboi6640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nobleman Impossible! I never lie ~ Sun Tzu

    • @whathappened_.
      @whathappened_. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Twice the price double the fall - Sun Tzu

    • @obiwankenobi6655
      @obiwankenobi6655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stop quoting me!

  • @painterpikachu3530
    @painterpikachu3530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2132

    People: We want a historically accurate medieval game.
    Company: Makes a historically accurate medieval game.
    People: You were not supposed to do that.

    • @thedestoryer21
      @thedestoryer21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      "It needs black people."

    • @ricknegan1663
      @ricknegan1663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Gotta hate those complainers. Ungrateful fucktards. 🤣

    • @painterpikachu3530
      @painterpikachu3530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      @@thedestoryer21 Did people seriously say that? I kmow that some people want represantation on video games but that is seriously stupid...

    • @kostasbiker9302
      @kostasbiker9302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      @@painterpikachu3530 Yesh they complained that medieval Poland doesn't have black people.

    • @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595
      @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      @@kostasbiker9302 Medieval Bohemia*
      But your point still stands

  • @michaelnewman7468
    @michaelnewman7468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    3:53 Kelpie is the name of Ciri's horse in The Witcher.
    Nice easter egg!
    Also in this game there is a horse named "Roach" and people refer to the previous owners of this horse as "a gray-haired man who decided to leave his business and rest."

    • @ulisessalduna4351
      @ulisessalduna4351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there's also epona the horse in twilight princess, pretty nice details.

    • @TheScottishRedHood
      @TheScottishRedHood ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A kelpie is a Scottish mythical horse

    • @mortalityisanadventure.1973
      @mortalityisanadventure.1973 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IIRC there is another TW reference when Captain Bernard was talking about the nightraid mission and a man resembling Geralt just casually stood there in the crowd.

    • @DerMacko
      @DerMacko ปีที่แล้ว

      all the horses have 'borrowed' names, and one is named after the devs dog.

    • @GameMainiak114
      @GameMainiak114 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is also roach in game, the guy that sells her mentions the Witcher

  • @datalt7873
    @datalt7873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    8:45 I laughed way too hard than I should when Vatzek ran so fast by him while screaming alarm.

  • @gabrieljoaquimdasilva9197
    @gabrieljoaquimdasilva9197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1433

    "Why am I acting rich? I spent all my money shopping"
    Still has 1.2k
    Me with 36 coins: I'm fine I guess

    • @sebione3576
      @sebione3576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Get stealing.

    • @yeetmachine1737
      @yeetmachine1737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Go rob the armourer in Rattay, all his stuff is in the room to the right on the second floor

    • @xiiihypn0s862
      @xiiihypn0s862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      E é mano?

    • @timbleuze2987
      @timbleuze2987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      at this point in time i have like 88k

    • @11DNA11
      @11DNA11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Doing highwayman stuff gives you infinite money with next to no repercussions. Kill a poor sod walking a road. Take his shit. Sell. Rinse and repeat. Made well over 100k with that alone :D

  • @nightowl9398
    @nightowl9398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Game: “Hammer.”
    Zanny: “Is this a halberd?”

  • @isshintheglocksaint8809
    @isshintheglocksaint8809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Zanny: “the cheddar knight is truly a man of honor.”
    Also zanny: “man these homeless people have good stuff what a suprise.”

    • @victuz
      @victuz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Golden observation hahaha

  • @chriskelly509
    @chriskelly509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Such a great game. Does anyone else steal black peters armor the night before the tournament, he fights in his underwear lol its awesome

    • @savagelegend1031
      @savagelegend1031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I remember the first time I played through it he ambushed me after the tournament and I beat him in one parry

    • @chriskelly509
      @chriskelly509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@savagelegend1031 he's a sore loser

    • @savagelegend1031
      @savagelegend1031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chriskelly509 but now he’s dead

  • @weirdwitcher
    @weirdwitcher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    "Verrecke" just means "Die!" or "Perish" and "Verflucht" means "damn it"

    • @jet-blackjo2455
      @jet-blackjo2455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Well verflucht kann also mean "curse you".well curse you would be verflucht sollst du sein. (i am german but my German is as broken as the dreams of infants when zannys internet dies)

    • @weirdwitcher
      @weirdwitcher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jet-blackjo2455 Can mean it but in this situation it means "Damn it"

    • @marshmallowvampire8503
      @marshmallowvampire8503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Hey, bandit! What are you doing out here."
      Shrek is not a bandit. Let him enjoy his time outside. No one can enjoy outside now days.😊😊

    • @jet-blackjo2455
      @jet-blackjo2455 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@weirdwitcher I know but I just had to

    • @pascalpodszus8091
      @pascalpodszus8091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, “verrecke“ has imo a bit more meaning then “die“ or “perish“ ... it means more like “die horribly“ or something like that.. it is a pretty harsh “curse“ imo

  • @gabrielberger7439
    @gabrielberger7439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    zanny: steals all the armour
    Also zanny: why aren’t they wearing armour?

    • @kenbee1957
      @kenbee1957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @BejoKuadrat
      @BejoKuadrat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I legit didn't know that could happen

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Because most games don't have that much detail.

    • @superbobcat8997
      @superbobcat8997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NGL he has dedication all right

  • @Thule-ob1vm
    @Thule-ob1vm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    You know, zanny actually has a really good singing voice.

    • @CynicalJonas
      @CynicalJonas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s very annoying

    • @Thule-ob1vm
      @Thule-ob1vm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CynicalJonas What? That he has a good singing voice?

  • @jimbeaux89
    @jimbeaux89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:48 absolutely loved the LOTR reference

  • @bendurst
    @bendurst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2891

    Hey Zanny, my 15 year old dog died yesterday and I couldn’t sleep. I ended up binge watching your videos and it really made me feel better man. Thanks for bringing some joy to a struggling fan.

    • @hendix2200
      @hendix2200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I am sorry for you

    • @GeorgeTheDinoGuy
      @GeorgeTheDinoGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Ben Durst May your dog rest in peace

    • @gloriabandersnooch4841
      @gloriabandersnooch4841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I'm so sorry hope you are feeling better

    • @mikailavos1478
      @mikailavos1478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Good luck bro. Zanny needs to see this

    • @halomemes
      @halomemes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I’m sorry

  • @grainman2725
    @grainman2725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Zanny: Kirin, food
    Kirin: *runs over*
    Zanny: *is empty handed*
    Kirin: We’ve been tricked, we’ve been backstabbed and we’ve quite possibly been bamboozled

    • @xylzreflex7036
      @xylzreflex7036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ah yes, a rvb reference. Good

    • @jupiter4062
      @jupiter4062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Deadkenobi 2005 a fellow man of culture I see

  • @jonathanallard2128
    @jonathanallard2128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:35
    ''Truly the Cheddar Knight is a man of honour.''
    *quick cuts to him knocking out a sleeping person and taking his money.

  • @juanda680
    @juanda680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This game was so good. I hope they make a sequel soon

    • @JZjzred
      @JZjzred 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The sequel should be blacks only just to fuck with people.

  • @jhaybz29
    @jhaybz29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    "Cheddar Knight is a man of honor" *steals from the homeless people*

    • @andrewearle9646
      @andrewearle9646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Chivalry never applied to peasants.

    • @yannismpa3701
      @yannismpa3701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You cant hold cheddar knight responsible for evening swan

    • @jakefisher8691
      @jakefisher8691 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robs a church

  • @dawidnguyen2710
    @dawidnguyen2710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    17:57
    Some combat guide : You should never fight against a group
    Zanny : *hahah mace go brrrr*

    • @sethmiller2532
      @sethmiller2532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      More like: haha mace go *Berserk Clang Sound*

    • @TechnoMinarchistBall
      @TechnoMinarchistBall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah mace is op as fuck lol

    • @caspramio
      @caspramio 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even better if you get really outnumbered and you have a halberd with you (got to run to cross a river and then cheese out like 25 ppl... I guess I have a screenshot of that -trying to escape and not get sniped was a rrally hard part.... it was during the scout mission to the first siege, the one who you will be Bailiff)

  • @dcfancave6792
    @dcfancave6792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro, that was genuinely hilarious 😂
    Well made content man, thoroughly enjoyed this video 🤙🏻🍻

  • @RainyCats1
    @RainyCats1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man you're easily my favourite video game TH-camrs. You're so god damn chill, and sound like you're having a good time. Will never understand why people watch streamers that act all angry and rage.

  • @cavemann_
    @cavemann_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Vid 1: So I have decided to try out a game that got mixed reviews
    Vid 2: So I got addicted...

    • @taloob493
      @taloob493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I don't blame him the game is really good

    • @poundmycroft5873
      @poundmycroft5873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@taloob493 it is a pretty good game but has serious flaws, especially the church mission. wish the devs could have polished it more.

    • @taloob493
      @taloob493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@poundmycroft5873 to be fair the budget was pretty small and this was their first game. I agree that there were some polish issues and it took until this June to get all the bugs fixed, but this is pretty good for the studios first game

    • @poundmycroft5873
      @poundmycroft5873 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@taloob493 yeah what a shame.

    • @BibleStorm
      @BibleStorm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@taloob493 What does Poland have to do with it? Racist.

  • @Fanfictation
    @Fanfictation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Seeing Nightingale show up to his post without his stuff cracked me up way too much.

    • @kenbee1957
      @kenbee1957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kenbee1957
      @kenbee1957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's DEDICATION right there

    • @TruePT
      @TruePT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would like your comment, but it has 69 likes.

    • @Fanfictation
      @Fanfictation 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for the likes and thanks to Zanny for the heart! You were the one who inspired me to learn the gamer's art of Sun Zhu

    • @Fanfictation
      @Fanfictation 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TruePT My comment now has 140 likes... The burning you feel, it is shame. (Lol jk)

  • @danielshaw9979
    @danielshaw9979 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Ah, the origin of the puppy break

  • @schizosamurai8840
    @schizosamurai8840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:55 that was beautiful, like a true Czech

  • @Narmer669
    @Narmer669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    "If you are a horse, then you are the worse"
    -Sun Zu, when he's drunk

  • @ItsLukeYT
    @ItsLukeYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    It's funnny how he lowers the decibel level when he laughs

  • @a_ceiling_fan1
    @a_ceiling_fan1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Bro I completely forgot that this is where puppy breaks came from

  • @davidpo5517
    @davidpo5517 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Truly the cheddar knight is a man of honor...surprisingly these homeless people have good stuff on 'em."

  • @manofsoupe116
    @manofsoupe116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "Would you like to go on a stroll?"
    Theresa, refusing to make eye contact: "I'd love to."

    • @caspramio
      @caspramio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is that an anime romantic moment?

  • @arthurhickman045
    @arthurhickman045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    The cheddar knight by day, the evening swan by night

  • @Klowner777
    @Klowner777 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Such an amazing game, super immersive, you even learn a lot about the period and the region if you go in the details.

  • @orion2724
    @orion2724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    can’t believe this is where the kirin breaks started

  • @DarkRazor20988
    @DarkRazor20988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    easy way to get wealthy in game: Ride to skallitz, kill the bandits, steal all their loot, repeat infinetly

    • @cheechungchong7716
      @cheechungchong7716 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty hard to do it early game though since all of them have really good equipment and stats, better to wait for them to fight each other out and pick off the remaining scraps.

    • @pappendeckel2.096
      @pappendeckel2.096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My go to method is break in the second floor of the armorer in rattay, steal everything from the room with his chests, sell everything to the miller (even if he doesn’t have the money), wait 3 to 4 days, break in the barn on the right side of the mill and loot the millers chest (after 3 to 4 days the miller sold all the armor you gave him for their LISTED value so you will find crazy amounts of money in the chest)
      If the armorer doesn’t sell stuff anymore just gift him some armor and he should have full stock after a few days
      Edit: my best run gave me 23k

  • @zacharydieterle2499
    @zacharydieterle2499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2497

    Can we just appreciate Zanny's incredible singing.

    • @dynatwenty
      @dynatwenty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      been looking for this comment, YES!

    • @Jo-ke2sq
      @Jo-ke2sq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I think it's fucking annoying tbh

    • @Steppa_61
      @Steppa_61 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@Jo-ke2sq Fuck you

    • @gagida1829
      @gagida1829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not really

    • @kimbaldun
      @kimbaldun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He sounded like a filipino especially with the lyrics

  • @patriot459
    @patriot459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The knightingale reveal where he comes to work with nothing is my favorite Zanny moment of all time

  • @edgarpoe5214
    @edgarpoe5214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol dude just discovered you today and you are an instant legend. Hell yeah!

  • @notasovietspytrustme4392
    @notasovietspytrustme4392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    “Helmets are for virgins”
    Your pfp though...

    • @zach7829
      @zach7829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      💀

    • @Walter-fg7rq
      @Walter-fg7rq 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @turichitty8300
      @turichitty8300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's just like david vs goliath david did not need no armour

    • @thesenate4630
      @thesenate4630 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's the point, sergeant.

  • @lkvideos7181
    @lkvideos7181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1224

    Dark Souls: "I'm a difficult game"
    KC lock picking: "That's cute"

    • @quaza2001
      @quaza2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Lockpicking is easy and so is Dark Souls

    • @N5FX
      @N5FX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      @@quaza2001 Your mom was easy

    • @cliffordthefossilizeddog697
      @cliffordthefossilizeddog697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok

    • @quaza2001
      @quaza2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@N5FX no u

    • @quaza2001
      @quaza2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lkvideos7181 no u

  • @ds1971
    @ds1971 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man I found your channel randomly and I love it, you are too funny

  • @lafoonxiii5311
    @lafoonxiii5311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:55 As a master thief myself, I got so mad watching him loot shit like the 17kg hauberk for 475 gold while leaving the 0.5kg potion for 65 gold, or the 0.1kg Wild Boar tusk for 15 gold. Gold/kg is what it's all about! Hauberk is ~28 gold/kg, while the potion is 130 g/kg, and the tusk is 150 g/kg.

  • @ProfLars
    @ProfLars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1373

    As a German a little inside: "Verrecke!" basically means "Die!" but in a more disrepectful variant. "Verflucht" is "God dammit!". "Hol's der Teufel!" literally means "The devil shall get it" but I would translate it as "Go to hell!".
    And for my fellow Germans: Dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun Teil des Heiligen Römischen Reiches Deutscher Nation!

    • @bsivbv1268
      @bsivbv1268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Annektiert wie immer!

    • @lucabaumert7764
      @lucabaumert7764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@bsivbv1268 Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Kommentarbereich.

    • @alexandramerijaan9480
      @alexandramerijaan9480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Nach so einem Kommentar habe ich gesucht 😄

    • @asdfghjklzxcvbnm6874
      @asdfghjklzxcvbnm6874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      nein nein nein

    • @mrillis9259
      @mrillis9259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I prefer direct translation.

  • @johnnypimpinz5202
    @johnnypimpinz5202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    “Much like your fathers condom you have failed”
    “Strong focus on what I want “
    Lol man your references humor is gold.

  • @FyreTeGo
    @FyreTeGo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    my first zanny video, still my favorite series you did

  • @lukeharman7054
    @lukeharman7054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Got this game from my friend for Christmas this year and I am fricking addicted to it. It's like playing a history documentary. Playing it on a beefy high end pc means getting the full quality experience too

  • @GunZlinger-zs1dg
    @GunZlinger-zs1dg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Zanny's content is the only thing getting me through quarantine

    • @lukebender7526
      @lukebender7526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yessir

    • @abburt4346
      @abburt4346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @Powermeme2
      @Powermeme2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s fair

    • @nah2481
      @nah2481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And kirin

    • @kasranaderi8316
      @kasranaderi8316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zanny’s content is the only thing getting me through Life*

  • @yamahsghost
    @yamahsghost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Zanny: gets caught robbing someone and his reputation hits rock bottom
    Next time Zanny goes there: Why are they attacking me

  • @TheNeraum
    @TheNeraum 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm binging random Zanny content and I stumbled across the origin of the (consistent) Kirin Commercial Break. What a momentous video this was

  • @Krokpot7
    @Krokpot7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve never even played this game but I love the commentary…. I can’t stop watching and laughing… great content.

  • @holdenadkins8022
    @holdenadkins8022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    Me: spends like six hours on the monastery quest making sure I get it right
    Zanny: so this investigation took 2 seconds

    • @kamilsoltan2021
      @kamilsoltan2021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      yea ik wtf???!!!
      i honestly took a break from the game for like half a year, cuz i just didnt know what to do, so i came back to it fresh and it still took me at least two days to do all the quest chains in the monestary xd

    • @woopnull9103
      @woopnull9103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Fr fr
      I was absolutely clueless in the monastery quest. Had to watch a TH-cam video on it.

    • @benjaminramirez4342
      @benjaminramirez4342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I did the exact same thing he did when I saw that option

    • @ECKDIFU-fi9hv
      @ECKDIFU-fi9hv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Antonius food poisoned me because I told him that I was looking for pious

    • @holdenadkins8022
      @holdenadkins8022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ECKDIFU-fi9hv same

  • @johnkareh5618
    @johnkareh5618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    11:54 "Someone stole my body. Can't have sh*t in Detroit."

  • @twilightprotige6166
    @twilightprotige6166 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Modern Zan-clan initiates are so pampered. Back in when i joined (last year with fallen order) when the evening swan was referenced we had to do research to figure out what he was talking about. Now they get a whole ass pause and flash back to get spponfed the knowledge we had worked so hard to uncover. Shit really grinds my gears

  • @mediawkwardy7230
    @mediawkwardy7230 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:36 mercy kill! *literally stomps the brains out of some peasant*

  • @casper_270
    @casper_270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Zanny: *introduces his dog
    Everyone: our dog

    • @TheViking-lh7oy
      @TheViking-lh7oy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes comrade.

    • @jonathanbadillo1218
      @jonathanbadillo1218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheViking-lh7oy good comrade, with your help you can help me rebuild the Soviet union

  • @Toleich
    @Toleich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    "So I got addicted to Kingdom Come"
    We all did friend, we all did...

    • @faizazman7797
      @faizazman7797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought we addicted to his video

    • @sd3776
      @sd3776 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      fr

    • @lennyking1340
      @lennyking1340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not my case, sadly

    • @COOLPEAK
      @COOLPEAK 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn’t I deleted it re-downloaded it restarted then got addicted 😂

    • @danielelvin4508
      @danielelvin4508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Not going to lie, I thought it was extremely boring for the first couple of hours but I had a feeling I should probably stick with it and I'm so glad I did. Easily one of the best, most underrated games out there. I enjoyed knowing that it was historically accurate, but that wasn't a major selling point. I genuinely just enjoyed the story, regardless of historical accuracy.

  • @patwilson2546
    @patwilson2546 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pat Wilson
    I absolutely love this game. Just finished my third complete play through. Really enjoy the fact that so many of the quests are not "go kill somebody". There is plenty of action but also a good dose of non-violent game play.
    Biggest complaint? The locking mechanism when you are fighting multiple opponents. Hopefully the studio is busy on KCD2 as we speak and hopefully this aspect of the game will change

  • @narulovechannel2249
    @narulovechannel2249 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Subbed and liked for the humor, singing and the master skills.

  • @that1guy188
    @that1guy188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    “Truly the cheddar knight is a man of honor” *cuts to the next scene of hin robbing and choking a random man in his own home*

  • @kittlegame5550
    @kittlegame5550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    imagine giving a game 1 star because it’s “too realistic”

    • @kaboomluong9373
      @kaboomluong9373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      it is pretty realistic, zanny steals everything and has a crippling cheese addiction

    • @simoklownz2267
      @simoklownz2267 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This game is amazing... Stop.

    • @kittlegame5550
      @kittlegame5550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Simo Klownz I mean this was a joke

    • @kittlegame5550
      @kittlegame5550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kaboom Luong I would get it but I’m horrendous at these types of games

    • @duskthunder9274
      @duskthunder9274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lame Duck ur just bad at it😂😂😂😂

  • @Bateluer
    @Bateluer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Zanny needs to do a follow up with the Women's Lot DLC, specifically in the Madonna of Sasau quest. I expect Johanka giving a run down of the Evening Swan's sins will be interesting.

  • @DynomitePunch
    @DynomitePunch ปีที่แล้ว

    i forgot zanny could sing so well, man, i want a whole mix tape of him covering different songs, he's got such an amazing voice

  • @explodogames2774
    @explodogames2774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    Lol I love that people are still discovering how great this game really is.

    • @Liam-xj9ri
      @Liam-xj9ri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This game is garbage lol. But if you're nolifer who likes grinding then is KCD awesome game of course.

    • @explodogames2774
      @explodogames2774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      This is the best rpg in 20 years . It is far from garbage . And every single person I game with that played it was unable to stop until they completed it . So it isn't just my opinion

    • @Liam-xj9ri
      @Liam-xj9ri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@explodogames2774 I don't think so :D I enjoyed TES, Witcher and even fucking Mount&Blade more than this. Graphics and story in KCD is awesome but things around it are soooo bad. Combat system in 1v1 is good, almost good but when you're 1v3 and more then it's total garbage killing my nerves and that's not the only bad thing in this game.

    • @Liam-xj9ri
      @Liam-xj9ri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@explodogames2774 And as I said, if you like hardcore grinding then you will enjoy this game :D I wanted to enjoy virtual history of my country and Henry's story of course too but I don't really want to spend whole day because of one main story quest, which is impossible to complete without grinding. :D

    • @explodogames2774
      @explodogames2774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I found the brutal combat super rewarding to master and the more realistic approach of being in mortal danger when 3 vs 1 situations arise 100x more rewarding than witcher combat .
      It was one of the highlights of the game for me . It has been a very long time since an rpg has been able to keep me interested past the first 20 hours . I understand it isn't for everyone . But for me it was the best rpg experience in 20 plus years , I can't think of one I liked more until I get back toward the greats like bg2 and planescape torment .

  • @Kazrel_VO
    @Kazrel_VO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    2:20 Zanny was so good at burglary, he stole that guard's torso right off him.

  • @zachthemiscreant8058
    @zachthemiscreant8058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you actually sing pretty good when you were singing going into skalitz i was like is this a song ive heard before? and then you changed it when you ran away and i was like damn this guys got talent

  • @rubentorre1345
    @rubentorre1345 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude I'm new subscribed to your channel and I literally saw all your videos, love all your content, keep it up :)

  • @What_Zen
    @What_Zen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Shipmaster, they have us outnumbered 3 to 1!"
    "Then it is an even fight"

  • @monotone8143
    @monotone8143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "helmets are for virgins and IM A CHAD"
    truly Zanny is the last Chad in the world

  • @rayaqin
    @rayaqin ปีที่แล้ว

    great editing
    the soshana bit was particularly genius

  • @imcookinsumramen
    @imcookinsumramen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like the reference to the one game you played once and never again, and yet the reference lives on

  • @gregorschuller2546
    @gregorschuller2546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Zanny with 15 k : uh i'm rich
    Me with my 85 k : still looting bandits for Groschen

    • @mjtechnoviking44
      @mjtechnoviking44 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I should reinstall. Was having a bug where it wouldn’t let me save the game. Last thing I remember is buying alchemy ingredients and making pots to sell for more than the ingredients were worth.

    • @blueranger2488
      @blueranger2488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mjtechnoviking44 ayo to fix this bug, delete older save files that are just there and you'll be good

    • @mjtechnoviking44
      @mjtechnoviking44 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blue Ranger thanks man will try that

  • @skorpion_1732
    @skorpion_1732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    18:26
    'I'm a friendly guy, you don't have to flee!'
    *Proceeds to decapitate him*

  • @BongoBaggins
    @BongoBaggins ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh this is brilliant. I subscribed straight after the Inglorious Basterds reference. Laughed out loud, son.

  • @Kibbe_Surdo
    @Kibbe_Surdo ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Truly the cheddar knight is a man of honor" a moment later "Wow these homeless people are loaded!"