Gabbie Hanna's Poetry is Terrible

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  • @janegurich9780
    @janegurich9780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1947

    This is the equivalent of “real eyes... realize... real lies”

    • @doodledaddle7841
      @doodledaddle7841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Bruhhhhhh, but its so _deep_ O.o

    • @MicioB
      @MicioB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      sHE'S brOKen

    • @sadpotato3386
      @sadpotato3386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@MicioB sbren

    • @starfiresreign
      @starfiresreign 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Thought this was a quote from the book for a minute

    • @liebling4069
      @liebling4069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      S B E V E

  • @KobalNicole
    @KobalNicole 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1685

    Gabbie's poetry is legit MADE for that one emo wolf girl in school we all knew that would growl at/scratch people.

    • @NobodyxImportant
      @NobodyxImportant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      *bork*

    • @nickv.3573
      @nickv.3573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      What school did you go to wtf

    • @legojangofett1775
      @legojangofett1775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh yeah that girl

    • @lilfacts8690
      @lilfacts8690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      They also usually sit at the back of the class making furry and anime "art" or come to school wearing a cat ear headband. I have two people in my class who are exactly like this minus the emo bit.

    • @SpaceOcelot4548
      @SpaceOcelot4548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kobal WHY DO I KNOW THIS PERSON 😂

  • @papipelosi3984
    @papipelosi3984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    Lonely's been my bestest friend
    for as long as i remember.
    he gets a little clingy,
    because he's a borderline sex-offender.

    • @bethoc7221
      @bethoc7221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Now THAT would have been good

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And tonight he grins again

    • @WatPatat
      @WatPatat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This shit is gold

    • @imgone790
      @imgone790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      💀 that should’ve been I’m the book

    • @cremetangerine82
      @cremetangerine82 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bars!

  • @wiandutoit3418
    @wiandutoit3418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    Poetry is suppose express our deeper emotions, all this book shows is how shallow her emotions are. Its really like a 12 year old girl wrote this.

    • @Paindriller
      @Paindriller 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      poetry aint supposed to be anything, it's just words

    • @Azerta07
      @Azerta07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@Paindriller Is this a joke?

    • @JeremiahLauzon
      @JeremiahLauzon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Poetry doesn't have to express deeper emotions, they can be fun or silly. Not necessarily protecting Gabi here, but poetry doesn't *HAVE* to be about deeper emotions

    • @vangoghsseveredear
      @vangoghsseveredear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@JeremiahLauzon agree, but she most certainly is trying here

    • @yufaelia
      @yufaelia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Even a 12 year old would do better, ngl

  • @kylmasavunauris
    @kylmasavunauris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    I feel like this "poetry" book is just all her twitter drafts

    • @justanittybittylittlefello4067
      @justanittybittylittlefello4067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@ianpitzerds she didnt have to pick out the bad ones cuz theyre all bad lmao

    • @davidfl4
      @davidfl4 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are many people on Twitter who actually write good poetry, don’t insult them

    • @MalO.ver1.0.x
      @MalO.ver1.0.x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or, as others have said it already: a collection of her tweets.

  • @ItsSwotr
    @ItsSwotr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1355

    This whole book is "im 14 and this is deep" the book.

    • @absolutebackfire191
      @absolutebackfire191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It really is. It seems like some "famous" people dont really grow up. Ever.

    • @akatuski420davis6
      @akatuski420davis6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For real. It makes my brain hurt. Poetry can be subjective but... Come on.

    • @commanderkrabs6066
      @commanderkrabs6066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm a redditor and this is funny

    • @leah0242
      @leah0242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I‘m 14 and not even I find this deep

    • @crustytomato5164
      @crustytomato5164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She stopped aging mentally as soon as she started becoming popular in the internet, shes fucking manic.

  • @flutterg1035
    @flutterg1035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +886

    I seriously hate the depression trend thing, dear god.

    • @vangoghsseveredear
      @vangoghsseveredear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      It's been trending for a while. I think the newest one is everyone thinking they have PTSD because of "AbUsIvE ReLaTiOnShIpS", and that one honestly bothers me so much more, as I have family who've served in the police force who've seen seriously fucked up shit and struggle with health issues and trying to get help, just for a bunch of thots thinking they're traumatized cause Tyler called them a bad name once. Lmfao

    • @StormyRaven
      @StormyRaven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Van Goghs Severed Ear whole bunch of people were pretending to have DID on TikTok awhile ago. It was both offensive and painfully cringey.

    • @anygirl3598
      @anygirl3598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Apparently mental illness is something quirky and cute to have

    • @oniichandame48
      @oniichandame48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      True. Those kids who think saying they have depression is cool just because "they feel useless" and those typical kind of things. I saw a girl online who claims she has depression. Says she thinks herself is useless. But when I trigger her once, she immediately gets mad and all those depression shit is gone

    • @MiaoNya
      @MiaoNya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@oniichandame48 "gets mad and all those depression shit is gone"
      That statement reeks of ignorance and you need to educate yourself.

  • @afishwithagun2190
    @afishwithagun2190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    7:15 reminds me of a cyanide an happiness short, I think it went something like this:
    Johnny and Melissa, sitting in a tree
    K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    First comes love
    The comes marriage
    Then- an abrupt and tragic miscarriage!
    Then comes hate
    And despair
    Two hearts damaged, beyond repair!
    Johnny leaves Mellisa, and takes the tree.
    D-I-V-O-R-C-E

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Is this loss?

    • @lasumexaranethon7230
      @lasumexaranethon7230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Well it did rhyme

    • @silvermoons7539
      @silvermoons7539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Way more clever

    • @warpath6666
      @warpath6666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Holy shit !!! LOL , that's fucking cold ... I mean GOLD 😄😄😄😄

    • @Cydoniaxx
      @Cydoniaxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No, melissa would take the tree because girls typically always win divorce cases simply because the community tends to see males as more likely to be horrible people.

  • @anahiherrera2303
    @anahiherrera2303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    A mess. That’s what this book is. I was cringing so hard. These are statements with line breaks. Her poems have no rhythm, lyricism, no imagery, they lack actual emotion.. like... ain’t no substance here b

  • @gloomycandy101
    @gloomycandy101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Gotta love Gabbie talking about how sleep is cheap and trying to relate to broke millennials and gen z, but being obnoxiously rich ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @anormi7248
    @anormi7248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    Mr. Money bags over here with the $12 damn

    • @kooljammer5783
      @kooljammer5783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @A Williams ngl I think he just bought a digital copy

  • @yezi1796
    @yezi1796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    I said it once before and ill say it again. The poetry i wrote on my local Wendy's bathroom wall at midnight while plastered is worth more than anything written in that book. I want my $12.

    • @parkerfrench2996
      @parkerfrench2996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      mermy gillis underrated comment

    • @LoreleiCatherine
      @LoreleiCatherine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm glad I' not the only one who wrote poetry on bathroom walls while plastered at midnight.

    • @nyx9208
      @nyx9208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@LoreleiCatherine is this some club I missed or something?

  • @ZombieMiezz
    @ZombieMiezz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Gabbie Hanna is so far away from real life...wow!
    Her book and her "poems" are so dumb. At least you don't have to search for a deeper meaning in all of this.
    She thinks she is so edgy, wise and humble but she is the complete opposite. After reading & seeing her book she seems even more selfish, narcissistic & disconnected to me.

    • @grimsgrim607
      @grimsgrim607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly.

    • @midgematic
      @midgematic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Gabbies entire youtube career is just her acting like she’s “just another girl on earth” when shes literally drowning in youtube revenue. Not to mention that scam she took part in that probably made her even more rich from manipulating her audience

    • @krusher181
      @krusher181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nail on the head, here. She pretends to be wise but uses a 15 year olds grasp of literature and very clearly didnt put much love or thought into any of these "poems". If they were my writing, id call these notes or drafts. Id combine poems to make them longer and give diversity, THAT'S how lazy this is. Half of these poems should have been combined

    • @krusher181
      @krusher181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@midgematic Funniest shit is that she does podcasts now talking about "the haters"... smh, shes like 32 or something

    • @cai0409
      @cai0409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Monk Killedababy There’s even a poem at the end where she admits that most of the poems were bullshit just to fill the book.

  • @jackmarston3972
    @jackmarston3972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    God sake, heard the poems were bad but this is terrible like really bad

    • @rebeccaschroder3000
      @rebeccaschroder3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Red dead redemption intensified

    • @budgetbrick5124
      @budgetbrick5124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dead eye intensify

    • @notyourangel1016
      @notyourangel1016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I’m sorry about your father.

    • @jackmarston3972
      @jackmarston3972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not your angel thank you kindly, but my father was a killer, nothing moral

    • @Venomsmex
      @Venomsmex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The hell you doin with my hat on Jack?

  • @rybekster4706
    @rybekster4706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    So I actually own this book and there's a poem in it that literally talks about making filler pages because she had a deadline.........

    • @Segagens
      @Segagens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      She can make even self-awareness seem like a bad thing.

    • @dabiskitt
      @dabiskitt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least it’s inspired.

    • @UMAtronic
      @UMAtronic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The worst type of self awareness.

    • @MajorShanks
      @MajorShanks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's not self-awareness, that's the indifference of meeting the bare minimum. Imagine getting paid for the essays they made you write in high school. Same thing.

  • @TheRealArtDoctor
    @TheRealArtDoctor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    This book reminds me of Bojack horseman when he took drugs to replace a book that would become a masterpiece

    • @raccoon9951
      @raccoon9951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This book is absolutely, without a doubt the most gibberish

    • @TG-ge1oh
      @TG-ge1oh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You said it!

  • @olympiadeverre
    @olympiadeverre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    METER. IS. IMPORTANT.
    Before you even think about rhyme scheme, you have to consider meter (lack of meter included, but most poems have it, because that’s what makes the dang things rhythmic). Please take the time to study all kinds of poetry before attempting to write a freaking poetry book.

    • @samuelmercier3635
      @samuelmercier3635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Right? You have to know metrics to make a free form poem, if you don't it's just random crap on a page

    • @darlene3318
      @darlene3318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I wonder who in her life told her this would be okay. Makes me think she has no one that cares for her.

    • @TG-ge1oh
      @TG-ge1oh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's the thing. If you wish to break a trend, you have to know what it is that you're breaking! It has to be deliberate. This...is and edge-sandwich with a side of bad grammar.

    • @dabiskitt
      @dabiskitt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is meter again? I don’t remember off the top of my head

    • @MJ-mp1fx
      @MJ-mp1fx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dabiskitt the rhythm of a poem, so syllables and accents

  • @liliacmoon2011
    @liliacmoon2011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    I gave her 0 for creativity because most of these "poetry" already existing on the internet so I can't see the point of this book otherwise "attention" of course.
    The art is ok I would be impressed if it was her own artwork tbh but somehow I doubt it /:

    • @ZombieMiezz
      @ZombieMiezz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Yeah it seems like a mix of motivational quotes, t-shirt slogans & r/"I'm 14 and this is deep" posts. And the artwork can't be hers. She is not creative enough.

    • @midgematic
      @midgematic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      There’s no way its her own art. She’s as creative as white paint drying. Her “poetry” is the strongest evidence here

    • @blackdot105
      @blackdot105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The artwork isn't even that good. They look mostly traced.

    • @liliacmoon2011
      @liliacmoon2011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well that make it even much worse ...and the fact she is making money out of it is just sick because people actually buying it even if they do to make a review about it they still gave her money for something not original like honestly how is that different from art theft ??? because in the cover it say written and illustrated by her aka the "written" and "Drawing" are her own...let that sink in.
      and to think actual talented writers and artist out there who deserve to make a book more than this problematic person.

    • @ZombieMiezz
      @ZombieMiezz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@liliacmoon2011 Exactly!

  • @frankpaws4500
    @frankpaws4500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    its literally just her venting. she should have just called the book “me venting” or something

    • @kiwibear2265
      @kiwibear2265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      me vent ooga booga
      buy book

    • @Segagens
      @Segagens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is it literally just her venting? Should she have just called the book "me venting" or something?

    • @coralbeef6615
      @coralbeef6615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that seems a lil sus

  • @gibbyns
    @gibbyns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I kinda liked the cover art and thought you guys were just being overly negative and then you started reading the poems and it felt justified

    • @beepbop2053
      @beepbop2053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      thats just a case of tracing your selfie, not hard to do. it's an okay job but there are so many of these "aesthetic" line drawings on the internet, it's pretty basic

  • @toastysock
    @toastysock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Jesus lord this is terrible. I literally wrote better macabre poems when I was eight.

  • @nexnor9615
    @nexnor9615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    this is literally just a vent book from some kid in the 8th grade who got their vape taken away

  • @TheSimplyCooking
    @TheSimplyCooking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Oh look it’s im14andthisisdeep again

  • @jic-mack1491
    @jic-mack1491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Hey, a wild Strange Aeons screencap! Nice.

    • @FauxGemini
      @FauxGemini 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jacksonian Institute Of Colour I love those vids, lol. Can you imagine if these guys reviewed his books though? 😂 Jesus.

    • @jic-mack1491
      @jic-mack1491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@FauxGemini As much as I kind of hate the onision bandwagon; it's like watching a car crash... I can't look away. I'm not sure I'd want our alien/pig overlords to have to experience the horror of reading those books. Stones for Abigail is bad enough, all three have been known to cause strokes and aneurysms in those unprepared for the writhing, creeping and dreadful terror of bad writing contained within those three cursed tomes.

    • @FauxGemini
      @FauxGemini 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jacksonian Institute Of Colour Even ignoring all the drama surrounding the guy, I feel like if they actually attempted to review those books they may not make it out alive, haha.

    • @SpaceDuckQuack
      @SpaceDuckQuack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yesss I love her

    • @josepholberding2776
      @josepholberding2776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've only seen her videos about onion boys books, but they were entertaining.

  • @elilewis352
    @elilewis352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    the solid like minute of STRANGE ÆONS thumbnails made me uncomfortable lol, love her tho!

  • @terrytheblackmage4799
    @terrytheblackmage4799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    What do you get when you cross Billie Eilish and Shel Silverstein?
    Adultolescence by Gabby Hanna

    • @FormerlyMatthewC
      @FormerlyMatthewC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Terry The Black Mage That’s an insult to Shel Silverstein, I loved him as a kid. Billie Eilish is crap though

    • @TeamMcSlim
      @TeamMcSlim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Matthew C. Billie isn’t crap. She’s just insanely popular and it’s annoying but she’s got good music

    • @nownothingwillbewrong2958
      @nownothingwillbewrong2958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Living LikeMarley but she’s a jojofan so that’s one huge reason to hate her

    • @papipelosi3984
      @papipelosi3984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nownothingwillbewrong2958 hate the sin, love the sinner.

    • @starfiresreign
      @starfiresreign 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@FormerlyMatthewC it is an insult to shel Silverstein lol

  • @cckk1357
    @cckk1357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Goobie Hana:
    S(he) be(lie)ve(d)

    • @DimoB8
      @DimoB8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sbeve

    • @Setsweep
      @Setsweep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      D e e p

    • @mrmcdoozy1512
      @mrmcdoozy1512 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sbeve?

    • @olezka_dostoevsky
      @olezka_dostoevsky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      s(hes)
      br(ok)en
      because
      s(he)
      be(lie)ved
      sbrenbecausesbeved

  • @phant0m_p195
    @phant0m_p195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Most of these poems just seem like she wrote the concept for each poem in her notes app ,but then forgot to actually write the poems, so she just copy/pasted the rough ideas into the actual book

  • @spegynmerbles3993
    @spegynmerbles3993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I’m deep and this is 14

  • @Shaddow-sama
    @Shaddow-sama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Aside from the poems that use text talk (which also just grind my gears) is anyone else bothered by her leaving certain words lower cased? (I am specifically talking about those damn I's)

    • @midgematic
      @midgematic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mariah Charpentier She probably thinks its a “writing style”, when actual poets and writers consider bad grammar to be disgraceful lol

    • @kappecat9225
      @kappecat9225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not to defend garbage Hannah's poems, but
      e e cummings liked lower casing his stuff too. It really only works of you're good tho.

    • @Shaddow-sama
      @Shaddow-sama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kappecat9225 Well thats the thing, I am all for people lower casing, especially if it has a meaning such as a metaphor for how someone feels about themselves, but this is just sad.

    • @kappecat9225
      @kappecat9225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Shaddow-sama agreed. These aren't good even on an ironic level.

  • @jennestradayoutube
    @jennestradayoutube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    My favorite poem of hers is when she chose her ex bestfriend’s rapist over her 😩👌

    • @cremetangerine82
      @cremetangerine82 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or saying a friend of hers has herpes from a ex-boyfriend.

  • @ashwilliams6256
    @ashwilliams6256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The KISSING poem sounds like a start of a Lilly Singh skit

  • @sesfilmsllc
    @sesfilmsllc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    3:53 great shoutout to strangeaeons.

  • @elithelonewolf2677
    @elithelonewolf2677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Apparently, having depression is viewed as a badge of honor or considered "Cool"
    Jesus what have we come to

  • @hiropon2985
    @hiropon2985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    strange aeons videos shitting on onion's books are hands down my fave vids ever

  • @nyx9208
    @nyx9208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The biggest crime of this book is that it tells you everything it doesn't leave anything to interpretation. That's something you can get away with in some writing, but the issue is that she's trying to use simile and metaphor but they all seem to fall short. The book even have a theme with this adult and child juxtaposition thing its got going on but even that seems to only really affect the surface. Nothing here truly grabs at your emotions or engages you in any way. This was made for money and for fans to defend.

  • @Heartrn00
    @Heartrn00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    There has been a glitch in the simulation

  • @RazorusR3X777
    @RazorusR3X777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I think she might indeed be a monstAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @selindasdemir9887
    @selindasdemir9887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    That "art" is most likely just tracing idk why everyone is saying that its not that bad

  • @selbokdraws4571
    @selbokdraws4571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Unexpected
    Item in bagging area

  • @ellusiv5121
    @ellusiv5121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Gabbie's Poetry
    Lacks substance and quality
    Mogami River

    • @toastysock
      @toastysock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's snowing on Mt. Fuji.

    • @Rory-EXE
      @Rory-EXE 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      hikUUUUUUU
      No?

    • @JayKayEllEmm
      @JayKayEllEmm 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      [e:LLUSIV ] Haiku. Nice.

    • @PDoolittle
      @PDoolittle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I sang that in the Jacksfilms haiku melody

    • @JayKayEllEmm
      @JayKayEllEmm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Philip Doolittle
      Do you think you’re cool?
      Just because you know Jacksfilms
      His forehead is large.

  • @Asherdon0710
    @Asherdon0710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like the one I think cynide and happiness did I might be wrong. “Jack and Jill sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes an abrupt tragic miscarriage, Jill leaves jack and takes the tree, D-I-V-O-R-C-E.”

  • @chriss.9398
    @chriss.9398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The best kind of bad content whether it be videos, movies, art, books, etc.. are created by those that have an inflated ego and completely lack the self awareness of their own incompetence. This is a great example of this.

  • @bluureil2188
    @bluureil2188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Hank and John Green are really good TH-camr authors..."
    Well, if you like predictable, basic bitch romance stories maybe.

    • @starfiresreign
      @starfiresreign 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Preach

    • @joni1405
      @joni1405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Predictable *badly written* basic bitch romance stories

    • @staticaleel5068
      @staticaleel5068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Still better than this Gabbie Hannah poetry book though right?

  • @Spilled_Oatmeal
    @Spilled_Oatmeal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's shit like this that makes my profession look like a big fat joke. It goes to show that there's a distinct difference between art and a famous person with a friend in the publishing business.

  • @hiitsnicetomeetyou
    @hiitsnicetomeetyou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jacob and Emily sitting in a tree,
    K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    First came love,
    then came marriage,
    then came a life
    in which she felt disparaged.
    He drank and she cheated
    to each numb their pain,
    their efforts to hide it
    had all been in vain.
    They finally split,
    it was all for the best,
    but their kids were left crying
    and the parents depressed.
    That took me five minutes and it was extremely shitty, but at least it's not just a fucking run on sentence. Just how little effort did she put into this shit?

  • @crashschwarzen4642
    @crashschwarzen4642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    still after the reupload Elvis scream is amazing

  • @BakaStryx2
    @BakaStryx2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Almost every poem is grammatically incorrect and it pisses me off

  • @bigmantings8131
    @bigmantings8131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wish they just made a 5 hour video on the whole thing

  • @packnetadaija
    @packnetadaija 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel like this is some tumblr girls text box post and was like ok let’s make it into a book and I’m embarrassed to say this but 13 year old me would’ve loved this book haha

  • @marmelaota1703
    @marmelaota1703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I failed my study and wasted almost 3 years of my life and now I'm a sad blobb, but at least I tried

  • @trashpanda3544
    @trashpanda3544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is just r/im15andthisisdeep the book.

  • @boo-vc2ru
    @boo-vc2ru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This book literally just consists of random thoughts when she's bored. She didn't even try.

  • @cpt.t1789
    @cpt.t1789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    To any legit writer out there trying to get their work published, we’re sorry. This video went from being funny to extreme anger and frustration. From all the talented writers out there struggling to get their work published, I can’t believe publishing houses picked this talentless hack with writing skills of a third grader. It’s an insult to aspiring authors who work hard everyday to hone their craft. It just proves you don’t need much skill to be “New York Times best selling author” as long as you can market (thanks to her TH-cam channel and diehard fans.)

    • @arnold20139
      @arnold20139 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you for this.
      I'm still pissed that this bitch got a poetry "book" published.
      I've spent almost 10+ years fine tuning my own poetry book, based on my life experiences and nightmares I've had.
      Yet, my publisher wouldnt publish it cause some of my poetry was "too dark" and not "political correct" for today's modern audiences. And since I refuse to censor my own personal experiences to appease others, I got denied.
      Sometimes I really hate this reality I'm stuck in, sometimes I don't want to live in this Timeline anymore.

  • @simondingman6640
    @simondingman6640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i would be worried tbh if this was for kids. It sends a bad message.

  • @universalpimp477
    @universalpimp477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I write poems but I never had the courage to post them but I get told they are good but yet people like her does this yikessss

  • @huskytzu7709
    @huskytzu7709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    @11:35 always is spelled without the S. I’m now sure this was made for kids by a kid

    • @eggheadusa
      @eggheadusa 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you have the stupid? It’s not plural dumb dumb

  • @spunttt._.
    @spunttt._. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Surprised there wasn´t anything like sHEs brOKen or sHE beLIEvED

  • @ramerugginoso
    @ramerugginoso 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Gabbie: "i'm the bestestest at good grammar in theese sentences"

  • @nitrocharge2404
    @nitrocharge2404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The lack of effort, subtlety, or any poetic conventions convinces me that this isn't meant to be poetry, it's only packaged like that so she can write very little, not edit or think about it at all, and then send it off to be published as some sort of masterpiece

  • @exosus.
    @exosus. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So 1. Not all poems have to rhyme. In fact, a lot of good poems don't rhyme.
    2. Holy shit you didn't have to rhyme, you just had to make sure the meter wasn't fucked up. There were no other expectations Gabbie, how did you fuck this up???
    This is why me saying I'm a published poet isn't that impressive anymore when people can self publish garbage.
    I understand art is art, but holy shit, these feel lazy. These feel like text on a page so she can meet her quota.

  • @ChopSueyyy
    @ChopSueyyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I didnt think it would be that bad but wow, these are the thoughts of 14 year old edgy, cringy kids.

  • @율동-s7v
    @율동-s7v 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    i feel like she's trynna imitate Bo Burnham or smth

    • @lifeisalie1999
      @lifeisalie1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      look at her recent twitter posts...you jinxed the future

    • @율동-s7v
      @율동-s7v 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lifeisalie1999 wait what? which tweet i can't find it. that's weird shit

    • @lifeisalie1999
      @lifeisalie1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@율동-s7v that one video tittled "Ignore the cumshot on my mirror" and the "this silences the voices in my head" also just watch alienbacons recent video on her

    • @lifeisalie1999
      @lifeisalie1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@율동-s7v you ever find it lmaooo

  • @maec340
    @maec340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My issue with Gabbie's poetry is she's some what saying her audience is teens but her poems are childish. There's nothing wrong with children poets, I mean Dr. Zeus for crying out loud! Rhyming for Children, that's his audience and its great! But if your audience is teens, write for TEENS! Also when she's tries to be deep it comes across surface level or she's just writing a paragraph constantly saying how she wants to die. That's not deep or meaningful. It doesn't tell a story, it's a book of random thoughts not poems.

  • @ark_1156
    @ark_1156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hate how only the letter "I" is capital in this whole book.

  • @jampula6352
    @jampula6352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Gabbie Hanna and her eight fans disliked this video.

  • @oiurehj
    @oiurehj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This seems
    like
    a poem
    but
    actually
    it's not.

  • @derforce5
    @derforce5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Bro you can't shit on art like that... Tumblr is gonna destroy you... Even though all of that was a 12 year old equivalent of writing. Like was this written in an intro to writing class?

  • @joshuawalterzemaitis7130
    @joshuawalterzemaitis7130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    actually I've been avoiding this video topic, but since its alienbacon doing it I'm willing to watch 😂😂😂

  • @davidfl4
    @davidfl4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a writer I feel somewhat insulted that this book exists. Not to say my work deserves a platform anymore than hers but man... come on she’s not even trying for feck sakes

  • @VinsefBlack
    @VinsefBlack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for shouting out Strange Aeons, just discovered her recently myself.

  • @PViolety
    @PViolety 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Well this book was, UNEXPECTED.

  • @dantesfather2425
    @dantesfather2425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Finally, I can comment again

  • @ikejime77
    @ikejime77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    So a repost i guess

  • @taylordavison6849
    @taylordavison6849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    RawrXD in a nutshell. This just makes me want to sink a pickaxe in my abdomen.

  • @24601InspectorJavert
    @24601InspectorJavert 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    We stan an alien that enjoys Lindsay Ellis, a youtube queen. 💕

  • @grace.stewartt4224
    @grace.stewartt4224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    People who put out “poems” and “writings” like this just mock people who genuinely write great poems.

  • @haradream7394
    @haradream7394 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:20 One longtime poet that I know when he saw someone's poem wich had similar form to this one said "It's basically prose. Cutting it into verses doesn't suddenly make it a poem." And I think it perfectly fits to this one

  • @V_for_Vovin
    @V_for_Vovin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine my surprise taking poetry as an elective in undergrad to learn that poetry actually has a rhythm that can be measured and predicted.

  • @fronk794
    @fronk794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the poem i half assed when I was super sick for my english final was better than this whole book

  • @UnknownPikmin
    @UnknownPikmin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I just watched this

  • @seanmiller4170
    @seanmiller4170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    She became famous, but now is trying to justify to people why she is

  • @HoursTilLastCall
    @HoursTilLastCall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This is a cry for help. I hope your $12 goes directly towards her therapy.

  • @tuzamodi
    @tuzamodi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    whenever I see a book with that kind of art style on the cover, I just know that it's not going to be good.

  • @nataliehaag3595
    @nataliehaag3595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I honestly hope that Gabbie improves on her poetry.
    Like, there’s room for A LOT of improvement.

  • @anthonymcglinch7503
    @anthonymcglinch7503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I actually like 'O-positive'. But everything else is garbage.

    • @krusher181
      @krusher181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well yeah it's easy to write one super short poem that isnt bad, if you write 300 of em and never edit. I honestly bet you could do better than Gabbie, and i dont know you at all. This is bad even for teenagers imo, but shes over 30 now.

    • @yasssqueen2064
      @yasssqueen2064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same, but let’s be real, she probably found it off reddit

  • @RemiRatOnline
    @RemiRatOnline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “ when I open my eyes ; I can see “ - Gabbie Hanna

  • @PViolety
    @PViolety 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Another popular TH-camr released a book? This should be good.

  • @baguettegott3409
    @baguettegott3409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Never been on this channel, was sceptical at first. Then you started by giving some props where props are due and I was kind of impressed... then you mentioned that you like Lindsay Ellis and I was sold :D

  • @Jenacide
    @Jenacide 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel like I've read that BFF Lonely poem before, like decades ago even. If not an exact copy something extremely similar

    • @Jenacide
      @Jenacide 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      First part of that Sticks poem also sounds familiar. Is she copying poems she saved off the internet in the 90s?

  • @shilywolf
    @shilywolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Really upset they didn't catch "but Lonely's alway been there." The forced lack of capitalization is one thing but that was flat out a typo that not a single editor caught? IF this even went through an editor?

  • @king_poyo64
    @king_poyo64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A couple of these poems remind me of a stupider Doki Doki, and it bright back some...
    REPRESSED MEMORIES from the internet.

    • @sebastienvalentine9245
      @sebastienvalentine9245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      logan neill exactly!
      I was thinking Natsuki’s poems. lmao

  • @boobookitty3029
    @boobookitty3029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’d love it if Strange Aeons released a book.

  • @bed_wetter99ohnomytoesgoto42
    @bed_wetter99ohnomytoesgoto42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is like r/im14andthisisdeep in a nutshell

  • @carbon4454
    @carbon4454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a 15 year old lad I can say that the shite I scribble in Irish class on my copy is like W.B Yeats compared to this

  • @cremetangerine82
    @cremetangerine82 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm surprised there's isn't a "I cut myself to feel alive!" line in this "poetry" book.

  • @LeonardGMN
    @LeonardGMN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To be fair: If you look at her content, that's exactly what you would expect a book from her to be like.

  • @tylerbailey9329
    @tylerbailey9329 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This book feels like raisins being hammered into bread to make raisin-bread, except it's words being hammered into poems.

  • @SZCGTV
    @SZCGTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    again, as a poet im appalled

  • @hannahbee3378
    @hannahbee3378 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I was in 4th grade I forgot to capitalize the I's in an essay I handed in and my teacher made me wright 2 full lined papers of uppercase I's... I will never again forget!