@@samkul1699 In this case, it was either a joke or, well, that. But if it is destructive criticism, it's not the most harmful destructive criticism I've ever heard. It's actually one of the most tame examples of destructive criticism I've ever heard.
@@helicopter2992 Thank you for the recommendation sir, as always, history has more nuance than comedy allows for. I see he also has a video about ships of the line. Looks like I have a new channel to binge.
@@HaruuMin47 hes right fix your schedule sovietwomble or half of your fans are going to call you two things womble is a f And sovietwomble is a sellout
Don't let this distract you from the fact that I am the ugliest TH-camr worldwide. I also smell like 100 de*d orangutans and have two hot hot hot girlfriends as you can see on my highly stimulating channel. Greetings, dear cos
@@chicknorton8839 if my enemy offered to fight with a sword and i had a gun, as a Brit I'd definitely shoot them. May be dishonourable but remember, history is wrote by the victors :)
Soldier: "I hit one sir, I hit one" Sergeant: "Well done where did you aim, sir?" Soldier: "At the enemy sir." *Well you can't argue with his assessment*
“How do I ADS?” “Its a musket, Soviet.” “Yeah but how do I aim?” “Soviet, it's a musket.” “Wait, that's it?! I can't hit shit with this!” “ITS A FUCKING MUSKET SOVIET!”
His accuracy should go up with one of these things. Hear me out. Soviet cannot hit what he aims at. Muskets cannot hit what they aim at. Therefore, all Soviet has to do is aim *normally*. The two double negatives will cancel, resuting in a shot enemy.
"Let's have a sword fight, come on" *pulls out handgun* Props to the guy who brough handgun to a sword fight. Edit: or props to Soviet for bringing a sword to a gun fight.
@Ankjok Ming Its in Pavlov bullshittery, but if i link stuff it will make me look like a nonce advertising their channel so I wish you luck in finding it
Womble goes an extra mile for comedy,every video is a gold mine. I was watching some of the older vids and boy they aged like a fine wine,they are funny as fuck.
i think the latest AE have an auto motion track. animate frame by frame is just too tedious and time consuming. for someone like him who streams and have to go through 2+ hours footage seems unlikely to keyframe everything
@@miru2583 He does try to incorporate some autotracking but it heavily depends on the game. He stated on the stream that this game was easy to autotrack as the characters had points on their clothing which could be set as an easy reference point but autotracking in other games like arma and dayz is very difficult and the product comes out looking very bad. At this point instead of wrestling with the autotracking he finds it more efficient to manully edit keyframes. Also arma's bad fps makes for very laborious and tough edits, hence the large amount of time between two videos.
I’d think he doesn’t play competitive much then? For those who don’t know, the officer was asking for shot call: bottom reticle on feet, knees, crotch, stomach, chest, neck, heads, or hats.
KJ's death are one of those stories where they're heavily praised for "being the last person alive and with only a handgun was able to kill 3 people until death" lmao
The thing about Soviet's videos is that you actually forgot about it for quite some time, then he uploads out of the blue and then you end up watching all of his videos over again. It's an endless cycle I am willing to submit myself into.
@@vapor404 Nah, SovietWomble has always said that YT is just his side thing, and that streaming is always his first love. His monetization is primarily from Patreon and streaming. He never believed in monetizing content on YT (as you can tell with the current state of YT and YTubers, often relying on sponsors just to get by, the rampant demonitizations, and failing algorithms that dictate which is demonetizable or "offensive"). Plus his youtube videos posted publicly are funded from Patreon.
"Is that THE SovietWomble? Fix your upload schedule!" I don't know why it made me laugh that much, but I liked it. Just as the whole video! A perfectly well done piece of art, that is usual on this channel. Great job sir, keep this up!
Good Lord, right back when I had a horrible microphone but at least some sense of credibility and integrity... My how times have changed... Either way, good times o7
@@Dinklebean! Big fan of your posh accent and especially using it to read it a large amount of followers every time you are raided on twitch its extraordinary how much air your lungs can carry.
The old mic somehow added to the old-timey phonograph feel of it all. (APence93) to you good sir. And speaking of broken records: Try bannerlord again.
This is straight up a monty python collection of sketches, expecially the "at the enemy sir" bit. I love you a little bit more at every new video Soviet
@@SkullzJoker12 The Kings Royal Army, in which KayJay has a leadimg position/heads it, same as Dinklebean in the RRCG, Royal Regiment of the Coldstream Guard they are Holdfast Regiments (clans basically, which organize events and drills/training sessions) Also, ZF don't take members.
@@izzielaws4178 not months, years. The last holdfast bullshittery was 2 years ago. I remember seeing a "Where did you aim? At the enemy sir." comment from that video.
@@dreadfulman5191 Soviet's has streamed Holdfast a few times since, the footage comes from anywhere between a month before the last holdfast bullshittery and last month, probably.
British: die in british Americans: die in covid Australians: die in spider inside shoe Germans: die in fegeline Mexico: dies in taco hombre Japanese: dies in *WHISTLE* BBHCUFISKSKFJFJF
you've evidently not watched enough Monty Python. They did a sketch where the teacher had sex with his wife in class for a practical sex ed demonstration for goodness sake.
So being the earliest entry in what will likely be a series, I decided to feature much of the earlier games with mostly the English vs French. I expect the later additions will feature the Prussians, Russians, the rockets and the cavalry. Along with a compilation of all those brutal cannonball deaths.
Holy fuck womble, I understand what you meant when you said that the vive le france section took time. That bit is glorius. Also great work on hiding the text at instances when the weapons move on the screen. The masking is once again really good.
I've been living in France my whole life and I still misheard this sentence for entirety of the video. But then again i wouldn't dare even contradicting Soviet
@@zombitshe Of course, it's mostly a joke ! I think Womble doesn't really know French language, and this does not make the video bad. It's just something that made me laugh as a French person
The third game I had in holdfast I spawned in and every one of the players had convened at the bridge as a staging ground for a duel arena. One by one each man on each team lined up and fought each another in 1v1 rounds while the two organisers kept a tally of how many wins per side and what score that equated to. This was a custom server which didn't have a time limit. It took about two and a half hours for everyone to fight. It crashed twice and everyone just reconvened and got back to it
@CarthagoDE Here have some more. th-cam.com/video/aLbGEHRv7nQ/w-d-xo.html I promise it's not hentai ;) Or this, that also is NOT hentai ;) th-cam.com/video/SkWEHa7FpPQ/w-d-xo.html
Way to copy the comment that’s right above you. And was done 20 minutes before you did. Boy you are so fucking original you are so fucking the best. It’s so un fucking believable
"Where did you aim?"
"At the enemy, sir"
That's already more than we can expect from Soviet and company, promote that man.
That could have been a line from Baldrick out of „Blackadder“ .
@@thierryschilbach2909 so true
Ah yes *agreed*
Thats some Monty python humour
@@mehmetutkuozhun exactly what I was thinking
“What are you- your not qualified are you”
Sir, I don’t think anyone here is
Nice to see you here Rayquaza
Britain in a nutshell
I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school!
But you're giratina and a shiny one
6:35
"Kenneth was a man and a hero who will not be forgot after the great counter charge".
Child: what was his last words?
"IM CHARGING HERE!"
Kenneth: Kenneth hear someone has spoke *Kenneth's name?*
Ardantop132 n/a Rimmy has disowned keeneth, keeneth is in the public’s hands now! Make a keeneth x rimmy fic!
im charing here
No
His last words were "ROCKMANIA LIVES". Godspeed Kenneth
I'M CHAHGIN' 'ERE!
The hilarious thing about this is how people act like maniacs. But they act like maniacs *in character*
Crazy but consistent.
Consistently crazy. Lol
Act like maniacs?
“Authorative spitting”
Never underestimate the commitment of Boys. It's how we invented the airplane.
That's how you know someone's a TRUE fan, when they recognize you in the game and instead of gushing at you, they IMMEDIATELY give you shit
Destructive criticism
@@samkul1699 In this case, it was either a joke or, well, that. But if it is destructive criticism, it's not the most harmful destructive criticism I've ever heard. It's actually one of the most tame examples of destructive criticism I've ever heard.
positive destructive criticism
@@olmocaparros7142 Sir, I like your attitude. I'm borrowing that, forever.
@@Kasiarzynka XD
In the words of a previous Holdfast video:
_"Why are there so many gentlemen from the colonies?"_
Americans like shoving it to British people that we successfully succeeded from them, even if we have to play as France.
@@ninjaman717 we must enter the highest echelons of the British army to remind them that we are indeed "walking here"
@@ninjaman717 ah, fantasy playtime is it? I, too like Bilbo Baggins.
@@spongmongler6760 ah is it fantasy time? Britain won ww2 all by herself.
@@evelyngravatt3198 *the US won WW2 all by itself*
fixed your typo
"I only got this position because my father was wealthy."
We appreciate honesty and historical accuracy
Cromwell is having a stroke in his grave
@@helicopter2992 I've seen Downton Abbey, the rich dude who owned the mansion got the officer job
Except in the artillery corps. They appreciate competence when they go shooty-shooty...
@@helicopter2992 Thank you for the recommendation sir, as always, history has more nuance than comedy allows for. I see he also has a video about ships of the line. Looks like I have a new channel to binge.
omfg this is so fuckin accurate
3:15 You know it's an authentic military experience when the commanding officer defends his position by means of authoritative spitting.
I once knew a platoon sergeant who would aggressively spit whenever the LT was saying something stupid to drown him out until he realized.
I don't know who that one "admin" guy was at the end, but god dang I love him. His personality is 10/10
He's KJ. The pixie sneeze guy from Arma
Bo Ta REALLY!?
Man's just Joe Pesci
He was the highlight of the video, I want him as a regular
@@reaper7511 never may a curse of mine befall you, ive been looking for his twitch
"Is that the SovietWomble?
Fix your upload schedule!"
Lost my shit hhh
I went bonkers on that one haha. Hilarious! 😂
Francis Chung he’s not wrong tho
th-cam.com/video/JRClV14hJ2A/w-d-xo.html
He's not wrong though HAHAHAHAHAHA
@@HaruuMin47 hes right fix your schedule sovietwomble or half of your fans are going to call you two things womble is a f
And sovietwomble is a sellout
"This is a strict RP only server"
*Darude Sandstorm plays in the background*
RP= Real Penis?🤔
@@Farout656 im not sure if you just wooshed or im about to woosh
@@Farout656 /s, remember the French
Whats darude sandstorm
@@swolemole69 we're not going that way.
2:35
THERE ARE SHADOWS FOR THE SUBTITLES!!!
Wait, HOLY SHIT!
So *that's* why these videos take so long! (joke)
It's evolving
wathhhhhh
Soviet is a master with subtitles.
"What are ya gonna do, stab me?"
-New Yorker who was stabbed
It’s actually a New York accent
I'm pretty sure that's going to be my last words.
I read Bosnian
spec is sad Fixed it, thank you.
I think is was more of a Brooklyn accent.
I love how the “I’m walkin’ ‘ere!” line became a meme.
“I’m Chargin’ ‘ere!”
Don't let this distract you from the fact that I am the ugliest TH-camr worldwide. I also smell like 100 de*d orangutans and have two hot hot hot girlfriends as you can see on my highly stimulating channel. Greetings, dear cos
Got to admit Idk whether id be terrified or confused seeing a bunch of Anxed people with an accent running at me yelling "I'm Charging ere!"
"I hit one, sir"
"Well done where did you aim, sir?"
"At the enemy, sir"
Fair enough
Sounds like some shit a private would say to a drill sergeant, I fucking love it.
its hard to argue with his logic.
Kinda reminds me of Forest Gump
Even the voice reminds me of Monty Python hahahaha
@@ajohnymous5699 i'm not a military person, but whats the right reply? The "9 oclock front" thing?
6:26 The amount of emotion in the “YOU BASTARDS”
The part when he said he found god
The emotion!
I'd fight and die for this man🤣
Definitely my favorite part of the whole video!
"WE'RE GONNA TAKE THEIR WOMENS AND SATISFY THEM !!!" is a pretty brutal insult i must say
@the sun is a deadly lazer what? to balance that statement out?
@@razagan1343 LMAO
Not gonna lie, the whole speech was actually pretty badass
@@ottokarl5427 true true
If you read Japan anime porn comic with tags "mind break", "orc", "slave" it will gave you nightmare with that speech lol
"I hit one, Sir. I hit one!"
"Well done. Where did you aim, Sir?"
"At the enemy, Sir"
I swear that's a monthy python line right there
8:44 "i fart in your general direction!"
Blackadder
@@lothanthefirst3786 just what I was gonna say haha
He must have looked down the right bit
Napoleonic Wars players know he ask if he aim above the head, the head, the chest.. for bullet ballistics
"WHY IS EVERYONE FROM BOSTON?"
Me, in Boston: Because I'm watching here
I'm watching here
Hey, I'm typin' here!
æ am watchin eer
I'M WATCHING 'ERE
Medford here, whats up
9:35 - "At the enemy, Sir", took me back to the epic Baldrick.
I love how he finds Soviet, and instead of being a stereotypical fan, he just yells at him to fix his upload schedule.
Who's that guy actually?
I'm sorry kind sir but would you please point out the moment of the video?
@@flavivsaetivs5738 1:17
It's something we can all agree with
Dude, that IS the stereotype for sovietwomble fans.
Everyone: *acting all British, French*
Kenneth: Absolute gamer
Indeed
i'm charging here!!
I mean Kenneth found a nuclear Mortar after all.
bruv
"I'm gonna need you to pretend you don't see me"
"Let's have a sword fight, come on"
*handgun*
can't blame him for being deceitful
Like a true Brit! 🤬❤
@@chicknorton8839 if my enemy offered to fight with a sword and i had a gun, as a Brit I'd definitely shoot them. May be dishonourable but remember, history is wrote by the victors :)
Chick Norton like a true new englander😂
Well that's represent well the british mindset.
Not just that, even after the handgun he used a fucking flag instead xD
7:25 Now that, is the most supportive sentences I've ever seen, I would die for him
You know a game's fun when players start to rp their characters "seriously"
naw, that's just Kenneth
Hmm
There's a fine line between a fun rp and intolerable rp, tbh
Of course, since both French and English are from Boston
What does rp mean?
"The French army never retreats she only advances, sometimes we advance in the other direction, okay?"
Brilliant XD
Especially in the other direction of Moscow! xD
That should be t shirt material.
Oxley 😂
Hyde yeah definitely
Especially if the Germans are coming
British : “I fear no colony, but that thing.”
*THE B BUTTON*
“It scares me”
VIVA LA FRANCE 🇫🇷
VIVA LA FRANCE
VIVA LA FRANCE
🅱️
VIVA LA FRANCE!!!!!!
4:40 Of course it's the italian man being keen to switch sides lol.
I thought he was american
@@UnfitRuler Italian heritage. New York ya know.
@@UnfitRuler He sounded like Joe Pesci from Good Fellows xD
@Bazukin Belyugovich Well atleast he sounded italian american and that's what counts.
Ivan Rådström Boston*
The Posh Upper Class accent was amazing, and I could hear that man's curled mustache from the states
thats his actual accent with a bit more exaggeration, he's a really good streamer. His twitch is in the description.
I could here his buck teeth
@@KabilanKarthikeyan16 whats his stream name?
colonies*
he is the very image of a modern mayor General
"WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GENTLEMEN FROM THE COLONIES?"
He was a bit out of his comfort zone that one you can surely tell.
I'M WALKIN' HERE!!!!!
I love dinkle
Isn't it a New York accent though? Not a Boston one I thought
(Also at the same time) "Hello big boys how are we all doing?"
Soldier: "I hit one sir, I hit one"
Sergeant: "Well done where did you aim, sir?"
Soldier: "At the enemy sir."
*Well you can't argue with his assessment*
Sayo me to 😂😂😂
@@thelichking7460 9:29
I laugh till i drop from my chair at this part.. dammit..
Can’t argue with results
What a fckn bright lad he was... 🤣🤣🤣
8:48
OMG, I’VE JUST REALIZED THEY’VE LITERALLY JUST “farted in [the British’s] general direction !”
That because their mothers was a hamster and their fathers smelt of elderberries
Fans when they meet their favourite TH-camr : OMG OMG!! I'm so happy
Sovietwomble Fans : *Fix your upload schedule*
I mean they are not wrong.
British:
Formation and discipline
French:
*Press 'B' for revolution
VIVE LA FRANCE ! POUR LA PATRIE !
works though
Why'd you think they lost at Waterloo
VIVE LA FRANCE 🇫🇷
prrrres Bi for Revolución
"I'm from a place where people dress properly"
*unsubs in incomprehensible Scottish*
*Pulls up kilt in indignation*
So is Scotland just Nevil: the country?
@@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 Nah, it's a completely different brand of angry gibberish. With more alcohol.
I thought incomprehensible was implied as far as Scottish is concerned?
aye but it was funny
“How do I ADS?”
“Its a musket, Soviet.”
“Yeah but how do I aim?”
“Soviet, it's a musket.”
“Wait, that's it?! I can't hit shit with this!”
“ITS A FUCKING MUSKET SOVIET!”
He doesn't realize he now has the perfect excuse for his piss poor aim.
His accuracy should go up with one of these things. Hear me out.
Soviet cannot hit what he aims at. Muskets cannot hit what they aim at. Therefore, all Soviet has to do is aim *normally*. The two double negatives will cancel, resuting in a shot enemy.
@@CiaranMaxwell Genius-!
@@CiaranMaxwell Yeah, like PEMDAS
@@SgtnolistenAlso in Womble’s defence, Cyanide missed a _planet._
*He returned when the world needed him the most.*
Womble: the last memeatar
Winston Churchill "for the king CHARGE!"
Yes
Yeah but it’s 10:01 again and it’s an obscure game
@@ThePSNinjas It's not obscure and his 10:01 doesn't mean shit because Soviet doesn't run ads on his videos.
"Sir, I hit one."
"Well done, where did you aim?"
"At the enemy, sir."
Even if he's on the French side, this British humour is just so on point.
By God he's cracked it!
his on a French side tho not on the British side but still it's funny.
The most Monty Pyhon line I've heard in years 😂
You spelled humor wrong.
It's a British spelling of humour
"I've hit one, sir!"
"Well done! Where did you aim?"
"At the enemy, sir!"
i'm surprised this wasn't an actual conversation during the napoleonic wars
Who says it wasn’t
I can see this actually happen
I swear that line could have been straight out of a Monty Python sketch
I also think it sounds more like part of a Monty Python skit, although I would've said "Right between his legs, sir!".
@@boopjackrex7598 what do u mean?
7:24 low key that's one hell of a speech I'd charge to war with that guy.
in history class: "man it must've taken a real disciplined, steadfast military genius to outwit napoleon"
what actually happened:
That's ZF for you. Not taking anything seriously and still somehow managing to win. It's like they're all constantly in a Monty Python skit.
Theres no such thing as battlefield competence, the side that screws up next to last wins.
*" I ' M W A L K I N' H E R E!!"*
IM CHARGIN HERE
"WHY IS EVERYONE FROM BOSTON?!" Best line!
Did you just grab that from the thumbnail? xD
Ah yes, that guy from Boston 🤣
he says about the guy with the New York Jewish accent smh my head
slizz Improve what your 1 video
‘Find me a surgeon who can fix death’ is also quality
The best part is that the spitting guy wasn't even an officer. He's just a flag bearer who took over and flexed Digby out of the position lmao.
F for Digby. Got usurped by a flag bearer.
@@GraveDigger388 Spat out of his rank lmao
That was already my favorite part and this makes it so much better.
4:41 - I have no idea why but I need more of this guy in my life (he honestly sounds like Terk from Tarzan and I’m living for it)
That explains why his dialect reminds me of a certain fictional character! Thanks for helping me scratch that itch 😅
"Let's have a sword fight, come on"
*pulls out handgun*
Props to the guy who brough handgun to a sword fight.
Edit: or props to Soviet for bringing a sword to a gun fight.
Clearly he learned well from the Henry Jones Junior school of sword fighting
@@weldonwin or you know, the Jack Sparrow school of sword fighting.
Kirito the Abridged God or the Destiny school of sword fighting
@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 Indy did it first and best
Parry this you filthy casual
You cannot convince me that this isn’t a Monty Python skit.
Your right
If reason cannot be applied, unreasonable means must be taken.
Brother Santodes... *convince them*
They need to add another musician class that plays the coconuts.
Speed enhancements.
A brooklyn italian on the battlegrounds of waterloo would be an instant classic monty python sketch
@@chrisca LOOK AT MY SWEET ARMORMITE
"I'm from a place where people dress properly!" - says the person wearing black socks with sandals.
And tartan shorts
Ankjok Ming in his csgo vr video
Linus would praise womble for that choice
@Ankjok Ming Its in Pavlov bullshittery, but if i link stuff it will make me look like a nonce advertising their channel so I wish you luck in finding it
Sounds familar.....
“Digby, I’m sorry. I promised your wife that- YOU BASTARDS!!!- I would get you home safely.”
That exchange was the best.
Let's just take a moment to appreciate that not only has he keyframed every dialogue subtitle but also sometimes given them some little shadows
It seems like so much effort for something most will just not notice
Womble goes an extra mile for comedy,every video is a gold mine.
I was watching some of the older vids and boy they aged like a fine wine,they are funny as fuck.
i think the latest AE have an auto motion track. animate frame by frame is just too tedious and time consuming. for someone like him who streams and have to go through 2+ hours footage seems unlikely to keyframe everything
@@miru2583 He does try to incorporate some autotracking but it heavily depends on the game. He stated on the stream that this game was easy to autotrack as the characters had points on their clothing which could be set as an easy reference point but autotracking in other games like arma and dayz is very difficult and the product comes out looking very bad. At this point instead of wrestling with the autotracking he finds it more efficient to manully edit keyframes. Also arma's bad fps makes for very laborious and tough edits, hence the large amount of time between two videos.
So much good work
“IS THAT THE SOVIETWOMBLE?”
“oh god”
“FIX YOUR UPLOAD SCHEDULE”
god I love this video 😂
They way it's said, makes it ten times better.
Clockwork Hime 1:18
Hes ding DONG
@@KamikazeeAliens Basically, a fantastic Terry Jones impression.
I commented this first
Soldier: I don't want to die here sarge!
Sarge: you are not going to die! We are British, we do not die!
Soldier: *dies*
Sarge: we...oh shit
He's not dead. he's just taking a permanent nap.
That's dies in British, good sir.
'At the enemy sir' is a callback to classic 50s-60s British comedy and even then it still makes me laugh like a madman every time I see it
"Sir, I hit one!"
"Where did you aim?"
"... At the enemy."
The fact that came as a suprise to Digby explains a few things...
reminds me of biggus dickus
I’d think he doesn’t play competitive much then?
For those who don’t know, the officer was asking for shot call: bottom reticle on feet, knees, crotch, stomach, chest, neck, heads, or hats.
@@manoszamp1045 exactly what i thought, sounds like something outta monty python
i think because they were firing bullets randomly to try and figure out where the enemy is lmao
To be honest, I never expected the commisar to be in Soviet's video
When you realize KJ is both the guy who's walkin' here and doing the pixie sneeze at the same time.
Explain?!
@@frog6992 th-cam.com/video/59EjwdMYnTo/w-d-xo.html for context
you've blown my mind
Who's doing the posh British accent then?
@@vincentmalasawmkimajongte7489 random british man
KJ's death are one of those stories where they're heavily praised for "being the last person alive and with only a handgun was able to kill 3 people until death" lmao
and flagstabs
4:40
We need more KJ
reminded me of paulie walnuts from sopranos, ey tone remember the time i was in the naoepelonic war hehe
I believe they call it "Patriotic sacrifice"
5:53 I adore the sheer amount of stupidity this 10 second clip
The thing about Soviet's videos is that you actually forgot about it for quite some time, then he uploads out of the blue and then you end up watching all of his videos over again. It's an endless cycle I am willing to submit myself into.
and he don’t monetize his videos
i don't mind even if he do
@@AryaAjiGroons if he did monitise his videos maby that would fix his SHIT UPLOAD SCHEDULE
@@vapor404 Nah, SovietWomble has always said that YT is just his side thing, and that streaming is always his first love. His monetization is primarily from Patreon and streaming.
He never believed in monetizing content on YT (as you can tell with the current state of YT and YTubers, often relying on sponsors just to get by, the rampant demonitizations, and failing algorithms that dictate which is demonetizable or "offensive").
Plus his youtube videos posted publicly are funded from Patreon.
@WingMaster562 does he stream regularly
"Is that THE SovietWomble?
Fix your upload schedule!"
I don't know why it made me laugh that much, but I liked it.
Just as the whole video!
A perfectly well done piece of art, that is usual on this channel. Great job sir, keep this up!
1:18
Finally a man who speaks for us all
That French team leader was badass, his beginning speech would make anybody be motivated as fuck, I’d fight alongside that man
VIVE LA FRANCE
PRESS THE B BUTTON ALLONS Y!
VIVE LE FRANCE
I AM WILLING TO DIE FOR YOU SIR!! VIVE LA FRANCE!!!!!
Vive LA FRANCE
[8:03]
The visual of the commander leading the charge by rallying everyone with "Vive la France!" with all of them behind him is really badass.
True
“This is a strict RP only server”
Meanwhile someone in the background blasts Darude Sandstorm
Dudududududududu
I didn't hear it, until I found your comment lol
Wouldn't you?
Thanks, I was wondering what song that was.
What do you mean? Thats perfect RP material right there
Good Lord, right back when I had a horrible microphone but at least some sense of credibility and integrity...
My how times have changed...
Either way, good times o7
We can always count on our posh officer dinkle to lead us straight unto the jaws of death.
o7 For King George
@@reaper7511 Amen, my good man. His Majesty's finest will always be guaranteed a heroic death. Glory will be ours eternally.
@@Dinklebean! Big fan of your posh accent and especially using it to read it a large amount of followers every time you are raided on twitch its extraordinary how much air your lungs can carry.
Dinklebean you did a good job sir
The old mic somehow added to the old-timey phonograph feel of it all.
(APence93) to you good sir.
And speaking of broken records: Try bannerlord again.
"the French army is just men screaming"
-Sun tzu
"VIVE LA FRANCE !" and "VIVE L'EMPEREUR !" the most powerful words in history
More like complete and total anarchy lmao
VIVE LA FRANCE!!
“This is is strict roleplay-only server.”
**_Darude Sandstorm plays in background_**
“Let’s do it like gentlemen, let’s have a sword fight !”
*proceeds to pull out a gun*
Very American
That guy was hilarious
That reminded me of the classic scene from Indiana Jones film where Indy shot a dude with a sword 😄.
I read this just as he said it lmao
Isshin the glock saint
After Womble taught KJ how to say “arse” KJ became unstoppable
Wait until he collects the other British pronunciations for common foul language and he'll be like Thanos with all the infinity stones.
The one that sneezes like a pixie? Rofl
ShiRokku 3 I thought they only pronounced “ass” differently. What other secrets are you Brits hiding from us?
"We'll civilize the colonists yet!"
Colonist - *Gets vaporized by a mortar shell*
Civilization in a nutshell.
Accurate representation
"Everyone's from Boston" i love how regional accents in a nation are universally misunderstood
Was looking for this comment
I’m from Jersey and I hurt me when he said Boston
"lets have swordfight"
*puls out a gun*
Well that sums up England war strategies trough all of it's history.
who pulls out the gun the sword weilder or the opposer
This reminds me of a video called “MELEE ME FGHT “
Let's have a calvary fight.
*Pulls out a longbow.*
I mean, if it ain’t broke
perfidious Albion
This is straight up a monty python collection of sketches, expecially the "at the enemy sir" bit.
I love you a little bit more at every new video Soviet
To bad you’ll never get past plutonic friendship because of his upload schedule
He shot the Frenchman’s arm off, thankfully tis but a scratch
True British humour if you're on the EU servers. Too bad I get too poor ping to ever think about leaving the NA servers.
If KJ isn’t in the ZF already, recruit him now
KJ's a General in the KRA. Some of these clips are pretty old.
@@nikkisoos9907 maybe an honorary member?
IskandarEasyToFindThisAccount Dhiaurrahman Kings Royal Army?
@@nikkisoos9907 whats a KRA?
@@SkullzJoker12 The Kings Royal Army, in which KayJay has a leadimg position/heads it, same as Dinklebean in the RRCG, Royal Regiment of the Coldstream Guard they are Holdfast Regiments (clans basically, which organize events and drills/training sessions)
Also, ZF don't take members.
"The French army never retreats, she only advances. Sometimes we just advance in different directions"
“Fix your upload schedule” a man who speaks for the people
KJ's such a legend, I haven't laughed that hard in a good while
Fucking love his accent, is he from Boston?
Baboonation
Nah he’s from Neverland
Who is he?
yujiro KJ
@@stahpg5430 fair enough
random guy : "fix your upload schedule"
womble : "your wish is my command"
That's why he upload this one
This footage is actually months old 😂
@@izzielaws4178 I can actually vouch for this; I remember 'em like they were yesterday.
@@izzielaws4178 not months, years. The last holdfast bullshittery was 2 years ago. I remember seeing a "Where did you aim? At the enemy sir." comment from that video.
@@dreadfulman5191 Soviet's has streamed Holdfast a few times since, the footage comes from anywhere between a month before the last holdfast bullshittery and last month, probably.
Major Dinklebean is a comedic genius lmao, he says the dumbest and funniest shit without breaking character at all.
“Wait, it’s all Boston?”
“Always has been”
I heard that in his voice..
Its actually New York
ey am walking 'ere
That...explains a lot actually.
Dead meme but cool
"We are British, we do not die."
*dies in british*
Ouch.
They weren't Australian.
I'm American, we die in COVID
British: die in british
Americans: die in covid
Australians: die in spider inside shoe
Germans: die in fegeline
Mexico: dies in taco hombre
Japanese: dies in *WHISTLE* BBHCUFISKSKFJFJF
the ZF clan are just basically an r rated version of Monty python
Wow, never thought of it like that!
So regular monty python
Monty Python is also the r rated version of Monty Python
you've evidently not watched enough Monty Python. They did a sketch where the teacher had sex with his wife in class for a practical sex ed demonstration for goodness sake.
I feel like I've missed a lot of good content.
"the French army never retreats, she only advances"
"sometime, we advance in a different direction, okay?"
So being the earliest entry in what will likely be a series, I decided to feature much of the earlier games with mostly the English vs French. I expect the later additions will feature the Prussians, Russians, the rockets and the cavalry. Along with a compilation of all those brutal cannonball deaths.
If this intro is anything to go by, the compilation of cannonball deaths is gonna be golden
Holy fuck womble, I understand what you meant when you said that the vive le france section took time. That bit is glorius. Also great work on hiding the text at instances when the weapons move on the screen. The masking is once again really good.
Hi soviet
Also great job with the digby and the spitting commander. I fucking lost it there
10/10
Who ever that Joe Pesci guy is, he’s already my favorite person in ZF
That’s KJ, he loves doing voice and accents, it’s beautiful
You should hear him sneeze!
@@tylewah tinkerbell snize?
Omfg, Boston accent is Tinkerbell sneeze? I didn't put the two together!
He's a chill guy. Go watch his streams.
French character : *yells "Vive l'Empereur"*
Womble : no no, that's "Vive la France"
To be fair the intonation used in the game sounds pretty much the same as "Vive la France".
I've been living in France my whole life and I still misheard this sentence for entirety of the video. But then again i wouldn't dare even contradicting Soviet
FOR THE EMPEROR
I do hear both at times
@@zombitshe Of course, it's mostly a joke ! I think Womble doesn't really know French language, and this does not make the video bad. It's just something that made me laugh as a French person
6:22 "Digby has been hit" always got me..
The third game I had in holdfast I spawned in and every one of the players had convened at the bridge as a staging ground for a duel arena. One by one each man on each team lined up and fought each another in 1v1 rounds while the two organisers kept a tally of how many wins per side and what score that equated to.
This was a custom server which didn't have a time limit. It took about two and a half hours for everyone to fight. It crashed twice and everyone just reconvened and got back to it
Sounds like a very fun PvP community, something too many games lack.
@@shirokku3279 theres no grind, no xp
No rewards for bad sportsmanship. Ppl play just for the fun of it
@@AttiliusRex That's the good shit.
Not gonna lie, that one French commander was legitimately motivating as shit. I'd press B for victory for them 😂
*VIVA LA FRANCE*
VIVA LA FRANCE!!!
Unreasonably Angry It's "Vive" not "viva" you uncultured swines.
@@Leon_der_Luftige Must be a Spanish volunteer legion
VIVA LA FRAAANCE
"Your're not qualified are you?" Gets me every time
Sidenote- VIVE LA FRANCE
*VIVE LA FRANCE!!*
*VIVE LA FRANCE!!*
*VIVE LA FRANCE*
VIVE LA FRANCE!!
VIVE LA FRANCE !!
“You’re not qualified are you?” I’m sorry the way he said that KILLS ME.
Holy shit, no only is KJ ridiculously funny, but he's also the pixie dust hentai sneezing guy!
WAT!?!
OH MY GOD IT IS.
@CarthagoDE Here you go, friend~ From the Random Arma 3 [1/5] Time Stamped for KJ's pixie sneezing~ th-cam.com/video/59EjwdMYnTo/w-d-xo.html
Hes a fucking chad in this video
@CarthagoDE Here have some more.
th-cam.com/video/aLbGEHRv7nQ/w-d-xo.html
I promise it's not hentai ;)
Or this, that also is NOT hentai ;)
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SovietWomble: *Trying to use a musket* "I can't hit shit with this!"
Me: I know. It's so immersive.
And when you do hit something especially cav it feels almost as good as any orgasm youve had.
"Fix your upload schedule"
I mean he's not wrong
A zovietwomble video is like Christmas, once a year but looked forward to very much
02:35 The shadow, is the reason why Sovietwomble is the best TH-camr.
"You leave!"
"If you stab me!"
"Listen here Buddy boy, I'm an admin."
"If you think you can stab me I'm gonna make you regret it!"
**stabbed**
whos that guy ? a youtuber ?
@@ALiLOW It's KJ, he is apart of ZF if I recall correctly
@@takeshihada9689 did he have his own channel or stream? And who is the viva la france guy?
Quote from man stabbed
@@ALiLOW its in the de-script-ion
"I hit one sir!"
"Where did you aim?"
"At the enemy sir"
That's some Blackadder level of comedy right there
Lol indeed
Way to copy the comment that’s right above you. And was done 20 minutes before you did. Boy you are so fucking original you are so fucking the best. It’s so un fucking believable
@@chrisdelagarza8048 Your mom was done 20 minutes before you.
@@chrisdelagarza8048 He didn't even copy the joke lmao
And is more or less Line Combat in a nutshell
"This is a strict RP server"
*Darude sandstorm plays in background*
"Press the B button!" - The last words of a glorious french commander (1803)
7:19 "They're pretty disciplined."
_"ninja warrior."_
Say, Womble, tell us, is the ninja warrior pretty disciplined as well?
I mean did u see the ninja?
Hes disciplined alright
SovietWombles "schedule"
Monday: Edit
Tuesday - Saturday: Wank
Sunday: Complain about how long it takes to edit these videos
Where is the lie?
Hobby: Fishing and wanking(Not both at the same time)
@@DandySoleil The lie is that he spends Monday editing.
@@homina1632 at least the fish are biting...
Thats exactly what he does.
"I hit one, sir"
"Sir, I hit one!"
"Well done, where did you aim, sir?"
...
"At the enemy, sir"
That just sounds like it came from a Monty Python movie
@@tylorbronson5349 Still, its a pretty accurate description of Line Combat
@@tylorbronson5349 Exactly, lost everything thinking the same LMAO
That's some innovation there I just shoot it any direction and pray it hits the right target.
@@tylorbronson5349 Does is amuse you when I say the name, Biggus, Dickus?
"I love you too mussolini, never thought id say that" has me dying i cant stop rewinding it