GAGAGAGAGAGAGA I just saw something very UNPRETTY! I looked in the mirror! GAGAGAGA!!! But I am the supreme TH-camr of this generation so it is all wonderful! Thanks for listening, dear bfr
I spend hours wondering "Why" at Neil... And I have had a lot of fun wondering what drug he is addicted to, or what weird Religion he is ADAMANT about... But the more research I did the more I found that Neil is actually really spot on mentally... And unlike Tommy Wiseau or most "Good Bad Movies"... Neil is very intentional and meaning for this to be a "Meme" and just weird fun stuff. Hes VERY aware of what hes making unlike say 99% of hillariously shit movies. And I think that makes him MORE talented and clever.
@@MiraSubieGirl His façade honestly fooled me at first. I thought he was serious for the longest time. He makes the entire thing a very convincing comedy bit. The film is composed like a joke but his execution of expression is so terrible that you think the movie *isn't* a joke. Each and every one of his films follow this code and it never changes, that's an artistic style.
@@TJ_Sauce ^ He has NEVER come out and said this... But you can tell when you watch interviews etc. YMS Adum does a good video on the behind the scenes of Neil.
The difference is that The Room had a budget, Neil's movies don't. Anyone can do utter shit with no budget, but it takes real anti-tallent to make shit that costs millions, a bit like the latest Star Wars movie. Neil is basically doing the movies by himself, while Tommy had an actual crew to make the movie. The Room is cinema, Neil's movies aren't and so the fact they are shit isn't as grand.
@@justayoutubecommentator3059 I think the point was that, even with a budget, the Room was god-awful. It's a lot harder to be bad with a budget than without one.
Tommy Wiseau started to be self-aware with his films after that movie and it completely lost its magic, Neil instead is being 100% serious about what he does, and that's the beauty of it, he's consistent.
director: neil graphics designer: neil all characters: neil sound design: neil everything else: neil background design: neil the background itself: literally neil
If you doubt the authenticity of Neil Breens stunts I'll have you know that he is actually capable of real flight but it's just the video had to be slowed down to capture him moving at all
I dont know why but his movie and every aspect of it plays out exactly how a 2003 rpg looks and feels - the dialogue, the character movement, special effects, combat etc
Y’all, he said he’s never had a beard. I’m fairly certain that he’s had several beers, probably to wash down his many prescribed pills. There’s no way a sober man could come up with such a genius production.
I love Neil Breen, because he tried to make the best movie he can, he fails lmao, but the sheer effort, it’s absolutely respectable, I hope he keeps doing it.
Fun fact, this isn't shot in a high school. Half the film was shot on our tiny ass campus in Vegas, Nevada State College and all of us were blissfully unaware this was going on until the trailer came out. I will find you, Breen.
We went to the premiere last year in Chicago and had a blast. Did a review and audience reaction video on our page. It sold out with an attendance of 500+ It was wild!
Here we are, in 2021, and you have not changed one bit! You are still just as amazing and hilarious as you were years ago! I'm new to your content and seeing older or newer content is equally entertaining!
So these last few weeks have been extremely rough for my family and me. I came home today feeling okay-ish and I saw you uploaded a video. I laughed my ass off. This made my night, thank you for the pick me up.
Digiorno thanks dude that means a great deal. Hopefully things turn up soon but in the meantime we are at least okay for the time being which is a good start.
"You will give the people of Earth an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the sun, Neil."
Neil Breen somehow just looks like he's always in front of a green screen. Even when he's not.
Programmable biological green screen technology
ALL Virtual Green Screens combined... Digital.... Tribes.
He could be standing right in front of you, and even then, he'll still look like he's in front of a green screen
It's his indescribable hair texture and mid-2000's video game graphics face that convince you he's rendered rather than There.
I was upvote 666,praise me
The sexual tension between neil and that bird was outstanding
Palatable even.
I lost No Nut November to it.
@@thefacebiters isn't that palpable?
Felt that in my loins
@@xxhenkdehunterx9255 no palatable, as in I can taste it.
I’ve never seen someone so socially awkward attempting to save American soldiers from bombs
Soldiers -
Neil - I will save you. Follow. Me.
Soldiers - 😳
@@adrienneruetz5532 who knows
His movies look like old point and click adventure games
Ahahaha thanks, that's what I was thinking of
I CAME DOWN HERE TO SAY THIS OH MY GOD. I was sitting here like “Neil is the one guy who didnt get the memo in the 90s that FMVs are a bad idea”
Oh that's all I'm gonna see now
That's the kind of product he could Bank on.
Wait wtf they aren't..?
There is no “best” from Neil Breen, his talent is immeasurable
GAGAGAGAGAGAGA I just saw something very UNPRETTY! I looked in the mirror! GAGAGAGA!!! But I am the supreme TH-camr of this generation so it is all wonderful! Thanks for listening, dear bfr
He is the real human breen
AxxL ok
and my day is ruined.
totally agree, "best" is just Neil Breen Casually sneezing
He looks around like he just heard someone call his name in public but can’t find them
NateSensei so true
Well I bet that happens often with him irl. With him believeing he is some massive famous director.
Pulp Fiction?
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I’ve done that so many times😂
Cop who pulled me over: Have you been drinking tonight?
Me: I'VE NEVER HAD A BEER.
ONLY COCAINE AND RUM.
@@jamesburnett4443 JUST TO WASH DOWN THE HEROIN
@Juan Cortez Muro no
Occifer I only drink the finest boxed Wine $10 can get you.
*Beard
Twisted pair sounds like a movie about testicular torsion
This movie is a metaphor on Testicular Torsion
I dont even have Testicals but god stop saying that... Is that when they twist up?
Fuck I do not envy you Men.
Nåti M fun fact you can get ovarian torsion if you have a cyst on one of your ovaries and it has to be fixed surgically
@@cecilyerker Oh shit my Lady Balls?? 😳
@@MiraSubieGirl rekt
This is what Martin Scorsese meant by real cinema
Hope this comment blew up lol
Unlike MCU theme park movies, Neil breen movies are about sending messages.
He has the same narration style too
Lol with his tone, anything he is saying sounds like satire
Charlie or Neil?
Mr. Guru Yes
I actually have been convinced it has to be
@@rollinsmikey1010 actually both but was referring to neil
He sounds like Norm McDonald lmao
I didn't know they made a movie adaptation of Detroit: Become Human
David Cage and Neil Breen are from the same planet of insane directors
@Juan Cortez Muro no
Juan Cortez Muro no it isn’t you 5 year old twat
Especially when you spam it in other replies that have nothing to do with the subject
Neil Breen stepping on set: BLEND IN WITH THE HUMANS
*Become Humanoid
Neil doesn’t actually use green screens. He’s just so real that he makes everything around him look fake.
Underrated comment
Thats the dumbest thing i ever heard
The breen screen
He was the actor who stole Joaquin Phoenix's Emmy Awards
Oh, yare yare daze. Did you destroy silver Cha- I mean genos yet you know he’s evil right?
He should’ve been Joker.
Juan Cortez Muro anyone wants to know what the link is but doesn’t want to click it, it’s just a funny vine comp
Emmies are for TV
Hey is that a one punch man reference
Sometimes Neil says his lines like he's reciting a haiku.
I spend hours wondering "Why" at Neil...
And I have had a lot of fun wondering what drug he is addicted to, or what weird Religion he is ADAMANT about...
But the more research I did the more I found that Neil is actually really spot on mentally... And unlike Tommy Wiseau or most "Good Bad Movies"... Neil is very intentional and meaning for this to be a "Meme" and just weird fun stuff.
Hes VERY aware of what hes making unlike say 99% of hillariously shit movies.
And I think that makes him MORE talented and clever.
@@MiraSubieGirl His façade honestly fooled me at first. I thought he was serious for the longest time. He makes the entire thing a very convincing comedy bit. The film is composed like a joke but his execution of expression is so terrible that you think the movie *isn't* a joke. Each and every one of his films follow this code and it never changes, that's an artistic style.
@@TJ_Sauce ^ He has NEVER come out and said this... But you can tell when you watch interviews etc.
YMS Adum does a good video on the behind the scenes of Neil.
@@TJ_Sauce Either way really clever guy 😅
WHAT AM I, WHO AM I
This makes "The Room" look like the God Father
True
The difference is that The Room had a budget, Neil's movies don't. Anyone can do utter shit with no budget, but it takes real anti-tallent to make shit that costs millions, a bit like the latest Star Wars movie.
Neil is basically doing the movies by himself, while Tommy had an actual crew to make the movie. The Room is cinema, Neil's movies aren't and so the fact they are shit isn't as grand.
Dear Castiel I’m sorry but to say his movies aren’t that bad for no budget is a terrible excuse lol. I’ve made better shit with just an iPhone
@@justayoutubecommentator3059 I think the point was that, even with a budget, the Room was god-awful. It's a lot harder to be bad with a budget than without one.
Tommy Wiseau started to be self-aware with his films after that movie and it completely lost its magic, Neil instead is being 100% serious about what he does, and that's the beauty of it, he's consistent.
Neil Breen and Tommy wiseau should make a movie together
That would be epic imagine all the endless possibilities
I did not drink the beer i did not...
Oh hi clark
Nah, Tommy has wisened up recently
Why are we not funding this
@@arifhossain9751 yesssss
Holy shit 😳
He moves and walks like my cat sneaking around at night.
Too fuckin good
This left me in stitches. Weirdly accurate
Only with more grace
He looks like he has never walked ever before
I love how you can never really tell if a scene is scripted or if Neil is suffering from dementia
If you want something to sound serious, just add “programmable” in front of it
3:52
Programmable Neil Breen Body Pillow
Ey another Rudy fan!
Programmable boner
Wow nice comment bro type something else bro
director: neil
graphics designer: neil
all characters: neil
sound design: neil
everything else: neil
background design: neil
the background itself: literally neil
comment: neil
Neil: neil
hotel: neil
Planet: neil
Neil
Neil is a method actor. He doesn't need emotions.
If you doubt the authenticity of Neil Breens stunts I'll have you know that he is actually capable of real flight but it's just the video had to be slowed down to capture him moving at all
Real human breen
I dont know why but his movie and every aspect of it plays out exactly how a 2003 rpg looks and feels - the dialogue, the character movement, special effects, combat etc
Knights of the Old Republic would like to have a word with you
@@kaidenfelder One of my favourite games of all time
@@solaire7046 a true masterpiece that series is
"I'VE NEVER HAD A BEER"
-Dad
Internet Virus my dads the same. It’s always “I’m just tired”
Yeah he never has just one.
"Spread em wider"
-my dad
You have a Dad?
My dad always told me to go on my knees ... 😢
That’s exactly how I felt about killer bean. He was mine and then someone had to go and blow it up.
Charlie blew it up tho
ironically I think both were blown up by YMS (still love him though)
Yeah I watched it when I was like 7 then 8 years later it blew up
r/gatekeeping material here
It’s okay it’ll fade into obscurity again
Why he wasn't casted for the joker I will never know.
Tommy wiseau was better.
@@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse nah Neil breen would wipe the floor with him
@@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse thanks now I wanna see a tommy wiseau Joker.
Because Neil is more of a clown than a joker
@@juicecan6450 or you could say he's more of a joke rather than a joker
These people talk like they are npc's in a game reciting their lines together
They sound like the quiet kid doing a presentation.
Straight-up Oblivion in here
I've seen better acting in FMV games.
14:54 never thought this would be a sentence but here we are 😂😭💀
That's my twin brother, Kale, now lettuce proceed.
Fight me
Best joke in this section
Neil's acting wasn't bad, that's just how humanoids talk. Give him all the Oscars.
I will actually pay to watch his movies in the theatre.
I have. Seeing the premier of this film in theater was one of the greatest cinema moments in my life.
Paid $60 for this DVD to watch it in Australia. Worth every penny
3:14 I like how the "Launch" button was written backwards so the audience could read it.
I should have waited until after the video to comment because that was about the most normal thing in this video.
Will Smith stole the idea of twisted pair from Neil Breen for "Gemini Man" like literally programmable DNA man
Benioff wrote that shit, you know the guy who ruined Game of Thrones.
Y’all, he said he’s never had a beard.
I’m fairly certain that he’s had several beers, probably to wash down his many prescribed pills. There’s no way a sober man could come up with such a genius production.
They say Neil Breen shows up in your final hours and says one of his famous one liners.
I love Neil Breen, because he tried to make the best movie he can, he fails lmao, but the sheer effort, it’s absolutely respectable, I hope he keeps doing it.
Charlie's laugh gives me will to live
Jesus christ give that man an oscar
Jesus Christ, give this man a Oscar!*
Seth Hester he was correct the first time
@@jefferyharambe5067 Your mom was right nevertheless
*jesus christ gave that man an oscar
Oscar give Jesus Christ that man
“Why are they shouting like this?”
Because they don’t have boom microphones.
That’s the girl I met earlier… I’ll follow her
*_NEIL BREEN SAID “BEARD” NOT “BEER” YOU ARE ALL FAKE FANS_*
Tbh youre probably right considering his evil twin Beil Nreen has one
@@deadturret4049 not probably, he is right because he says it's my brother
@@keatonwastaken i never claimed to not be a fake fan
@@deadturret4049 ah no, didn't say that, i just said it's not probably to the sentence being beard
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Damn, this is some tiny husband level editing
Some say if Tommy Wiseau and Neil Breen collab the society will collapse.
So Covid 19 is Wiseau+Breen's fault?!
The special effects are so good I can never tell when they’re using a green screen
don't you just love it when you watch a video so early that only has a quality of 360p
Ahmad Amer Joaquin Phoenix and Todd Phillips are the Kings of Comedy.
Bro I haven't has wifi for months and now 360p looks good to me. Help.
Juan Cortez Muro Incorrect.
0:14 This is what a Charlie sounds like when its humor gland is being tickled
Fun fact, this isn't shot in a high school.
Half the film was shot on our tiny ass campus in Vegas, Nevada State College and all of us were blissfully unaware this was going on until the trailer came out.
I will find you, Breen.
Tommy Wiseau: "I made the best movie ever"
Neil Breen: "Hold my beer"
I'VE NEVER HAD A BEER
>love on a leash
What beer? He never had a beer.
I've NEVER had a BEER!!!
Hold my tuna.
Broke: Will Smith's Gemini Man
Woke: Neil Breen's Twisted Pair
"so it was the aliens the whole time"
that's also the plot for naruto
Leah Young I read this the second he said it
11:55 that explosion was layered over him. meaning that the machine wasnt was exploding but the very air around neil brien sought to impede him,
5:36 “bitch” 😂😂😂😂
Neil Breen predicted the Metaverse.
“Good morning. Have a nice day.” God tier
When Neil shot Lisa I half ass expected him to say
"I cannot believe you made me shoot you."
Programmable, Program : The Movie
- Neil "Programmable" Breen
We went to the premiere last year in Chicago and had a blast. Did a review and audience reaction video on our page. It sold out with an attendance of 500+ It was wild!
Sounds like fun! Your channel is kinda awesome, keep it up 👍👍👍
The people that disliked this video must have been laughing so much they missed the like button
Or jealous of Neil’s godlike power
“it was embarrassing to think i was once this age, i couldnt even use reddit”
The way Charlie feels about Neil Breen is how I feel about Chills. He was my special little guy.
Neil always looks like he’s in front of a green screen. He’s so powerful that even reality looks unrealistic.
Now I understand why Charlie liked the new terminator so much
. New terminator didnt have Neil. How could he have like. Fake fan I see.
His movies just keep getting better amd better.
You opened my eyes to a whole new experience on stream with Neil Breen and I love his films. Thank you Charlie.
Never forget how hard Neil Green made Charlie laugh.
Neil Breen is honestly my favorite actor
I liked the video as soon as I heard him say, “I’ve never had a beard!”
*"I never had a beard!"*
*Wheeze*
Are you paying attention, Hollywood?
Imad Helwani they did they made Gemini Man after watching this
15:00 lol that transition from leaping to climbing. his legs were already sadled on to the railing before we even see them move.
Here we are, in 2021, and you have not changed one bit! You are still just as amazing and hilarious as you were years ago! I'm new to your content and seeing older or newer content is equally entertaining!
Kojima is Neil Breen with bigger budget and better cinematography skills.
Pretty accurate. Kojima is carried by a skilled dev team imo
So these last few weeks have been extremely rough for my family and me. I came home today feeling okay-ish and I saw you uploaded a video. I laughed my ass off. This made my night, thank you for the pick me up.
Never doubt our Savior charlie.
Also keep your head up man, it gets better. :)
Digiorno thanks dude that means a great deal. Hopefully things turn up soon but in the meantime we are at least okay for the time being which is a good start.
So thrilled you're covering more Neil. I was thinking about his work iast night
thank you so much for enlightening my life to the works of neil breen, i must seek more perfection
Neil around 2:17 goes from a PS1 Silent Hill walking virgin to Chad in an instant
Actors: how good should the acting be?
Producers: *yes*
producer**
"he's hacking the earth" 😂😂😂
2:38 Rare footage of Neil Breen rushing B
8:47 Neil's power is so vast the air hit her
Neil Breen and Tommy Wiseau need to make a movie together
Only then can i rest in peace
Add James Nguyen and Uwe Boll to that and it's golden.
Have the soundtrack produced by Bill Wurtz and Jack Stauber and then it’s god tier
The existence of movies like this..that much work..those sensibilities...stunning.
I don't know why but your videos are my one and only love.
“A Lemon-less digital universe”
He just has a camera, a greenscreen and a subscription to a stock footage site
An immense immeasurable GENIUS
5:30 this is oscar winning material
I wish this movie was actually cut this way. It's a masterpiece the way you did it, Charlie!
Neil Breen is the Kubrick of our times. His films are utter masterpieces
5:50 it van went
Whenever Neil says "bitch" it just cracks me up.
I saw this and wept, the story, the character, the dynamic range of techniques 10/10
I learned about Neil from YMS. My life has been significantly better since.
0:42 loving the callmekevin cameo
You could say that you two in the same video is
A twisted pair
...I'll leave
Twisted pair more like Bore Ragnarok
Now I remember where I saw this.
just listening to this while browsing another tab is such a trip
Out of all the actors out there, he sure is one of them.
15:26 if his legs are poweful enogh to jump 20-30 feet in the air, why does he keep stumbling around!?!
*Cr1tikal laughs*
The Universe: Wait, that's illegal...
Everything From Neil Is Amazing.
"You will give the people of Earth an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the sun, Neil."
I always assumed it was RLM that reviewed his movies 1st but it was YourMovieSucks that started to make him popular