Ella Ingram it’s Neil’s Method Acting. I think he missed a few classes or he’s bringing flat back. 😌 😴 💤 flat acting, the world just hasn’t caught on yet 😂
/////jizz fairy that’s the closest i could get: d- as in dad Sh- as in shawn Y- as in nymph Ci- as in city M- as in mum S- as in ski K- as in cottage I- as in ski
Neil Breen is actually a very hard worker, and his filmmaking skills are absolutely amazing. Except, everytime he successfully finishes a movie after so much hard work, he jumps in excitement which causes his explosions to ruin it all. He’s so tired afterwards that he just says “agh bologna” and just makes up whatever this movie was to make up for it
Well what's quality is this th-cam.com/video/xk7am6cbSdU/w-d-xo.html and if you watch fully you gain 2 subs legit but if you lose you'll be as crappy as the kovie
No ones talking about how Neil literally wrote the aggressive scene(s) in for his OWN CHARECTER. Nobody told him that he had to do it. That poor woman.
Yeah. There's a really creepy undercurrent of sexism in a lot of his movies that makes some of them a LOT less funny than if they were just so bad they're good.
@Andreas Breu Not as an explored or overtly presented topic in-universe, just a recurrent implication. Commonly he writes scripts that involve the female characters to engage with his flirtatiously, with zero effect to plot/characterization. A particularly offputting example is Fateful Findings, where his character's friend's underage daughter tries to seduce him. Considering Neil writes his entire scripts knowing he will play the main role, it heavily comes off as creepy. It would be different if it wasn't so A. consistent and B. unessential to any story or meaning
@@hanthonyc Also his characters are just rapey. Remember Fateful Findings when that drunken man came near her, and asked why they hadn't had sex? Any woman watching would and every man watching should cringe at that scene; there's a woman alone with a drunk man who could easily overpower her trying to have sex with her. I want to love Neil but he's hella rapey ngl, and these movies are imbued with his rapiness and sexism
the whole movie is like this channel a little kid did that jenna marbles made famous, except they are a million times better. th-cam.com/video/AgJBg8n_nYw/w-d-xo.html
Right? He says follow me they can't hurt me. Then leaps out of a building. They don't follow. But if they did they would totally die anyway!! What was the concept here??????
I will NEVER get over the “I can’t believe you committed suicide 😒” I think about it daily, that’s why I rewatch this video and the first one constantly. It’s so good. Honestly, if you’re suicidal just remember that Neil Breen will very passive aggressively mourn you and that’s very sad. Don’t make Neil Breen mildly upset.
@@fightingmedialounge519 i mean i have some 10th graders in my school that make high quality short movies,, but the 7th graders like me aren't that good at editing- we're good at making stories and scripts tho so there's that lol
omg right, like yeah you're not lucid enough to be like wait this can't happen, but you're lucid enough for there to be a shard of a storyline. god I had one last night woke up in a cold sweat
I think you may be right. Maybe Breen had dreams (Breen dreams) thought they were great and just wrote a script and here we are. In fact the same for all his movies.
tfw my dreams are always like that. Friends and family in real life aren't themselves in dreams. My spouse is the opposite gender and a different race, my children morph into animals, hell at a lot of points animals and humans morph into one another; places seep into each other, like my old jobs aren't them, I stead they're my home mixed eith the building, or school or a mixture of all 3. I'll be in one "scene" and it just changes to another but also just morphs or seeps into another until it's completely different. I don't know how dreams are supposed to be, but my spouse tells me none of that is normal.
@@cateatfood6634 Who else is to say what’s normal in dreams? To me this is fairly normal but my dreams (mainly nightmares) are strange and trippy too (in a different way). It’s wholly subjective and you’re totally fine.
@@spacecat3198 I have never talked to anyone else about my dreams and how they're structured (or lack of), so I don't really know what's "normal". He's a weirdo, as the few dreams he remembers he says they're almost like waking life and he mostly dreams about work. That sounds like a bummer. Tbh I dream a lot about my old jobsz which I kiss dearly. I haven't worked in 6 years :( What you said makes sense about dreams being subjective, though. 😁
This feels like the type of movie you would make with your siblings over summer break that you would edit on like iMovie or something than show to your parents like it’s a cinematic masterpiece
All U need is some camera, stock clips/fotos and broken laptops 🙂Even some Polish youtubers can make more realistic green screen - on weekly basis. th-cam.com/video/fvCIUOn4dp0/w-d-xo.html NRGeek's effects are like computer printing. Neil's? Like a sheet of paper with some newspaper letters glued to it. Funny guy that Neil Breen.
he makes really big explosions when he jumps off of things but afterwards nothing is actually changed and there was just a loud noise for no reason to any pedestrian. imagine having to explain to someone that you can make explosions but they only last five seconds, have the same boom sound, and literally dont do anything
Honestly, I might just be insane but I think theres some honest to god real potential in the basic storyline and characters. I’m seriously compelled to rewrite a screenplay for twisted pair, I feel like it could be pretty good with better dialogue and a new perspective on the characters.
I thought the same thing The concepts are good but the everything else like the writing, eating, charachters and their development, production etc etc If someone took these concepts and made a serious movie (or other media) with it It could actually turn out well.
You may not have picked this up because of Breen's masterful subtly, but in this movie.... He's playing a robot using AI, which could be a cause for his robotic voice 😳
i find it so sweet that kurtis worried about the well-being of his subscribers . he tries to warn us whenever there’s a section of a movie that may make us uncomfortable. it really does show how much he cares for all of us :)
The funniest part about Breen running through those exploding buildings is that he keeps telling people to follow him to safety but the people never follow him, he just jumps from the 10th story onto ground while the buildings explode behind him.
I liked the homeless guy. When Neil talks to him, it's there most natural he is in any of his movies. And you have to love a villain that plays with diamonds and cat statues.
there is something so viscerally uncomfortable about neil breens entire -breening- being. the way he talks, the way he looks, the way he exists. i am convinced he is actually a robot.
I think one of the reasons it's so bad is cause his voice is so monotone. He just doesn't display human emotion. It's mildly uncomfortable to listen to it.
Neil Breen is so outta the loop still and I love that I hope he makes another movie. I’ve already seen the other ones. I need the lore. I need the Breen Cinematic Universe.
I've watched a couple Neil Breen movies but the problem is even if you watch them with friends, you instantly forget everything that happened the second the movie is over. Too many insane things happen at once.
And in the video he did on Neal Breens other movie, he blurred or blacked out all the blood in every scene he showed just for the people who dont like blood (those were his own words). Like hes just so considerate, I cant-
@@gabrieltiq412 literally nobody acted like it was 'WW2 footage', they literally just said it made them uncomfortable. Pretty sure any decent person would feel uncomfortable watching a scene where a man breaks into a woman's apartment and attempts to rape her...
I love how he sets up the movie like it's going to be totally different "no more laptops, no more deserts" and then it ends up being exactly like every other Breen "masterpiece", complete with world conquering AI, a room full of computers, oh and that one explosion sound effect.
I love how Neil literally has NO expression on his face whatsoever and at the same time he's playing the lead role
I gave u the 1000th like
He's a bad boy
Why do people insist on telling OP this
Does it make them feel good or .. ?
genuine question
he's a badass
What can he say? He was the only one to ace the audition
I can’t get over how all of Neil Breen’s lines are delivered with a completely flat tone and with no discernible emotion on his face 😂😂
"i can't believe you committed suicide."
👁__👁
"Come follow me, they can't hurt me"
It's obviously because he's half AI! Programmable Virtual DNA.
Ella Ingram it’s Neil’s Method Acting. I think he missed a few classes or he’s bringing flat back.
😌 😴 💤 flat acting, the world just hasn’t caught on yet 😂
neil breen using stock footage in almost every scene of his movie is the biggest power move ever made
how do you pronounce your last name
/////jizz fairy that’s the closest i could get:
d- as in dad
Sh- as in shawn
Y- as in nymph
Ci- as in city
M- as in mum
S- as in ski
K- as in cottage
I- as in ski
amix that’s close but it’s druh-zim-ski
he has a *BIG BRAIN*
@@amix7117 that was fun to try and pronounce ahqhha
I like how Kurtis assumes the movie was made by a team and not just Niel on a laptop
It can't have been a laptop, Neil hates those.
It was probably just imovie
@@TaylorBarnes-hs5ot he made it with his mind. his bree-ain
Neil Breen is actually a very hard worker, and his filmmaking skills are absolutely amazing. Except, everytime he successfully finishes a movie after so much hard work, he jumps in excitement which causes his explosions to ruin it all.
He’s so tired afterwards that he just says “agh bologna” and just makes up whatever this movie was to make up for it
@@senilerodentgot me firm as a brick with that one.
Kale Caesar is literally the best joke of 2019, I don’t think I’ll ever get over it
Pillow _ fluff I’m so sorry but what is the joke
No the best joke is digital farts
every joke kurtis says is the best joke
sophia masters Kale sees her
Kale Caesar
I paused the video there just to appreciate it
Neil's outfit makes him look like he's just a random dad who stumbled in front of a camera on a set and the editors forgot to cut it out.
thats basically what the movie is
r/rareinsults
My dad used to work at a news station and he actually did this but they edited it out
The fact that Kurtis' skits parodying the scenes have better quality than the actual movie kills me
With Neil Breen's age, those skits will kill him too.
let's not go too far
That was online for Neil monster
Well what's quality is this th-cam.com/video/xk7am6cbSdU/w-d-xo.html and if you watch fully you gain 2 subs legit but if you lose you'll be as crappy as the kovie
It’s true though
No ones talking about how Neil literally wrote the aggressive scene(s) in for his OWN CHARECTER. Nobody told him that he had to do it. That poor woman.
Yeah. There's a really creepy undercurrent of sexism in a lot of his movies that makes some of them a LOT less funny than if they were just so bad they're good.
@Andreas Breu bffr
@Andreas Breu Not as an explored or overtly presented topic in-universe, just a recurrent implication.
Commonly he writes scripts that involve the female characters to engage with his flirtatiously, with zero effect to plot/characterization. A particularly offputting example is Fateful Findings, where his character's friend's underage daughter tries to seduce him. Considering Neil writes his entire scripts knowing he will play the main role, it heavily comes off as creepy. It would be different if it wasn't so A. consistent and B. unessential to any story or meaning
Yeah kinda seems like he's got some latent violent feelings towards women :/
@@hanthonyc Also his characters are just rapey. Remember Fateful Findings when that drunken man came near her, and asked why they hadn't had sex? Any woman watching would and every man watching should cringe at that scene; there's a woman alone with a drunk man who could easily overpower her trying to have sex with her.
I want to love Neil but he's hella rapey ngl, and these movies are imbued with his rapiness and sexism
Why does this film look like an iMovie I’d make as a school project and me and my friends improvised the whole thing in the last five minutes
true, tho 😂😂😂
What school do you do to with an approximately 50 year old man named Neil?
Are you neil?
kj bro he’s like 60😳😳
but do you still get an A+
this whole movie is literally like a meme someone would make
That's why Neil Breen is God
the whole movie is like this channel a little kid did that jenna marbles made famous, except they are a million times better. th-cam.com/video/AgJBg8n_nYw/w-d-xo.html
I’m the 1,000th like.
notblondeswede yes omg esto1121 love him
This whole movie is literally a meme I would make
I feel like Neil Breen HAS to be an alien who learned about human interaction from bad 70s scifi movies.
Oh my god i hope so. I would love it and i love you for saying that
Why does that perfectly sum up this movie
@@CTHRTTTCK do u guys also make bad scifi movies? i wanna see what a scifi movie looks like in mars
And porn movies
i think you mean the best movies
I love the building explosion scene. He told them to follow him, he's clearly the only one who survived.
Follow me! I’ll save you! *teleports out of four story window*
Right? He says follow me they can't hurt me. Then leaps out of a building. They don't follow. But if they did they would totally die anyway!! What was the concept here??????
He couldn't afford to edit them jumping out a window
I’m positive that Neil Breen has never encountered another human being in his life
Christina Matangos The other actors are all figments of his imagination
Except for God, obviously
All of the other actors are just robots
Christina Matangos because he's greenscreening them all in
Christina Matangos plot twist neil breed isn’t human
Neil Breen writes movies like he’s only ever read the middle of books
YOU WON OH MY GOD I AM CRYING
why does he sound 100 % like David Suzuki?
hahaha wtf i'm dead
damn you nailed it
Lol 😂 sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofreaking true
I’m so upset that you said “where’s he breen” so straight faced... one of the best jokes in the video honestly
My favorite line out of this whole video
Time stamp?
Sara Beara 1:39
That makes it even better tbh
Kad Diallo Thankyou for helping your fellow kurtistown citizen 🙏
I will NEVER get over the “I can’t believe you committed suicide 😒” I think about it daily, that’s why I rewatch this video and the first one constantly. It’s so good.
Honestly, if you’re suicidal just remember that Neil Breen will very passive aggressively mourn you and that’s very sad. Don’t make Neil Breen mildly upset.
theres no way he commited suicide! he cannot have killed himself!
I literally think about it everyday. Wake up. I can’t believe you committed suicided. Go to bed. I can’t believe you committed suicide…
😂😂😂😂same
My depression is cured ty /j
This just made me laugh really hard.
THE LIGHTING. THE LIGHTING OF THE WHOLE MOVIE. WHY ARE MOST OF THE SCENES IN DARK ROOMS WITH ONE STRIP OF LIGHT
Aesthetic
Cinematography
Talent
They were trying to get the Morticia Addams vibe
metaphor!
I love how kurtis has a higher quality green screen than the movie
ahhh🤣
Agreed 😂😂
Of course he does.
No fricking duh dude!!!
At 16:37 he kinda sounds like Michael Scott
Big Neil: "Don't talk to me or my son ever again."
Neil is the new Karen, Neil is the head Karen now
They can't hear me because their listening to kids bop
i just made it one thousand :)
@Zoe Graves
May I ask why you wanted to tell them that?
Not being mean, just curious :)
You Tube idk i just wanted them to know they hit one thousand likes ig 🙃
The fact neil breen only uses one boom sound affect is honestly the funniest fucking thing ever
What's better is that he doesn't even overlap the sound effects. They just end and repeat. Like bro let the explosions finish 😭
"Follow me, they can't hurt me, you won't get hurt, follow me"
*Neil jumps out the building*
*Building fuckin explodes*
LMFAO
@Timothy A Schuler war has changed.
just leaves them in the building lol
Hey, they didn’t follow him did they?
I’d like to think that Neil uses houses that he’s supposed to sell as filming locations
Meagan Ward not even to film the actual house, he just covers it with green screens and runs around
Some of these scenes were filmed at my college 💀 idek how he got permission
Arely Pérez Salcedo legends don’t ask for permission 😎
Arely Pérez Salcedo ask for forgiveness, not permission when you’re as cool as Neil Breen
Meagan Ward lil tay who
I swear I can never take Kurtis seriously. Even his sponsorships sound sarcastic
faith destiny facts, I can never tell if his laugh is real
Play With your C L A N M A T E S
faith destiny it’s next level
💥 sarcasm 💥 definitely!!
Jordan Campbell I like the fact he’s witty! 💗 Smart people
I thought the whole ad was sarcastic
When Neil Breen said "Ima twist your pair", i stood up and cheered and applauded. Truly one of the movies!!!
when neil breen said "it's breening time" and breened all over the place i screamed and cried and laughed and pissed
Neil Breen is absolutely a Sim that got loose. No question.
That is kinda the ploy of that movie lol
the real programmable virtual reality was neil breen all along
@@galaxycoffee933
“It’s all programmable reality?”
“Always has breen.”
honestly props go to neil for learning english, poor guy probably grew up learning simlish!
We're watching the movies shown on the sims tvs
this feels like a highschool project in a film class where the group assigned are all only the people who never put any work into anything
I mean, most high schoolers probably don’t know how to use a green screen.
So most high schoolers are on Neil green's film making level esquire.
@@fightingmedialounge519 i mean i have some 10th graders in my school that make high quality short movies,, but the 7th graders like me aren't that good at editing-
we're good at making stories and scripts tho so there's that lol
@@veneciasanto well I mean you guys are 11 to 12, so I think you get more of a pass than Neil green.
@@fightingmedialounge519 i guess lol
this is like one of those weird ass dreams that seem completely normal in the moment but make no sense when you wake up
omg right, like yeah you're not lucid enough to be like wait this can't happen, but you're lucid enough for there to be a shard of a storyline. god I had one last night woke up in a cold sweat
I think you may be right. Maybe Breen had dreams (Breen dreams) thought they were great and just wrote a script and here we are. In fact the same for all his movies.
tfw my dreams are always like that. Friends and family in real life aren't themselves in dreams. My spouse is the opposite gender and a different race, my children morph into animals, hell at a lot of points animals and humans morph into one another; places seep into each other, like my old jobs aren't them, I stead they're my home mixed eith the building, or school or a mixture of all 3. I'll be in one "scene" and it just changes to another but also just morphs or seeps into another until it's completely different. I don't know how dreams are supposed to be, but my spouse tells me none of that is normal.
@@cateatfood6634 Who else is to say what’s normal in dreams? To me this is fairly normal but my dreams (mainly nightmares) are strange and trippy too (in a different way). It’s wholly subjective and you’re totally fine.
@@spacecat3198 I have never talked to anyone else about my dreams and how they're structured (or lack of), so I don't really know what's "normal". He's a weirdo, as the few dreams he remembers he says they're almost like waking life and he mostly dreams about work. That sounds like a bummer. Tbh I dream a lot about my old jobsz which I kiss dearly. I haven't worked in 6 years :(
What you said makes sense about dreams being subjective, though. 😁
Niel just expressionlessly getting a painting smashed over his head loony toons style absolutely launched me into orbit
I'm just replying so you can see how many likes you got
This feels like the type of movie you would make with your siblings over summer break that you would edit on like iMovie or something than show to your parents like it’s a cinematic masterpiece
It's like the real life version of "Threat Level Midnight" lol Michael Scott was even praised like he was a child after showing it off 😂
All U need is some camera, stock clips/fotos and broken laptops 🙂Even some Polish youtubers can make more realistic green screen - on weekly basis. th-cam.com/video/fvCIUOn4dp0/w-d-xo.html NRGeek's effects are like computer printing. Neil's? Like a sheet of paper with some newspaper letters glued to it. Funny guy that Neil Breen.
This is scarely accurate
@@spinspin1597 its bc my brother forces me to help him with them all the time
I have to make a movie for a class, hoping its better than this lmao
I love how Kurtis' cut-scenes have a more captivating plot than this whole movie
This comment tho 😂😂😂
@@gina6779 ikr!
Whether this is a joke or not it’s true
I know right
@@diggygorgonzola3467 ?!?!! You Danny Gonzalez rip off! Look at you even using his face as your icon!
I feel like Neil Breen has only heard what movies are but has never seen one.
Neil Breen is an alien, confirmed. 👽✌
I feel like he’s a time traveler from 1914 who just got to the future and he’s trying to test out every special effect ever but he’s really bad at it.
@@tsmotions3446 u have it backwards. He's from 3014 and trying to show us the future while using "retro" tech. He's beyond our comprehension.
@@svh01 exactly lol
@@tsmotions3446 lmao he saw that wwi started and said peace out bitches
i love how after the smoke from the explosions dissipates nothing is actually damaged
He's a different breed
@@Random-sk6hm he’s a different breen
he makes really big explosions when he jumps off of things but afterwards nothing is actually changed and there was just a loud noise for no reason to any pedestrian. imagine having to explain to someone that you can make explosions but they only last five seconds, have the same boom sound, and literally dont do anything
"... And he really misses his brother"
"I miss my brother"
I'm heartbroken omg
I had to unlike your comment just so I could re-like it
toxyjin _ “And they were roommates”
“.. and they were roommates”
😔 broken
(Also I like ur pfp:))
Deep 😔😔😔
2020 baby
@@QueerAndHunger 😔🔫
I think we need a reboot, featuring Kurtis, and his evil brother- Durtis
Yes please
Uhmmm.....
YES
🅱️urtis
Bethany Taylor ...can the movie feature Greg and Craig?
Kat M ew not Craig!
I love how the painting breaking over his head made a glass breaking noise
Well it was framed so it could’ve had glass over it lol
Someone make a Mario 64 meme out of that scene
Could have been a mosaic lol
That was hilarious dude
Well paintings are usually stored in glass frames, so...
Honestly, I might just be insane but I think theres some honest to god real potential in the basic storyline and characters. I’m seriously compelled to rewrite a screenplay for twisted pair, I feel like it could be pretty good with better dialogue and a new perspective on the characters.
Oh lord
I seriously think this would be a killer anime or TV show
I thought the same thing
The concepts are good but the everything else like the writing, eating, charachters and their development, production etc etc
If someone took these concepts and made a serious movie (or other media) with it
It could actually turn out well.
Pls do
He will sue you both lmao
Why does Neil’s voice sound like text to speech
You may not have picked this up because of Breen's masterful subtly, but in this movie.... He's playing a robot using AI, which could be a cause for his robotic voice 😳
Cause he's an A.I robot. Weren't you paying attention? 😏
Text to speech is just copying Neil's Voice
Because he is God
he recorded all text to speech known to man to fund his movies
“I think about Niel Breen almost every day of my life” same brother, same.
Da frick? I think of him every hour
Rose Aeries I think of Neil Breen every minute.
That’s nothing I think about him every second
@@jasj122 i think about him every millisecond
i think of him every millisecond of life
Neil Breen runs like my Sims when I set their house on fire
Ah yea a fellow simmer who tries to kill them I tried to set my sims husband on fire cuz I didn’t like him 👍
bahahahAGAFSGSHSB BROOO I SWEAR-
When you w h a t
do you commit videogame arson frequently?
@@sonyalynn540 I do :)
Every film this man makes is like a Threat Level Midnight-esque movie.
If Michael Scott was super into sci-fi this would literally be it.
YOU ARE SO RIGHT
The worst thing is that threat level midnight is acually better... and it's supposed to be bad!
"where's he BREEN?" is the kind of humor we subscribe for.
speak for yourself, all I care about is getting that extra greeting
Had to stop the video to get all the chuckles out.
Breen Screen
i find it so sweet that kurtis worried about the well-being of his subscribers . he tries to warn us whenever there’s a section of a movie that may make us uncomfortable. it really does show how much he cares for all of us :)
He really is super considerate.
I love that about him
Or he doesn’t want his video to get taken down lmao
Evelyn Hastings or he’s a considerate human being and understands that certain things can be triggering to sexual assault victims
Dolxs L lol
I JUST REALIZED THE EDITING MAKES IT LOOK LIKE AN EPISODE STORY ASIAUSHDH
YES THATS IT
AHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG IT DOESSSSDSS
* punches car *
@@alex-fs9yt leah style 😎
OMGAUSNHDJDJD
The funniest part about Breen running through those exploding buildings is that he keeps telling people to follow him to safety but the people never follow him, he just jumps from the 10th story onto ground while the buildings explode behind him.
Is no one going to talk about how he used a glass shattering sound when a painting was broken on his head
5sos fam Directioner Limelight Mixer lol it was in a glass frame
@@linaghoname6888 lol dang I didn't realize/notice that
5sos fam Directioner Limelight Mixer 😂
The "purple forest" looks like the wallpaper I had on my computer when I was 12
YES
Getting World of Warcraft Darnassus nostalgia
Or the label for moonlight body lotion from bed bath and beyond 😂
@@ncdmusicinspires wow 😂
wow that brought back sooo many memories
I’m gonna hear that explosion sound effect in my nightmares tonight
fellow squidward
@@heartsfromyoms Ah HELLO
I already did😔
don’t you mean dreams?
im gonna see your profile pictures in my nightmares tonight 😔
I liked the homeless guy. When Neil talks to him, it's there most natural he is in any of his movies.
And you have to love a villain that plays with diamonds and cat statues.
Yes it’s pretty natural
Kurtis, your shirt looks like the walls at a kids dentist office. I’m not complaining
:0
Pft yeah seems legit
I want one 😢
Wow.....yes..yes it does
Or an aquarium
I feel like Breen has never even SEEN a movie before.
To be fair he can never see the end of films because he gets up to pee halfway through and the couch explodes.
Breen's never breen a movie but he's breen in a movie, several of them - all made by Breen. Breen, being himself. Okay it's breen real.
@@humnaali5759 Not everyone knows this, but he was in The Breen Identity, The Breen Ultimatum, The Breen Mile and Looking for AliBreendi as well.
You mean he's never *BREEN* a movie?
I'm sorry
@@holhorse4642 yes this is what I meant xD
“What’s new with Neil, where’s he Breen?”
Wow.
Sophia B he did it so subtly too 😂
this is definitely one of the movies ever made
Honestly Neil Breen dresses like my lesbian aunt. No hate, he just does.
Maybe your aunt dresses like Neil Breen. He is the lesbian fashion icon of 2016 after all.
Do we have the same aunt or something cuz that sounds like my aunt
i read aunt as mom oop-
Maybe Neil Breen identifies as your lesbian aunt! We don't know!
I am your lesbian aunt
All of Neil Breen’s movies remind me of that episode of The Office where everyone watches Micheal’s movie
At least michael went to actual locations 😔
threat level midnight is a masterpiece smh
Don’t disrespect Threat Level: Midnight like that 👿
Threat Level: Midnight is a goddamn work of art
yeah exactly except Threat Level: Midnight is absolutely *muah* 😗 perfect
im pretty sure that the budget for this movie was $100
$20 for a green screen and $80 to pay the 3 actors: Neil, Neil, and Neil
And the fake beard for $2
And a few cents for the stock footage
IMDb says the budget was "$3 (estimated)" lmao
@@katelinteegarden-hagen9 omg it does. also the eagle is on the cast list lmaooo
@@katelinteegarden-hagen9 Honestly i’m not even surprised
It feels like he learns one video editing feature and then builds an entire movie around it.
Neil sounds like Garfield if Jon died and he’s going through a crisis
his access to lasagna has decreased significantly.
Yeah he sounds like a emotionless Garfield
He sounds more like emotionless David Suzuki lol
why is this .. so correct
Specifically the line "I can't believe you committed suicide!"
The only thing that would make this better is if the stock footage still had a watermark
I would have died LMAO
LMAMSMSSMMSKE
all the money from his fundraiser went to buy all the stock footage used in this movie
🤪 I thought so as well 🤣
@@nabalhapalha HAHAAHH
there is something so viscerally uncomfortable about neil breens entire -breening- being. the way he talks, the way he looks, the way he exists. i am convinced he is actually a robot.
neil breen and mark zuckerberg are extraterrestrials from the same planet
breen and zuckerberg 🤝 failing to convince us they're part of our race
What do you mean? He is obviously hu-man being…….
And what a SEXY robot, ladies!
Obviously, he’s made entirely of programmable DNA
Petition to add the sound of that singular explosion in as the 13th note on the Western music scale.
Neil Breen’s movie scenes look like every Episode game ever but live action
OH MY GOD
I CAN’T EVEN PROCESS HOW RIGHT YOU ARE !!!!!!!!
ok i actually laughed
You cracked the code
I’ve never read a more accurate comment
I feel like Neil’s parents always encouraged him to chase his dreams even though he’s never been creatively skilled
No flaws in his creativity, just in his execution
Isaiah Wong agreed
Welp bless them, but honestly, fuck them
He should probably just be a producer instead of doing literally everything
Maddie Martin fuck. Missed opportunity
I think one of the reasons it's so bad is cause his voice is so monotone. He just doesn't display human emotion. It's mildly uncomfortable to listen to it.
That's because he's a part A.I
And his acting is bad.
Lps Questie even in his older movies, he is that monotone lol
he’s if kristen stewart had acted in this movie instead of twilight
Mildly ? Lol I think notttt
Neil Breen is so outta the loop still and I love that I hope he makes another movie. I’ve already seen the other ones. I need the lore. I need the Breen Cinematic Universe.
I love how Neil wore the same Levis jeans and black long sleeves shirt the whole time. Such a simple man.
Honestly 😂
600th
me: stubs toe
coffee table: OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY LET ME TAKE YOU TO DINNER
🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
also: in a relationship with the coffee table
You: no piss off!
Coffee table: MEET ME HERE AT 8. ILL BE HERE AT 8. ILL BUY YOU A DRINK. LET ME GET YOU A DRINK I CAN MAKE IT UP TO YOU I SWEAR
If only ✋😔
I want someone to direct his movies like forreal, with all his ideas and shit , maybe we could have a nice movie
Laïla B for real!!!
Naa the plot is terrible and random
I find the idea of someone ACTUALLY investing in his ideas too HILARIOUS. Ineed this
Hire Michael Scott as the director, after all he made the greatest movie of the century, Threat Level Midnight.
We need a collab with Tommy Wiseau
Find someone who loves you like Neil Breen loves that single explosion sound clip.
Breen had more chemistry with that eagle than with any of the other women in his films
Ok but why does this movie look like it came straight out of the game "episode"
LMAO IT DOESS
Like the walking is the same, have you seen the episode walking, its like they are wearing socks and trying to run on a wet floor.
“oh sorry, LET ME TAKE YOU TO DINNER” I have no clue but that whole reenactment sent me bc that’s how weird men can actually be
Yes, it felt too real for me so I skipped some of it, lol.
worm
It’s low key accurate af
@@missundies I accidentally bumped into your comment do you want to go to internet dinner with me?
@@letmeinyourhouse965 not with that username, dude
This whole movie feels like it’s just a really long TH-cam sketch
I've watched a couple Neil Breen movies but the problem is even if you watch them with friends, you instantly forget everything that happened the second the movie is over. Too many insane things happen at once.
Movies? This man was allowed near any filming equipment after this?
Just watch the Jaboody Dubs version. You're welcome!
@@WEFAbender6 actually, there are like... 4 movies before this one
I need to watch these with my friends while high
@@PiccoloNamexiothe same.. exact types of movies?
A new Neil Breen movie surfaces on the internet.
Kurtis: it's big breen time
Kurtis legit looks like he’s holding back tears during those action shots
I am.
@@deeznuts-zm9ze i'm not
i was just straight up crying
can’t believe they finally made ‘Getty Images: the movie’
Why does Neil Breen look green screened even in the scenes that aren't green screened?
Because he's that much of a legend.
it's actually a special form of tech called "breen screening", which he invented himself because he is (obviously) a genius
He's just so godly that his presence bends and twists reality.
It's kind of like how we're so used to the edited "That's my opinion" video that the original looks really funky.
why did that sentence rhyme so hard?
I can't imagine any of his movies being made after 2009
Sarah Mills 1999*
1978 lmao
1830
1670
“where’s he breen” - kurtis 2k19
Rxbecca JJ lmao 😂
Kale ceaser - kurtis 2k19
Almost two years later and I'm STILL on the verge of mind hacking
when Kurtis said “bae goals” i thought he said “bagels” for a solid two minutes and i was so confused
Same 😭
@@Mightbecasca well you're a danganronpa stan so that would make sense
@@Mightbecasca HOPE BAGLES
me too lmao
you’re not the only one.even the captions think he said bagels 🥯
I can't get over how sweet Kurtis is. When he put in the trigger warning I was surprised tbh because not many people do that. 10/10 good boy.
And in the video he did on Neal Breens other movie, he blurred or blacked out all the blood in every scene he showed just for the people who dont like blood (those were his own words). Like hes just so considerate, I cant-
Kurtis is so sweet and such a big ally to women
He also give us an extra greeting
When people say "not all men", they mean Kurtis. He would never.
@@Acquaintance6336
Only Kurtis.
I love that he says "Follow me, you won't get hurt." As he's then the _only_ person to leave that building alive.
Somebody on set: Hey Neil, shouldn’t we actually have people for you to rescue on this rescue mission?
Neil: No, we don’t have the budget for extras
Hey Kurtis, where are an Eagle's wings attached to it's body? 22:24
Kurtis could easily recreate this whole movie and that’s something I’d pay to see
PETITION FOR KURTIS TO RECREATE THIS MOVIE
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@Huh, that's interesting
Snarky reaction comment
Thicc thighs Save lifes snarky insult of your feet
@@DrMoonAtNight a comment on the amount of tea being spilled here
@Noah N snarky JOKES ON YOU I HAVE A FEET FEDISH THAT TURNED ME ON
Out of this whole movie my favourite line is definitely “I never had a beard”. So much emotion.
Oh come on how could you miss "who am I. What am I" 😂😂
this had more emotion than "i can't believe you killed yourself"
Time stamp?
I swear if I hear that explosion sound one more time, my head will explode
Whenever I watch this video it just reminds me that I am not as terrible of a writer as I think
Only thing stopping you is your mind, some people make garbage all the time but they’re confident about it so it works and they get famous
@@hamilmiller8940 100% (apparently)
But t is is the worst of the worst
Youre still terrible tho
This really just makes me feel much better about myself in general
I think Kurtis unironically would be in a Neel Breen movie.
anyone would tbh 🤣
He should collaborate with him to make a new one 😂
get neel on the phone
Honestly, Kurtis could remake this entire movie with him playing every single character, and it would be better just sayin
Neil breen is accidentally a comedic genius
Neil Breen directing his actors: say that line more slowly, and imagine your costars are standing on a mountain far away
THATS SO ACCURATE
the whole scene with him breaking into her house is like a fever dream what will this man do next i’m scared
Yup, something's not right
@MB It's like... less than a minute? Okay maybe a minute
@MB Yw, just feels a lil sad to act like its world war 2 footage u know?
@@gabrieltiq412 I mean he whole ass pretended to rape her and that's like, not very good too
@@gabrieltiq412 literally nobody acted like it was 'WW2 footage', they literally just said it made them uncomfortable. Pretty sure any decent person would feel uncomfortable watching a scene where a man breaks into a woman's apartment and attempts to rape her...
This movie feels like it was written by Michael Scott
edge I was just thinking this gave me big Threat Level Midnight vibes.
Natalie wow don’t do Threat Level Midnight like that. That movie is Oscar worthy
edge Don’t you mean Agent Michael Scarn?
Yet threat level was somehow better
nah threat level midnight was way better
twisted pair first movie to make a breenillion dollars it was so epic when neil breen said "its breening time" and breened everyone in the room
Neil screaming “i never had a beard” at a lady is top tier flirting
😂😂😂😂
would like but the counter's at 666
“twisted pair” sounds like a movie about testicular torsion
💀💀
I didn’t think of it like that and now I don’t know how to feel.
Glad I wasn't the only one to think of balls when I read the title
@@georgaseebalack6003 isn't that what the meaning is??
Your comment made my bf cry. PTSD
I love how he sets up the movie like it's going to be totally different "no more laptops, no more deserts" and then it ends up being exactly like every other Breen "masterpiece", complete with world conquering AI, a room full of computers, oh and that one explosion sound effect.