"Weekend at Herpes" - Nikki Glaser - Full Special
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- Nikki Glaser regrets having big teeth, recounts a recent romantic interaction with a tree branch and makes a case as to why she wants a boyfriend.
Original airdate: May 3, 2013
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You guys have to chill out with the bleeps. It's YT.
This is apparently 11 years old, they probably don't have the original copy anymore.
This is the same internet where people say “grape” and “unalive.” Drives me bonkers
@@pavonibus They're trying to be "brand safe." 🙄
@@rfichokeofdestiny I kind of got that because people don’t want to be demonetized, but now it’s just regular people who say it. I don’t know, man. And also fine now the algorithm will surely catch that stuff too.
Swearing in the first two tanks the algorithm, so they may have just censored the whole video regardless.
"if he bought you dinner at Chili's you should wiggle" 😂🎉
It’s hard to listen with the swear words bleeped out
Thanks, I'm out
Same here.
Guess I'm not watching this
Yeah the censorship was extreme. But still funny tho.
@@handyreiter1310 when is the last time you encountered vagina?
This special was banger after banger, (literally?) but seriously she knocked it out of the park with this whole set
23:41 "That bridge just comes out of nowhere... and then so do I."
Censored?!? We're censoring comedians on YT now? People who choose to view content can't be trusted to hear certain words?
TH-cam once age verified me to watch Spaceballs
Duh where have you been the last 5 years. YT is singlehandedly bringing forth a new language made of words to get past the demoncrap censorship words. Graping, snuggle struggle, Eff-Eh-Gee, ending oneself, hole punchers, s3x, 304s, men with the little hats, et al.
TH-cam monetization policies kills good content
Censored by Comedy Central in 2013
Reasons Comedy Central faded out in the new age.
She's so hilarious, so gorgeous, wish Comedy Central would stop censoring swear words we're all adults here, especially on TH-cam 😂
most people on youtube aren't adults and the channel wants to get paid for the views so they have to censor them out.
Agreed, she's great. They censor me because I go after MAGA. YT knows Trump is a cash cow for them, so there will be no disturbance in their revenue flow.
STFU, my kids watch youtube and other social media more than I do, but I'm a South Parkian from California... sooo, put a little salt on me, I'm a bit meaty.
my video isnt bleeped or censored. man this girl is dirt talker.
Lol a lot aren't adults on the internet
It's sets like this that have us coming back for more each & every time! Love her!
Dr Imen. Cure my HSV2 virus which I have been trying to cure for 7 years, now am completely cured, Thanks you Dr imenherbal on TH-cam channel🎉
STOP CENSORING THE CURSE WORDS, GOD lol
how old are you? 10? this is cable TV clip from only 12 years ago. the beeps are in the original broadcast. get over it.
Wait what?? What im watching this is TH-cam auto play. Okay I'll watch 😂
There's a place in GONE GIRL where she defines the COOL CHICK and how men believe that this woman exists. Yeah, the cool chick. I think Nikki Glaser's whole routine is based on being the cool chick. Men love her. And she is completely magical.
It’s cool girl. The mega famous cool girl monologue
She has a gift that's for sure. Super funny, makes you laugh even if you don't want to. She's a gem.
Really? I was listening to it, while doing other stuff, so I missed the physical 'deliverance', but it didn't crack a grin on my face even once, let alone an audible reaction.
The title tho... 😄 🤣 😂 😆
Love the spikes.
I just found out who she is & it's glorious.
I’m only two minutes in and she’s killing it can’t wait to see what the other side of the video has to hold
Hawt. I'm a 40 year old with a queen bed, but you'll have to push the pile of clothes off of your half.
I love your comment, because I could have written it. Don’t push em on the floor, they’re clean!!
That food looks amazing! Many blessings to you both! Enjoy🙏
She's hilarious 😂 😂😂
She has improved so much.
Jesus, Dikki has only gotten hotter with time.
This was a long ass time ago bruv
It's from 2013
Dude... have some self-respect and stop simping.
@ nah, I’m only here for a good time, not a long time.
Its Dickhole to you pal
Loving this
Holy crap the joke at 2:15 was hilarious.
😂😂😂😂 facts
She is amazing! ❤
Great writing and delivery, as usual 👌
VERY BEAUTIFUL AND VERY FUNNY ❤😂❤😂❤😂😂❤❤
How some sporadic random people in the audience just start clapping when she said she is just kidding and she is pro life at 4:08. And then she totally runs them over a second later with "I'm pro my life". I kinda wish I'd seen their reaction 😆
My best friend in my head
Is there somewhere to get the uncensored version?
“Has anyone here had a herpes scare? 1/4 of u definitely have...😎🤣”
None stop laughter 😂. She's hilarious 😂.
Really? Because listening to it completely, it didn't even produce a single grin on my face. All it reminded me of is the misogyny of those neanderthals at work, just in a higher pitched voice.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
0. Nothing better than a comment on a video I commented on before to see somebody with a fragile ego couldn't deal with said previous comment, so deleted it.
1. It's non-stop, not none stop.
2. She's not hilarious.
@skabuoy troll alert ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@@kirkmo1666 Sorry. I was just joking around. I never pass up a chance to use an Inigo Montoya/Princess Bride quote. I really like Nikki's humor. There wasn't one joke that fell flat the entire half hour. I agree it was non-stop
Lmfao listening to this at the gym
Thank you I laughed so much tears 😂😂😂
"Dichole"
Brutal lol
This woman is one of the best comedians in the world she is like a young Joan Rivers and if you know anything about Joan Rivers and you understand the compliment
Joan Rivers was funny... This woman only talks about her VAGINA...
God, I love her.
This chick is a riot!! good job!!
She is soooo damn funny!!! Watch her roast! The Best!😂
Release it unedited or don’t release it at all
Pause 😂
No censorship
Sounds like I knew his name🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾♀️
She’s funny… I like her!!
So good...love her!
I'm 40 and don't even have a bed. I sleep on a tarp in the garage.
She's really funny on the celebrity roasts.
I love Nikki Glaser
I never clicked so fast 😂
I LOVE Nikki!
I love her 🫶😇
Comedy doesnt age.
get us the unbleeped version
Do shizzle. She’s stops cussing after a couple minutes, still Hilarious
Lord have mercy she is hot ❤😂
when every other word is BLEEPed out what's the use of choosing this venue of my favorite stand-up funny clever woman!
Ahhh - so funny! Thanks.
Love Nikki, hate the bleeps. Just let us hear the awesome.
Terri Garr. Nikki is awesome.
Seriously ?! A spectacle of Nikki Glaser censored ? This is the level of cultural intolerance now ?
Man, this period of time really sucks.
You assured me of getting healed and surprisingly after 21days of taking the medication I was tested for HSV Negative. Thanks Dr Etiko Cure I will keep letting the world know about your TH-cam channel.
As a girl from the south, we call everyone ma’am and sir out of respect it’s always so weird to me to hear people offended by the word ma’am
OK, ma'am.
…and whats the youngest age that u would call somebody sir or m’am?
In Arkansas here. I still have a hard time not calling people ma'am and sir. My mother would have beaten me for not paying respect to my elders, and now it's seen as a bad thing.
Thanks for breaking down just how special Conan is! I learned this from watching these shows, but you masterfully explained it with examples in a concise video for all to learn.
Nikki is so funny. Incredible.
Ma’am this is Supercuts I know I had a Groupon 😂😂😂😂
I ❤ you Nikki!!
much love to you, Nikki! you're so relevant and in your niche! keep on keeping on, you're what's in right now! good luck to you, god bless!
You assured me of getting healed and surprisingly after 21days of taking the medication I was tested for HSV Negative. Thanks Dr Etiko Cure I will keep letting the world know about your TH-cam channel.
How do I say this politely? I really do not think someone like Nikki cares if god will bless her.
Brilliant
Nikki is the ULTIMATE blonde!! :)
She is awesomely fun hahahahaha, love you nicky, I would eat your comedy even with all the glass on top of it!!
Top 5 favorite comedian I love you nikkki
You guys complaining about the beeps, this is youtube, you can make jokes about the most hardcore things, but if it has a swear word the algorithm picks it up and there goes the video, recommended to no one, even demonetized
Wow. I did not know that. That sucks
It's *_Comedy Central..._* Who cares if they get demonetized?
Poor, poor Comedy Central didn't make as much ad money as they could have on a TH-cam video. 🥹 🤣🤣🤣
You assured me of getting healed and surprisingly after 21days of taking the medication I was tested for HSV Negative. Thanks Dr Etiko Cure I will keep letting the world know about your TH-cam channel.
People are over sensitive. It's just a fucken word. Get over it.
Honestly the censorship makes it really annoying
Guys moan when they come on purpose. 10 years of doing with your parents in the other room makes doing it quietly the norm
we get it. you don't like the bleeps.
CLASSIC
A-Mazing
She's brilliant! 😂
Watch Fred Klett, funny with no bleeps.
I think after 10 minutes a channel can curse and not lose monetization. So, to keep up the bleeps over and over is just a punk move.
Very funny
Girl!!! I just found this!!! Ur so amazing.
You assured me of getting healed and surprisingly after 21days of taking the medication I was tested for HSV Negative. Thanks Dr Etiko Cure I will keep letting the world know about your TH-cam channel.
This is so refreshing and funny and she is stunning too, Nikki has a lot going for her and is clearly very witty. I love the idea of all the conservative men faces screwing up with a piece of paper at the words that come out of her mouth.
I just love Nikki Glaser.
My name is Michelle. My favorite coffee cup rendition of my name is "mushel"
"We've got a coffee for Swarley! Is there a Swarley here?!"
25:11
She's funny and the legs aren't bad either.
Ew.
The real reason to keep watching.
Yeah, I would have liked to watch this, but the beeps are too much. Maybe next time.
front row got the best view in the house
This is the first time in a long time that i watched a whole segment. Constantly funny even when she messed up she made it funny.
There's no reason to believe words out.
Oh damn girl!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
what are they all looking at? 15:34
Dicky 😂😂😂😂
There are two women standup comedians that regularly make me laugh with their material. This individual is not one of them. 😴
who are they?
She’s def 😂😂😂 … 🔥
The first time you get called ma’am is the last time you call another woman ma’am. For real!
Funny,,.... cuz it's true!
Yup yup
Sorry, it's a cultural thing 😂
Ok, so would you prefer to be called sweet cheeks, missy, hey girl, sweetheart, darling, maybe add a cat call or smack on the behind or would those be misogynistic and rude? Honestly, getting triggered at a respectful address leaves people with very few options. I get that you feel it is implying you’re older than the person calling you ma’am, but if you are indeed older, own it, there’s nothing wrong with it.
@@robertedwards7900 oh thank you for your sage advice on how to be a woman
That's was hilarious
You can be funny without cussing every other word!
She is so hilarious 🎉😂😂😂😂😂
gave me two Chuckles that's it
Razor burn or herpes??? A fourth of you here know!!!
What’s with the bleeps? Certain comedians it’s pointless to post because of it.
Did she say she was 25, and then said she was 28?
… part of the joke. She finished “25… in 2009”.
She's 40... The joke went over your head
@@MadMaddiii That was necessary? Mean-spirited Maddiii? Watch more humor, love… geez.
@@MadMaddiiithis is from 2013 lol
She's alright. About 3 solid jokes in the 25 minute set that were funny, the rest was satire, not stand up
Hm... I must have missed those three jokes then.