"I'm Taking My Fat Ass Home"- Lynne Koplitz - Full Special
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- Lynne Koplitz recounts her experiences with LA diet culture, having a boyfriend of five years and trying to recall what Jesus would do in Manhattan.
Original airdate: April 29, 2005
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So beautiful. Like a cross between Cindy Crawford and Lori Loughlin.
I thought she looked like Eva Mendez!
Half the people in the comments are too young to know who either of those people are.
I thought this was Cindy Crawford. (Current)
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Lmfao
Its a complete manufacturing
Agreed!
so I think this is almost 20 years old now? Just so the people here who never heard of her know, she's about 55 now. Her last special I think was called "Hormonal Beast" in 2017, it's pretty good.
The 2017 special was the first I had seen of her. It was very good.
It was after she was part of a talk show that failed. It only lasted one season. It was supposed to be a younger version of The View but topics were more like what you would get on The Talk. Unfortunately did not work out but it also had Jules Asner and Kimora Lee Simmons.
Ty never heard of her.
I wonder if that boyfriend is still alive? lol
She's aged incredibly well also. An absolutely delightful woman. Then and now.
She’s genuinely funny, and gorgeous.
So many teenage memories unlocked rewatching this all these years later. Still a great special!
Wow, I didn't know Cindy Crawford did standup comedy 😜🤪😁
I thought she was uncle Jesse wife from full house 😆 🤣 😂 same women 🤔 😆
Lori Laughlin Cindy Crawford smh same chick's. She was funny though I watched the full show 😂
You know what's crazy the all 3 look alike and they're damn near same age. Lynne 54 Cindy 58 Lori 59. 😂😂😂 jeez Louise random facts for today
Same, lol…
Someones mom has been cheating 😂
she's got great timing and original.
I just watched this the first time now. The second she spoke I thought this chick's bipolar.... and I love it! lol
Wow you’re an a$$
Walking down the street sucking a lollipop 🍭 bit was hilarious 😂
I could watch her do stand up for a long time. Her humor is also great.
Lmao my brother and i first watched this Presents when it came out in 2005, and we have been quoting it back and forth to each other for the almost 20 years since. Really happy to see it here!
Any favorite quotes @littlefurnace?
@@KatWoodland Basically the whole thing 😂 but we do like to quote the (incorrect) Korean phrase a lot. Also "mama says you picked out, take it from the hose", "and then I go down on the nana and I wink at the man", and of course the classic "Really? I'm taking my fat ass *hooome*" 🤣
I watched this when it first aired on Comedy Central, classic stand up that takes me back. Watching it now, I was actively counting how many things she was saying/talking about that literally couldn’t be in a cable stand up skit these days. I did this at first without even realizing it, then caught myself counting and was like “what am I doing?”. I find myself doing this all the time when rewatching old stand up, or, funny stand up as I call it lol. Oh how far we’ve fallen 😂🙈
She STILL CRACKS ME UP !
If Cindy Crawford and Eva Mendez had a baby and Lori Loughlin was the surrogate (I know that’s not how surrogacy works but she also looks strikingly similar to Aunt Becky)
I'd pay to watch them try to make a baby.
They're both in menopause, so the odds of this happening are highly improbable.
Perfect analysis....
Grapes aren’t food, they cleanse my palate, from my Big Mac in order to eat my Fish Filet! Lmbo! 😂
I used to have this special on my iPod Video like almost 20 years ago, ive been looking for her ever since!!! Couldnt remember her name! Used to watch this all the time. Thank you algorithm for bringing it back into my life! It used to be free on iTunes
I loved Comedy Central Presents back then... downloaded the series. NEVER saw her before... which is a shame, I liked her a lot.
I’ve only seen Hormonal Beast and I LOVED IT.
"...and phone rang." LOL
Lynn is very intelligent! Which makes her such a great comedian! Yhe good comedians are intelligent.
I am glad I found her backwards. Really fun seeing her early stuff last. She's really rad.
I thought this beautiful woman was a young Cindy Crawford at first.
I remember her once saying she's like a poor man's Cindy Crawford. 😄
Or Cindy Crawford and Jami Gertz :)) ♡
Me too!
I thought she was Eva Mendez! Gorgeous girls, all doppels for eachother! How are they all so blessed AND also lovely, charismatic, and witty 💐💐💐
“I go down on the nana and wink at the man” 😂😂😂
I CACKLED 🤣
I love Lynn. She’s the best.
She’s hilarious I’ve never heard of her, will be looking her up for more
I wasn't expecting that voice. It's weird cos che looks just like a young Cindy Crawford
For real thats why i watch
Her voice reminds me of that show the nanny
Liar!
Only 7 yrs in NY and she lost her southern accent? Sounds like she grew up there
@@rtfloneall depends on how much you want to fit in
Lynne’s a natural.
Excellent comedian. Truly talented. Hope to see her more often. 😂
Flawless delivery ❤
Always liked this special
Im from uk never seen her before, soooo funny 😁 so great every time find an actually good female comic , happy randomly recommended 😄
she's a natural. good for her.
She a little crazy the way she be looking up when she's telling jokes, but she's funny and talented and got no filter, which is always appreciated.
"she be looking"?
Look this comment trying to correct the grammar of OP ^^^
@@fmlAllthetime ^^^^^^^^^
Look at this commenter too afraid to correct grammar for fear of being labeled a bigot by her peers and thereby perpetuating the ignorance of todays youth. ^^^^^^^
@@seeharvesterthis actually isn't incorrect grammar. @vicstf8432 just gave us a really good illustration of "habitual be," a tense that exists in AAVE but not in standard English. The "habitual be" is used to describe extended actions rather than singular actions. It tells us that event in question happened more than once.
It's funny that AAVE is often viewed as "less correct," in some way. As any linguist will tell you, AAVE contains grammatical aspects that don't exist in standard English, meaning that AAVE actually communicates information _more_ efficiently than other dialects. And communicating information is kind of the whole point of language. So the thing that language exists to do, AAVE does _better_ than standard English.
@@t3hpenguinofd00m
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Now this woman is funny, Beautiful and knows how to hold a crowd. Love her, first time hearing and seeing her TY for the video.
Oh my gosh the go peeny about doing dishes part had me cracking up. That was just what I needed. Hahah
I swear to God, that happened once to me...doggy style. He asked if it was good and I finally replied back - you talking to me, I was reading.
😆😂🤣🤣
@LuvTacoCat. My husband: I think you like nursing the baby more than sex. Me: nursing a baby you've got one hand free to hold a book ❤
You have to let the hose run for a minute to get the hot water out!
She can fold laundry at my place anytime
I love Lynne, I remember the first time I saw her talking about walkingdown the street in NYC by a construction site sucking on a tootsie pop.
Phil, you are living what most people are afraid of expressing. I don't watch you every day, But I watch you when guided. We've both experienced Kundalini awakening. We're hit hardest physically whist experiencing spiritual awareness. This makes YOU, the best messenger for those awakening right now. You KNOW the energy. You have personally experienced the suffering. You've been blessed and cursed with the awareness of a reality most cannot see. Yet, you take the time out of your day, every day to share your perspective and awareness to help guide folks who are just creeping their eyes open. I love you so much. You inspire me because you have the COURAGE to FUCKING SAY IT!!! I see you. I'm with you. I LOVE YOU!!! ❤
She has a more recent special (I say that but I think its about 5 yrs old or so) on Netflix. Its funny as hell too. And she's a little older so its cool hearing her take on things from the age she is here to the 1 on Netflix. At least I think so
It’s called “hormonal beast” and her comedy cellar sets on TH-cam are really good, esp her bit where she gives out her address and talks about what she would do to a home intruder
Thanks for letting us know
@@rainbomg I totally forgot about that part! It is hysterical
I actually have been locked out many times in the summertime and drank out of the hose🎉
I have never laughed so hard! Girl you got it!!!
She’s really a natural
Wow, what an incredibly charming comic
19:55 who'd break up w/ her..I mean...😂!
So hip kinda punk. Love it! Using something that is already bound is so good! I’d like to take some thing like this to work to make personal notes.
Thanks Nat! ❤
I have been looking for this one for so long!❤
Cross between Cindy Crawford and Fran Drescher.
Nan?
A hilariously funny woman!
Well done!
Wow, i haven’t seen this one in literally 20 years!
Lynne Koplitz !! I am definitely going to have to remember that name when I want to listen to some really great comedy !!!! Kudos to you Lynn !!!! 💯 🤣🤣😝😝😁😁👍👍♥️♥️
That was truly a lol set- I was dying!
Somebody morphed Cindy Crawford and Fran Drescher?
❤ *SHE'S PERFECT!!!* ❤
Wow - super! Thank you Lynne!
She is funny and beautiful! I remember this like if it was yesterday!
Never heard of her before shame on me awesome talent
I remember watching this as a teen! Just looked her up she’s STILL GORGEOUS! HOW? She so funny.
"I'm taking my FAT
A$$ home" lol...
Great show. Now I have to look for more.
THAT was friggin hilarious!!!
Great job 🤘
She totally reminds me of Cindy Crawford. ❤
Dude! I saw this the night it aired! This just took me back.
Art Linkletter's "Kids Say the Darndest Things": a little boy said the difference between boys and girls was that girls were tucked in better.
She's like a supermodel princess.
She is funny" And she is so darn cute, I could definitely overlook the Extreme nazel thing for at least 3 months.
I can’t get over how much she looks like Cindy Crawford.🌸
I remember this special when it came out. I thought it was excellent and i made it a point to follow Lynne's career. Besides a few follow-up appearances, I haven't heard much from her. I'm not sure what happened.
It’s honestly crazy she wasn’t huge! She’s very funny and has the looks of a movie star.
GOOD GIRL
So hilarious, I love her!! I needed a good laugh, thank you Lynne.
Can you get a bagel for a dollar in Manhattan? 🤔
It was 2005
@@martinyang3991 Thank you. So more like $2 now. 😊
Very funny. Loved this.
Mama just got the new vibrating Oral-B toothbrush and a brand new pack of batteries get yo ass outside
"I'm a size 14 naturally."
Me: I don't even know what that means.
The safecracker bit 😂😂
Brilliant, funny, truthful, and an amazing delivery. Thank you, rapahel nyc
She's awesome, total package.
The Kitten is called ? Making Biscuits ! Cat owner !!!🐈
Absolutely adorable and funny to!
4 grapes is crazy
How can a woman that beautiful sound like Fran Drescher mix with Lois from family guy😂😂
Probably because looks don't dictate how you sound... But who knows
I consider myself a standup nerd (all the greats, men and women), and she was pretty fantastic. Wow.
More of her please.
3:00 size 14.. maybe her comboned w/ her twin sisters ❤😂
Nice set ... and her comedy was pretty good too!
So good.
Enchanting....and hilarious...
The bit about phallic food is even better given the microphone she is holding lol
Funny & gorgeous. She reminds me of my wife. The first time me & my wife kissed, she stopped me & said "Do you wanna f#ck? Cuz if you aren't any good in bed I see no reason for us to get to know each other."
That was in 2003. We got married 4 years later in 2007. In 2011 she was diagnosed terminal & passed away Christmas Eve of 2015. She died of COPD. Her mother & my mother died of COPD too. Since I lost her I haven't met anyone else that I want to be with. Its weird too cuz when you're married all kinds of women try to flirt with you & stuff. But my wife, Kim, she looked so good I never cheated on her. She looked so good in a bikini that she caused a traffic accident walking home from the swimming pool. But now she's dead & it really sucks.
Ken, so sorry for your loss. Having been through my own Hell, I am enjoying Life again with a new woman. Met her on EHarmony, which seems the best as they actually ask you questions and pair you with similar females. Over five years have now passed and I want you to pursue a relationship. It’s not an easy experience, some trial and error, time. Never been happier. Peace brother.
You will see her again. She's never far- when you think of her ,she's near.
I'm so sorry for your loss. My husband passed away in 2015 too.
Wonderful and true lady
Ah 2005, when calling someone a fat ass was still an insult
That had "meat on the bone" funny. I loved that and don't know how it's that old. Or how have i not seen it....?? Till now. It 20 yrs. Ago approx.
Wow....Bradley you nailed it
Wow she is born in 1969...from when is this show?
KISSES KITTEN ~ YOU MUST BE CONNECTED TO ẞ… YOU WERE THE LAST ONE TO PASS ME BY FACING MY FLY
She’s funny as hell!
In or out - man I can really relate.
She’s brilliant 😎👏👍
Absolutely hilarious!
5:43 😂😂😂 16:36 lol she tried
She's hilarious. This is an old recording, obviously.