He walks at a psychos pace, gives a smile like a psycho when he nails it. It's hard to try to jump ahead to where you think he's going with it. It's pointless. This dude is phenomenal!!!
I have been to the show and it was a small venue in San Diego. Some dude got up and busted ass. I mean it was fucking loud and then the whole place smelled like ass .He said things that I never heard before that same smile. He came unglued and let it fly for a few minutes.
check out Frankie Boyle. He did this joke years ago.
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One of the few comedians who gets the laughter going immediately, and doesn't let up. He leaves you wishing there was a couple of hours more in the show.
You do know this was recorded and aired on television right? Those bleeps are there so it could be aired on tv. Didn’t you wonder why it kept fading to black? Commercials
This shows why Anthony Jeselnik is my favorite comedian of all time. Most of these dark jokes were met with not only laughter, but applause. Even the crowd knew these set ups and punchlines were not only hilarious, but genius. They had to applaud. Jeselnik is the GOAT
Honestly, I think it hurts his brand. It's not a very good special. The ones in more recent years are way funnier. I watched the entire thing, but I laughed like once or twice. I find his recent stuff crazy good. He's one of my favs.
My greatest regret is that while he was looking for his ex-girlfriend's killer, he would have also showed a photograph of my ex-wife to any potential prospects.
I know, right? I mean, can you imagine how much damage would have been caused by having to hear those bad words unexpectedly. Would have hurt my feelings so bad I would have needed medical attention. Thanks, TH-cam!
BRIDGETTE is my best friend and i was the girl next to her who did NOT make the mistake of looking jeselnik in the eye when he was searching for someone to make fun of. I can’t believe im finally seeing us in this special after years of searching!
I love this comic GENIUS! He's got the most amazing range of well-thought-out jokes ever. He's got the right look, the right rhythm, and the right wit to be on top. I can't get enough of him!
Finaly a full 45 minute show available here on TH-cam. Thank you for making this possible comedy central. Funny to me is that there are words bleeped out like ("S---") or ("F---") but the stories he is telling are more insane ( Humor). ❤ from The Netherlands
"So she's dead..." is the ONLY time I have guessed his joke, of everything I've seen from him.😅 I hope I'll some day see him live! One of my two favorites (along with Mr Burr).
I wasn't sure I got this particular joke, even after playing it twice. I guess it means he must be "seeing" many different men and can't keep track of all their names? And while "blaming" some guy named Jeff, he's thereby implicating himself as gay? If so, its very subtle joke, but also not terribly funny. More of a weird head scratcher were everyone looks at each others and "thinks" they understand the joke, but isn't quite sure.
@@privatename3621yh you didnt get the joke, hes thinks his friend jeff is gay, the play on the fact its not clear whetherhis hes thinks he is indeed gay or he is indeed jeff is the joke not, think you went to far from the setup and didnt turn left at the punch
@@soyinkaforster160 How do you explain this --> "I dunno. I’m so bad with names" from this --> "the play on the fact its not clear whetherhis hes thinks he is indeed gay or he is indeed jeff is the joke". It was very hard to understand what you were saying with all the typos. How is it funny if he is unclear whether "he is gay" or whether "his name is Jeff". Where is the joke in that? That's why I stretched to try to figure out if he was pointing the finger at himself for having too many partners or something. It just falls flat. Perhaps you could restate? I still don't get the joke.
Fantastic, dark, perverted, demented sense of humor. Right-on (nothing is perfect) timing, and pauses. I enjoyed watch him laughing himself. - Totally agree, make fun of the darkest stuff so we can live through it. I love the Cross joke, and the sad implications...but nailed in the head, I laughed so hard. VERY well done. I'll be looking for more from you.
The fact that he is so close to the bone but yet hardly ever swears is a testament to his creativity and talent. He’s up there with some of the best in my opinion.
When I stumbled on him years ago, I was like, Why didn't I know about him already? Should've been a household name imho. You never expect the punchline he delivers from the set up. Just absolute genius. Of all the professions and talent to have, being a comedian would be my no.1 choice. I'm in awe of the craft. And those that don't hold back. The last true vestige of free speech. If we allow that to be challenged in any way, not even 1% to be given, then it's game over. Pls don't allow that Ty
This is one of my favorite specials. I remember when this originally aired and I watched this so many times 2 years after. This is a nostalgic watch for me lol
Watching this with my gf was an experience: I’m doubled over laughing, and she’s sitting there silently, questioning both the jokes and why she’s dating me.
I guess I just love dark humour (done well) because Anthony, and Frankie Boyle are my two most favourite comedians. He has expert delivery, but the thing that makes him a master, is his joke composition. Worded slightly differently, they wouldn't work. His pacing and precision are impeccable.
Right. Worded any differently, these same statements would be taken as confessions. I've got to go but my visitor might add to this conversation on this phone of theirs.
Settle down there, it’s free. No need to be entitled and bark orders over free content. You want to protest censorship? Do it in places where it matters. Complaining over free content just comes off as such a Karen move…
@@nickspeakstruth133but it’s free content which may get demonetized if it doesn’t get censored. The video may still make money which goes to the comedian and his team. Fair is fair, no?
@nickspeakstruth133 no the majority of people understand why curse words are censored and don't care. You and your dozens can go kick rocks and complain some more
You can joke about whatever you want, it just has to be funny. The more offensive the subject, the funnier it has to be. Jeselnik said/quoted “art is getting away with it.” These other comedians just aren’t good enough to get away with it.
I'm more than 1/2 way thru this, knowing I saw it before, & still LOL at these masterfully crafted shadows. It's been years but this is art at it's finest. Even though I don't recall all that's about to be said, the jokes still have fastball speed due to their craft & economy. Bravo.
My daughter scrolling through Instagram and came across a selfie of a guy from Africa, she just goes "Where's your water?". She's so into dark humor, courtesy of yours truly, we always throw dark jokes towards each other roasting everyone in our family including her mother.
@@briandoornink7597 Nope, she joked the other day if her mom disapeared, Earth loses 15% of its mass. I received the beating, trying to calm down a polar bear with vendetta.
The only thing better than 2013 Jeselnik is the 2024 YT comments section of ppl being offended by 2013 Jeselnik! I'm just happy the bleeping isn't incessant. Some of these are legit unwatchable because of the constant loud bleeping.
Man, this is so edited. Missing so many good parts. The unedited version is way better. When the girl says "The Suburbs" he asks "what do you do when youre not being such a bitch"
He actually says “not so fucking boring.” That was me and my buddies in the front and our poor bridgette got eviscerated 🤣 yeah I thought I missed that part but thanks for assuring me it was edited
Anthony Jeselnik is one of the deadliest comedian snipers of all time. He has taken out 13 audience members so far and he shows no absolutely no remorse or any signs of stopping.🎙️😆
Well that’s true of most comedians anyway. The vast majority “retire” most of the jokes they put into a special. So by the time it airs they’re well on the way to building their next hour.
I had the opportunity to visit my hometown to see him a few months ago, but my plane had to turn around mid flight. I started typing this thinking it was gonna be a good story and now I realize it's just a bummer and I don't know how to end it. Sorry you read this.
We need more people like him that aren't afraid to tell jokes that might offend people. I'm Jewish and I was fine with the Holocaust jokes. He's not trying to push an agenda; he's just trying to be funny, and he's succeeding. I want to hear more.
I want him to speak at my funeral. Not necessarily about me. But just to set the mood.
Thats so funny thats exactly what I was thinking while watching this set
😂😂😂
Outstanding!
If you are a baby, chances are, Jeselink will happily give your eulogy 😂!
That is really good. You have a future in comedy.
He walks at a psychos pace, gives a smile like a psycho when he nails it. It's hard to try to jump ahead to where you think he's going with it. It's pointless. This dude is phenomenal!!!
his unexpected twists are amazing
Agreed!
I love this guy’s style. Unique.
Also, if you’ll pardon me, pretty easy on the eyes.
hi, anthony.
I have been to the show and it was a small venue in San Diego. Some dude got up and busted ass. I mean it was fucking loud and then the whole place smelled like ass .He said things that I never heard before that same smile. He came unglued and let it fly for a few minutes.
His delivery, timing and pauses are textbook perfect. And his persona is fascinating. Absolutely horrifying but likable. Very unique.
Seems like a Ted Bundy type. I'm glad he kills it on the stage, too.
hes not as good a Steven Wright
@@aceofwatersHigh bar!
@@aceofwaters Steven Wright is very good but come on.
It's just unique - not quite unique nor very unique. That's the whole point of the word.
His delivery is just absolutely incredible.
That line about the priest at a bar might be the greatest joke I've ever heard 🤣🤣
I know that was hilarious🤣
His delivery is painfully slow. I set it to 1.25 speed 😓
You're doing it wrong @@Savahax
ditto!!!!!!!
check out Frankie Boyle. He did this joke years ago.
One of the few comedians who gets the laughter going immediately, and doesn't let up. He leaves you wishing there was a couple of hours more in the show.
mark normand
he’s all punchlines it’s amazing. never a lull or long story.
@@strangefolk666no norm was boring
@@siris615 Norm was greater than all these posers.
It never gets old. He's one of the few comedians whose stand-ups I watch over and over again.
never!
who are the other ones?
@@dwarftechnitian Bill Burr, George Carlin, Frankie Boyle.
@@ordinarryalienhow about the Vintage Jim Jefferies?
@@democlips1 I think the longest I've watched Jim Jefferies is an hour. For some reason, I've overlooked his work. Any suggestions?
This is the internet not 1990 television. We don't need nanny censors bleeping out the naughty words. Takes away from the performance
Lmao seriously, that's what they bleeped out, did they hear anything else he said!?
You do if you want to stay monetized! lol
You dont know how TH-cam works?
You do know this was recorded and aired on television right? Those bleeps are there so it could be aired on tv. Didn’t you wonder why it kept fading to black? Commercials
This isn’t “the internet”, it’s TH-cam. And the censorship is worse now than ever before.
This shows why Anthony Jeselnik is my favorite comedian of all time. Most of these dark jokes were met with not only laughter, but applause. Even the crowd knew these set ups and punchlines were not only hilarious, but genius. They had to applaud. Jeselnik is the GOAT
I haven't heard anything new from him since this. I love his humor.
He isn't half as funny as Richard Pryor or Norm
Original airdate: January 13, 2013 in case you didn't know.
I did , but props for adding this always left out and important detail!
A show done by comedy Central.. it's gotta be old 😅.
thanks
Honestly, I think it hurts his brand. It's not a very good special. The ones in more recent years are way funnier. I watched the entire thing, but I laughed like once or twice. I find his recent stuff crazy good. He's one of my favs.
My greatest regret is that while he was looking for his ex-girlfriend's killer, he would have also showed a photograph of my ex-wife to any potential prospects.
I've seen it 20 times and "...but no one will do it..." never tires
Hits like a 25 pound cross to the back of the head.
That's exactly where I was in the show when I came down to read the comments. Absolutely hilarious. 🤣😂🤣😂
10:45 lmao
Naming this special "Caligula" was such a nice touch when you know the content of the comedy he does 😂
Dude has legendary one liners. Im dying over here
Oh no better call an ambulance.😑
@@priceforlife32 "oh no"
He doesn't have ANY one-liners. Also, I don't think you know what one-liners are.
@@bryanergau6682 you're a civilian. You know nothing about one liners or LPM pfft🙄
@@dapperdangerous-l9i Don Rickles and Rodney Dangerfield.
Cold....sharp....savage. no fat pure comedic power
"Cold,* sharp,* savage.* No* fat,* pure comedic power.*" What has the humble comma done to you that you need to waste shitloads of fullstops instead?
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@@einundsiebenziger5488 rip the humble comma it died here today.
Right on!
I'm so glad they beeped out those scary words. What with the overriding themes of the comedy. LOL
My ears are sensitive so I'm glad Comedy Central took the time to protect me with beeps
I know, right? I mean, can you imagine how much damage would have been caused by having to hear those bad words unexpectedly. Would have hurt my feelings so bad I would have needed medical attention. Thanks, TH-cam!
well, I'm not afraid of youtube censors they're all a bunch of docksmiking foggats!
@@SuperiorDave its comedy central, not youtube lol
I'm confused why bleep hasn't become it's own swear word, it's replacing them all as the ultimate swear word.
Sensoring Anthony Jeselnik is like covering the mouth on a naked picture
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BRIDGETTE is my best friend and i was the girl next to her who did NOT make the mistake of looking jeselnik in the eye when he was searching for someone to make fun of. I can’t believe im finally seeing us in this special after years of searching!
I love this comic GENIUS! He's got the most amazing range of well-thought-out jokes ever. He's got the right look, the right rhythm, and the right wit to be on top. I can't get enough of him!
What a coincidence, just decided to search Google to see where I could watch this, and here it is, open to watch! Thanks Comedy Central!!
Same!
If you know what CC Did to Chappell, you’d never thank them lol
Same
What is the coincidence though?
That's not a coincidence...
Jeselnik is the GOAT of dark humor, and so relatable. I had an ex just like his, she wouldn't shut up, so I sent her to the principle's office.
😂
I had an ex like that. One day she came home and - out of the blue - called me a pedophile. I said "Babe... that's a big word for a 10-year-old."
@@monroemullinix5974 🤣🤣🤣
Principals…. Consequences…. 😅
works better if she's you lover...
This is leagues funnier than most of the "specials" coming out. Masterful, hilarious one liner joke writing here
Finaly a full 45 minute show available here on TH-cam. Thank you for making this possible comedy central.
Funny to me is that there are words bleeped out like ("S---") or ("F---") but the stories he is telling are more insane ( Humor). ❤ from The Netherlands
About the bleeping; that’s American hypocrisy for you
The stories are in your head. Is your scalp 10 stories tall?
It would be a full show if it included the missing 15 minutes
It's so kids don't inadvertently hear curse words. They don't get the dark humor.
"So she's dead..." is the ONLY time I have guessed his joke, of everything I've seen from him.😅
I hope I'll some day see him live! One of my two favorites (along with Mr Burr).
Although I can often anticipate where he’s going, the delivery to get there still makes it epic.
I got to see Burr @ The HaHa Cafe in North Hollywood. Maybe 100 seats---Incredible!
The Christopher Walken of comedy...one of the best! 😂😂😂
Good call
Without the cow bell
This is like Christmas as a child! HECK YES!!! Jeselnik time!
“I think my friend Jeff is gay. I dunno. I’m so bad with names.” ❤😂
I wasn't sure I got this particular joke, even after playing it twice. I guess it means he must be "seeing" many different men and can't keep track of all their names? And while "blaming" some guy named Jeff, he's thereby implicating himself as gay? If so, its very subtle joke, but also not terribly funny. More of a weird head scratcher were everyone looks at each others and "thinks" they understand the joke, but isn't quite sure.
@@privatename3621 agreed!
Don't complicate things he means his friend might be Jeff or Gay@@privatename3621
@@privatename3621yh you didnt get the joke, hes thinks his friend jeff is gay, the play on the fact its not clear whetherhis hes thinks he is indeed gay or he is indeed jeff is the joke not, think you went to far from the setup and didnt turn left at the punch
@@soyinkaforster160 How do you explain this --> "I dunno. I’m so bad with names" from this --> "the play on the fact its not clear whetherhis hes thinks he is indeed gay or he is indeed jeff is the joke". It was very hard to understand what you were saying with all the typos. How is it funny if he is unclear whether "he is gay" or whether "his name is Jeff". Where is the joke in that? That's why I stretched to try to figure out if he was pointing the finger at himself for having too many partners or something. It just falls flat.
Perhaps you could restate? I still don't get the joke.
The comedy of despair? Why do I love listening to him when I feel low?
Because laughter is the best medicine!
I just discovered this guy, and honestly, his humor really works for me. I haven't laughed quite this hard in a while.
Punchlines hit harder than a 25-pound cross falling off a bedroom wall onto your head
Throwback. Unless I didn't get to that joke yet!
Yeah, you don't see them coming!
@@zeric3000 Just like her! 🤣
You mean, onto the back of your dad's head.
@@matthewdecamp2737 ohh, you'll 100% know it when you get there.
Fantastic, dark, perverted, demented sense of humor. Right-on (nothing is perfect) timing, and pauses. I enjoyed watch him laughing himself. - Totally agree, make fun of the darkest stuff so we can live through it. I love the Cross joke, and the sad implications...but nailed in the head, I laughed so hard. VERY well done. I'll be looking for more from you.
This guy - perfect comedian - he literally tells jokes based on his jokes. Genius. Interweaved humor.
The fact that he is so close to the bone but yet hardly ever swears is a testament to his creativity and talent.
He’s up there with some of the best in my opinion.
When I stumbled on him years ago, I was like, Why didn't I know about him already? Should've been a household name imho. You never expect the punchline he delivers from the set up. Just absolute genius. Of all the professions and talent to have, being a comedian would be my no.1 choice. I'm in awe of the craft. And those that don't hold back. The last true vestige of free speech. If we allow that to be challenged in any way, not even 1% to be given, then it's game over. Pls don't allow that Ty
BRUTAL. Can't wait for the Bones and All special on Netflix in October.
This is one of the best sets ever
He told the grandma joke like a true psycho🤣🤣
You mean psycho, Mr American.
Psycho lol
I kinda think he was serious about that😂
Jeselnik! You're a moment of Zen and a STONE COLD KILLER!❤🔥❤🔥❤🔥
he IS the Zen 😍😍😍
I've heard this so many times over the years. Never gets old.
This is one of my favorite specials. I remember when this originally aired and I watched this so many times 2 years after. This is a nostalgic watch for me lol
Crazy that they bleep swear words when Jeselniks' material is this dark...
It's so if kids inadvertently hear. They understand curse words but they don't understand the dark jokes.
This guy is a master of misdirection.
Man, who else remembers the Casey Anthony trial? That was a wild incident & even more hilarious of Anthony's post-show experience 😅😅
This guy started off with a r4pe joke... hats off😂😂😂😂
Lol this guys shock value is off the charts
Was gonna watch ASMR before I sleep, but this works too!
All killer no filler. Love it
That was a pleasure.
I could have listened to 10 hours of that.
“Was Your Neice” Is Crazy😭
The way he holds the mic drives me nuts 😂
Daniel Tosh trained him
Same, weird
He probably does that on purpose for that very reason
Possibly the greatest comedian ever?
You’re not fooling anyone, Jeselnik
@@RudyBoy😂😂😂😂😂😂
He's right up there with the late George Carlin...!!!
“Did you hear what I said?”
Big Brain Comedian Moment*
The parakeet joke? I didn't get that part, explain?
I listen to this guy almost everyday, makes me laugh every time
Does he have that much material out there? I like his stuff but found he only has a few specials but I could be wrong
Damn, that divorce joke crushed
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'd like to imagine this was Christopher Walken when he was younger.
I can see that. He reminds me of Timothy Oliphant mixed with Walken
Love this. Thanks for releasing this for free!
His out of left field punch lines are unmatched by any comedian I can think of.
Man, if your act is entirely composed of misdirects, you'd better be good at them. This guy's timing is impeccable. I'm impressed.
"You know, just to be a dick" Never. Gets. Old. 🤣🤣
Watching this with my gf was an experience: I’m doubled over laughing, and she’s sitting there silently, questioning both the jokes and why she’s dating me.
Magician level misdirects as a comedian lol no shot you ever see his punchlines coming
They're extremely well crafted. Always have to wait for the last few words of shock & awe.
I guess I just love dark humour (done well) because Anthony, and Frankie Boyle are my two most favourite comedians.
He has expert delivery, but the thing that makes him a master, is his joke composition. Worded slightly differently, they wouldn't work. His pacing and precision are impeccable.
Right. Worded any differently, these same statements would be taken as confessions. I've got to go but my visitor might add to this conversation on this phone of theirs.
Meet Anthony before he was Famous and he hasn't changed. Love it
I fucking love this dark comedy. Nothing is off limits.
Jeselnik has the same energy as Tosh, but the opposite pace.
Maybe the pace, but Tosh is great
I put him level above Tosh
Sounds like an oxymoron, but I totally agree! 😂😂
I MUST know his tour schedule. I'm 71yo, and love him😂❤😂
He needs a new special. One of my favorites.
Anthony, you're the KING 👑 of misdirection jokes, I love them!!!
He should have been at the Tom Brady roast.
Comedy is a good way to start the day.
If you are going to censor, dont bother uploading.
Settle down there, it’s free. No need to be entitled and bark orders over free content.
You want to protest censorship? Do it in places where it matters. Complaining over free content just comes off as such a Karen move…
@@specter0023looks like dozens of people agree… you’re the oddball out. Everyone is tired of TH-cam and their shitty policies.
@@nickspeakstruth133but it’s free content which may get demonetized if it doesn’t get censored. The video may still make money which goes to the comedian and his team. Fair is fair, no?
@nickspeakstruth133 no the majority of people understand why curse words are censored and don't care. You and your dozens can go kick rocks and complain some more
Or, if that bothers you so much, don’t bother watching.
One of the best joke writers of all time period.
Why is this censored?
live television
It's because of all the children and puritans that are definitely going to watch this
He's Lost in his own perfection 😭😭 love him sooo muchh
I wish more comedians these days weren't afraid to make people feel uncomfortable.
Yup, tons of people are being deprived from laughter so that a few peoples *feelings* might not get hurt. Bizarro world.
You can joke about whatever you want, it just has to be funny. The more offensive the subject, the funnier it has to be. Jeselnik said/quoted “art is getting away with it.”
These other comedians just aren’t good enough to get away with it.
The joke about the priest at the airport is my favorite joke I've ever heard in my life.
Brutal comedy. And hilarious. I love the dark side.
The first American comedian I've seen that has a British sense of humour!
He always makes me laugh.
I love how he smiles at his own jokes, that just adds to it!
This guys is funny af!!!
I'm more than 1/2 way thru this, knowing I saw it before, & still LOL at these masterfully crafted shadows. It's been years but this is art at it's finest. Even though I don't recall all that's about to be said, the jokes still have fastball speed due to their craft & economy. Bravo.
Not even close to the FULL special. There's 20 minutes missing.
My daughter scrolling through Instagram and came across a selfie of a guy from Africa, she just goes "Where's your water?". She's so into dark humor, courtesy of yours truly, we always throw dark jokes towards each other roasting everyone in our family including her mother.
well done sir.
@@briandoornink7597 Nope, she joked the other day if her mom disapeared, Earth loses 15% of its mass. I received the beating, trying to calm down a polar bear with vendetta.
Most underrated comedian of all time
I've watched enough of him to notice when he's trying not to break character and that's what makes it funnier!
The only thing better than 2013 Jeselnik is the 2024 YT comments section of ppl being offended by 2013 Jeselnik!
I'm just happy the bleeping isn't incessant. Some of these are legit unwatchable because of the constant loud bleeping.
**Genius-Absolute Best Show I've Seen!**
Legend has it that in Harvard they are still studying his timing.
I absolutely love finding new to me stand up of such excellence! Thank you, Anthony! Brilliant boy 🤩
Man, this is so edited. Missing so many good parts. The unedited version is way better. When the girl says "The Suburbs" he asks "what do you do when youre not being such a bitch"
He actually says “not so fucking boring.” That was me and my buddies in the front and our poor bridgette got eviscerated 🤣 yeah I thought I missed that part but thanks for assuring me it was edited
Anthony Jeselnik is one of the deadliest comedian snipers of all time. He has taken out 13 audience members so far and he shows no absolutely no remorse or any signs of stopping.🎙️😆
I love your comedy! ❤
This guy is exactly what i love in comedy. What a great act!
You can see the muscles in his face struggling to not smile or laugh on almost every punchline.
Comedy gold! 😂 He found his own style and reached top league. Not easy to accomplish in a rather competitive field.
The best intro IMO
I love how he works the crowd ❤
So underrated
If you think his crowdwork is impressive then you need to check out stavros halkias
Danke from Germany. Need something to unite pretty much all of us and money, music, love seems ok but laughter together is top. Great comedian.
I love that this is from 2013 and that I never heard him tell these jokes cuz now if I want to see him live it’ll be new material
Well that’s true of most comedians anyway. The vast majority “retire” most of the jokes they put into a special. So by the time it airs they’re well on the way to building their next hour.
I had the opportunity to visit my hometown to see him a few months ago, but my plane had to turn around mid flight. I started typing this thinking it was gonna be a good story and now I realize it's just a bummer and I don't know how to end it. Sorry you read this.
I want the seconds of my life that I spent reading this back 😢
We need more people like him that aren't afraid to tell jokes that might offend people. I'm Jewish and I was fine with the Holocaust jokes. He's not trying to push an agenda; he's just trying to be funny, and he's succeeding. I want to hear more.