Old World Geographic continues and there'll be every episodes of every places / cities / locations! Like and Subscribe to support this project! Marius Leitdorf model from Mixu's Legendary Lord mod: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2802810577
Everyone told that Marius Leitdorf was mad.... But where was the Reikland when the unicorns attacked, where was the Reikland when the unicorns stole our cattles...I mean wives??
as the dlc / content update pace of WH3 is slow, I'll concentrate on lore related content till WH3 gets dlc / update because there's only content about Nerfs about IE gameplay rn
The Averland Beastmen are an oddity. Rather than being shunned, killed, or exiled into the woods to integrate into the breyheard, they're instead expected to work the farms, give milk if possessing udders, and ultimately doing what Averlanders do. Namely marry cattle and continue the family and cow line. As such, lacking any chaos corruption, they continue to just.... work the farm. Much to the confusion of other tribes of beastmen.
Tarriff went from regular memes to actually teaching us about the history, culture, land and traditions of Averland. Definetly this will come in handy for the young generations who seek their future out in the world. I salute you, Teacher Tarriff. You have my deepest thanks. PS: The joke scene with Scout voice was just priceless.
0:50 They have a “joke” like this in Cathay that goes like _“How does Zhao Ming tell the difference between his woman and his horse? He can’t, and he wouldn’t care if he could!”_ (Laughs for a Long-ma time)
@@Thissentenceisfalselosers I bet she and Gressus came up with it together when her brother dragged her with him for some dining negotiations with the ogre kingdoms. You know, trying to get her to lighten up a bit.
one of the best things about his edits is that they are simple, but highly expressive and funny. You dont need op edit skills to bring comedy of this caliber. Its just perfect at it is.
😂the fucking inquisitor and soldier just him constantly bringing bigger fire arms is just superb 🤣 (thx for all the likes for such an insignificant comment. no really I just laughed my ass off and wrote about it so thx)
This is easily one of your funniest videos yet. The whole "divorce hearing" was peak looney tunes with them switching to larger firearms. As soon as the Minotaur showed up they immediately skipped from grenade launchers or any other infantryman rifle and went straight to artillery.
And not too long after this very episode was released, Boris Toddbringer announced his intentions of bringing Averlwnd back into proper society by massacring the local beastmen population.
Me and a friend living in a different city have been exchanging Tariff clips for over a month now, always finding ourselves laughing our asses off. Thank you! You really make our days more enjoyable whenever you post a new video! ❤
I get the feeling that one day old world geographic is going to cover Skavenblight, say it is a fictional place that absolutely does not exist, and then still say that it is better than Stirland.
"Stanley! What do you mean the bucket is from the warhammer universe?! Well I suppose that would explain the demonic warp abilities of a simple metal can......."
Averland is the home of the greatest Hero of the Empire, Marius Leitdorf, who stopped the secret invasion of the unicorns of the woods. Also the Emperor's Champion is from averland
Unicorns are freakin mental, don't let their charms fool you, they will gore any poor soul they entrance to death! -by a unicorn attack survivor i.c. 2498
At least the averlanders don’t serve their guests boiled beer ! I’m still not over this: BOILED BEER ! And I won’t even mention the pie with the fish heads !
i honestly think there old world geos are the best balance of comedy and lore that Tarriff makes. i loved the animal norscans and alex toddy but these are just masterful
No way! I thought I have missed all rge Old World Geopgraphic videos. Thank you so much for making more of these. I got so sad lately about Old World ending that I started to listen to Age of Sigmar adiobooks, this makes me want to re read Gotrek and Felix again.
Gonna need a Lumanark, or however you spell the damn thing, to burn away that heresy with the power of the sun. Or at least the power of a very very VERY deadly set up of magnifying glasses and a bright wizard lightblub.
Farmer: This is my daughter, Bella. Bella: **snarls in cow-beastmen** Farmer: Now don't be rude honey, do it proper! Bella: Uu...Uuuhhh h-hi...na-nice to meet you...**shyly turns head away** Farmer: Sorry about her shyness...she takes more after her father you see.
Well at least Marius Leitdorf is not mad enough to not see benefit's of confederation with Golden order :) With motto for our rebuilding campain being: Make Averland great again ! However there is very high demand for witch hunters and priests of Sigmar in that province to keep populaion in check...............
Old World Geographic continues and there'll be every episodes of every places / cities / locations!
Like and Subscribe to support this project!
Marius Leitdorf model from Mixu's Legendary Lord mod: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2802810577
Everyone told that Marius Leitdorf was mad.... But where was the Reikland when the unicorns attacked, where was the Reikland when the unicorns stole our cattles...I mean wives??
as the dlc / content update pace of WH3 is slow, I'll concentrate on lore related content till WH3 gets dlc / update
because there's only content about Nerfs about IE gameplay rn
Thank you for using Mixu's mod for this. The ending killed not just poor Betsy, but me as well.
@@stefanogagliano6067 Where was Reikland when the Westfold fell? Where was Reikland when the unicorns attacked us? Where was Reikland...
OWG/NWG is still your best series overall! It's always full of complicated in-world jokes! Can't wait for next!
I love when a witch hunter assistant has a same mind as his boss. Handing a different guns each time he see something horrible or heresy.
Why not both
The cannon getting rolled out as the “son” is shown is perfect.
Witch Hunter: Hellblaster... MORE!
Soldier brings a luminarch.
Wicth Hunter: MORE!!!
Soldier brings all kinds of spellcasters.
Witch Hunter: MORE!!!!!!!!!
Soldier admits defeat, calls Ikit Claw.
Kit Claw: I-I don't have enough doom-death devices for this-this!!!
Legends say an iron dragon once visited Averland and was inspired by its culture.
God damn it, took me a while. XD
you mean the horse*ucker?
I don’t get it. Please explain?
@@Wolfarior help
@@einfachnurhd3672 Look up Tarriffs video "The MOST Disgusting and CURSED Unit in Warhammer3
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Can't wait for the eventual episodes on Marienburg and Reikland
Marienburg is a Bretonnian territory
@@-Vandoo-3221 HERESY
Marienburg is just 1 minute of the city getting kicked to the grown by almost all the old world
We dont talk about the *"marienburg incident"*
@@pedroperez266 dont
Ah yes, a Witch Hunter actually doing his job properly. Good to see.
Marius leitdorf in one of his calmer moments of serenity and clarity of mind over here spouting some classic averland poetry
Sadly his accnet is so thick, that we can't understand it.
I'm impressed the aide had all those tools of ranged judgement at hand, heavy to carry, but not as heavy as SIGMAR'S JUDGEMENT!
He knew they were going to Averland
The Averland Beastmen are an oddity. Rather than being shunned, killed, or exiled into the woods to integrate into the breyheard, they're instead expected to work the farms, give milk if possessing udders, and ultimately doing what Averlanders do. Namely marry cattle and continue the family and cow line. As such, lacking any chaos corruption, they continue to just.... work the farm. Much to the confusion of other tribes of beastmen.
For once there's Beastmen I don't have to exterminate
My favorite thing about Marius is literally one of his skills in game is that he dresses well. Which In turn gives you diplomatic buffs.
Gotta respect that drip
Wait, does that mean everyone else dresses bad?
You're saying dwarves don't have the the best drip?!!! THAT'S GOING IN THE BOOK!!
@@leonelimalevu2199 only if you assume that Marius doesn't wear dwarven drip
@@AmadeyAzalin Nice save, you've prevented the War of the Threads.
Tarriff went from regular memes to actually teaching us about the history, culture, land and traditions of Averland. Definetly this will come in handy for the young generations who seek their future out in the world.
I salute you, Teacher Tarriff. You have my deepest thanks.
PS: The joke scene with Scout voice was just priceless.
0:50
They have a “joke” like this in Cathay that goes like _“How does Zhao Ming tell the difference between his woman and his horse? He can’t, and he wouldn’t care if he could!”_ (Laughs for a Long-ma time)
Miso Ying probably invented that joke.
@@Thissentenceisfalselosers
I bet she and Gressus came up with it together when her brother dragged her with him for some dining negotiations with the ogre kingdoms. You know, trying to get her to lighten up a bit.
you really deserve much more people to watch your stuff, not because of the total war games themselves but your editing skills
one of the best things about his edits is that they are simple, but highly expressive and funny. You dont need op edit skills to bring comedy of this caliber. Its just perfect at it is.
I understand why Karl Franz no want to be emperor (in the lore) but the world is in danger and he is surrounded by idiots.
Poor Karl Franz.
😂the fucking inquisitor and soldier just him constantly bringing bigger fire arms is just superb 🤣 (thx for all the likes for such an insignificant comment. no really I just laughed my ass off and wrote about it so thx)
🙌
"What do we have that's bigger than a hellfire battery?"
"Nothing, sir........"
Bring the doooom! Rocket!
@@Deerksw yeah dude, the one time calling another kind of Beast Man to help you with your job is acceptable in the service of Sigmar.
@@flyingcavetroll7247 And thus the exterminatus was born
Poor Chuck. Poor parenting led him to becoming a beastman.
This was incredible. Please do more Old World Geographic.
When the soldier brought the cannon, I knew that a hellblaster was going to solve this :D
This is easily one of your funniest videos yet. The whole "divorce hearing" was peak looney tunes with them switching to larger firearms. As soon as the Minotaur showed up they immediately skipped from grenade launchers or any other infantryman rifle and went straight to artillery.
Wow the quality of the new old world geographic is insane
When the inquisitor and his assistant see heresy and can’t figure out what weapon is the best method for dealing with such a vile putrid mess
When he started rolling up the great cannon I died lmao
Well now we need more Beastmen appearances in Averland.
beastmen with cattle splotches...
And not too long after this very episode was released, Boris Toddbringer announced his intentions of bringing Averlwnd back into proper society by massacring the local beastmen population.
I guess he really wants that name change to "Todtbringer".
Can’t believe we getting beastmen origin story with Averland story. It’s two for one ppl!
The Best content of Warhammer Total war is finally back
Me and a friend living in a different city have been exchanging Tariff clips for over a month now, always finding ourselves laughing our asses off.
Thank you!
You really make our days more enjoyable whenever you post a new video! ❤
I get the feeling that one day old world geographic is going to cover Skavenblight, say it is a fictional place that absolutely does not exist, and then still say that it is better than Stirland.
So this was how we make Beastmen Minotaur ror?
I thought you already know this, aren't you like, the expert about this kind of thing?
I like every second they swap bigger weapons everytime they see something weird
Glad the Old world geographics made a comeback. I hope you'll cover the rest of it as soon as you can tarriff.
i love how that soldier takes initiative to deal with that Abomination. he ought to be promoted.
"Stanley! What do you mean the bucket is from the warhammer universe?! Well I suppose that would explain the demonic warp abilities of a simple metal can......."
Averland is the home of the greatest Hero of the Empire, Marius Leitdorf, who stopped the secret invasion of the unicorns of the woods.
Also the Emperor's Champion is from averland
Unicorns are freakin mental, don't let their charms fool you, they will gore any poor soul they entrance to death!
-by a unicorn attack survivor i.c. 2498
This is the funniest thing I'v seen on the internet in awhile. Hope you do more and that someone makes a Beastmen army in those colors.
Also, Averland have the less useful elector state troops (dual pistol outriders).
Even Stirland state troop are more useful (flaming crossbowmen).
so the didn't let you have the heavy halberdiers?
I can't hear that voice without thinking "Stanley was employee number 427, here he worked pressing buttons"
At least the averlanders don’t serve their guests boiled beer !
I’m still not over this: BOILED BEER !
And I won’t even mention the pie with the fish heads !
Yep, the instead serve the freshest milk from their prized dairy cows. (and cow beastmen..)
i honestly think there old world geos are the best balance of comedy and lore that Tarriff makes. i loved the animal norscans and alex toddy but these are just masterful
Peak fucking comedy here lmao. The soldier changing his mind and bringing instead a bigger weapon lol!
You need to find someone to make a mod that allows the recruitment of weird colored minotaurs out of Averland.
Aw yeah, my favorite show on Old World TV is on again!
Pretty good, you could have also made the joke about how once a year the entire county becomes a lake that is 2-3 feet deep
BETSY, get the helstorm rocket battery, THE HEAVY HELSTORM ROCKET BATTERY
man, this is your best video in the entire history of your channel, no cap fr.
This episode of Old World geographic was sponsored by Reikland.
Hope Marius Leitdorf becomes a legendary lord. He would be amazing meme material because of how he acts in the lore.
I still wont get over the fact a dwarf runesmith slapping a frost rune on a slab of ice crashed the salt economy of Averland
Truly a most devious dwarf, but fuckin hilarious all the same! XD
Best series on TH-cam, period.
Scout's a Reiklander? Does that mean Spy is Bretonnian?
Witch Hunter be like: I need a bigger gun for this blasphemy. I said BIGGER!
This is definitely the best episode of old world GeoGraphic yet
Lets not Forget that it was Leitdorf, Who saved the Empire from invasion of deadly Unicorns.
4ever gr8ful :3
easily one of the best nature documentaries on the internet. Who needs expensive lore books.
The worst part isn’t the rampant Beastiality, it’s fucking Stirland itself is such a blight that it turns it from a joke to an actual problem.
No way! I thought I have missed all rge Old World Geopgraphic videos. Thank you so much for making more of these. I got so sad lately about Old World ending that I started to listen to Age of Sigmar adiobooks, this makes me want to re read Gotrek and Felix again.
This may be your best work.yet. I eagerly await more old wor!d geography!
Boris Toddbringer has even more of a job to do I see
Guddam reikland guvamen! They took ur guns!
Sweet home Averland... As Taurox used to say:D
So that's how beastmen are made
So, it's basically Wales except with more cows and less beastmen.
Now I wanna start playing empire again
I'd be the forth wheel to a broken steam tank if witchhunter carl said "yeah we might need it"
This is the best one yet.
Another beautiful episode of the documetary series of Old world geographic! I hope for some more soon!!
.....WHAT IN THE NAME OF SIGMAR, TAAL & ULRIC IS THIS HERESY!!!!!!
That shit not just ain't right, its impossible, even with magic,
Gonna need a Lumanark, or however you spell the damn thing, to burn away that heresy with the power of the sun. Or at least the power of a very very VERY deadly set up of magnifying glasses and a bright wizard lightblub.
You were close its Luminark.
The Beastmen but without Chaos.
Farmer: This is my daughter, Bella.
Bella: **snarls in cow-beastmen**
Farmer: Now don't be rude honey, do it proper!
Bella: Uu...Uuuhhh h-hi...na-nice to meet you...**shyly turns head away**
Farmer: Sorry about her shyness...she takes more after her father you see.
finally is back Old World Geographic
Beautiful editing. Those poor witch hunters...
I missed the " Documentary" about the Old World. Thanx Tarriff.
The races of men in Warhammer are really just hairless Skaven.
Old World Geographic is my favorite thing on this channel
Oh Yes the return of the Best documemtary in the whole old world
This is a true work of art!
Hey, we've all drank milk at one point in our lives, who are we to judge?
Next Nordland... Empire with Nords whom learn to make wall, wine and build house.
It's also the area where came from Archaon...
This might be your best work yet haha
thank sigmar tariff hasn't learned about the Averland wedding ceremony.
Yes there back. Thank You Tarriff
At least they don't boil beer
happy that these series returned !
Quality of your videos Tarriff are trough the roof!!! Keep it up! :)
Averland legalizes the marriage with no humans entities
Imrik: trigered
Miao iyng: Ho god no
Me: **marries a bloodthirster**
1:24 LMFAO wasn't expecting that
I like the idea that the beastmen problem stems entirely from the actions of Averland farmers.
Would explain how they're are able to raise or sustain such HUGE numbers.
Im so glad this is back
IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETER.
This was good, I'll have to watch the others now.
I cant get enough of these.
I really missed this show!!
jajajajajaja still better than Stirland jajajajajaja "SHUT UP STIRLAND"
I thought you invited Kevin from stanley parable to voice this video
That farmer is secretly the father of all beastmen
Well one of the fathers of a whole new tribe of cow beastmen.
Good work man, loved it !
Well at least Marius Leitdorf is not mad enough to not see benefit's of confederation with Golden order :)
With motto for our rebuilding campain being: Make Averland great again !
However there is very high demand for witch hunters and priests of Sigmar in that province to keep populaion in check...............
I did miss the Empiregeographic
God that fucking voice triggered the ancient texts inside my brain. He voiced a shit ton of audios books way back when.
Tarriff, I love you the way the farmer loves Betsy, no homo. omg you killed me with this