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This one session of TRPG, we went to an inn and there was some fat merchant playing cards. We tried to win some money from him, but we failed. And then an idea hit. Instead of trying to win our money back, we instead started hyping up the game, convincing others to wager against this merchant, who was apparently really good at the game. So he won everyone's money. Then later left the inn to continue on his way. We robbed him and by doing so robbed pretty much everyone in the inn.
It’s actually cannon that the Table top ROR “dogs of war” will mock fight each other to milk funds from their patrons. Wouldn’t surprise me if the gold tooth tribe did something similar to bolster the legitimacy of their protection racket.
Greasus is like the tyrant from the disk world series. To the outside a cruel and terrifying vampire which took control over the biggest city. But to the inside a caring ruler who does not hesitate to execute drastically new reforms to free the city from incompetence and Korruption.
That’s Tradelord Greasus Tribestealer Drakecrush Gatecrasher Hoardmaster Goldtooth the Shockingly Obese to you Somewhere Settra is laughing at such a short title
its almost nostalgic seeing old clips merged together like this to be a new feature video. And much like how greasus cannot wait to be king, I cannot wait to see where you take this next
well the company which invested 100M dollars on a feliform carnivoran mammals belonging to the family Hyaenidae that literally no one asked is not bankrupt yet so I think it works
Gotta think of it like if they pay heavy tolls but make it through the cost of the caravan is placed on the consumers in Riekland. If they had to fight the ogres every lost caravan is just straight up lost profits and product. It’s better for Cathay caravans to not fight every single ogre in the mountains if they want to make money.
I mean the historical Silk Road had nearly a 50% fatality rate just from the marching and disease. However the profit margins were so high on the ones that came through pretty much every merchant lord who could would just make back their loses on the ones that survived.
Greasus bowling that strike is the hardest I’ve laughed at any of your videos, and I was already damn happy to be getting Shrek quotes from Greasus as is.
The Cathayan merchant being called an Ogre section made me choke on my cereal. Holy shit that was good. And splicing in the Uncle Roger "Emotional Damage" was brilliant! Hilarious video Tarriff!
This has to be your best video yet, Tarriff. The editing for the Zhao and Greasus dinner scene based off Shrek 2 was amazing, the Advisor now sounds perfect, and I genuinely felt like I learned a lot while still being on-point with the jokes. Bloody good work, mate!
The Ogre arrangement with Cathay is beautiful because while they cannot physically roast their charges, the mercenaries can emotionally roast them with no fear of reprisal.
What is your most favorite Tarriff meme moments ? Mine : 5. Every Archaon and Manfred suffer scene 4. I know how to write every spell but I don't know how to read.... I know how to read but I don't understand what fucking are these 3. Vodka vs Coca Cola 2. Dragon dragon dragon ! ( Horde of dragon prince hunting Miao Ying and stomp the necromancer guy . Don't know his name :P ) 1. But the pages with successful reckoning is short ! (my most favourite one so far)
I know you’re moving away from shorts, but I def think there could be something like a biggest chungus competition. A horrifying compilation of Mazda Mundi, Grom de Paunch, and Trade Lord Greasus Goldtooth standing up to square off. Maybe that cathayan ogre there to represent. Then at the end of the day, when the biggest guy is declared, they all sit down to laugh at Alberic and the other Bretonian Knights slaving away in their minting plantations.
This is just a Beginning for episodes of Ogre Kingdoms and the Ivory Road
*+The Goal of this Series is to Introduce Every Places in the Old World, From Naggaroth to Nippon
But to do this, I need your support to continue, please consider like and Subscribe!*
Now about Helman Ghorst! Let the MeMe Mayo lord out!
The mercenary actors part near the end is honestly so genius, I wouldn't be surprised if it were made canon in the lore
This one session of TRPG, we went to an inn and there was some fat merchant playing cards. We tried to win some money from him, but we failed. And then an idea hit. Instead of trying to win our money back, we instead started hyping up the game, convincing others to wager against this merchant, who was apparently really good at the game. So he won everyone's money. Then later left the inn to continue on his way.
We robbed him and by doing so robbed pretty much everyone in the inn.
It’s actually cannon that the Table top ROR “dogs of war” will mock fight each other to milk funds from their patrons. Wouldn’t surprise me if the gold tooth tribe did something similar to bolster the legitimacy of their protection racket.
Tarriff is much better than lore channels
But tarriff is doing the actual lore vids
Remember that probably those ogres who gave that guy a free pass knew that he was a human, but still said otherwise just to bully him
What do you mean?
They just saw one of them and wished him save travels.
Greasus is like the tyrant from the disk world series.
To the outside a cruel and terrifying vampire which took control over the biggest city.
But to the inside a caring ruler who does not hesitate to execute drastically new reforms to free the city from incompetence and Korruption.
The ogre kingdoms actually lucked out with how good a ruler greasus really is.
Witch Hunter: "Chaos Dawi Thomas the Tank is not real and it cannot hurt you"
Chaos Dawi Thomas the Tank:
That ogre-ugly merchant bit killed me, hilarious
That’s Tradelord Greasus Tribestealer Drakecrush Gatecrasher Hoardmaster Goldtooth the Shockingly Obese to you
Somewhere Settra is laughing at such a short title
Thorgrim: SHORT!?
@@ZetsubouGintama THEIR WILL BE NO ALLIANCE AS LONG AS I AM HIGH KING!
@@Jera_thuraizONLY A RECKONING!
its almost nostalgic seeing old clips merged together like this to be a new feature video. And much like how greasus cannot wait to be king, I cannot wait to see where you take this next
It's amazing the merchants didn't get bankrupt after losing their cargo every time.
probably just fired a few workers and hire more interns to cover the loss.
well the company which invested 100M dollars on a feliform carnivoran mammals belonging to the family Hyaenidae that literally no one asked is not bankrupt yet so I think it works
@@Tarriff holy sh*t that was a mastapiece. can we get some memes on this? Or too risky?
Gotta think of it like if they pay heavy tolls but make it through the cost of the caravan is placed on the consumers in Riekland. If they had to fight the ogres every lost caravan is just straight up lost profits and product. It’s better for Cathay caravans to not fight every single ogre in the mountains if they want to make money.
I mean the historical Silk Road had nearly a 50% fatality rate just from the marching and disease. However the profit margins were so high on the ones that came through pretty much every merchant lord who could would just make back their loses on the ones that survived.
3:45 Their compromise would be: 500 gold.
Greasus bowling that strike is the hardest I’ve laughed at any of your videos, and I was already damn happy to be getting Shrek quotes from Greasus as is.
As Pole, I could hear that chaos dwarf train singing "kurwa cipa kurwa cipa", and I can't unhear it right now...
I still need a track of that Thomas the Chaos Engine song.
When I heard the Chaos Dwarf version of Thomas' theme, I just about woke up my whole family laughing. Good work, Tarriff.
Goldtooth philosophy
'ate Merchant
'ate Gold
'luv gold
'luv merchants
Simple as.
The Cathayan merchant being called an Ogre section made me choke on my cereal. Holy shit that was good. And splicing in the Uncle Roger "Emotional Damage" was brilliant! Hilarious video Tarriff!
Goldtooth is quite the economic genius of the Ogres with his diplomatic mindset.
And the Shrek bits were hilarious and I approve of them.
This was an excuse just to remake shrek in Warhammer
And?
You didn't mention the other danger in ivory road...
IMRIK PRINCE OF CALEDOR
It is said that the most daring and most ambitious of caravan masters smuggle Miao Ying bathwater with them to sell to Imrik for great profit ...
Dragon!
Imagine if Greasus Goldtooth as the IRS of Warhammer Fantasy.
I don't think Greasus is THAT evil...
"It's all ogre." - Cathay caravan seeing the mercs get hungry
Its amazing that you can consistently put out such high quality content.
This has to be your best video yet, Tarriff. The editing for the Zhao and Greasus dinner scene based off Shrek 2 was amazing, the Advisor now sounds perfect, and I genuinely felt like I learned a lot while still being on-point with the jokes. Bloody good work, mate!
0:30 best part
The Ogre arrangement with Cathay is beautiful because while they cannot physically roast their charges, the mercenaries can emotionally roast them with no fear of reprisal.
What is your most favorite Tarriff meme moments ? Mine :
5. Every Archaon and Manfred suffer scene
4. I know how to write every spell but I don't know how to read.... I know how to read but I don't understand what fucking are these
3. Vodka vs Coca Cola
2. Dragon dragon dragon ! ( Horde of dragon prince hunting Miao Ying and stomp the necromancer guy . Don't know his name :P )
1. But the pages with successful reckoning is short ! (my most favourite one so far)
5. MIDDENLAND BEST!
4. *Morghur death sound*
3. SHORT? No alliance!
2. DRAGON! DRAGON! DRAGON!
1. Skarsnik: "EEEEEEHEHEHEHEHE"
1. "WELCOME TO ESTALIA, GENTLEMEN!"
2. "Ko-ko-kostaltyn, Kislev's greatest patriarch!"
3. Norska apes
4. Sigvald singing
5. Awkward skaven undercities
You're a Gork damn genius, dude !
That Caravan Master got destroyed so badly I wanted to give him a hug. I mean DAMN.
Outstanding. Reusing old material like this gives it new sense and makes it fresh again
I’m speachless the shrek refs are so good
Every bleeding second of this video is ABSOLUTELY genius !
Would've never expected the Shrek beer keg gag, hats off, this shit is fantastic
Greasus is love, Greasus is life
i absolutely love that chaos dwarf thomas the tank engine scene, short but sweet but dont let the normal dwarfs hear that
Now THIS is education. You deserve more subs!
1:54 He 💅✨ATE✨💅
I like how you mentioned the Chaos Dwarf squid submarines
It's... It's... It's beautiful!! 😭😭😭😭! I make memes daily and know the effort only a 10sec clip takes.
You sir, I bow to thee, memelord!
4:01 died at this bit, holy cow
Glad to see that you decided on making more Old World Geographic content. Was a fan of this format since your Solland video.
but solland is a shithole though ^^
but it's still better than Stirland
The emotional damag had me laughin
RIP gold tooth. Best ogre leader ever. The mawtribes of aos need a new overtyrant like him
Greasus probably had better economic mindset than the average lords of Bretonnia.
this was great, thanks Tarriff
Arthas is imitating me and he even hasn't GUTS to eat his father after killin him, what a waste of fresh meat...
great content! quite suprising you can make these long video in such short time
_wher Imrik??_
That last thing about the mercs actor is genius
I love this. The return and evolution of old jokes all taken into a. Brand new context. I cannot get enough of it. Thank you again Tarriff.
Why is this somehow accurate to both WHFB and Shrek?
Bro it's magnifique what you are able to create i'm always astonished by your creativity !
At least it can be settled with a pint, or a bit of insults that are actually compliments. Pretty sweet deal with the Ogres gotta say.
For The Emperor ❤
You could say he's asking a trade Tarriff
Favorite Lore channel
Love seeing references to old videos in this one.
I know you’re moving away from shorts, but I def think there could be something like a biggest chungus competition. A horrifying compilation of Mazda Mundi, Grom de Paunch, and Trade Lord Greasus Goldtooth standing up to square off. Maybe that cathayan ogre there to represent. Then at the end of the day, when the biggest guy is declared, they all sit down to laugh at Alberic and the other Bretonian Knights slaving away in their minting plantations.
Still amazing Quality
Some of your best work yet
Absolutely love this series, what AI do you use for the advisor voice?
In hindsight, I really should have seen that little Shrek reference coming, but it's still hilarious nonetheless! 😂👍
That chaos dwarve thing..... is not that it was pure nightmare fuel but considering the kdaai can have faces they could legit make that thing exist
Nearly choked to death. Your videos should have warnings like ' funny enought to die' , 'may die of laughter'.
Holy Great Maw! This guy is genius!
I love these videos thank you so much for making them
"I love GOOOOLLLDDDDD"
- Greasus Goldtooth
Holy shit the shrek reference on the dinner scene i can't 😭
Greasus standing up straight is incredibly cursed
I’m liking this already
what a great show!
Full Chaos Dwarves the Tank Engine song when?
Today
Ogres my lord
Cathay makes much of this gold back however through taxes of cathay takeout.
Going through the Mountains is a premium content, for which you have to pay a premium fee to Greasus
These are wonderful
lore with meme's, we aprove this greatly ;D
Great nice content!!!
Warp thats some good lore
great works, i love you !:
I need to see vampire cost or dark elf pirats as Disney crues ship trip around they localities 😂
Bite sized lore!
I love these types of videos
Commenting for algorithm
Comment for the comment throne!
4-600 gold? More like 1 Peasant archer unit for snack
THAT'S RIGHT SLIM! I'M A TRUE GENIUS!
this is lore accurate btw
At least he isn't the Gorger Lord or a stirlander.
Love me Ogres. Love me lore. Simple as.
Yes Crow Boi is wisest
Love this videos
Well, time play as ogres next
Шикарно.
My cheek teeth also covered with gold. Does this make me goldtooth?
Another Tarriff W since WH3 gave itself an L
Keep it up, brother!
The shrek references 😂😂😂😂
Its funny that in canon, Greasus is literally the richest person in the world
Me sell meat at a meat store, but the price of these meats won’t fall…
always lore accurate
'Ate mi da so I ate him so i can mow to other things to 'ate 'n ate 🍖
Wonder how much royalties are voice actors are getting from Tarrifs videos? 🤔
Oh man, you miss the part where Greasus crush Ork Warlord body to mush with his hand to solidify himself as Over Tyrant but great work nonetheless
will be in Firebelly Tribe episode so don't worry. Every part of the Lore will be included
wasn't just an orc warboss, but a black orc warboss and Greasus just picked him up and burst him like a tomato