Old World Geographic - In a hole in Mootland there lived a Halfling

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  • @Tarriff
    @Tarriff  3 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    God damn it Baggins!
    +It was hard to make a video about Halflings
    Without a Halfling model

    • @chosenofkhorne2951
      @chosenofkhorne2951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Well at least they actually hunt vampires that try to conquer them, and they have cousins the ogres as friends if you try to fuck with them

    • @ncmtr
      @ncmtr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      dude you awsome !! pls do Averland next :DD

    • @kroxigordundee7767
      @kroxigordundee7767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wait don't you know OVN lost factions? There's Halfling in it

    • @Tarriff
      @Tarriff  3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@kroxigordundee7767 I got it but it's really hard to make somthin with a modded faction

    • @Tarriff
      @Tarriff  3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Sawyer Cantrell Halflings are actually -censored-

  • @eviem5658
    @eviem5658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1071

    "He's in downtown screaming he's fire and death and covered in gold!"
    Who let Balthasar Gelt out?

  • @EldarPanic
    @EldarPanic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    For a second I forgot which fantasy universe this was....

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Warhammer used to copy Tolken in the olden days.

    • @Crawdithe98
      @Crawdithe98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@lolasdm6959 To be fair, every fantasy copies Tolkien to some extent.

    • @rust9542
      @rust9542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@Crawdithe98 I personally try to think of fantasy games/shows where they take 0 inspiration from Tolkien...
      *SO FAR NONE*

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Crawdithe98 Well not really, that is only the case in the west, espeaciallly the Anglosphere.
      Tolkien took inspiration from British folk tales, that's where dwarfs and elves came from in the first place.

    • @michaelknox3715
      @michaelknox3715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rust9542 Game of thrones comes to mind

  • @mathieuverschelden4525
    @mathieuverschelden4525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    Imperial Chronicler Tolkien: Ah shit, here we go again. Then again, this might turn into an interesting story...

    • @milan4572
      @milan4572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Good stories deserve a little embellishment

  • @ollaniuspius1211
    @ollaniuspius1211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    I sense a "Make Altdorf Great Again" campaign from this Witch-Hunter

  • @InquisitorThomas
    @InquisitorThomas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    Baggins is going to return home to Mootland to find Vlad and Isabella eating all his relatives.

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Who eats halflings? Rather take a skaven instead.

    • @cliffhanger4945
      @cliffhanger4945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      FTFY >Baggins is going to return home to Mootland to find Vlad eating Isabella there.

    • @DzinkyDzink
      @DzinkyDzink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@cliffhanger4945 no fun if there's no nose to poke clitoris..

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DzinkyDzink Do vampire thingies even work properly? They are just walking corpses.

    • @OnlyDeathIsEternal
      @OnlyDeathIsEternal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lolasdm6959 I think, though they need someone's blood to make it hard.

  • @noblemanasa3974
    @noblemanasa3974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    Okay, so the Baggins started a minor war in the Mootland between the Elves, Dawi, and the Empire, then the Orks invaded. That makes 4 and a half armies present, so is the Vampires getting in on this?

    • @toastedghost8971
      @toastedghost8971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Sauron is the necromancer in the hobbit so that's him with his army of ring- i mean uhh....cairnwraiths and fell bat- i mean uhh... fellbeasts

    • @cathulionetharn5139
      @cathulionetharn5139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The dragon by himself probably made the fifth gang, or the catayan restaurant owner called his "friends"

    • @scienceme9794
      @scienceme9794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Beastmen

    • @parkerdixon-word6295
      @parkerdixon-word6295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I was always not sure what the 5th army was even in the book. Were they counting Goblins separate from Orks? Or were they Counting Eagles?

    • @pierre-mariecaulliez6285
      @pierre-mariecaulliez6285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@parkerdixon-word6295 Gandalf

  • @toastedghost8971
    @toastedghost8971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    out of all the places in the Warhammer universe to live, the Mootland seems like a pretty decent place to settle down. When there aren't vampires snooping around that is...

    • @badman231177
      @badman231177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Which is like, all the time.

    • @incognitopotato3516
      @incognitopotato3516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And then you relies that the halting have no filter and are about as crooked as a skavens tail.

  • @Shrapnel57
    @Shrapnel57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    That Stirlander saying about shooting halflings on sight makes awful lot of sense to me now.

    • @user-uc4vg4rg9e
      @user-uc4vg4rg9e 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't forget to make sure they're dead

    • @archforrier1097
      @archforrier1097 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      cant have halflings actually making there food taste good

  • @ПанКап
    @ПанКап 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    From this video I`ve learned that it`s hard to be an old man with a golden ring in the Empire. Especially if you`re from Averland or state-nobody-wants-to-visit

    • @崔莱
      @崔莱 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And also don't be a vault guardian in a bank unless if you want to become a gold statue *cough cough* Balthassar Gelt

  • @multi-snakedragon4184
    @multi-snakedragon4184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    *When oakenshield dies*
    Thorgrim: time to write another grudge.

    • @ZetsubouGintama
      @ZetsubouGintama 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's Belegar and he took Baggins to taken 8 Peaks from Imrik.

    • @wolffrdu6463
      @wolffrdu6463 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ZetsubouGintama so that why he stole food from the katay restorent, he didn't had the money to buy it

  • @demoscassi8055
    @demoscassi8055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Meanwhile, an imperial Gray wizard is visiting Lord Necromancer in Slovenia.

  • @Carmoth86730
    @Carmoth86730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "Just as planned"
    -Tzeentch

  • @aasmundhald7638
    @aasmundhald7638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    And the dwarfs: Dwagrim, Bagrim, Ogrim, Glogrim, Bigrim, Bogrim, Bomgrim

    • @beermaster3359
      @beermaster3359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ...thorgrimm,bombur,biffur, xD

    • @lostdamn1285
      @lostdamn1285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The way of how they name their people is quite grim

    • @lordteagan6252
      @lordteagan6252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The namers are funnier when you pronounce them "Ung-rim", "Dwag-rim", "Big-rim", "Glog-rim", "Bog-rim", "Bomg-rim", "Dong-rim" and finally "Thorg-rim". Grombrindel is the only one not with rim in his name, therefore he is sus and quite possibly a half-ling instead. Probably stole that name from someone and called it borrowing.

    • @rohan0724
      @rohan0724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bigrim the Dwarf was an absolute chad, look at the size of his rim!

    • @ZetsubouGintama
      @ZetsubouGintama 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fulgrim, Grimgor, Sigvald...

  • @tvs5941
    @tvs5941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Orion, what do your elven eyes see?
    They are taking the hobbits to Averland!

  • @Tragedous
    @Tragedous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The halflings recieved the moot because a halfling cook convinced the emperor that it would be hillarious to steal/permanently borrow from stirland

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Not only that, but they also got a Vote for the emperor out of that too.

    • @broadbandislife
      @broadbandislife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      THIS ACTION HAS MY CONSENT

  • @novaterra973
    @novaterra973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Fun fact: You can buy a tasty meat pie at cheap price from Halfling vendors in almost every Imperial city. Unfortunately, it is also called Roiling Gut Pocket because the Halflings use their amazing cooking skill to hide the sorry state of ingredients (and sometimes mystery meats), resulting in many trips to the toilet afterward.
    Fun fact 2: There is an Empire-wide Halfling organization for equal right, called Quinsberry Lodge, specifically because the Halflings are most oppressed non-human minority within the Empire (with plenty of attacks and outright pogrom - especially by the Stirlanders, throughout the history), since both the Imperial Dwarfs and Elves are wealthy and powerful enough (both as a group and individuals) to escape persecution and even fight off the lynch mob (and in case of the Dwarfs, with the additional advantage of the Cult of Sigmar literally having 'be nice to Dwarfs' as religious doctrine).

    • @navilluscire2567
      @navilluscire2567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Persecution, discrimination and even outright assaults against Dwarves and Elves living within the Empire probably still happen, they're likely just less frequent, both due to religious, political or social reasons as well as just the fact there's just less of them around. Also that such incidents of racial violence against elves and dwarves probably tend to be less...'note worthy' in most cases. (the sheer brutality and cruelty of it I mean)

    • @novaterra973
      @novaterra973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@navilluscire2567 That, and that the Dwarfs and Elves can be lethal in fight. Halflings... not as much.

    • @navilluscire2567
      @navilluscire2567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@novaterra973
      True, dwarves and elves might tend to be more capable of fighting back atleast in a physical fight against would be linch mobs or other racially motivated attacks but I think it's more about *they can get away with fighting back or even killing in self defense or against potential assault too.* What I mean is that a Dwarf in say Altdorf were to defend himself from drunk, racist, dwarf-hating humans and managed to fight them off maybe even kill one or two of them then he's likely going to get off Scot free as far as the law is concerned but it's the strong possibility that he won't face serious retaliation outside the group that assaulted him. The other Rieklanders (where Altdorf is) probably won't raise too much of a fuss over such an incident because one it's not seen by most as sociable acceptable to harass a dwarf for no other reason than them being a dwarf (try to haggle them in a deal sure, or wary of sticky fingers maybe..) and two because for many humans in Sigmar's domain they see most dwarves (broadly speaking) as at best mankinds most staunch allies with similar or compatible interests and this has been proven multiple times over the centuries and generations of cooperation and comradeship between the two races. Over the generations of fighting together in countless wars and battles against hordes of monsters and mutual enemies strong, lasting alliances have been reaffirmed time and time again.
      Not to mention the dwarves historical aid to reconstruction efforts after said conflicts which has engendered mostly high opinions and mutual respect in the popular consciousness of many Imperials if not outright good will, barring personal friendships and bonds, grudges and hatred between individuals or subgroup to subgroup relations.
      That's not even counting the numerous gifts given and contributions the dwarves civilization has made to the Empire from famous landmarks and engineering projects like dwarf made or designed bridges and walls to roads, fortifications and other vital Infrastructure which has made dwaf kind pretty synonymous with reliability further cementing their image as decent, hard working folk that are not be too harshly treated. (when possible or convenient..) Now ofcourse individuals are not stereotypes positive or negative, not ever dwarf is a friend, reliable, hardworking or good with crafting.
      Contrasted with halflings whom started out their notable place in the Empire's history as takers of people's lands and homes when the ill fated decision of the all ready (at the time and even today) hated Emperor Ludwig the fat (lovely moniker..) to give parts of Averland and Stirland to the newly founded (at the time) province of the Moot or Mootland province. This basically set the tone for Averland's and maybe more so Stirland's rocky and turbulent relationship with the Moot and the Halflings of the Empire for centuries to come.
      This along with the Halflings steadily growing influence on the Empire and control of its vital bureaucracy through their status as an Imperial province and having their own elector vote on selecting the Emperors of the Empire made already distrustful and resentful humans all the more adverse to halflings, mainly in those provinces that had to now seriously compete economically with the raising agricultural and tobacco industry powerhouse of the Mootland in its early years. This continued on with building tensions until a Stirland elector count managed to win an election and became Emperor who made it practically state policy to discriminate against and even encouraged assaults or mass riots against mainly halflings living outside the Moot destroying their homes or businesses. This set off a near Empire wide powder keg of racial violence and even full blown progroms against halflings which saw the uprooting of their enctched positions within the Empire's bureaucracy leading to an eventual drastic reduction in Halflings living outside the Moot and with most halflings coming to see humans as at best necessary allies but could quickly turn to viscous enemies and so most halflings today live in the Moot as far away as possible from the world of men at large outside of vital trade and necessary cooperation. (again baring friendships, relationships and bonds between individuals and subgroups)
      Ofcourse things are alot better now as far as discrimination and hate against halflings goes due in no small part to halfling rights organizations like the *"Queensberry lodge"* a halfling run group that sought to aid oppressed or discriminated halflings across the Empire and protect halflings from racial violence or attacks. This along with general trends of most humans becoming much less antagonistic toward halflings and it being seen as "unfashionable" to be harsh to the small-folk or at the very least are more tolerant of their presence or more indifferent about them save for maybe folks from Stirland or Averland but even that hard cultural sentimentality has grown softer and has become more and more the sphere of outspoken racist groups or individuals than just casual rascism abounding over the latter centuries and newer generations.

    • @novaterra973
      @novaterra973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@navilluscire2567 That is true.

  • @Emi_Tempi
    @Emi_Tempi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    God damn it Tariff, now you made me wanna do a Mootland campain roleplaying as the fellowship.

    • @thoraxthechangeling1244
      @thoraxthechangeling1244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In old editions there were actually rules to play so called "The Comradeship" as special characters in the halfling army.

  • @sorkvild1473
    @sorkvild1473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Another video about G.R.R Token books ? Amazing! "The Halfling or There and Back Again" is the best gangsta story better even than " The Fellowship of the hammer"

    • @KuuraHelmi
      @KuuraHelmi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How about the "Return of the Elector Counts" or "The Two Gates"?

    • @alect525
      @alect525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or "The Giant Glowing Warpstone"

    • @alect525
      @alect525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's a Simallrian reference

  • @xeroxhero5615
    @xeroxhero5615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    We’re a long way from the Shire, Mr [CENSORED]

  • @Inshabael.
    @Inshabael. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I remember once a halfling from Mootland gave me some of their fine herbs...only to later find out that those "herbs" were in fact a clan pestilens Skaven pubes.

  • @szymonrozanski6938
    @szymonrozanski6938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    NOOOO not the cathay restaurant.
    Oh well atleast we still got the "Living Meat" Restaurant.
    Totally not sylvania spies.

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When your steak attacks you

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lolasdm6959 If a vampire eats too much stake does it cause for them death by heart attack? 🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️💔 🥁 Ok, I'll show myself out.

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dubuyajay9964 lol

    • @navilluscire2567
      @navilluscire2567 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I could see the Vampire counts secretly owning and promoting a store chain similar to *"Hot Topic"* from the shadows as a front to recruit more cultists by making Vampires and the whole dreary, gothic esthetic "hip and cool" with young "Old worlders" (Fantasy "Not-Europe") some future timeline set in the early "information age" of the Warhammer Fantasy world. (maybe crystal ball based internet that's REALLY slow and crappy?)

  • @nobodyspecial9097
    @nobodyspecial9097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    1:19 he sounds like a pixelated Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

    • @BoxyBrown-lw9kb
      @BoxyBrown-lw9kb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Man I was hoping to find a comment like this. He sounds exactly like Carl

  • @diegocamacho6477
    @diegocamacho6477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    The Moot is an illegitimate state. That land belongs to Stirland and Averland.

    • @smileybones9172
      @smileybones9172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Stirland has no claim on it, if their cuisine has any say in the matter!

    • @ProjectEkerTest33
      @ProjectEkerTest33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The Emperor says otherwise. Do you question his authority?!

    • @cliffhanger4945
      @cliffhanger4945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      DAMN HALFLINGS STOLEN MY LAND!

    • @minimalphilia
      @minimalphilia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You misspelled Sil.. err Slovania. Land of batdiddlers.

    • @aymanelkadouri8235
      @aymanelkadouri8235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah they tried to take it but lost a STEAM TANK ONE OF 12 TANKS IN THE EMPIRE that's how strong or lucky the halflings are

  • @Moonhermit-
    @Moonhermit- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Is..is that a Witch Hunter with the voice of Carl from ATHF?

    • @gejnormcswipe8435
      @gejnormcswipe8435 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was just about to ask..

    • @eb5286
      @eb5286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah I’m pretty sure he uses a program that “deepfakes” voices from other media. The Narrator is from The Stanley Parable.

  • @EliteWarrior1026
    @EliteWarrior1026 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In the book, Tolkien counted the Goblins and Wargs as two separate factions, hence Five Armies.
    So the Norsca will ally with the Greenskins, but accidentally only sent the Warhounds and Ice Wolves units.

  • @had3s184
    @had3s184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I like this witch hunter xd

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He sounds like Carl from Aqua Teen

  • @smileybones9172
    @smileybones9172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    That witch hunter's name is Tolkien, and he went on to be the most esteemed fantasy author in Altdorf!

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      except you can't be a fantasy writer in fantasy setting... unless you write about such heretical things like progress and technology whatever that means...

    • @smileybones9172
      @smileybones9172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@TheArklyte I take it you haven't read Herr Felix Jaeger's work then. The fanciful lad writes as if he experienced it first hand!

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@smileybones9172 bah, low quality belletristics! Where have you seen a shirtless dwarf before? What's next, human sized mice?

    • @milan4572
      @milan4572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TheArklyte Necrodomo the Insane for example wrote such bullshit that is considered to be a fantasy inside fantasy for most players

  • @Hippie629
    @Hippie629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Now I'm picturing a drunk Witch Hunter Carl in a wagon with 2 wicked painted on the side while he's pretending it's a steam tank.

  • @williamoforangedidnothingwrong
    @williamoforangedidnothingwrong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Battle of Five Gangs" this made my chuckle whole-heartedly

  • @khornatekrieger3023
    @khornatekrieger3023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'll never get tired of hearing Carl's voice thrown around and used in these.
    Edit since I got a heart. Maybe one of these documentaries could be on Carl Franz.

  • @filipbronic2248
    @filipbronic2248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Carl is spreading through the warhammer like a clan pestilens plague and just like clans pestilens, I can't get enough of it

  • @linus5489
    @linus5489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The old world geography serie is amazing

  • @Kaimariification
    @Kaimariification 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That witch-hunter gave me a Carl vibe from ATHF. Poor guy seems to keep dealing with this kind of crap so much that you start to feel bad for him.

  • @deathkorpstrooper8228
    @deathkorpstrooper8228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    No, Not the "Battle of Five Gangs" again. They will ruin Altdorf... Again!
    GOD DAMMIT BAGGINS!

  • @Lollix87
    @Lollix87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:44. No matter how many times you will kill/cook him, my Poor Morghur will, ehm, "spawn" again. U_U

  • @itsjared4845
    @itsjared4845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm the distance, you can just see Vlad and Isabella calling to see if they can book there weekly reservation in mootland.

  • @PonchaYT
    @PonchaYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I expect a full trilogy of movies.

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A trilogy of movies, followed by one movie stretched into 3 parts.

  • @7337simi
    @7337simi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Never thought about Bilbo to be responsible for the battle of the five armies and the destruction of Esgaroth. Will never get that out of my head now I guess, rip. Thanks 😠

  • @discountplaguedoctor88
    @discountplaguedoctor88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Pretty sure that was Zhao Ming's favorite restaurant.

  • @yamochanchan
    @yamochanchan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ohhhh so one of Celestial Dragon siblings is hiding in Altdorf!
    Future Cathay DLC confirmed!

  • @orthobison9749
    @orthobison9749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    So is it just me or does this guy sound like the narrator from The Stanley Parable? Does anyone remember that game. Dang it’s been a while.

  • @swolie
    @swolie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I see that Carl Brutananadilewski became a witch hunter.

  • @davebowman9000
    @davebowman9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the most hilarious video in both fandoms! Congratulations on such an amazing success!!!

  • @northerncricket5199
    @northerncricket5199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can you make funny sound effects over thrott the unclean gulping down warpstone on the character select screen? There's so much untapped meme potential in that animation

  • @AdventurerOfOblivion
    @AdventurerOfOblivion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how the subtitles never match up with what is actually being said.

  • @Shackospeare
    @Shackospeare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:01 i need that as my cellphone tone

  • @gideonmele1556
    @gideonmele1556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can see why Vlad always invades the Moot

  • @nodrogstengrad4782
    @nodrogstengrad4782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is being implemented into my D&D world at some point. It’s brilliant.

  • @Hasemann1
    @Hasemann1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just watched a 4min + advertisement. I hope you get rich bro

  • @PipoZePoulp
    @PipoZePoulp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Moot, sandwiched between the land nobody wants to visit and the state nobody wants to be visited by.

  • @Diurdii
    @Diurdii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Any character voiced by Carl is fucking gold

  • @nickorlove7848
    @nickorlove7848 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That witch hunter sort of m sounded like carol from Aqua team hunger force. This is now my new head cannon.

  • @The_Great_Eye
    @The_Great_Eye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This fits so well since I Just installed the OVN factions mod and tried out the Halflings today.

  • @DarkArtistKaiser
    @DarkArtistKaiser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That witch hunter must be so fucking done with this shit. He could be out purging in Sigmars name but no hes stuck in this town dealing with this shit on a weekly basis.

  • @shimmereyes8984
    @shimmereyes8984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how Games Workshop completely stole the poor halflings into becoming freaking thieves

  • @Andreazor
    @Andreazor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Inquisitor Carl Brutananadilewski. He once had that problem with the Chaos Hound.

  • @koheletcalaforexclan6508
    @koheletcalaforexclan6508 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:46
    Jeez The Burn! Morghur’s Dead and he’s still kicked 😆

  • @cesare_1302
    @cesare_1302 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is absolute GOLD. You earn a subscriber today

  • @Banditlord52
    @Banditlord52 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like halfings are only there to piss off Tolkien and his laywers

  • @anjairis
    @anjairis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is one of the best so far holy fucking shit that was hilarious! XD

  • @SuperRedarmy123
    @SuperRedarmy123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    make more this it so funny plus nice reference lord of rings

  • @tonyfranksland428
    @tonyfranksland428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Halfling is like a global super power that cause problem

  • @jamesvoidray7646
    @jamesvoidray7646 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That one's the best so far. Keep it up dude!

  • @carnage_painting5498
    @carnage_painting5498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Poor morghur

    • @Shrapnel57
      @Shrapnel57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least this time he was made into something delicious instead of something worse than a warcrime.

    • @runthehills7858
      @runthehills7858 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now every mootling has an extra arm, eye or even some extra fur.

  • @kasatimshardnim
    @kasatimshardnim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All I learned from this video is that if I'm playing as the empire and I get that pop up with the halflings asking for protection against the vampires for the 200th time, ill just let the vampires have them.

  • @johntucker7905
    @johntucker7905 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    A classic "oh Sigmar No!" from Witch Hunter Carl when the dragon arose from the restaurant would have made this video perfect

  • @helwrecht1637
    @helwrecht1637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:23 best part! Omg I was bursting with laughter

  • @leonst.7471
    @leonst.7471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Halflings they exist sadly....
    -Marius Leitdorf propably

  • @_greenrunner_
    @_greenrunner_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is quite possibly the greatest meme to ever come out of warhammer
    I demand more

  • @lukedufresne7866
    @lukedufresne7866 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video made me way happier than it should’ve

  • @bertibert6656
    @bertibert6656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ah that is why Morghur ended up in the cooking show. A classic Prequel

  • @tavernburner3066
    @tavernburner3066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For the love of sigmar Do not let them learn about the Imperial dragon

  • @nasir6r996
    @nasir6r996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ...Is...
    ...
    Is that Witch Hunter...Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force? >.>

  • @rull11100
    @rull11100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Halfling: The Battle of Five Gangs

  • @SeruraRenge11
    @SeruraRenge11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Captain Carl Brutananadilewski of the Empire

  • @ShineyFace1337
    @ShineyFace1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Witchhunter Carl: Hey freak! Your gonna be judged for the heretical things you did!
    Heretic: I didn't do no heresy!
    Witchhunter Carl: you did! You freaking did, I saw you!

  • @dovahkiin_brasil
    @dovahkiin_brasil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How do you produce good content like this in such little amount of time?

  • @ProjectEkerTest33
    @ProjectEkerTest33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    It's almost like most of Warhammer is just LoTR but changed a bit...

    • @TheKolboShow
      @TheKolboShow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or to be more accurate, Warhammer is just LoTR, Monty Python and Michael Moorcock novels but changed a bit.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Malus Darkblade is based on Elric of Melnibone.

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's totally different!
      The Orcs are green, see? Totally different. And look, the human kingdoms aren't medival, they're early modern! There's no way you can mix those up! And let's not even get started on the dead frog on a magic chair spiritually leading a race of bioengineered super soldiers.
      And look at those! Those are Fimir! NOTHING has had a Fimir before!

    • @minimalphilia
      @minimalphilia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      After defeating the dark lord in his tower, the city of Gondor started dealing with its rat problem.
      It's gone now.
      The city.

  • @kagetoshin9761
    @kagetoshin9761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nephew Baggins: Uncle can u tell me that story
    Uncle Baggins: Watch this video

  • @johnbennett7628
    @johnbennett7628 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me: reads the title.
    My brain: aw shit here we go again.
    *Cue Skarsnik laughing in Black Speech*
    Wasn’t expecting that were you.

  • @CasualDiver
    @CasualDiver 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    These are getting better and better

  • @aymanelkadouri8235
    @aymanelkadouri8235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The moment that witch hunter spoke I felt deja vu like a certain caracter called Carl who lives near frylock and shake and meatwad

  • @praise_kek340
    @praise_kek340 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am really enjoying this keep making more

  • @Stolskai
    @Stolskai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just putting for the record (Since I didn't see it in the description), The voices are from 15.ai.

  • @Aleksenorus
    @Aleksenorus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was great. I'm really looking forward to the story about the Bordelo and the "hardworking" Alberic. 😄😁

  • @arpeedaggs
    @arpeedaggs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Inquistor Carl is my new favorite

  • @gergokerekes4550
    @gergokerekes4550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this was like, 5 world deep.
    I like it.

  • @chaospacemarine8330
    @chaospacemarine8330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    *THIS COMMENT WAS REMOVED FROM PUBLIC VIEWING BY THE TOLKIEN™ ESTATE.*

  • @fumarc4501
    @fumarc4501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I now want a big red dragon to attack Mootland.

  • @dubuyajay9964
    @dubuyajay9964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    More Witch Hunter Carl please.

  • @MagusLay
    @MagusLay 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Witch Hunter's voice makes me think of an Altdorfian Carl from Aqua Teen and now I can't unsee it

  • @isaacplanas4948
    @isaacplanas4948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In the midle of the batle:
    Witch hunter: We are loosing, where's is the mage when you need him?
    Mage: a mage never comes early or later... it come when GODDAMMIT BAGGINS, THAT HALFLING SON OF MANFRED HAS STOLE MY RING AGAIN!

  • @SomeOneWandering
    @SomeOneWandering 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just love how the Inquisitor Captain is voice by Carl from Aqua Teen

  • @timothybyrne9764
    @timothybyrne9764 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can apreciate this new text to speach device.

  • @lorf9303
    @lorf9303 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where do you even get those vocals.
    I'm an oldschool german pooper and I know some good word mixing when I hear it, so props to you mate

  • @jacobirving8999
    @jacobirving8999 ปีที่แล้ว

    The witch hunter has to be my favorite recurring character

  • @DzinkyDzink
    @DzinkyDzink 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well that explains why there are orcs outside of Altdorf in the tutorial...

  • @volkspanzer8444
    @volkspanzer8444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @1:12 Is that Witch Hunter Carl?

  • @crysenthos7022
    @crysenthos7022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    God damn it Baggins!
    Oh well, at least he is a Hobbit, not a human from Stirland