Zhao Ming is the Greatest Chemist in the Universe in the Lore and that leads to the inevitable fate of Breaking Bad *+The Goal of this Series is to Introduce Every Places in the Old World, From Naggaroth to Nippon But to do this, I need your support to continue, please consider like and Subscribe!*
The fact that Cathay is the source of some of Empire illicit drugs makes this lore accurate... Since it's the Skaven who's distributing it within the Empire. Which itself is a parody of Chinese opium dens and reflects how racism and elitism helped ban the opium trade in London. British role as the world biggest drug dealer backfired ...
You forgot about one important thing about this province. Every week Imrik the prince of Caledor finds new ways to illegally cross the border in order to get to Miao Ying. The guards have posters with Imrik face with only one order „Never. Under no circumstances. Ever. Let this person into Cathay.”
@@brandonlyon730 unlikely. Teclis is teased by Tyrion for using magic to have 2 hot elf twins love and sleep with him at the same time for years. But they do allow to have relationships. Just not officially married. Its kinda weird, but you can have as many lovers as you want among light elves. Dark elf are kinda the same, but its man who is supposed to be faithful to wife while wife can have many lovers. Kinda helps the fact pregancy is complicated among them. Doesn’t really matter much, neither GW or CA cares about canon relationships. After all, Malekith was not only married but also had a daughter and neither his wife or child was ever brought up. Og Children of Aenarion also turned out to be alive and both not only not live ling enought to see the EndTimes, one became a mid Queen and died while actual Son of Aenarion became a sailor and died off screen.
Shame he didn't cover what happened with Greasus Goldtooth. Goldtooth was blowing loads of gold on extravagant feasts for his tribe, which was starting to catch some unwanted attention. Zhao Ming and Greasus Goldtooth would get into disputes on Greasus spending all their money and Zhao hoarding their money. The last time they teamed up was when Greasus helped Zhao kill the infamous Skaven Druglord, Gustavo Skrit. Goldtooth would later snitch on Zhao Ming to his brother after learning that Zhao was the one who ate his leftovers.
1:44 I absolutely love the idea that every single skaven, from the council of 13 to the lowliest cannon fodder skavenslave gathered up some gold to buy drugs, the millions (if not billion) of rats that worked to specifically buy some warpstone crack is lore accurate with how badly the skaven want warpstone, to the point of fighting nagash of all people over it.
We need a scene of two Bretonnian armies armies about to engage, and then suddenly the Empire police pull up and arrest everyone, with a Paladin being handcuffed by a police van XD just a little scene from a great movie
This would make a great TV show if you set it in the 2000s in America, maybe in the southwest. Instead of an immortal dragon emperor, maybe make him a little more relatable. Cast a character actor from a different TV show, make him a dad and a chemistry teacher. I think we're really on to something here!
Hi Tariff, I hope you don’t feel too burned out. Just want you to know you could create anything from any genre and would love to see it. Take care of yourself, and know that while we love what you create. Have a nice day
"Dragon kids these days and their silly warp drug empires. Dragons back in my day had to burn towns down and demand hot virgin sacrifices. You'd settle for a warp dust hussy when you could EARN that hot blonde virgin? What do you mean they likely weren't virgins? They wouldn't dare... oh... ohhhh, oh I got to go brush my teeth suddenly."
This why I only smoke elder roots, very medicinal, Caledor Dragontamer himself even said so! Words of the wise keep your medical herds separated from your girlfriends, lovers, wives, etc, had to remind Naestra & Arahan why clothing and armor are a must-have
Amazing. We need an add-on with this story in game. Far better than the official one ! (I know this is Breaking Bad - doesn't change a thing. Tarriff is the GOAT)
I wonder if the fact that they have no assassins and only one stealth spell will be addressed, but the eshin clan claims to have learned everything from them, including their special magic lore.
Zhao Ming is the Greatest Chemist in the Universe in the Lore
and that leads to the inevitable fate of Breaking Bad
*+The Goal of this Series is to Introduce Every Places in the Old World, From Naggaroth to Nippon
But to do this, I need your support to continue, please consider like and Subscribe!*
The lore of blue warpstone will be expanded and continued in future episodes
@@TarriffI can't wait!
I salute your editing skills.
The fact that Cathay is the source of some of Empire illicit drugs makes this lore accurate... Since it's the Skaven who's distributing it within the Empire.
Which itself is a parody of Chinese opium dens and reflects how racism and elitism helped ban the opium trade in London. British role as the world biggest drug dealer backfired ...
The best part is, everybody knows.
The Moon Empress won't let anyone criticize her baby boy for being Heisenberg.
Imagine making such a mighty warpstone empire, but you had to stop because Dad said your grounded
A business big enough to be listed on the RATSDAQ goes belly up. Disappears. It ceases to exist, without him.
Dragon emperor finds out Zhao Ming making drugs
"you doctor yet?"
"no dad im Heisenberg"
"talk to me when you are doctor"
eMoTiOnAl dAmAgE
Typical asian parents so)
What's that on his unit card?
Zhou Ming -25% resistence to emotional Damage.
Miao: “BROTHER, are you *sure* this will work?”
Zhao: “I HAVE *NO* IDEA!”
You forgot about one important thing about this province.
Every week Imrik the prince of Caledor finds new ways to illegally cross the border in order to get to Miao Ying. The guards have posters with Imrik face with only one order „Never. Under no circumstances. Ever. Let this person into Cathay.”
about that..
coming soon
@@Tarriff Imrik, or the video?
Funny enough in canon Caledor actually has a elven wife, curious if elven society allows polygamy though?
@@brandonlyon730Ancient China has polygamy, probably the same deal with Grand Cathay. I just don't know if MiaoYing would say yes to Imrik.
@@brandonlyon730 unlikely. Teclis is teased by Tyrion for using magic to have 2 hot elf twins love and sleep with him at the same time for years. But they do allow to have relationships. Just not officially married. Its kinda weird, but you can have as many lovers as you want among light elves. Dark elf are kinda the same, but its man who is supposed to be faithful to wife while wife can have many lovers. Kinda helps the fact pregancy is complicated among them.
Doesn’t really matter much, neither GW or CA cares about canon relationships. After all, Malekith was not only married but also had a daughter and neither his wife or child was ever brought up. Og Children of Aenarion also turned out to be alive and both not only not live ling enought to see the EndTimes, one became a mid Queen and died while actual Son of Aenarion became a sailor and died off screen.
Yuan Bo's greatest interogation method to Zhao Ming: tell their dad
Tarriff's Creativity > Entire Creative Assembly
Shame he didn't cover what happened with Greasus Goldtooth. Goldtooth was blowing loads of gold on extravagant feasts for his tribe, which was starting to catch some unwanted attention. Zhao Ming and Greasus Goldtooth would get into disputes on Greasus spending all their money and Zhao hoarding their money. The last time they teamed up was when Greasus helped Zhao kill the infamous Skaven Druglord, Gustavo Skrit. Goldtooth would later snitch on Zhao Ming to his brother after learning that Zhao was the one who ate his leftovers.
1:44 I absolutely love the idea that every single skaven, from the council of 13 to the lowliest cannon fodder skavenslave gathered up some gold to buy drugs, the millions (if not billion) of rats that worked to specifically buy some warpstone crack is lore accurate with how badly the skaven want warpstone, to the point of fighting nagash of all people over it.
A truly tragic story, better plotline than what comes out of Hollywood today.
The funniest thing is this is lore accurate
how
He sell Warpstone Drug 👀👏👏👏
@@yanaskhoir3657 hahahaha. Genius. So calling him Zhao Heisenberg will be canon af.
@@Warmaster2001 Zhao Heisenming
@@colonelthyran7755 ok if Greasus is Jesse, Zhao is Walter and who will be Gus, Mike and Saul?
yuuuuus
old world geographics is back, and its greater than ever
Man, OWGeo hit the ground running! I never expected the raise and fall of such great empire would be covered in such detail!
Zhao Ming: GREASUS!! WE NEED TO COOK!
Tarriff's memery skills >= Zhao Ming's Chemistry Skills
These are freaking brilliant. The amount of editing and work you put in this shows. You killed it. Well done!!
Wow!
One episode in and your voice AI already improved A LOT, much better than the previous one
Good job Tarriff!!
The Advisor voice is so good now! Good job!
Fun fact most of Cathay chemist have underground synthetic warpstone lab in lost isle of elithis
I laughed so hard that I can't stands up for a few minutes. Fantastic work as always.
Zhao ming : I am the one who knocks!
Oh god... Damn it's such a gold comedy ... Like a Balthasar Gelt
1:59 I think you meant to say, business with Skaven is always full with betrayals...and CHICANERY.
Now THIS is quality content, you can't find anywhere on TH-cam.
Great job!
We need a scene of two Bretonnian armies armies about to engage, and then suddenly the Empire police pull up and arrest everyone, with a Paladin being handcuffed by a police van XD just a little scene from a great movie
This would make a great TV show if you set it in the 2000s in America, maybe in the southwest. Instead of an immortal dragon emperor, maybe make him a little more relatable. Cast a character actor from a different TV show, make him a dad and a chemistry teacher.
I think we're really on to something here!
You Tarriff is thw only man that can bring such joy to as, form old world to new world. Keep up the amazing work❤❤❤
Looking forward to the Badlands spinoff Better Call Zaul with that funny hobgoblin lawyer.
"Order and balance! Which is to say, if you order more rocks, you better be able to pay the damn balance!"
Tariff : *releases video*
Me : "Damn, man-man, look at dat', look !"
This video is pure art mister Tarriff. It's the bomb.
This is one of your best yet. Tight, tight, tight!
With every day Tarriff becomes better, thank you for your content!
Absolutely fantastic! Thanks for this, had a great time watching, loving the new direction!
Zhao Ming and Greasus are just perfect business buddies :)
Well done Tarriff !
CA becoming the skaven for our warpstone wallets is crazy 🤣
Lore accuracy 10/10 (both).
yes a tarriff vid
I thought if you did East meets West it would be based on the Opium Wars, but this was cool.
My god, this made me laugh so damn hard, Tariff
This is a fuc*ing masterpiece. Honestly speaking tarriff, you are amongst the best warhammer content creators.
Holy crap that's a load of improvement on the Ai voice for just one episode. You're amazing man, keep it up!
Hi Tariff,
I hope you don’t feel too burned out. Just want you to know you could create anything from any genre and would love to see it.
Take care of yourself, and know that while we love what you create.
Have a nice day
"Dragon kids these days and their silly warp drug empires. Dragons back in my day had to burn towns down and demand hot virgin sacrifices. You'd settle for a warp dust hussy when you could EARN that hot blonde virgin? What do you mean they likely weren't virgins? They wouldn't dare... oh... ohhhh, oh I got to go brush my teeth suddenly."
I'm perished. Also this is top tier AI voice work. Enjoyed having a longer than usual video to listen to it with.
Fantastic as always. I always get giddy when another Tariff video shows up in my feed
I think this is one of thé greatests videos of this Channel
Excellent Work!
Zhao Ming is THE ONE WHO KNOCKS
Greasus saying ‘Yeah Bitch’ as Jessie and Lord Kroak blowing up were things I never knew I needed… 😂
Я надеюсь ты сможешь добить 100к подписчиков до конца года. Твои видосы это топчик. Продолжай в том же духе
Holy shit this is GOLD
Never stop being this good my man
when I think tariff can't get any better.
Master skill of cut editing
Amazing use of AI voice cover
Breaking Bad reference
200/10
What a great start to a Saturday morning lmao
WOW this is some of the best videos you did ever
Good Lord, you've outdone yourself, Tarriff. This is some great stuff. And totally not blue-blue.
And after 100 years of being grounded, he started again his warpstone business.
Tariff out here making whole movies and documentaries
It's not nearly as bad as the time his sister Miao started wearing those slaaneshi heels. greatest scandal of all Cathay
That is the nicest shit I’ve seen this week. Attention to best boy Zhao Ming, with Breaking Bad.
This is brilliant and perfect. You are awesome!
I prefer to think that it isn't an AI narrator, but that Tarriff is manually recoding all these lines
I have friends who know total war and who know BB but not both. It’s so hurtful I can’t share this masterpiece with anyone
lore accurate
Now I wan't a mod that gives kroak the ability that he blows up when at low health,
Lord Kroak is a one toad army.
Especially against skaven.
This why I only smoke elder roots, very medicinal, Caledor Dragontamer himself even said so!
Words of the wise keep your medical herds separated from your girlfriends, lovers, wives, etc, had to remind Naestra & Arahan why clothing and armor are a must-have
Hello and welcome to the Los Old Ones Hermanos family
My name is lord Kroak but you can call me Kroak
Awesome XD The skaven's "fuck-fuck and bitch-bitch" will never not be funny.
I never watched Breaking Bad but this seems like an accurate summary.
This was simply brilliant
Amazing. We need an add-on with this story in game. Far better than the official one !
(I know this is Breaking Bad - doesn't change a thing. Tarriff is the GOAT)
Holy shit this is a masterpiece.
What a masterpiece.
You have outdone yourself.
Best part is the skaven wouldn't be able to hurt him, even if they tried. (Because they don't exist, obviously.)
That's the best part of him - surrounded he is even more dangerous.
Great Video.
Wow Zhao Ming will be so much fun to play if his diplomacy mechanic can be like this😮
Such great content!!
Zhao: "Let's cook!"
This is great, I love it so much!
Yuan Bo’s true intention is beyond that, he also ganna tell his mother about Zhao Ming’s horse accident.
Best war hammer movie ever i have seen!
Where is Saul-goblin? He must be here!
coming soon in future episodes
@@Tarriff nice!
This is fucking Art. I Loved every Second of it hahaha. You are a Genius man.
Such a great parody loved it
So...that is why-why the Advisor be everywhere. He be selling that blue-blue stuff. Genius be, yes-yes!
I thought Goldtooth was going to be Tuco since he's the only character large enough to be him
You've outdone yourself!
Ultimate move: Tell to dad.
Good shit Man
I wonder if the fact that they have no assassins and only one stealth spell will be addressed, but the eshin clan claims to have learned everything from them, including their special magic lore.
Based Tariff, repping Mists of Pandaria music even in another franchise.
This Is pure art!!!
the grounded part almost killed me
Surprised thanqoul didn’t send his two greatest allies to deal the the competition
Bouta hit the dragon-blooded shugengan bong
Such a masterpiece
Best video ever made
If only I'd ever watched breaking bad, I'd have gotten more of the jokes.
Dark elf or high elf House of cards.