To be perfectly honest, bullets are so fucking weak in unmodded Warhammer Total War that I can see the extra damage actually being useful. Should be dropping models with every other volley, it just feels like you’re just throwing a handful of golf balls at them.
Legit the only thing they add is effects that maybe help you fight enemies shielded from physical attacks, but those are usually so paper thin that flaming attacks, or some captain with a magic sword can put them down instantly. The rest of the gunnery school should be available to everyone, especially Col. Balthasar "Kilgore" Gelt, Supreme Patriarch of Metal and surfing
Fun fact. Markus had a brother, Jacob Wulfhart, that is pretty much a Captain Ahab meme obsessed with hunting sea monsters and died trying to kill merwyrm Amanar, the massive guardian of Lothern with magical harpoon made of meteorite metal that is said to be the only weapons that can kill the giant lizard. His ship was named Vengeance and he had unhealthy obsession with sea monsters
0:10 At least in Warhammer Fantasy lore, Markus Wulfhart is still in The Empire and currently busy hunting down monsters that attack villages wherever he goes than being stuck on Lustria.
Poor Wulfhart can't even recruit huntsman, a key unit within the theme of his DLC. Looks like Nakai's curse jumped boat and now it haunts the Huntsmarshal
3:00 Whenever there's a new Supreme Patriarch/Matriarch, there is a rotation of Asur mage advisers where the successor gets one after the previous returned home to Ulthuan. To supervise the Eight Colleges and make sure they don't do some shenanigans such as the Night of a Thousand Duels incident.
i can imagine a stream for markus just waiting for the new dlc units to be added to his faction. every now and then you hear him saying have a little faith or seeing a war wagon being chased by lizard men in the background
No much more cool thing can happen he will just take over Lustria genociding lizardmen and proclaim himself King or Emperor (depent how large his ego will be) of Lustria and declare secession from Empire and make his hunters as part of his court or bodyguards or part of his elite army. Or he can go republican way and establish United States of Lustria and make his hunters (Kalara, Jorek, Rodrik and Hartwig) the governor's of several states dedicated for their species (Asrai, Dwarfs, Bretonnians and Imperials)
I swear we need a Tariff mod pack that alters the game to fit with tariffs videos. Who would not want Balthasar gelt to carry around a mobile hellblaster volleygun and norsca being actual monkeys unable to see walls?
Poor Markus, forgotten and abandoned by Nuln and only given access to old equipment from the supply ships. At least he can get Steam Tanks and Hellstorm Rockets. 3:30 Gelt shows why Lore of Metal is the best!
Well if he gets 60-80 acclaim he will have and medievial HIMARSes and Tanks and even some elector count units. One time I get lucky and Ostlanders give me their elector count units Stubborn Bulls (Empire Knights)
Gelt took over the collages of magic by turning the opponent into a statue of gold with only the eyes and mouth normal in a challange of magic. Franz is dead set on collecting the windows tax i see xD GREAT VIDEO AS ALWAYS TARIFF :D i would take off my hat for you.... if i could afford one after paying the *grumbling noices* windows tax
Gelt is jealous that the Amethyst Order gets to power up the Empire's guns when his Golden Order known for their magics on metal and alchemy is probably the most compatible with Imperial guns and machines don't have an equivalent for the Amethyst Armoury. He also mad his schtick as the gunpowder mage lord is being challenged and probably usurped but hey he has cataclysmic magic spells now depending on how many wizards he has in his army.
Fun fact, elsp dies from her magic being shot thru guns too long. She's very old and only kept alive thru her magic which got drained from a prolong battle.
Now I get why they moved Gelt to Cathay, he needs too fight In the Rice fields against rebels (there are also talking trees near). The meme has become reality.
I cant believe that there are still some people that DARE to claim that Empire is NOT the best faction TW:WH3. Also that Avenger reference where Vlad shows as Elector count of Slovania caught me off guard xD
Never leave your starting province undefended, the AI is waiting for that. Even a lord with 2 units can be enough to prevent a war declaration and blitzkrieg outta nowhere 😅
I always add a garrison building to EVERY settlement. I did that before ToD, but now it's even more necessary. An Empire campaign is more of a game of whack-a-mole than ever now, you can't afford to have armies on long-term defence.
If you mean by enjoying mean bashing his skulls to lizardmens temples agonizingly establishing Dominion of Lustria for imperials than yes he enjoying himself and also crying with bloody tears.
Karl : supreme patriarch.... Is something wrong with elector count of Sylvania? Gelt : huh? I don't think there's anything wrong with him... Karl look at Vlad : hmm...
Vlad: Can you stop staring at me Franz? What's your problem? Franz: nope everything is fine with him. Vlad: be glad that elector count of Sylvania is me and not Mannfred. Gelt: oh yeah thanks for reminding me my suffering in Warhammer 2 Vlad.
Let’s see the after party afyer beating Archaon where Luthor Harkon sings P.A.R.T.Y. By Alestorm while the other vampire coast characters rob everyone. The actually is a cover of P.A.R.T.Y sung by Luthor Harkon using ai.
I think Amethyst Wizard is not bad.. You can use it to kill single entity and the black hole is always nice to have against blob of infantry.. Its Lore of Beast that I find lacking...
Yes I used amethyst magicians too. And it's awesome. But I prefer beast magic and healing magic to make my army imitating vampire counts armies with necromancers.
5:36 i forgot didnt the guys who develop this game make it so that way per turn (as long as its within the same number so turn lets say 10) the rng tables are locked. So that way it always generates the same outcome it you tried to assassinate someone and it failed it will always fail.
I just realized the shades on Balthazar, when he is in his model and not a png, were added on. I have thought for over a year that Balthazar's model had shades on it.
Im serching for the theme song of Karl Franz and the wheel of Wizard 5:04 . Google music cant recognize it but I DO. Can remember where tho. If someone know, please make you ears. Much oblige.
"Storm clouds gather..." *Some folks are born made to wave the flag!* "Our borders are beset by evil..." *Heavy bombing* "Both mundane and immortal." *Heavier bombing* "Oh well, looks like everything's fine now." ORDERTIDE ASSEMBLE!
Wait... They made agents able to steal nagash books? Last time i played baldy, only way to get books from town was to conquer it, no matter friend or enemy town is)
More Empire Episodes will come..
and Balthasar Gelt didn't realise Solland was taken yet
Nice of you to revisit an old classic with Gelt. Loved the river boat
Virgin Espeth: "I have enchanted our bullets with the lore of death"
Supreme Patriarch Gelt: "People die when they are shot."
Gelt is just jealous because his Hellstorm Rocket batteries arn't special anymore ^^
But he IS still special in a artilary army with that special skill@@Fastwinstondoom
To be perfectly honest, bullets are so fucking weak in unmodded Warhammer Total War that I can see the extra damage actually being useful. Should be dropping models with every other volley, it just feels like you’re just throwing a handful of golf balls at them.
Legit the only thing they add is effects that maybe help you fight enemies shielded from physical attacks, but those are usually so paper thin that flaming attacks, or some captain with a magic sword can put them down instantly. The rest of the gunnery school should be available to everyone, especially Col. Balthasar "Kilgore" Gelt, Supreme Patriarch of Metal and surfing
@@MrMogwaiMandid we see the same enchanted death guns? The ones that rip apart entire armies? Those are weak?
"Three things that make the Empire great! Faith, steel and gunpowder!" - Magnus the Pious
"German BEAR?!"👈👀💦
*Balthazar whispers in the background "a bit of magic too" 🤫
@@_Krieg_ boiled beer & fish head pie
Sooooo four things beer, steel, faith and gunpowder
Fun fact. Markus had a brother, Jacob Wulfhart, that is pretty much a Captain Ahab meme obsessed with hunting sea monsters and died trying to kill merwyrm Amanar, the massive guardian of Lothern with magical harpoon made of meteorite metal that is said to be the only weapons that can kill the giant lizard.
His ship was named Vengeance and he had unhealthy obsession with sea monsters
That's total war lore though. Main universe his family all died
Yeah. And he and the enchanted map he had was the big central point of the Curse of The Vampire Coast DLC and each of their LL's campaign.
Isnt that the harpoon that the Vampire Coast searched in their campaing to slain that giant sea best?
@@rexturbo10 Oh. That too.
@@PainRack
I prefer that now over the main timeline solely because of the End Times
"Lore of metal!"
*Gelt uses a gun. It was super effective!*
"LORE OF METAL!"
*DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA*
I'm done 😂👏
She really needs to spend a tour of duty in Estalia or Cath-nam. She'll learn then.
Lucky Karl, he can actually summon the elector counts now. I can't help but shed a happy tear for him.
The scene was lit though xD
I just love gelt correcting elspeth constantly XD truly the supreme wizard.
Because He. Is. SUPREME!
0:10 At least in Warhammer Fantasy lore, Markus Wulfhart is still in The Empire and currently busy hunting down monsters that attack villages wherever he goes than being stuck on Lustria.
Conquistador Wulfhart is based tho
Poor Wulfhart can't even recruit huntsman, a key unit within the theme of his DLC. Looks like Nakai's curse jumped boat and now it haunts the Huntsmarshal
3:00 Whenever there's a new Supreme Patriarch/Matriarch, there is a rotation of Asur mage advisers where the successor gets one after the previous returned home to Ulthuan.
To supervise the Eight Colleges and make sure they don't do some shenanigans such as the Night of a Thousand Duels incident.
Gelt shouting “Lore of Metal!” while whipping out a gun will never not be funny
I love how half of the video is just Gelt being a gigachad.
The "that's how guns work" was priceless.
i can imagine a stream for markus just waiting for the new dlc units to be added to his faction. every now and then you hear him saying have a little faith or seeing a war wagon being chased by lizard men in the background
6:42: "LORE OF FULL METAL JACKET"
Markus Will eventually become a vampirate if the empire keeps forgetting about him
Who?
No much more cool thing can happen he will just take over Lustria genociding lizardmen and proclaim himself King or Emperor (depent how large his ego will be) of Lustria and declare secession from Empire and make his hunters as part of his court or bodyguards or part of his elite army. Or he can go republican way and establish United States of Lustria and make his hunters (Kalara, Jorek, Rodrik and Hartwig) the governor's of several states dedicated for their species (Asrai, Dwarfs, Bretonnians and Imperials)
0:31 Supreme Matriarch Elspeth von Draken has a nice ring to it as the new leader of Eight Colleges of Magic.
LORE OF METAL!!
Tbf to Elspeth, lore of death magic gave the outrider grenadiers the ability to shoot upwards.
Gelts just mad he isnt the Empire LL most closely aligned with gun powder anymore
That and he lost his home to a vampire and she did nothing to help him as he retreated to cathay.
Yea, I would have preffered if Gelt stayed as Gunpowder and Artillery lord and have Elspeth as a Magic focused faction
@@DiscoveringOne
Have you seen her lore, tho? She was always closely associated with Nuln and its machinery
@@Brother_O4TS dont care. Gelt should be war criminal
SUMMON THE MEME COUNT!
*vlad the chad proceeds to charge first *
I swear we need a Tariff mod pack that alters the game to fit with tariffs videos. Who would not want Balthasar gelt to carry around a mobile hellblaster volleygun and norsca being actual monkeys unable to see walls?
And Tomb Kings who just insult each other like in Khemri TV
@@АнуарОмаров-г1ь Yes. Tomb Kings diplomacy needs an overhaul, along with all their voice lines replaced!
7:11 and so begins Warhammer's greatest Bromance of the known world and Cathay
Poor Markus, forgotten and abandoned by Nuln and only given access to old equipment from the supply ships. At least he can get Steam Tanks and Hellstorm Rockets.
3:30 Gelt shows why Lore of Metal is the best!
Well if he gets 60-80 acclaim he will have and medievial HIMARSes and Tanks and even some elector count units. One time I get lucky and Ostlanders give me their elector count units Stubborn Bulls (Empire Knights)
Balthazar really DESTROYED Elspeth with FACTS and LOGIC, huh ? 🤣
Exterminated not Destroyed))
The real question is....
Are guns lore of death or lore of metal.
Oi ya git, iz lore of DAKKA.
And that shiny humie iz da LOREMASTA OF DAKKA and we Grimgors Ardboyz have huge respect for that humie.
Gelt took over the collages of magic by turning the opponent into a statue of gold with only the eyes and mouth normal in a challange of magic.
Franz is dead set on collecting the windows tax i see xD
GREAT VIDEO AS ALWAYS TARIFF :D i would take off my hat for you.... if i could afford one after paying the *grumbling noices* windows tax
The only navy in the entire world
0:01 If only the Steam Tanks can be mass produced, it will be the end of the enemies of the Empire as Dozle Zabi would say.
Fkin zabi family , the fk they doon hopping from gundamverse to here
Gelt is jealous that the Amethyst Order gets to power up the Empire's guns when his Golden Order known for their magics on metal and alchemy is probably the most compatible with Imperial guns and machines don't have an equivalent for the Amethyst Armoury. He also mad his schtick as the gunpowder mage lord is being challenged and probably usurped but hey he has cataclysmic magic spells now depending on how many wizards he has in his army.
Fun fact, elsp dies from her magic being shot thru guns too long. She's very old and only kept alive thru her magic which got drained from a prolong battle.
Common amethyst L @@mdb45424
Adding to some of the many reasons why I will boot up my 14678464th Empire campaign...
GOATS
I will cry "LORE OF METAL!" every time I pull a trigger from now on LOL!!
Now I get why they moved Gelt to Cathay, he needs too fight In the Rice fields against rebels (there are also talking trees near). The meme has become reality.
All of these updates most factions are becoming OP sending Norscans back to the stone age... oh wait
I cant believe that there are still some people that DARE to claim that Empire is NOT the best faction TW:WH3.
Also that Avenger reference where Vlad shows as Elector count of Slovania caught me off guard xD
Midenland best Midenland best
Geralt is to much gigachad for the Empire so they exile it to Catay.
The High Elves desperately need an Intigue mechanic overhaul. Why did they give a better version to the Empire?
I'm just gonna take care of these beastmen for a few turns aaaaand Dirthu owns Nuln now.
Never leave your starting province undefended, the AI is waiting for that. Even a lord with 2 units can be enough to prevent a war declaration and blitzkrieg outta nowhere 😅
I always add a garrison building to EVERY settlement. I did that before ToD, but now it's even more necessary. An Empire campaign is more of a game of whack-a-mole than ever now, you can't afford to have armies on long-term defence.
@@Ron_Jambo_ Yeah, but I want the upkeep gold to build my eco faster.
@@Rawkit_Surgeon Then Durthu takes Nuln and your economy is gone anyway ^^
@@Ron_Jambo_ especially when it is a Norscan monkeys and even more especially when you playing Malekith campaign
Markus is such a chill chad, doesn’t matter what the world has become, he just is enjoying himself in Lustria.
If you mean by enjoying mean bashing his skulls to lizardmens temples agonizingly establishing Dominion of Lustria for imperials than yes he enjoying himself and also crying with bloody tears.
Tarriff you keep this community alive. Way ti carry bro.
I forgot Vlad is technically still an Elector Count
Of course he is. Legally)
Tarriff compilation videos are always gourmet shit
Im only halfway through the video and just have to comment for the pure amount of joy this gave me - thank you
'grats on 100k man!
thank you !
Ain't nobody talking about vlad von Carstein moment in the end?That was beautiful
05:21 카라잔에 메디브까지 하스드립지리네ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Karl : supreme patriarch.... Is something wrong with elector count of Sylvania?
Gelt : huh? I don't think there's anything wrong with him...
Karl look at Vlad : hmm...
Vlad: Can you stop staring at me Franz? What's your problem?
Franz: nope everything is fine with him.
Vlad: be glad that elector count of Sylvania is me and not Mannfred.
Gelt: oh yeah thanks for reminding me my suffering in Warhammer 2 Vlad.
This is why Balthasar and Elsphet don't get along
Yet Lizy suspects that Gelt is falling in love with her because Gelt stares at her all the time when girl casting death magic.
9:02 good thing he have a belt on his hat
I just hope Teclis gets something like Gelt's mechanics. at atleast the cataclysm spells. Something like his SFO and Radious versions combined
This is briliant man! Good job as usually my friend ^^
The "End game" part was truly epic
Waiting still for Wizard Lords and Ludwig Schwarzhelm.
actual warhammer fever dream
Baltazar Gate love guns power. Lord of metal Balthazar fire.
KARL FRANZ
*Imperator Caesar Carolus Franciscus Maximus Sigmarianus
9:43 you missed a grand opportunity to have Volkmar kill mannfreds army with a THX BWAAAAAAAAAAAAH
The Empire
Let’s see the after party afyer beating Archaon where Luthor Harkon sings P.A.R.T.Y. By Alestorm while the other vampire coast characters rob everyone.
The actually is a cover of P.A.R.T.Y sung by Luthor Harkon using ai.
As ever Glet's memes are SUPREME!
This is pure beauty
Oh but the footage of her being g a goth in the tower windows practically wrote the jokes itself.
So fucking good!!! CA should hire you.
Balthazar Gelt, the Specialist!
3:17 I NEED to know where this version of Asgore's theme comes from
I think Amethyst Wizard is not bad..
You can use it to kill single entity and the black hole is always nice to have against blob of infantry..
Its Lore of Beast that I find lacking...
Yes I used amethyst magicians too. And it's awesome. But I prefer beast magic and healing magic to make my army imitating vampire counts armies with necromancers.
When you summon the elector counts just to get Vlad to fight with you.
Gelt has become the empire's Angel of Death
5:36 i forgot didnt the guys who develop this game make it so that way per turn (as long as its within the same number so turn lets say 10) the rng tables are locked. So that way it always generates the same outcome it you tried to assassinate someone and it failed it will always fail.
Honestly don't know how my boy Gelt deals with these idiots.
Masterpiece work, @Tariff, masterpiece.
Now i cant unsee the Gelt in aviators... there has to be a mod for that.
Like literally, this one is better than original. 😅
12:12 For Silvania😂
Bro i love you you are a genius
I feel that shit with Franz. Just give me a healing wizard fuck!
TARRIFF HAVE 100K! FUUUUUCKKKK YEAAAAAH!
I love Tarriff ❤️ 😊
The wizard roll killed me
I just realized the shades on Balthazar, when he is in his model and not a png, were added on. I have thought for over a year that Balthazar's model had shades on it.
Now I want a portals scene but it’s every order faction showing up to stop the end times.
The Empire Endures.
Amazing song !!! Credence Fortunato son
Don't worry markus with the new elector count system we can confederate you whether you want it or not, I AM PRINCE AND EMPEROR
Balthasar Gelt yeah!
Balthasar Gelt being a Sigmar
I just wish the lore of metal would work like that ingame...
Im serching for the theme song of Karl Franz and the wheel of Wizard 5:04 . Google music cant recognize it but I DO. Can remember where tho. If someone know, please make you ears. Much oblige.
The music originally comes from Warcraft 2; it's the 3rd Orc BGM. That particular version, which Yarriff used, can be found on Hearthstone.
"Storm clouds gather..."
*Some folks are born made to wave the flag!*
"Our borders are beset by evil..."
*Heavy bombing*
"Both mundane and immortal."
*Heavier bombing*
"Oh well, looks like everything's fine now."
ORDERTIDE ASSEMBLE!
Aaaaand all of a sudden I'm in a Gelt campaign again, wonder how that happened
Masterpiece.
Someone give this guy a movie budge already...
I will never get over the fact that they put gelt on the southern border of cathay. So close to Vietn... I mean, IND.
I desperately need a link to that version of Burgentrucking.
"I can't breathe"
Ta tu tuu ta tu 🔥🔥
I always wondered why Gotrek and Felix seem to flee at my presence....
I lost it with the CASINO RNG with the wizard. I always hope for a LIFE WIZARD and then restart with Lore of Death lol
Masterly 🥺
Shit! i laught so hard. this is brilliant! XD
So weird, Gelt keeps screaming "LORE OF METAL!" before using what is clearly death magic
Wait... They made agents able to steal nagash books?
Last time i played baldy, only way to get books from town was to conquer it, no matter friend or enemy town is)