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  • @tmote-O76
    @tmote-O76 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    A nice simple story. I really enjoyed it. It brought a smile to my face. Thanks.

    • @jeffmoden4332
      @jeffmoden4332 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Same here. I could not have said it better.👍

  • @JesusKreist
    @JesusKreist หลายเดือนก่อน +135

    It does not matter who or what the species is.
    The only correct answer to "Do you know who my father is?" is "Mommy hasn't told you?"

    • @friendofmine-k5f
      @friendofmine-k5f หลายเดือนก่อน

      Meaning that we are all related?

    • @friendofmine-k5f
      @friendofmine-k5f หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why would you take the name of our Lord
      Jesus Christ?!?!?

    • @michaellinnet6095
      @michaellinnet6095 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@friendofmine-k5fMaybe that's his real name? Jesus is quite common among Hispanic culture, and Kreist has a definite Germanic or Teutonic feel to it. Let's see? Maybe he's of a South American background, say, Argentina or Bolivia. There was a lot of immigrants from the Germanic states during and after WW II. So, don't get your bowels in an uproar. And don't pass judgement on someone you don't know.

    • @michaellinnet6095
      @michaellinnet6095 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Better answer: your momma doesn't know? Maybe you should ask Maury!

    • @JesusKreist
      @JesusKreist หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@michaellinnet6095
      Close.
      100% german.
      And the last part "Kreist" literally translates into "circles" (the action).
      Don't try to educate names to a person whose personality on youtube is defined by the fact that he is the friend of himself.
      And the fact that he apparently acts as zealot who may or may not have read the (fictional) book to begin with.

  • @czinn327
    @czinn327 หลายเดือนก่อน +149

    Some people complained that you sound like an AI a few videos ago. You've clearly listened and made great improvement. Thank you for the energy you put into this. You rock.

    • @randar1969
      @randar1969 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Well tbh with the speed they are bringing us new stories it doesn't surprise me it becomes a bit too much for her. I would prefer 1 story every 3 days then 3 each day if that improves quality but hey that's just one opinion. I bet they have the numbers to see what's best for them.

    • @erikjrn4080
      @erikjrn4080 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Some people are, to keep it civilized, "not particularly bright". While no one can be at their best at all times, she has never sounded like an AI. In fact, her narration is never worse than good, and usually excellent. Come to think of it, that's true of all the current narrators on Starbound HFY.

    • @sandwiches-o3f
      @sandwiches-o3f หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Invalid criticism

    • @mischavanasperen3063
      @mischavanasperen3063 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      These 'some people' best stay indoors;
      The outside is far too dangerous for them.

    • @FennecTECH
      @FennecTECH หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Definitely here for quality over quantity. If starbound can greatly improve the quality of his content. Pay more attention to making the stories better. Focus on each for a few days. Spend more time giving the image AI more detailed prompts to get more consistent images.

  • @KnowingCrow
    @KnowingCrow หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    Yo that Kung Fu panda reference at the end killed me😂

    • @commode7x
      @commode7x หลายเดือนก่อน

      Is that where that line is from? That kind of makes sense.

    • @thegamingemperor4353
      @thegamingemperor4353 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      cant believe some one actually wrote a 40 minute story just to meme

    • @lacucaracha111111
      @lacucaracha111111 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same xD

  • @009dracko
    @009dracko หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Zayza: " You have to marry me if I win."
    Me:" I surrender, when's the wedding? "

  • @shadowpoet4398
    @shadowpoet4398 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    "He's a human, they're made to kill, they don't need a reason!"
    That's all we ever wanted... To be recognized 🥹

  • @MakingandBreaking
    @MakingandBreaking หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    Win or lose, they both won that last duel. This was refreshing.

  • @threadsandpurrs
    @threadsandpurrs หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I'd love to know how Raphael reacted when he found out how it went. I'm sure he would love the result of the duels against those bullies and likely be happy for his fencing proteges as well. I wonder if he would visit for the wedding?

  • @NCC-72545A
    @NCC-72545A หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    The heroes journey at its finest, bravo mistros bravo.

    • @jimmark8065
      @jimmark8065 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This was a thoroughly entertaining story and the narrator helped make it even more so. Well done!

  • @treesapp5449
    @treesapp5449 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    You guys should include how humans like to manually cut wood with hunks of sharpened metal in an episode.

    • @apveening
      @apveening หลายเดือนก่อน

      Should be part of the training.

    • @outinthesticks1035
      @outinthesticks1035 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Wax on , wax off

    • @apveening
      @apveening หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@outinthesticks1035 Excellent point.

  • @BSasafrasK
    @BSasafrasK หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    The second that human appeared on screen I immediately thought CRAWLLLLLLING INNNN MYYY SKINNNNNNNN!!

    • @andreasfiltenborg4952
      @andreasfiltenborg4952 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      THESE WOUUUUNDS THEY WIIIIIIIIIIILL NOT HEAAAAAAL

  • @SilverAranda
    @SilverAranda หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This only need an acustic guitar cord every time Rafael finish talking to be perfect! xD. I would want to know if they meet again and Vario is "When you left I was only the student... now I'm the master" and Raf is "you been seeing too many human movies..."

  • @cjandauntieyaya1446
    @cjandauntieyaya1446 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Damn Ninjas with onions sneaked into my room again.

  • @dragonheart5312
    @dragonheart5312 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    MFer made the entire story just for that ending

    • @apveening
      @apveening หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      And I could see it coming for about 40 minutes.

    • @thegamingemperor4353
      @thegamingemperor4353 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      gotta respect the dedication to the joke though

  • @LordOceanus
    @LordOceanus หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    A classic and reliable story structure that always satisfies.

  • @KeithChastney
    @KeithChastney หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Excellent story, again, made me smile on a bad day, thanks.

  • @marvinjohnson2488
    @marvinjohnson2488 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Enjoyed the story. Nice to see humans not being the galaxies bastards. And the hero of the tale wasn't the human,just a guy that wouldn't quit. Very nicely done.

  • @shadowpoet4398
    @shadowpoet4398 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Can you imagine what they would say if they encountered an Astartes?

    • @randomdarkbrownguy9667
      @randomdarkbrownguy9667 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      im pretty they wouldn't be able to say anything before they are killed, you know the entire "don't let a xenos live" thing

    • @isthisprice
      @isthisprice หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don't think they'd be in a position to say anything, iykyk

    • @greyknightexan
      @greyknightexan หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Just thank God it wasn't the Black Templars.

    • @helljumper2565
      @helljumper2565 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They better hope it’s the salamanders… unless they look like Eldar then their cooked

  • @erikjrn4080
    @erikjrn4080 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Cute story, great narration!

  • @FennecTECH
    @FennecTECH หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I just realized something. The engram **CAME** from vario Engrams are going to be species dependent. They are litteraly copied brain structures. In teaching vario how to fight he created the skills necessary to create an engram in a brain compatible with vacco biology

    • @Skyblade12
      @Skyblade12 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Which was probably what his mom’s work was.

  • @commode7x
    @commode7x หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The title is actually tangentially related to the story. I'm impressed.

  • @hallowedbeyourdays
    @hallowedbeyourdays หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Talent, you have naturally. *Skill* is only developed by hours and Hours and _Hours_ of *beating* on your craft.
    Great stuff with this one

  • @markknight5178
    @markknight5178 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Excellent story.... fun, whimsical with a heart felt ending. But the narration was the best part.

  • @shadowpoet4398
    @shadowpoet4398 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    31:10 "Computer, run musical program 'Montage 3'"

  • @greggwilliamson
    @greggwilliamson หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Saw it coming, but the ending was sweet.

  • @PhilipSfalanga
    @PhilipSfalanga หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks! Great story, we need more like that🥳

    • @StarboundHFY
      @StarboundHFY  21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Glad you enjoyed it!

  • @23tracy91
    @23tracy91 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    One of the best stories I've heard for a while, and I listen to a ton of these things.

  • @CarlGorn
    @CarlGorn หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Inigo Montoya would be proud. He and his father, both.

  • @cmdrcrimbo
    @cmdrcrimbo หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    What a great story, it had me smiling from ear to ear. 🙂

    • @StarboundHFY
      @StarboundHFY  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Glad you enjoyed it!

  • @enchantinosis
    @enchantinosis หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Best HFY channel. I love your narration and that of your whole team. It’s why I have stopped listening to the other channels. Keep up the excellent work! ❤

  • @hallowedbeyourdays
    @hallowedbeyourdays หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Here for it! Good to see the energy.

  • @shadowpoet4398
    @shadowpoet4398 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This was beautiful 🥲👏👏👏👏🍿🍿🍿

  • @azurepulse1870
    @azurepulse1870 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A very nice, cute story. The channel continues to impress.

  • @echoshadow9583
    @echoshadow9583 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    this story was nice i liked it a lot actually. if only there could be more like it

  • @cmdr_stretchedguy
    @cmdr_stretchedguy หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I really liked this one, the working through adversity, and the sweet ending.

  • @mentalrebllion1270
    @mentalrebllion1270 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Man I want to see more of these characters!!!

  • @armandoa2484
    @armandoa2484 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Lol, absolutely an excellent story and I love your narration in each story I’ve heard you do! Thanks

  • @jakobofcincy
    @jakobofcincy หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    who else here knows how to use a sword IRL? I may or may not be getting into medieval MMA and I may or may not have a suit of mail armor and may or may not have a dane axe with a depiction of the oroboros on one side and a wolf on the other...

  • @spudmanchronic
    @spudmanchronic 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    As soon as that human appeared I heard him say "oh hi mark"

  • @svenkrules9855
    @svenkrules9855 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He didnt lost to any human, he lost to an 'Edgelord'. A warrior caste in human society that specializes in bladed weapons. Hence the name 😂😂😂

  • @strikehold
    @strikehold หลายเดือนก่อน

    FINALLY, a story worthy of the moniker of SCI-FI.

  • @Angel-ln2qt
    @Angel-ln2qt 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Ahhh…… that was so good!!!!!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🤩🥳😁😁😁 fantastic job!!!!

  • @ZM1306
    @ZM1306 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was disappointed that the second duel didn't have the stakes of him being his student. Even with a short time frame of like a month.
    It would have backed up the later claim. Then with a Human daclaring him as his student no one would have approached him during the duration.
    Leaving him with his money for food and energy for training.
    Then when the month was over the bully would have jumped at the opportunity, resulting with the bullies defeat for narrative effect.
    Edit:
    The rest of the story went well. I like it.

  • @TrulyUnfortunate
    @TrulyUnfortunate หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    And Raphael looks like a version of Michael Jackson.
    Which I guess would explain why his girlfriend looks like a 10 year old.
    Only thing that sets them apart is his girlfriend is actually a girl.

  • @MartelSays
    @MartelSays หลายเดือนก่อน

    Vario sounds a little bit like Ash Ketchum, definitely a very fitting voice for the character.

  • @mounkwood530
    @mounkwood530 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is by far one of my favorite stories here so far!!! 🙂

  • @rayanderson5797
    @rayanderson5797 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I've not seen a swordplay-based sci-fi before. It was very enjoyable.

  • @shadowknightgladstay4856
    @shadowknightgladstay4856 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Humans wouldn't make a engram that good.
    Theirs no profit margin if they can't keep increasing it. As well as it endangers the rest of humanity.

  • @robertgraybeard3750
    @robertgraybeard3750 หลายเดือนก่อน

    outstanding
    great story, great reading, great artwork
    definitly a thumbs up

  • @andythegoatman694
    @andythegoatman694 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This ended so cute!

  • @paulcavanaugh3845
    @paulcavanaugh3845 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What a great story I really appreciate it . Please keep writing

  • @keegansantoroski9042
    @keegansantoroski9042 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Adorable story. I loved this one.

  • @iuliancotoi6491
    @iuliancotoi6491 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bravoo, after a day of hard work this is one of the thing that i need to relax. You are the best orator.

  • @lanoche
    @lanoche หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lmao this is a certified teenager's power fantasy hood classic. Weebs in space as we call it. At least Raphael isn't wearing a Fedora or I would have lost it.

  • @rachaelcourtnell7275
    @rachaelcourtnell7275 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Good story, thanks, narrated well :)

  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen หลายเดือนก่อน

    I get a feeling someone watched a certain Zoro movie before writing this.

  • @luckybuck6882
    @luckybuck6882 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Great story...love all your series...and your channel...and i don't think you sound like AI at all

  • @texaswildcat2000
    @texaswildcat2000 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Another rrally good one that has potential for continuation...

  • @terryhayward7905
    @terryhayward7905 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love this story, really fun.

  • @ucjapawlaczyk4483
    @ucjapawlaczyk4483 หลายเดือนก่อน

    ITS BEAUTIFULL

  • @michaellinnet6095
    @michaellinnet6095 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That was totally cool!

  • @fillinman1
    @fillinman1 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Starbound is way the crowd favorite. Mine too. Wish I had a mailing address for you.

  • @petercoderch589
    @petercoderch589 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wow, I had no idea that Harry Styles could fight.

  • @jr10toes
    @jr10toes หลายเดือนก่อน

    Is this the only channel I can find you narrating?

  • @21TheRonin
    @21TheRonin หลายเดือนก่อน

    My other favourite narrator ❤

  • @OldieBugger
    @OldieBugger หลายเดือนก่อน

    Beautiful story.

  • @TrulyUnfortunate
    @TrulyUnfortunate หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Hmmmm....Why does Vyra look like she's ten years old?

    • @ShadowDaemon1
      @ShadowDaemon1 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You're looking at an AI generated alien species through the lens of humanity.

    • @erikjrn4080
      @erikjrn4080 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I'd say it's because he also looks like he's ten years old, and because they're an alien species, but I won't, because she doesn't look like she's ten. They're both inhumanly thin, with inhumanly large heads and eyes. Those are indications of immaturity in humans, which is probably why you're thinking she looks like a child. However, her breasts and hips are those of an adult; no ten year old looks like that. Shrink the head and eyes, and put some body fat on her, and she'd also have the typical human signs of adulthood.
      However, the artwork is clearly manga inspired (to the extent that AI art can be 'inspired'), which uses large heads and eyes because it makes characters more expressive, but also because it makes them cuter. It's a deliberate, legitimate, and fairly common choice.

    • @shadowpoet4398
      @shadowpoet4398 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Their whole species does.

    • @TrulyUnfortunate
      @TrulyUnfortunate หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ShadowDaemon1
      Didnt the narrator call him a Human?

    • @ShadowDaemon1
      @ShadowDaemon1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@TrulyUnfortunateI believe Raphael was the only named human.

  • @MrBizteck
    @MrBizteck หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm sure I've listened to some audio books on Amazon. With your voice.
    Several fantasy books. It's been a while I can't recall the name but your voice is very familiar.

  • @adamheyman6125
    @adamheyman6125 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ohh man wait till they find out that humans duel with guns

  • @Gypsyfox420
    @Gypsyfox420 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Why does Raphael look like young Michael Jackson

  • @ericdunn7352
    @ericdunn7352 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wonder if Vario invited Raphael and his girlfriend to his wedding?

  • @SIB1963
    @SIB1963 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Cute story. The thumbnail is misleading, but that seems to be the case with many such videos, especially HFY vids for some reason.

    • @Terran.Marine.2
      @Terran.Marine.2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think the art is AI generated.

  • @mikesedgbeer8860
    @mikesedgbeer8860 หลายเดือนก่อน

    what did we do to get such a reputation? killer of all? guessing we cake walked a few wars

  • @dennisromero4757
    @dennisromero4757 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Do any of your characters ever reconnect with a character in a second story?

  • @silvercrow5243
    @silvercrow5243 หลายเดือนก่อน

    nice story and good done from the speakerin 👍

  • @peteratkin3788
    @peteratkin3788 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Very Good, some inconsistencies but did not detract from the story.

  • @311Bob
    @311Bob หลายเดือนก่อน

    26:04 is that Michael Jackson? he finally turns white in the future.

  • @mhep9367
    @mhep9367 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Why not send a blast to artist formes for quick sketchers to make the scenes instead of ai random pics?

  • @samsonthedoganderson7068
    @samsonthedoganderson7068 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    wait so there getting marrired regardless.... lol

  • @Golden_Pawz
    @Golden_Pawz หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    What did the human do? Sneezed on the alien and make him go into a coma?

  • @stikkychaos
    @stikkychaos หลายเดือนก่อน

    "The thumbnail"
    Me, when dragon waifu

  • @Cheezsoup
    @Cheezsoup หลายเดือนก่อน

    Well when married did they live happily ever after? ITWSBT .

  • @mrhar440
    @mrhar440 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    the boy looks like Michael Jackson.

  • @BoxofMadness
    @BoxofMadness หลายเดือนก่อน

    ahh by combat, right.... XD the clickbait title is usually for other types of vids lmao

  • @TheApepoop
    @TheApepoop หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Hello

  • @jenniferviets6011
    @jenniferviets6011 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Great writing Destroyatonmk8!

  • @justacanofapples8885
    @justacanofapples8885 หลายเดือนก่อน

    ... Why does Raphael look like Gerard Way?

  • @zaucethesaucebauce527
    @zaucethesaucebauce527 หลายเดือนก่อน

    31:58 ayo?

  • @pandamandan3999
    @pandamandan3999 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the thumbnail is just like me in bed 😞

  • @jerethgryphon4244
    @jerethgryphon4244 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If its a draw do they bith have to marry the other or does nobody 😂

  • @bigunone
    @bigunone หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Women! 🤣🤣

  • @Zer0xeon
    @Zer0xeon หลายเดือนก่อน

    Cute