@@wesleyward5901 "And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
I just imagined a whole lot of Aliens seeing a Rabbit hop out of a cave, then sneer at their human guide when they tell them that the Rabbit _IS_ the dangerous beast. Some mockery later and the human guide just shrugs and leaves the aliens to get mauled by the rabbit.
I think it was because of the Biolabs being destroyed that turned them from regular old bunnies, into Caerbannog beasts. Remember, they were developing a sentient fungus in those labs, and the bunnies had been released onto that same world not too long before. Add in the fact that Bunnies _DO_ have the ability to adapt to any and all environments they are in, and even have the natural ability to prevent inbreeding amongst themselves, and rather than creating a Zombie Plague, they instead symbiotically bonded with those Fungus, and became hosts for it. That means the Grunnig "Prank" blew up in their face.
@@blackcrasanblade XD any mammal can be trained to eat anything, just tickle a few neurons when they are in the process of doing so. Can also make a lazy person love working. I need that so bad
@@dizzyrick7653 Haha, next you're gonna make the helicopter joke. Newsflash, one of the "macho" armies that was salivated over for how unwoke it was has been having it's arse handed to it for the past 2 years. Maybe volunteer for them to add to the macho factor.
"Wait please... *eats dorrito* Ok..." That level of disrespect lmao And the rabbits are a menace. Eat you out of house and home. Fluffy fuzzy destruction.
Love rabbits. Great pets. Kind and cuddly without the exercise requirements of dogs. They also work great as deterrents - rabbit I had was outside in a hutch and when the deer got close he'd thump. That thumping scared the crap out of the deer and kept the plants from being eaten.
Was that your marijuana plants? I knew of a guy that got busted for growing back in the eighties. He was also charged with poaching and hunting out of season. Evidently the local deer population was eating his pot plants so he decided to kill them all with his AK variant. The DA had to drop the growing charges for lack of evidence. The deer ate it.🤣🤣
For anyone who isn't aware, the reason that emus were saved until war was declared is because people have fought and lost a war to emus in the past. It took place in Australia back in 1932 and is known as The Great Emu war. I reccomend anyone interested in learning more to do so.
That wasn't even a real war. It was 3 guys with a machine gun mounted on the back of a truck Halo Warthog style. They didn't even have enough ammo to kill all the emus.
It was not a real war, not like the wolf war in the eastern front of one of the world wars it was so bad that the two sides had to work together cause hundreds of wolves were killing both of them that was bad.
only war humans lost to a animal too FYI reason logistics it would have literally cost australia more to kill them than just leave them alone which could result in more human deaths.
4 minutes 2 seconds in they're trying to wipe us out and calling it a harmless prank maybe we should throw a 7 mile wide rock at their Homeworld it's only a game if we yell hey catch
@seannacraddocked3220 the Chicxulub impactor was an estimated 10 kilometers (6.2 miles) in diameter so 7 miles (about 11 kilometers) might be quite deadly. No, it shouold be a beautiful comet, only one kilometrer in diameter but "dropped" from their local Oort Cloud and coming in at near their sun's escape velocity . . . the old ½mv² And stealth it until it's only a few days before impact. That should be quite a surprise.
@robertgraybeard3750 the reason I suggested a rock 7 miles in diameter it's because the dinosaurs were killed by one that was 6 miles in diameter and 7 is an odd number so if they accuse us we can just say no we don't deal with odd numbers I use Imperial standard so for us it's usually base 10 which is an even number most Americans are not a fan of odd numbers I haven't been to other countries so I can't say anything about them
I had to look into it because it made no sense to me. Yeah I get it now. As always pencil pushers cause more strife in the field than the field generates on its own.
After hearing how the BioLabs engineering the sentient Fungus were apparently were blown up, which likely released the spores of said fungus, I suspect that the increased aggression and durability of the rabbits were due to the Bunnies being infected by the fungus... And instead of becoming carriers, they instead Symbiotically bonded with the Fungus and made it a part of themselves. It also turned them into Caerbannog beasts, but that is neither here nor there.
...I just realized something that amused me... The fact that the "Zombie Apocalypse" only had a few casualties, probably meant that the Humans were _Disappointed_ that the Vargen's failed "Prank" barely even amounted to a _proper_ apocalypse, and Hagen's anger was due to being B-Balled. Can you imagine a Story where the Galactic Alliance had to deal with a Dreaded Zombie outbreak... And then have a Bunch of Human Soldiers as well as some Deathworlder Species barge by the more skittish races with woops, cheers and playing rock or metal music as they gun down the zombies? Because I just pictured a coalition of Wolf-esqe Species, a draconic-esqe species, and humans just shooting at a hoard of zombies to the tune of Sabaton's "Hellfighters"... All while the Rest of the Galactic Council look at them like they are completely insane, and maybe a few of them wondering which of them is playing that music.
"Can you imagine a story where...zombie outbreak... bunch of human soldiers...cheers..." Such a story already exists. I don't remember its title, but I remember an HFY-story where there is an outbreak of something resembling a zombie apocalypse, and private groups of humans (not the military) start to arrive and hunt the zombies for fun. Weapon-loving humans have just waited for this and enjoy it immensely to finally have the opportunity to enter this fight for real, a fight they already had imagined for a long time...
Yeah, the bunnies sound augmented... The cats don't need it. The instant I heard "Release the kitties." I said "Okay, they're done for. They're a problem on OUR world." Then he released the mosquitoes. 😬😨
The Bunnies weren't. What they are is _absurdly_ adaptable. They can _literally_ breed entire bloodlines from just _Two_ rabbits, and _not_ suffer inbreeding in the process. A Planet that had one of their Biolabs explode and release toxic spores into their atmosphere, and then happen _again_ on one of their Rabbit-afflicted worlds? The Bunnies were going to adapt new enhancements to increase their survival chances.
We got so many pest species on Earth. Each of them can become a public safety issue if they grow out of control. And many of them have already proven to be problematic invasive species in different regions on Earth. Imagine what they could do on another extraterrestrial planet that doesn't have as diverse deadly fauna.
Didn't Australia lose two wars against the emus not that Canadians can say much we refuse to declare war on the geese here but will bring the rage against humans when war comes
There will come a day, Millenia hence, when emu statues will be erected, to honor the fact that emus are the only non-human species to ever win a war against humans. Next to the emu statues will be the shape of cats, cast in bronze, as the only species to domesticate humans.
@@thesaltyspacecowboy8531 Oh there are so many mean critters. Fire ants would overrun the smaller biosphere while a small group of hippos would probably suffice to change each River biome in time (see amazonas). Same for wild boar and farming. Giving the aliens are losing to rabbits and cats, they are chanceless. Or we go biblical and drop frogs and locusts
emus are forever enshrined as the bird species Australia lost a war against other species may be more temperamental but the emus have earned their battle accolades.
Nah the emus are awful the Australians lost a war to the emus look it up it’s a fact tried for days using automatic weapons and chasing them down in military vehicles I’m pretty sure there were even helicopters
Fun Fact! The Geneva Convention was created not in reaction to the villainy of the Central Powers. It was, in fact, Canada's (and Polands) actions in WW1 that made people say "Jeez, we really need to make an agreement saying we shouldn't go THAT far in war."
@@mvpdjg4965 2 wars actually, but you see the emus can be reasoned with, negotiated with, give them some land and food, and there happy, geese take no prisoners, and no bribes they will take everything and keep coming for more, and a honey badger, well thats just inhumane. O and on the Canadians, could you imagine dropping one of those on a planet with no maple or no tim hortins the sorrys would stop so quick, even Florida man knows to say f this im out in that scenario.
You mean the one creature that the _Australian Government_ Lost against. Here's a fact that keeps being glossed over: When the Army failed to Cull the Emu, Farmers put out Bounties on the Emu to quell their numbers. The Bounties dropped the Emu Numbers so severely that the Australian Government _had_ to put them back on the protected list. The so-called "Emu War" was more like an "Emu Battle" made by a bunch of incompetent pencil pushers, and the _actual_ war was Won by _human hunters_ who almost brought them to _EXTINCTION._
@@mvpdjg4965 There's also the fact that the Australian Government used Lewis LMGs ill-suited to the environment of the Australian Outback, same with the Cars that mounted the LMGs. It was reported by the soldiers that the Rickity Suspension and the guns constantly jamming made it _Impossible_ to squeeze off more than a few bursts at a time, let alone _hit_ any of the Emu. Add in the fact that the Blistering heat caused the Lewis Guns to overheat too often, which was the _other_ reason the guns kept Jamming, and the Army had to call it off, pretty much losing the battle. The Bounty Hunters on the otherhand, used Bolt Action Rifles and Hunting tactics. They won.
Those rabbits are either augmented or the aliens weapons or atmosphere makes them super powered. How large were these aliens to where cats were a threat to them? Probably not much taller than 3ft at full adult height. Releasing mosquitoes is a fucking diabolical real shit moment. You kinda forget that in the real world the mosquito is probably the greatest vector of diseases in the world and has probably legitimately killed more people than everything else. And of course the final one was hilarious, though I feel Canadian Geese would have been equally as funny and terrifying.
Having spent several years in the swampy part of Louisiana, I was laughing out loudly when he said "Release the Mosquito's" 😂😂😂 after a couple days of that they'd be finding a new homeworld!!!
The one channel that deserves my paid subscription thanks for making such great content. And the speed at which you produce is amazing, but the quality level is what sets it aside. Thank you to you and all your team
I was so excited to see the fire ants and pythons, too 😢. I wanted a slow terraformation starting with macro fauna followed by some lovely plant species
@@m2hmghb Yep. The Austrailian Government were the ones who lost the so-called "Emu War". The Australian Hunters and Farmers were the ones who turned the tides and almost wiped out the Emu entirely.
Murder Kitties, is this another murder hornet speil😂😂😂😂😂 This is a great story, Reader is my favorite, I wish I could post a meme, "Murder Kitties" youtube dont let me
Indeed... Especially the ones that give you either Dengue fever or Malaria. And yes, you can imagine Humans only getting sick and then walking it off... While the extraterrestrials get violently sick and perish because they didn't heed the advice of the humans.
God I love this channel! And after what the Emus did to Aussie crops, AND, the Aussie military lost to those tough bastards, I know an alien regime that is going to be defeated without us firing a shot.
Loved the part where he told Vergus to hold on and took out a bag of Doritos and started eating it and said "Okay, continue (chewing loudly)" Hopes this gets a part 2 in the future.
...Why do people keep forgetting that had the Australian Government _not_ put the Emu back on the "Protected" list, we wouldn't be talking about them so highly?
@@TheGreyGhost873 it wasn't mentioned in the story but for the sake of making it makes sense I headcannoned that we genetically modified the rabbits to be resistant to their weapons so they wouldn't be able to kill them
By the holy nebula!!! Not the emus!!! Lol I just wanted to say love these stories and the narrators, always interesting to see who reads the next chapter of HFY❤
Oh no! They released the monty python bunnies.
its an evil vile creature lol
Too bad the aliens don't have any Holy Hand Grenades lying around.
@@wesleyward5901 "And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
I just imagined a whole lot of Aliens seeing a Rabbit hop out of a cave, then sneer at their human guide when they tell them that the Rabbit _IS_ the dangerous beast.
Some mockery later and the human guide just shrugs and leaves the aliens to get mauled by the rabbit.
I think it was because of the Biolabs being destroyed that turned them from regular old bunnies, into Caerbannog beasts.
Remember, they were developing a sentient fungus in those labs, and the bunnies had been released onto that same world not too long before.
Add in the fact that Bunnies _DO_ have the ability to adapt to any and all environments they are in, and even have the natural ability to prevent inbreeding amongst themselves, and rather than creating a Zombie Plague, they instead symbiotically bonded with those Fungus, and became hosts for it.
That means the Grunnig "Prank" blew up in their face.
Me: "Fact!
Rat's can bite through concrete!"
Alien: "I beg you pardon... WHAT!?"
Me: "Never mind..."
Not Bite per se, but Chew through over time
They want that food!
@@sam11182 same for copper cast iron and think some steel
@@blackcrasanblade XD any mammal can be trained to eat anything, just tickle a few neurons when they are in the process of doing so. Can also make a lazy person love working. I need that so bad
@@sam11182 yeah condition training kinda like positive reinforcement for dogs they do good get treat do bad get none how my dogs know to do tricks
am I ever happy there are no rats where I live... none.
As a wise man says. "It's not a war crime the first time."
Pretty much the unofficial motto of the Canadian military.
@jklinders Well it was, back before the military started worrying about misgendering.
@@dizzyrick7653 whatever chucklef@ck
Move to Russia if you hate things here so much.
@@dizzyrick7653 Haha, next you're gonna make the helicopter joke. Newsflash, one of the "macho" armies that was salivated over for how unwoke it was has been having it's arse handed to it for the past 2 years. Maybe volunteer for them to add to the macho factor.
The Fat Electrician
"Release the mosquito's"
What a monster.
Still nothing compared to "release the emus".
I honestly thought he was gonna say "Release the Hounds". When he said Mosquitos instead I was like "Aww naw lol!"
@@apveening XD Australia has not beaten their Emu at all
@@sam11182 Exactly my point.
"Wait please... *eats dorrito* Ok..." That level of disrespect lmao And the rabbits are a menace. Eat you out of house and home. Fluffy fuzzy destruction.
And that was before they were turned into Vorpal Bunnies capable of supersonic charges.
Love rabbits. Great pets. Kind and cuddly without the exercise requirements of dogs. They also work great as deterrents - rabbit I had was outside in a hutch and when the deer got close he'd thump. That thumping scared the crap out of the deer and kept the plants from being eaten.
Was that your marijuana plants? I knew of a guy that got busted for growing back in the eighties. He was also charged with poaching and hunting out of season. Evidently the local deer population was eating his pot plants so he decided to kill them all with his AK variant. The DA had to drop the growing charges for lack of evidence. The deer ate it.🤣🤣
I thought that was a carrot and he'd go "What's up, doc?"
@noppornwongrassamee8941 wait did you get that from the anime Shangri-La? Or is that from a different reference?
For anyone who isn't aware, the reason that emus were saved until war was declared is because people have fought and lost a war to emus in the past. It took place in Australia back in 1932 and is known as The Great Emu war. I reccomend anyone interested in learning more to do so.
Imma have to ask Zomg about that, Austraila always doin some crazy shit
It was literally 2 or 3 guys with 1 machine gun, and not even enough ammunition to take out 1/4 of them.
That wasn't even a real war. It was 3 guys with a machine gun mounted on the back of a truck Halo Warthog style. They didn't even have enough ammo to kill all the emus.
It was not a real war, not like the wolf war in the eastern front of one of the world wars it was so bad that the two sides had to work together cause hundreds of wolves were killing both of them that was bad.
only war humans lost to a animal too FYI reason logistics it would have literally cost australia more to kill them than just leave them alone which could result in more human deaths.
4 minutes 2 seconds in they're trying to wipe us out and calling it a harmless prank maybe we should throw a 7 mile wide rock at their Homeworld it's only a game if we yell hey catch
Hayes here, throw the ball.
Sound like a fun game
@seannacraddocked3220 the Chicxulub impactor was an estimated 10 kilometers (6.2 miles) in diameter so 7 miles (about 11 kilometers) might be quite deadly.
No, it shouold be a beautiful comet, only one kilometrer in diameter but "dropped" from their local Oort Cloud and coming in at near their sun's escape velocity . . . the old ½mv²
And stealth it until it's only a few days before impact. That should be quite a surprise.
@robertgraybeard3750 the reason I suggested a rock 7 miles in diameter it's because the dinosaurs were killed by one that was 6 miles in diameter and 7 is an odd number so if they accuse us we can just say no we don't deal with odd numbers I use Imperial standard so for us it's usually base 10 which is an even number most Americans are not a fan of odd numbers I haven't been to other countries so I can't say anything about them
We call the game "Yucatan Catch"
That was the longest joke I've ever heard. But hey, the punchline was pure gold! Thank you for the laugh (yep, I'm an Aussie).
to think we actually lost the Emu* War :)))
@@DanUrsul That is the joke.
@@apveening so was mine
I kinda was expecting honey badgers but Emu will work too
I had to look into it because it made no sense to me. Yeah I get it now. As always pencil pushers cause more strife in the field than the field generates on its own.
After hearing how the BioLabs engineering the sentient Fungus were apparently were blown up, which likely released the spores of said fungus, I suspect that the increased aggression and durability of the rabbits were due to the Bunnies being infected by the fungus... And instead of becoming carriers, they instead Symbiotically bonded with the Fungus and made it a part of themselves.
It also turned them into Caerbannog beasts, but that is neither here nor there.
...I just realized something that amused me...
The fact that the "Zombie Apocalypse" only had a few casualties, probably meant that the Humans were _Disappointed_ that the Vargen's failed "Prank" barely even amounted to a _proper_ apocalypse, and Hagen's anger was due to being B-Balled.
Can you imagine a Story where the Galactic Alliance had to deal with a Dreaded Zombie outbreak... And then have a Bunch of Human Soldiers as well as some Deathworlder Species barge by the more skittish races with woops, cheers and playing rock or metal music as they gun down the zombies?
Because I just pictured a coalition of Wolf-esqe Species, a draconic-esqe species, and humans just shooting at a hoard of zombies to the tune of Sabaton's "Hellfighters"... All while the Rest of the Galactic Council look at them like they are completely insane, and maybe a few of them wondering which of them is playing that music.
"Can you imagine a story where...zombie outbreak... bunch of human soldiers...cheers..."
Such a story already exists. I don't remember its title, but I remember an HFY-story where there is an outbreak of something resembling a zombie apocalypse, and private groups of humans (not the military) start to arrive and hunt the zombies for fun. Weapon-loving humans have just waited for this and enjoy it immensely to finally have the opportunity to enter this fight for real, a fight they already had imagined for a long time...
@@re-mark2971 i need the name
Well...the U.S' DOD has a CONPLAN that handles the explicit scenario of a zombie outbreak, look up CONPLAN 8888
@@umbreonxd5410 Found it: "World War Xen by PodgeWrites"
@@umbreonxd5410 I have found it, the story about humans enjoying to fight zombies: "World War Xen by PodgeWrites"
15:39 "no rabbit has ever killed a human"
Me: "umm..." *remembering Monty Python and the Holy Grail*
Yeah, the bunnies sound augmented... The cats don't need it. The instant I heard "Release the kitties." I said "Okay, they're done for. They're a problem on OUR world." Then he released the mosquitoes. 😬😨
rabbits can and have become dangerous to farmers on places where Rabbits aren't native, tho.
The Bunnies weren't.
What they are is _absurdly_ adaptable.
They can _literally_ breed entire bloodlines from just _Two_ rabbits, and _not_ suffer inbreeding in the process.
A Planet that had one of their Biolabs explode and release toxic spores into their atmosphere, and then happen _again_ on one of their Rabbit-afflicted worlds? The Bunnies were going to adapt new enhancements to increase their survival chances.
How about seagulls or doves or geese?
@@neosildrake no no, for birds it should be ravens.
@@tranquilthoughts7233 THE BIRDS ARE OPERATING THE MACHINE GUN TURRETS!
5:21 Oh wait it's not against the law to drop dangerous creatures on your planet oh we got a couple surprises for you
Cyrano Jones: _"Tribbles are not dangerous."_
Hahahaha, yep, the surprises are fun and cute!(NOT)
We got so many pest species on Earth. Each of them can become a public safety issue if they grow out of control. And many of them have already proven to be problematic invasive species in different regions on Earth. Imagine what they could do on another extraterrestrial planet that doesn't have as diverse deadly fauna.
They didn’t even introduce them to puppies. Such a shame.
@@zedekiahstephens4161 Puppies are reasonable.
If you want to prove a sentient planet that you hate them unleash the Honey Badgers upon them
Ambassador :"... Release the Emus"
Australians: "they are soo fkd"
(for context, Australia "Lost" a war against Emus in 1932)
Imagine emus unbound by earth gravity. The horror.
Didn't Australia lose two wars against the emus not that Canadians can say much we refuse to declare war on the geese here but will bring the rage against humans when war comes
@@lolimmune
Imagine a pissed off and confused Emu on a strange planet and now able to fly.
@eddiethepothos2648 not sure about the 2nd time but not surprised. Also the war against "hares" during the dust bowl in USA happened.
@@eddiethepothos2648 "...we refuse to declare war on the geese..." How _could_ you declare a war against your own Air Force? What a silly idea!
HONK!
There was a book called, "The Cool War," where countries used invasive species to sabotage each other. Nice to see the concept on a galactic scale.
I would love a part 2 of this where the Grunning have to have their own emu war only to also lose.
That would be Emu's 2 Sapient species 0.
@@SHA4200we were never destined to evolve into crabs, we're meant to evolve into emus
Props to the author. Good job on the villain. I developed a strong hatred for him immediately. That's how it's done!👏👏👏
tastes like chicken
Biological Warfare in the sense of dropping invasive species is something that's overlooked tbh.
DON'T TOUCH OUR ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!! WE CAN BREAK OUR ROCK! BUT NO ONE ELSE GETS TO TOUCH OUR ROCK!!!!
HUMANITY NUMBER #1!!!!!!!!
sharks in the ocean in front of us, rabbits to right kitties to the left of us and here I am stuck in the middle with emus
Ha ha😊
Tell me you're an Aussie without telling you are from Australia ;)
No, I'm not an Aussie but I'm a fan of Perun.
There will come a day, Millenia hence, when emu statues will be erected, to honor the fact that emus are the only non-human species to ever win a war against humans. Next to the emu statues will be the shape of cats, cast in bronze, as the only species to domesticate humans.
Crows have also been doing a good job of domesticating us
Space frogs: that's outrageous! Its unfair!
Council: womp womp
Emus, oh Hell Yeah... ❤❤😂😂😂
I almost fell out of my wheelchair when I heard that, I was laughing so hard! 😂😂😂
I almost wish it was, "Release the geese!"
@@shinraset Chinese Hornbills They are the meanest critters on the planet
@@thesaltyspacecowboy8531 Oh there are so many mean critters. Fire ants would overrun the smaller biosphere while a small group of hippos would probably suffice to change each River biome in time (see amazonas). Same for wild boar and farming.
Giving the aliens are losing to rabbits and cats, they are chanceless.
Or we go biblical and drop frogs and locusts
emus are forever enshrined as the bird species Australia lost a war against other species may be more temperamental but the emus have earned their battle accolades.
my favorite sifi channel due to how each video tells a story. a real story. it is the storytelling, not the plot, that often makes for a good effort!
in truth we took it easy on them, imagine if the unleashed the geese, or worse the Canadians, or a single honey badger
Nah the emus are awful the Australians lost a war to the emus look it up it’s a fact tried for days using automatic weapons and chasing them down in military vehicles I’m pretty sure there were even helicopters
Fun Fact! The Geneva Convention was created not in reaction to the villainy of the Central Powers. It was, in fact, Canada's (and Polands) actions in WW1 that made people say "Jeez, we really need to make an agreement saying we shouldn't go THAT far in war."
@@mvpdjg4965 2 wars actually, but you see the emus can be reasoned with, negotiated with, give them some land and food, and there happy, geese take no prisoners, and no bribes they will take everything and keep coming for more, and a honey badger, well thats just inhumane. O and on the Canadians, could you imagine dropping one of those on a planet with no maple or no tim hortins the sorrys would stop so quick, even Florida man knows to say f this im out in that scenario.
Let's get oot the Geneva checklist, eh.
Or the Cassowary :p
ah yes. release the one creature that humans lost a war against
You mean the one creature that the _Australian Government_ Lost against.
Here's a fact that keeps being glossed over: When the Army failed to Cull the Emu, Farmers put out Bounties on the Emu to quell their numbers. The Bounties dropped the Emu Numbers so severely that the Australian Government _had_ to put them back on the protected list.
The so-called "Emu War" was more like an "Emu Battle" made by a bunch of incompetent pencil pushers, and the _actual_ war was Won by _human hunters_ who almost brought them to _EXTINCTION._
Hunters are good at hunting warriors are good at fighting there’s some overlap but it’s not the same
@Victor-056 yes but it's one of those silly quirks in history
@@mvpdjg4965 There's also the fact that the Australian Government used Lewis LMGs ill-suited to the environment of the Australian Outback, same with the Cars that mounted the LMGs.
It was reported by the soldiers that the Rickity Suspension and the guns constantly jamming made it _Impossible_ to squeeze off more than a few bursts at a time, let alone _hit_ any of the Emu.
Add in the fact that the Blistering heat caused the Lewis Guns to overheat too often, which was the _other_ reason the guns kept Jamming, and the Army had to call it off, pretty much losing the battle.
The Bounty Hunters on the otherhand, used Bolt Action Rifles and Hunting tactics. They won.
@@Victor-056 Hence "incompetent pencil pushers".
Actually the french emperor Napoleon I lost a battle against bunnies once. Not even the English people were able to humble him like that
The great emu war. Fantastic
Those rabbits are either augmented or the aliens weapons or atmosphere makes them super powered.
How large were these aliens to where cats were a threat to them? Probably not much taller than 3ft at full adult height.
Releasing mosquitoes is a fucking diabolical real shit moment. You kinda forget that in the real world the mosquito is probably the greatest vector of diseases in the world and has probably legitimately killed more people than everything else.
And of course the final one was hilarious, though I feel Canadian Geese would have been equally as funny and terrifying.
Geese have the advantage over emus of being capable of bringing down aircraft.
Likely their super fungus bonded with the rabbit and ended up enhancing them.
oh fuck... not the emus🤣🤣🤣 I was expect something along the lines of "let loose the dogs of war"
Honestly i want another round of this. This was a great laugh, PEAK comedy.
Deploy Florida man 🏊
Now that is just wrong.
Probably should be considered a war crime
That last line had me rolling out of my chair I was laughing so hard.
Well, the Emu's might be overkill..
..but better safe than sorry, I guess.
Right! I was thinking, musk elephant would be less Overkill
Nah, cassowary's now that would be overkill, Hell, a single hippo.
EMU WAR II ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!!!!!!
You Mean Xeno Boogaloo.
The one animal that beat human 💀
I am so glad for a good laugh 😂. Thank you. I needed that.
our species fought a war against those, and lost
Awesome story I loved it!
Now I want to see Miss Rimiki talk about Mosquitos.
Another excellent story, and another return, thanks.
Having spent several years in the swampy part of Louisiana, I was laughing out loudly when he said "Release the Mosquito's" 😂😂😂 after a couple days of that they'd be finding a new homeworld!!!
I knew it! Glucking Emus. Perfect ending.
Thanks! You had me LMAO through this whole story. I love it! Keep 'em coming!🤣
More to come!
The one channel that deserves my paid subscription thanks for making such great content.
And the speed at which you produce is amazing, but the quality level is what sets it aside.
Thank you to you and all your team
Just once I would LOVE to see a reference to cassowaries, modern day feathered raptors that they are.
Had me trapped between Monty Python and metalocalypse 😂 "release the kitties" so says dethklok
Bruh I thought the kitties and mosquitoes was bad but emu's 🤣🤣🤣 one of my favorite stories so far
HAHahahahaha "Release the *insert normal pest*"
Grunning: Oh god not the emus! What's an emu?
Humans: Oh, you'll find out real quick.
Really enjoyed this one!
BEST. ENDING. EVER.
I was so excited to see the fire ants and pythons, too 😢. I wanted a slow terraformation starting with macro fauna followed by some lovely plant species
Release the kudzu
Great story! Great reading! 🤍
OH there feed,not even Australinas can kill Emus
We couldn't win a war against them. What chance do they have?
To be fair it was 3 men with 2 machine guns and 10k rounds. What did win was giving farmers bounties on the emu.
@@m2hmghb Yep. The Austrailian Government were the ones who lost the so-called "Emu War".
The Australian Hunters and Farmers were the ones who turned the tides and almost wiped out the Emu entirely.
This was acually one of the better story honestly!
That final line 🤣🤣🤣
Ah the emus the legendary creatures that won a war against humans.
It's never a war crime the first time
hahahah; humanity wining wars trolling the shit out of an empire
NOT EMUS, HUMANS CANT EVEN BEAT EMUS.
Murder Kitties, is this another murder hornet speil😂😂😂😂😂 This is a great story, Reader is my favorite, I wish I could post a meme, "Murder Kitties" youtube dont let me
I was expecting 'Release the piggies.' at the end!
I was expecting cane toads but Emu's is truly evil.
About spit out my lunch when I heard release the mosquito
Hayes: “Actually, scratch that. Send in the Cassowaries.”
I thought the exact same thing. Emus are farmed for their various resources - but cassowaries are just EVIL.
"Release the Emu's" oh crickey those bumwalers are hosed!
That last line…. 😂
OH boy, Karen the emu, from 'Useless Farm', could take out an army!
Bring forth the Holy Hand grenade of Antioch!
Brother Maynard,Brother Maynard!
@@pilcpilpilikus5235 Bring forth the Book of Holy Armaments!
Oh no, the emus, even Australia, couldn't defeat them. They are doomed😂
The mosquito are the worst
Indeed... Especially the ones that give you either Dengue fever or Malaria.
And yes, you can imagine Humans only getting sick and then walking it off... While the extraterrestrials get violently sick and perish because they didn't heed the advice of the humans.
very funny more please and thank you very much
To be fair to the Aliens, the most powerful being in the Omniverse is a Rabbit. Bugs Bunny...
Taking over glick worlds one Earth species at a time
It's too bad the Grunnig's don't have holy handgrenades, they're the only weapon known to be effective against this particular breed of rabbit.
They shot it with an energy weapon that would have fired it but no it shook it off and kick the exterminator head off
God I love this channel! And after what the Emus did to Aussie crops, AND, the Aussie military lost to those tough bastards, I know an alien regime that is going to be defeated without us firing a shot.
Time too send in bun-bun
I mean....I was expecting either bunnies or cats. Nice to see we got both, though I had hoped the Honey Badgers get to see some action
The end reminds me of a story where the humans ment to send ducks but sent canadian geese in nesting season the horros are real
Aliens: does an "harmless" prank
Humans: does a "harmless prank" back
Aliens: >:O this is unfair, you're trying to kill us!!.!
Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog lmao
Plot twist: the Emus are unmodified...
🤣🤣 That was good,
Thank you. 😂😂
Loved the part where he told Vergus to hold on and took out a bag of Doritos and started eating it and said "Okay, continue (chewing loudly)" Hopes this gets a part 2 in the future.
The last one released should have been cane toads.
And then the first interstellar Emu war happened.
...Why do people keep forgetting that had the Australian Government _not_ put the Emu back on the "Protected" list, we wouldn't be talking about them so highly?
I've got a theory. It could be bunnies.
Wait, I just thought about this, but if they’re guns aren’t even capable of killing a rabbit, how are they using them to kill anything?
Maybe they're just bad shots
@ no they hit one it got back up and blew there face off… somehow
I think we genetically engineered the rabbits just like they genetically engineered the Beast they sent to Earth
@ wasn’t only the fungus engineered?
@@TheGreyGhost873 it wasn't mentioned in the story but for the sake of making it makes sense I headcannoned that we genetically modified the rabbits to be resistant to their weapons so they wouldn't be able to kill them
And for the grand finale, "This is Hayes. Release the Canadian geese."
This one is good lol 😂❤❤❤
Thanks for multiple good laughs! Funny plot, excellently written and narrated!
By the holy nebula!!! Not the emus!!! Lol I just wanted to say love these stories and the narrators, always interesting to see who reads the next chapter of HFY❤
Jus discovered this channel and i am loving these stories
Absolutely ingenious! Thank you very much.
another well written and well voiced posting
Definitely a thumbs up.
If they can't handle rabbits and cats emu's are gonna wipe them out of existence
You and your crew do the BEST readings. 😎
yeah, some characters I don't care about got married!
“Release the emus“ ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you’re screwed now