As much as i enjoy humans being brave when aliens are scared, I'm waiting for aliens reaction to humans being scared. After all, if a human is scared that means it's bad, right?
I have never seen anything scare a big strong tough guy like witnessing mental illness in someone they love. The helplessness they feel for the first time might be fertile ground for a story.
Another story they did showed the humans not just making the dreaded grey goo, but using it as a weapon in a space battle against an invading force. For the uninitiated, the grey goo is a theoretical consequence of making self-replicating nano machines that use any matter in their surroundings to make more of themselves. The problem arises if you can't turn them off again, in which case they will spread exponentially, consuming everything around them to make more, including all life, and the planet itself.
@@z0s1a98 they disassembled a giant captured Russian claymore mine and repurposed the explosive that looked like peanut butter. I think they were making kamikazi drones.
Ahh,…. Some weapons are classics. And a pump-action shotgun is truly a classic. Of course a trench sweeper would get to space. In the close quarters of a spaceship a shotgun would be very useful.
I mean we have multiple fully automatic and magazine fed shotguns. The pump is cool and all but yea 12- 20 round fully auto shotgun is just godly. Also if there are bigger aliens around i would expect something bigger in those shotguns too (or maybe mix in some dragonsbreath.).
Sounds more South African. Not that there's anything wrong with having all the extra voices. The reader could almost be known as Mel Blanc at this point.
As an Aussie, the accent is definitely in the better half of the attempts that I've heard over the years. But the character's dialogue is written more like a 1970's Brit's idea of how Aussies talk than how we actually do in 2024. I was surprised that they didn't get at least one "struth" in there. But hey, it's the distant future, and old styles come back around, often twisted and distorted from their original form.
I find the narrator's voice and the images of Geist very funny, since the description indicates she should be another of the species that reflects starlight when the lights are out, and an attractive female.
Except spiders. Small fucking spiders terrify me. Big ass ones are fine, they’re tangible, but the small ones are the real fuckers. Im speaking as an Australian.
But like in my opinions, its those little fxcks that freak me out. I mean the big ones you can see and coming, but the small one disappear into a corner and i lose sleep privileges
shotguns ain't a war crime, the Germans in ww1 tried (with zero success) to argue that... these were the same people advocating for mustard gas though...
love the introduction! didn't Aussies used to call each other Bruce? So Katt is really 'a Bruce Willis'? Thats what my husband said right off. I don't know how he knows these things.
@BouncingTribbles its not the same, out there in space, a ship is more alone than the oceans of Earth. Also, the way the story is written, no one sleeps? Just everyone on duty, continuously?
Read a little history. Blockade runners typically are small and fast. It's a hell of a lot easier to slip through several small ships with 1/3 the cargo than one big ship with a full load when running a blockade.
As much as i enjoy humans being brave when aliens are scared, I'm waiting for aliens reaction to humans being scared. After all, if a human is scared that means it's bad, right?
That or our PTSD is giving us flashbacks
Ya, I think a story about some type of existential threat or a horror theme, would be interesting.
I have never seen anything scare a big strong tough guy like witnessing mental illness in someone they love. The helplessness they feel for the first time might be fertile ground for a story.
@@bjbear5202 the fear of something you can't make submit through violence.
Another story they did showed the humans not just making the dreaded grey goo, but using it as a weapon in a space battle against an invading force. For the uninitiated, the grey goo is a theoretical consequence of making self-replicating nano machines that use any matter in their surroundings to make more of themselves. The problem arises if you can't turn them off again, in which case they will spread exponentially, consuming everything around them to make more, including all life, and the planet itself.
Aliens: "This is the most dangerous lifeform in the known galaxy."
Humans: Imma call it Snookums! (Boops nose)
Aliens: BRUH.
Cadet Irwin will be missed...
You forgot impragnated. " if you want something destroyed, killed or knocked up, call a human."
What?
😰huh??? 😭😭
😂 did you see the foxy lady on the last video.
Yeah, I'm waiting for Miss Remiki to lay a fertilized egg and have the first Human/Zhum-ra cross breed.
Did you mean "impregnated"?
Kudos to Mr. Reader for his variety of voices and dialects. He gives life to the words.
I forget it's one person narrating sometimes.
"It will resemble a bomb!" Had me laughing, very funny!
Have you seen Ukrainian soldiers doing field modifications?
No, I haven't, but I'm guessing you have to be very inventive!
@@z0s1a98 they disassembled a giant captured Russian claymore mine and repurposed the explosive that looked like peanut butter. I think they were making kamikazi drones.
Ahh,…. Some weapons are classics. And a pump-action shotgun is truly a classic. Of course a trench sweeper would get to space. In the close quarters of a spaceship a shotgun would be very useful.
I mean we have multiple fully automatic and magazine fed shotguns.
The pump is cool and all but yea 12- 20 round fully auto shotgun is just godly.
Also if there are bigger aliens around i would expect something bigger in those shotguns too (or maybe mix in some dragonsbreath.).
The Aussie accent was a surprise. Excellent narration
Sounds more South African. Not that there's anything wrong with having all the extra voices. The reader could almost be known as Mel Blanc at this point.
As an Aussie, the accent is definitely in the better half of the attempts that I've heard over the years. But the character's dialogue is written more like a 1970's Brit's idea of how Aussies talk than how we actually do in 2024. I was surprised that they didn't get at least one "struth" in there. But hey, it's the distant future, and old styles come back around, often twisted and distorted from their original form.
As soon as Cat tossed that stun grenade in the DOOM music started playing in my head.
I find the narrator's voice and the images of Geist very funny, since the description indicates she should be another of the species that reflects starlight when the lights are out, and an attractive female.
They had to mess with the humans from the land down under.
The death words death continent. Especially deadly lol.
Where beer does flow and men chunder.
Except spiders.
Small fucking spiders terrify me. Big ass ones are fine, they’re tangible, but the small ones are the real fuckers.
Im speaking as an Australian.
real
But the littol babies
@@moonshadow1795yeah, thousands of them
But like in my opinions, its those little fxcks that freak me out. I mean the big ones you can see and coming, but the small one disappear into a corner and i lose sleep privileges
@@Trahlocoh fuck mate. Nearly hit my house on fire kne time
Pirates are lucky a Florida Man wasn't on board, they sounded like gators, which taste great.
wait I thought gator meat tasted horrible?
@@jakobofcincy That depends on how fresh it is. Gator meats problem is it needs a full cooking or your getting the salmonella special
@@SpikeVein I can't say I've ever tried it...
pump action shotguns, definitely a weapon i would not be surprised to see in a futuristic setting even without much change
Now with sci-fi recoil dampeners so you can cheerfully wonder why won't they make them belt fed?
Xeno's meet the 12Ga Shotgun, known as the war crime trench gun!
don't forget the faithful flashbang
@@yomogami4561 I mean yeah that's cool but it's not a war crime or like CS gas!
shotguns ain't a war crime, the Germans in ww1 tried (with zero success) to argue that... these were the same people advocating for mustard gas though...
Soooo ... Humans are squishy, pink Space Orcs.
Praise Gork and Mork!
WAAAAAAAAGH! I mean...FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
@@anangrymarine9174For the EmperWAAAAAA?!
Sounds bout right
25:35 TF2 Scout's Voice Line
HUDDA HMMMMMN
"YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SCARABS!" That's what the opening voice made me think of.
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!!!! Even in a space we're still a bunch of dickheads
think fast chucklenuts
If I weren't already subscribed, the goblin voice would have gotten me anyway >.>
Great read, man. I love the different voices you're doing. That's some tough stuff to do. Thanks for the story!
Love the voices this guy gives the aliens
love the introduction!
didn't Aussies used to call each other Bruce? So Katt is really 'a Bruce Willis'? Thats what my husband said right off. I don't know how he knows these things.
Great intro made me laugh
You're Australian accent is hilariously good.
I enjoy the stories, but your narration is definitely spot-on and makes the stories very enjoyable
I'm waiting for the episode were the aliens meets Ash from the Evil Dead series. 🤣 Aliens meets boomstick, meets chainsaw. 🤣
Aww yeah! More good stuff to clean house to.
I made this comment 30 seconds in. Holy prophetic lol
Loved the opening accent.
Definitely made me laugh
Brilliant thank you
You got my thumbs up at the jump. LoL glorious!
"What could be worse than that?" Let's find out in story 2 please, mate!
W intro 0:01
The moment i heard the booms, some how the Australian got his hands on a shotgun
enjoyed the story and narration
just a few misspellings in the subtitles
If the galaxy thinks the Aussies are mad, wait until they meet the British
The British!!! Wait until they meet the Americans
@@TheSpacePyroI’ll see your Aussies, British, and Americans and raise you one Florida Man.
"As the British human smiled; Geist came to realize that lack of proper dental insurance should be a war crime."
@ and with one look inside an American house there sits a cannon mounted on the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot
@@EffieReal and ill raise you one marine!
TF2 reference. Nice.
like just for the intro
Wow now i wonder what happens if alien found a whale and try to study it
*pants* FIRST!!!!!!
😅
But...but I'm in the tub I CAN'T WEAR PANTS IN THE TUBBBB
Remove pants, fight monsters.
AKs still exist in this era?
God damn, talk about getting something right the first time.
MG3 and AKs are just built different hum?
So humans are Orks?
More
Only 5? Seems too few crew.
Modern cargo haulers run with similar crews.
@BouncingTribbles its not the same, out there in space, a ship is more alone than the oceans of Earth. Also, the way the story is written, no one sleeps? Just everyone on duty, continuously?
@@Terran.Marine.2 When they encountered the pirates, only the pilot and navigator were on duty. Katt was asleep and the others were off duty.
Read a little history. Blockade runners typically are small and fast. It's a hell of a lot easier to slip through several small ships with 1/3 the cargo than one big ship with a full load when running a blockade.
I suppose, some day, it may become possible. Inevitable, even.
Noice!
I'm 8???????
Please don't like the comment!!
You'll find we have trouble following directions @@amywilliams3965
That's crazy
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I thought this video is about aliens and humans what is an australian doing here?
Why not?
austrailians are humans? now perverts... you might have a point...
Normally these are fun to listen to, but this one is just badly written.
.....Australia is not and never was a continent, it lies on the Oceanic crustplate