As much as i enjoy humans being brave when aliens are scared, I'm waiting for aliens reaction to humans being scared. After all, if a human is scared that means it's bad, right?
I have never seen anything scare a big strong tough guy like witnessing mental illness in someone they love. The helplessness they feel for the first time might be fertile ground for a story.
Ahh,…. Some weapons are classics. And a pump-action shotgun is truly a classic. Of course a trench sweeper would get to space. In the close quarters of a spaceship a shotgun would be very useful.
I mean we have multiple fully automatic and magazine fed shotguns. The pump is cool and all but yea 12- 20 round fully auto shotgun is just godly. Also if there are bigger aliens around i would expect something bigger in those shotguns too (or maybe mix in some dragonsbreath.).
@@z0s1a98 they disassembled a giant captured Russian claymore mine and repurposed the explosive that looked like peanut butter. I think they were making kamikazi drones.
Except spiders. Small fucking spiders terrify me. Big ass ones are fine, they’re tangible, but the small ones are the real fuckers. Im speaking as an Australian.
But like in my opinions, its those little fxcks that freak me out. I mean the big ones you can see and coming, but the small one disappear into a corner and i lose sleep privileges
Sounds more South African. Not that there's anything wrong with having all the extra voices. The reader could almost be known as Mel Blanc at this point.
As an Aussie, the accent is definitely in the better half of the attempts that I've heard over the years. But the character's dialogue is written more like a 1970's Brit's idea of how Aussies talk than how we actually do in 2024. I was surprised that they didn't get at least one "struth" in there. But hey, it's the distant future, and old styles come back around, often twisted and distorted from their original form.
love the introduction! didn't Aussies used to call each other Bruce? So Katt is really 'a Bruce Willis'? Thats what my husband said right off. I don't know how he knows these things.
I find the narrator's voice and the images of Geist very funny, since the description indicates she should be another of the species that reflects starlight when the lights are out, and an attractive female.
shotguns ain't a war crime, the Germans in ww1 tried (with zero success) to argue that... these were the same people advocating for mustard gas though...
@BouncingTribbles its not the same, out there in space, a ship is more alone than the oceans of Earth. Also, the way the story is written, no one sleeps? Just everyone on duty, continuously?
Read a little history. Blockade runners typically are small and fast. It's a hell of a lot easier to slip through several small ships with 1/3 the cargo than one big ship with a full load when running a blockade.
You forgot impragnated. " if you want something destroyed, killed or knocked up, call a human."
What?
😰huh??? 😭😭
😂 did you see the foxy lady on the last video.
Yeah, I'm waiting for Miss Remiki to lay a fertilized egg and have the first Human/Zhum-ra cross breed.
Did you mean "impregnated"?
As much as i enjoy humans being brave when aliens are scared, I'm waiting for aliens reaction to humans being scared. After all, if a human is scared that means it's bad, right?
That or our PTSD is giving us flashbacks
Ya, I think a story about some type of existential threat or a horror theme, would be interesting.
I have never seen anything scare a big strong tough guy like witnessing mental illness in someone they love. The helplessness they feel for the first time might be fertile ground for a story.
@@bjbear5202 the fear of something you can't make submit through violence.
Kudos to Mr. Reader for his variety of voices and dialects. He gives life to the words.
I forget it's one person narrating sometimes.
They had to mess with the humans from the land down under.
Ahh,…. Some weapons are classics. And a pump-action shotgun is truly a classic. Of course a trench sweeper would get to space. In the close quarters of a spaceship a shotgun would be very useful.
I mean we have multiple fully automatic and magazine fed shotguns.
The pump is cool and all but yea 12- 20 round fully auto shotgun is just godly.
Also if there are bigger aliens around i would expect something bigger in those shotguns too (or maybe mix in some dragonsbreath.).
"It will resemble a bomb!" Had me laughing, very funny!
Have you seen Ukrainian soldiers doing field modifications?
No, I haven't, but I'm guessing you have to be very inventive!
@@z0s1a98 they disassembled a giant captured Russian claymore mine and repurposed the explosive that looked like peanut butter. I think they were making kamikazi drones.
Aliens: "This is the most dangerous lifeform in the known galaxy."
Humans: Imma call it Snookums! (Boops nose)
Aliens: BRUH.
pump action shotguns, definitely a weapon i would not be surprised to see in a futuristic setting even without much change
Pirates are lucky a Florida Man wasn't on board, they sounded like gators, which taste great.
wait I thought gator meat tasted horrible?
Except spiders.
Small fucking spiders terrify me. Big ass ones are fine, they’re tangible, but the small ones are the real fuckers.
Im speaking as an Australian.
real
But the littol babies
@@moonshadow1795yeah, thousands of them
But like in my opinions, its those little fxcks that freak me out. I mean the big ones you can see and coming, but the small one disappear into a corner and i lose sleep privileges
@@Trahlocoh fuck mate. Nearly hit my house on fire kne time
The Aussie accent was a surprise. Excellent narration
Sounds more South African. Not that there's anything wrong with having all the extra voices. The reader could almost be known as Mel Blanc at this point.
As an Aussie, the accent is definitely in the better half of the attempts that I've heard over the years. But the character's dialogue is written more like a 1970's Brit's idea of how Aussies talk than how we actually do in 2024. I was surprised that they didn't get at least one "struth" in there. But hey, it's the distant future, and old styles come back around, often twisted and distorted from their original form.
25:35 TF2 Scout's Voice Line
HUDDA HMMMMMN
"YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SCARABS!" That's what the opening voice made me think of.
I'm waiting for the episode were the aliens meets Ash from the Evil Dead series. 🤣 Aliens meets boomstick, meets chainsaw. 🤣
Love the voices this guy gives the aliens
FUNNIEST STORY YOU'VE NARRATED SO FAR!!!
I can barely breath and I laugh on inhale as well as exhale.
Soooo ... Humans are squishy, pink Space Orcs.
Praise Gork and Mork!
WAAAAAAAAGH! I mean...FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
think fast chucklenuts
Great read, man. I love the different voices you're doing. That's some tough stuff to do. Thanks for the story!
love the introduction!
didn't Aussies used to call each other Bruce? So Katt is really 'a Bruce Willis'? Thats what my husband said right off. I don't know how he knows these things.
I find the narrator's voice and the images of Geist very funny, since the description indicates she should be another of the species that reflects starlight when the lights are out, and an attractive female.
Xeno's meet the 12Ga Shotgun, known as the war crime trench gun!
don't forget the faithful flashbang
@@yomogami4561 I mean yeah that's cool but it's not a war crime or like CS gas!
shotguns ain't a war crime, the Germans in ww1 tried (with zero success) to argue that... these were the same people advocating for mustard gas though...
Aww yeah! More good stuff to clean house to.
I made this comment 30 seconds in. Holy prophetic lol
Great intro made me laugh
You're Australian accent is hilariously good.
I enjoy the stories, but your narration is definitely spot-on and makes the stories very enjoyable
You got my thumbs up at the jump. LoL glorious!
"What could be worse than that?" Let's find out in story 2 please, mate!
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!!!! Even in a space we're still a bunch of dickheads
W intro 0:01
Loved the opening accent.
Definitely made me laugh
enjoyed the story and narration
just a few misspellings in the subtitles
*pants* FIRST!!!!!!
😅
But...but I'm in the tub I CAN'T WEAR PANTS IN THE TUBBBB
Remove pants, fight monsters.
like just for the intro
If the galaxy thinks the Aussies are mad, wait until they meet the British
The British!!! Wait until they meet the Americans
@@TheSpacePyroI’ll see your Aussies, British, and Americans and raise you one Florida Man.
"As the British human smiled; Geist came to realize that lack of proper dental insurance should be a war crime."
@ and with one look inside an American house there sits a cannon mounted on the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot
@@EffieReal and ill raise you one marine!
Wow now i wonder what happens if alien found a whale and try to study it
Noice!
So humans are Orks?
Only 5? Seems too few crew.
Modern cargo haulers run with similar crews.
@BouncingTribbles its not the same, out there in space, a ship is more alone than the oceans of Earth. Also, the way the story is written, no one sleeps? Just everyone on duty, continuously?
@@Terran.Marine.2 When they encountered the pirates, only the pilot and navigator were on duty. Katt was asleep and the others were off duty.
Read a little history. Blockade runners typically are small and fast. It's a hell of a lot easier to slip through several small ships with 1/3 the cargo than one big ship with a full load when running a blockade.
I suppose, some day, it may become possible. Inevitable, even.
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You'll find we have trouble following directions @@amywilliams3965
That's crazy
I thought this video is about aliens and humans what is an australian doing here?
Why not?
austrailians are humans? now perverts... you might have a point...
Normally these are fun to listen to, but this one is just badly written.