@@thearcanehunter2736 Attempted murder? Murder happens to a person. Attempted murder is nothing compared to a foreign prince attempting to usurp the sovereign of the realm. Act of war.
4:15 "The trolls sing a very forgettable song" A girl from my school said she had watched Frozen about 20 times, and when the teacher played "Fixer-upper in a lesson she was adamant that she had never heard it and that it wasn't in the film at all
So, I actually write online quizzes for fun. (been a while since my last one though). My norm is Disney quizzes and I actually have one about Disney parents where you try to name every Disney or Pixar movie in which *both* parents of a Disney movie both appear, and are alive at the end of the film. Like half of them are in the last 10 or so years. Disney has gotten a lot more forgiving recently.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up? Me: This guy named Ryan from Screen Rant because he works for multimillionaire companies and he’s the boss and employee of every one. Teacher: That’s tight
I know it’s not current , but I’d love to see you do a pitch meeting for Tangled . Just so you can have the conversation: “ Why didn’t mother Gothel just lie about when Rapunzel’s birthday was or even teach her that celebrating birthdays is a thing “. “ So that the movie can happen !” I really think you should make that vid because it would be super easy , barely an inconvenience.
“So then Flynn Rider gets knocked unconscious multiple times.” “Is he okay?” “Yes. It’s the kind of head trauma where you’re unconscious for a few seconds but then you wake up and you’re completely fine.” “Okay. Gotcha.” “We’re also going to have Pascal wake him up by putting a tongue in his ear” “Is his eardrum okay?” “Unclear!”
@@aslprincess3944 What bothers me is her entire motivation. She kidnaps Rapunzel and tries to keep her from any and all traces of the outside world...because she wants to stay young and beautiful permanently. What the hey were the writers even thinking?! And before you say, "Oh, she was afraid of dying from old age," actually, no, she wasn't. Checking the mirror constantly, complimenting your own looks all the time, and pulling your clothes over your face are all things that a bratty high-school girl obsessed with looking like something off the cover of Teen Vogue would do. Not a person afraid of dying!
Idk how people have this question. Who says she needs to poop? It's a fairytale, not reality. A fictional universe only has to be consistent with itself.
Castles had special rooms with a long shaft leading to the ground so you can poop even from the towers in privacy and only the peasents will have to smell it. I see no reason why ice castles would be any different.
@@ChaoticVampire In that case, so are you, except in every other children's movie. Do you know where Rapunzel poops? Does Belle in Beauty and the Beast poop in her cell initially? Does Moana poop in the water? What did Maui eat while stranded on an island? Maui claims he created the ground. Does that mean his family lived in the water? What does Mulan do about her period? And how does no one notice Mulans female eyes, lips, skin, and body? The toys in Toy Story can move, even though not all of them run on batteries. What powers them? What does Peter Pan eat? You call me a forgiving consumer. What exactly am I forgiving?
Not really a god. Her powers were just kinda inconsistent. Although in the original fairy tale, the Snow Queen was not human at all, but a manifestation of winter.
The fact that everyone was so obsessed with the ice and completely ignores the fact she can magically do just about anything including create life always bothered me
I don't know about everyone else, but if a person who has the ability to create sentient life by accident says that they are going to be the monarch, I wouldn't want to be the one to stand in their way.
"What's the song called ? " "Let the past die, kill it if you have to" "Oh Wow! That's dark, I thought this song was supposed to liberating and empowering to a generation of young girls" "Whoops" "Whoopsie! :D"
so the Trolls will keep Kristoff as a small child. keep him? yeah this troll lady literally says, "I'm gonna keep you." so, does he have any parents that will you know, notice him, being kidnapped? I don't know.
I think you literally might be the funniest person I've ever seen in my life lmfao 😂😂😂. I've been sick the last week and every time I watch another pitch meeting I go into a coughing fit. HOW ARE THESE CONSISTENTLY SO AMAZING AFTER OVER 100 EPISODES?!?!?!?!
Powers that Elsa has in addition to ice: The ability to bring life to snowmen. The ability to create clothing. The ability to enlarge clothing. The ability to put patterns on said clothing. The ability to be everyone's second favorite character.
Imagine a Donnie Darko pitch meeting: So I guess it’s going to be quite difficult to explain how Donnie can travel through dimensions? Actually it’s going to be super easy barely an inconvenience... we just don’t explain it! Wouldn’t the audience find that confusing? Probably.
4:16 I love how he says "Then the trolls sing a very forgettable song" since it's actually true. I completely forgot the trolls even sang a song in this movie until I watched this pitch meeting.
@@idontevenhaveapla7224 It's a Disney movie. Disney movies are for everyone of all ages to enjoy. Not just for kids. Frozen is one of those that only Disney films kids would like, but for smart adults like me, would not appreciate it at all.
1992disney Okay, sorry you didn’t like it. But there is a target audience that they are trying to sell to, and adults are not in that range. Not all movies can be for everyone. Frozen 2 goes deeper, and it probably better for adults, as the target audience for the first film have somewhat grown up. Disney movies are for everyone, but each movie has an age it is trying to play to, so sorry if Frozen’s to childish for you.
3:34 Was definitely mindblown when she was creating stuff other than Ice, like magic, clothing, physical matter from nothing, sentient life, and a Castle with walls and doors made of a different unknown material, or of magical non-melting ice. And basically anything else she wants, kinda like a Green Lantern with ice powers included. Her powers goes waaaay beyond just ICE now..... 🤯
This is simply brilliant, thanks so much! After having been forced to watch this film about 20 times with my daughters and being constantly frustrated with all the holes in the plot, watching this is so.....enjoyable!
@@paleopal OK, I'm gonna clear the air there. We do not hate lesbian PEOPLE, we just hate THAT they're lesbian. We love them as people, we just hate what they do. Those aren't the same thing.
"so Wheatley takes over the facility and starts to lift you back up to the surface..." "Oh, that's actually a really good and happy end-" "but then he's like 'actually, nah, I'm keeping you here'" "Oh. Comic relief characters becoming evil is *TIGHT"* **looks over at old Darth Jar Jar plans**
"So now the player has to infiltrate the bad guy's base that's guarded by an entire army with the best trained troops available, and the player has to do it with only a couple of guns and maybe a near useless companion" "An entire army of the bad guy's best soldiers? Isnt that gonna be a little too difficult to defeat?" "Nope, it's gonna be super easy barely an inconvenience."
"So there's this game with literally no story or obvious way of progression until the end credits!" "Won't people be annoyed that they have no idea what to do?" "Maybe, so we'll just make an online wiki so they can look up stuff!" "Wouldn't it just be easier to just add this stuff into the game?" "I guess so. I should make an update that adds that!" "Great, when can you get on that?" "5 years?" (Minecraft Pitch Meeting)
Idina Menzel also played the mother to Lea Michele's character in the "Glee" TV show some years back. The physical resemblance between the two is astounding. One of the best mother/daughter character casting choices ever. Plus, each of them can sing sing sing.
Also, Elsa was locked up all her life not using her powers, but when she starts using them she can make intricate things as if she had been practicing all along. Such talent
another annoying thing: even if it made sense that they had to erase anna's memories, couldn't they have just told her about elsa's powers and what happened immediately after she woke up?
Sir Ryan. You are the best. Every single time you upload a new one of these it just simply makes my day brighter. Can’t thank you enough, for inventing this idea. I also subscribed to your solo “shannel,” I really really liked the whole thing about “eeeehhhhhhhhhh but why can’t I just steal stuff tho?” *heart emoji*
Producer: So, what’s the moral of the movie? Writer: The what? Producer: You know, Disney movies usually have a moral or message, something to help guide children as they grow, and help them to become good people. Writer: Oh, right, the moral is that women don’t need men. Producer: What? Writer: Yeah, see, Elsa saved Anna with the power of love. No man required. Producer: But what about the rest of the movie? Writer: What about it? Producer: Well, Kristoff was a major help on the adventure. If your moral is that women don’t need men, why... why’d you make Kristoff so helpful? Writer: Well, to be honest, I kinda forgot to put one of those “morals” in the movie, so I made it up just now. Didn’t really think it through. Producer: Fair enough. Writer: Yeah, I’m pretty sure we can swing the whole “women don’t need men” thing, though. Producer: Couldn’t we have the moral be something more in line with the movie, like “women aren’t helpless” or maybe “women can be heroes too”? Writer: Yeah, people will be able to interpret that moral themselves. But I think my wording is more provocative, and that’ll probably sell better. Producer: If you say so. Writer: I do.
Anna actually saved herself, Elsa didn't save her. The "act of true love" was Anna's decision to sacrifice herself in order to save Elsa (by standing between her and Hans). Also - the moral of the story is basically "love is more powerful than fear" (with the added caveat that love isn't just romance or physical connection - love is putting someone else's needs before yours). The writers themselves said so. Love is the thing that thawed Anna's heart (after she finally learned what love really is), love is the thing that finally allowed Elsa to control her powers (after years of failing to control them, because she was dominated by fear).
Guy R yeah, I forgot the exact logistics of that final scene, haha And my li’l joke was just poking fun at how they marketed it, and how a lot of people seemed to take it.
@guyr3618 OK, but then why didn't the winter end sooner? Elsa ran away because she didn't want to hurt anyone, which is showing love in some way, so why didn't that end it? For that matter, why didn't the snow and ice she'd made in the beginning thaw when she was showing concern and love for Anna after hitting her in the head? Man, this movie is so INCOHERENT it's not even funny! I have seen Bizarro Episodes of cartoon shows that are more logical than this movie!
4:56 wow that was the latest "super easy, barely an inconvenience" in any pitch meeting video. I was waiting in anticipation the entire time and thought the Hans monologuing was a version of that in the video
You missed my biggest annoyance.
How did they know it was an eternal winter when it had only been going for a few hours?
If he covered everything in Frozen that doesn't make sense this video would be 2 hours long.
@@heebsgames same goes for most movies really
Global Cooling
Well in the early versions, there was this prophecy about eternal winter, so they would have known, but it was cut so, idk how they know.
I don't know ^_^
"Definitely don't put too much thought into this god-like ability she has."
"Why not?"
"Because I didn't"
--Every writing decision in the movie
BTW Cute dog
@@blossomgirlsworld3650 Thanks! Among all Icelandic Sheepdogs, he is the BEST 😆
@@IamCree say hi from my said I love dogo
"Oh a very cute doggo!"
I subscribed purely because of the dog
Lord of the Rings would be super hard, really inconvenient. But I want to see the pitch
Thum up this guy so Ryan can see this masterpiece
That'd be tight!
Stephen Scott - YEAH-YEAH-YEAH!!
Super hard and inconvenient pitch meetings are tight
Why haven't they done that already?
I don't know!
"so what do they do with Hans/ How do they punish him?"
"they send him home"
"oh that'll show him"
That's my favorite part.
Something_Wrong don’t they throw him in prison back home
@@hussainvirk8598 Same thing!
@@hussainvirk8598 And his family probably disowned him
@@RosesAmbience That's the proper punishment for attempted murder! Why lock them up so they can't kill anyone when you can make them rake leaves?
@@thearcanehunter2736 Attempted murder? Murder happens to a person. Attempted murder is nothing compared to a foreign prince attempting to usurp the sovereign of the realm. Act of war.
"They were sailin up on outta this movie cuz I'm done with em" 🤣🤣😂
cody pannell i love it 🥰
lol
I laughed so hard at that one!!
I was gonna say the same thing.. So funny
This is that thing he said! 😯
"I just get really excited about procrastination" Me too my man, me too...
Well, I don't. Perhaps later ...
Hagen von Eitzen 🤣🤣😁🤣😁
yeah, you get really excited about, but then you procrastinate about actually procrastinating
So do
I
"Loose things are tight!"
"No they're not."
"Right, of course they're not, what the hell am I saying?"
😂😂😂
its "oh loose things are tight"
😂😂😂😂 feels like this channel is blowing up now
I giggled like a maniac at this one. XD
I read this as they were saying it
Loose things are tight: Best use of the 'things are tight' catchphrase
Laughed for the rest of the video when I heard "loose things are tight!". 😂
No they’re not
That works
@@0h_Noo I’m gonna need you to get all the way off my back
@@Fraud_Above_All I’ll get right off if that thing!
Me too hahahahahaha came for the comments to see if it was the same for anyone else hahahaha
"A very forgettable song" is literally so forgettable that I forget it exists unless it's mentioned
what song?
@@nathanielmalikgan5527 Fixer Upper (I actually like it D:)
I saw a behind the scenes video of that song, and now it's the one song from the movie that comes to mind every now and then.
I mean, it IS sang by creatures with the ability to erase memories... suspicious nonetheless... the plot thightens!
I don't even know what song they're talking about
“Are they cute?”
“No but they are annoying”
That broke me
“And give irresponsibility vague advice”
“That’s just as good”
"They were sailing up on outta this movie, because I'm done with them."
😃😃
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Loved that!!!
Wow wow wow wow, wow
Best line.
That killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂
One of the best lines from this whole series of videos!
Plot twist: loose things actually are tight
Jadarien Ellis *are actually tight
@@mtndrew7854 either way is acceptable
Darryl Hamlin Touché
Mtn Drew Grammar nazis are super annoying, very inconvenient.
It's super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
"Where is she gonna poop?"
Producer guy asking the real questions.
Castle Versailles has hundreds of rooms. No toilet
Thats what i was concerned about when i saw it
Now why didn’t the producers of *CatDog* ever ask this?
Very, *very* cold toilet seats.
@@Conservative4 Oh, ice toilets are tight!
4:15 "The trolls sing a very forgettable song"
A girl from my school said she had watched Frozen about 20 times, and when the teacher played "Fixer-upper in a lesson she was adamant that she had never heard it and that it wasn't in the film at all
That should say a lot about how bad it is.
Olofs song about summer is the one I always forget unless it's mentioned. I liked fixer-upper
Given that these are the memory erasing trolls, their song being so utterly forgettable is actually very thematically relevant
Lmao that's hilarious 😂😂😹
Why does no one else like “Fixer-upper” it’s hilarious.
"So eventually they die in a shipwreck"- well we cant have things like both parents being alive in a Disney movie after all.
Mulannnn and rapunzellll , also moana
And Sleeping Beauty I guess?
Lion King (Sarabi).
So, I actually write online quizzes for fun. (been a while since my last one though). My norm is Disney quizzes and I actually have one about Disney parents where you try to name every Disney or Pixar movie in which *both* parents of a Disney movie both appear, and are alive at the end of the film. Like half of them are in the last 10 or so years. Disney has gotten a lot more forgiving recently.
"We don't do that here!"
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Me: This guy named Ryan from Screen Rant because he works for multimillionaire companies and he’s the boss and employee of every one.
Teacher: That’s tight
Teacher: that must be a difficult job
Me: actually it’s super easy barely an inconvenience
Teacher: oh really
Teacher: you know you still have to pass all your classes first right?
Me: whoops
Teacher: whoopsie!
@@jessiegandhi4340 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
The teacher is also Ryan
Teacher: How can he be the boss AND employee of everyone?
Me: Please don't think too hard about it.
Teacher: Well okay I won't.
Did you guys ever realize how similar these two look? Its creepy.
Racist.
its ok bro im white lamo
If you're not Canadian it's still racist. Jingoist. Whatever.
No no no one is wearing a glasses and holding a paper and the other one is tight
Creepy is tight.
You know what would be loose…
Doing a Pitch Meeting for the Frozen 2 trailer.
@Alexander TV 😭
It's fine I'm cool with that. Barely an inconvenience
Wow. Everyone is an asshole.
Loose things are thight
Loose things are tight
Please do that !!!!
I know it’s not current , but I’d love to see you do a pitch meeting for Tangled . Just so you can have the conversation: “ Why didn’t mother Gothel just lie about when Rapunzel’s birthday was or even teach her that celebrating birthdays is a thing “. “ So that the movie can happen !” I really think you should make that vid because it would be super easy , barely an inconvenience.
I cosign this suggestion!!
“So then Flynn Rider gets knocked unconscious multiple times.”
“Is he okay?”
“Yes. It’s the kind of head trauma where you’re unconscious for a few seconds but then you wake up and you’re completely fine.”
“Okay. Gotcha.”
“We’re also going to have Pascal wake him up by putting a tongue in his ear”
“Is his eardrum okay?”
“Unclear!”
Yes! That always has bothered me. It makes no sense.
@@aslprincess3944 What bothers me is her entire motivation. She kidnaps Rapunzel and tries to keep her from any and all traces of the outside world...because she wants to stay young and beautiful permanently. What the hey were the writers even thinking?!
And before you say, "Oh, she was afraid of dying from old age," actually, no, she wasn't. Checking the mirror constantly, complimenting your own looks all the time, and pulling your clothes over your face are all things that a bratty high-school girl obsessed with looking like something off the cover of Teen Vogue would do. Not a person afraid of dying!
I love how his only question abt the ice castle is “so where’s she gonna poop?”
i also had that question
Idk how people have this question. Who says she needs to poop? It's a fairytale, not reality. A fictional universe only has to be consistent with itself.
Castles had special rooms with a long shaft leading to the ground so you can poop even from the towers in privacy and only the peasents will have to smell it. I see no reason why ice castles would be any different.
@@havardmj wow, youre an incredibly forgiving consumer
@@ChaoticVampire In that case, so are you, except in every other children's movie. Do you know where Rapunzel poops? Does Belle in Beauty and the Beast poop in her cell initially? Does Moana poop in the water? What did Maui eat while stranded on an island? Maui claims he created the ground. Does that mean his family lived in the water? What does Mulan do about her period? And how does no one notice Mulans female eyes, lips, skin, and body? The toys in Toy Story can move, even though not all of them run on batteries. What powers them? What does Peter Pan eat? You call me a forgiving consumer. What exactly am I forgiving?
Never realized that Elsa was actually God in this movie
Not really a god. Her powers were just kinda inconsistent. Although in the original fairy tale, the Snow Queen was not human at all, but a manifestation of winter.
Vetarlit Torf “The loosest kind”
And Anna is Jesus! So tight
@@vetarlittorf1807 Yeah, it's like they think she's Discord or something. Hey, even Discord's powers are more believable than hers!
As a single father of two young girls, i have seen frozen countless times. This pitch meeting is side-splittingly on point, thank you!
WHY anyone let their kids watch this steaming pile of dogshit is beyond me.
The fact that everyone was so obsessed with the ice and completely ignores the fact she can magically do just about anything including create life always bothered me
😱 me tooooooo!
I was always irritated that Ana ends up with Kristoff. The man is way too into ice, he’s all about it and Elsa has ice powers.
@@NoPowerintheVerse Kristoff: works as an iceman
Elsa: "I'm about to end this man's whole career."
Who do the writers think she is, Discord?!
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.
"Very unnecessary secrets" Yeah that pretty much sums up Once Upon A Time
"Loose things are TIGHT!" Oh Ryan, you've outdone yourself. 😁
He's cutting loose.
A pirates of the Caribbean pitch meeting would be tight...
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah! :)
Wacky old rockstars overlaid against notorious murderers and criminals is TIGHT!
and super easy, barely an inconvenience
Loose women are tight. wait. what?
"I just get really excited about procrastination "😆
Me in a nutshell
I relate to this on a spiritual level
"Oh My God where we're they sailing to?"
"Well I thought I would let the internet make up theories so people would keep talking about the movie"
Ah letting the audience do the writers job is TIGHT
@@sabataj_4030 and creating Tarzan/Frozen theories are super easy barely an Inconvenience
@@burnthetrolls5971 they confirmed that theory
@@handslayer9424 Yet they also denied it by making the sequel and whole bunch of spoilers if you haven't seen it yet
@@arrash4388 Ah Disney screwing with us is TIGHT
"I bet carrying the channel would be hard."
"Actually It's going to be super easy barely an inconvenience"
"So where’s she gonna poop?"
"Probably on a toilet of solid ice."
"Well that would certainly wake you up in the morning"
"Yea yea yea."
That's why they are trolls.
Trolling is what they do
Oh word play is tight
WHY
DOES
EVERYONE
HAVE
THAT
PROFILE
PIC??😂😂.
@@SDfan2002
I
DON'T
KNOW
EITHER
@@drlalankumar9819
O
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yei.. I was JUST in the mood for Ryan cheering me up. my pet died today:( ... so thank heavens for ryan
Violet Daisy I am so sorry for your loss! Praying.
Must be tough. Sorry for your loss.
HimeNoKuri thank you!
Hello Hi thank you!
@@Bamgeutcutiepie What kind of pet was it?
I don't know about everyone else, but if a person who has the ability to create sentient life by accident says that they are going to be the monarch, I wouldn't want to be the one to stand in their way.
"I just get pretty excited about Procrastination!"
"It is pretty Great!"
Best. Line. EVER.
"Who's running everything while they're locked up?"
"I don't know?"
'Fair enough!"
🤣🤣🤣
Sailing up on outta here cuzz im done with them😂😂😂😂😂
Pitch meetings are tight
john carter from earth SMH
Greatest line ever! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
reignofjerm And he couldn't even quote it right.
i choked when he said it, I need to stop drinking anything when I watch these.
😂😂😂😂
They were sailing up on "Outta this movie, cause I'm done with them."
That place is packed with Disney parents.
"Loose things are tight!"
"No they're not."
"Right, of course they're not, what the hell am I saying?"
😂😂😂
“No I just get really excited about procrastinating” 😂
"What's the song called ? "
"Let the past die, kill it if you have to"
"Oh Wow! That's dark, I thought this song was supposed to liberating and empowering to a generation of young girls"
"Whoops"
"Whoopsie! :D"
No matter how many of these I watch, the phrase," actually super easy, barely an inconvenience," never gets old.
"I just get really excited about procastination."
My life in a nutshell.😆
Mimah 101 Procrastination is TIGHT!
Procrastinating is easy, barely an inconvenience!
The way the guy in the blue suit just agrees with everything is perfect
Lolz
Agreeing with everything is TIGHT.
Forgettable troll song? Your script needs a bit of a *fixer upper*
“Fair enough”
ChronoMune was it hard to come up with that joke?
@@dmoose95you
I bet it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Whoops
Whoopsie
That’s tight
Fairy nuff
"sentient snowman" makes Olaf sound a whole lot cooler.
Of all these pitch meeting catch phrases, I honestly think “Whoopsie!” is my favorite
Interesting choice!
Saying "Whoopsie" is tight.
so the Trolls will keep Kristoff as a small child.
keep him?
yeah this troll lady literally says, "I'm gonna keep you."
so, does he have any parents that will you know, notice him, being kidnapped?
I don't know.
Fair enough.
@@jonathancampbell5231 B no worries I uh guys
It's the parents fault if they didn't pay the troll toll. They gotta pay the troll toll to get the boys soul.
@@DerMoerpler Well okay then
@Tim I understood that reference!
"Whoops"
"WHOOPSIE"
It's works better if you don't think about it too much 😀
Paul B yeah yeah yeah
Elsa bout to stop Ana from joining Orochimaro in Frozen 2.
This comment aged like fine milk😂
I think you literally might be the funniest person I've ever seen in my life lmfao 😂😂😂.
I've been sick the last week and every time I watch another pitch meeting I go into a coughing fit.
HOW ARE THESE CONSISTENTLY SO AMAZING AFTER OVER 100 EPISODES?!?!?!?!
Because Ryan is a comedic genius
Funniest people.
@Evermore whoa, whoops!
Four years since this comment, and today he's funnier than ever.
Powers that Elsa has in addition to ice:
The ability to bring life to snowmen.
The ability to create clothing.
The ability to enlarge clothing.
The ability to put patterns on said clothing.
The ability to be everyone's second favorite character.
I hate Elsa and this movie
But Elsa is my first favorite character... 😅
@@zivadinozzo5719 Same haha.
Imagine a Donnie Darko pitch meeting:
So I guess it’s going to be quite difficult to explain how Donnie can travel through dimensions?
Actually it’s going to be super easy barely an inconvenience... we just don’t explain it!
Wouldn’t the audience find that confusing?
Probably.
Inexorable Videos I'm imagining the 5 seconds back that it took me to read this comment.
Mtn Drew what?
..did you just watch a nostalgia critic review about that movie??🤔🤔
fair enough
MBSVideos what?
The let it go part was actually funny.😂😂😂
0:48 "Faerienough"
....cuz it's a fairy tale
4:16 I love how he says "Then the trolls sing a very forgettable song" since it's actually true. I completely forgot the trolls even sang a song in this movie until I watched this pitch meeting.
Do a Ferris Bueller's Day Off pitch meeting. That would be really funny
I am up for that especially because I am from Chicago
That would actually be hilarious
Oooooh Yyyyeeeaaahhhh!
Ferris bueller is tight
@@hankblaster Ew.Not like that.
“Loose things are TIGHT”
“No they’re not”
“Right! What am I even saying!?”
😂😂😂😂
"They did NOT listen to that advice."
they were sailing up on outa this movie cuz im done with them...…….BEST...….LINE...…...EVER!!!!
"They were sailing up on outta this movie cuz I'm done with them"
Killed me
And them
Should have done the pitch for the original frozen script and the executive changed everything to turn Elsa from the villian to the protag
Which is one of the dumbest things Disney has ever done.
@@1992disney Given how popular Frozen ended up being, I'd say that's debatable.
@@idontevenhaveapla7224 It's a Disney movie. Disney movies are for everyone of all ages to enjoy. Not just for kids. Frozen is one of those that only Disney films kids would like, but for smart adults like me, would not appreciate it at all.
@@Ryodraco It's popular for all the wrong reasons. Just because it became so successful, doesn't necessarily mean it's good.
1992disney Okay, sorry you didn’t like it. But there is a target audience that they are trying to sell to, and adults are not in that range. Not all movies can be for everyone. Frozen 2 goes deeper, and it probably better for adults, as the target audience for the first film have somewhat grown up. Disney movies are for everyone, but each movie has an age it is trying to play to, so sorry if Frozen’s to childish for you.
CLICKING ON THIS WAS SUPER EASY BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE
clicking on Pitch Meeting videos is TIGHT
Barley? Well, I guess Barley is only a minority inconvenient food.
@@GoatPopsicle damn auto correct
fixed it
Seb Marvel figured. That’s why I didn’t go troll with my comment, just a joke.
How can the cold not bother her? That's tight. How is love an open door? That's also tight
Your nuclear weapons are *T I G H T ! !*
BE GONE TYRANT!!!
3:34 Was definitely mindblown when she was creating stuff other than Ice, like magic, clothing, physical matter from nothing, sentient life, and a Castle with walls and doors made of a different unknown material, or of magical non-melting ice. And basically anything else she wants, kinda like a Green Lantern with ice powers included.
Her powers goes waaaay beyond just ICE now..... 🤯
It's like the writer wasn't sure how ice powers are supposed to work, so she just made up the abilities as she continued to write.
1:57
*"Movin on up!movin on up!cant hold it back anymore"*
"I just get so excited about procrastination."😂
The Office Pitch Meeting!?!??
Yes
The Office Pitch Meeting On A GreenScreen Office
Yes yes yes
That will build a 4th wall... So no
iSam Ramirez what?
2:05 Subverting expectations is tight!
This is simply brilliant, thanks so much! After having been forced to watch this film about 20 times with my daughters and being constantly frustrated with all the holes in the plot, watching this is so.....enjoyable!
I pity you, dude. How my mom can think it's cohesive, I don't know.
@@artbytesia Hey! I saw you in another comment section ranting about how your religion says lesbians are evil. Weird that I’ve found you twice.
@@paleopal OK, I'm gonna clear the air there. We do not hate lesbian PEOPLE, we just hate THAT they're lesbian. We love them as people, we just hate what they do. Those aren't the same thing.
"But where's she gonna poop?" OMG that crack me up!
Who wants a Hunger Games pitch meeting?
Four4IV YESS
@@melaneyklinedinst4871
"Why is it that nobody looks hungry?"
"I don't knowww!"
Just "Let it Go"😁
Oooohhhh yeeesss the hunger games are *T I G H T ! !*
They already did it
You should do pitch meetings for video games! Pls that would be so *TIGHT*
"so Wheatley takes over the facility and starts to lift you back up to the surface..."
"Oh, that's actually a really good and happy end-"
"but then he's like 'actually, nah, I'm keeping you here'"
"Oh. Comic relief characters becoming evil is *TIGHT"*
**looks over at old Darth Jar Jar plans**
SomeNerdyBoy hahahahah
"So now the player has to infiltrate the bad guy's base that's guarded by an entire army with the best trained troops available, and the player has to do it with only a couple of guns and maybe a near useless companion"
"An entire army of the bad guy's best soldiers? Isnt that gonna be a little too difficult to defeat?"
"Nope, it's gonna be super easy barely an inconvenience."
"So there's this game with literally no story or obvious way of progression until the end credits!"
"Won't people be annoyed that they have no idea what to do?"
"Maybe, so we'll just make an online wiki so they can look up stuff!"
"Wouldn't it just be easier to just add this stuff into the game?"
"I guess so. I should make an update that adds that!"
"Great, when can you get on that?"
"5 years?"
(Minecraft Pitch Meeting)
"And Kratos is never gonna call his son anything other than BOY"
I knew it was going to be great as soon as I saw it was for Frozen, and I was right!! The "let it go" bit was so good, you really had me there lol!
“Where does she poop?”
The fatal flaw in many a film.
Idina Menzel also played the mother to Lea Michele's character in the "Glee" TV show some years back. The physical resemblance between the two is astounding. One of the best mother/daughter character casting choices ever. Plus, each of them can sing sing sing.
Which is instantly negated and made dated by the show’s overuse of autotune.
"Loose things are tight." - "No, they're not."
LMFAO!!
Loose things are tight 😂
No there not
Of course they’re not what the hell are you saying
Pussy is lol
Joking Jack *loose
hmm Jesus Christ thank you.
“Loose things are right! What am I saying?” Best one of those yet! 🤣 I’m soo happy for this one! Also great timing. Nicely done!
Every line of this is gold
5:26
I remember when he did that. Funny thing is, she didn't correct him on his mispronunciation
“I just get really exited about procrastination”
“It is pretty great”
Me every day.
Can you do a Charlie and the chocolate factory pitch meeting
Oh,chocolate factories that try to kill you are tight!
"They're sailing up on outta here cuz I'm done with them!"
Ok that one got me lul
Also, Elsa was locked up all her life not using her powers, but when she starts using them she can make intricate things as if she had been practicing all along. Such talent
There are several Gainax endings of cartoon episodes that make more sense than this movie.
That Let It Go joke lol
I kinda always though Elsa’s hug was the act of true love. Because Anna actually turned into ice and didn’t turn back until Elsa hugged her.
Erm No dear.
Even as a child I wondered how is she gonna survive alone on top of a snow mountain
Next pitch suggestion: Love Actually. Scriptwriter Guy seems to understand messed up relationships. Should be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
"We'll figure it out later" 😂😂😂
These guys kill me 🤣
That was actually super cool, and really funny. I feel like you've stepped up your game which I didn't thought to be possible, Ryan!
3:25 Elsa has Wanda Maximoff’s chaos magic 😳
Making useless surprise villains are super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Well, the Snow Queen was the villain in the original story so they had to do something... else.
Well elsa WAS the villain but then they heard let it go and where like "thats way too good to be a simple evil song"
another annoying thing: even if it made sense that they had to erase anna's memories, couldn't they have just told her about elsa's powers and what happened immediately after she woke up?
If you try to make sense of this movie, your head will explode.
"That's going to be super easy,barely an inconvenience"... that line is life!
Sir Ryan. You are the best. Every single time you upload a new one of these it just simply makes my day brighter. Can’t thank you enough, for inventing this idea. I also subscribed to your solo “shannel,” I really really liked the whole thing about “eeeehhhhhhhhhh but why can’t I just steal stuff tho?”
*heart emoji*
Producer: So, what’s the moral of the movie?
Writer: The what?
Producer: You know, Disney movies usually have a moral or message, something to help guide children as they grow, and help them to become good people.
Writer: Oh, right, the moral is that women don’t need men.
Producer: What?
Writer: Yeah, see, Elsa saved Anna with the power of love. No man required.
Producer: But what about the rest of the movie?
Writer: What about it?
Producer: Well, Kristoff was a major help on the adventure. If your moral is that women don’t need men, why... why’d you make Kristoff so helpful?
Writer: Well, to be honest, I kinda forgot to put one of those “morals” in the movie, so I made it up just now. Didn’t really think it through.
Producer: Fair enough.
Writer: Yeah, I’m pretty sure we can swing the whole “women don’t need men” thing, though.
Producer: Couldn’t we have the moral be something more in line with the movie, like “women aren’t helpless” or maybe “women can be heroes too”?
Writer: Yeah, people will be able to interpret that moral themselves. But I think my wording is more provocative, and that’ll probably sell better.
Producer: If you say so.
Writer: I do.
Anna actually saved herself, Elsa didn't save her. The "act of true love" was Anna's decision to sacrifice herself in order to save Elsa (by standing between her and Hans).
Also - the moral of the story is basically "love is more powerful than fear" (with the added caveat that love isn't just romance or physical connection - love is putting someone else's needs before yours). The writers themselves said so. Love is the thing that thawed Anna's heart (after she finally learned what love really is), love is the thing that finally allowed Elsa to control her powers (after years of failing to control them, because she was dominated by fear).
Guy R yeah, I forgot the exact logistics of that final scene, haha
And my li’l joke was just poking fun at how they marketed it, and how a lot of people seemed to take it.
@guyr3618 OK, but then why didn't the winter end sooner? Elsa ran away because she didn't want to hurt anyone, which is showing love in some way, so why didn't that end it? For that matter, why didn't the snow and ice she'd made in the beginning thaw when she was showing concern and love for Anna after hitting her in the head?
Man, this movie is so INCOHERENT it's not even funny! I have seen Bizarro Episodes of cartoon shows that are more logical than this movie!
This channel is "tight!" and proves that being a youtube star is "super easy, barely an inconvenience!"
0:10 this is.... 😂
I'd love to hear a song called 'we'll figure it out later.'
4:56 wow that was the latest "super easy, barely an inconvenience" in any pitch meeting video. I was waiting in anticipation the entire time and thought the Hans monologuing was a version of that in the video
Loose things are tight.
No, they are not.
- This is comedy gold🤣