Aladdin (2019) Pitch Meeting

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  • @angrytom1923
    @angrytom1923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5708

    "I guess he was moved by the song."
    "The one she sang alone in her head?"
    "That's the one."
    "Wow."

    • @rosesareblue363
      @rosesareblue363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Angry Tom I just happened to read this word for word the same time as it was said

    • @Kaitlyn__Gloor
      @Kaitlyn__Gloor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Wow wow wow

    • @tomerohanabentzvi9866
      @tomerohanabentzvi9866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rosesareblue363 same

    • @neemibronstein303
      @neemibronstein303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rosesareblue363 Same.

    • @arthurtwa
      @arthurtwa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Kaitlyn__Gloor wow wow wow wow

  • @justdueit6199
    @justdueit6199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4345

    The Mona Lisa analogy was fantastic

    • @illyrusemperor9278
      @illyrusemperor9278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yup

    • @a.alexander9221
      @a.alexander9221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dukha Fan it I agree

    • @FelipeKana1
      @FelipeKana1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Next: Hollywood to start the Monalisa cinematic universe, with all renaissance painters

    • @irfanaparveen9908
      @irfanaparveen9908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah that line was thight

    • @welcometothemetaverse2523
      @welcometothemetaverse2523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@FelipeKana1
      Is it wrong that I kinda want to see that?

  • @finn8460
    @finn8460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3381

    "Should we repaint the Mona Lisa just because we have better paints now?" Is a VERY good point and I've never thought of it like that before. Huh

    • @avinashtyagi2
      @avinashtyagi2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Will they give me lots of extra money if I do?

    • @samarthgoel5835
      @samarthgoel5835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      you dont even have an idea how many times i have thought that exact thing

    • @dahliaoliveri3472
      @dahliaoliveri3472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      yeah yeah yeah. it would be super easy barely an inconvenience!

    • @renegadusunidos6151
      @renegadusunidos6151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      me too

    • @marcburroughs2969
      @marcburroughs2969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Let's 3D print all the old statues also

  • @karmagirl314
    @karmagirl314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6751

    "profiting off of thirsty people is tight". I love how endlessly quotable these videos are.

    • @someguy_namingly
      @someguy_namingly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@StopReadingMyNameOrElse That's not what shill means... but other than that, yeah.

    • @supercalime
      @supercalime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Endlessly quoting videos is tight!

    • @L33_006
      @L33_006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Belle Delphine bath water intensifies

    • @TheHimbeerjoghurt
      @TheHimbeerjoghurt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Said the manager of Nestlé

    • @zo6679
      @zo6679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      One of the best thing a video can be is quotable

  • @interdimensionalsteve8172
    @interdimensionalsteve8172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1769

    Best line: "She's the only one who can hear her big song about not being silenced?" --- The cleverness of the writing and amazing "outside the box" look at old classics cannot be overstated.

    • @jcdf2
      @jcdf2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      These screen rant pitch meetings are really good.

    • @a-1pictures478
      @a-1pictures478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gold

  • @rosemulet
    @rosemulet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5245

    “She’s the only one who can hear her song about not being silenced”

    • @roigergoololo3966
      @roigergoololo3966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      My favourite line😂

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      the Irony hits hard LOL

    • @izaactay6754
      @izaactay6754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Oh the irony

    • @christopherjacquez8605
      @christopherjacquez8605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Feminism is a joke 😂

    • @uzifx
      @uzifx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      "Ironic"- Sheev Palpatine (aka The Senate), Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

  • @Yorredroc
    @Yorredroc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2828

    "she's the only one who can hear her big song about not being silenced?" I lost it right there!

    • @Pumpkinshaker
      @Pumpkinshaker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Roy was looking for this comment 😂😂

    • @Jakke101
      @Jakke101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes!!!

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I didn’t even realize that in the movie, and why would jafar let her speak after he told her to shut up

    • @AxeMan808
      @AxeMan808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I said to myself "Sure, I 'member Sucker Punch."

    • @SpectrumTheOriginator
      @SpectrumTheOriginator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAO same

  • @javirios3107
    @javirios3107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1536

    "He was moved by the song"
    "The song she made in her head?"
    "Yea"
    "OH"

    • @FelipeKana1
      @FelipeKana1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah that scene was bizarre

    • @mostsubswithnovids8174
      @mostsubswithnovids8174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Javi Rios 💯0th like

    • @phousefilms
      @phousefilms 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@FelipeKana1 They wanted a "best original song"thing(I would have preferred the "Prince Ali"reprise by Jafar.)

  • @PA1RofRaggedClause
    @PA1RofRaggedClause 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4163

    "I mean, because money."
    "Oh money? I love money!"
    "Yeahyeahyeah we'd make a bunch of it."
    "So you make people feel nostalgic and they give you dollars?"
    "They do...many of them!"
    "Oh wowowowow I'm all in!"

    • @digitaldj471
      @digitaldj471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      FANTASTIC!!

    • @marclewis5505
      @marclewis5505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Money is tight!

    • @socialaccounts1889
      @socialaccounts1889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yes. This was said.

    • @Keltibarian
      @Keltibarian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Is this for deaf people so they too can enjoy the video?

    • @zionm.
      @zionm. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was literally watching him say that while I read it. First time that's happened to me.

  • @sandyk2986
    @sandyk2986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2222

    ScreenWriter : Aladdin Remake
    Prodcer : Why ?
    Screen Writer : MONEYYY for u
    Producer : Sold 🔨

    • @ColonelGreen
      @ColonelGreen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Switch the order there.

    • @joecoolberry911
      @joecoolberry911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The ScreenWriter forgot to add that they own rotten tomatoes Incase there is a lot of bad reviews

    • @thepaladin4335
      @thepaladin4335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh money? I love money oh Wow wow wow wow wow

    • @DeanStrickson
      @DeanStrickson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s raked in $200 million in the first couple days, so it worked.

    • @yunghandglove7959
      @yunghandglove7959 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      K S P K they did it to keep copyright that’s why they are remaking all the classics

  • @MitchellTF
    @MitchellTF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2608

    ..."Give me one good reason" "Money." "Damn I'm in."
    ...This is how the actual pitch meeting went. IT WOULD TAKE RECORDINGS TO CONVINCE ME DIFFERENT.

  • @Annaiuq1
    @Annaiuq1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1384

    "He can bring a couple of "WHOO's" and "HA-HA's" to the table...."
    "People DO love those noises..."
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @1Peasant
      @1Peasant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Was the DJ Khaled thing a joke? Please tell me DJ Khaled does not shout DJ Khaled in this movie

    • @dancrane3807
      @dancrane3807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@1Peasant Ok, I haven't seen the movie, but because you asked nicely, here goes. DJ Khaled does not shout DJ Khaled in this movie.

    • @sidearmsalpha
      @sidearmsalpha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I remember when even Family Guy made fun of that.

    • @khalifeh22
      @khalifeh22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@1Peasant not a joke

  • @lordslamzer1403
    @lordslamzer1403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12046

    I just love how passive aggressive these videos are.

    • @carealoo744
      @carealoo744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Sorry, I'm not Smart.
      What Does: 'Passive-Aggressive,' Mean?
      I asked: 'Google,' but it gave a really long, and complicated explanation, that I also didn't understand. (?)
      :(

    • @lordslamzer1403
      @lordslamzer1403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      @@carealoo744 it means it seems harmless and subtle but it's really insulting or trash talking.

    • @carealoo744
      @carealoo744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      @@lordslamzer1403 Ah, Okay, Thank-You so much for answering so quickly, and with a much easier to understand definition, than: 'Google!'
      :)

    • @lordslamzer1403
      @lordslamzer1403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@carealoo744 np 👍

    • @njvodin1766
      @njvodin1766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      carealoo744 Ahaha you’re the best!

  • @killerkoalas3573
    @killerkoalas3573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3442

    "Should we try to repaint the Mona Lisa just because we have better paints now?"

    • @carlrood4457
      @carlrood4457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      If they can make a billion dollars from that, they will.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Well, I mean, prints of the Mona Lisa are available for sale so ... yea?

    • @joaomartins3367
      @joaomartins3367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@carlrood4457 if people voluntarily pay billions of dollars to see that, they will*
      P.S.- they will if told to

    • @geboinzki.iman2828
      @geboinzki.iman2828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I just read this while his saying this lol haha!

    • @philipjohnson152
      @philipjohnson152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I could make a trillion dollars, because of nostalgia.

  • @trevorstone9060
    @trevorstone9060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    “She’s the only one that can hear her big song about not being silenced?” Exactly. “Sounds great then!”

    • @roblo9313
      @roblo9313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dead

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And after the song she is immediately silenced.

  • @MasterTSayge
    @MasterTSayge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    0:53
    God I love this.
    His mannerism completely changed after money.
    "Wow wow wow wow I'm all in."

  • @kurtwagner1915
    @kurtwagner1915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1823

    Kids love sitting for long periods of time.
    That is what they're known for!

    • @blakeharris58
      @blakeharris58 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Took my kids yesterday. They made it to the Prince Ali song.

    • @josephmakowski5975
      @josephmakowski5975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      “Yeah,Yeah, Yeah!”

    • @JeffFerguson
      @JeffFerguson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Getting kids to sit for long periods of time is actually super easy -- barely an inconvenience.

    • @thecrowdgoeswild9286
      @thecrowdgoeswild9286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@JeffFerguson
      Catchphrase references are TIGHT!

    • @kylespratt4072
      @kylespratt4072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thecrowdgoeswild9286 catchphrase references about catchphrase references are tighter

  • @thecoolkids2443
    @thecoolkids2443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    I loved his spot on impression of the new Jafar. "Soon I'll be the sulton."

  • @shinigami1357
    @shinigami1357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    I’ve been on a Pitch Meeting craze ever since I found them. It’s basically all I watch on TH-cam now.

    • @williambaldwin9068
      @williambaldwin9068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so after you finish them today what are you going to watch? i suggest theory battle

    • @StrangeIndeed
      @StrangeIndeed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I can say the same. Pitch meetings are tight!

    • @darthsirk470
      @darthsirk470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      William Baldwin Pitch meetings = good
      Rest of screen rant = bad

    • @kylebrown8760
      @kylebrown8760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      me: So you don't watch anything else on TH-cam now?
      you: nope
      me: oh, woops
      you: WOOPSIE

    • @MuttFitness
      @MuttFitness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bad news. The number is finite

  • @sandyk2986
    @sandyk2986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    I especially loved the way screen writer guy's impression of Old and New Jaffar.

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Especially with the new ones voice, seriously who thought that was intimidating

  • @opedromagico
    @opedromagico 3 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    4:21 - The "wow" at the end of this part has just made my night kkkkkkkk

    • @jesse_cole
      @jesse_cole 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don't bring the kkk into this you racist.

    • @mbh292
      @mbh292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jesse_cole wat

    • @sebastiangudino9377
      @sebastiangudino9377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mbh292 They are making a joke, about the kkk a neonazi cult, because the OP put a lot of k's in his comment since for whatever reason portuguese speakers think that the successive repetition of the /k/ consonant is a valid way to represent a laugh somehow
      Does that clear any doubts?

    • @Marquis-Sade
      @Marquis-Sade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sebastiangudino9377 Why do they do that?

    • @miguelpinheiro6042
      @miguelpinheiro6042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Marquis-Sade Because! Fair enough.

  • @iifinite8167
    @iifinite8167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    This guy is the only reason I watch screen rant.

    • @w47-p1e
      @w47-p1e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Only thing keeping SR alive

    • @parthsavyasachi9348
      @parthsavyasachi9348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love both of them.
      :-D

  • @MicheletDiez
    @MicheletDiez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1328

    So everyone has a middle eastern accent, except Aladdin, Jasmin and Geenie....dafuq?

    • @GeorgeMutambuka
      @GeorgeMutambuka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      Because the heroes are always American even when the characters aren't 😂😂

    • @MicheletDiez
      @MicheletDiez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      George Mutambuka hahahahaha

    • @adzinco6916
      @adzinco6916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      just like how to train your dragon

    • @MicheletDiez
      @MicheletDiez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      adZinco I completely forgot about that movie too hahah

    • @jeremyleaton3620
      @jeremyleaton3620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@adzinco6916 technically the hero is Canadian. lol.

  • @kaltaron1284
    @kaltaron1284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    When the Producer Guy was talking sense, I had a feeling that Script Guy would convince him with money. Wasn't disappointed.

  • @SomethingSomewhereJustOnce
    @SomethingSomewhereJustOnce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2749

    "The movie's literally gonna stop so she can have her music video." Every Bollywood movie ever. 🤣

    • @-kingofsaiyannappa-9057
      @-kingofsaiyannappa-9057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Agreed~~~~~~

    • @shiv421kobra
      @shiv421kobra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      3 Idiots lmao

    • @sounakbanik3087
      @sounakbanik3087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Was just going to say this?

    • @TH3Strange
      @TH3Strange 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Totally agreed 👍

    • @atrapforfools
      @atrapforfools 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Haha true, their excuse for that scene could be that it’s a Bollywood homage since Naomi is Indian

  • @sharkdentures3247
    @sharkdentures3247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    When the producer went on a very accurate, detailed, practically irrefutable explanation WHY it is NOT a good idea to remake Aladdin, I was half expecting the writer to say something like "Oh. Yeah. I guess I DONT have a script idea for you today." - . Then I saw the video length.
    But the "money" retort was good too. lol

    • @CamJames
      @CamJames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shark Dentures This is always the answer lol

    • @AlexParkerEmcee
      @AlexParkerEmcee 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It wasn't a solid enough point

  • @LuckyBlackCat
    @LuckyBlackCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    "Profiting off of thirsty people is tight."
    ~Screen Rant, 2019
    "Profiting off of thirsty people is tight."
    ~Nestle, every year

    • @markimoss9890
      @markimoss9890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol also 69 likes

    • @odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347
      @odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      “Profiting off of *thirsty* people is tight!”
      ~OnlyFans, 2020

    • @angrymokyuu1951
      @angrymokyuu1951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347
      "Shooting our feet with nuclear artillery is tight!"
      ~OnlyFans, August 2021

    • @harinarayan1073
      @harinarayan1073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Profitting off thirsty people is tight!"
      ~Every other Water Bottle company

    • @LuckyBlackCat
      @LuckyBlackCat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@harinarayan1073 TRUE

  • @Random_Number
    @Random_Number 5 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    The intro is SO TRUE about SO MUCH of Hollywood now. So sick of them screwing everything up just to make a quick buck off our nostalgia.

    • @calebkuti7897
      @calebkuti7897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @pyropulse what if it was his job to see the movie just like the guy in the video?

    • @joshuagarner1654
      @joshuagarner1654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But the original was just to make a quick buck

    • @SerDerpish
      @SerDerpish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Caleb Kuti then wait for DVD release and find it on bit torrent. If your job requires you watch movies then timing isn’t that important (unless you are a movie critic in which case you probably watched them for free anyway)

    • @Firegirl483
      @Firegirl483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Some of the changes were actually good

    • @amplelola23
      @amplelola23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Especially LION KING. That was just a huge money maker for disney and Beyonce.

  • @taisenscoolstuff732
    @taisenscoolstuff732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    Producer: How much blue do you want there to be?
    Director: Yes

    • @63fan
      @63fan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i hate these:
      Person: How much (Insert Something Here) do you want there to be?
      Other Person: Yes

    • @oddballskull1941
      @oddballskull1941 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      PROJECT PATRONUS try being a fan of Doug demuro..the car guy..and having to read all the “Doug the type of guy” comments

    • @WatchJovitoTv
      @WatchJovitoTv 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      no you

    • @jovianblue
      @jovianblue 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How much does@@63fanhate these kinds of comments?

    • @deadchannel7832
      @deadchannel7832 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      who looked at the replys to see if anyone got r/woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooshed

  • @ElaineAlwaysMS
    @ElaineAlwaysMS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1757

    "We should get DJ Khaled to come yell DJ Khaled"
    "People make a lot of money when that guy says his own name"
    😂😂😂😂

    • @haliaxmrk4585
      @haliaxmrk4585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      He's like a pokemon

    • @dancrane3807
      @dancrane3807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Wow, what if he said his own name, when he was talking to himself. That would be tight. I would say Wow, wow, wow.

    • @bombasticblunderbuss0918
      @bombasticblunderbuss0918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pmy643 I would say it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @JCJeffrey
    @JCJeffrey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1383

    A Couple Woooo's and Haha's......🤣🤣🤣

    • @kosakukawajiri16
      @kosakukawajiri16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jonathan Jeffrey I just got that reference!

    • @kerchow1837
      @kerchow1837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      “People do love those sounds”

    • @Marquis-Sade
      @Marquis-Sade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kosakukawajiri16 Explain it please.

    • @TennessineGD
      @TennessineGD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Marquis-Sade look up "How To Sing Along To Any Will Smith Song" on TH-cam

    • @Marquis-Sade
      @Marquis-Sade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TennessineGD Thanks

  • @itsaashish
    @itsaashish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    'Should we repaint the Mona Lisa because we have better paints?' Priceless. 💖

  • @arjunsatheesh7609
    @arjunsatheesh7609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    "Is there something wrong with the original?"
    "Absolutely not, everybody loves it. Robin Williams is irreplaceable as the genie."
    "Yeah, but you are saying we should replace him."
    "Yeah, of course."

    • @dimitriydzyuba218
      @dimitriydzyuba218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fair enough!

    • @s-wo8781
      @s-wo8781 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean people have outed the original with its stereotypes. The 1992 pitch meeting even addressed that briefly.

    • @booklover2598
      @booklover2598 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Logic of course

    • @AYBros2005
      @AYBros2005 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i love him and Will Smith and Danny Devito

  • @HegeRoberto
    @HegeRoberto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1540

    Me: Does it get annoying saying that catchphrase every time?
    Ryan: Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @Hyrulistic
      @Hyrulistic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Wow wow wow

    • @malikwright1519
      @malikwright1519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I read that when he said it an I’m high I’m parinoid

    • @Theofficalvano
      @Theofficalvano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @ted kaczynski well okay then I'ma get all the way off that thing

    • @TheMrrobustus
      @TheMrrobustus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nathanheineman1352 yeahyeahyeah

    • @JALETRATOR
      @JALETRATOR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Hail satan"

  • @aaron_moa
    @aaron_moa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Writer : "Because Money"
    Producer : "Oh money, I love money"
    Writer : " yeah,yeah,yeah, we make a bunch of that"
    LMFAO

  • @call_me_p1cklez101
    @call_me_p1cklez101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    *"Robin williams is irreplaceable as the genie"*
    "But you're saying we should replace him?"
    *"Oh yeah of course"*

  • @BrandonRogers
    @BrandonRogers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Your comedic timing is brilliant

    • @RandomGuy-il8ec
      @RandomGuy-il8ec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brandon Rogers It’s easier when you’re playing against yourself, right?;)

  • @hellothere2052
    @hellothere2052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    These two guys have such a great relationship

    • @hellothere2052
      @hellothere2052 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lone Espada I know

    • @SansoHumar
      @SansoHumar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder if their mom can tell them apart????😐😐😐

  • @BillCowart
    @BillCowart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    What you said about repainting the Mona Lisa blew my mind. That is the most valid argument I've ever heard for NOT remaking something. That was brilliant.

  • @dootslayer3907
    @dootslayer3907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    "Profiting off of thirsty people is tight." My new favorite channel just for that. 😂

    • @magmos6346
      @magmos6346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just so long as it's women though. Profiting off of thirsty men is a big no-no these days, so we gotta cover Jasmine up.

    • @dootslayer3907
      @dootslayer3907 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@magmos6346 She is still hot though.

    • @magmos6346
      @magmos6346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dootslayer3907 True, but with Animated Jasmine's outfit, she'd jump from a seven to a nine easy.

    • @welcometothemetaverse2523
      @welcometothemetaverse2523 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only comic book women get a pass for that.

    • @BbGun-lw5vi
      @BbGun-lw5vi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      magmos um...they are profiting from thirsty men. They got a hot girl and her outfit is sexy for a girl who’s supposedly Arab.

  • @gstats101
    @gstats101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Reviewing the movie Aladdin and not actually talking about main character Aladdin is tight!

    • @AStageForTheKingdom
      @AStageForTheKingdom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      In fairness, he was pretty much reduced to a forgettable side character in this.

    • @logoslive
      @logoslive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The Genie has always been the real main character.

    • @trevorrogers95
      @trevorrogers95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It says pitch meeting, not review. It is a joke. Quit bitching.

    • @clarkkent163000
      @clarkkent163000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@trevorrogers95 You realize this is a type of review, right?

    • @christalcavanaugh
      @christalcavanaugh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Trevor Rogers wow

  • @julianpagano1659
    @julianpagano1659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    "I mean... Because money?"
    "Oh money?! I love money!!"
    So many movies got made like this...

  • @Pixtureske
    @Pixtureske 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    The impression of the new Jaffar was spot on lol

    • @Haldricsfury
      @Haldricsfury 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pixtureske lmao that’s essentially my biggest gripe with the movie is that Jafar just doesnt give off that evil vibe that well because of his voice

  • @butter11729
    @butter11729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    Quoting screen rant is super tight, barely an inconvenience

    • @juretopic1039
      @juretopic1039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ryan*

    • @blimeyjoe253
      @blimeyjoe253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well ok then

    • @michaelreed6375
      @michaelreed6375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh quoting screen rants is tight

    • @nicholaskinkaid
      @nicholaskinkaid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's "super easy, barely an inconvenience".....
      I'm on board with quoting the videos popular punchlines and all... but.....if you're going to do it; At least say it correctly, damn, lol.

    • @williambaldwin9068
      @williambaldwin9068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you caught a nicholas fish kms!! you better have your license

  • @XaadeTheBlade
    @XaadeTheBlade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "Well, it's not enough for Jasmine to have everything, she wants to have everything and control everything."
    "Isn't that kind of the role of a bad guy"
    "Well, no, this time it's empowering."
    "Yeah, exactly what a bad guy wants, to be arbitrarily empowered."
    "Well, no, this time it's empowering for a good reason."
    "Ah, what's the good reason."
    "I need you to get off my back over the reason. OK?"
    That's like, literally how these internet conversations go over this kind of topic. Almost word for word.

    • @Chris_Cross
      @Chris_Cross 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, but it is accurate

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Chris_Cross
      Not really, because Jasmine didn't want to get rid of her father. Also, inheriting what your father owns is perfectly normal, right to this day. People can inherit a media or financial conglomeration more powerful than most nations on this planet, and nobody goes about calling those heirs evil.
      So the whole "oh no, the only reason Jasmine wanting to inherit is okay is because she's a woman, *how unfair!!!* comes of as awfully as some poor y-chromosome carrier looking desperately enough for a reason to be the victim to pick "oh look! that Disney right there is allowing a woman to have ambition *and it's not evil!!!* "
      Do me a favor. Throw "women afghanistan" into a search engine, spend five minutes reading.
      If a country where English isn't the main language doesn't count: same, but with "USA ectopic pragnancie" .

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    Director: I need a reason to make an Aladdin movie
    Will Smith: *Ah that's hot! That's hot!*
    Director: Consider it done.

  • @bb-ih9hg
    @bb-ih9hg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    I really didn't want to see this movie, so I watched this just to make sure.
    I'm sold. I don't need to see this.

    • @azazel1784
      @azazel1784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, me neither. But I went with some friends that wanted to and I don't regret it. It does have these flaws like every other movie but I wouldn't watch any movies if I cared about this. I guess what I'm saying is that you're not supposed to take these movies too seriously. It's a Disney movie about a genie after all

    • @carealoo744
      @carealoo744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@azazel1784 I hate: 'Disney,' Movies.
      They always scared me.
      I should review them, some day. It might be cool.
      :)

    • @seunosewa
      @seunosewa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's a good movie, based on word of mouth. I regret not seeing it in a cinema, because I liked it a lot.

    • @DuraDigi
      @DuraDigi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I had a good time at their movie

    • @LadyAneh
      @LadyAneh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And you made the right decision. It’s terrible. Practically unwatchable.

  • @wherami
    @wherami 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how the producer likes to interject some reality at times and then "because money" . Thats also a great running gag

  • @FelipeKana1
    @FelipeKana1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    Next: "Hollywood to start the Mona Lisa cinematic universe, with all renaissance painters"

    • @rayelgatubelo
      @rayelgatubelo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      To be fair, it would probably be better than the Ninja Turtles movies we got

    • @FelipeKana1
      @FelipeKana1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rayelgatubelo hey, if they write correctly, I'm on board too.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@rayelgatubelo Unless they intend it to be a prequel series to Michael Bay's TMNT movies and explains that the artists were also ninjitsu masters and they had a magical MacGuffin that they imbued with their talents so that anyone who bore their namesakes would inherit their martial arts mastery through some sort of time-skipping telepathic connection. They could have also put their painting skills into the MacGuffin, but it's revealed that they were actually selfish bastards and didn't want anyone copying their paintings.

    • @eloisagarcia3300
      @eloisagarcia3300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh, I hope they don't read your comment, otherwise the will absolutely do precisely that

    • @IWishICouldThinkOfAGoodHandle
      @IWishICouldThinkOfAGoodHandle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol though though they'd have to call it something else because the Monalisa cinematic universe acronyms to MCU and acronyms are really popular these days

  • @9DThree
    @9DThree 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    WHAT!!!! SO JAFAR DIDNT GO FULL BLOWN GENIE AND COBRA?!?! WTF Plus that Cave of Wonders was not the Cave of Wonder's, more like the "Stiff Rock of Maybe's." SMH

    • @justinpullen1097
      @justinpullen1097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He goes genie, but it's not very intimidating.

    • @alextrill5829
      @alextrill5829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He didn't even launch Aladdin into the arctic in a tower. He just teleported him. Which is a lot less fun.

    • @phousefilms
      @phousefilms 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Didn't even have the "Prince Ali"song reprise, replaced it with Jasmine's song in her head.

  • @AndyBomb
    @AndyBomb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Jasmine: *Sings a song about female empowerment and not being silenced*
    Jasmine after it's done: Hey, male guard, plz help

    • @kraftrichter1599
      @kraftrichter1599 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Too realistic for a fantasy movie

  • @elisharumleski-boisvert9437
    @elisharumleski-boisvert9437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Honestly make some shrek pitch meetings
    IT'S SUPER EASY
    BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE

    • @cinemaclips6074
      @cinemaclips6074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Elisha Rumleski-Boisvert iiii don’t knooow, about that shrek is amazing, it’ll be tough to tear apart

    • @hughjorgen1051
      @hughjorgen1051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well OK then

    • @emc246
      @emc246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pitcher: Farts.
      Boss: Haha, farts. Okay make it.

    • @jacksonoak5476
      @jacksonoak5476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They just did

    • @grace5033
      @grace5033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jacksonoak5476 no, they didn't, I have notifications on and it hasn't happened yet

  • @Infamous1892
    @Infamous1892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Executive 1: Another Golden Age movie? Executive 2: Good God Johnson. You're a genius!!!

  • @lmor4203
    @lmor4203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    Pitch Meeting uploaded a video 0.00000000001 seconds ago
    1,457 likes 685 comments

    • @joshuajoe1419
      @joshuajoe1419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Leo Morgan
      2 minutes later 325 likes and 68 comments

    • @lmor4203
      @lmor4203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joshuajoe1419 How'd you do that? WITCH!

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ooooh people who respond quickly are tight. Wow wow wow

  • @aleahlrb
    @aleahlrb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    That explains the weird slow mo of Aladdin breaking Jafar's staff. I forgot they got Guy Ritchie.

  • @Sir_Gwan
    @Sir_Gwan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    Me: "I'll text you later"
    My Crush: "I'll ignore it and block you"
    Me: "Well Ok then"

  • @dupersuper6516
    @dupersuper6516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "She's the only one who can hear her song about not being silenced?"

  • @xavierbr3akingbad416
    @xavierbr3akingbad416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Disney executive: "And jaffar just lets her do that?"
    Movie script writer: "He does he just sits there. I guess he was moved by her song.
    Disney executive: The one she sang alone in her head? Lmao! 🤣🤣

  • @TotallyHuman
    @TotallyHuman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "They give you dollars?"
    "they do, many of them."
    Idk why but the way that was phrased was amazing.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Feeding off peoples nostalgia is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @lincoln3307
    @lincoln3307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Why would we repaint the Mona Lisa?
    MONEY!
    Whoa! Ha Ha!

  • @chocolatepotato5469
    @chocolatepotato5469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "No no no don't show me that"
    *"well alright, then I'll email them to you"*
    "Well I'll ignore them and block you"
    *"Well alright then"*

    • @XX-sp3tt
      @XX-sp3tt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Then I'll just send it snail mail."

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This isn't the Watchmen Pitch Meeting.

  • @racquelrobinson3030
    @racquelrobinson3030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "I guess he was moved by the song."
    "The one she sang alone in her head?"
    "Yeah!"
    I swear, that one got me!

  • @princessthyemis
    @princessthyemis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That Mona Lisa comparison was ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT, and EXACTLY how I feel about ALL of these unnecessary remakes!!!!

  • @DS-mi9ru
    @DS-mi9ru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Those Jafar impressions were amazing

  • @JohnMarler
    @JohnMarler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    You have brought me so much happiness with these videos. Thank you.

  • @Skkredd
    @Skkredd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    What makes me laugh and cry simultaneously is how true these pitch meetings are

  • @howmuchchina
    @howmuchchina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man that pitch meeting serie is like the best thing on TH-cam

  • @The6amingDude
    @The6amingDude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I discovered the 'Pitch Meeting' series a few days ago and I've been bingeing it... and loving every second. Thank you Ryan!

    • @ccgasdf
      @ccgasdf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watching Picht Meetings is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @The6amingDude
      @The6amingDude 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ccgasdf Pitch Meetings are TIGHT!

    • @abymarkose8261
      @abymarkose8261 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flicks & Games u have now been granted passage to an treasure of quality content that is SUPER EASY BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE.

    • @The6amingDude
      @The6amingDude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@abymarkose8261 Getting granted passage to a treasure of quality content is TIGHT!

    • @abymarkose8261
      @abymarkose8261 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flicks & Games uncomfortably tight.

  • @user-Jay178
    @user-Jay178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Great video and the intro is true we don't need remakes.

    • @NastyCupid
      @NastyCupid 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But...But... MONEY!

  • @ClassicGentlemanSJ
    @ClassicGentlemanSJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    “Will Smith can bring a couple of Woos and Hahas to the table.”
    “People do love those noises.”
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @golflefleur887
    @golflefleur887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Singlehandedly getting Screen Rant to 6 million subscribers is Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience!

    • @alexsm3882
      @alexsm3882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I subbed to screen rants. Then I realized it wasn't his channel. So I unsubbed and subscribed to his actual channel...

  • @MrOldboy1971
    @MrOldboy1971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Man bashing live action remakes are tight!

    • @scottvermiliion927
      @scottvermiliion927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mr old boy 2005 yea...all of those leftist college students have finally gotten jobs.... And we are going to be watching their terrible creations for the next decade...

    • @KougaJ7
      @KougaJ7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@scottvermiliion927 Atleast you're suffering from your poor world view.

    • @nocreativename
      @nocreativename 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr old boy 2005 🙄 poor men. Words hurt so much :(

    • @inktea256
      @inktea256 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lizzy Bee Yeah, tell that to the college students. 👌😂

    • @inktea256
      @inktea256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I doubt they bash men so much in the film, though I haven't seen it and absolutely never will. Jasmine has a legitimate desire to be Sultan, but the times wouldn't allow it. In all, it's just another unimaginative cash grab from the Greediest Company on Earth that is already making hundreds of millions despite not deserving them. And Disney can't be stopped. 😭

  • @blumusdu
    @blumusdu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "I was thinking we could make the middle part of this movie an unofficial sequel to hitch" 😂😂 I lost it

  • @TheNocturnalLogician
    @TheNocturnalLogician 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Profiting off of thirsty people is tight!" Good sir, you have just won the internet.

  • @selfproclaimednobody4614
    @selfproclaimednobody4614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    Profiting off of thirsty people *is Tight*
    Captain America: I get that reference 🤓

    • @53prime
      @53prime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sell them Brawndo

    • @burger_kinghorn
      @burger_kinghorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@53prime it's got what plants crave

  • @chiffoncakeandtea
    @chiffoncakeandtea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "Profiting off of thirsty people is tight"
    Twitch e-girls: Indeed, it's super easy, barely an inconvenince

  • @rahulshaikh2191
    @rahulshaikh2191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I am a simple person i see a notification of pitch meeting "i am all in". This videos are tight

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "Robin Williams is irreplaceable as the Genie."
    "Ok but you're saying we should replace him?"
    "Oh yeah of course."
    *Disney Fans:* Excuse me?!

    • @Kittsuera
      @Kittsuera 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@odinigh286 and its not like it would be the first time they replaced him as the Genie ;D (second movie)

    • @conswilso
      @conswilso 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just use the Aladdin 2, Aladdin show, and kingdom hearts voice actor.
      Aladdin Jafar’s Revenge didn’t have Robin Williams in it.

    • @alextrill5829
      @alextrill5829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Problem is Will Smith could've pulled it off. But writers/directors/producers/whoever didn't want Genie in the movie, they wanted Will Smith. So he does barely any antics, looks like blue Will Smith 10% of the time and like regular Will Smith the rest of the time, because gotta cash in on that star power.

  • @P3rm4frost
    @P3rm4frost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    You almost got me with that Mona Lisa monologue .... and caught me totally off guard with the speechless writer saying "BECAUSE MONEY!" - "Oh, i LOVE money!" :DDDDD Hahahaha. Awesome performance.

  • @fletchdavidson6079
    @fletchdavidson6079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Just when you thought he grew a conscience.....money.

  • @darkcornholio
    @darkcornholio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Can we do inception please? I mean imagine a dream where all the projections are tons of Ryans

  • @darkside4762
    @darkside4762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This summed up the dumpster fire casting choice of Jafar perfectly. Wonderful video, as always.

  • @sheerpoint4251
    @sheerpoint4251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Deciding to sleep or watch this is going to be really difficult, very much an inconvenience

  • @MoonLiteWolf
    @MoonLiteWolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    “She’s the only one who can hear her sing a song about her not being silent” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ded

  • @nelsonnavarrouk
    @nelsonnavarrouk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The intro and delivery all the way through this makes it my favourite pitch meeting so far 😂

  • @HuzaifaKhan-xu3fq
    @HuzaifaKhan-xu3fq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Wooz and hahas yeah people love that 🤣🤣 gotta love this guy

  • @bonaranderson64
    @bonaranderson64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Doing Inception would be tight!

  • @numberslettersstuff
    @numberslettersstuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I hate every movie now for the most part. Yet, I love every pitch meeting about them. You have turned poop into gold.

  • @MerryTheNIGHT
    @MerryTheNIGHT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    every "well okay then" has me CRYING

  • @WaterMeLoan64
    @WaterMeLoan64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “I guess he was moved by the song!”
    “The one she sang alone, in her head?”
    “That’s the one.”
    *I AM CRYING.*

  • @kyleemarie419
    @kyleemarie419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I always know the classic “barely an inconvenience” is about to be said and I’m always right cause you always say it right when I wonder when it is coming😂

  • @Diveintonewenglish
    @Diveintonewenglish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    “So should we repaint the Mona Lisa just because we have new paints?”
    This

    • @Kittsuera
      @Kittsuera 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i mean there is a video of someone doing it in the program Paint

  • @filmtoppings
    @filmtoppings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:44 Ryan's acting is really passionate here

  • @ignisdeus6172
    @ignisdeus6172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i have been watching this for a long time...but when he gave the examples....including monalisa
    my mouth was wide..open..i was speechless..
    like dammmmm...he gave an amazing point............

  • @efinch1
    @efinch1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Give them some dates instead...
    Awesome! Yep, the giant bird scene... and so much more. Thank you thank you!

  • @TheSentinel909
    @TheSentinel909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The Aladin remake was literally MADE to be Pitch Video-d

  • @Gravity382
    @Gravity382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Jafar impression and Jasmine song comments are so on point. I love this pitch meet more than the movie

  • @yolothegoat1967
    @yolothegoat1967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    He was moved by the song that she sang in her head. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @syedhr9066
    @syedhr9066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Brightburn pitch meeting would be tight!