A Quiet Place Pitch Meeting

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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to A Quiet Place!
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    John Krasinski, who made a name for himself as Jim Halpert on the hit comedy The Office, stepped into the director’s chair to bring us A Quiet Place in 2018. The movie, starring Krasinski and his real-life wife Emily Blunt, was a massive success and was one of the standout movies of the year.
    The movie does raise some questions though. Like why was the Abbott family so irresponsible in the opening scene? Why are the alien/monsters so inconsistent in what they can hear and how they attack? What’s up with that waterfall scene, and that nail scene on the stairs? Did Lee really have to sacrifice himself at the end? And what’s up with the happy quirky ending?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to A Quiet Place! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @jychilly
    @jychilly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4180

    "If they can be as loud as they want by the waterfall, why don't they just, you know, live by the waterfall?"
    "I don't know!"

    • @southpark645
      @southpark645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      jychilly I read somewhere that the moisture would’ve made it hard to build a house. I don’t know, I just enjoyed the movie and did what I was supposed to do, not think too much into it lol

    • @franciscolaurean8550
      @franciscolaurean8550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back

    • @stephanewd
      @stephanewd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      You guys do know that the weather exists right? If it gets really cold at night, there's a chance that the kids might get sick, and when winter rolls around they will need to go back to the house anyway.

    • @jebeda
      @jebeda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      @@stephanewd Sure, but being sick and cold might be preferable to being dead.

    • @stephanewd
      @stephanewd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@jebeda... You do know you can die from illnesses, right? From pneumonia to hypothermia, there are plenty of serious illnesses that makes it not a good idea to stay near the waterfall without proper structures to provide protection.

  • @Grinningd
    @Grinningd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4272

    "She's pregnant?"
    "It means she's gonna have a baby"
    This sounded so condescending I'm dying

    • @Dayvit78
      @Dayvit78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      It's a play on the ambiguity of English grammar. From Airplane! (1980)
      Dr Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can, this woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
      Elaine: A hospital! What is it?
      Dr Rumack: It's a big building with patients and doctors and nurses but that's not important right now.

    • @88Fallon
      @88Fallon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Dayvit78 Flying High!

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@Dayvit78
      Ohhhhh, drawing inspiration from classic works of comedy is TIGHT!

    • @livewireOrourke
      @livewireOrourke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jane: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three.
      Frank: Awfully big moustache.

    • @pekkaritaranta2444
      @pekkaritaranta2444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's an entirely different kind of joke, altogether.
      IT'S AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT KIND OF JOKE.

  • @CahCorinthians
    @CahCorinthians 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2222

    “What headspace do you have to be in to try that for the first time?”
    “Oh, definitely a dark one.”

    • @florentdemeyere4779
      @florentdemeyere4779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      LMAO!

    • @tambarijohnson9428
      @tambarijohnson9428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂

    • @Zapporah85
      @Zapporah85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Probably the one I'm in 😅

    • @Korilian13
      @Korilian13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Well he did see his kid being ripped apart in front of his eyes...

    • @areyoufriendly
      @areyoufriendly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He’s an insightful one, he is, with them jokes.

  • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
    @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2332

    Day 1: The monsters attack when noise is made.
    Day 90: We realized that children make noise

    • @deeya
      @deeya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      I get that he's a kid, but I feel like 90 days would be enough time - especially given the gravity if the circumstances - to indoctrinate you child with the quiet game.
      There was literally no opportunity for relapse, in the 90 days Beau would've been taught and or supervised to not make noise. Or they would've died some time before that...

    • @reidflemingworldstoughestm1394
      @reidflemingworldstoughestm1394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Something has to give.

    • @isurumaddumage1922
      @isurumaddumage1922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      How many people wear masks....

    • @last7509
      @last7509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      but instead of disciplining your kids we know how yall prefer to handle that 😂

    • @DrTae233
      @DrTae233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

  • @samuelhowe3465
    @samuelhowe3465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2099

    I love how this channel makes every single movie ever made sound like it was written by a child who should never be left alone with pen and paper again

    • @corsewonder4761
      @corsewonder4761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      even without this channel, most contemparary american movies makes you feel this way or rather, like they were made for children and not the sharpest of the lot.

    • @iambicpentakill971
      @iambicpentakill971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@corsewonder4761 LOL "contemporary"

    • @Madmonkeman
      @Madmonkeman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah I loved this movie and it does sound a little ridiculous now

    • @honourabledoctoredwinmoria3126
      @honourabledoctoredwinmoria3126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This movie probably was written by a kid.

    • @dropboxmoabit384
      @dropboxmoabit384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      well, this one was.

  • @marlzz92
    @marlzz92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2791

    “What headspace do you have to be in to try that for the first time?” - brilliant 😂

    • @stupid-idiot-555
      @stupid-idiot-555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      *a dark one*

    • @airotiv7916
      @airotiv7916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Agreed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @maxwellreed5135
      @maxwellreed5135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I died when they said that

    • @LightofJoshua
      @LightofJoshua 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Seriously I’ve seen this a lot and just got that one

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The headspace where your young son has been eaten by a blind alien.

  • @agraciotti
    @agraciotti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1651

    "he forgets where his own nose is" KILLED me. Lmfao

  • @nikagogibedashvili6476
    @nikagogibedashvili6476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1166

    I was laughing so loudly, 3 monsters showed up in my room

    • @LeanEre
      @LeanEre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      They probably came to see what's so funny.
      Try show this video for them xD

    • @SuperPrestogamer
      @SuperPrestogamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@LeanEre they can’t see though 😂😂😂

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@SuperPrestogamer they can hear it tho

    • @vanhopecomedy
      @vanhopecomedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

    • @ALANA-hu8qo
      @ALANA-hu8qo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      um Nika hasn't reaponded yet should we do a wellness check...quietly?

  • @THX11458
    @THX11458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    "Why risk bringing a screaming baby into the world?...Why take that chance?"
    "Well they're both very attractive."

    • @jessejive117
      @jessejive117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      R B1229 I don’t know how long after she gets pregnant when all the aliens come, or whatever, because she have gotten pregnant before all the monster showed up for the first time?

    • @Nirwanda001
      @Nirwanda001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@jessejive117 if it is day 472 over a whole year has gone by since the monsters came. A baby only takes..you know, nine months

    • @ElBlancoPapi
      @ElBlancoPapi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Nirwanda001 come on.... Math is hard

    • @jamesbrooks2288
      @jamesbrooks2288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@jessejive117theres a time skip in the film after the kid dies, but something like a year? So it seems like "oh he ded. Try agin?" "OK LOL"

    • @theherooffire007
      @theherooffire007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No TV or smartphones means big families. Aliens or no aliens. 😉

  • @footofjuniper8212
    @footofjuniper8212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4039

    "Completely empty streets in 2020? Can you imagine?"
    Best joke I've ever heard on this channel. And this channel has millions of great jokes.

    • @odil7583
      @odil7583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Tenderfoot Prepper I also wrote that

    • @Marquis-Sade
      @Marquis-Sade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Its just a current year joke. In 5 years its not that funny anymore. That being said: it was a good joke. The best one in this vid, but the best overall? Nah

    • @footofjuniper8212
      @footofjuniper8212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Marquis-Sade I thank the gentleman from the Autism delegation.

    • @Marquis-Sade
      @Marquis-Sade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@footofjuniper8212 I dont see this gentleman.

    • @Marquis-Sade
      @Marquis-Sade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@footofjuniper8212 Come back in 5 years and tell me if you still think this is the greatest!

  • @fieryeurochick3194
    @fieryeurochick3194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4310

    It just occurred to me that the sand trail would’ve had to be redone whenever it rained or at the very least every other time.

    • @dominikinimod
      @dominikinimod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      You see him fix the trail.

    • @omeganova4332
      @omeganova4332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +623

      @@dominikinimod it doesn't change how ludicrously difficult it would be to maintain and the amount of resources and work it would take, I mean, just wind in general blows sand, it's not practical in the least

    • @theunknown4645
      @theunknown4645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      Yeah like just put carpet down or something

    • @jamssnana4084
      @jamssnana4084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      No, the sand would just settle into the ground a bit, pack in to the basic shape he put it down in on the trail. He'd have to add more as time goes by, but it wouldn't wash away because of rain.
      Added bonus: everybody's feet are soft as baby's bottoms from walking on the sand so much. No pedicures needed. 😂

    • @beady123
      @beady123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      What about a windy day? It would blow thd sand everywhere
      Why don't they just gave something soft on their shoes?

  • @CanTho2022
    @CanTho2022 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I could NEVER UNDERSTAND why a NAIL sticks UP in the middle of a stair step???!! There shouldn’t be any nail in the MIDDLE of the stair board!!

    • @DefaultFlame
      @DefaultFlame 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Much less pointing up, for exactly that reason. If you absolutely have to nail upwards for some reason on a walking surface you cut it off and sand it down.

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      A lot of stairs have a center frame so they don't sag. But you don't need to nail it, and the head of the nail would be what's sticking up. Which would be more than enough to make you fall. Although the odds of never noticing that nail are extremely small.

    • @TheChzoronzon
      @TheChzoronzon 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@whiterottenrabbit "explains"

    • @bigo3116
      @bigo3116 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hey shut up

    • @chrislujan3292
      @chrislujan3292 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      they live there too. it looks implied that they're constantly going in and out of that space too. they had to know about the nail.

  • @michaelsong5555
    @michaelsong5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2035

    "Waterfall makes lots of noise."
    "So why aren't the aliens trying to kill the waterfall all day long?"
    "Oh, get off my back about that."
    "Oh, okay. Let me get off of that thing."

    • @gortab
      @gortab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      "So why don't they just... I dunno, turn on a wood chipper or something and let this alien thing solve itself?"
      "What?"
      "Or maybe install some speakers on the side of a cliff that play loud music so the aliens fall off the cliff if they try to attack the music?"
      "I dunno, maybe the aliens are good climbers."
      "Or have some noise makers playing in the middle of a minefield?"
      "Okay, I'm really going to need you to get off my back with ways to survive these monsters."

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@gortab Well, if the aliens destroy the wood chipper or the speaker, then it gets quiet (they would slash at the source of the sound). And it seems the aliens can "stick" to the walls (to some level) -- their stick ability won't help them from a concaved pitfall though (a big jar-like pitfall). And I assume they have high durability to take mine explosions -- otherwise, they'd be dead long before the movies began.

    • @frostfang1
      @frostfang1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@gortab I'm now imagining tucker and dale versus the quiet place aliens.

    • @8584zender
      @8584zender 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@michaelsong5555 No doubt. These aliens have to be able to survive 7.62 rounds or they would have been handled. Presumably they can also penetrate through steel armor plating and concrete. Also, they must have some ranged weapons and not just their limbs and teeth given that there are about a billion guns on the planet.

    • @PenheartKings
      @PenheartKings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gortab So, think of it like this, must hit brain...And all of the things you mentioned don't hit brain.
      Cheers.

  • @somehighlights2851
    @somehighlights2851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14579

    I hope Ryan is getting AT LEAST 70% of the money that Screen Rant makes. He is the only reason most of us suscribed to Screen Rant.

    • @diplamatikjuan3595
      @diplamatikjuan3595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2223

      Speak for yourself, I subscribed for the other awesome screen rant conte.....,man, it's tough to say that with a straight face

    • @jawill24
      @jawill24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +878

      I Wish I could mute the other stuff and only get this

    • @RawWrtochi19
      @RawWrtochi19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      They should see this

    • @martinwesterstrand
      @martinwesterstrand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +435

      THIS times a million. He is the ONLY reason for my being here.

    • @franciscolaurean8550
      @franciscolaurean8550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +427

      It was funny when they posted the thanks for 7 mil subs and most the comments were about people only subbing for Ryan

  • @acgonzales7
    @acgonzales7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3287

    "The alien is gonna kill the raccoon....but later when it's quietly walking through a field"
    "What? Like as revenge for having made a noise earlier?"
    LMAO

  • @thomasjohannesen1003
    @thomasjohannesen1003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    I fell over laughing at "Her husband just died"
    "He did, but this is a cool moment to cut to black on"
    5:50

  • @dhollsynthmusic
    @dhollsynthmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1326

    "Evelyn is pregnant"
    "She's pregnant??"
    "It means she's gonna have a baby"
    hahaha...i love Ryan's absurdism, could watch a whole movie of it

    • @mmariankaa
      @mmariankaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I hope Netflix is reading this :)

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Me too, his absurdism REALLY makes these videos! 😂

    • @Spookyboy101
      @Spookyboy101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I would absolutely watch a pitch meeting about that movie

    • @TheMarkster245
      @TheMarkster245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      A baby what is it?
      It’s small human that cry’s a lot but that’s not important right now

    • @davidbjacobs3598
      @davidbjacobs3598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean I've probably watched a couple days worth of Ryan by this point. Like a whole Breaking Bad length of just Ryan talking to himself. Pretty sure I've already watched that, but then again I don't know math is hard.

  • @optimusprime4090
    @optimusprime4090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    I will never tire of hearing "so you have a movie for me?"

    • @Cuzjudd
      @Cuzjudd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me either prime

    • @jaxonkruz7477
      @jaxonkruz7477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      yes sir i do

    • @gnaius
      @gnaius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If Ryan ever leaves ScreenRant, I hope the last Movie Pitch video is simply:
      "So you have a movie for me?"
      "Nope"
      *end music, cut to 'Ryan leaves ScreenRant' shot*

    • @AntonAdelson
      @AntonAdelson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm like a Pavlovs dog at this point...

    • @necro_nancy
      @necro_nancy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So, you have a movie for me?

  • @Jaerayy
    @Jaerayy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4288

    “It’s 2020 so all the streets are deserted “
    “Oh wow completely empty streets in 2020 could you imagine”
    *looks outside*
    .....well played

    • @Alondro77
      @Alondro77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Coronachan can only get you if you make too much noise.

    • @mikaelarose6277
      @mikaelarose6277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Oh my gosh.. ITS REAL GUYS

    • @transendentemcorp
      @transendentemcorp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Woah 😳

    • @randomhuman97
      @randomhuman97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The joke just aged into a fact

    • @amzxfreddy1323
      @amzxfreddy1323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gotdam

  • @cyberwebr2758
    @cyberwebr2758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    "It's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience"
    Never gets old.

    • @cdorman11
      @cdorman11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Always fun to see how he's going to work it in. Amazing how many movies have a plot weakness that fits.

    • @blzahz7633
      @blzahz7633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh really?

  • @Gambit08
    @Gambit08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2644

    I hope these guys are standing at least 6 feet apart during this pitch meeting...

    • @tomasbourgois235
      @tomasbourgois235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah me 2

    • @Lwsss933
      @Lwsss933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Social Distancing is TIGHT!

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Likewise, it would make sense, considering the dire circumstances! 😂🤣

    • @Asiis
      @Asiis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@Lwsss933 If it is, you're doing it wrong!

    • @jimlaw8199
      @jimlaw8199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      WHOOPSIE!

  • @LittleHobbit13
    @LittleHobbit13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    "Couldn't he just throw his axe against the barn and make noise that way?" THANK YOU

    • @TheSuperappelflap
      @TheSuperappelflap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      the dramatic self sacrifice is so overdone in hollywood movies i dont get why they keep going for it like yea i get it its a jesus metaphor can we just move on please jesus christ

    • @brandonden795
      @brandonden795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Why wouldn't you have noise distacters set up literally everyone as diversions. Like bottlerockets far off

    • @jaredmdobson
      @jaredmdobson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Seriously!!!!!!!!!!

    • @mehrazpk
      @mehrazpk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brandonden795 for that wouldnt sell the movie XD

    • @brandonden795
      @brandonden795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@mehrazpk "Because the movie needs to happen" 🤣

  • @96grunge
    @96grunge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1269

    “So was it hard to give birth to a child without making any noise?”
    *“Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience”*

    • @tarantinoburrows1406
      @tarantinoburrows1406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "Oh really?"

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Haha, I also love how Ryan manages to conjure up ways to fit this line into every single one of his pitches! 🤣

    • @christinastafford3806
      @christinastafford3806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Saying super easy barely a inconvenience is tight

    • @nobodyuknow2490
      @nobodyuknow2490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      wow wow OOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

    • @JR-sx3gl
      @JR-sx3gl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It's not the "not screaming while birthing" part, but the "keeping the baby from crying loud enough for the monsters to hear" part that is the most challenging
      There was a whole generation of women giving birth in the soviet era when if they were too annoying for the medical staff they were bullied and abused. That meant not making too much noise. Back than you were not allowed anyone with you till it's over. It's only way into the 90's when the whole initiative of giving birth without abuse got friction. You could bring someone with you, which meant a more respectful atmosphere, better support and help and made all the difference for the young mothers who didn't have to rely on bribing half of the staff or being married to some important party leader or general.

  • @glasshalfempty1984
    @glasshalfempty1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    5:21 that "sacrifice" was so frustrating because he seriously could have easily distracted the alien without screaming. I'm a big cryer when it comes to...well anything really, but both bo and his deaths were SO easily avoidable that I couldn't cry, or even feel sad. I just felt frustrating towards the writers.

    • @updownbrodown215
      @updownbrodown215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I imagine your mind isn't too nimble when you're watching your kids get terrorized by a monster.

    • @gameglimpses8861
      @gameglimpses8861 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Writers are idiots

    • @AmythefirstA
      @AmythefirstA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Productive Centaur Exactly! If I am walking my small child through a dangerous area, you bet I'm not letting go of his hand!

    • @TimTE01
      @TimTE01 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s a better explanation to say that he thought he’d die from the wounds anyway.

    • @iambicpentakill971
      @iambicpentakill971 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@updownbrodown215 It's especially hard to do the smart thing when the writers don't have consistant rules. Who knows what could happen?! Random BS probably.

  • @greynotgray6808
    @greynotgray6808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    "Wow. What are the chances of that?"
    "I don't know, math is hard."

    • @rike94
      @rike94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      'Odds', not 'chances'. Pay attention to the video. Sigh.

    • @ishowedyouthat2575
      @ishowedyouthat2575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rike94 you're annoying

    • @qqqfuzion2582
      @qqqfuzion2582 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ishowedyouthat2575 no one is the same as the other people who a bit of the film and I have a great use of the day

    • @rike94
      @rike94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ishowedyouthat2575 I need you to get all the way of my back now, please

    • @stephanies5281
      @stephanies5281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@qqqfuzion2582 lol what? 🤗

  • @JohnDoe-dj3lw
    @JohnDoe-dj3lw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +947

    "He sets off fireworks FOR HOURS?"
    "Oh no she gives birth in like five minutes"
    LMFAO

    • @johnpotts8308
      @johnpotts8308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      ...though it is her fourth delivery, so being relatively quick is quite reasonable (though probably more than five minutes).

    • @RooftopRose079
      @RooftopRose079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@johnpotts8308 Can you imagine the human race if women were able to give birth in five minutes?

    • @refineddoggo6657
      @refineddoggo6657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@RooftopRose079 there would still be child growth for a few months before birth, so largely the same:/

    • @toniodejimi3905
      @toniodejimi3905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that’s what I said! she’d had to give birth for HOURS

    • @suisinghoraceho2403
      @suisinghoraceho2403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Depends on how wide you want to define the process of “give birth”. The final push (which is usually the loud bit) could quite possibly be over within 5 minutes.

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    the small *huegh-huegh-huegh* of suppressed sadness 😢

  • @mmariankaa
    @mmariankaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    *”Oh forgetting the location of your nose is TIGHT”*
    That sentence combined with John’s image of his finger missing his nose made me laugh harder than I should.

    • @deveousdevil
      @deveousdevil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I laughed so hard an alien killed me.

    • @mmariankaa
      @mmariankaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@deveousdevil Whoops.

    • @jesuguru2394
      @jesuguru2394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@mmariankaa Whoopsie!

  • @peanusbenis5631
    @peanusbenis5631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    "I'm sad all the time."
    Before these videos, so was I.

  • @thecouncilofnine4692
    @thecouncilofnine4692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    Producer: Completely empty streets in 2020, can you imagine?
    Me: *Nervously laughs in quarentine.*

    • @lahlybird895
      @lahlybird895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Probably the point

    • @ZylonBane
      @ZylonBane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      thatsthejoke

    • @Boeing-777-X
      @Boeing-777-X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You just explained the joke 🤦🏻‍♂️.

    • @justaddressmeasking6625
      @justaddressmeasking6625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🚨WE GOT OURSELVES A JOKE EXPLAINER HERE🚨

    • @citizencj3389
      @citizencj3389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good comment lol

  • @anvos658
    @anvos658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    You really hit this nail on the head, if you think about it these monsters would be "super easy, barely an inconvenience" for humans to stop before they turned the world into a horror scenario.

    • @Macrochenia
      @Macrochenia ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They'd be only slightly more difficult to deal with than the "can smell fear but apparently has no other senses" monsters from After Earth.

    • @kh6853
      @kh6853 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@MacrocheniaThose would be super easy, barely an inconvenience to deal with

    • @Macrochenia
      @Macrochenia ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kh6853 I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back.

    • @TheChzoronzon
      @TheChzoronzon 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yep, a volcano and a semi powerful PA system would do the trick :D

  • @thorondor1593
    @thorondor1593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    "A sand empire!"
    (nervous jedi noises)

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Vash the Stampede YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!

    • @arkadebmandal6963
      @arkadebmandal6963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why is a lotr fan commenting a star wars quote on a horror movie video

    • @thorondor1593
      @thorondor1593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@arkadebmandal6963 You've only scratched the surface.

    • @amakky1989
      @amakky1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thorondor scratching surfaces is TIGHT

  • @abhitripathi78
    @abhitripathi78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    So....Was it hard to make pitch meetings during quarantine???
    Ryan: ''ACTUALLY IT WAS SUPER EASY, BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE''.

  • @feynstein1004
    @feynstein1004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    -Giving birth is Tight!
    -That's part of the problem

    • @bruceleeds7988
      @bruceleeds7988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Then he said "You never complained before"

  • @famousthaneus9810
    @famousthaneus9810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Studio Guy: Oh a sand empire!
    Anakin Skywalker: *heavy breathing*

    • @hydriumstudio
      @hydriumstudio 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Denis Villeneuve: *heavy breathing*

    • @gunslingergirl2579
      @gunslingergirl2579 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@hydriumstudio *heavier breathing

  • @noctis69something95
    @noctis69something95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    “The more you think about the the more survival solutions you’re gonna find and Im gonna need you to get WAY off my back about that”

    • @phoebez7914
      @phoebez7914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ok, let me get off of that thing

    • @TooMuchToCareAbout2
      @TooMuchToCareAbout2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "What?" 😂😂

    • @noctis69something95
      @noctis69something95 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TooMuchToCareAbout2 watch Pitch Meeting

  • @gilgamashu1435
    @gilgamashu1435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    "What are the odds of that?"
    "I don't know, math is hard."

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1207

    "Why risk bringing a screaming baby into the world?"
    "Accidents do happen."
    *Spoken like a true parent.*

    • @jillruff1655
      @jillruff1655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      ...or every cast member on Teen Mom ever. Not that Ima fan of Teen Mo-
      ...nvmnd. This quarantine's got me watching all kindsa crap TV lately. 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @ursaminor9780
      @ursaminor9780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah. As much as I like this movie, that was a pretty big goof. I usually rationalize it by saying that these two people who are obviously attracted to each other have no one else to help them cope with not having sex. They have no friends around, they clearly wouldn’t discuss it with their children, which just leaves each other, whom they’re both (pardon my gutter talk) horny for.
      But even then I concede it’s a pretty weak argument.

    • @dre4mzzy735
      @dre4mzzy735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Spoken like my parents after they had me! Wait....

    • @ninadouglas6289
      @ninadouglas6289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It goes to show you that even when birth control is free people still have unprotected sex.

    • @GoatPopsicle
      @GoatPopsicle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nina Douglas that’s exactly it. they had access to a nearly unlimited amount of birth control pills, which skipping the placebo week also means no periods, during an apocalypse.

  • @johnnythesnow253
    @johnnythesnow253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    4:57 I absolutely love when the producer guy is confused and says "What?" while grinning:)

  • @theoneintheback3783
    @theoneintheback3783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    “They fall into some corn and reenact a scene from Titanic.”
    “What.”
    “Anyway,”

    • @joecoolberry911
      @joecoolberry911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s like the definition of why these are so darn good

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joecoolberry911 what's good?

    • @RedInside_live
      @RedInside_live 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Marvelfanatic3658 the corn

    • @inr9751
      @inr9751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Oh God, I hope they don't... you know... put any handprints on car windows?"
      "Gross."
      "I know, right?"

  • @QJJ245
    @QJJ245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Wait...are the streets supposed to be empty during a quarantine?
    Me: Yes.
    Everyone driving around and walking about anyway: Whoops
    Me: Whoopsie

    • @jessejive117
      @jessejive117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DaQueen245 The streets aren’t supposed to be empty and shouldn’t be empty lol

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They sometimes need to resupply, though

    • @trentrossdale638
      @trentrossdale638 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @Thunderbender18830
    @Thunderbender18830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Screenwriter: The more you think about it the more survival solution’s you’re gonna come up with so I’m gonna need you to get off my back about it.
    Producer: Okay I’ma get off of that thing.
    Aww he’s learning. It usually takes him much longer to get off of that thing.

  • @opedromagico
    @opedromagico 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1439

    i came here again just to laugh a lot hahah catharsis!

    • @pjbpiano
      @pjbpiano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Hey, you're verified. So it means you're someone important.

    • @txbuzzkill6276
      @txbuzzkill6276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah... me too.

    • @urieldaboamorte
      @urieldaboamorte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ah lá é pedroca

    • @sgtsongbird
      @sgtsongbird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Catharsis is t i g h t

    • @pedroresende9833
      @pedroresende9833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Olha ele aí de novo

  • @danielattrell
    @danielattrell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    So you have a movie for- *Monster breaks into office*

    • @joshstern3940
      @joshstern3940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Why does this not have a billion likes. It's the best comment Ive ever seen🤣🤣🤣

    • @Spookyboy101
      @Spookyboy101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh haha I get it now

    • @fawzigramajo
      @fawzigramajo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Be ha ha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @WolfRamAndHart
      @WolfRamAndHart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Quickest, Pitch Meeting. Ever.

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah so a sand empire! 🤣🤣

  • @clementsimunyu5616
    @clementsimunyu5616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    “The truck doesn’t make any noises when it moves?” “Apparently not”. 😂😂When you realize that all those names that are shown after the movie ends couldn’t pick up how ridiculous that logic is...

    • @stelonous
      @stelonous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      The movie just insults your intelligence all the way through.

    • @maxnaz47
      @maxnaz47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Considering 99.9% of those names at the end of movie have nothing to do with the script, be pretty hard for them to pick up on anything you are implying...

    • @Unforgiven11
      @Unforgiven11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I remember them just like.. putting it in neutral and rolling down the hill not actually starting it. But I could be wrong!

    • @thanatoast4389
      @thanatoast4389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Unforgiven11 the do, it’s still a couple of thousand of pounds moving down a dirt road.

    • @mmmchestnut4085
      @mmmchestnut4085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      See I figure since it had just killed their dad that maybe it was busy eating him and didn't bother to chase the truck

  • @YETTheShow
    @YETTheShow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    “I dunno...math is hard.” Ryan you just summed up every trip of mine to the dollar store.

    • @TheMightyBattleSquid
      @TheMightyBattleSquid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me buying anything for my hobbies.

    • @liveactionlink8736
      @liveactionlink8736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This joke is underrated. I think it went over people's heads lol

  • @rustyshacklford245
    @rustyshacklford245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I just realized that part of this movie would take place during the emergence of brood x cicadas, what the hell would the aliens do with all that noise everywhere?

    • @felynecomrade
      @felynecomrade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Probably ignore it, same as they do with rivers, waterfalls, and other areas of constant loud noise.

    • @KrillLiberator
      @KrillLiberator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@felynecomrade Wow - cicadas save the world! for two days, every fourteen years...

    • @marthamryglod291
      @marthamryglod291 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KrillLiberator lol

  • @theherooffire007
    @theherooffire007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1196

    The upside down pez dispenser joke was great. "Oh I don't like that visual at all." Haven't laughed that hard in a while, thanks Ryan. 😂👌

    • @sukikurai
      @sukikurai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      J. Joshua Sterling there was an animal planet show that described the way kangaroos do things as a pez dispenser to we were laughing for ages

    • @xanderkubec7053
      @xanderkubec7053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      400th to like

    • @wetstinkysocks490
      @wetstinkysocks490 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      J. Joshua Sterling your welcome 🤗

    • @csgobotato
      @csgobotato ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pez dispensers are TIGHT!

  • @adamwishneusky
    @adamwishneusky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    “Hope you enjoyed that pitch meeting” lol as if any of them aren’t hilarious!

    • @nadakhalil3869
      @nadakhalil3869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Enjoying pitch meetings is super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @jamaul1391
    @jamaul1391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1142

    “oh so they don't have electricity"
    “You know they do because they have solar panels"
    “so why use a lamp"
    “ because I want them to knock it over"
    This is my favorite part of the video.

    • @uhohhotdog
      @uhohhotdog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Or maybe because they’re solar panels and it’s night time and they don’t have a battery to hold electric

    • @pipstix5487
      @pipstix5487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Uhohhotdog Gaming - solar panels gather energy from the sun so that it can still be used at night, but I see what you mean. Besides, solar panel electricity alone usually isn’t enough to support a household.

    • @uhohhotdog
      @uhohhotdog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Eva Russell you need a battery for it to be used at night and most batteries don’t hold much electric.

    • @Superiorer
      @Superiorer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@pipstix5487 Solar panels have zero storage. You need big batteries.

    • @weneedaladder8384
      @weneedaladder8384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@uhohhotdog you can see lit electric lights in the clip that plays. Their house is literally already lit, they don't need a glass lantern.

  • @KravMagoo
    @KravMagoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Wow! What are the odds of that??"
    "I don't know...math is hard."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @EweChewBrrr01
    @EweChewBrrr01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    "So you have a TH-cam channel to carry for me?"
    "Yes sir I do. It's called Screen Rant"

    • @theatre721
      @theatre721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oooooooh snap

    • @batnacks
      @batnacks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      “Oh, what’s that channel like?”
      “Well they make videos of lists of things about other things”
      “What kind of lists are we talking about”
      “A bunch of stuff that people already know about”
      “Why would people click on those videos?”
      “Well you see they give these videos really clickbaity titles to trick people into thinking they they’re going to be interesting”
      “Oh, tricking people into watching your videos is tight”
      “It is sir. So anyway they suddenly start making these different kind of videos called pitch meetings”
      “So what kind of pitches are we talking about here?”
      “Mostly movies”
      “Oh really?”
      “Yeah. And you see these videos start getting just super popular, in fact so popular that people just start asking them to only make those kind of videos”
      “So they stop making the list videos that people don’t like and only make the pitch meetings?”
      “Well no, that would mean having to care about their content”
      “Oh that makes sense”

    • @savageprince9829
      @savageprince9829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@batnacks that was amazing

    • @csillakaszas7285
      @csillakaszas7285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      fyi, there is a pitch meeting for pitch meeting

    • @jarink1
      @jarink1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pitch Meeting is the only reason I don't block this channel. The rest of their videos are garbage, often with liberal-slanted politics thrown in.

  • @kanyewest9591
    @kanyewest9591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    The best thing I need in this forsaken quarantine.

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Agreed, TH-cam videos are the definite highlight of this global quarantine!

    • @WillOfMyD
      @WillOfMyD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did you mean for that to rhyme?

    • @DjinnsĘnigma
      @DjinnsĘnigma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't forget to look up the song "Terryfolds"

    • @roigergoololo3966
      @roigergoololo3966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ditto from Italy.

    • @TheRAMBO9191
      @TheRAMBO9191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i read that so fast i saw foreskin hahahhahh

  • @TEXAS2459
    @TEXAS2459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    "completely empty streets in 2020...can u imagine?!"
    ohwww yeah baby ohh yeahhh

  • @martinwettig8212
    @martinwettig8212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I can totally imagine John Krasinsky giving this exact movie pitch.

  • @hester234
    @hester234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Next week: Pitch meeting for "I am Legend", screenwriter guy and producer guy wearing gloves and masks

  • @itsjavy
    @itsjavy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    “Well, they fall into some corn and reenact a scene from Titanic.” 💀💀💀

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +963

    Completely empty streets in 2020?! Preposterous, who would ever imagine such a thing that would be scarier than a monster movie?! 👹

    • @uno23sleep
      @uno23sleep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahahahahahahahaha. xD

    • @rossdiamondthief6627
      @rossdiamondthief6627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Trina Q John Krasinski must’ve made a deal with the devil lol

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ....sounds like my ex-wife” 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @marchantofcabbage3517
      @marchantofcabbage3517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Actually it's super easy barly an inconvenience

    • @davidbjacobs3598
      @davidbjacobs3598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I live in Astoria and still can't imagine it because people don't understand that they're going to die.

  • @livewireOrourke
    @livewireOrourke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "Could we have it be a little more consistent?"
    "No."
    "Dang it."
    😂😂😂🤣

  • @bruno1700
    @bruno1700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    "shooshis him so hard that he forgets the location of his nose "
    "foregetting the location of your NOSE is so tiGht!"
    got me dead

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I almost died laughing when he forgot where his nose is 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bruno1700
      @bruno1700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 cant believe this was 4months ago..

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bruno1700 I can't believe I actually watched this movie 😔

    • @adilsaju
      @adilsaju 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dead laughing 😂😭

    • @strangerkids4185
      @strangerkids4185 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you laugh so hard the monster get you😂🤣

  • @widowkeeper4739
    @widowkeeper4739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    "I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back about that."
    "OK, let me get off of that thing!"
    Man, I wish it was that easy to talk to everybody.

  • @samuelguetta8445
    @samuelguetta8445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Ryan: "An empire of sand"
    Dark Vader: *Heavy breathing*.

    • @MaxWolftank
      @MaxWolftank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lolol genius I love it

    • @LOLKrlos
      @LOLKrlos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dar... D-Dark?

    • @bigballoftape5343
      @bigballoftape5343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      How about lightly shaded Vader?

    • @LnPPersonified
      @LnPPersonified 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DARK Vader?! XD

    • @joeypoil9370
      @joeypoil9370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dark? More like person of colored suit.

  • @antonioortiz4544
    @antonioortiz4544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I peed my pants at about 3:20. "Listen, the more you think about this concept, the more survival solutions you're going to find and I'm going to need you to get off my back about all of them."

  • @AlphaCentauri24
    @AlphaCentauri24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    00:15 "Completely empty streets in 2020! Can you imagine?"
    That hit hard.

  • @tigerbread78
    @tigerbread78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Ryan's back must be killing him, from carrying this channel. And no, I didn't steal this comment from a previous post. Sometimes people can be unoriginal, but it ain't theft. Comment sections are big, I don't read through them all.

    • @M.Babadook
      @M.Babadook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Underrated comment is underrated.

    • @David-gj9qr
      @David-gj9qr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Meg Hal9000 overused comment is overused

    • @PlushMaker400
      @PlushMaker400 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ???????? Ayyyyyyy! Nice one!

    • @mellyq92
      @mellyq92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's why he's always saying get all the way off my back

    • @PlushMaker400
      @PlushMaker400 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emmelene Perencevich If I remember correctly he does, but for some reason he’s forced to post pitch meetings on the Screen Rang channel

  • @ColdHawk
    @ColdHawk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +885

    “Completely empty streets in 2020, can you imagine?”
    COVID HUMOR IS TIGHT!

    • @DrTae233
      @DrTae233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah

    • @ALANA-hu8qo
      @ALANA-hu8qo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      its infectious

    • @meanderingmarley3910
      @meanderingmarley3910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ALANA-hu8qo Excellent! Do you write your own jokes, or do you have a staph? 😬

    • @Venom-Bell_420
      @Venom-Bell_420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Considering the whole thing was a joke yes.

    • @Venom-Bell_420
      @Venom-Bell_420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ALANA-hu8qo It DOESN'T exist you brainwashed fool

  • @becominghero9754
    @becominghero9754 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Women's health doctor here, about the 4:30 critique of the birth--actually, you CAN give very quick birth if you're a multip! Multiparous women--women who've had multiple pregnancies end in birth--have looser cervixes in average and can sometimes progress so quickly you don't even have time to change into a hospital gown. So giving bathtub birth quickly with a monster outside can absolutely work, especially if she was already dilating (some women with high pain tolerances will not really stop for their contractions until they're quite dilated). A primip (first-timer) I'd never believe that fast, but for a multip, it totally depends on the woman!

    • @quinntribolet6593
      @quinntribolet6593 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      yep I'm a second born and was born in like 20 minutes

  • @robbedballondorwski4487
    @robbedballondorwski4487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    4:44 "Like an upside down Pez dispenser"
    I laughed so hard I'd would have attracted all the aliens on the world if I would have been in this movie

  • @turner3088
    @turner3088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    George: "clear streets in 2020 imagine that?"
    Me: *.......I have a bad feeling about this*

    • @TheTrueCaptainAwesome
      @TheTrueCaptainAwesome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Crossing my fingers that he does the right thing and either web conferences or wears gloves and a mask next time.

    • @WiiSwallower
      @WiiSwallower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Covid-19 Intesifies*

    • @thomasvleminckx
      @thomasvleminckx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow, you understood the joke.

    • @jamesbizs
      @jamesbizs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Captain Awesome no

  • @Abelhawk
    @Abelhawk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    "I don't understand how these aliens behave."
    "Ha ha that's okay. So then..."

  • @briananekea7480
    @briananekea7480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Oh, you have a movie for me?" "Yes sir I do.* Best words I've been hearing the past two days.

  • @Theultimateginger
    @Theultimateginger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    This quarantine is gonna be super easy barely and inconvenience

    • @EweChewBrrr01
      @EweChewBrrr01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I need you to get ALL the way off my back ... and stand 1.5 meters away from me.

    • @sir_will_iam
      @sir_will_iam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Being an introvert during a worldwide lockdown is *TIGHT!*

    • @smithcubs
      @smithcubs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love these comments.

    • @Cuzjudd
      @Cuzjudd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sir_will_iam barely an inconvenience

    • @quacknatetv7837
      @quacknatetv7837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@EweChewBrrr01 Oh whoops!

  • @jonionseed
    @jonionseed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    My wife and I just watched “A Wrinkle in Time” and there’s so many moments where I just saw screenwriter guy going “I don’t knowww” lol - would be a great one to do sometime!

    • @mustavogaia2655
      @mustavogaia2655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was there some "-Why? Because" moment?

  • @artvocado5943
    @artvocado5943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    “I’m sad all the time.”
    “Nice”

  • @beewell1600
    @beewell1600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "the more you gonna think about this concept, the more survival solutions you gonna find" i cant

  • @jinksdalfang8843
    @jinksdalfang8843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    Spoilers: the dad did a backflip but the monster heard him and snapped his neck.

    • @karmallarma5871
      @karmallarma5871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Subverting classic Pitch Meeting lines is tight!

    • @Naappletree
      @Naappletree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And saved the day!

    • @ProductBasement
      @ProductBasement 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      If my dad tried a backflip, he wouldnt need a monster to snap his neck

    • @qwerty8382
      @qwerty8382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ProductBasement bruh if I did

    • @itwouldbesoniceRaven
      @itwouldbesoniceRaven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      -actually the dad dodged did
      -oh and is it gonna be hard to dodge?
      -no actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @yateeshagrawal513
    @yateeshagrawal513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I died laughing at the crying noise that Ryan makes saying "I am sad all the time" .

  • @PartialKredit
    @PartialKredit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Ryan really shouldn’t be breaking quarantine by talking to this movie executive.

    • @thezoid.withfreaky04
      @thezoid.withfreaky04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You could see the executive almost sneezed at some point lol

    • @PatrickPaul1203
      @PatrickPaul1203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He has plenty of clones to spare!

  • @englishislit7720
    @englishislit7720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I just don't want you to think about the implication that ambient sound would solve a lot of the problems with these aliens. . . . Gold!

  • @SoulQueenoD
    @SoulQueenoD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Her husband just died" damn that was a good line delivery.

  • @endedera9758
    @endedera9758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    2020 has been going so badly, I wouldn't be surprised if this movie was a prediction from The Simpsons

    • @el_uchiha
      @el_uchiha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ended era some of it is

    • @FatThor55
      @FatThor55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wouldn't be surprised if those monsters from the movie come to life and the movie becomes a real thing in April or may

    • @Alex-wk2xf
      @Alex-wk2xf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the alien invasion is currently set for may, tho the release date might be pushed back to July if the random chimp event of April affects the developers

    • @BDLabs2
      @BDLabs2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ended era SIMP-sons

    • @endedera9758
      @endedera9758 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BDLabs2 hilarious

  • @Alexagrigorieff
    @Alexagrigorieff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    "That's when the baby pees to let you know it's on its way"
    "It's not what that is"
    Fun fact: amniotic fluid is, for the most part, made of baby pee.

    • @7thwardlord882
      @7thwardlord882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yummy

    • @LetsTalkAboutPrepping
      @LetsTalkAboutPrepping 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Which makes it even better when he responds to the other guy disagreeing with, "well..."

    • @jamesbizs
      @jamesbizs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So is a woman squirting.

    • @6ixpool
      @6ixpool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I mean it technically is, but it really isn't...

    • @marielleaithamon309
      @marielleaithamon309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jamesbizs Not the same hole, but nicely tried.

  • @silastmales1516
    @silastmales1516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    15 seconds in and I've already Lol'd😂
    Edit: "Then later her water's gonna break"
    "Oh yeah, that's when the baby pees to let you know it's on it's way"
    "That's not what that is"
    "Well"
    😂😂😂

  • @nicoleabed2480
    @nicoleabed2480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "Completely empty streets in 2020. Can you imagine?"
    Me: it'll be super easy barely an inconvenience to imagine that. 😂

    • @jaewok5G
      @jaewok5G 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you win.

  • @oscarbuckley6980
    @oscarbuckley6980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "I'm sad all the time"
    "NICE!"

  • @evetrix1362
    @evetrix1362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    I can't believe you guys are still having meetings in the same room smh this is so irresponsible

    • @stentorion3669
      @stentorion3669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Well this is actually just pre-recorded footage from the Pitch Meeting for A Quiet Place

    • @sumbratko
      @sumbratko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @NappyHeaded_ZeroCombs and his comment is also a joke smh

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh dang it!

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know, maybe they should do all of their their future pitches over Skype from this moment onwards! 😂😉

    • @sumbratko
      @sumbratko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@trinaq looks like a new video idea

  • @albogypsy2842
    @albogypsy2842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "I don't understand how these aliens behave..."
    "That's ok" 😃

  • @DDLAFFEY724
    @DDLAFFEY724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Jim from the office does a back flip snaps the bad guys neck and saves the day

    • @inr9751
      @inr9751 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sadly, no.

  • @2332Stephen
    @2332Stephen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    This made me laugh. This is like a funny version of CinemaSins

    • @geebuttersnaps2230
      @geebuttersnaps2230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Steve Winter yeah this is cinemasins except, you know... good

    • @allthingstoallmen8912
      @allthingstoallmen8912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Wait, you don't like Jeremy railing movies over the smallest inconsistencies in their plot points, while being overly dramatic & borderline obnoxious?
      That's a sin for you!
      Ding!

    • @shibineb
      @shibineb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Comparing Pitch Meetings to cinemasins is like insulting Ryan George's intelligence.

    • @HABO2210
      @HABO2210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Comparing Pitch Meetings to CinemaSins is like comparing a lion to a cat

    • @Felixr2
      @Felixr2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Comparing Pitch Meetings to CinemaSins is like comparing Pitch Meetings to CinemaSins.

  • @SuperBC1975
    @SuperBC1975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Pitch Meeting is one of my favorite things to watch on TH-cam. It's barely an inconvenience and is always tight.

  • @dropboxmoabit384
    @dropboxmoabit384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "the more you think about it, the more survival solutions you're gonna find. so I need you to get all the way off my back about this."
    I imagine this is exactly how the real pitch for this movie went down.

  • @ryancliff4988
    @ryancliff4988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The smug smile each character has the whole time is amazing. It really make these video the best

  • @muhammadagungwibowo3068
    @muhammadagungwibowo3068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "What's that about?"
    "It's about these monsters that freakout everytime you make a noise"
    "Sounds like my ex-wife"
    "Aaaa"
    "Aaaa...
    I'm sad all the time"
    "Thanks"
    This intro 😂

  • @shan4680
    @shan4680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Could you imagine empty streets in 2020?" - I see what you did there.

    • @captainamerica7800
      @captainamerica7800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes... literally everyone thats been alive for 8 years minimum saw what he did there 🙄

    • @shan4680
      @shan4680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@captainamerica7800 That is how I see what you did there jokes work.

    • @PlushMaker400
      @PlushMaker400 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thе Dаrk Knіght Why do you have to be such an asshole? Jesus Christ

    • @ramblingentertained
      @ramblingentertained 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      PlushMaker400 No, no. His bane is The Dark Knight. Jesus Christ is another dick.

  • @WorldBreaker42
    @WorldBreaker42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Imagine if the pitch meeting was just Ryan being quiet the whole time 😂

    • @Darith926
      @Darith926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That would be consistent. Gotta pitch the movie the way you want it to be, and in this case: Not consistent.

    • @DrTae233
      @DrTae233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah

  • @chaosdeviant62
    @chaosdeviant62 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I laughed so hard when they did the "I'm sad all the time" Deviation. It was pretty unexpected.

  • @mapsandviolins1
    @mapsandviolins1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    If these monsters have such sensitive ears, why can't they hear human heartbeats and growling stomachs?

    • @gils5496
      @gils5496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      or farts...

  • @ThundarrTheBarbarian1
    @ThundarrTheBarbarian1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    You need to do "passengers" with Chris Pratt and Jeniffer Lawerence!!!!!

    • @LeoStaley
      @LeoStaley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      God, the ending of passengers would have been so much better if Chris Pratt died, and then we are left with an image of Jennifer Lawrence looking at sleep chambers to wake someone else up.

    • @twostep919
      @twostep919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Should include: "So how did you decide Jennifer Lawerence should be one of the leads?" "A very satisfied looking Harvey Weinstein said he owed her a favor!"

  • @cdorman11
    @cdorman11 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks!

  • @thats4thebirds
    @thats4thebirds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    This is literally John Krasinski pitching to himself lmao