Ultimate Lord Of The Rings + The Hobbit Pitch Meeting Compilation

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  • @hsfa5063
    @hsfa5063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9805

    “Where does he fall”
    “Into the sequel”
    - *the greatest line ever to exist*

  • @jackthefrog80085
    @jackthefrog80085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3418

    "he forces Gandalf to breakdance against his will"
    "How rude"

    • @marketingchronicles
      @marketingchronicles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Not really, it's barely an inconvenience!

    • @DhantExMachina
      @DhantExMachina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      My favorite line of the entire video

    • @albertcervantes3953
      @albertcervantes3953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes that’ caught me off guard 😂😂😂

    • @maggimeeboy
      @maggimeeboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I never had such a good laugh in years!

    • @inaminute1826
      @inaminute1826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Funniest part probably 😂☠️

  • @Goatman_Gamer
    @Goatman_Gamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1686

    That "Alright keep your secrets" was so well placed and well timed. Peak comedy over here.

    • @Boristheborat
      @Boristheborat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Best comment

    • @mikelipinski7615
      @mikelipinski7615 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The reason sauron reaches out to kill Isildur is because that's how Sauron killed the Elf king in the 2nd age.

    • @JCGWeddingVisuals
      @JCGWeddingVisuals 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​So why did he do it in the first place?

  • @ozanakyldz3091
    @ozanakyldz3091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2084

    Now re-watching, I realize these are full of gems
    "Wedding cake of a city"
    "If Enya was a person"
    A very athletic human torch"

    • @ibtgb2
      @ibtgb2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      “Producer guy the white” is what got me lol I don’t even know why, it’s not the best joke in the video but it’s just one of those that cracked me up

    • @mtgradwell
      @mtgradwell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I know what you mean, but I think you'll find it's actually "if Enya's *music* was a person."

    • @Katerine459
      @Katerine459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      "...and then they're going to escape down the River of Questionable Physics."

    • @F1rstWorldNomaD
      @F1rstWorldNomaD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Enya is a person tho. 🤣

    • @ethanfitzpatrick309
      @ethanfitzpatrick309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah Enya his a Maia

  • @zenikagaming489
    @zenikagaming489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1427

    “And he made Gandalf break dance against his own will” got me🤣

  • @coconutcore
    @coconutcore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    “She’s the one that’s like if Enya’s music was a person”
    I…I just…I just can’t believe how accurate that is!

    • @rachel-8636
      @rachel-8636 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      11q

    • @kingsleygyekye8906
      @kingsleygyekye8906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I was literally screaming "YES YES" at that point cos it was so accurate. Only Time even started playing in my head

    • @Vayne_Solidor
      @Vayne_Solidor ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I forgot where he said that so I can just guess... Arwen, right?

    • @coconutcore
      @coconutcore ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Vayne_Solidor nono, Gimli.
      No yeah, it’s Arwenya. 100%

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What's an Enya?

  • @chadphriday197
    @chadphriday197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    00:43
    Ryan: "Allright then, keep your secrets."
    Me: "He said that thing from the movie."

    • @redacted7319
      @redacted7319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Saying the thing from the movie is TIGHT

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Wow, wow, wow. Wow

    • @lifemattersnot
      @lifemattersnot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can take theb to your grave

    • @Darkness-ie2yl
      @Darkness-ie2yl ปีที่แล้ว

      He's a plot orc

  • @guineapig4787
    @guineapig4787 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    "He just frantically looks around like he lost a contact lens"
    I died 🤣😂

    • @RoamingAdhocrat
      @RoamingAdhocrat หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      it's Guineapig4787 the White!

  • @9786oof
    @9786oof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3927

    It took me a second to realize he was making the golem/Sméagol joke about himself because I forget he’s not two separate people lol

  • @edwardnjogu159
    @edwardnjogu159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    "I don't know"
    "Alright, then. Keep your secrets"
    Good one Ryan.

  • @lancecarlisle1749
    @lancecarlisle1749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    ‘Dwalin, Balin, possibly Sarah Palin’ took me straight down. Pure screaming. 😂

  • @jdrevenge
    @jdrevenge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    I almost actually choked when you showed the NZ Tourism Board guy. Incredible.

  • @StormflameMW
    @StormflameMW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    (7:44) "He's just talking to himself and replying, as if he was two different people." - "Yeah, he's freaking nuts"
    Imagine to be so used to Ryan and his format to take a moment to get that joke. xD

    • @anthonymcrooster3703
      @anthonymcrooster3703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dissociative identity disorder is considered borderline insanity by Ryanverse standards.

    • @Gl-my8fw
      @Gl-my8fw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@anthonymcrooster3703 well it is actually insanity or borderline insanity by the definition of the word.

    • @joecoupon8299
      @joecoupon8299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@anthonymcrooster3703 Dissociative identity disorder is TIGHT!

    • @Chili0xFF
      @Chili0xFF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I... i didnt get it at all. I suppose im so used to the fact that i dont even recognise them as one person ;-;

    • @alexmaurice4274
      @alexmaurice4274 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      + isn’t that kind of like the split movie ?

  • @OratoryJamesIV
    @OratoryJamesIV 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    The riff on "The Happening" was absolutely perfect.

  • @billc.2627
    @billc.2627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    One Ryan to rule them all, One Ryan to find them, One Ryan to bring them all and on Pitch Meeting bind them. Wow. Wow. Wow. Pitch meeting compilations are tight!

    • @ryanhumphries6162
      @ryanhumphries6162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I bet ruling them is super easy, barely and inconvenience

    • @TaurielTheElf
      @TaurielTheElf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Which Ryan are you talking about?

    • @icarus9980
      @icarus9980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@TaurielTheElf Ryan of course

    • @anthonymcrooster3703
      @anthonymcrooster3703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That works.

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      F

  • @chrisbennett6062
    @chrisbennett6062 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    ..."and they get some important information from a bowling ball..."
    Just one of dozens of throwaway lines that are hilarious. Love this compilation

    • @candlestorms
      @candlestorms 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Christopher Lee actually calls the thing "the bowling ball" in the actor commentary in that scene

  • @anttam117
    @anttam117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    “We are going to give Legolas this amazing action sequence where I failed physics....” that’s the best line in all of this video!

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Elves don't really obey physics anyway. Can walk on snow without footprints, which gravity would have a say against

    • @alejandrovillalba3143
      @alejandrovillalba3143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@K4inan Yeah, and use objects that are falling as propulsion points even when they themselves are...you know...falling

    • @floridaman6982
      @floridaman6982 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      too much CGI, the directiors dont know how the real world rocks work

    • @thinkforyourself2109
      @thinkforyourself2109 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That scene reminded me of the Chinese films where a kung-fu guy flies through the air somehow.

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That and the river of questionable physics...

  • @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337
    @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    I love how they made sure he stayed as Producer Guy the White after he died, good continuity

    • @blakeallen1057
      @blakeallen1057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he had a heat attack

    • @carmen_says_hi
      @carmen_says_hi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@blakeallen1057 I didn't catch that. Thanks!

    • @blakeallen1057
      @blakeallen1057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@carmen_says_hi he's chest tightened because of a heart attack

    • @livelifestrong365
      @livelifestrong365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      More like Producer Guy the Pink

    • @NarwahlGaming
      @NarwahlGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "They" 😂😂😂

  • @colinpapendick5628
    @colinpapendick5628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    "None other than Haldir!" Got me so bad. I also genuinely didn't realize he was a repeat elf until years after the first watch.

    • @quincysharp639
      @quincysharp639 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Noooo haldir 😂 I had the same thought “rip elf dude”

  • @jaceroy08
    @jaceroy08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    "oh very story-considerate Nazgul" LOL

  • @JasonArmond
    @JasonArmond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2075

    "Oh, inexplicable accents are TOIGHT" will never not be funny as hell.

    • @icarus9980
      @icarus9980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It’s TOIGHT

    • @jbarrosogutierrez
      @jbarrosogutierrez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@icarus9980 You're ROIGHT!

    • @dillonblakelsley
      @dillonblakelsley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Time stamp

    • @bartolomeus_7z7z7
      @bartolomeus_7z7z7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I rewarch the whole from time to time purely for this line and then lose my mind laughing 🤣

    • @Resijew
      @Resijew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s been 8 minutes and I’m still laughing from this line

  • @ChristopherMurphy1969
    @ChristopherMurphy1969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    The comedic timing on the Return of the King's multiple endings culminating in the pitch (pun intended) perfect "Oh My God" at 17:06 is absolutely hilarious. Brilliant work, sir. Just brilliant.

  • @Sadoodi
    @Sadoodi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    'He frantically looks around like he lost a contact lens or something" - That's all I am going to think of when I see that scene from now on XD

    • @NoPowerintheVerse
      @NoPowerintheVerse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I have no way to causally drop this in but it’s on of my favorite Christopher Lee stories. When they were filming the scene where his character gets stabbed in the back Peter Jackson wanted him to yell and Christopher Lee proceeded to explain that that’s not what someone does when they’re stabbed in the back and that he should know he’s seen what happens when somebody is stabbed in the back.

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @Darkness-ie2yl
      @Darkness-ie2yl ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They stared at each other once so they're kind of in love now 😂 Really had me thinking this is how romance worked as a kid.

  • @grambotennis1991
    @grambotennis1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    15.05 “a very athletic human torch” 😂😂😂😂😂 has to be one of the best lines by Ryan ever

    • @GiveSic
      @GiveSic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Psst. You used a period instead of a colon. Also I agree that line is great

    • @Mopsey
      @Mopsey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My favourite is "killing Sean Bean is tight!"

    • @darthgigachadious8996
      @darthgigachadious8996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      15:05

  • @LakkThereof
    @LakkThereof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4800

    Can't wait for the extended version of this pitch meeting

    • @gwvaio
      @gwvaio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Underrated comment

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      And in 4k!!!

    • @Tiago-
      @Tiago- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@nosuchthing8 48p

    • @cruelandunusualfish
      @cruelandunusualfish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Aw man, extended versions of things are tight!

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@cruelandunusualfish yes, but plot holes are even more tight!

  • @carloporter1373
    @carloporter1373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I love how Ryan constantly makes fun of himself in these things. He does it super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @silhouettefades
      @silhouettefades 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Making fun of oneself is tight

  • @cfg908
    @cfg908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1835

    Lmao “breakdance against his will” lol

    • @nikolaos9652
      @nikolaos9652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Very rude!

    • @Caercutta30
      @Caercutta30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I was legit worried about Sir McClellan.

    • @cliffordwilliams473
      @cliffordwilliams473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      oh very rude

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Caercutta30 Surviving this must be what earned him his knighthood

    • @lazygamertv
      @lazygamertv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The Disrespect poor Gandalf breakdancing against his will it's disgusting 😭

  • @chrisrobertssr8133
    @chrisrobertssr8133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1086

    "He's gonna eat food in such a way its gonna make the Cherry Tomato industry have a rough couple of quarters." LMBO!! Real Tears!!

    • @nickgreen4731
      @nickgreen4731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      So true. To this day I push cherry tomatoes round my plate.

    • @nancyebada9549
      @nancyebada9549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn’t get that🥲

    • @matthewbreytenbach4483
      @matthewbreytenbach4483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@nancyebada9549
      Denethor eats a cherry tomato in a violent and callous manner, it's one of the great memes of the trilogy.

    • @rePAULsion
      @rePAULsion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wait, did you use LMBO for Laugh My Butt Off?

    • @itnotmeitu3896
      @itnotmeitu3896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Laughing my balls off?

  • @elearningcreative
    @elearningcreative 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Ryan is so happy about that “killing Sean Bean is tight” line 😂 I’ve been binge watching pitch meetings for over a year now, anybody else have that? 🤣

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeahyeahyeah

    • @kendallhudak
      @kendallhudak 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @AliMakaveli
    @AliMakaveli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5049

    *Ryan is the only reason ScreenRant has any subscribers*

    • @shenglong9818
      @shenglong9818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Yes sir it is.

    • @soulbrotha6969
      @soulbrotha6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      Wow wow wow....... Wow

    • @Dalewt75
      @Dalewt75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +523

      The best thing about that is you don't even need to subscribe because finding these videos is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @Datboy1991
      @Datboy1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Only reason I’m still subbed lol

    • @JB-ym4up
      @JB-ym4up 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Carrying screen rant is super easy barely an inconvenience.

  • @kata1261
    @kata1261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    "-if Enya's music was a person?" I've never heard such an accurate description of Arwen ever by anyone.

    • @narmale
      @narmale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ikr?! xD

    • @tenkenroo
      @tenkenroo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or liv Tyler in general

    • @LittleLofiStories
      @LittleLofiStories 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I came to the comment section to like this comment.

    • @stevendenton8994
      @stevendenton8994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yea that was really funny...He should be in SNL if they were trying to be funny again

    • @Narrative_Protocol
      @Narrative_Protocol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's also hilarious that Enya did some of the soundtrack.

  • @cdmcrst1292
    @cdmcrst1292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    LMAO, I love the ending bit about "Return of the King." The whole theatre went through that "is...is it done?" cycle it was hilarious.

  • @randomknowledgeperson2872
    @randomknowledgeperson2872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    I just love the idea of that guy at the beginning who didn’t throw the ring in and the elf awkwardly walking back down that huge mountain with the elf being like
    “Are you really not gonna do it?”
    “Nope”
    “Are you sure?”
    “Nope, it’s mine now.”
    “Come on man just do it”
    “Don’t make me zap you!”
    “ *sighs* “

    • @URMyNewTV
      @URMyNewTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That entire walk belongs in the extended cut!

    • @inarencommander4663
      @inarencommander4663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I love that people laugh about things like that in LotR but then crucify The Hobbit for the smallest things they dislike. (Oh wait I actually don't love that.)

    • @chrisperrien7055
      @chrisperrien7055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      To be totally totally nerdy with canon. That elf, Elrond , had one of the 3 elven rings of power. He could do nothing against that "guy"- Isildur, who had got the One Ring from Sauron . or he would have been corrupted by the power of the One Ring.
      Galadriel, female elf Queen , also had one of the elven rings, and she showed Frodo what would happen to an elf ring holder if they came under the power of the One Ring in the first LotR movie.
      Addenda- Also note how Gandaulf , who had the other Eleven ring of Power, dared not touch the One Ring, as it almost corrupted him , just by him seeing it and him reaching for it on the floor when it was in no-one's possession in Bag-End. He was reduced to a babbling fool until the next morning when Frodo picked it up off the floor though I forget how much of that scene is canon to the book. The elven rings were highly attuned to the One.

    • @randomknowledgeperson2872
      @randomknowledgeperson2872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chrisperrien7055. Yah, but the one ring only takes from what power you have inside you and although he was a pretty good fighter he didn’t have a lot of mystical power while Giladrial does. Wouldn’t he just turn invisible? Idk a lot about this stuff so correct because if I’m wrong

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like america and trump

  • @georgestafford7843
    @georgestafford7843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    Oooo, watching pitch meetings that I’ve watched already but this time in a compilation is tight!

  • @Immashift
    @Immashift 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    When you've watched extended cut so many times you forget Saruman dying isn't in the theatrical release. Yikes.
    "A very athletic human torch"
    "If Enya's music was a person"
    These two got me good.

  • @mariongm1275
    @mariongm1275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    the "alright then, keep your secrets" is sending me

  • @ibtgb2
    @ibtgb2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    “Producer guy, yeah... that’s what they used to call me.” 😂😂😂

  • @ipraytovodka
    @ipraytovodka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "he forces gandalf to breakdance against his will" is polly my favorite line of the pitches

  • @johnhodgdon2434
    @johnhodgdon2434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1394

    "So this guy's just talking to himself"
    "Yeah this guy is nuts"
    "This guy has frickin problems"
    Lol

    • @ScienceDiscoverer
      @ScienceDiscoverer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That was most funny joke in the context of his content!

    • @chrisonthecuttingedge5202
      @chrisonthecuttingedge5202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Meta humor is tight.

    • @amirhm6459
      @amirhm6459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      just realize the joke after read this comment lol

    • @renee_is_pink
      @renee_is_pink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      wow wow wow wow

    • @detaaditya6237
      @detaaditya6237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love how meta this joke is lol

  • @sixmonkeys4796
    @sixmonkeys4796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    This dude carries this channel super hard. And he makes it seem super easy, barely an inconvenience!
    Anyone who disagrees needs to get all the way off my back about it.

    • @markcoughlan6863
      @markcoughlan6863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah yeah yeah :D

    • @lupine.flowers
      @lupine.flowers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Getting off Six Monekys’s back about it is tight 😃😃

    • @scottmcglade7131
      @scottmcglade7131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This would be the part where i'd ask "why should i get off your back about it" to which you reply "because" and i respond "ok then"

    • @tomatoacrab8555
      @tomatoacrab8555 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lupine.flowers I was gonna say that

  • @aaronwalcott513
    @aaronwalcott513 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    "Possibly Sarah Palin." 🤣 The rhyme we didn't know we needed, but that we surely deserved.

  • @sabyasachibehera44
    @sabyasachibehera44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +764

    "He is just talking to himself and replying as if he was 2 different people"
    "Yeah he's freaking nuts"
    "Oh this guy's got problems"
    *embarrassing laughter*

    • @uVueD2b
      @uVueD2b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I LOST IT 🤣🤣🤣..the self awareness is killing me..

    • @arkamukhopadhyay9111
      @arkamukhopadhyay9111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Self referential meta jokes are TIGHT.

    • @veteranhenrymworia
      @veteranhenrymworia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Multiverse of Madness. A Pitch Meeting Self Awareness Campaign. And two differently cloaked men who look alike, walk into a bar.... 😂😂😂😂

  • @cornedbeeftrash6592
    @cornedbeeftrash6592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    Yeah Arwen, you know the one who's like if Enya's music was a person?

    • @undefinedgrt5631
      @undefinedgrt5631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      "We're gonna meet this bad guy Sauron, and he's just super evil"
      "What's his thing, character-wise?"
      "He's just super evil"
      "I love it"
      Laughing hysterically already

    • @himadrisharma9935
      @himadrisharma9935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Most accurate description ever

    • @giannamattina5314
      @giannamattina5314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hey Arwen is amazing.

    • @franklyfrancis3462
      @franklyfrancis3462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@giannamattina5314 So is Enya, my friend.

    • @dredgefall
      @dredgefall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Which is ironic because it's actually Aerosmith's music as a person.

  • @Jimzinho
    @Jimzinho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Me: "Why are you watching a 36 minute long compilation of someone talking to himself about a movie that was released 20 years ago?"
    "I don't know"
    "Fair enough"

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Because….funny!
      -oh, that works!

    • @Trollificusv2
      @Trollificusv2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "Because watching a 36 minute long compilation of someone talking to himself about a movie that was released 20 years ago is _tight_ !!

    • @ked49
      @ked49 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Because it was very easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @sivansharma5027
      @sivansharma5027 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ked49oh really?

  • @DezMarivette
    @DezMarivette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    "It's gonna look like he's going to prom" is the best description of Mithril that I've ever heard!

  • @elliottdaniels6872
    @elliottdaniels6872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2413

    “Well technically it’s an elven cloak”
    “So what’s that made of”
    “Plot armour”
    LMFAOOOO

    • @justameremortal2457
      @justameremortal2457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I was reading this as Ryan was saying it, I don't know if I should be proud or terrified.

    • @Ilkanar
      @Ilkanar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@justameremortal2457 Simulation is treating you well

    • @Mecharnie_Dobbs
      @Mecharnie_Dobbs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "So, it's nearly lunchtime?"
      "What?"
      "You said it was eleven o'clock."
      "No, I said it was an elven cloak"
      "Oh, that makes sense."

    • @BeepSmile
      @BeepSmile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My brain predicted the answer in your post to be "elves".
      The most concerning part is me typing "I should probably get some sleep" would be a lie. I'm actually pretty refreshed :/

    • @yumiendercat3685
      @yumiendercat3685 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justameremortal2457 Same O_O

  • @FiliusFidelis
    @FiliusFidelis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    These pitchmeetings are a surprisingly good substitute to actually watching the movies... and the re-watch value is really very good indeed.

  • @4olufade
    @4olufade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    "Where does he fall?
    "Into the sequel "

    • @mirror9510
      @mirror9510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cuz why not?

  • @ibtgb2
    @ibtgb2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    “Wait can he predict the future?”
    No... a wizard arrives precisely when he means too.

  • @celiadevault1066
    @celiadevault1066 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I laughed so much.The "eating of cherry tomato set back the industry a rough couple of quarters"

    • @thinkforyourself2109
      @thinkforyourself2109 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That scene gave me misophonia.

    • @KristianRobertsen
      @KristianRobertsen 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Such a cathartic moment, I didn't realise other people are also super disgusted by that scene. It's a perfect scene in how it portrays Denethor.

    • @SimplySamAster
      @SimplySamAster 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I looked for so long for this comment 😅

  • @Taylscoffee
    @Taylscoffee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    “Okay so the trees were treated poorly and now they want revenge?”
    “That’s perfect I love it”
    “Oh that’s just M. Knight” 7:05
    BRO THE HAPPENING LMAO what a reference

    • @giannamattina5314
      @giannamattina5314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bruh this comment just came up right as this part of the video happened.

    • @juliannah5721
      @juliannah5721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I feel like he sneaks a ton of missed references, etc, like that in these that are missed by many.

    • @cheatcode436
      @cheatcode436 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      M. Night*

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's the reference

    • @rodrigocantarino4035
      @rodrigocantarino4035 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's that refference about?

  • @brianking2365
    @brianking2365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The part where he's talking about the multiple different endings to return of the king is some of the funniest pitch meeting content of all time

  • @daveroche6522
    @daveroche6522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    4:30 "Where's he gonna fall?",
    "Into the sequel"
    "Ok great..".
    Genius! Thanks again Ryan; we owe you bigtime, Bro.

  • @jimmyherman8820
    @jimmyherman8820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2272

    "Well technically it's an elven cloak."
    "Oh what's that made of?"
    "Plot armor."
    I'm dead 🤣

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Should’ve been wearing the cloak

    • @Hifalifa
      @Hifalifa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SorowFame . Ļ 0

    • @NeerajGoyalBalianwali
      @NeerajGoyalBalianwali 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      mm
      Mm
      Mmmm
      Mmmmmmmmmmmlll
      Sk

    • @jameswhittingham8027
      @jameswhittingham8027 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s a plot orc.

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Frey74. such as undestructium and.

  • @sabalghoo
    @sabalghoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I watched these a bunch of times and "Got him on a technicality" Always gets me!

  • @THATSxBLASPHEMY
    @THATSxBLASPHEMY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    “Can’t help but notice you’re still talking.” 😂 second favorite line of all time behind, “What are we doing here man?”

    • @jerryakatony5724
      @jerryakatony5724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What’s the 2nd line from again?

    • @coren216
      @coren216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The pitch meeting for the last twilight movie.

    • @jerryakatony5724
      @jerryakatony5724 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@coren216 Ok thanks

    • @18bluecat
      @18bluecat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@coren216 All his disappointed lines from there were great.

    • @petrowegynyolc7108
      @petrowegynyolc7108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Fade to white?
      Fade to white.
      *suspenseful silence increases

  • @devin_so_devious
    @devin_so_devious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The producers excitement, shock and surprise every time he says "that's from the other thing" or "that's the name of the movie" is my favorite thing lol

  • @SevenPr1me
    @SevenPr1me 3 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    Im a fan of LOTR and i love this guy. This just proves no matter how good something is you can always parody it

    • @SevenPr1me
      @SevenPr1me 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Mine Duck I read the books in highschool lol

    • @himynameis3664
      @himynameis3664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Mine Duck All three books are TOIGHT!!

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @Mine Duck I like how you assumed he hasn't

    • @Sipu97
      @Sipu97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Mine Duck Lol stop. As if most people who are big fans haven't. And that's an opinion, too, some people prefer the movies, some the books. Some prefer some scenes from the books while some scenes from the movies. It doesn't always have to be this "ugh you like movies, the books are WAY BETTER". Let people enjoy the movies.

    • @michaeldubin4626
      @michaeldubin4626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Sipu97 But the real question for big fans is "How many times have you read the Silmarillion?"

  • @EvanKeane-vw5jj
    @EvanKeane-vw5jj ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "And what's that made of" , "Plot armor" killed me

  • @thegrayyernaut
    @thegrayyernaut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    "And, so, Aragorn be like 'You have my sword.' And this elf Legolas, he's like 'You have my bow.'"
    "Why is everyone accusing him of theft all of a sudden?"
    .
    This is genius xD

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      AND MY AX!!11!

    • @danbasford7456
      @danbasford7456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@KasumiRINA Someone took your axe? Well....that just isn't right. Sounds like someone needs to be put in a room. 🤨

    • @secondchance6603
      @secondchance6603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Let us draw swords "

  • @pitviper2
    @pitviper2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Watching this compilation again is super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @edwardbrandsema1879
    @edwardbrandsema1879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Alright then. Keep your secrets"
    What a tiny but massive line! Hahaha it shows you really do your research and put in the time and effort!

  • @lukajuric4701
    @lukajuric4701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I love when hi says "I dont know" and "wowwowwow"

    • @cendrieeR
      @cendrieeR 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn't that "wellwellwell"?

    • @kittyunderwood8918
      @kittyunderwood8918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cendrieeR no

    • @omayrasdemesne
      @omayrasdemesne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love when he goes... "He was in the"movie title" movie!"

  • @coolusernameftw7055
    @coolusernameftw7055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    "Killing Sean Bean is tight!!" is so believable as a thing modern day directors saying in the last couple of decades lol
    It's like a badge of honor or something 😂😂

  • @conflicc5505
    @conflicc5505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    forces him to breakdance against his will and that clip together really caught me off guard😂🤣🤣😂😂

  • @TheArchangel911
    @TheArchangel911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2203

    “Killing Sean Bean is Tight”

    • @keylacmckemp1309
      @keylacmckemp1309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Fair enough

    • @annaaquitaine4225
      @annaaquitaine4225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I read an interview where he complained, saying his presence in the movie is a spoiler

    • @Doomted90
      @Doomted90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah yeah yeah!

    • @petercofrancesco9812
      @petercofrancesco9812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Getting killed is Sean Bean thing

    • @Pscyon
      @Pscyon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Killing him is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @kennethrodrigue1324
    @kennethrodrigue1324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I can't get enough of this. It's so good every single time. I think I may have dragon sickness because of how much pure gold Ryan has given us - I can't stop needing more! Lol.

  • @cwakgaming1852
    @cwakgaming1852 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    "That will make the cherry tomato industry have a rough couple of years." Sooooo funny. This whole thing is excellent. Orcs have had cockney accents since the 70s or 80s though when games workshop based them on English football hooligans. Still not a great explanation though lol

    • @khyronkravshera7774
      @khyronkravshera7774 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tolkien was English and LOTR was written as a replacement for the lost lore of pre-Roman England. So the Orcs having what's perceived as low class British accents make sense.

    • @NostraFnDamus
      @NostraFnDamus ปีที่แล้ว +4

      From what I remember, there's a scene in the book where Sam and Frodo overhear a couple of Orcs talking, and it was written in phonetic Cockney.

    • @brentc2411
      @brentc2411 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As someone who hates tomatoes, that scene actually made me want to give them another chance. It also really made me want one of those supermarket rotisserie chickens.

    • @sidhackney8831
      @sidhackney8831 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@khyronkravshera7774 Specifically the lower class accents of northern factory/mining towns as opposed to the farmer's accents the hobbits have

    • @khyronkravshera7774
      @khyronkravshera7774 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sidhackney8831 Agreed.

  • @zhaofei6605
    @zhaofei6605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "the river of questionable physics"

  • @classicwinger6
    @classicwinger6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Phrases like “A very athletic human torch” make watching these super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @SpiritScienceOfficial
    @SpiritScienceOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    I really hope peter jackson has seen these

    • @rickardroach9075
      @rickardroach9075 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I wish he saw these before he made his.

    • @drblock21
      @drblock21 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You know that Peter wasn't the original creator of lotr?

    • @KarazolaX
      @KarazolaX ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@drblock21 No but the script of the movie changes some stuff, adds a lot of conflict between characters that doesn't make a whole lot of sense. The scene with Isildur and Elrond never happens in the book, because nobody actually thinks much about the ring. Faramir never cares about the ring, he lets Frodo go and Gollum betrays them of his own accord. In the books, the Ents actually vote to go to war, instead of voting no, before seeing the trees all cut down. Not that all of these are bad changes, making Smeagol a more tragic character was really great, but there is a decent amount of original writing in the movies that Tolkien didn't have a hand in.

    • @Dutchy4564
      @Dutchy4564 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@drblock21yes and do you know Tolkien and all of his male children are dead

    • @digitalnomad9985
      @digitalnomad9985 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@KarazolaX Actually, Smeagol's aborted redemption arc is in the book pretty much as portrayed.

  • @Kasia_Luna
    @Kasia_Luna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Oh my god, this video is exactly what I needed. And lol, Arwen = if Enya's music was a person, that's so accurate.

    • @DustinBarlow8P
      @DustinBarlow8P 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "You wanna search my pants?"...... So are we a couple now?
      lol 25:36

  • @perianudan-claudiu2495
    @perianudan-claudiu2495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Wait, I just watched them all today and last week as well. Now they are put in a compilation?
    Cool, I have to watch again.

    • @blakeallen1057
      @blakeallen1057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      you missed the opportunity at the end to say *wow wow wow*

  • @CitiesTurnedToDust
    @CitiesTurnedToDust ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I've been re-reading the Lord of the Rings trilogy since the early 1970s, and watched al lthe movies 4 or 5 times...and it wasn't until I watched this compilation that I suddenly saw the giant plot hole Ryan pointed out about the why the mithril shirt didn't help Frodo when Shelob stabbed him with her stinger.

    • @retsaMinnavoiG
      @retsaMinnavoiG ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Was in the neck in the books I believe.

    • @TNRaven89
      @TNRaven89 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here 🤦‍♂️

    • @alexs4392
      @alexs4392 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You are correct ​@@retsaMinnavoiG

    • @user-wi9hv2pb2q
      @user-wi9hv2pb2q 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Stung in the neck.
      The Tolkien plot holes occur because the Hobbit and the first few chapter of the LOtR occurred before he fully wrote out his world history.
      99% of the humor here came from all the logical issues, disgusting rewrites, and awful direction of Peter Jackson.

  • @RepublicofLogan
    @RepublicofLogan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    Me:Why am I watching this, I've seen all of these individually multiple tikes.
    Also Me:Becasue

    • @jorogan4ev
      @jorogan4ev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That works.

    • @ImperialWarrior6490
      @ImperialWarrior6490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Fair enough`

    • @utkarsh5138
      @utkarsh5138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Well ok then.

    • @Kattywagon29
      @Kattywagon29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me: Why am I watching this? I already saw all three movies (I think) and never had any inclination to watch The Hobbit.
      Also Me: Wait, they turned the Hobbit into 3 movies??

    • @utkarsh5138
      @utkarsh5138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Kattywagon29 wow wow wow

  • @mirimarina6387
    @mirimarina6387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    The pause when it looks like the trilogy is finally over is hilarious😂

  • @brothercharlesjohnson
    @brothercharlesjohnson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    LOVE how you broke the fourth wall talking about Gollum talking to himself as two different people… and you talk to yourself on these videos in a similar way! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mrbejam
    @mrbejam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    “Alright then keep your secrets” got me 😆

  • @andymiller7390
    @andymiller7390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    "He's going to take a fall."
    "Where's he going to fall?"
    "Straight into the sequel."

  • @kingofwrestling9758
    @kingofwrestling9758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This guy is a true gem. I can’t get enough of these videos.

  • @Aka-fs3zs
    @Aka-fs3zs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Someone: are you seriously gonna watch a 36 minutes long movie pitch video?
    Me: I'm gonna need you to get alllll the way off my back about this
    Someone: okay let me get all the way off of that thing

    • @JMCGP4
      @JMCGP4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pretending to have someone to tell you that is tight!

    • @KellTainerMARB
      @KellTainerMARB 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow, wow wow wow wow, wow

  • @thiagoalvescosta5
    @thiagoalvescosta5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I strongly believe that the unibrow guy is somebody's relative, I mean like the studio president cousin or son, because in my mind there is no other way to him has so much screen time like he have

  • @clifflodriguss122
    @clifflodriguss122 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “He’s a plot orc” has to be a top 5 Pitch meeting line 😂

    • @digitalnomad9985
      @digitalnomad9985 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That's a joke even without the pun, which I didn't get until just now.

  • @freestylz5938
    @freestylz5938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    RIVER OF QUESTIONABLE PHYSICS!!..
    Ryan never gets old ngll

  • @mattgee4867
    @mattgee4867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    All of this is just absolute gold. You should get some sort of comedy prize for this.

  • @justthinkingoutloud2538
    @justthinkingoutloud2538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Thanks for acknowledging when a nonsensical moment isn’t from the books! It’s appreciated!

  • @Kitty-JuneOhSixJanTwentyFour
    @Kitty-JuneOhSixJanTwentyFour 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The gollum speaking to himself part was golden :D
    I also loved "Oh a very strangely motivated lizard" 😂

  • @pamelap3343
    @pamelap3343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    If Enya's music was a person. Why is this so accurate?

  • @ngfshgsfhsgh
    @ngfshgsfhsgh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I always love how positive and mostly supportive the two Guys are :)

  • @chrismitchell7494
    @chrismitchell7494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    "This is the hour we draw swords together"
    "Oh a little art project"
    I think this is the first triple entendre I've come across. The way you said it made me think kinky, your response to it was the most childish interpretation of it. I Love it. You are god.

  • @mjn0052
    @mjn0052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Me: Am I really gonna watch this 30 min video?
    Also me: OF COURSE I AM

    • @wilhelmtheconquerer6214
      @wilhelmtheconquerer6214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Was it tedious to watch the whole thing?
      "Nope, it was super easy. Barely an inconvenience"

    • @shaunharley1532
      @shaunharley1532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ah, watching 30 minutes of pitch meetings is tight

    • @kabouterwesley83
      @kabouterwesley83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "But haven't you seen all of these 6 pitch meetings individualy?"
      "I need you to get all off my back about that, sir."

    • @agusburhanudin4568
      @agusburhanudin4568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well then okayyy

    • @Rex-wb5hc
      @Rex-wb5hc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here

  • @naberius1665
    @naberius1665 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love the board of tourism guy XD

  • @F1rstWorldNomaD
    @F1rstWorldNomaD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "If Enyas music was a person"
    I know that's a joke but how God damn accurate was that description? 🤣

  • @eshwarakash384
    @eshwarakash384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "What's that made of?"
    "Plot armor"

  • @mantovannni
    @mantovannni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Just so brilliant. Every single pitch meeting is tight!

  • @arnsteinstiles7855
    @arnsteinstiles7855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I’m glad you actually acknowledged that there are reasons the ring wasn’t flowing to Mordor

  • @MastaChafa
    @MastaChafa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    "He's talking to himself"
    "This guy has problems!"
    -Ryan, to himself xD

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Huh? Ryan and George are two separate people. One of them plays Screenwriter Guy and the other plays Producer Guy. I mean, one of them even wears glasses!

  • @callmebigpapa
    @callmebigpapa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The epic pause at approx 17:00 was amazing!!!!!

  • @ethanhorn6093
    @ethanhorn6093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "If Enya's music was a person."
    Perfection.

  • @Bens1904
    @Bens1904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “Even the trees are walking in this thing” 😂😂 he definitely got that from clerks 2