165 - Please Come Kill Us

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  • @amandac7270
    @amandac7270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    Literally binging all your shows because I just discovered you and I’m obsessed

  • @patflanagan2458
    @patflanagan2458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Tim- Do you know what streamlining is?
    Ray- Somebody said my shoes smelled once, but I'm not sure what streamlining is

  • @prometheus3864
    @prometheus3864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    God I wish Ray was on every podcast. He brings out the best in Tim

    • @ducksinarowpatience
      @ducksinarowpatience 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Agreed

    • @Giovanni-nj1xo
      @Giovanni-nj1xo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Great idea, but I think Tim by himself reigns supreme. However a second show Co-Hosted by Ray would be outstanding.

    • @opticalcanine
      @opticalcanine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I agree 100%, I hope kumpf blows up, his podcast with his gf is underappreciated

    • @FookU2b
      @FookU2b 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tim chose the FBI(and their bribes). Ray still doesnt give a fuck. Thats the difference

    • @nicolasjosephs9910
      @nicolasjosephs9910 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ducksinarowpatience u yguthhh huh. Y y y hoof I CC u Uuuvc cccff cut

  • @JohnHamilton-t1s
    @JohnHamilton-t1s 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Mr. Timmy Debauchery,
    I am a 42 year old, Army vet, and also an addict in recovery. I just picked up 1 yr in the beginning of July. You are the final protective line of fire to sanity for me. Please don't stop what you doing.

    • @cr-nd8qh
      @cr-nd8qh 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hell yeah man. This guy is hilarious I'm a Navy vet who finally quit drinking.

  • @kaliftedup
    @kaliftedup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    I enjoy the Ray impersonations alot lol.

  • @luketanttari9001
    @luketanttari9001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Is anyone else here because they watched everything newer and can't wait until next week's episode.

    • @kui_maina
      @kui_maina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My dumb ass😂😂😂😂😂

    • @PudgTV
      @PudgTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you aren’t subscribed to the Patreon, do it. It’s worth every penny.

    • @adamgardener8624
      @adamgardener8624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@PudgTV Tim ? Is that you ?

    • @travissoff9521
      @travissoff9521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ya, no episode this week. Can you believe that pig suggested we join his patron.

    • @systemicsystems703
      @systemicsystems703 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Muh-free shit! I B's all about dat der.

  • @hotlava7725
    @hotlava7725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Legitimately, the best podcast episode I've listen to. Wow.

  • @three0five286
    @three0five286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Any Tim and Ray conversation is surely something special

  • @melvinbutters2865
    @melvinbutters2865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    You guys really sold me on better help,lol. Laughed so hard

  • @shannongreene1796
    @shannongreene1796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Each of these ive listened to at least five times. I catch something new each time. Tim asked if Ray was reliving his glory days running around the morgue. I then died.

  • @sincereflowers3218
    @sincereflowers3218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Ray have you ever heard of Streamlining?"
    "No, someone said my shoes smelled once"

  • @NosurfOfficial
    @NosurfOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Raymond Kump is a national treasure.

  • @TSC0000
    @TSC0000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Ray has the perfect voice to be the doofus husband in a Caitlyn jenner sitcom

  • @anthonyanzini4201
    @anthonyanzini4201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Tim Dillon is the hero we never knew we didn’t have. I’ve been listening to everything I can these last two months. Here’s what I’ve figured out. He’s gay and probably the best thing America has going on.

  • @RamiroEloy1997
    @RamiroEloy1997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    1:08:08 one the best ad reads ever. BetterHelp

  • @GodsNode
    @GodsNode 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The wedding photographer stories lmaooo

  • @Dudecrush
    @Dudecrush 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    idk about y’all but this has to be in my top 5 favorite Tim shows. God bless Joe Rogan for introducing me to this guy

    • @Dudecrush
      @Dudecrush 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I could listen to this every day I think

  • @optodanger
    @optodanger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Raymond should always be on this show

  • @Robin-uu6eg
    @Robin-uu6eg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Ray and Tim are the best duo

  • @CornyBum
    @CornyBum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    On this episode, the BetterHelp ad read got so hilariously outrageous, it became an anti-ad.

    • @phnix6242
      @phnix6242 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Poopedy kakk bloopedy blapp

    • @spyh4rd
      @spyh4rd 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      time stamp?

  • @johnv3623
    @johnv3623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    One of the best episodes - and that is saying something! Ray Kump photography had me wheezing with laughter.

  • @kimbonice
    @kimbonice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Imagine a couple of bloods hopping out of a car followed by Ray Kump 😂🤣😂

  • @MigitAs
    @MigitAs ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Literally any episode with Ray is gold

    • @samir6047
      @samir6047 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Agreed 💯

  • @traviswoods7849
    @traviswoods7849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The Tim Dillon Show is the only form of entertainment the world has ever known.

  • @basednative271
    @basednative271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    this was sort of the golden age for Tim

    • @trentjung8035
      @trentjung8035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Couldn’t agree more. He reached his prime during these days. He’s still great but these were his peak episodes

  • @jayare6975
    @jayare6975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Amazing episode! So high quality. I knew Ray was lowkey smart...1280 is a solid SAT score for someone who didn't prepare and probably didn't care much.

  • @greenguerilla1213
    @greenguerilla1213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    @10:03 "Uh oh. My twink is calling."

  • @carmenk4018
    @carmenk4018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "please come kill us" was aired in September 2019... right before the covid outbreak so... thanks a lot, Tim.

    • @ADPax10
      @ADPax10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I still say it was that Aztec Death Whistle they blew on Rogan like just a couple months before it all started

  • @lordgodmajanomikoto7169
    @lordgodmajanomikoto7169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    1:08:45 best ad read ever

  • @UniMatrix_1
    @UniMatrix_1 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "We're geniuses Ray in a society that doesn't care" 😂

  • @sealevelbear
    @sealevelbear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “I had a fat lawyer once........”
    -R. Kump, 2019
    Guys, this episode is even better than the bonus episode with Ray!

  • @harshman121092
    @harshman121092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “I want my mass shooters to be aesthetically pleasing to the eye.” -Ray Kump

  • @cornflakes421
    @cornflakes421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the ad below the video is Hillshire Farms oven-roasted turkey.. just seems so appropriate…

  • @goyingus
    @goyingus ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ray shines with Tim. They should have a 1 a month topical podcast together with Ray’s stories of his professional life

  • @devinstewart2973
    @devinstewart2973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is probably in the top 3 episodes of all time

  • @empowermph
    @empowermph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    im spoiled by the sundeck, i need video..his facial expressions as he says it..i need Tim..no homo

  • @Sprite_525
    @Sprite_525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Please make a compilation of Tim’s Ray impressions. It would go viral

  • @DanielCC
    @DanielCC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I took some time off from my fake business to listen to Tim Dillon, so worth it.

  • @bloodbathmcgrath2717
    @bloodbathmcgrath2717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This episode had me laughing so hard I almost crashed. 🤣 couldn't open my eyes

    • @BlazRa
      @BlazRa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's really weird I've never closed my eyes when laughing
      I think you might have a problem you better call betterhelp
      be sure to unzip your pants

  • @cointelpromusic6375
    @cointelpromusic6375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    39:20 gary fong photography sales pitch is hilarious

  • @ChilsonTV
    @ChilsonTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    25:54 "you know they ask me what I do for a living and I'm like what does your fucking dad do? who the fuck is he? you think you're better than me?" oh my god I can't stop laughing

  • @MrBrukmann
    @MrBrukmann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This episode is fantastic.

  • @alexanderelkorek
    @alexanderelkorek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love all the sales calls. More of that.

  • @beelow84
    @beelow84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Just seen this guy live in Cincy. Fucking diamond. Only just found him on theos podcast. Youre gonna blow up bro, one of the few actual funny comics today. keep it up.

  • @clutchcarabelli8054
    @clutchcarabelli8054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Me in the middle of my 16,789'th workout. Tim: "come on let's be honest isn't exercise for stupid people" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @clutchcarabelli8054
      @clutchcarabelli8054 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LWLProductions I've know highly intelligent fat people but their Achilles heel is usually discipline which ideally would only effect their health but all too often effects their personal and professional lives also...intellect is only as useful as its applied actions

    • @BlazRa
      @BlazRa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The body is a connected system to be healthy is good for you now it is true that there are people that are naturally gifted with easy to maintain muscular bodies and low IQ but they don't have the low IQ because they have the muscles

    • @robertstern6274
      @robertstern6274 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Put me in a spider body

  • @jakw97
    @jakw97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Tim filling in the application for better help was legendary

  • @mr.hostetter855
    @mr.hostetter855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    You two are great together, this is pretty dad-gummed good. I feel as if I've been Fonged.

  • @ramondimas1252
    @ramondimas1252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ray is always bringing out the best in Timmy I love when this dude is on here.

  • @ComedyJesus
    @ComedyJesus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Tim Dillon is the present and future of comedy.

  • @pjornthevikingpartypenguin8898
    @pjornthevikingpartypenguin8898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This might be my new favorite episode

  • @heelmoxley365
    @heelmoxley365 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Watching this after Tim played a Prison Guard in the worst movie ever made. Ray must be proud.

  • @BlazRa
    @BlazRa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is a certified BANGER

  • @Maizyspringer
    @Maizyspringer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    i never thought you could out do last weeks betterhelp ad. i was VERY wrong.

  • @madjack5497
    @madjack5497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    God how I've missed Ray Kump! You've been killing it lately Tim, keep up the great work!

  • @gazmain
    @gazmain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This episode has one of the best wix ads I've ever heard, lmao

  • @Puckanm
    @Puckanm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was Fantastic man... When that Blippidy bloppidy boo stuff started I lost it. :)

  • @Glue_Stick98
    @Glue_Stick98 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:37:27 little did Tim know, he would be in one of those movies 4 years later (Thanksgiving)

  • @ZKEEKZ
    @ZKEEKZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Dillon and Kump need to remake Planes, Trains and Automobiles!

    • @ldobbs2384
      @ldobbs2384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No. They don't. Nobody does. Funniest movie ever. Never say that again. You insensitive asshole.

  • @fillyourlifewithferenc5567
    @fillyourlifewithferenc5567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tim and Ray, with the technical skills of Ben..best podcasting team

  • @astonmikedelgado
    @astonmikedelgado 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tim is a breath of fresh

  • @opticalcanine
    @opticalcanine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm a Timmy fan and patreon sub. I know it will never happen but dillon and kumpf are the best episodes. So a duo podcast would be amazing... And Kumpfs podcast deserves more love

  • @TWill16
    @TWill16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Can't go wrong with these 2! Dudes are wild!

  • @aBT31
    @aBT31 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    19:55 very low percentage

  • @Cattlynt
    @Cattlynt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This Better Help ad 🤣🤣🤣

  • @frankrizzo7746
    @frankrizzo7746 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is one of my favorite shows.

  • @harryfeuerbach6472
    @harryfeuerbach6472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    To everyone who’s struggling with something out there, at least know that I am struggling too

    • @harryfeuerbach6472
      @harryfeuerbach6472 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, putting that out to the internet too. I will get help and come out better than i am now.

    • @harryfeuerbach6472
      @harryfeuerbach6472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Daniel McCoy doin better thanks!

    • @diogeneschicken2968
      @diogeneschicken2968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you , Harry .

    • @Kaapo73
      @Kaapo73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hope you are recovering and just remember, do not quit trying if the last try was not successful!
      Had to quit the opiates more than 10 times before finding my way of dealing with my stuff and I was almost 50 when I found peace in me. It's difficult to forgive ourselves, when talking about struggling with whatever it is.
      BR, Kari
      fake business owner
      Funland-Finland

    • @harryfeuerbach6472
      @harryfeuerbach6472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kaapo73 Doing much better, thank you! Stay strong everyone!

  • @garrettjohnson907
    @garrettjohnson907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That better help ad was one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Fake buisness becomes real buisness.

  • @thatcherwasson9208
    @thatcherwasson9208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Tim Dillon is the extreme I want South Park to take

    • @thatcherwasson9208
      @thatcherwasson9208 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@espasuperiorprivado9491 am I a swine for not knowing what a soro is

  • @jimbo2602
    @jimbo2602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ray was great on this one

  • @victorsaumel1256
    @victorsaumel1256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This Kump is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!! Dinamic duo

  • @ballzzd33p29
    @ballzzd33p29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    39:23 Gary Phong.

  • @steveh.7268
    @steveh.7268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    NOT THE ADS TIM. On another note, who actually thinks your audience includes small business owners.
    edit: I jumped the gun. HOW DID THE ADS GET BETTER.

    • @BurnoutBushido
      @BurnoutBushido 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shut up

    • @lordswaggity1213
      @lordswaggity1213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'll throw you into a pool of CBD while you're making a website using Wix eating blue chew.

  • @attiliasenni417
    @attiliasenni417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh my God, I am in love with Tim Dillon. I really am

  • @hellenschenfritzmachluip188
    @hellenschenfritzmachluip188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    tims laugh (hysterical) is fuckign contagious

  • @WillyOrca
    @WillyOrca 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:08:46 you're welcome

  • @Mrkevi123
    @Mrkevi123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ray impersonations are hilarious

  • @Koujujutsu
    @Koujujutsu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Exactly. I have no idea why I'm trying to become a better artist for only 6 turkeys to give it a glance. "Make something good for what?"

  • @ashleymooney
    @ashleymooney 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I got FONGED!! 39:20

  • @dentonvisual
    @dentonvisual 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There are few things more miserable on the planet than working a wedding. It’s the worst.

  • @fruitypeebils
    @fruitypeebils 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    21:17 suicide farm lol

  • @sealevelbear
    @sealevelbear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Definitely come to the South Ray. It is great here. Just think of the summer as a free sauna 👈

  • @TrevorScanlan
    @TrevorScanlan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kump is like Bert Kreischer if he watched the news. Ramble mumble ramble rumble bumble. He sounds like when someone talks when they are about to puke

  • @skreign
    @skreign 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    25:55 😂
    43:58 lmao

  • @jsp7218
    @jsp7218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I would join Tim's patreon if Ray was on every week

    • @sealevelbear
      @sealevelbear 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have a long way to go my friend.

    • @sealevelbear
      @sealevelbear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But seriously, there are bonus episodes there, including ones with Ray ;)

    • @blazedandconfused477
      @blazedandconfused477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think the old archive is on there from when he still did it with Ray isn't it?

    • @sealevelbear
      @sealevelbear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Blazed and Confused Yeah, the full Gas Digital podcast archives are there, plus one new bonus episode a week (think there has been four so far, of which one was with Ray).

    • @blazedandconfused477
      @blazedandconfused477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sealevelbear Sweet I might have to resub for that archive.

  • @JAHSSS
    @JAHSSS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bro this dude said idk wtf does your dad do🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @unownnnn
    @unownnnn ปีที่แล้ว

    After 3 years they finally pulled the ad 😂 All time classic ad read

  • @tekmentor
    @tekmentor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this is a gem such a funny episode!!!!

  • @s2735
    @s2735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    love the font choices. glad to hear Ray again

  • @lampovyurge
    @lampovyurge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Damn, this was amazing))

  • @BrooklynTalent
    @BrooklynTalent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    :58 “it’s got a nice brown feel to it”

  • @MrGrayan
    @MrGrayan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Best betterhelp ad lol

  • @jmgmedia45
    @jmgmedia45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    tim dillon x ray kump = genius

  • @John-xz9ur
    @John-xz9ur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I missed kump.

  • @victoriaholmes675
    @victoriaholmes675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    47:00 Tim gets it. danger of being hit on by strange guys...ur more on guard than anything. love u Tim 💕

  • @blackbottomgardens
    @blackbottomgardens ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This still slaps

  • @CorporalPoon
    @CorporalPoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favorite podcast

  • @AwfulLottaYea
    @AwfulLottaYea 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Tim wishing he could redo his life and live as a straight man with a wife and kids on a lake is amazing

    • @tai5370
      @tai5370 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don’t we all *sigh*

  • @trendylosercat
    @trendylosercat 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    this era (and tim dillion is going to hell) has some of the best episodes of any podcast ever. i miss it

  • @SkatePvP10
    @SkatePvP10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:02:49 I think I lay I lean, I dream

  • @lancegoodthrust546
    @lancegoodthrust546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dude, what's with not having this available on a podcast "listen to" format?? I love Tim Dillon but I depend on him for headphones for my shit warehouse job.