I'm a huge fan of Tim.... but 99% of his income is from Patreon and he can do that anywhere. He chooses to move back to Lala land why? Gay boys galore? Just be honest Tim
Ray is an integral part the funny dynamic between the two. He’s Dillons only intellectual equal while also making him laugh , and it made for awesome broadcasts when they were together at GAS digital radio. (Which you can find them all on Tim’s patreon) highly recommended
You can actually carbon date his exact age by finding what is stuck in his throat at the lowest point. I think there’s a mummified quiche near the opening of his stomach
true it is always a Marriot Hotel room with a well stocked mini-bar, although I don't know if Tim drinks. Business Insider is now a joke because they used to be great and now they got bought out and they are part of the Corporate Shill game!
I think Tim must've beat him & locked him in his basement - the basement in his Austin residence - funnily enough - ONLY two blocks away from The University Of Austin
His podcast episode titles generally use a format like that. He actually missed, or rejected, a good opportunity to use that on one where he talked about reading Mein Kompf on the subway.
My thoughts and prayers go out to the friends and family of Ben Avery. He was brutally murdered and consumed by Tim Dillon and Ray Kump, a couple of comedians who really needed a carb.
Raymond Kumpf is mastering his pranayama/fire breathe, albiet in his case he doesn't breath and asphyxiates in a continuous cycle. There's the Wimm Hof method, then there's the Raymond Kumpf method... Needless to say he tweaked the technique but it produces similar results.
It's not that you're without, it's that you're not within! The path of least resistance is the most pragmatic approach in my case, less I become a beast of burden... Now send me some cash like Buddha so I don't have to work too hard.
The part at the end when they talk about “the squish…” Holy shit I could not stop laughing. I actually feel emotionally and physically lighter after laughing that hard. thanks guys.
As a professor at the university of Austin, my subjects will be sent on a journey for truth about building 7. Just like Everest, some die along the way.
I need Tim to begin a Q&A advice podcast. I have issues that require his cutting perspective, and I’m convinced there is a large audience willing to pay hundreds per response. Surely he’s money-hungry enough for this to be a viable plan. Yes or yes?
That would make for a pretty funny video just show a compilation of like hippopotamuses and elephants and elephant seals and fat dogs set to Ray and Tim talking
-Two days late with our free stuff -announces monday is the new day... on tuesday -announces video episodes after months of frequent video episodes, on an audio episode But I don't care about all those things, I'm just giddy Tim and Ray are still alive.
☠️☠️☠️🔪🔪🔪Hey chill with the stalker energy white lady! He’s a gay anyway he won’t father your children. Never…I mean ever no matter how many sweet weird comments you make on his TH-cam page as if it were a DM he’s going to see. Next time you think about commenting keep in line with that Texas lifestyle and abort that idea.
@@mika274 Sorry Mom I didn’t mean to upset your company. I was just joshing her. You’re right idk who she is. The wildest part is idk who you are either. So I must assume you’re Mossad agents working in tandem to take down an American treasure and Ben. You almost had me there for a second guy. Once I realized you were working together I thought “Boy that’s quite sneaky of them. What type of people are that sneaky and conniving?” Obviously that quickly brought me to where are now. Please just don’t take Tim from us. Who will warn us of impending doom??? Could we possibly sacrifice Ben Shapiro, Russel Brand, and Jordan Peterson as tribute? Will that satisfy your curly headed overlords? Whatever your bosses are paying we’ll double it. That’s so many shekels. You could stay here in the USA and have Chinese food forever. Or whenever you want to go home just head to Sheik Jarrah and find yourself a nice Palestinian home to settle in.
You make me feel like a desperate, needy girlfriend waiting for you to show up on Saturday night. Then when you finally do show up I can't even be mad cause I'm just so freaking happy to see (hear) you.
"It's funny because it's true" and Tim is the funniest. This podcast leaves you with the feeling that you might get from staring into each face at the morgue. I never miss an episode!
Tim on the University of Austin: It's all the people who've been cancelled from institutions of higher learning. It's like Lex Friedman... Ray: *Ted Kaczynski* Goddamn savage...
Dude the fucking laugh at 9:15 when Tim pictures him and Ray rocking up with all the freshmen next year, when he realises Ray was about to apply them for real 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 9:03 for full effect hahaha
Go fund me link for Nick: gofund.me/ceca307e
Are you going to make a masterclass?
Cmon
I'm a huge fan of Tim.... but 99% of his income is from Patreon and he can do that anywhere. He chooses to move back to Lala land why? Gay boys galore? Just be honest Tim
Isn't having a business basically illegal in California?
Tim fella I'm more then happy to donate money for this good cause but only if you come donate your time to come mow my lawn.
The 2 day delay is just because Tim and Ray had to take the stairs to their hotel room
Ray dropped a tater tot down the stairwell
Chad Ray Kump vs Virgin George Mallory
if they were firefighters on 911, the casualties triple.
Fat shaming is unacceptable in the Brandon administration.
Taking the stairs involves walking, and walking is anti-fat activism.
Can’t wait to take Tim’s "9/11, a closer look" course at The University of Austin
🤣🤣🤣
Can’t wait to take Tim’s Fake Business course at The University of Austin
LFG!!
You get a real diploma for a fake business 💯
T.I.T.S
UoA is expensive. I’m taking my undergrad at Prager U and then going to UoA for my doctorate in basedology
@@futurereflections4097 a true man of culture I see 🧐
Tim is the best when his true muse Ray is around. When Tim laughs with Ray it's 100% legit and all is right with the world.
Tim legit cracking up is my favorite thing ever
I miss the old days when ray was on every show. I hope tim brings him back more frequently he’s a staple in the show
Two buds cracking up …
This one had me crying
Ray is still alive. Good for him
I’m glad the Delta didn’t get him before a heart attack lol
He has a legit really solid podcast. Kump cast.
Listen to his kumpcast. Or I'll kill myself on your front lawn
KumpCast
@@Ynotnow9900 good man.
I’m gonna buy the underwear Tim. Only because I love how the owner doesn’t mind you going so hard on him with the jokes 😂
I love it
THE LONGEST 9 DAYS EVER! Never been happier for a Monday to come
What u cooking?
@@johndenver7035 today pineapple shrimp bowls and tomorrow jerk chicken and rice and peas
@@NATASHA-tp7ww sounds good, got a recipe for the jerk chicken? Maybe my wife and I will try it tomorrow.
For THIS bullshit?
I thought only cis white men watched this show.
*Ray* : “Your hat sucks”
*Tim* : “it was a _gift_ !”
*Ray* : “it’s a _nice gift_ !”
Sounds like the kind of hat, that I would gift someone, I give terrible hats, not on purpose
@@Maximustard terrible hats are in fashion ironically pretty much always, so great gift.
I wonder if he's talking about the full send hat. Aren't those dude rich, why are they giving Timothy substandard Alabama gas station quality?
@@blobbylee9430 yeah it's definitely that green hat from nelk.
Ray yelling back at Tim is like Ben’s inner monologue come to life. “I’m TRYING to find it!!! Why would I follow Bari Weiss, what’s there to FOLLOW?!”
Rays got the physicality to compete
Ray is an integral part the funny dynamic between the two. He’s Dillons only intellectual equal while also making him laugh , and it made for awesome broadcasts when they were together at GAS digital radio. (Which you can find them all on Tim’s patreon) highly recommended
@@guccimane623 Devan Costa had some genuinely funny bits that he would have to spit out in the 1.5 seconds Tim would allow him.
Tim thinks he can just throw on glasses and we won’t recognize he’s the Facebook whistleblower.
Superman gets away with it to be Clark Kent, so....
Life in the big city.
oh!
Now I need a Tim Dillon skit of this.
Ray sounds like he has five cheeseburgers in his esophagus
🤣🤣That’s exactly how Ray always sounds.
You can actually carbon date his exact age by finding what is stuck in his throat at the lowest point. I think there’s a mummified quiche near the opening of his stomach
15 cheeseburger's in that meat locker np
thats because he actually has 6 in there...
Sure... sounds like...
The amount of times I have heard Tim say “we have a new studio being built” over the years is insane 😂😂
true it is always a Marriot Hotel room with a well stocked mini-bar, although I don't know if Tim drinks. Business Insider is now a joke because they used to be great and now they got bought out and they are part of the Corporate Shill game!
That is his fake ptoject
Ray’s not having a stroke, his mouth is just confused about why he’s using it to speak and not consume
Legendary comment
Ray sounds like he’s chewing on his words while he’s speaking them.
Mad funny. Very good description.
@ 33:17 he does this as I left the last comment 😂
I was listening to this on Spotify and came over to youtube within 15mins to read comments about Rays voice. this was perfect
Yes he’s so awesome 😂😂😂
Forever at the end of his breath
how dare ben not be there to fulfil his role as a built in laugh track
Lmfao bens laugh literally brings as much value as any joke tim has ever told 😂🤣
I miss Ben.
😭😭
I think Tim must've beat him & locked him in his basement - the basement in his Austin residence - funnily enough - ONLY two blocks away from The University Of Austin
Ben is by no means a Stavros Halkias.
Ray: “I was trying to reference Goebbels”
Tim: “Do that on your own please”
"On the show that gets 3,000 listens" lmao
@@customerguy8581 5 to 8
Ray’s stutters are pieces of Ben’s corpse getting caught in his teeth.
jesus christ dude
so edgy and funny wow
Acclimate people, learn what a joke is.
Ray just wanted to one up travis scott
Hahahah
I hope someday Ray writes an autobiography and titles it "mein Kump"
His podcast episode titles generally use a format like that. He actually missed, or rejected, a good opportunity to use that on one where he talked about reading Mein Kompf on the subway.
Ben's wife: "Give him this plastic bag of Legos. He'll think it's candy and choke."
My thoughts and prayers go out to the friends and family of Ben Avery. He was brutally murdered and consumed by Tim Dillon and Ray Kump, a couple of comedians who really needed a carb.
Ben's almost 100% lean protein.
@@varunramanathan8346 but hes a Sweetie
Squished at the Travis Scott concert
I wouldn't call Ray a comedian. It's insulting to real comics.
Ben was turned into a new MagicSpoon flavor.
I can't listen to these without being able to see Tim lying over that chair like a sea lion with glasses
I like to think that he’s naked on the top bunk
haha
"It didn't even dawn on me that there would be money exchanged"
😂🤣
Ray must've eaten Ben.
It’s nothing new, probably.
@M J are you that b itch from the hotel ?
Ah fuck
@Johan Liebert you obviously are a casual if you don’t get the joke. I’m praying you become a regular.
At first I was disappointed by the audio only pod, but it's not really a bid deal; Ray's voice illustrates his girth perfectly
Yes
Ray sounds like a kitchen aid mixer churning yogurt
this made my day
So you make alot of yogurt?
"I want 6 months to get in shape, then we can fight the government"
Lol
Ray saying he's "the biggest candidate of regret" might be the most brutal self roast of all time lmao fucking died when I heard that
That was insane
Glad he has a friend like Tim ❤️
Ray kump just described the path I'm on in life; grandiose ideas without the pragmatic attitude needed to realise those goals.
Raymond Kumpf is mastering his pranayama/fire breathe, albiet in his case he doesn't breath and asphyxiates in a continuous cycle.
There's the Wimm Hof method, then there's the Raymond Kumpf method...
Needless to say he tweaked the technique but it produces similar results.
It's not that you're without, it's that you're not within! The path of least resistance is the most pragmatic approach in my case, less I become a beast of burden...
Now send me some cash like Buddha so I don't have to work too hard.
@@Eblis840 Always wondered why he breathed like that, he must have at this point achieved the type of enlightenment that guru's can only dream of.
We finally get an episode with big beautiful Ray Kump and it's audio only??? I need to see the Kump!
Ray always subconsciously makes Tim slip “per se” into his own sentences
You gotta be careful around Ray! Tim knows he will tear him apart
Immediately thought this title was referencing Astroworld
Me too lol
Samesies. Horrible.
our thoughts are with all of the victims...especially Kylie
SAME
Saaaaaame
The part at the end when they talk about “the squish…” Holy shit I could not stop laughing. I actually feel emotionally and physically lighter after laughing that hard. thanks guys.
Hands down the best part of the whole cast lol
Tim & Ray 😆 this was worth the wait!
Aside from the heroin like withdrawals.
*weight
I love Tim in the most heterosexual/homosexual way
If I was gay Tim would be my first date choice
Tim is the 8th wonder
I demand my free entertainment in a more timely fashion!
SAME
I would like it before I even know I want it! I'm tired of this shit, Tim!
Im honestly impressed that every time Ray comes on the show it legitimately gets harder to understand him. His consistency is staggering
When Ray begins speaking, it sounds like a Merrie Melodies character scrambling to start running away from something.
You were absolutely great Saturday night!! Thank you so much for coming!!
As a professor at the university of Austin, my subjects will be sent on a journey for truth about building 7. Just like Everest, some die along the way.
I need Tim to begin a Q&A advice podcast. I have issues that require his cutting perspective, and I’m convinced there is a large audience willing to pay hundreds per response. Surely he’s money-hungry enough for this to be a viable plan. Yes or yes?
He did an episode or 2 like that on the patreon. Time to put your money where your mouth is.
@@roymakescomics you’re completely right. Will do. Thank you.
Yes, please.
Thank god for the slop. Also audio only episodes are also always bangers
There’s nothing better in life than watching animal nature docs while listening to these two converse
That would make for a pretty funny video just show a compilation of like hippopotamuses and elephants and elephant seals and fat dogs set to Ray and Tim talking
lol im gonna try that
@@BlazRa genius, their spirit animals
Bats
Pfizer: "Shut-the-door"
😂🤣😭
That was the best.
-Two days late with our free stuff
-announces monday is the new day... on tuesday
-announces video episodes after months of frequent video episodes, on an audio episode
But I don't care about all those things, I'm just giddy Tim and Ray are still alive.
Fake Business in full effect.
This guy sounds like somebody is holding Bert Kreischer's tongue.
Very funny
I remember when "blue hairs" was a derogatory term for 70 year old women with small town perms. Then Sharon Osbourne showed up and everything changed.
Blue haired y'allers
Love Ray's gurgling watery voice
Rhlisten ta me!
He’s drowning in his own fat.
Reminds me of Lee Syatt a little
Shows with Ray are top tier. 🤗
Hell yeah
The hairdryer was hovering over my bath until my phone dinged. Stop toying with me.
You hair dry your hair?
@@stewybrooks Ask the battle-axe
@@stewybrooks Stay tuned next week to find out if a toaster toasts.
"Guess who we have here behind this door - it's Joe Clarke"
😂🤣😭💀
There you are, Tim! I've missed you and Ben both very much over the weekend, but you are always worth the wait. Much love from Texas :)
☠️☠️☠️🔪🔪🔪Hey chill with the stalker energy white lady! He’s a gay anyway he won’t father your children. Never…I mean ever no matter how many sweet weird comments you make on his TH-cam page as if it were a DM he’s going to see. Next time you think about commenting keep in line with that Texas lifestyle and abort that idea.
@@FamousActor_AlPacenis be kind man. We don't know who she is
@@mika274 Sorry Mom I didn’t mean to upset your company. I was just joshing her. You’re right idk who she is. The wildest part is idk who you are either. So I must assume you’re Mossad agents working in tandem to take down an American treasure and Ben. You almost had me there for a second guy. Once I realized you were working together I thought “Boy that’s quite sneaky of them. What type of people are that sneaky and conniving?” Obviously that quickly brought me to where are now. Please just don’t take Tim from us. Who will warn us of impending doom??? Could we possibly sacrifice Ben Shapiro, Russel Brand, and Jordan Peterson as tribute? Will that satisfy your curly headed overlords? Whatever your bosses are paying we’ll double it. That’s so many shekels. You could stay here in the USA and have Chinese food forever. Or whenever you want to go home just head to Sheik Jarrah and find yourself a nice Palestinian home to settle in.
"I think they were on-duty prostitutes." Quote of the episode.
If a person has teeth Ray thinks they're showing off
LMFAO
Nobody else seems to be able to make Tim laugh quite like Ray Kump can. I hope he's on many more podcasts, and that Tim also does Ray's sometimes.
There's plenty of kump in the archives
"You're worried more about a rash - rather than getting in shape"
😭😭☠
That's why he's on the show and is his best friend! but all the Ray haters don't get it, they're beta cucks....
@@Eblis840 Show what? who's his best friend?
The rash or the shape????
You make me feel like a desperate, needy girlfriend waiting for you to show up on Saturday night. Then when you finally do show up I can't even be mad cause I'm just so freaking happy to see (hear) you.
*_Tim should be a professor for Fake Business at the University of Austin!_* 📈💰📈
Yes and yes
The Sheath Underwear ads always brighten up my week.
Ray "I broke my Tooth in a bean burrito" Kump
I think bean burrito was a code word in pizsa g@te.
"It's funny because it's true" and Tim is the funniest. This podcast leaves you with the feeling that you might get from staring into each face at the morgue. I never miss an episode!
Tim on the University of Austin: It's all the people who've been cancelled from institutions of higher learning. It's like Lex Friedman...
Ray: *Ted Kaczynski*
Goddamn savage...
thinking of getting my degree in Deep Podcast Learning AIs and a minor Anti-Gender Studies
That Kazcynski line killed me!
58:32
The delay was due to Ray needing to walk to the door to collect his ubereats
Truly, at first I was like I don’t like or agree with Ray then at the halfway point I thought “holy shit I am Ray”
Same. We all wanna be Tim but most of us are less than Ray
was expecting Tim to say "you've spoken enough" within the first minute
How am I supposed to get out of seeing my kids on the weekends now that the show is on a weekday?
Don't tell her?
@@joshwhite5407 She watches too, so she'll know. Working during the week was my way of getting out of seeing them altogether.
Dude the fucking laugh at 9:15 when Tim pictures him and Ray rocking up with all the freshmen next year, when he realises Ray was about to apply them for real 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
9:03 for full effect hahaha
"In Long Island they want you to Die & Fail"
😂🤣😭
Can’t wait for the first Timmy ray kump impression.
I thought "the squish" was a reference to a Travis Scott concert.
Niceeeee
That's what I thought too lmao
My two favourite people in real conversation. 💙 a privilege gentlemen. Thank you.
The little hand flipping you off from inside of Tim’s collar. 😂
"You don't need the booster - all you need is @justdance"
😂🤣
Oh I was so sure the title "The Squish" was gonna refer to the Astroworld incident....
Ray doing Just Dance is gonna make me laugh all day! lol
Ray's completely involuntary burp at @33:17 had me truly, laughing out loud. Great stuff.
love the audio only episodes. also ray's buttery voice.
So many lies in just one sentence 😂
Tim : "I want a fellowship."
Ray : "What is a fellowship?" 🤔
Tim : "I don't know. That's why I want it."
Tim enabling his whole audience when he says "Would we be where we are with self discipline?"
Ray saying he is “dancing” with the Nintendo switch is one of the most inaccurate and hilarious things I’ve heard all year
💯!!! Picturing him spinning and dancing ballerina style around his apt is truly a hilarious vision! Especially picturing him being a badass at it 😁😆😂
fun fact: Student loans are the only loans that can not be relieved by bankruptcy.
Wasn't always that way. Bunch of law students at Harvard fucked it up for us. Fun fact though if you go on disability your loans get forgiven.
But you learned one of life's great lessons.
"whats this guy's name? Kyle Rittenhouse?" - when i tell you i almost pissed myself🤣🤣🤣
Thank you ben, We will be content with this. Big ups to you and that Tammany Courthouse of a studio.
Tim loves Ray so much and you can tell by the way he roasts him.
Oh man, FINALLY!!! I haven't been desperate like this since the good 'ol H days. Thanks a million for the free-ninety-nine episode.
The dialogue these two have is always absolutely gut busting keeps my faith in humanity alive
Ray doesn’t want to be filmed because he’s literally TWICE the size of Tim.
you think ray cares? say it to his face he will literally eat you.
Ray Kump is way cooler than you. You are nobody. We are making TH-cam comments and he’s the one on a popular podcast. Judge not, lest ye be judged.
@@naderissa9625 calm down. It was just a joke and it's not even the first comment about his appearance
@@talibanchristian he establishes war footing quickly. He will bite. Ask Team 12
wow!
"You've made me out to be this right-wing lunatic - no i haven't - yes you have"
😭🤣😂
I just keep pressing the “10 seconds back” button on the pre recorded ads to hear my sweet Bens laughs & giggles.
Ray’ is New York’s Boomhauer
"Everything is available at the University Of Austin"
😂😂
Where do you get a hat giant enough to fit on your head? From the donkey off hee-haw!!!🤪
Great Reference Dean!
Ray trying to make a serious point *MASSIVE BURP* carries on, apologises very late 😂
This is the Two Bears One Cave reboot we need
Seriously.... Where would Joe Rogan be without this guy?
Lmfao I just got to the point where they explain what the squish is and I'm dying here 😭
Tim when you came to Grand Rapids you killed it. My girlfriend loved the show as well. Come back soon!
Re: University of Austin:-
Tim: "I'm tryna find out whats going on here"
😂😂
Absolutely perfect...a Ray episode
This is exactly what I wanted tonight
Thank you for the yucks 🍻
That sound Ray makes at 0:51 😆