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We weren't allowed to film at the hotel after shooting the Epstein Temple video. Audio only.
Live from the deck of the Safari Inn in Burbank, CA. Tim proposes comedy journalists should let him ghost write articles for them, and talks his high school Halloween shenanigans, getting stopped around LA trying to shoot the Epstein temple video, and what the perfect Long Island wedding would be.
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I regularly put Tim on when going to bed.
I'm also from Long Island and this guy is right on the money when it comes to LI weddings. Back in the mid 90's when the average wedding in the states was $19,000 a year it was $33,000 on LI. On LI people spend ridiculous money for one day that is normally the best day of the couples whole marriage. I've been to a 500 person $100,000 wedding where the marriage lasted 8 months and then the bride's father spend $150,000 on her second marriage a year and a half later and lasted 2 years. Now the bride is 300 pounds has 4 kids from 3 different guys and hangs out looking for boytoys at the local Italian restaurant during Happy Hour.
I bloked my whole family and friends on social media. This show is the only notification i need in my life rn
"Red Pill Mom" is one of the greatest ideas for a sitcom. Roseanne for the lead.
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“If you’re ever in Burbank and in need of water to survive, I would never walk into ‘Flappers’ comedy club.”
“Long Island loves spending a lot of money on something... that looks like you FOUND IT.” 😂
“Who quits cigarettes and still smokes” 😂😂😂
This bastards got me saying "life in the big city" all day now, thanks Timmy luv ya!!!!!
"Better help? Better than what? Better than nothing, I guess."
The only time ive heard shame in tims voice is when he talked about making out with a girl at a dance.....hilarious.
God, I love Tim’s stories from Long Island!!!
"An abortion and a bacon, egg & cheese"
“And I failed out of Oneonta” Hahahaha
My brother got married at a catering hall in Island Park 2 years ago. His best man and brother in law got in a fist fight in the bridal suite right before dinner introductions.
“You’re my magic, baby! We don’t have Dumbledore but we got each other!”
“I miss the porch but damnit. Life in the big city.” - the brilliant, completely original groundbreaking thought of Chris Mason.
damn, he just explained one of my long island cousins weddings in detail. I'm almost crying from laughing so much, dillion is so effing good.
The Halloween story of vandalism as a right of passage both so resonates and also says something about what uncle tim had always said:were too rich, now we just break shit