How embarrassed if you have a jobless man you know who is 41 years old, but still plays vedo games all day long and talks like a 8 years old child. That's why he hides in his house and refuses to interact with real people because he knew what he does will be a joke to everyone. 😂
“So he beat you in a fight?” “Yep.” “Meaning you lost, right?” “Yes.” “In other words, you couldn’t beat him?” “Sounds about right?” “So he outplayed you, correct?” “No, I outplayed him.”
It's like when you go out for a few drinks, have a little too much and inadvertently pick a fight with a guy that is an amateur boxer. Then, as you are bleeding out of both nostrils, on your hands and knees trying to locate your teeth, and the guy that just cleaned your clock is walking away, you start telling anyone that is listening that all the times you tried to hit him, some invisible force held your arms back, that all the times he hit you, it was based on wild flailing, and that the fight wasn't fair because God made him stronger than you.
DSP is a former pro streetfighter player, but does not understand how to deal with a masher/pattern player. The irony is after you listen to the Dentsea scrolls, you realize DSP has blamed everything except himself since he was 16 years old
I was awesome at hockey when I was 18. I'm 42 now... I would be pro except the whole sport changed to trash scrub gameplay and those kids just pattern-spam and wipe the ice with my old ass. I do nothing wrong.
@@Deadman1000 yeah, this wouldn't surprise me, I legit believe DSP is the kind of person that would rip the controller out of you hands if you were winning
@@jkdman2007- If you check rankings, there's a guy called Hibiki the Beast that has a Lily in the top 20 in the world, over 2000 MR. So it can be done with any character. It's just that Ken and JP are popular. Ken has always been popular, in every SF.
@@HeathenKnuckle Yup. Recently a 9 years old lily player won a tournament set. DSP never uses any characters to its full potential. All he does is complaining and bitching about everything. 🤣
DSP: Pattern! Pattern! Pattern! Pattern! Also DSP: Can’t blahck! Can’t do anything! Random super! Dropped my kahmbo! Can’t blahck! Can’t do anything! Random super!…
I think that nervous laugh is the little piece of human still alive inside him realizing he sounds like an asshole... "see I am just being rediculous for a laugh, I don't really take this so seriously its pathetic" ackackackack. Its like someone who makes a desperate effort get their chair or shoe squeak after letting a fart slip in a quiet room so nobody noticed they just blew ass.
@@Doozclops its confirmation of the victimhood angle. It probably does make him happy. He can blame the game for screwing him instead of admitting his timing and awareness is awful.
The thing that amazes me is that phil has played like thousands of matches by now and still doesn't realize that you can only DI out of moves that you can cancel out of normally, but thinks the game is just eating his inputs lmaoo
I have no clue what you are speaking about but if that is correct then it just emphasises how annoying and arrogant he is. He talks on subjects with such certainty and confidence yet he's often proven to be talking nonsense. I feel like a failure if I make a spelling mistake.
@@lawlessx9 And he also thinks that extremely low latency is just as bad or worse than high latency. Low latency apparently means there's not enough time for the moves to go through, or something.
I will bet 5 Internet monies that if Phillip picked up Ken, Cammy, Juri or anyone else he considers top tier he would find an excuse to start calling them trash with no options in a matter of 3 days tops.
Shoutout to the GODLIKE Luke who teabagged Phil and sent him into a salt overdose. Big ups to the Kimberly that got those perfects on him near the end too. 🔥
Hey hey... remember that time Phil tried to play with Ken and still got smoked? And and and then... he said it's cus Ken is an awful charachter? Remember? When he was Ken and was getting stomped by Lillys that one time? Yeah... and he said it was the game's fault? When he sucked with Ken? That was awesome.
Phil literally can't play with honest characters, of you don't have a command grab or a stupid grab setup that Phil can spam he won't do any good with the character.
@@rez7437 yeah back when he was on Xbox he was using Ken and Ryu to "mix it up" and if I recall properly, even mentioned he was gonna prove how easy it was to dominate with them. I got temp banned for calling Phil a no skill tryhard scrub for winning with Ken... cus he had that meltdown the day prior in community night when someone rolled him w a Master Ken. 🤣 But he got beat by a Blanka and a Zangief and thats when he quit and said the charachter sucks... likely cus it made him look like a complete fool for insisting neither charachter could beat Ken.... which you know actually meant "I can't beat Ken with my regular charachters therefore Ken is OP."
The guy is textbook Narcissism. Its like an actor portraying Narcissism going down the checklist of exaggerated stereotypical traits or something. Its unbelievable how dishonest, hypocritical, spiteful and deflective of all responsibility he can be.
The delusion is out of hand. "The whole game suddenly changes to trash gameplay when its Ken. You can't win." The whole game changes. Wow. Literally everything BUT Phil is to blame for the performance of the charachter he directly controls. You read about this stuff when you take psych classes.... but you never really believe anyone could tick every single box and be so extreme. Its like its an overly-hammy actor who picked "Narcissist w Main Charachter Complex" from a hat.
@@gwoody4003 I know like wtf IS that ? lmao If it's a top tier it's mashers and patterns he can't beat. if it's ANY one else like HIS characters Honda, Zangief , Blanka , and he loses the game is suddenly magically dropping his inputs. His actual dedicated viewers CANNOT possibly be enjoying this constant bitching and moaning. Then he wants to sit there and ask why no one is talking to him :P Cause you're a fucking ticking time bomb man
Phil's most major bad habit is Parrying way too much. Parrying is good and all, but it can get punished really hard if the enemy catches on. A throw getting a Punish Counter on a Parry does like a fifth of your life and takes away a bar of Drive Gauge. Phil's problem becomes especially apparent when he repeatedly tries answering an enemy jump-in with Parry, only to get blown up by his opponent doing empty jump into Throw specifically to beat Parry.
He keeps ranting about anti-air like he knows anything about it, while letting everyone jump in to him and doing extremely predictable jump-ins against everyone.
Oh yeah. Every Single Game That gives you a parry... if you time it wrong you are wide open and get punished for it. A 15 year pro gamer should know that.
Obviously they are just better than him at fighting games, but he can't accept the reality. He treats everything in his life the same way. He is a loser and a coward. 😂
I said this would happen when SF6 came out, once all the random new people stopped playing and Phil had to only play against the good players that are left he would come up with some excuse to quit the game. I thought he said this was the best designed fighting game in years but all he does is complain about the mechanics now
why does he keep saying his anti-air was clean or his parry was perfect when it just clearly wasn't, we can see the results on the screen phil you timed it wrong
I don't understand what point Phil is trying to make... Patterns and Mashing are such low skill tactics........ then why does it work so well every single time? If you can't do anything to block or counter.... isn't that a solid tactic? If you get whooped so badly you can't even fight back.... isn't that the definition of "outplayed"? I don't think he is smart enough to be deliberately ironic.
I have but I still try to avoid low connection speed players. I notice this happens when I play against weak connections. Also he's right about some things, but also the question is if he also knows this? Why does he do the same thing expecting different results? If he knows what's going to happen, you can adapt or try predict but complaining day in , day out will not do anything but provide salt content 🤷🏻♂️😂
Because Capcom is a detractor, and sold Phil the only version of the game that has this lag built into it. Funny how they did this to him twice. Once for Xbox and one for PS5.
The fact that he gets beat so badly this session and the previous one as well and is still ranking up just shows how bad the rank system is in this game
I love that nervous laugh, when the tiny bit of human left in him realizes he sounds like an asshole. Then the narcissim stomps it out like a cigarette butt.
37:05 "i didn't think that would kill her" Wait, phil, does that mean you...guessed!? How could this be? I thought 'hail mary level 3 supers' were things that unskilled scrubs do!
I can’t wait until morning. I’m going to let my 16 y/o know how much I appreciate that he doesn’t engage like this fool. How much I appreciate that he knows how to be introspective and congratulate others. This grown man baby just made my entire position on teens playing online games change, lmfao. Unbelievable that adults carry themselves like this, with decades to adapt/adjust! Haha I can’t.
It's the most robust and meaningful khantent that he's produced since the Warzone salt. He is unironically entertaining when he's malding and just being his natural, terrible self.
He knows he's lying about a lot of this shit. That's why he wouldn't play Luke in ranked matches, and he doesn't even try playing as Ken or Juri. He'd be completely exposed when he loses.
You took that among of damage because you initiated a drive impacted that got reversed, for him to be a master, his vernacular is that of a casual or someone brand new to fighting games
His whole being is unsufferable. I went back and watched the TIHYDP GTA vice city and san andreas and he does his fake laugh, the real moronic dolphin laugh, and then this odd, high pitched clown giggle. It's worth the listen. He does it constantly.
No. It's because since gametrekker left and now after doxing raxxor he isn't making that sweet money he was making before with the game. He wouldn't mind being bodied if he was making those tip goals.
Hello, Lily main here! Does Lily struggle? Absolutely! Does that mean she's completely not viable? Not necessarily. She's definitely a character that rewards patience, something Phil does not have the capacity to do obviously. That requires looking inward to your losses and taking some accountability. Maybe even going over some replays where you lose, I mean the game has built in frame data for such things! Also he's really gotta stop parrying so much lol he's getting himself killed over those more than Lily's shortcomings.
I wonder if someone went into chat and commented “random lvl x super”, “random drive impact”, “mash jab”, all of his greatest hits whenever he does those things if he or the dents could figure out they were referring to Phil.
Can't wait for him to hate mortal kombat, play the game the bear minimum amount he has to then come back to this and be surprised about AKI and likely one of the other two remaining characters and be pissed off about it too.
I'm still waiting to hear what "impressive gameplay" is according to him. All I know is that fast reactions, performing long combos, being unpredictable and knowing frame data isn't it.
One of the top 3 players on ranked uses Lily and seems to have no problem beating top tier characters online, he must have a different version of the game where his moves actually come out
The thing that I always find so funny about his excuses always has to be when he says that he "didn't earn that hit". Every hit is earned genius! You get a perfect parry, you earn a hit. Other guy whiffs his move and you punish it, boom you earned it! You block their move and hit back, you earn it! It wasn't random, free, or unearned, Phil. It's just your lack of skill. And that's coming from me, a Platinum player who isn't that good at all! We need to stop the worldwide epidemic of copium addiction, as demonstrated here by Phil.
Dude says he wants to play with characters that 'aren't top tier' (whatever that means) because he won't be able to blame the game if he gets his ass kicked as Ken
I love it that Phil always complain about wall mixup and how unearned it is. But never even thought that he shouldn't get pushed to the wall in the first place.
"It's all pattern, pattern pattern pattern" Explains the pattern set "Couldn't do anything" It's a pattern... you should know what to do if it's a pattern lol.
Why does he insinst on playing with characters that he says are terrible? Is it just so he faces tweaking competition? He's really, really, really ducking masters matches.
Ego literally all ego, he is gaslighting himself so that way when he one-tricks his way to master rank he can act like its a bigger achievement then it really is.
That's probably exactly how Phil sounded when he had friends over for his 10th birthday and got crushed by them on the snes, when things didn't go his way on tournaments, at the beggining of his streaming career and still whines and loses his mind over it. Nothing but consistency, amirite?
41:27 he is actually insane. probably the wildest excuse i've heard from him: -does a random super -the guy just blocks -DSP claims that the opponent "pressed attack" (and thus would have been hit by the super) but the game just "didn't give it to him"
🤣 🤣 Every single time Philliam gets baited into using his Level 1 in the corner only to have it blocked or parried, then dies for doing it, it makes my heart smile.
It's funny how bomb rush cyber funk is like one of the most fun games of this year, and it's not even on his radar, which is a good thing he would just be terrible trying to finish it as quick as he could
Phil is right, his opponent was mashing...his face into the ground.
He's just guessing he's just guessing.... correctly.
How embarrassed if you have a jobless man you know who is 41 years old, but still plays vedo games all day long and talks like a 8 years old child. That's why he hides in his house and refuses to interact with real people because he knew what he does will be a joke to everyone. 😂
He earns every beating he gets
@@ChrisC-qh4io If only it wasn’t in a virtual world
*Opponent punish counters his pathetic whiffed attack with obviously lethal super art 3*
“Holy shit, this guy is mashing!!!!” - DSP
DSP loses a fight: "That guy was an idiot scrub"
DSP wins a fight: "That guy was an idiot scrub"
DSP gets told that's a pro player he's fighting: WOW SIR YOU'RE SO GOOD WOW YOU OWNED ME HAHA CAN I HAVE SOME MORE SIR
@@Abedeuss WOOOOW OMG HUGE COMBO AHKAHKAHK HES SO GOOD OMG
@@Abedeuss * clown nose on * ITS SNAAAKE EIYES BEST ZANGRIEG IN DA WOOORLD GAWK GAWK GAWK GAWK GAWK
@@Abedeuss He's so two faced it's sickening.
no one likes pigroach for a reason. Even his friends turned on him lmao
Khet is literally downstairs talking to the garage ants right now
Ayunts.
“So he beat you in a fight?”
“Yep.”
“Meaning you lost, right?”
“Yes.”
“In other words, you couldn’t beat him?”
“Sounds about right?”
“So he outplayed you, correct?”
“No, I outplayed him.”
It's like when you go out for a few drinks, have a little too much and inadvertently pick a fight with a guy that is an amateur boxer.
Then, as you are bleeding out of both nostrils, on your hands and knees trying to locate your teeth, and the guy that just cleaned your clock is walking away, you start telling anyone that is listening that all the times you tried to hit him, some invisible force held your arms back, that all the times he hit you, it was based on wild flailing, and that the fight wasn't fair because God made him stronger than you.
Logic doesn't apply when it's phils ego.
God could come down and tell a fact to dsp and dsp would argue that god is wrong. Hell he would try to gaslight god
“Yeah, but look how bloody his clothes are now, I ruined his shirt, so there you go”
He's playing a character dood
Dudes a broken record.
“High tier this”
“Scrub player that”
“Random super”
“Piece of shit”
“Moves dropped”
“Give me money”
Dude just can’t stop catching L’s
you forgot "Nothing I could do"
@@jordan20910I was just about to say this 😂😂 that one my favorite
"Online pattern BS"
@@jordan20910 a classic, thank you
@@shaqthegr8884 Add that one to the list
DSP is a former pro streetfighter player, but does not understand how to deal with a masher/pattern player. The irony is after you listen to the Dentsea scrolls, you realize DSP has blamed everything except himself since he was 16 years old
I was awesome at hockey when I was 18.
I'm 42 now... I would be pro except the whole sport changed to trash scrub gameplay and those kids just pattern-spam and wipe the ice with my old ass.
I do nothing wrong.
Phil was almost DQ'd from that tournament, look up the match where he keeps pausing in the middle of a set
@@Deadman1000 yeah, this wouldn't surprise me, I legit believe DSP is the kind of person that would rip the controller out of you hands if you were winning
He doesn't even know what frame data is in fighting games. 😂
@@jkdman2007 him thinking Lily's condor spire is uninterruptible on block is ridiculous. He also thought one match that unbuffed OD was plus too.
This is the exact reason Phil plays Lily, so when he lose he can always say it's the character. He never has to face it's him.
Also why he's avoiding playing half the cast.
That's also why he doesn't use these supposed overpowered character lol
Lily isn't as weak as he said. He just downplays every characters he has played to cover his losses. 😂
@@jkdman2007-
If you check rankings, there's a guy called Hibiki the Beast that has a Lily in the top 20 in the world, over 2000 MR. So it can be done with any character. It's just that Ken and JP are popular. Ken has always been popular, in every SF.
@@HeathenKnuckle Yup. Recently a 9 years old lily player won a tournament set. DSP never uses any characters to its full potential. All he does is complaining and bitching about everything. 🤣
DSP: Pattern! Pattern! Pattern! Pattern!
Also DSP: Can’t blahck! Can’t do anything! Random super! Dropped my kahmbo! Can’t blahck! Can’t do anything! Random super!…
How can a super not be random? Do they need to send him a message on PSN announcing their whole game plan??
@@deadexo-3 Yeah, it's like when he says “He's guessing!”. That's the whole point, Phil, you don't agree your moves with your opponent beforehand.
Snort
The way that he smiles when he's mad just shows how much he loves it. He loves having a reason to complain. He loves being the victim.
I think that nervous laugh is the little piece of human still alive inside him realizing he sounds like an asshole... "see I am just being rediculous for a laugh, I don't really take this so seriously its pathetic" ackackackack.
Its like someone who makes a desperate effort get their chair or shoe squeak after letting a fart slip in a quiet room so nobody noticed they just blew ass.
If you can make money by being average and complaining I would be laughing too
@@gwoody4003 Maybe, but he seems so frowny when playing until something bad happens and then he smiles. That part seems weird to me.
@@Doozclops its confirmation of the victimhood angle. It probably does make him happy. He can blame the game for screwing him instead of admitting his timing and awareness is awful.
@@gwoody4003 That's fair. He's happy he has an excuse and that means he's safe from blame or ridicule. In his mind, anyway.
The thing that amazes me is that phil has played like thousands of matches by now and still doesn't realize that you can only DI out of moves that you can cancel out of normally, but thinks the game is just eating his inputs lmaoo
You're talking about a guy that doesn't know anything about frame data.
But he knows netcode because he's "friends" with the netcode guy.@@lawlessx9
I have no clue what you are speaking about but if that is correct then it just emphasises how annoying and arrogant he is. He talks on subjects with such certainty and confidence yet he's often proven to be talking nonsense. I feel like a failure if I make a spelling mistake.
@@lawlessx9 And he also thinks that extremely low latency is just as bad or worse than high latency. Low latency apparently means there's not enough time for the moves to go through, or something.
Yup. If only he would realize how so many drive rush cancel he's done from normals to burn more meter could also lead to Drive Impact too lol
Pig ups to all the Street Fighter 6 good samaritans that crush Piggy's undeserved ego into pork dust.. unsung heroes
Dsp: Lily is literally terrible! She’s a horrible fighter! She’s the worst!
Someone: Play as someone else then?
Dsp:……..
Dsp: >:(
I will bet 5 Internet monies that if Phillip picked up Ken, Cammy, Juri or anyone else he considers top tier he would find an excuse to start calling them trash with no options in a matter of 3 days tops.
He did with Ken one night.
he’s already done it with ken
He’s also tried to play Luke. Wouldn’t even play ranked he got smoked so hard in casuals.
Shoutout to the GODLIKE Luke who teabagged Phil and sent him into a salt overdose. Big ups to the Kimberly that got those perfects on him near the end too. 🔥
The Legend of TeaBagger456
You would think after several months of being beaten by the same “pattern” he might of figured out a way to beat it. Never change Phil.
Mash jab dood
@@TheR999 it’s such a scrub khambo dood.
Don't worry, he won't. Ever.
Sadly, Phil isn't Kenough...
Good news, he never will.
Hey hey... remember that time Phil tried to play with Ken and still got smoked? And and and then... he said it's cus Ken is an awful charachter?
Remember?
When he was Ken and was getting stomped by Lillys that one time?
Yeah... and he said it was the game's fault? When he sucked with Ken?
That was awesome.
Never saw that but to Phil literally every character he plays is rubbish reminds you of a certain black DSP *cough cough*
Phil literally can't play with honest characters, of you don't have a command grab or a stupid grab setup that Phil can spam he won't do any good with the character.
@@rez7437 yeah back when he was on Xbox he was using Ken and Ryu to "mix it up" and if I recall properly, even mentioned he was gonna prove how easy it was to dominate with them.
I got temp banned for calling Phil a no skill tryhard scrub for winning with Ken... cus he had that meltdown the day prior in community night when someone rolled him w a Master Ken. 🤣
But he got beat by a Blanka and a Zangief and thats when he quit and said the charachter sucks... likely cus it made him look like a complete fool for insisting neither charachter could beat Ken.... which you know actually meant "I can't beat Ken with my regular charachters therefore Ken is OP."
The guy is textbook Narcissism. Its like an actor portraying Narcissism going down the checklist of exaggerated stereotypical traits or something. Its unbelievable how dishonest, hypocritical, spiteful and deflective of all responsibility he can be.
@@gwoody4003as ken says during his drive impact, *"Foolish!"*
This man is 41 years old, in case you forgotten that he was a man child
ive never heard anybody with more excuses
The delusion is out of hand.
"The whole game suddenly changes to trash gameplay when its Ken. You can't win."
The whole game changes.
Wow.
Literally everything BUT Phil is to blame for the performance of the charachter he directly controls.
You read about this stuff when you take psych classes.... but you never really believe anyone could tick every single box and be so extreme.
Its like its an overly-hammy actor who picked "Narcissist w Main Charachter Complex" from a hat.
@@gwoody4003 I know like wtf IS that ? lmao If it's a top tier it's mashers and patterns he can't beat. if it's ANY one else like HIS characters Honda, Zangief , Blanka , and he loses the game is suddenly magically dropping his inputs. His actual dedicated viewers CANNOT possibly be enjoying this constant bitching and moaning. Then he wants to sit there and ask why no one is talking to him :P Cause you're a fucking ticking time bomb man
Dale Wilson
@@ItsFactsSoCope like two sides of the same coin lololol
The joystick was supposed to save the channel and make him better at street fighter🕹
I cant imagine spending over 500 dollars of other people's money to be this miserable
Phil's most major bad habit is Parrying way too much. Parrying is good and all, but it can get punished really hard if the enemy catches on. A throw getting a Punish Counter on a Parry does like a fifth of your life and takes away a bar of Drive Gauge.
Phil's problem becomes especially apparent when he repeatedly tries answering an enemy jump-in with Parry, only to get blown up by his opponent doing empty jump into Throw specifically to beat Parry.
He keeps ranting about anti-air like he knows anything about it, while letting everyone jump in to him and doing extremely predictable jump-ins against everyone.
He never bothered to understand the game mechanics. He thinks it's a hybrid of Sf3 and Sf2. He is terrible
Oh yeah.
Every
Single
Game
That gives you a parry... if you time it wrong you are wide open and get punished for it.
A 15 year pro gamer should know that.
He likes resseting the encounter but he doesn't really know how to press the opponent.
He kinda just took Diaphone's advice without really thinking about when he should change it up. Got too addicted to perfect parries too.
"Pattern" the Ken literally does a reset on him that was no Pattern, *foolish* Phillip 0:15
More like pattered because he got that ass clapped the whole time he's screaming 😂
"I should just punch myself repeatedly in the nuts."
Now that would be "pahsative kahntent"
Usually if your enemy plays purely by pattern you could predict what they are going to do and beat them
Thap tier tho, there's literally nothing he can do.
Exactly. But complaining is easier than coping and acknowledging something.
Obviously they are just better than him at fighting games, but he can't accept the reality. He treats everything in his life the same way. He is a loser and a coward. 😂
I said this would happen when SF6 came out, once all the random new people stopped playing and Phil had to only play against the good players that are left he would come up with some excuse to quit the game. I thought he said this was the best designed fighting game in years but all he does is complain about the mechanics now
"You see I'm destroying that Ken!?"
No you weren't Phil, you suck at every game you've ever played 😂
dude i got this in my recommended randomly, legitimately one of the funniest videos ive seen in a while LOL
I wish i could discover dsp for the first time again.. what a rabbit hole
Lmao, glad to hear you took a laugh out of it
why does he keep saying his anti-air was clean or his parry was perfect when it just clearly wasn't, we can see the results on the screen phil you timed it wrong
Because everything he does is perfectly timed.
I don't understand what point Phil is trying to make...
Patterns and Mashing are such low skill tactics........ then why does it work so well every single time?
If you can't do anything to block or counter.... isn't that a solid tactic?
If you get whooped so badly you can't even fight back.... isn't that the definition of "outplayed"?
I don't think he is smart enough to be deliberately ironic.
Logic doesn't work in the realm of a narcissist.
12:26 "Jumped over rAnDoMlY, didn't earn it!".
He was already in the air by the time you used your super or whatever the move was.
Way to go chat, you don't talk to Phil and he has no clue how to play the game anymore!
How come no one else experiences this phantom lag?
I have but I still try to avoid low connection speed players. I notice this happens when I play against weak connections.
Also he's right about some things, but also the question is if he also knows this? Why does he do the same thing expecting different results? If he knows what's going to happen, you can adapt or try predict but complaining day in , day out will not do anything but provide salt content 🤷🏻♂️😂
Because Capcom is a detractor, and sold Phil the only version of the game that has this lag built into it.
Funny how they did this to him twice. Once for Xbox and one for PS5.
The fact that he gets beat so badly this session and the previous one as well and is still ranking up just shows how bad the rank system is in this game
Pattern Pattern Pattern Pattern PATTERN!!!
Pattern pattern pattern is how he got to master
There is an obvious pattern. If he would bother to look inward, it sticks out like a sore thumb.
I love that nervous laugh, when the tiny bit of human left in him realizes he sounds like an asshole.
Then the narcissim stomps it out like a cigarette butt.
37:05 "i didn't think that would kill her"
Wait, phil, does that mean you...guessed!? How could this be? I thought 'hail mary level 3 supers' were things that unskilled scrubs do!
Drink everytime he says “ I can’t do anything.”
His frustration laugh puts me out of commision 💀💀💀
I like how he talks to people online like they can hear him. Then bitches about them because he has an audience. Fucking crazy lol
I can’t wait until morning. I’m going to let my 16 y/o know how much I appreciate that he doesn’t engage like this fool. How much I appreciate that he knows how to be introspective and congratulate others. This grown man baby just made my entire position on teens playing online games change, lmfao. Unbelievable that adults carry themselves like this, with decades to adapt/adjust! Haha I can’t.
Congrats on raising a good kid
Most people do not have all their self-esteem invested in the outcome of a video game.
We are reaching dementia levels at this point, it's amazing what low tips cause to his brain
Let’s be honest SF6 was good to everyone. Phil got hundreds of hogan pulls and for us salt miners we got a limitless supply of salty tears.
It's the most robust and meaningful khantent that he's produced since the Warzone salt. He is unironically entertaining when he's malding and just being his natural, terrible self.
Agreed
He knows he's lying about a lot of this shit. That's why he wouldn't play Luke in ranked matches, and he doesn't even try playing as Ken or Juri. He'd be completely exposed when he loses.
The fact that he spends the time between sets bitching instead of grinding the matchups in practice mode tells you all you need to know
44:31 - nice situational awareness, Phil. Doesn’t pay attention to the guy’s maxed out meter and still Drive Impacts despite the highly likely level 3
Much worth 2 $300 pads and 2 copies of the game. Serves the regard right
Dsp when losing: "I can't blawk!!" "There's nothing I can do!"
Dsp when winning: "..."
We need another Ken-Dsp compilation.
Ryu is next, but there will be a ken part 2
@@DSPTriesItMemology101 You definitely need to do manon one as well
@@DSPTriesItMemology101 Cant wait I love when you can see DSP's mouth fighting his brain and he wants to call Ryu Top Tier so badly.
You took that among of damage because you initiated a drive impacted that got reversed, for him to be a master, his vernacular is that of a casual or someone brand new to fighting games
DSP picks characters like Lily so he can cry about losing to "high tier" characters
Taking a break is needed. Just for him to get the excuse of "I suck because I wasn't playing in so long"
Things are only earned if DSP does it
"Pattern, pattern, pattern. " Hey Snort snort, if you can't beat them, join them.
His fake laugh is insufferable
His whole being is unsufferable. I went back and watched the TIHYDP GTA vice city and san andreas and he does his fake laugh, the real moronic dolphin laugh, and then this odd, high pitched clown giggle. It's worth the listen. He does it constantly.
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27:15 to 27:34 for the clown laugh. And that is a small one. He does it constantly.
Found another at 57:12
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the reason Philbert is putting SF6 on hiatus is probably because he's worried all that stress will make him look even more like an old piece of sh1t
No. It's because since gametrekker left and now after doxing raxxor he isn't making that sweet money he was making before with the game. He wouldn't mind being bodied if he was making those tip goals.
lol. "He's done nothing impressive." Perfect KO.
Hello, Lily main here! Does Lily struggle? Absolutely! Does that mean she's completely not viable? Not necessarily. She's definitely a character that rewards patience, something Phil does not have the capacity to do obviously. That requires looking inward to your losses and taking some accountability. Maybe even going over some replays where you lose, I mean the game has built in frame data for such things! Also he's really gotta stop parrying so much lol he's getting himself killed over those more than Lily's shortcomings.
guess he was expecting more than $50 after playing an hour of overtime, guess its time to wagequit.
2:48 when i see how he respects this reset (free punish for him) i understand that he has no idea what is happening. Master level player btw
didn’t he literally say ken sucks one night when he was getting stomped by Lillies that entire night?
I collectively nominate Ken players worldwide for detractor of the year.
37:35 That HUH?! was something special. He really hit a particular tone of gormlessness there. That ones begging to go on a soundboard.
Everyone else getting better at the game and Phil just staying exactly the same… as always.
Level 1 behavior
I wonder if someone went into chat and commented “random lvl x super”, “random drive impact”, “mash jab”, all of his greatest hits whenever he does those things if he or the dents could figure out they were referring to Phil.
Insane night of salt big ups for getting this out so fast
He can't understand that someone could be better than him.
I wonder how many people leave after their first win because they don’t want to be in a dsp video.
Let me get this right. To DSP a "pattern" is the opponent doing anything?
Its either mashing or patterns or lag 🤣
No matter which character he picks. There's "nothing he can do"
Can't wait for him to hate mortal kombat, play the game the bear minimum amount he has to then come back to this and be surprised about AKI and likely one of the other two remaining characters and be pissed off about it too.
I'm still waiting to hear what "impressive gameplay" is according to him. All I know is that fast reactions, performing long combos, being unpredictable and knowing frame data isn't it.
Impressive gameplay is when he plays someone with more clout then him in the fgc. Then he has to concentrate on not having another incident occur.
From all his ranting about dropped moves, he should be impressed whenever the other guy's moves all come out.
One of the top 3 players on ranked uses Lily and seems to have no problem beating top tier characters online, he must have a different version of the game where his moves actually come out
14:52 HOLD BACK TO BLOCK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DSP
I cant wait to hunt Phil down in MK1
You know you gotta share. Farm his ass for the salt
He won't be playing multiplayer much at all...he says.
He stated last stream he has no interest in playing Multi. He’s going to do Story and probably farm Invasion Boards until the game stops making money.
@@ElSandwich777 but will his ego allow for that. I'm hoping his "audience" gaslights him into it. Otherwise that blows
@@CosmicApe94 this is Philip. Expect disappointment.
One day fill will realize that casting all of his opponents as incompotent makes him look doubly incompotent.
The thing that I always find so funny about his excuses always has to be when he says that he "didn't earn that hit". Every hit is earned genius! You get a perfect parry, you earn a hit. Other guy whiffs his move and you punish it, boom you earned it! You block their move and hit back, you earn it! It wasn't random, free, or unearned, Phil. It's just your lack of skill. And that's coming from me, a Platinum player who isn't that good at all! We need to stop the worldwide epidemic of copium addiction, as demonstrated here by Phil.
I can’t wait till the AI in MK1 destroys him. I am hoping he quits it just as fast as the Beta
He gives me so much confidence to play ranked.
Patterns, also known as "knowing combos and blockstrings"
Dude says he wants to play with characters that 'aren't top tier' (whatever that means) because he won't be able to blame the game if he gets his ass kicked as Ken
I love it that Phil always complain about wall mixup and how unearned it is. But never even thought that he shouldn't get pushed to the wall in the first place.
Lily has no tool to fight against top tier dood!
All her tools are business expense!
You could replace the audio of his SF gameplay from 3 years ago and it would be identical lol
37:41 "It stops blocking....It stops blocking!"-It 🤡
"It's all pattern, pattern pattern pattern" Explains the pattern set "Couldn't do anything"
It's a pattern... you should know what to do if it's a pattern lol.
Someone in his chat should ask him to play ken and let see how well he does with ken. What a regard! 😂
There’s no way he’s complaining about “top tiers” just mashing when he’s playing Chuck E. Cheese Lily
Lol, that tea bag was perfect
"Pattern pattern pattern pattern pattern!!"
You mean... a combo string?...
RyokoLiienGod not only was he a ken God but he was also the bank manager with all of Phils WWE champions debt
I'm guessing Phil is the only person in street fighter history to earn his attacks and wins, everyone else is lucky..
Why does he insinst on playing with characters that he says are terrible? Is it just so he faces tweaking competition? He's really, really, really ducking masters matches.
Ego literally all ego, he is gaslighting himself so that way when he one-tricks his way to master rank he can act like its a bigger achievement then it really is.
i don’t get why he always harps on about the opponent “not earning it.” ok then you let them hit you?
That's probably exactly how Phil sounded when he had friends over for his 10th birthday and got crushed by them on the snes, when things didn't go his way on tournaments, at the beggining of his streaming career and still whines and loses his mind over it. Nothing but consistency, amirite?
@41.55 that DEEJAY juggle in the corner 😂 well played
41:27 he is actually insane. probably the wildest excuse i've heard from him:
-does a random super
-the guy just blocks
-DSP claims that the opponent "pressed attack" (and thus would have been hit by the super)
but the game just "didn't give it to him"
I like the fact he doesn't pick the so called top tier characters so he can use it as an excuse when he loses. His ego is so fragile.
He used Blanka and Luke who are both really good and still made excuses
'he's going to keep empty jumping 360 because I can't do anything about it'
how tf does he still have viewers left lol
🤣 🤣 Every single time Philliam gets baited into using his Level 1 in the corner only to have it blocked or parried, then dies for doing it, it makes my heart smile.
It's funny how bomb rush cyber funk is like one of the most fun games of this year, and it's not even on his radar, which is a good thing he would just be terrible trying to finish it as quick as he could
He says there's a pattern play constantly. So why does he not recognise said patterns and get around them. Dunce