Everything Wrong With The Conjuring 2 In 17 Minutes Or Less
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 ต.ค. 2016
- The Conjuring was scary and spooky, and had Ron Livingston. Its sequel has none of that, for the most part. But does have some righteous toy-based jump scares. And it's super British... at times. Anyway, here are its sins.
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I CRACKED UP when the chair moves in front of the officers and the next scene is them leaving in a hurry, one of them casually muttering "Welp, can't help you with THAT." That's comedy gold right there.
I think it's fake they could've used invisible string
Oof
Unicorn Blue that was fake cause it’s a movie
Lol at least the producers have a sense of humour
You're right, that was comedy gold right there. It was even more golden and more comedic in 1984, when _Ghostbusters_ did the exact same bit but funnier.
For a ghost, Bill is very polite. He cleaned up the kids room, put the chair back when the officers were done with it and gave them clues to defeating Valak. What a nice guy.
Spox yea he just wanted them out of his house 😂
Good boy
Agreed, he's so nice
For a ghost 👻 Bill is very polite. He cleaned up the kids room, put the chair back when the officers were done with it gave them a clues to defeat the v a l a k. What a nice guy.
@@danielloftin6057 it was made up for the nun to believe
I absolutely adore the slow transition from little girl to old angry ghost man, watched the scene so many times, it's flawless.
RIGHT, it's awesome when you notice those little creepy things
IM READING THIS SHIT AT 12 MIDNIGHT WTFFF HAVE I DONE
Time stamp?
@@aroojrani9280 9:37
also, there's one slow scene where the girl is walking down in the dark living room and the old man is sitting on the chair, that one was creepy. you wouldn't see it first time, I only saw it the second time I watched the movie
Fun fact: When Lorraine's daughter is making a necklace out of letters, it spells out Valak as well.
The fact that they kept putting it around the house is incredibly frustrating tbh. It feels like they don’t trust in the intelligence of the audience. Like, let us solve it ourselves movie! Please! (Also thanks, I missed that)
Isn't that supposed to be a thing caused by Valak himself?
I think it's supposed to be an easter egg where only a small amount of viewers will notice
@@monikorasort It's called an easter egg for those who pay attention to background details or for rewatching the movie. Getting frustrated over something as trivial as this is so fucking pathetic. Seriously.
@@traidahhsien7378 6"41 loVe ALAK shows up. also just for refrence sake AH MONA LISA ON METH
"Like most demons from the pits of hell this demon likes to play with children toys" ' Best line ever
Fiery Depths of Hell, actually.
And not demons, ghosts
Ruby The Goat idgaf witch one it is demons or ghost WHY THE FUCK ARE DEAD THINGS (GHOST & DEMONS) PLAYING WITH KIDS TOYS.i can understand why ghost do it because of their energy level but honestly come on demons
garl FUCK NAH SON lmao
Now with 666 likes.
I'm surprised you missed the fact that VALAK HERSELF IS WEARING A CROSS
This demon is literally a nun wearing a cross
AND YET SHE'S AFRAID WHEN THEY POINT THE CROSS AT HER like what even???
but i love this movie lol
Fariha Abedin
Who said the nuns cross is real?
Hazard XDs a cross is just a plus sign with an extended bottom.... What exactly is a fake cross if it is in this shape?
A non blessed one, unlike Ed's.
I would imagine the power of the cross comes from whoever's "wielding" it, kind of like Fright Night. Otherwise, it could just be a lowercase 't'. I mean, it's the same shape. I think it's all about intention. If it's just the shape, then I feel for any demon that has to write an essay, because there's no way they could avoid using a 't', lol
+RatchetandSly - A demon? Writing an ... essay? _Ooooh!_
“Insignificant background filler” would make for such an edgy t-shirt.
Id buy
Definitely
Oh my god. I love this.
Can we talk about the fact that Vera Farmiga is pulling Oscar-worthy performances in every single one of these overdone movies? What a trooper.
Her name annoys me
@@captainthruster9484 Have you asked her to change it for you?
@@captainthruster9484 Your name kinda annoys me too. Should definitely change it.
Just to note, that's a joke mocking your comment. It's not meant to be taken as a serious bash. Apparently on TH-cam this has to be explained ahead of time.
@@captainthruster9484 You have two first names shush
@@captainthruster9484 you have an anyone name too. Don’t worry you’re not alone bud
When I was a kid, I had an Elmo toy that when it got low on battery, it went off randomly and just sang the ABC’s... but really slowly, and in a deep voice. It scared the shit out of my parents
Good Bih my daughter had a Dora doll that you programmed to say her name. But whenever it said her name it was in a deep voice and creepy as heck. Not to mention it would randomly talk with no one even around. I put it in the basement at the bottom of the toy pile and there were still a couple of times I heard it when no one was around. Got rid of that creepy thing!!
Not to mention i think Dora dolls just LOOK creepy without even talking.
Good Bih my sister had a teletuby doll tgat only said fuck it when off a few times in the closet by itself scared the fuck outta me
Good Bih I had a toy kinda like that, and it did that
I had the Hokey Pokey elmo doll and when I thought it was dead cuz of the batteries ABRAKAFUCKINGDABRA IT TURNS ON BY ITSELF and then I threw it in the creek the next day lol NOT DEALING WITH THAT SHIT
I had a Ferby that did something similar until the day my dad took it out back and killed it with his shotgun because it freak him out.
Valak looks vaguely like Marilyn Manson in a Nun costume.
I don't mind demons dressing up as nuns as long as they don't make a habit of it.
lol
That's exactly what I thought.
Brandon Hall
Not vague at all
#truth
Fun fact: the croocked man was partly played by a 7 foot tall actor with some special effects added
for real? wow
The actor playing the crooked man havier botet has marfan’s syndrome it makes his body tall and thin that’s why he got cast as the crooked man
His name is javier botet
@@luthfannaufal9262 he was also the lead possessed woman in the spanish movie REC, and the Leper in the IT movies.
@@Gobbostopper exactly
5:47 Valek (the demon) enjoys making colorful arts and crafts that spell out his name, and placing them on window sills, and the Warren's don't notice. (and neither did Cinema Sins) *DING*
cinema sins noticed it, skip to 15:41 DINGDING
@@aryankalia4653 Yea, that's not the same thing... nice try, tho! Valek clearly did not make those wooden letters on the bookshelf, he merely rearranged them... But he most certainly made those on the windowsill earlier in the movie, that much is clear from the use of pinking shears.... and CinemaSins missed it. *DING*
@@SemlerPDX first of all valak is a "she" lmao and secondly revisit the movie and get urself a headstart from the starting, valak clearly gave them the sign of her presence by spelling out her name and placing there but obviously they didn't notice DINGDING
@@aryankalia4653 First of all, the Valak in this story is a Demon from hell, out of the Catholic realm of mythos. Demons are fallen Angels. Angels have no gender, nor do demons. They also do not have a preferred pronoun. The fact that Valak wears the habit of a nun is irrelevant to these facts, and is presumptuous of you to assume that because someone or something wears the clothing typically associated with a female they therefore must be a "she".
And not to put too fine a point on it, Mr. Joke Killer, qu'est-ce que c'est, but my joke statement (that CinemaSins "missed") was that Valak enjoys making arts and crafts, 'conjuring' a flood of images of Valak checking out with a cart of supplies from a local Craft Store, in full habit and evil grin... and paying with a credit card, Discover, of course. If you're gonna comment on someone else's comment just to cry "WRONG", be sure you understand that comment first, and how it may differ from what you assume. Cheers!
@@SemlerPDX and my boy took that seriously 😂 but whatever man, respect
We saw this movie in school
Now everybody is walking around scaring eachother screaming "MY HOUSE!"
LoveCats Same we watched the movie on Friday xD
What kind of a school watches this lmao
The teacher was sick and the guy we had instead didn't know what to do. So we asked if we could see a movie, and he said yes. So we watched the conjuring 2.
The next two weeks there were quite a lot of teachers that were sick. So we also got to watch ouija, origin of evil and lights out. I go to the best school XD
LoveCats our school watched this too... And I think I was the youngest person that didn't scream
LoveCats 😂😂😂
"Is it bad that I didn't realize there were two brothers until just now?" You mean like how Rickon Stark is to Bran in the first few seasons?
umihotaru
umihotaru two brothers exhausts yeah I like those
umihotaru
So true hahahahah XD
umihotaru the scene where it showed two brothers behind the girls where he explained that there was another brother scared the crap outta me because I didn't know the brothers were there until I saw them and I thought the ghost was just making copies of the two sisters then i later assumed that was just a Mirror until this video clarified it for me
When Ed sings "Can't help falling in love" i continued to sing the song and right when the ghost reached out of the water (in the basement scene) the lyrics are "take my hand, take my whole life too." That's clever editing folks
"Oh, she is being haunted by Saint Peter" THANK YOU!!!
🤣indeed
My name is Peter 👁👄👁
FINALLY!
10:29 "Ohh shes being haunted by saint Peter"
Almost fell of my chair lol
There are probably so many people who didn't get that joke
Same. lol
James Bond
Lol, it looked like St. Peter really hates that chick xD
I actually don't get it..tell me
Denise F St. Peter was the first Pope and one of Jesus disciples. Many people think that the upside down cross is the sign of satan but again it's actually St Peter when he was crucified by the Romans they wanted to nail him to a cross but St. Peter didn't want to be crucified like Jesus because he was not the saviour, so the Romans crucified him upside-down.
Cinema sins is like netflix, u love it, u bing watch it but it doesn't have some of the films u want
ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting
Touché
lol
Kross no u
@nbayoungboykid 2412 "bing watch"
movie intros: *exist*
cinemasins: I WILL DESTROY YOUR BLOODLINE
lol
When the old man ghost said: "Ed, Eddyyyy, Edward", is the best scene of this movie.
It seems like Pat Wilson is a good luck charm to horror franchises
+Couch Tomato Bad luck, pal...You said that in the comments section of a video whose creator does not like The Conjuring 2, and only the first one, for very puzzling reasons. Trust me, I listened to the SinCast.
There is a possibility of him playing Big Bill in It: Chapter Two next year. If you search up It: Chapter Two cast on TH-cam, he is shown to be "cast" for him. I wouldn't say it is definite, but I like to believe it is.
+Regan Robinson Oh, ok!
@@goldiefinch21 It's already official.
Thank you!
THE POWER OF 50 CHRISTS COMPELS YOU
Bret Sheeley that's just awesome.
...
Boi
is it really that compelling?
Kaden Lol also so no one was thinking "Oh so just because she was Throwing stuff instead of using her mind to do it means that she isn't posseses?"
They chose the best 2 people to play Ed and Lorraine Warren. Vera and Patrick did outstanding jobs.
*Ahh! Another scary ghost! Kill it!*
*And holy shit they talk to it!*
This made me burst out laughing 😂
I spit out my drink 😂
I read your comment when that time came up 😂😂 at 5:53
Duuude same 🤣🤣🤣
but why it's a sin?
15:14
Loraine: You told me your name.
Demon: Hugh Mungus
Loraine: Hugh Mungus what?
Demon: Hugh Mungus
Loraine: This person just sexually harassed me!
Demon: no i did not
You spell "what" as "wot" because of the feminist's accent.
+The Cringe Connoisseur Sick pic.
Lorraine: You told me your name.
Demon: Biggus Dickus.
Lorraine: [snicker]
Demon: What's so funny about my name?
Lorraine: [more snickering]
Demon: I have a wife, you know...
You sir just won the Internet.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that was fucking fireee XDD
"Oh, she's being haunted by saint peter" Best quote. Props to Jeremy for calling that out lol.
nate skinner, yeah thankfully he didn't say antichrist. Finally someone points out, after all the Hollywood bullshit of the upside down cross being evil.
Drizzy dracula I just find it hilarious that Jeremy understands fairly obscure religious symbolism. Most people don't know that.
Nathaniel Skinner Thank god someone else knows this like seriously
Akenraes Vakreander Yeah I tbought he would say it was antichrist, which is total BS
How to make the nun painting scene better:
Have Bob Ross paint it
Let's beat the devil out of it
@@drinkyourwater1039 exorcists be like:
I'm pretty sure I saw a couple of happy trees painted in the bottom left corner.
Peapod the nun.
The part with the Nun attacking Lorain while holding her painting made me laugh out loud. It looked like she was running around with one of those "put your head here" photo paintings held up to her face.
Also, why did the nun even mess with Ed and Lorain in the first place? They were the only ones who could stop it, and they would never have learned its name if it hadn't shown up in their house, so it pretty much defeated itself there.
For that, you have to watch the Nun. It's a crappy movie, but it does tie itself to the Conjuring universe at the end, and explains clearly why the demon had a grudge towards Ed and Lorraine Warren.
@@pradyumnachakraborty3262 The Nun is pretty entertaining - especially if you compare it to the now released Nun 2 - the tie in from Nun 2 to Lorraine is pretty forced.
"The power of 50 Christs compels you!" it's one of the funniest things I have ever heard
Thats sad
@@Jarrrrrret damn 🤣
Haha
@@Jarrrrrret you're sad.
9:19
There was also a Valak on the window near the kitchen when they were talking about never doing cases again.
Holy shit! You're right! And not just on the window. It was behind both Warrens. One was cleverly done with heart figure with 'loVe' signed on it and other letters.
What possible explanation can there be for them to randomly have the wooden letters ALAK on their wall? It's not coincidence, it is deliberate that they are placed right under a giant bold V. Go back and watch it again because there is also nothing else the brightly colored letters on the window could be spelling out. When the daughter walks in you can see that the last letter after the second A is a K, so it definitely isn't that you are just seeing part of a word. For the Warrens it may be a coincidence but as far as the movie goes they clearly did it deliberately. I had actually just commented on this before I saw you guys talking about it.
Fun Fact: the fire engine toy alarm’s two notes are actually tritones, which in medieval times were known as “The Devil’s Chord” for how dissonant the two notes sound together.
NBC's theme plays with those, too.
No they weren’t - that’s an urban myth.
At 5:44 you also see valak written on the wall in letters, if you combine the red v from love and alak. It’s also spelled behind Ed’s back. In the scene before Lorraine is having a vision you can see their daughter making bracelets with the name valak. Thought it was a pretty cool Easter egg.
Yea it was also on the window and the bookshelf
*_AH! MONA LISA ON METH!_*
Jozie Charles That got me no lie
I kept playing that part multiple times lol
*_AH! SO TRUE!_*
Ahhh! Oh, it's just the brother.
I laughed so hard on this part
Imagine if all the actors were black...
"Ayo fam whats going on in dis house?"
"That aint my business"
"Ye i feel ya"
*Rolls credits*
oh Lord lol
They be running far away... Never going back to the house. Plus the demon would get no power since the black mom will fear nothing.
fuck u
Why all these mother fucking lights on in this got damn house??
+630 Boy Lmaoo exactly
That was amazing attention to detail when he saw Valak’s name on the bookshelf I didn’t even notice that smh
So there was a 3 episode “documentary” (it was really a tv show) that went through this haunting on Sky one, with the actor who plays Peter Pettigrew being the main ghost hunter. Ed and Lorraine Warren did get sent to go “help” they stayed a day and said that they didn’t think the place was haunted and then they went home. Also the second son you don’t see often is because in real life (or at least in that other tv series) he was at a behavioural school for boys.
That was a great series! Yer man from Spooks playing the more sceptical investigator (Guy Playfair) is a really good actor
At 10:30 I wanted to thank you for mentioning it is Saint Peter's cross not the devil's.
Saint Peter was crucified upside down and an upside down cross is a sign of humility.
This strange idea that is common throughout horror that an upside down cross is somehow demonic really does irritate me.
Like I get I'm making a mountain out of a mole hill but as a pet peeve I don't get how people have screwed up the imagery so badly over these years. If you wanted something satanic flip a Crucifix. Those are not supposed to be upside down, and the imagery would be correct. And that's why I think it bugs me so much. It is an easy fix, but its just ignored.
madhippy3
It's a subculture thing. Black and death metal bands started using random symbols and presenting it as "satanist" simply because those "looked cool".
That's why everyone gets confused.
madhippy3
I'm not 100% sure, but I heard that the cross means Jesus ascended into Heaven, and an upside down cross means Jesus *didn't* ascend to Heaven, so if you look at it that way it is blasphemy and its used in horror movies to show the demons are spiting God.
Janet Kazarowski yeah but a long time ago the cross meant you believed Jesus deserved it instead of standing in support of Jesus. this was something we learned in my speech class about symbols throughout time
Well the upside down cross started being used by Satanic groups as a way of mocking christian groups. Because the upside down cross was a symbol of humility and unworthiness in comparison to Jesus, which especially in Europe BlackMetal bands, be they satanic or pagan, were/are combating christian influence. So it was used as kinda like a "fuck you, You arent comparable to Jesus"
I thought it was because the cross was representative of Jesus while a inverted cross would be represented as a sign of the Anti-christ.
The first one is fantastic and this is a perfect sequel. Fingers crossed for a third one.
Yup
I prefer the first one, but I agree. This franchise gave me hope again.
It was definitely a great sequel, but I think they went took too much of an action movie route on this one. The first one was better paced for horror and I hope if they make a 3rd they go back to that route.
The cinematography in this movie was gorgeous. The tracking scene (that they removed a sin for was stellar), the scene with Janet in the chair being interviewed by Ed was gorgeous. One of the best filmed movies in a long long time
both of them are extremely boring and unscary with terribly written dialogues/characters and full of badly executed clichees
When he said “The producers of this movie *really* hate chairs” I almost died of laughter
Family gets attacked by obviously violent ghost.
"It was just the wind"
I would love a horror movie with the Crooked Man as the antagonist...
He was such a creative and interesting character.
SyFy Channel just made one
TheJman what's it called?!
HawkGaming I completely agree
Sy-Fy made one recently, it was called The Crooked Man. Overall it was okay but don't expect too much.
for SyFy it was...ok?
I cant wait until "Everything Wrong With The Nun"
Meeee tooo
@@fakechloe207 me too
Well I’ve got some news for you
We are still waiting
That movie Nun was scary ass Hell.I thought the ending was good until that guy looks like the demons got into him in the last science.
"Who Are You Gonna Call?" Ghostbusters!
haha
“AH MONA LISA ON METH” is the best line ever period
I will say this and this alone:
Despite it's randomness, The Crooked Man scene scared the ever-loving *_SHIT_* out of me.
Same.
Me too
Yep. Me too.
It didn't scare me but I just like that scene because of the voice
Same! I think its because you wouldnt expect the jumpscare.. well I didnt ahaha
The most annoying part of this movie was how Ed and Lorraine still considered it was fake AFTER ALL THE FUCKING SHIT they saw in the case already. I mean, jesus. There's a difference between keeping an open mind and just plain stupidity.
RomanceGirl6666 Well it happened in real life and it was fake. Go figure.
Yeah but in real life it didn't happen as it did in the movie. So still stands movie them had enough evidence to know it was real.
It wasnt fake.. not everything.
RomanceGirl6666
What's even more fucking annoying is that Ed and Lorraine nutjobs Warren had fuck all to do with this case in real life. They spent 1 DAY with the family. Maurice Grosse was the lead investigator. Fuck all to do with those idiotic yanks.
thank you cinemasins. the one person in the entire world that still understands the saint peter redundancy of upsidown crosses.
I honestly didn’t notice that there was 2 boys until they all run to the neighbors house
"Ahh! Another scary ghost! Kill it!"
"And holy sh*t they talked to it!"
I died HAHAHAHA
Mya Khidir it was funny, but how was that a movie sin?
It wasn't. Most "sins" Jeremy points out aren't serious. It's just for comedic purposes, not a true critique of the film.
I'm crying right now xD
The same here like honestly and I heard him say there's a nice huge Goose kill it kill I mean another scary ghost good and holy s*** they talk to it
Mya Khidir xD
The funniest shit is how the older brother is neglected in this movie. Why even write his character at all?
That guy they call Holderiano They probably cut out most of the brothers' lines since it was the girls who were playing the games.
That guy they call Holderiano He needed to be there considering that this movie is based on a real-life family, but yeah he could have at least helped out and acted like the man in the family.
Probably because the original haunted family was about the mother, two daughters and two sons so they couldn't really let one of them out if it's based on true stuff.
@@Nexils These movies are very *loosely* based on true stories. They could have just cut him out.
@@blueismylove3128 I agree. That would've been the best idea. It's just that I imagine them to be as close to reality (even though, you know... ghosts and stuff) and that's why they decided the non-existent child.
6:11 CinemaSins did you not see Margaret put on headphones before going to sleep? How can she be woken up to the door banging if she can't even hear it? That's not a sin that's logic
Y’know… I’ve watched this movie about thirty or so times (actual number) and that’s the first time I’ve noticed she did that
Because headphones done totally eliminate background noise
Especially if the sound being played through them is at a low enough volume to actually allow someone to fall asleep
That’s just logic
@@aircraftnut15 especially any headphones available in the 1970s.
"Ohh she's being haunted by Saint Peter" lol I like this guy.
0:49 That "dream shotgun" is actually a lever action rifle. 🔔
😊
PaulMishima oh ya it was
Not necessarily there are lever action shotguns.
There are, though looking at it at 1:01, it sure as heck isn't 12 gauge. I suppose a. 410 bore could pass through that.
Oh I didn't catch it in the mirror first time watching, yeah seems like a rifle to me.
Yeah can't really rely on this channel knowing their Shit xD
5:47 "VALAK" spelled in the background .. easter egg
7:37 "VALAK" on the bookcase again ..
DVNGELO Morales Yup, 15:35
Also 5:51
He literally points this out
DVNGELO Morales also 7:36 with Letters in the bookshelf
i was seeing that one in the movie XD and i was like valak is that a Word? maybe Change Position of the letters
Damn this entire synopsis is hysterical but I lost it with the “No Bread” comment and headline on the newspaper!! I love watching your commentary keep it up!!
“Oh, she’s being haunted by Saint Peter”. This guy makes me laugh so hard.
Am I literally the only one who didn't find The Conjuring scarier than the sequal? I found the sequal to be better but lots of people disagree.
I agree with this
the scarier a movie dosent make it a better movie
jerry branson Actually it does
no it doesent it just makes it scarier
I prefer this movie to the first by a long shot, but, I tend to focus more on Lorraine's character development and struggles and how it relates to the haunting in of itself. There are much better personal stakes in this film than the first.
Valak should be married to Voldemort
They have similar names and similar faces, similar intentions, similar powers, so yeah, happy wedding
both are British as well
Nuns cant get married :(
Meme Master GHDJFKL STOP IDK WHY THAY MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
Yeah, but don't let Voldemort plan the wedding!
Did anyone get that SCB reference?
Valak was the head vampire in the John Carpenter movie.
The Conjuring 2 explores the new horror genre of living with a british family
Lol… British family? The mother and the two girls don’t sound even vaguely British.
15:35 you missed the letters "valak " while ed was telling lorraine about his painting at 5:54
It comes out again when Elaine is reading the Bible while her daughter is making bracelets on the bookshelf js
@@ashleyortiz7347 yup, that's the same shelf that appeared at 15:35, so it's doesn't count
Damn that one was vague af, wouldnt have noticed if you didnt point it out
I only want to point this out: most of the stuff happening in the Amityville part at the beginning has to do with shit that happened in real life. Like the fact that everyone remained sleeping despite the first couple of gunshot noises is a reference to the fact that the Defeo family members that were murdered were all found face down, with no sign that they had probably even stirred when Defeo fired the first shot. And the little boy wandering around is a reference to when Ed and Lorraine went to the house with other paranormal investigators, one of them snapped a photo, and there was a little boy in there.
I only know all this shit because I was obsessed with ghost stories as a kid.
Michelle Onodera this
You are 100% correct
The supposed picture of the little boy there is taken at such an angle and such that it could easily actually be one of their own investigators kneeling down in that doorway behind the bannister and is even wearing the same clothes as said investigator. Considering that picture is one of the only pieces of "evidence" to come out of that house of anything at all and it's suspicious as evidence can get makes it reasonably likely it's a complete fake. I wouldn't say that everything about that is real.
Quandry1 It actually was a picture of Paul Bartz, one of the 'investigators' the Warrens had brought with them. If you locate a good, non-zoomed in picture and look closely, you can see his knees, since he is squatted down.
That story has been debunked so many times it's embarassing. Yet this two hacks (the Warren) kept milking it for years.
The reason why Crooked Man isn't deterred by the crosses upstairs is because those are more for decoration. The difference between them and Ed's cross is that Ed's cross was probably blessed.
SomethingScanning thankyou I was trying to explain that In another comment
@@kriskater Is that mentioned in the film? I don't recall that.
Ocrilat no this is more related to a real life application of faith. Kinda why these movies are a little dumb sometimes because they make it seem like objects (crosses , holy water) have some kind of magical power or something. But if you are going by Christian faith beliefs (which these movies are somewhat based in) then you should know that no object in this world has any power against demons. The way to actually defeat them is simply having faith in Jesus Christ.
@@kriskater I think a 'sin' is warranted since that wasn't mentioned or explained in the film's universe. That 'a cross has no power if there is no faith' is a new, movie explanation with no basis in reality, church teachings or even older movies. You're quoting the original 'Fright Night', not real Christianity.
Ocrilat actually that’s from the Bible. Sooo...
*"This guy knows his wife like I know his wife...wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more..."*
Bruhh😂I'm dying
5:15 i actually laughed so bad at that part. Yelling My house wtf...and when a horror movie makes you laugh... it failed
Also does anyone notice when the daughter comes and hugs them they have the name of the demon spelled out in the kitchen in the back with sticks. I just now seen that
i noticed the name a lot but i didn't know what it meant, like the bracelets she was making
Throughout most of the scenes in the living room you can see "Valak" in their decorations. I think it very odd a choice for the director, while at the same time it may be an indication of Lorraine's subconscious memory of the demons name leaking through her actions.
I'm british and i got triggered when he said he didn't know what a wanker was. also got triggered when the movie threw in a load of british stereotypes.
Another trigger - movie set in the '70s when there were still English people living in London.
Anton K good point. where is raj's corner shop
same here, i thought the word wanker was well known in USA lol.
Anton K " that's racist" 😉😉😉
Its ok to be racist on the internet, Fuck Raj, hope that doesnt trigger yall off
Nothing hypes me up more then when Jeremy and co remove a sin
6:13 The sister is wearing old headphones so she couldn’t have heard the banging anyways. And for anyone who wore those types of headphones (me included) you know you can’t hear a damn thing in those.
That sounds unsafe 😅
I still don't understand why they always make these demons have more powers then frikin Jesus
I never understand why all the demons always give away the only way to get rid of them? The demon told her his name, which is the only way to send him back to hell. Not only is this stupid, WHY THE FUCK would he do that?
crowblade They tease, i mean they are weaker than angels and god for a reason😂
I agree, it gets dull and unbelievable quickly once you realise the demon has basically no limits except the ones it apparently feels like making for itself at random times. "lel this is too easy, I guess Ill give them a hint"
Also your comment gave me the thought that at least it's understandable why they'd give their demons DIFFERENT powers than Jesus.
"Yes hello I am Monstrous Savage Von Evilton and I have come here looking for a house to haunt"
"Very good sir. What is your power-level?"
"Decent, nothing over-the-top. I specialize in mysteriousness so I'll be hard to predict, but with a limited enough skill-set for my actions to make sense and be consistent"
"Very good. All those demons with a way too broad range of powers get so complicated."
"Yes I agree"
"Alright what particular skills do you have"
"Well I can make water into wine"
"Hmm... I guess that would be nice for making people drunk and do stupid things, that could come in handy. What else?"
"I can make lots of food from just a little food"
"...I suppose that could seem... conspicuous? What else?"
"I can heal sick people"
"Really?"
"Really"
"..."
"..."
"...Thank you for your time. We'll get back to you"
who all think this dude needs to direct his own movie with no sins like that would be awesome
DAILY DESI VINES No movie is without sin, even his own
No movie is without sin
If it doesn't have a sin, you can't call it a movie.
He probably would make a sin video on his own movie.. xD
If he teamed up with YMS that would be double awesome
Also when Ed has his vision blurred, it somehow affects his hearing too. I know it is for audio purposes for the viewers' sake, but the stem only hurt his eyes.
This is my favorite episode. I *love* the "DB levels" lines.
none the less this movie was scary af
ayeeee
JDBIV
Most of the jump scares were predictable tbh
Scary if you're 8.
This movie was more a comedy than a horror...
The Question do you think your cool by pointing out you don't find it scary? Lmfao people like you make me laugh
9:29 The demon seemingly took awhile to start haunting them because it didn’t arrive until the ouija board was used. Valak was quiet in order for the girls to not say goodbye, then made an appearance after the girls had forgotten the board. Once Peggy ripped it apart there wasn’t anything they could do
In these conjuring stories demons are attracted to negative energy, and janet asked the spirit if their dad was gonna come back. This attracted Valak to the negative energy inside Janet and then it started haunting them
9:54 it is the faith that you put into the cross
im sinning you for not removing a sin for P Wilsons surprisingly good singing
Hold the fuck on. You're telling me those mothafuckas couldn't just put a second nail in those crosses on the wall??? Just one more nail ANYWHERE in the cross and it wouldn't be able to rotate.
Everything wrong with The Shining or Silence of the Lambs
Christian Fears nothing
and Freddy vs Jason. sins galore lol
Thе Cоnjuring 2 mоvie hееere => twitter.com/abb1be2c7862a5c6f/status/739074508334714880 Evеeeryyyything Wrong With TTThе Cоnjuring 2 In 17 Minutеs Or Less
5:27 "ahh Mona Lisa on meth" this had me dying😂😂😂
5:42 easter egg, the V from "love" and the other letters on the wooden background spell Valak
this demon REALLY wants them to know its name
I love that Cinema Sins can make any scary movie unscary.
It wasn't even scary to begin with
Most of horror movie is not scary
They just make you shocked with their audio and jumpscare 🤣
@@danielq2358 yes, it was, you just lack taste, idiot
Please do Mrs. Peregrine's home for peculiar children
Stella Lee Yes please do discount X-Men.
Yes please do.
gentblue X-Men? Why not X-Women? Thats total sexism! *TRIGGERED*
Stella Lee yes please it was horrific and nothing like the book
Oh noooo!!! @17:18 - "Feminine Pizza Bags"?! Looked it up and thank God, because I got the WRONG impression here.
Ok lets be real, Patrick Wilson is a snack
Izzy M YUMMY 😜
👌
@TheScorpio Vampyre lol
9:48
Me when my dad wakes me up for school
“Exterior shot suggest we’re back in America for now,but...the lack of rapid montage involving US monuments over Jimi Hendrix’s instrumental national anthem, I can’t be sure”. 😂😂😂 hilarious 🤣
Cmon Mann this movie had the cliches but was scary as shit even if you knew he jump scares were coming
Wiggywonka
Itz Emerson true
even the SOUND creeped me out!!
Tbh it wasn't that scary for me.. but maybe it's because I've seen some shit so this barely scares me xD
Itz Emerson Lol I laughed at most of this, but tbf I don't watch alot of scary movies so I may find most scary movies funny...
Oh my gawd, he spelled Jimi Hendrix "Jimmy" Hendrix... Cinemasins sin counter:1
the "shitty old-timey cover of the wallflowers song from zoolander" is the original version of the song by the bee gees from 1968 which is only a few years before the movie takes place in 1977
"ahh a ghost kill it"..."holy shit they talk to it"
Why do you say holy sh*t?
7.51 if you watch the original footage from the 70’s, the movie is reasonably accurate. A lot of people were still skeptical and lots of investigation took place to see if it was a fraud or not. Also, they were so plagued with activity that it eventually became normal for them, the original 70’s interview its completely the same, the sister was not fazed at all when Bill started to speak through Janet. The only difference is that Ed and Lorraine never came to live with the family, they had little to do with the story, it’s artistic license they’re even there.
tamemeifyoucan Bravo
7:51
Tbh I don’t believe in Ed & Lorraine since they proved the amityville house story was fake.
Is it bollocks accurate for a start where the fuck is Janet Hodgeson, you know who the activity was based around? th-cam.com/video/Pvraq3KfP6w/w-d-xo.html that's a far more accurate representation, this is the biggest bag of shite I have ever watched!
Literally gave this one a total of 20mins and that was enough for me, just the biggest expression of what the flying fuck on my face, then stopped watching it lol, Ok I take that thing back about Janet not being in it, but meh this is the biggest load of crap I've watched and is it bollocks anything like the footage, never heard such crap the warrens had fuck all to do with this, just money grabbing pricks as far as I am concerned.
Ghost hunter?
An invisible man sleeping in your bed,
Who you gonna call?!
*GHOSTBUSTERS*
This movie is legit one of my favorites. The way the nuns name is shown subliminally throughout the movie is phenomenal.
Isn't that the same ghost lady that was haunting Patrick in Insidious? Wait.....which movie am i watching again? I'm confused.
Everything Wrong With Don't Breathe
The whole movie, minus the scene with the lights turned off in the basement.
Seriously, even though I didn't actually see him doing what he did to get away, I literally called every single thing in that movie before it happened. It's bad when I have the entire plotline figured out minus one or two insignificant details in the first 20-30 minutes.
Just like the extremely disappointing and overrated Ex machina.
Karmas Camera based in clips I've seen that movie is way to cliche
oh come on Zyra, Ex Machina wasn't bad. It was predictable, yeah, but it was entertaining enough. Nothing great, but certainly not disappointing.
Grown as hell but the crooked man scene gave me chills.
Thanks for the Sister Act 2 audio at the end. *CLASSIC!*
hahaha, calling british a "foreign language" that he can't understand and "sweet! a spontaneous wet t-shirt contest!" This review is pretty damn funny.
totallypreposterous "review"
UK English and American English are different.
Yumori Zatsuken not so different that one can't understand the other. the joke in the video is when he suggests that it's too foreign to even understand.
totallypreposterous Well, I think on the Everything Wrong With CinemaSins video (made by CinemaSins) they mentioned something about only understanding American English in their videos.
Yumori Zatsuken Ok. But if you view that same part of the video you can tell he was joking about it being too complicated to understand. So whatever you're suggesting about british and american english being too far apart to tell the difference between one another. Um. No.
5:27
The Mona Lisa thing crack me up...
(No pun intended) 😱😂😂😂😱
i was literally at that scene while reading this!!!! i literally was laughing so hard😂😂😂
5:10 Ngl, I cracked up at the DirecTV mention. 🤣
Jeremy you are a f_cking treasure!
Please keep doing this as long as you are able.