So there i was1989 north Burgen New Jersey this Italian looking and sounding. Cuban guy crushed me into a fine powder and 8 huge fucking garden hose sized line TREMONDUS
Some think Joeys stories are fabricated...but i worked at a biker bar for over 20 years,an being in that bar alone produced more stories than Joey could dream of...Point being,its not hard to believe he has all these stories when you figure he's been a life long criminal...i got a lot of stories myself.
@@kingsmoke9350 Exactly this. I've seen some shit and know who's a liar ans who's not. Joey is genuine and if he ever wasn't, I would've sniffed out a pie or fabrication by now. Some people people think everything is fake
Hahaha I was in shirt and tie with The Simpsons pyjama bottoms on, drinking from a mug of vodka and Pepsi. That's been every Wednesday for the last 3 months
@@Monkeypole nobody cares. STFU u attention staved Momo w story time. Now then, watch all the ads for Uncle Joey all THE WAY THROUGH cause u Don't support in any other way. Douche supreme comments get the full outta her Karen. Don't but skip we know u don't pay for premium. Me.story.time
God that sounds fuckin great. Its 115 here in phoenix and I work In a warehouse with a shitty little swamp cooler lol. ENJOY it and have a few beers for my roasted ass.
I’m not gonna lie but every time Joey tells a story about when he was younger I just can’t stop imagining him as if he was the younger “Henry Hill” from Goodfellas.🤣
It gets easier to not give a fuck as you get older & have more experience. Sucks at first to feel like you missed out on your “prime years” in high school or college but I wouldn’t trade that for the sober confidence that builds as you step into your 30s. It’s not like it used to be where everybody was married by the time they hit 30, so you’ll be blessed with plenty of solid options as long as you don’t look/act like a douche
I arrived in Boulder in 1995, just missed Joey but probably bought weed from his friends. Every time I went to get my car emissions tested and drove by the jail, I think of you.
This really is an incredible story to show where Joey's life was at this time. Involved in this crazy coke endeavour, but also getting recognised as a comic for the first time ever. It seems like an interesting part of his life, where he's still a criminal but also a comic.
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Anytime I watch a Joey Diaz clip, I get really deep into the story, only then to be reminded that Lee is in the room from a high pitched chuckle
That dude’s laugh always annoys the hell outta me
@@t0talimm0rtalz dude I kneeeew I wasn’t the only one lol that chuckle is fuckin annoying
@@jonm8344 nahhh lees calm
Joey: "Cocaine"
Lee: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
That's damn funny
It doesn't matter what mistakes someone made 20 years ago, he is a podcasting legend today. Nice work boys
“She was like 32 33 34 35 36 37 ... she had kids“
If you think I'm bad... 8:04
8:33
How about a kilo of coke tells a Joey Diaz story for a change.
In between lines and a balcony jump
So there i was1989 north Burgen New Jersey this Italian looking and sounding. Cuban guy crushed me into a fine powder and 8 huge fucking garden hose sized line TREMONDUS
@@tinaperisich8711 That hit like a ton of bricks…Coke bricks!!
‘How Khil O’Graham Created “CoCo” Diaz’
Always two sides to the story man
😂
I could legit sit and listen to ol’ Uncle Joey tell stories all day long, amazing story teller
Lee, don’t read the hate comments. You don’t need that. You guys are killin it!
robert will I get more enjoyment out of seeing him or hearing him for 3min total outta a 10min vid
I'll never forget, It was 19-92..
Headass💀
HAHAHAH tru
Only liked this comment because of your name. Took me a minute must admit but I like it!
I love smoking my joint and binge watching Joey Diaz clips
Some think Joeys stories are fabricated...but i worked at a biker bar for over 20 years,an being in that bar alone produced more stories than Joey could dream of...Point being,its not hard to believe he has all these stories when you figure he's been a life long criminal...i got a lot of stories myself.
people that think they’re all made up haven’t gotten out of their comfort zone and lived.
Yep...they may have grown over the years but I'm sure theirs a lot of truth to them just from my own history that doesn't even compare!🤔😉
Most people suck at telling stories, joey has the wit and the delivery to just have you hanging on every word. I hope he brings a book out one day.
Finally somebody says it.. a lot of people are always surprised out how wild someone’s life can get/be. It’s beautiful.
@@kingsmoke9350 Exactly this. I've seen some shit and know who's a liar ans who's not.
Joey is genuine and if he ever wasn't, I would've sniffed out a pie or fabrication by now.
Some people people think everything is fake
The Very Best Story Teller In Comedy right here!!
No doubt
Facts
Those 2016-2019 Joey and Lee church episodes were PEAK entertainment man. I would go to sleep listening to them
When ever Uncle Joey starts a story with the year, you know it's going to be EPIC.
I love the uncle way Joey says 19..90...2😂😂😂
Uncle Coco, best story teller on youtube
With all these coke stories Joey’s basically coked up for life Lmaooo
His honesty is humbling
i just noticed the lil scarface statue
Tremendous
If they cancel joey we will just make him rich through patreon
GOD BLESS AMERICA
Hell yeah, but they can’t cancel that foo! He’s a real one! 👊🏽✊🏽
@@ba6561 I’m not from America can I not donate then
I just started smokin weed again after 10 years without because of being locked up by this fooking plague. These podcasts are a lifesaver. lol
Locked up by a plague? What u mean?
@@frankc4364 you know what lol
@@overdrive6047 seriously idk what tell me
It's not the Scamdemic locking you up and demanding your vax pass.... it's the fuckin government and their buddies in big business.
F em.
Uncle Joey nailed it! Who else is at home running zoom meetings all day wearing a business shirt and athletic shorts?
Hahaha I was in shirt and tie with The Simpsons pyjama bottoms on, drinking from a mug of vodka and Pepsi. That's been every Wednesday for the last 3 months
@@Monkeypole nobody cares. STFU u attention staved Momo w story time.
Now then, watch all the ads for Uncle Joey all THE WAY THROUGH cause u Don't support in any other way. Douche supreme comments get the full outta her Karen. Don't but skip we know u don't pay for premium. Me.story.time
@@Monkeypole plug stampsDTcom or something worth reading
God that sounds fuckin great. Its 115 here in phoenix and I work In a warehouse with a shitty little swamp cooler lol. ENJOY it and have a few beers for my roasted ass.
donetta trump you okay honey?
Joey has so many stories i cant believe them anymore
I’m not gonna lie but every time Joey tells a story about when he was younger I just can’t stop imagining him as if he was the younger “Henry Hill” from Goodfellas.🤣
Same joey. Can't talk to the ladies without being somewhat inebriated. 🤷🏼♂️
@@viracocha trust me I know. Been an addict for 8 years. I'm finally clean I don't even drink just some buds here n there
Same here man. Social anxiety/low self esteem is an awful combo. Barely even wanna put myself out there at all if I'm sober.
Thanks guys for the advice
It gets easier to not give a fuck as you get older & have more experience. Sucks at first to feel like you missed out on your “prime years” in high school or college but I wouldn’t trade that for the sober confidence that builds as you step into your 30s. It’s not like it used to be where everybody was married by the time they hit 30, so you’ll be blessed with plenty of solid options as long as you don’t look/act like a douche
@@kevindube7096 I appreciate it man 🙏🙏💯👊 those were words I needed to read at the right time. Double like the comment 💯👍🙏
Your good at story telling too 👌 sellen powda 😅
EP114587 dude (looks like laydeee)
EP114587 yoooo 😂😂😂
This is forsure the BEST comment section in all of TH-cam
😂😂😂
Lee is like a coke dealer, I know a root beer dealer.
“Wipe the handlebar” lmfao
I’m in the same boat. Very slim chance I’m going to speak to you if I’m not buzzed.
Lee's laugh in the background is damn funny 😂😂
What does Lee care about the lockdown, the man never leaves his house hahahaha
If I could wish for 1 thing it would be to go back in time to like 1983 and party with my grandpa and young Joey Diaz
ahh 1992 the days when life was good and i was 28 years younger lmfao
I was 16/17 years old. What good days
On behalf of the comment section I’d like to thank you for the monumental task of calculating how many years that was... wow
Joey Diaz is the F'ing Bomb.. Thanks for sharing your stories with us..
Joey's voice is incredible and I want it
smoke for 40 years
Rifa for 40 years, coke for 30 years, cigarettes for 20 years
You got Joey’s voice telling stories and Lee Syattberg making baby noises in the background.
sometimes i wonder if any of this shit actually happened.. but then i realize it doesent even matter, it’s hilarious 😂
Get better personal skills and then you'd realize he's one of the few people not fabricating these stories and is legit.
That's why he's so relatable.
😂 when’s somebody going to tell Joey that Valium didn’t get “reactivated” out of his fat cells, it just has a real looooonngggg half-life
Same thing...lol
I arrived in Boulder in 1995, just missed Joey but probably bought weed from his friends. Every time I went to get my car emissions tested and drove by the jail, I think of you.
3:10 „You probably just finished wakin‘ off“ ... I actually did
If a bag of coke could talk it would sound like Joey Diaz
“My roommates work, he’s got jobs …………………………………….
but one ☝️ of his main jobs is selling powder “-Joey Diaz ha😂
Lee if you ever decided to leave the podcast, it would never be as good as it is now.
Like i was sayin .. that jingle at the end tho.. perfect for joey
Hell yeah, '92 was my year of birth! It was the winter of 92 in October, Colorado...
Valiums use to be everywhere back then. Everywhere . Roche 10. In 92-99 everyone I knew sold powder.
There everywhere here in Scotland
I love Lee's giggle
Nothing goes through Lee’s city without him knowing.
Uncle joey i would love to hang out with him, Love from spain hermano
Lol these cameras need to be upgraded to HD
Joey said tf you doing when he pulled out the j but im in the hospital😭😭😭
Time for a word from our sponsor a numba
Lee, show yourself here and there. We miss seeing you bro
Cigars, cocaine, lager and whiskey. Happy weekend!
1992 here we go
Had a roommate who was a weed dealer, you can say I didn’t go sober for a while.
NINETEEN..............
NINETY...................
........................TWO.
Did Joey refer to a steering wheel as a handle bar 😂
😆
This cracked me up big time!!! 😂😂😂😂
Lee is literally a walking kfc family bucket. Except he doesn't walk.
I'm more like the zinger burger. Hot stuff and full of pubes.
@@westhompson4012 lmfao!
Coke and joey are inseparable duo
"a story that goes back to 19....90...2"-JD
It's a Friday night, 4 in the mornin....... hahaaaaaaaaaa
Love this team. Lee is a giggle freak
Damn stop ball huggin🤣🤣🤣
We’re bringing back the 90’s!. 😎🙄🤮
Uncle joey knows he’s years!
Joey the only way to get better is to practice, practice, practice. Get your practice in early kids.
Does anyone know where the Shotgun Doug story is?
All I can hear is the wheeze in his voice
Main job was selling powdaaaaa
tremendous
92 i was a sophomore in high school
Shit 92 I wasn’t even a concept yet
Come back church
I might be slow but i missed the whole point of this fucking story
“LA BAMBA IS OVER!”
picked up wax, dabbingmy full g before this vid ends with unk joey
Joeeeyyyy🍻🍺🍺🍺 😎🤙
I can hear Lee breathing in the background?
I was only 11 in ‘92
I feel Joey
When doesn't Joey take it back to '92? Or '83? Or Colorado? Or Jersey? Or prison? Or...
Like a doctor
What the hell did people know for a fact, in 1969?
What movies have you been in? 🤣😂😅 ooooh the gentiles
I'm the same exact way
As far as needing substance for confidence
Sloppy jalopy 😂
"sowba"
Smoke one with uncle joeyyyyyyyyyy
Joey's knowledge of drug interactions with the body is terrible... Like the valium thing.
EP114587 Not everybody has a boring life like you.
19......90............................................2
what is with this video quality ... lee get it together ya momo
His voice reminds me of leather
No beach for the next corona wave
Continue!!! With the fucking!!!!! Story!!!! What about the glands!!
Joey man u need to learn your drug facts vallium dont use half one day then half the next they just last longer than xanax
This really is an incredible story to show where Joey's life was at this time. Involved in this crazy coke endeavour, but also getting recognised as a comic for the first time ever. It seems like an interesting part of his life, where he's still a criminal but also a comic.
420 am stay up xD
SCIENCE
Love Joey but Jesus christ have a little respect for your boys/guests that are in sobriety & not blaze up your weed in their face
Bro that lil giggle is so annoying 😂
Wtf youtube is taking my first amendment right?
Skolah-shipz
Gm it me Eric ya crazy nephew ya give beer to and watch the show with my crazy ass
Lol wut?
@@joesmith4430 u got beer
@@joesmith4430 hey gm