Joey Diaz | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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- Joey Diaz is a stand-up comedian, podcaster and author. He hosts the podcast “The Check In” with Lee Syatt, and just released his autobiography, “Tremendous: the Life of a Comedy Savage.”
Joey “Coco” Diaz returns to catch up with Theo about life since the pandemic, moving to New Jersey to focus on his family, what he learned about life after taking some time away from comedy, the wild days of his old podcast “The Church”, the backstory behind Theo’s infamous episode, what Joey’s co-pilot Lee Syatt has been up to lately, and much more.
Joey Diaz: / madflavors_world
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Theo and Joey's old Church of What's Happening Now podcasts are iconic.
The real Nicars still remember 🙏
The one where their on shrooms and lee thinks the mic making a noise but it was him 😂😂😂
Tremendous
Ain’t nuthin better
Listened so many times! Love them
“THERES SOMEONE STUCK UNDER A BRIDGE RIGHT NOW, SOMEONE WITH A SIZE 11 FOOT IN AN 8.5 SHOE” 🤣😭 Theo’s Jelly Roll impression had Joey laughing so damn hard lmao
Sounds crazy but it also doesn’t😂
Same ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
@@GandyGreenD7wwe 😊😮
ive never heard joey laugh so hard
@Cee.ONE8it's like the first sentence Theo says lol
Joey Diaz is endless. Theo Von deserves his own GTA radio station.
agreed
Bro. Listening to the podcast in the car while the boys ripping off a casino. Someone needs to get ahold of rockstar
He is going to get one. (don't ask how i know)
@@motokid413so is jre
I think he already does have his own
The dude saying "woooo" when Joey let him out of the bathroom after 7 hours being locked in. Funniest shit I've heard in a minute
Ikr 😂😂😂
What time is that cant find it at all
@@rorygervin516037:30
😂😂😂😂
@@rorygervin516036:20
Amazing to see Uncle Joey laughing his ass off immediately to open the show 😂😂 boy I needed this one today, it’s been rough but we living baby!
Gang gang baby!!!
I’m on this page too brother, let’s get it!
Pick yourself up by your bootstraps C*cksucka!!!! You got this brotha! ❤
Gang gang boi
Hang in there brother. Tough times come to us all even if it doesn't seem like it. That's life. People hide it as we don't wanna talk about it or show weakness to the world but trust me, everyone has issues. So stay strong. You'll be alright. No matter how bad shit gets, life always swings back the other way. I've lost tons of family in recent years. My only parent too. All by age 28. But we're here, surviving.
Think about it. You survived 100% of the time so far. You haven't been taken down yet. You got a flawless record of getting to the other side. So keep going. This goes for anyone else that needs this too!
As crazy as it sounds Joey gives me a hard reset on my outlook on life every time I hear him
Feel this bro
Not crazy at all man he’s a wise genuine brother and you said it perfectly for real!
100% especially the part about how bad the internet is for mental health
Crazy outlooks. Dude blames heart problems on covid instead of coke😂
@@coop3195to be fair, he's right about certain cases. Might not be his own case, but covid can do that.
“I don’t wanna say the dude was gay but everybody knew he was gay and he knew he was gay” fucking classic theo 😂😂😂
Soma and Vicodin was the stuff back in the day. Giving your driver or whoever was around a few pills was so common. It's toxic AF to push to push drugs on everyone, but it was just the thing 20 years ago.
😂
29:18
His love of discussing gay dudes (I clocked at least 3 stories/mentions this ep.) is interesting...
@@voice_of_a_little_ladyyou ever talk to em? They are interesting.
Joey is looking so good - healthy, happy, sharp and makes us laugh our azz off. Miss him - this was good for my soul.
“He tried to feel on my leg when he was giving me a ride home….if I wasn’t a little brave I would’ve been gay bruh” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hence the podcast table he salvaged from the USS Enterprise on the set of
Star Trek
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Lmao
😂😂😂
Had me cracking plum up between the jellyroll start & that comment I was rollin!
A two-hour conversation between two of the most genuine fellas here on this earth.
Some top tier content
Maaan,... Y'ain't NEVER lied.
One’s genuine
Fantastic✨
“You could OD on the sunset there… It’s a beautiful area.” 😂😂😂
Disk frisky
theo is the undisputed king of offhand comments 😂😂
where were they implying too i havnt caught the ep yet . will tmro…
😂😂😂
Thats not even funny tho
“Can’t let him pet a small animal for too long. That shit will escalate.” Theo is a damn poet. I love his Theoisms.
Theo's theory of everything that is funny
"Just poor pill management " 😂 Theo is the G.O.A.T
Dude this had me dying 🤣🤣💀💀
he is a hardcore christian aint he?
I’m naming my next song that
@@kane2440random question lol but nah he’s never said what religion his in. So he can’t be that hardcore if he is
@@jakewalksinabar Nah fr Thats a good song title "poor pill management" I might do it too at least for a beat lmaooo
39:35 "Like he was healthy enough, he could enjoy Christmas and shit" classic Theo Von line 😂
It's strange how under appreciated Theo is as a comic. His brain is wired differently...
@@Bears84 He's not underappreciated.
@@Potatisem By you.
@@Potatisem By you. Tit.
Made me lmao
Hearing a 60+ year old man say he misses his mother really hits me hard
Timestamp?
Cause you miss your mom or cause you know that day will come?
@@metalmanny666 1:57:32
@@ElectricGigalo thank you bruv
You only have one mom and no matter what she loves you. I lost my mom this year and I can tell you I’m a grown man and I truly miss my mom. So I know how Joey feels
Theo von and Joey Diaz my name is Mark i had a dope addiction of 30 years I am currently 43 and have bin sober over a year and have bin work on it for almost 4 years and my life was getting to a point that I couldn't see staying sober because I didn't see any light at end of the tunnel but listening to you 2 and many others like you guys guys and I just want to thank you for helping me through these hard times and making me laugh with how much I relate to the story's and I am currently getting ready to share my story and truth is seeing and hearing your guys is giving me what I need to dig deep thanks brothers for helping pave the way for the rest of us
Mark, you are rad brother!!!
Ok
Good luck bruv, you got this
Congrats on your sobriety! I'm sober too and I know how tough it can be, some days more so than others. Best thing I'd recommend is to have a solid support group of sober people. They can help build you up when you're feeling down and want to relapse like we all get sometimes. You got this!
Nothing is more important, or beautiful than a persons transformation in recovery. It's absolutely unbelievable. Keep telling people your story, you will inspire others. Podcasts are my 12 step too brother. Keep rising higher, thousand blessings to you and your family
When I see I diabetic foot in a restaurant, I'm out - Joey Diaz
I absolutely love Joey's voice. He's an awesome story teller and he brings out such a good side of Theo. Just laughing. 😆
@@heatherelyse4444 Guy is a unfunny bullshitter..
I saw one at the Kroger by me. It looked like a lopsided football on a leg that had been left in the swamp for the summer.
😂😂😂😂
Noway I have an appetite after seeing that shit 😂
There’s so much love between these two. This needs to happen more often.
Saudi dervish
Feisty Fahim
Dude Joey would be such a good friend to have man. Him telling Theo “yeah man I’ll take you to the jj park and we can go eat”and just starts making plans 😂 I love it
And then you see Theos Instagram story of him at the park. Shows you Joey isn't just talk.
@@S1X_Bucks exactly he’s really a d genuine dude and good at heart
yeah if you're not one of the many women he's assaulted or one of the numerous comics he's made death threats against, then I guess Joey would be a good friend 🙄
@@lazylion420 lmao and where did you hear all that? TH-cam? Social media? And lemme guess some woman said it? Im sure they did tryna get on joeys money… Prove or it didn’t happen. Him and Theo going to jj park. That did happen. Say what you want about him but you know, I know, the American ppl know, that those women voluntarily would do dirty things hoping their gonna get the bag 😂 and when joeys tells them to fuck off he’s the bad guy?
ignorance really is bliss
Bruh Joey’s “forget about it” was so satisfying 😂😂
Lost it in when Theo called Lee a “Walkie-Talkie” 😂
Garlicky
Bro no subby zone
I love that Lee he's such a fruit cake haha
Students Canucks
I didn't get it, why walkie talkie?
Jelly Roll impression already has me rolling 😂
Yes. The hillbilly gangster trap rapper turned pg13 country music sensation. Jelly Role Play ▶️
Shit cracked me up 🤣🤣
Okay? So what, the dude can’t change? He turned away from the hillbilly trap shit before he blew up in fame.@@EnthusiasticIcyComet-yq2bv.
ROLLing
@@EnthusiasticIcyComet-yq2bvr
He
I'm in alcohol withdrawal, this is helping my soul, I don't know why but it is
Been there done that! Good luck tho its very hard and shit is no joke! Prayers for you 🙏
Keep going man! It gets easier. I’m rooting for you!
You got this amigo 🏴
You got this
Buds kicking back being silly - it’s soothes you because this will be you soon. Sober and in love with life and those who are in it. You’ve got thisss God is already blessing you!
“They’ll re-caulk your living room” almost made me spit take😂
My mom died last night and I had to come home and answer the call. The hotel I’m in just called to keep my laughter down lmao. Thank you Theo and Uncle Joey - supporter for life 20 yeayys strong. The Jelly Roll bit has me into stitches for the rest of the night lol
I’m so sorry for your loss, I’m glad this video popped up on your TH-cam feed. Almost like it was intentionally placed there because the algorithm knew you needed it. It’s not easy losing a parent but I hope your grieving process is kind to you man, take all the time you need to process, heal and take care of yourself. Godspeed
Thanks, babe. She’s “upstairs!” lol
❤❤@@mpryan85
R.I.P fam
So sorry. Don't be afraid to talk to people, don't isolate yourself
28:15 I almost died when he said “is it a Japanese guy” despite having no clue who Joey was even talking about 🤣
It’s seemed like he said it because he said the guy disappeared, I took it as Theo asking if the guy was a ninja lmao
@@dru526 haha i never caught that 😂
Joeys face expression after Theo said that cause he was way off 😂
I feel like he was insinuating Bobby Lee 😂
Joey spot on with todays society since the pandemic.
Its never been the same.
Nah it was f-cked before that
“You could OD on the sunset there it’s a beautiful place” bruh 😂😂😂😂
Seeing Theo and Joey having fun at UFC 302 made me happy
It was great
Absolutely Tremendous!
Got hyped seeing Uncle Joey on crowd cam
Need a movie with these 2 where Joey is a kingpin dealer & Theo is the autistic cousin who just got outta jail & is being shown the ropes
Not trying to (rat) on your parade but your idea of autism please explain if you know what it is?
Write the script!😂
Write the script!
Faithful
Tim Dillon is the gay, super rich, corrupt mayor of the city who dramatically causes shady shenanigans to happen and Tucker Carlson is the far right Police chief who's trying to figure it out who's, who, what's going on and determined to bring the whole thing down.
“I felt like a fuckin taquito leaving outta there I was cooked bruh” 😂
Joey is settling down,and is still more badass than 90 percent of the population.
"Illegal immigrants, with only 90 singing lessons, you can get an American music award, too! " that had me dying 😂
Crichton unseen
It was hysterical, and with probably less than 90 they could, too! If they had natural ability then we aren’t picky.
time stamp!!!!???
@@agustinetchegoyhen8875 It was right after the intro song maybe 3 minutes in, and the last thing Theo said about Jellyroll. After he said “I was a maitre d at a Macaroni Grill”.
Oh its at @3:22 lol
I love that this whole interview was just them laughing and recalling old times. Not looking stuff up on social media or internet. I’m with Joey- a good book and a Dr Pepper.
Joey: “what’s that one place with the chocolate fountain?”
Theo: “Memphis?” 💀
country crock 🧺
Underrated 😂
😂😂😂
Probably 2 of the funniest dudes alive 😂
Joey is looking healthy! Been listening to these two since the church, their old school podcasts are classics!
Good to see that legend healthy! Hope he keeps it up cuz I love this guy
LOL
Man joey talking about the old guy Johnny at the bar and giving him coke and seeing him shadow boxing on the bridge hours later is fucking gold
Hilarious bro, locking him in the bathroom for almost all day and then showing him the cuban egg roll 🤣
@@7HEREALDON LOL "wow!"
@@samuelcox1622 I couldn't breathe when I watched the first time brotha 🤣 you can't make these stories up 😭
Time stamp?!
36:20
“Can’t let ‘em pet an animal for too long brother, that shit’ll escalate”
"poor pill management" took me out😂
2 hours of Joey and Theo, what a blessing to our week!🙌🏼
couldn’t have said it better
Amen ❤ 🙌
Joey stoned, mouth open and not blinking for hours straight was the best part of ufc 302
have a clip? didnt catch it
Dude. Hahaha
@@fubey8xlast 15 seconds of round 2 of Islam Dustin
The only stars that he saw weren't even the ones that were around him. They were the ones that he got high on.
'He could enjoy Christmas and his mouth was always wet' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Oh yeah… and he had the coke bottle or whatever.” 😂😂😂 Theo was thinking of the bushman from the “The Gods must be crazy.”
“He has no more flies on his neck”
Talking about Lee😂😂😂😂😂😂 had me dying with one minute left of the video!
Uncle Joey on any pod im watching, especially w Theo
Exactly
Gandhi
banana boat
Pods are never long enough
@@hungwellwood agreed. anything with unca joey is gold.
14:52 "I put a nicotine gum, that mf was running around my street w nicotine in him" lmfao
didnt see that mf for a week 😂
Joey Diaz is a national treasure. There aren't enough human beings like him.
Only need Lee to complete the trio 😂
Flying J
Hashish
Lees awful
Wiggle for your uncle joey
Dervish extol
Joey: “Who’s the crazy white guy?”
Theo: “Mark Twain?… Mark Whalberg!?”
🤣
That's insane, this part played literally the second I was scrolling and reading it😂
😂😂
@@ScubaSteve3560Coincidental timing to say the least.
This shit about to be bananas.
B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
Who you think this is joey bananas
Caulk sukkas
Amen!! 100.. already knew this going be a good one.
watching at work dying rn😭😭
This is hands down the most healing podcast for me I've ever come across. I can't not relate on so many levels to this right here. Thanks for that!!!
“you know steven bauer ?” “no did he pass away”
dawg omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Church is in session , Gang Gang! TREMENDOUS!
38:06
“WOW” has me in tearssss 😂
🤣😂😂
Fuck bro this killed me
The jelly roll impersonation was unreal 😂😂
“Salmon
Gay watermelon
Black pudding
Special pickles
Reeboks”
What kind of buffets did Theo eat at? Lol
All you can Feet , gang gang
Don't know but he eat too much gay watermelon and black pudding haha
Y’all forgot to mention Shoney’s 👌🏼
Reebok's 😋
Shane needs to get Joey onto season 2 of Tires
Facts
that show sucks, it tires me out
@@ben159xboxComedy!
He was on a few episodes of Scare Tactics back in the day. Tremendous.
Ever considered perhaps retiring?@@ben159xbox
These two men give me the biggest laughs and brings out my empathy and puts all kids of positive wild energy in my body. Thanks so much. As a busy mom and wife I appreciate ya
"Standup, sleep, edibles. It was too much!" Lol ol Joey Diaz.
I love this duo. You can feel the respect and love they have for each other. Really wholesome.
@39:20
"He was healthy enough.... he could enjoy Christmas and sh**"
That part got me. LOL
That single remark was better than most comedy routines. So perfect. 😂
That was probably the best line this whole episode
19:40 “that little fuckin walkie talkie” …… “that Jewish Christmas present” 😂
😂☠
Cayden Darvin
You can tell Theo wanted to spend a couple mins ripping on Lee, but Joey moved on from the subject quickly. Joey has a man-to-man respect for Lee now that Lee is his own man taking on the world. Joey’s a good friend.
I swear he’s a poet
@@b4Sed1593Theo cares for Lee too. I think he just gets a little carried away unintentionally. I don’t know if you saw their old church podcasts but at the end of one of them Theo apologized for making fun of him and Lee was okay with it.
Listening to Joey makes me want to drink a bottle of water on his behalf
I have to say, the shroom ep with Lee and uncle Joey will forever be my comfort go to when the world feels too fucked. This ep helped me feel human again. And you guys doing that, over the screen, means you're doing something right. Gang. Hugs to Joey too. ❤❤❤❤❤❤
im going through withdrawals off psych meds and this is the first time ive laughed so hard in a week. truly a mf christmas miracle 😂
Why’d you have to take psych meds?
Hang in there
Why you idiots take those at the first place? Its not a secret they dont help you at all..
I’m right there with ya , it’s sucking the life out of me , but this episode made me laugh and I needed that. Best wishes to you and your recovery
@@courtneycourtney8720 your hair looks so healthy and beautiful!
I started calling my Ppl everyday instead of texting bc of Uncle Joey...
Best thing EVER!!!!
Theo laughs at his own jokes before he even says them 🤣
You know it’s good when Joey Diaz is already wheezing within the first 3 minutes.
16:03 When Joey laughs his hardest, it just sounds like someone ripping a bong lmfaooooo
Got me howlin 😂 thanks for this, had missed this gem hahhaha
This is crazy funny
😅
Like an old ford struggling to get that engine going
i just got done with this part and thought id check the comments to see if anyone else mentioned it. he died laughing so hard his laugh muted itself 😂😂😂
The episode where Joey and Theo do mushrooms is one of the greatest podcasts ever. Funny from start to finish, especially when Lee hits his peak! 😂
Yep and Theo's stand up after the podcast while still cooked was the capper. I still watch that every now and then and just die 😂.
Episode number?
@@somnium7588 #383 but I don't see the whole episode on YT, only clips. Theo is wearing the same shirt as on the 383 Diaz pod when he does stand up later that night.
Eddie killed the vibe of that ep
😂😂😂😂😂 iykyk
“When I’m at restaurant and I see swollen ankles I gotta go, I’m on the plane tomorrow”😭😭😭😭😭😭
Thank you Theo and Uncle Diaz for this episode. You two truly can bright up any bad day i've had in an instant.
Theo really just said Buffets are like the onlyfans of the dinner community. 😂
He ain't lying
That jelly impression was spot on💀😂😂
Uncle Joe laughing tells you all you need to know about how funny Theo is 😂
Great two comedians 😂
Moral of the podcast: the old days were better.
They absolutely were. I'm only 44, so didn't get that '80s experience like Joey...but the late '90s and 2000s were still a magical time where there was pure connections, and you got to actually LIVE.
They always are… except for when they’re not
Way better😎
@@Chalor. Joey and I are the same age. The shit he talks about the late 70s and into the 80s brings back memories. Shit, I still remember smoking on planes😎
@@raider5921
Hell yeah man. And me too, 'cause I started flying in '85. I don't even know why I was praising the late '90s/early 2000s 'cause the '80s has all my nostalgia. Between my buddies born in '78-'80 and the others in '82...those handful of years make a _world_ of difference in the era they cling to.
23:15 michael Jackson tea is craaazzzy LMAOOOO🤣😂
EXACTLY!!!😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏
That Rohypnol sleepytime tea
“This guy would get everything, he was a real susceptible fella” - Theo Von
That was the most perfect Jelly Roll impression that Ive ever heard in my life 😂😂😂
"They'll hold ya down, and f___ to death" This is why I love this duo
Opening with a jelly roll impersonation is crazy😂😂😂
“And the other guy who fights people, buzz aldrin” 😂😂😂
Love to see these dudes genuinely enjoying their time together. God bless
YES!! just TODAY I was listening to an old Church episode with Theo and thinking they were due for a new one... prayer answered. Love you guys.
"Like punxsutawney phil - 8 more weeks of 8 ball" loooooooooool
Time to roll this blunt, sit back, and relax.
🔥
Gang gang baby ❤💨
Gang gang baby ❤️💨
Bot @@Basbhat
@@InfernalDaze Lol try again, not a bot.
There is no pain worse than that of a parent who wasn't ready to be one....looking back 20 years later and feeling the weight of all that precious time they selfishly missed and will never get back.
I am standing in a IKEA cue with my earphones and laughing hard on this episode.😂
Joeys laugh at 16:04 sounds like a bong hit lmao
As much as I love and idolize Joey that's not a good thing, that means his windpipe is very closed up and smaller from what it should be
@@BenCotter-b6z bro has the build of a ancient toad and has done tons of drugs what do you expect brother
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol you guys seem like you've never dealt with rough men from rough places. They get to 60 and they're clapped.. my dad and his dad were from Newcastle older was a miner, they're broken hahahah if it's not the work it's the drink and drugs
@@captaincucaracha both dead my guy. Under 50
"Lee had some HVAC issues going on" LMAO
“Dana lost the hair he was gunna give to his kids”🤣🤣
Funniest podcast I’ve heard in a while!
"like Punxsutawney Phil...8 more weeks of 8 ball"
Shakespeare.
theo von - i mean he could still enjoy Christmas! That fucking got me
But his mouth was always wet
Joey might be the only person Theo truly shows his real self to, impeccable👌🤙
These two are great together. Also I love how you can just tell by the way Theo talks to and laughs at joeys jokes and gets a little more excited when Joey laughs at his jokes, he forsure looks up to Joey and doesn’t care to show his appreciation for him.
I literally choked on my sandwich at that jellyroll impression, so good lol
I couldn't stop laughing at the statement "Poor pill management" 😂😂
This is the guest the world needed on this past weekend!!!!
Crock
Theo deserves every good thing that's coming to him.