I understand this after i watched my friend who highly looks up to me, fall down the path i did. I fought out of the snow addiction, he struggles and says he misses it daily. Makes me feel like i fucked up and I regret doing it next to him daily because i knew he wouldnt not want to try it😭😭
@@seansullivan7928More than anything else really it was him growing up in the “right time period”. I mean these stories of being wild and living in the madness couldn’t have truly took place at a moment in time where the United States was more perfect for such things to occur. 70s, 80s, 90s and just a little ways into the 2000s. Life was just a beautiful thing to live then and I being someone who only got to really experience about half the 90s and the rest thru the 2ks ofc. I got to experience truly what was probably the last true real beauty of the wild side of our country and man I loved it. Sad cause idk if the next gens will get to feel that free roam in your neighborhood causing trouble with your friends from school and getting to grow up with the life lessons like uncle Joey tries to stress to us all
@Sloneyyy Considering you must not have grown up in the 2000s and 2010s, I can tell you from my experiences that the madness never went away. It truly depends on where you live and who you know.
I think the kid would of done cocaine eventually - especially if it was roaring like the way uncle joey describes. I get why he feels guilty though, you can tell he really is still shook up from that.
@@Jakecollick definitely hasn’t helped he said he was smoking cigs since he was like 16 lol. He’s quit since then but smoking weed still fucks you up for sure.
Hands down my favorite podcast in general and especially when I'm feeling down and out, or in a rut just spinning my wheels in life. I like to listen to Uncle Joey and his humility and honesty and ability to change from who he was gives me the happiness and hope to know things are gonna turn out fine and it's just life
@@jimjones9840 depends on what strength you get, some of the raves I've been to recently were wild and the acid varied however for like $10 you can get a hit of pretty good acid
Sean Crutcher Same! I don’t watch much TV anymore and don’t really look at social media anymore either. Just some funny stories (mostly Joey’s) on TH-cam
Hey was as much a part of it and responsible for his own actions just like u was joey.. dont beat urself up and blame urself. He had choices, u had choices.
Joey's way too damn hard on himself here. If that kid was genetically predisposed to be an addict then it doesn't matter if Joey gives it to him in 1979 or some other fucking mook gives it to him in 1980. He's getting hooked no matter what.
That's true, but I think Joey's ownership is also commendable. At least I think it's right that he's trying to help that guy today, he has a big heart.
facts bro i’m kinda like living his youth atm. when he said there’s many stories i can say but some that i can’t i thought about and wondered dan he speaking like a future me
I smoked pot with a high school buddy for his first time, within a year or so him and his brother got busted on some serious possession and I guess distribution charges and somehow wound up in relatively severe legal trouble despite his age and clean record. He never came back to school and I never knew what happened to him until bumping into him in line for Metallica tickets a couple years later. Never saw him again but we reconnected on Facebook for a while some years back, apparently he'd had a bad round with the powder and some kinda rough years. I couldn't help but feel a small bit responsible, but I don't really feel that way with pot, I'd feel differently about it if I'd given him heroin or something.
Hey from up north in Canada just started watching these clips I would like to know how I can watch the full podcasts I can sit and listen to him talk all day hes relatable to me in some ways
Jesus I just did coke for the first time ever tonight, and as Joey said in my heart I didnt really want to do it, but the other kid called my bluff and we did a first line, it felt great and I still have half a bag left and im not sure what im going to do.
@@scare-crow1679 Honestly scariest night of my life, friend got jacked up and some bad shit happened, will throw it away, atleast i've tried it i guess, thanks for the advice.
I have a story. I was home on leave in 93 and my brother was supposed to meet a guy to buy a kilo of coke and sell a couple pounds of weed. He said he was thinking of robbing the dude. Well I put the guy on his knees taped his ass up put him in his trunk and I walked away with his money and drugs while my brother sit in the truck pissing his pants. Then he had the nerve to say half of the shit was his. I broke his arm left the drugs with him and put the money in my account. So glad I did that once and only once and never said anything about it till now.
Yo we used to steal fried chicken and booze from an Albertsons 🤣 funniest part is my buddy got caught but only with fried chicken and they took his ass to the station at 14 years old😭
Il say one thing you can point to one event that you feel like you did something wrong for somebody, and you can learn from shit like that but you can't go around with the guilt, pinning it to yourself because it's never one thing that makes or breaks anyone, but an accumulation of 1000 things, Maybe you should'nt have given him the coke but he wouldve gone down that road eventually if not for you, Don't pin that blame to you and carry that guilt, Like I said it's one thing to recognize your mistake, but you cant blame yourself for a person's entire life
“In 79 everybody had aluminum foil”
Daniel B He had more aluminum foil than aluminum foil
@@Dan0TheMano astronomical
Marlo Stanfield foil is still used all over canada
@@Known-wj6nh i believe the Eskimos in the north pole use tin foil
@@beatsbythekilo can confirm, I've also heard of greenlanders using foil
Lees heavy breathing intensifies everything Joey says
Perfect pair!😁
You can hear him occasionally moan later on in the video every time joey says something significant 😂😂
How to do a joey diaz podcast.
"85 Bouldah" "79North Burgand"
"Like a doctah" "Dawg"
"Cocksucka" **throaty laugh**
Bougie Joker lmfaooooo
Nailed it!
Tremendous
you forgot the "on 88th street"
Stay black mothafuckas!
the first person i have ever heard admit that giving someone drugs changed that persons life negatively
I understand this after i watched my friend who highly looks up to me, fall down the path i did. I fought out of the snow addiction, he struggles and says he misses it daily. Makes me feel like i fucked up and I regret doing it next to him daily because i knew he wouldnt not want to try it😭😭
Renton giving Tommy his first hit in trainspotting type vibe.
For all the drugs Joey did his memory is insane
From my experiences it definitely doesn't affect your memory, that's alcohol.
Some things people just don't forget
@@joeboo9801 he's talking bout robbing a beer truck so what makes you think he wasn't drinking while doing his drugs?
Joe Boo weed fucked my memory
@@yippeeyip4764 no it didn't
Joeys life sounds like someone continually doing Grand Theft Auto missions in a game.
He's literally Toni Cipriani after GTA 3
You must get the robbery done in ten mins and drive across town
No he just grew up in the right place for all this to happen
@@seansullivan7928More than anything else really it was him growing up in the “right time period”. I mean these stories of being wild and living in the madness couldn’t have truly took place at a moment in time where the United States was more perfect for such things to occur. 70s, 80s, 90s and just a little ways into the 2000s. Life was just a beautiful thing to live then and I being someone who only got to really experience about half the 90s and the rest thru the 2ks ofc. I got to experience truly what was probably the last true real beauty of the wild side of our country and man I loved it. Sad cause idk if the next gens will get to feel that free roam in your neighborhood causing trouble with your friends from school and getting to grow up with the life lessons like uncle Joey tries to stress to us all
@Sloneyyy Considering you must not have grown up in the 2000s and 2010s, I can tell you from my experiences that the madness never went away. It truly depends on where you live and who you know.
I think the kid would of done cocaine eventually - especially if it was roaring like the way uncle joey describes. I get why he feels guilty though, you can tell he really is still shook up from that.
Kfcnutrients lol I see you everywhere also 6 months ago commenting on Jarvis video when he was apologizing
@@profragsmark2012 I still get comments on that! poor jarvis. i thought that comment would get buried lol.
Kfcnutrients lol
Back then everyone had at the very least given it a try
I feel how uncle Joey feels I gave my friend his 1st line I'm sure he would have gotten into it without me but one can't help but to feel guilty
You can hear everything he has ever smoked
Jake Collick his voice is like that from coke
Aidan Bagwell I reckon everything he’s smoked has helped tho ?
Steve Hunt how high were you when you wrote that😂😂😂
@@Jakecollick definitely hasn’t helped he said he was smoking cigs since he was like 16 lol. He’s quit since then but smoking weed still fucks you up for sure.
Just respect it
joey diaz stories should be a category of asmr
Where my 4am gentiles at???
Cal gentiles
East coast gentile
Enjoy ya momos
I'm here I'm here
East , Joey would be disappointed at my mad scientist rig setup
Hands down my favorite podcast in general and especially when I'm feeling down and out, or in a rut just spinning my wheels in life. I like to listen to Uncle Joey and his humility and honesty and ability to change from who he was gives me the happiness and hope to know things are gonna turn out fine and it's just life
Indeed brother, we all need a little uncle joey in our lifes.
“Honesty” lol
Hmmm
Lee was on alpha brain for this episode
Uncle Joey is a very wise man. Been through hell and back
Deserves extra respect
The duality of this old, rigid and experienced legend next to this high pitched giggling man baby is too much.
Bigger Cuban guy smaller Cuban guy smaller Cuban guy with his wife
Nigga what
Tremendous
I love watching joey when I'm coming down off an acid trip.
Yo same
Aw fuck that man way too intense lol
How's the acid these days? I haven't had any since around 82...
@@jimjones9840 depends on what strength you get, some of the raves I've been to recently were wild and the acid varied however for like $10 you can get a hit of pretty good acid
@@jimjones9840 I get double dipped gel tabs for 10
I listen to more joey diaz podcast than i do anything. I dont watch much tv at all and i did away with facebook.thanks for the stories joey
Sean Crutcher Same! I don’t watch much TV anymore and don’t really look at social media anymore either. Just some funny stories (mostly Joey’s) on TH-cam
Cant go wrong with uncle joey
Sean Crutcher me to I don’t get on Facebook anymore
In the same boat man congrats on kicking the tell lie vision
Great story I thought I heard all uncle joeys stories I hope he starts telling more that he’s never told 💯
Lol 🖕🏻
Chuck Cox lmao look at you. Put a shirt on, you don’t have anything to show off buddy😂
Gizmo 856 CM cvc v. MCVVcmV. mx
Gizmo 856 why are you putting another man down, learn to be kind to each other
Hey was as much a part of it and responsible for his own actions just like u was joey.. dont beat urself up and blame urself. He had choices, u had choices.
Everybody has choices
One of the best ways to fight your demons is by exposing them.
By knowing them and controlling them
Joey Diaz needs to make an album but only release stories from his life on each track.
Basiclly a soundbook.
Amazing stories! Joey Diaz has lived more in his youth than most of us will in our lifetimes.
Joey's way too damn hard on himself here. If that kid was genetically predisposed to be an addict then it doesn't matter if Joey gives it to him in 1979 or some other fucking mook gives it to him in 1980. He's getting hooked no matter what.
That's true, but I think Joey's ownership is also commendable. At least I think it's right that he's trying to help that guy today, he has a big heart.
@@squatcurldeadlift7346 you are too right joeys accountability is completely admirable
You're right, but its really just in our nature to feel guilty/shameful about those kinds of things. Your mind plays the whole "what if" game.
"we also had peppermint schnapps"
*"Oh shit"*
Don’t talk shit on the peppermint schnapps, felony fuel for sure.
Joey is that cool uncle that smokes weed with you before thanksgiving dinner and has all the best stories.
Joey Diaz is a tremendous story teller
till this day Albertson’s got shit security 😂
Lee gasps everytime in every podcast Joey talks about staying up late lol
I can relate to Uncle Joey on so many levels it’s crazy, and sad. 😞
facts bro i’m kinda like living his youth atm. when he said there’s many stories i can say but some that i can’t i thought about and wondered dan he speaking like a future me
@@noi8017 nice seeding you got on ur pfp
@@joshyboi2448 it was a weed seed i planted and it started germinating and it look cute but thanks
Some of the most amazing stories ever...please keep going!
At 10 he stopped dressing up
And at 10 he did Acid 😆
Man speaks from the heart. He’s not proud of everything he’s done but he tells us anyway. I’d love to see him for a comedy show someday
The smokers laugh and the clear and loud HAHAHAHAHAHAHA always get me when Joey tells stories
Its was.........(says month) of....(says year)... When ever you hear that you know you gotta have a joint ready
Nothing beats watching uncle Joey on acid. His voice is so soothing.
the last story is really powerful.
Did you hold a gun to his head? No? You didn't? Then please forgive yourself Uncle Joey.
Guy would have tried it eventually, and so would Joey.
Hit him with the gun ? Damn
Damn makes me sad to hear a story like that. But we all learn something in the end.
Im on a joey diaz train and it aint stoppin!
"They knew we where aliens" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
he said Hellions
By the 80s, that kid would have been tooting Escobar's marching powder regardless of whether Joey had chopped out those lines.
The First chapter of the Joey Diaz Coke Chronicles
Joey's origin story - "tremendous"
We need a live action series, animation, and book called the Adventure of Uncle Joey
Joey "given that terrace" Diaz
Mans telling himself it’s his fault for someone else’s decision
If I had 3 wishes, 1st one would be a kid growing up with him 😂
You wouldn't make it bro
RIP TO THE ONES WHO DIDNT MAKE IT HERE. LLGR
I knew it made people make gestures with their dirty little hands -Joey Diaz 😂
I smoked pot with a high school buddy for his first time, within a year or so him and his brother got busted on some serious possession and I guess distribution charges and somehow wound up in relatively severe legal trouble despite his age and clean record. He never came back to school and I never knew what happened to him until bumping into him in line for Metallica tickets a couple years later. Never saw him again but we reconnected on Facebook for a while some years back, apparently he'd had a bad round with the powder and some kinda rough years. I couldn't help but feel a small bit responsible, but I don't really feel that way with pot, I'd feel differently about it if I'd given him heroin or something.
Hey from up north in Canada just started watching these clips I would like to know how I can watch the full podcasts I can sit and listen to him talk all day hes relatable to me in some ways
Joey Diaz is simply the best
From these stories I’m surprised Joey has been alive this long
Joey "posession of stolen tools" Diaz
I’m lying again 😂
Joey “the coke was so fuckin good” Diaz
Joey is the uncle I never had. Well I have uncles but none compare to this man.
Jesus I just did coke for the first time ever tonight, and as Joey said in my heart I didnt really want to do it, but the other kid called my bluff and we did a first line, it felt great and I still have half a bag left and im not sure what im going to do.
toss it, if u used the rest already,, never do it again. watch all these vids out here on how horrible it is and makes ppl (everyone) feel.
@@scare-crow1679 Honestly scariest night of my life, friend got jacked up and some bad shit happened, will throw it away, atleast i've tried it i guess, thanks for the advice.
did you really throw it away
@@enigamI-xz5zl in all honesty? Absolutely not, but never buying another bag if I can help it
@@stonk1851 stay away from that shit, seriously. It'll ruin your life
A Living Legend.
joey needs to write a book with all his favorite stories, i would buy it twice
I just Googled it and the fight that Joey was talking about was Larry Holmes vs Earnie Shaver 2 for the WBC Heavyweight Championship.
I have a story. I was home on leave in 93 and my brother was supposed to meet a guy to buy a kilo of coke and sell a couple pounds of weed. He said he was thinking of robbing the dude. Well I put the guy on his knees taped his ass up put him in his trunk and I walked away with his money and drugs while my brother sit in the truck pissing his pants. Then he had the nerve to say half of the shit was his. I broke his arm left the drugs with him and put the money in my account. So glad I did that once and only once and never said anything about it till now.
Thx for sharing
your a dirtbag, but good story lol
I was a young kid, but I was a stupid fuck” Joey Diaz - 2019
Just listing to joey makes me want to be a criminal
Nah
Damm. Uncle Joey blaming himself 🤔 Shits deep.
He had a attic, then the 2nd floor, and can u believe he had a first floor.. Id Love to talk to that architect
That architect met the real architect son
This man is a miracle
That last part really messed me up😔
Damn coco that hit hard
I actually teared up at the end
He said he only took a little bit of bud then says like an eight.. an eight is not a nug or 2 🤣
It could be sometimes
As wild as joey was he still has a heart
This guys hilarious love his stories too
Uncle Joey- when I opened the other bale it wasn't weed
Lee- ohhh!
Yo we used to steal fried chicken and booze from an Albertsons 🤣 funniest part is my buddy got caught but only with fried chicken and they took his ass to the station at 14 years old😭
Disappointed I grew up around modern technology
Start's at mid-October 79
There’s an Albertsons in his kidnapping story as well
That takes ball's to steal from the people taking care of you ...
13:40 WE GOT NICE AND COKED OUT. 🤣 I gotta use that one.
$25 of weed was 32 joints? Fuck that’s only like 4 now😂
Pinner joints and it was absolute garbage weed lol the shit now is insane
25 dollars in 1989 is $89 now
"We got nice and weeded out" aha what a way of saying getting high
I love joey!
Il say one thing you can point to one event that you feel like you did something wrong for somebody, and you can learn from shit like that but you can't go around with the guilt, pinning it to yourself because it's never one thing that makes or breaks anyone, but an accumulation of 1000 things,
Maybe you should'nt have given him the coke but he wouldve gone down that road eventually if not for you,
Don't pin that blame to you and carry that guilt,
Like I said it's one thing to recognize your mistake, but you cant blame yourself for a person's entire life
Someone make a movie about this mans life.
Lenny Holmes v Earnie Shavers
Been writing that book for a while now
Will look like old school phone book, will still buy.
It'll never happen. They could never fact-check his stories.
Fond memories.
Always remember that Joey didn’t say nuttin to nobody
The best stories !!!!
Joey ‘I didn’t say nothing to nobody’ Diaz
It's called a Licorice Stick or Licorice Stick Martini. The drink he was talking about, the vodka with sambuca
I'll say the same thing to Joe that I'd say to anyone else: If he didn't do it with you, he would've done it with someone else.
I liked this video as soon as I saw the title
How did a 25 dollar bag of week roll 32 joints im tryna to get that weed? 🤔
25 bucks in 1980 is $89 now. Inflation
They dressed as ghost and did acid that made me choke on my bong hit gawd damn it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Reminds me of home, cheers
I missed the piece when the dragons from the story appeared
Happy New Years guys Joey is a GOD
I was born in North Bergen, NJ. So crazy he was from there too